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1675105234 | 1675112997 | t3_10patw4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | reddit_fan167567: TIFU- not caring about my bsf
i won’t say any names incase anyone i know finds this so i’ll be calling my best friend by A and my other friend by G. for context i’m in year 10 (14-15) just to give a bit of an age range.
so basically my best friend, A, has like severe anxiety and it’s like really b... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1675106395 | 1675107135 | t3_10pbbvy | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis
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ActualCannibalMrY8s: Hold up, are you saying hair grows on your dick itself, like the shaft? Go to a doctor wtf
forestapee: Its pretty normal to have hair growing on the lower part of the shaft. I'd say it's odd if it's more than a third to half way up.
Depends... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1673346037 | 1673394823 | t3_1086fxg | t5_2to41 | 48 | D_longy: Tifu by potentially getting my nudes exposed online🤔
First off this literally happened too me (21M) 10 mins ago and so I said fuck it let's make my first ever tifu post.
So today I was minding my business on family vacation, and I got a text on Instagram from an account I didn't recognize. But the photo was ... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1673351098 | 1673388787 | t3_1087ufr | t5_2to41 | 899 | NoNamesAvaiIable: TIFU by playing Glimpse of Us by Joji in public for my gf
So context: i live in Brazil, and my gf has been in love with glimpse of us by Joji ever since it came out, despite not fully knowing what the songs about.
I'm ok on a guitar and have a group of friends who have a band that plays at bars and s... | 6 | 149.833333 | |
1675110525 | 1675182762 | t3_10pd2gc | t5_2to41 | 1,012 | Mission-Handle-9033: TIFU by introducing my family to death note
So, this happened last night, but the fallout came today. Last night, my family (my two parents and sister (22f)) were browsing TV for something to watch. I’ve been watching the show death note, recently, and have gotten really into it, despite not being... | 11 | 92 | |
1675109509 | 1675145127 | t3_10pcnjs | t5_2to41 | 180 | Independent-Yak9490: TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress
Me and a good friend of mine often hang out in restaurants. Since we are both university students and quite busy, we usually go for dinner.
This time we also went quite late in the evening, and since I was working on my computer all day, I was feelin... | 5 | 36 | |
1673354227 | 1673354830 | t3_1088t1c | t5_2to41 | 9 | BreathSpiritual6326: TIFU nothing! Instead, нєу ¢σ¢кяσα¢н'ѕ ρσσρѕ яєα∂ιηg, нσω тнє ƒαт ηιggєя'ѕ ƒυ¢кιηg ƒυ¢к ¢αη ι ƒυ¢кιηg ριяαтє мιηє¢яαƒт!??!? ι ∂ση'т ωαηт ηιggєя ѕнιтту ѕнιтαѕѕ ƒαт ℓєѕвιαη ƒαggσт ѕнιтαѕѕ ¢σ¢к ѕυ¢кєяѕ ηιggα ρσσρ ωнσ ѕυ¢кѕ gαу ηιggєя ¢σ¢кяσα¢н'ѕ ∂ι¢к ¢σммєηтѕ ƒяσм αηу σƒ уσυ ƒαggσт ηιggєяѕ ѕнιтαѕѕ!!!
... | 3 | 3 | |
1675111838 | 1675141203 | t3_10pdm8a | t5_2to41 | 4,698 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring a mandatory boil order
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Clickum245: Filters, like carbon or activated charcoal, typically only remove sediment or corrosion products. They do not remove viruses or bacteria.
caseyatbt: Does a UV light get them?
tell_her_a_story: The whole house uv light filter we installed last year... | 12 | 391.5 | |
1673355082 | 1673356517 | t3_10892t8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | vommer3000: TIFU by drinking wine.
I never thought I would find myself posting here on TIFU, but here I am. As usual, this wasn't today, it was a few days ago. I am horrified with myself, so I haven't felt ok to think about it until now. - Warning, this gets pretty gross.
My friend invited me over, and a few hours in ... | 5 | 3 | |
1675114274 | 1675116228 | t3_10peoq5 | t5_2to41 | -2 | Silent-Minion-8281: TIFU by accidentally kissing my friend
Throwaway account because duh
I am in a committed relationship of about 8 months, Over the weekend I decided to have a sleepover with my 2 best friends. We all got together at my house and did pretty standard activities.
It should be stated that we are all... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1675113343 | 1675116959 | t3_10pea7q | t5_2to41 | 13 | Some_Vermicelli1791: TIFU I threw up in class
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terencela: You'll be embarrassed for the next few days / weeks until it's forgotten and someone else does something embarrassing or people get bored talking about it.
In twenty years time you'll get it as a flashback while you're in the middle of something mundan... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1675116928 | 1675123202 | t3_10pftwr | t5_2to41 | 21 | embarrassediasked: TIFU By getting tourist trapped
Back in 2012 I went on vacation to Paris with a few friends, we were all young men just looking for fun and to blow off some steam from work.
So we venture to all the Tourists Spots stupid Australian Tourists would go avoiding all the obvious tourist traps and shaking... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1675118288 | 1675119045 | t3_10pge2w | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing from my company’s clients
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dpg3456: So after 3 months without an income and landing a job, your instinct was to steal from your clients?
> I am actually a really dedicated and hard working engineer
Who also likes to steal
speculatrix: And who only seems to care about having bee... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1675122826 | 1675125809 | t3_10pi7vv | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by measuring the size of my face with my fingers and getting caught! (M20)
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ShitBritGit: Measure your face with the croissant.
AcrobaticSource3: Croissants would be an excellent new unit of measurement
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1675127015 | 1675164922 | t3_10pjt3t | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting my bff's electric kettle on the stove
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attabe123: It was an accident and bff is definitely overreacting. Don't beat yourself up
i_need_a_username201: Overreacting to almost burning the house down stupidly when he just moved in? No he reacted appropriately. His feelings are justified ... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1673353416 | 1673390486 | t3_1088jsl | t5_2to41 | 63 | ChronicCrimson420: TIFU by making a joke
I work in a high school as a janitor. I work the day shift and get off work a half hour before the kids get out of school.
So today was the first day back for the kids after Christmas break. The first bell hasn’t even rang yet and I already have to clean up two spills made by ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1675128103 | 1675155235 | t3_10pk7p1 | t5_2to41 | 241 | forever-lost435: tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex
so this has been going on for a month, and i have no one to talk to about this besides him. my best friend is a guy and we talk about everything together and every day i am excited to either talk with him or just hang out. if something funny... | 5 | 48.2 | |
1673364830 | 1673366070 | t3_108co5x | t5_2to41 | 29 | aloilisia: TIFU by ignoring the smell of my shea butter
So my skin is often dry and itchy and I haven't been able to find something that actually helps with it yet. I knew shea butter is supposed to be good for your skin so a few days ago I ordered raw and unrefined shea butter because why not.
It arrived today and w... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1675129432 | 1675137368 | t3_10pkoiy | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU yesterday IFU by thinking I can run 12 mph
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Zupheal: Back with more creative writing I see...
stachemz: Man. I hope it's creative writing but I've known dudes like this.
Zupheal: This dude posts one of these every couple weeks. Each with a new off the wall story, then deletes them when called o... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1673367460 | 1673378137 | t3_108dq23 | t5_2to41 | 215 | MiaMae: TIFU by getting a melody stuck in my head and tracking down the song right before an important work meeting
This just happened.
I had this old melody stuck in my head but the only word I could remember was "baby". It was a quiet, slow, sad-sounding tune but I could not place it.
Finally, I used the "What's t... | 4 | 53.75 | |
1673367762 | 1673424077 | t3_108duij | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my mom a picture of a bag of drugs
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megszenteltkrendenc: I thought Adderall was a type of medication for people with ADHD? Since when is it an abusable drug?
Chimmeni: Adderall is medicine grade amphetamine. Basically Speed.
megszenteltkrendenc: OH WHAT
I didn't know that, thanks fo... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1675133507 | 1675135519 | t3_10pm4pw | t5_2to41 | -7 | bcheng81: TIFU by accidentally making a border patrol officer think I called him a liar.
It happened yesterday.
My wife and I live in Vancouver and decided to make a day trip to the US for some brunch and Trader Joe's. On our way back, we wanted to stop by the Peace Arch Park and do the very tourist-y thing of jumpin... | 4 | -1.75 | |
1675132662 | 1675167473 | t3_10pltxq | t5_2to41 | 241 | [deleted]: TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog
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YourMildestDreams: Mother here. Don't sweat it. I've compared both of my kids to dogs on many occasions. Though some older women in my family weren't too fond of the title "a toddler is like a dog that slowly learns to speak" that I used for the video of my oldest ... | 5 | 48.2 | |
1675135230 | 1675136073 | t3_10pmqz7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my dad for McDonald’s his told me he’d get me
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Possible_juror: Do you have a friend you can confide in? A teacher? You need out.
[deleted]: I told a teacher before about all the chores and work they make me do and she told me it’s life. All my friends know about it, but we’re kids lol... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1673369865 | 1673557263 | t3_108ep6u | t5_2to41 | 431 | DrKramerTheAssMan: TIFU by calling a sex partner “my son”
Technically not today, as this happened last night, and for context I am straight.
So my gf 26F and I 28M are into swinging, and we regularly meet with other couples we can find locally, and have foursomes and such, including yesterday’s couple, 25M and 25F wh... | 6 | 71.833333 | |
1675136613 | 1675185700 | t3_10pnbco | t5_2to41 | 68 | ReadingIntrovert: TIFU by spanking my gf
Note: New account so no one in my life (who knows I use Reddit) knows about this
So I (M22) am in a 1-2 year relationship with my gf (F20). She is one of the cutest and sweetest people I've ever known, and I am very lucky to have her in my life.
Roughly a couple of months ago,... | 6 | 11.333333 | |
1675137972 | 1675140339 | t3_10pnwe9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | FeedTheWrongWolf: Tifu by calling my kid a cum pet.
He's 13 and very smart and mature for his age and I'm a young parent. He's honestly my best friend. Anyway....
I have some bad adhd. Here's how it happened.
The kid was messing with me and I started to say
"awe come on" I stuttered and stopped and he said
... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1675137950 | 1675186820 | t3_10pnw12 | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwaway-tifu928: TIFU by texting my friend how I normally would
For context, I (M21) grew up in a friend group that was formed way before I was even born, with this I mean the parents of my friends and my parents were very close friends and most of our grandparents too. So this means my friends and I attended the sam... | 5 | 4 | |
1675138442 | 1675142236 | t3_10po3jc | t5_2to41 | 614 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping my pants in the mall and accidentally flashing some kids
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JimmiRustle: Pics or it didn’t happen. Welcome to the internet.
jakesnakex: Bro down bad
PM_ur_Rump: ::swats with newspaper::
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1673375163 | 1673379155 | t3_108gxwb | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by spending all my money on my GF
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acmecorporationusa: When do you start the college courses that cover writing composition; sentence structure; spelling and grammar?
VegetableGuarantee72: It's probably around the same time you get a life!
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1675144569 | 1675147945 | t3_10pq4sr | t5_2to41 | 252 | [deleted]: Knowing my mom she would wine and say “that’s not fair 😭” Lmfao
Gerald_Bostock_jt: Do it anyway. Teach them a lesson about stealing.
[deleted]: My sister would be the girl you tell this to do. I don’t think I could, even though I hope he stubs his toe everyday, I still wouldn’t do that.
ErinBLAMovich: You h... | 9 | 28 | |
1675147585 | 1675209183 | t3_10pr4lx | t5_2to41 | 336 | mooshgoosh: tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet
Disclaimer: I am fully aware that my miscalculations were incredibly foolish.
This sequence of mistakes begins with me choosing to flick the bean midday, which was obviously already a questionable choice. In any case, I finished rather hastily ... | 6 | 56 | |
1675151274 | 1675191611 | t3_10ps427 | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a smoker
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Wholesomeelijah: Dudes a creep. 32!??
Question_Few: Op is either a senior or fresh out of high school and he's 32 and been out a decade and some change
coffeebuzzbuzzz: She should still be in high school since it's only January. Unless she dropped out and got her G... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1675153202 | 1675162100 | t3_10psn2d | t5_2to41 | 16,008 | AnonShirtboy: TIFU by asking my dad for a new sweatshirt
I guess I will begin this post. I’m a 16 year old boy. My dad is 37.
My dad, never graduated high school, he lived in a bad neighborhood and got in with a bad crowd. He would then spend a few years in prison.
At twenty one, my dad had me with my mom. My dad t... | 8 | 2,001 | |
1673381157 | 1673483742 | t3_108jfg7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | laineDdednaHdeR: TIFU by passing gas.
This one is pretty short and simple. I was in the company break room during lunchtime. About half of the staff were taking their lunch as well.
I had my headphones on while watching youtube, and I had completely forgotten where I was. I could tell it was loud enough for others to... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1675158482 | 1675165317 | t3_10pv0q4 | t5_2to41 | 272 | DefinetlyNotSara: TIFU by asking a coworker why doesn’t bring his dog anymore
My employer allows us to bring our dogs to workplace aslong as they’re well behaved and no one in the team has a fear of dogs or an allergy. So my coworker used to bring his big fluffy dog to work. He was always super friendly and got a lot o... | 4 | 68 | |
1673385657 | 1673388112 | t3_108ld4r | t5_2to41 | 104 | StygianBlueMario: TIFU by looking through a friend's phone at a sleepover
Context: this actually happened 5 years ago, but I think it's still a good TIFU story.
I was in middle school at the time and was having a sleepover with 6-7 friends. I think around midnight most of us started falling asleep, except for me and 2... | 3 | 34.666667 | |
1675165880 | 1675167745 | t3_10px2q1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not learning how to stfu when I'm trying to get laid
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geefunken: Jeez if you talk like you write I’m not even slightly surprised by whatever the fuck-up is that I couldn’t be bothered to read!
Omephla: Same, it took 10 seconds to get to the tl;dr and even by then I was too exhausted to read ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1673387309 | 1673413163 | t3_108m2sr | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU with my dream girl by calling her a spoiled bitch
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babyblu_e: Yes, she sounds like she’s secure in her boundaries and not willing to put up with people that disrespect her and make her uncomfortable. What you said was degrading and mean. Continuing to apologize and pester her when she is not in... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1673390292 | 1673390671 | t3_108ndpo | t5_2to41 | 58 | RadioactiveBrick420: TIFU bought a dildo for 200 bucks got hit with 200 bucks customs
So I'm and always was a very horny person, now 19 (F), last summer i discovered anal penetration and honestly got fucking hooked, it was so great i started inserting all kinds of things, there was only one problem tho, toys, mostly my... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1675177740 | 1675202100 | t3_10q1evk | t5_2to41 | 1,342 | Sayomi_Koneko: tifu by labeling something with my initials
tifu by labeling something with my initials at work
Last week we had our regional manager come in to inspect the store and make sure everything is in order. One of the things he checks is the labels on our totes to make sure they're appropriate.
From what *s... | 6 | 223.666667 | |
1675178908 | 1675179462 | t3_10q1whv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too eager and ended up with a lingerie injury.
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FirebladeCBR1000RR: I thought you misspelled "lingering"
PinEffective2071: This
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1673394312 | 1673446054 | t3_108p421 | t5_2to41 | 3,616 | dogcopter9: TIFU by letting my daughter's friend break a toy.
My 10 year old daughter had another 10 year old friend over. They both like the game "Five Nights at Freddy's" and talk about it constantly. At some point the girls emerge from my daughter's room holding a bear. I can tell it has a talk box in it because ... | 11 | 328.727273 | |
1675179204 | 1675201814 | t3_10q210q | t5_2to41 | 575 | fauxfurgopher: TIFU by suggesting a name for our new kitten
Our beloved grey cat, Greyson, died last year. He was a wonderful cat. He was closest to my daughter, so when a friend of hers offered her a grey kitten we all welcomed him. Because Greyson had been named due to his color I threw out the first name that sprung... | 6 | 95.833333 | |
1675180805 | 1675181791 | t3_10q2og7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being scammed and 4 times by callgirl and blackmailed
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FlyGuy_2000: Couldn't make out 50% of what you said, but it's a SCAM. Tell them you will contact vice if they keep harassing you.
Specsaman: you mean their vice manager ? theyre even saying that their involved the police in this
FlyGuy_2... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1673396329 | 1673397595 | t3_108pyau | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a scam on my gaming account.
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jacobs0n: this scam is a tale as old as time. at least now you've learned your lesson and hopefully avoid getting scammed in the future
Pretty-Crzy: I did learn my lesson, thanks for reading :)
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1673397264 | 1673409355 | t3_108qbn6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Large-Promotion-3182: TIFU: Garlic pains
Today I fucked up
Well, currently two days ago I decided that I wanted to try a gimmick where I swallowed garlic like a pill, and I don’t like eating vegetables. I just hate the taste, especially broccoli, and I decided to take one clove or one piece of garlic and swallow it li... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1673396672 | 1673459265 | t3_108q35p | t5_2to41 | 173 | thebeckyblue: TIFU by Saving My Partner From a Home Intruder
I didn’t actually fuck up, my partner did, let’s call him Jimbo, and this happened a couple years ago.
We were dead asleep at 2 am and I woke to a dark figure standing above me. This is a common occurrence for me, as I have a sleep disorder called sleep par... | 5 | 34.6 | |
1673695865 | 1673841724 | t3_10bmdm5 | t5_2to41 | 47 | __Jacky-Boy__: TIFU by having zero rizz
So earlier today I was looking at some old conversations I was having back when voice was as high as snoop, when I stumbled across a convo with an old acquaintance. I started to read it through and it was IMMEDIATELY clear to older me that she was hitting on me. Not subtle hints ... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1673401250 | 1673408873 | t3_108ru15 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Emsquadd: TIFU by eating gummy bears
Yesterday I was craving something sweet and proceeded to share the 6.75oz bag of gummy bears with my boyfriend.
Fast forward to this evening..I am cooking dinner when all of a sudden I get these unbearable cramps in my mid to lower abdomen. I power through it and keep cooking. T... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1675189243 | 1675190080 | t3_10q6b7f | t5_2to41 | 90 | Dinobrothers: TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf
TIFU by letting my brother meet my girlfriend.
I'm 28 and my brother is 32, we both look very young tho. Especially me who still gets i.d at gas stations who usually don't give AF. Well anyway, I invited her over and had intentions to be private in my room (we share ... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1673403605 | 1673407559 | t3_108sq8n | t5_2to41 | 13 | ArthroMan: TIFU by ruining something fun for my uncle
I love my uncle to death he's like a second father to me and is my best friend. The other week we were splitting wood and after we were done he showed me a fancy axe he had (chopper1). He was so proud of it and excited to show me it cut through logs like butter, but... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1675169163 | 1675207315 | t3_10py4s0 | t5_2to41 | 23 | HaveAMorcelOfMyMind: TIFU by loudly calling my teacher by the wrong name, but it gets worse
Today, I (22m) embarrassed myself pretty bad.
All the events in the story take place in the last 24 hours, however to understand why i must back up to a few weeks ago.
There is this refugee me and my SO have been helping out... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1675189329 | 1675191904 | t3_10q6cmy | t5_2to41 | 2 | NicoleSt4rr: TIFU by completely humiliating myself on a PLANE!!!
Id like to start off by saying I wont be sharing any ages in this story.
This happened a few years back but it’s still so humiliating that I have to share my shame
I (F) used to have a boyfriend (obv M) of 2 years, we both shared the passion of traveli... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1675191816 | 1675200385 | t3_10q7ey2 | t5_2to41 | 1,598 | [deleted]: TIFU by introducing my desperate friend to a girl
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oJRODo: Okay but is she 18 and in high school? 20 and 18 are not much different. 17 is beginning to be sketchy and anything below 17 is definitely a No.
handful_of_frogs: She's 17
oJRODo: Reddit users are super weird about these kind of topics so im... | 8 | 199.75 | |
1675191525 | 1675208904 | t3_10q7ad7 | t5_2to41 | 186 | Cutecat42: TIFU by most likely having diabetes for years without knowing
So I'm obese. Typical American, right? I blame childhood trauma and PTSD. But for the past 5 years or so, I've been trying to heal myself, so I don't turn to comfort food as much. I've also been trying to lose weight.
I've been trying to lose we... | 7 | 26.571429 | |
1673405037 | 1673507757 | t3_108t9fy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Tight-Imagination-48: Tifu by depositing a false check
So I 18m live in a sober living in across the country from my family after being kicked out by my mom for not wanting to go to college. I’ve been looking for jobs but where I’m at there’s no remotely close place and I don’t have a car. So a person added me on Snap... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1675192160 | 1675192914 | t3_10q7jzx | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by joking about a thing to my husband which was very inappropriate
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OkVolume1: Stranger things have happened.
Eraevn: Ha!
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1673391122 | 1673407994 | t3_108nr1v | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting on the wrong school excursion bus
I go to a kindergarten to year 12 school. Recently two school excursion groups were set to leave for different excursions, with a 7am departure. One was a year 5-6 outdoor adventure excursion, and the other one was my year 12 retreat/outdoor/adventure excursi... | 3 | 6 | |
1673407148 | 1673507695 | t3_108u09n | t5_2to41 | 150 | YouExtension6763: TIFU by accidentally hitting on a 12 year old girl
Yes, this is going on my alt account because I do *not* need this story associated with my face 🙃
To preface this story, I (18f) am a lesbian and TERRIBLE at judging ages. This happened two years ago, when I was 16. It’s also important to note that ... | 7 | 21.428571 | |
1673408452 | 1673409285 | t3_108ugng | t5_2to41 | 30 | sweatyducktoes: TIFU by pretending to be sick to stay home from school
Okay so this actually happened when I was in the 1st or 2nd grade but it still haunts my memories.
When I was a little kid I hated going to school just like any other child. I didn't like having to sit still, I didn't like how long it was, I didn't... | 3 | 10 | |
1673410757 | 1673490182 | t3_108v9ac | t5_2to41 | 120 | Important__Eggplant: TIFU By calling my crush a loser
Listen, I know the title sounds mean. But hear me out.
A little backstory: I'm competitive. Not like l'Il flip a table if I lose, but I just get a little too into it and I start hooting and hollering. I'm also kinda shy. If I like you, I'll start talking to you and... | 6 | 20 | |
1673411778 | 1673488223 | t3_108vlod | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying off other people to get with my now Fiancée.
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DICKTracey: 19, getting married.
I will never understand this.
An_Irish_Moth_Person: No, 21 and married, we’re only engaged, we’re both legal adults who can legally fuck and legally go overseas and die, we’re also legally allowed to get ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1673413684 | 1673415129 | t3_108w7te | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boss that I was taking time off to make p0rn videos...
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Gloomy_Guard_: To be fair... ALS Scan is a weird name for a porn site
DieDae: Even weirder than her openly harassing her employees about porn?
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1673413949 | 1673416808 | t3_108waus | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistreating a girl during her first time.
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LsG133: So from what I can tell you took off the condom without consent, and *somehow* didn’t know you went in her ass instead, as if she didn’t react.
Sounds incredibly rapey.
aussie_nub: Yeah, I don't know how someone couldn't react to having so... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1673415531 | 1673492064 | t3_108wt5u | t5_2to41 | 7 | anon2563: TIFU and I mean we forgot to check up on our friend
Please help!!! My friend(25)and I(f25) forgot to ask how our best friend(25m) of 10+ years how his dads major surgery went and now he’s pissed and is disappointed. Ik we are major AH for forgetting and we feel horrible we want to it up.
He’s not speaking t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1675200309 | 1675203442 | t3_10qayt0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | RhubarbParticular736: TIFU by having my secret leaked
So just a little background check, i'm a male (16) and in a friend group in school containing roughly about 30 or so people. mainly boys but a few girls. I am a type of guy that watches h3n\*\* and you know do my business.
Basically rewind 4 weeks ago, me and my f... | 6 | 6 | |
1673416599 | 1674241018 | t3_108x4z1 | t5_2to41 | 89 | throwawayfzfool: TIFU by reconnecting with my best friend and Crush from my childhood
As always a true TIFU didn't happen exactly today, but I am now on a trajectory to a colossal emotional fuckup that will potentially ruin my relationships and cause pain for those I care about.
I (Guy) had this friend (Girl) from my... | 5 | 17.8 | |
1673418560 | 1673441457 | t3_108xqzx | t5_2to41 | 35 | s1NN3rr_: TIFU by getting absolutely shitfaced at my friend's house warming party
So before we start the main story let me give you all a little bit of context. I am (20M) an engineering student and my college is about 68 kilometers away from the place where I stay. I usually travel via train from my home to college. ... | 5 | 7 | |
1675201128 | 1675201421 | t3_10qbbja | t5_2to41 | 30 | svckmyd1ck: TIFU by being horny at the gym with my bf
So this happened last week👍
basically my boyfriend and i go to different college and in different program. We live in different city so it is not the simplest trying to see each other. and we always try to see each other at least twice during the week. On Thursd... | 3 | 10 | |
1675201939 | 1675203047 | t3_10qbnhe | t5_2to41 | 1,327 | _--_-_-_-_-_--_: TIFU by making a dumb comment on my gyms feedback survey.
So it was a few days ago and i was at the gym the other day, and I frequently see this one cute worker who likes to talk with me, and at least to me, it seems like she's being a little, flirty. well heres the fuck up, my dumb ass saw the feedba... | 3 | 442.333333 | |
1673424172 | 1673483042 | t3_108zbli | t5_2to41 | 19 | Noir_A_Mous: Tifu by accidentally letting my cat out of my apartment.
So I work a third shift job, I got home today around 8am and went straight to bed. Little did I know the cat walked right out the door. Sadly neither me, my gf or my roommate, who were already asleep at the time, noticed his disappearance until aroun... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1675203329 | 1675209320 | t3_10qc880 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Researching a Decades Old Essay About Dobby
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AcrobaticSource3: Wait was this Harry Potter parody porn? It’s weird that a presumably legit book about Dumbledore linked to Harry Potter parody porn, unless this was fanfic
PlathTheSalt: The website is defunct, so at one point I'm sure it linked ... | 3 | 1 | |
1673431519 | 1673577275 | t3_109164w | t5_2to41 | -6 | Futt1: TIFU By stabbing my classmate.
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mitmate: There's no way this is real lmao you crossed to mexico in 7-8 hours from Cali? Considering the fact you probably took an hour or so to pack all your documents and clothes or whatever, it would take you way longer. I live in AZ and get to mexico in 7 hours and Ca... | 8 | -0.75 | |
1673431427 | 1673432893 | t3_10915ba | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally splashing my coworker with water
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Question_Few: Come on OP. You're the manager. This is your employee and she just assaulted you and another coworker. The initial cause of the problem is no longer relevant because it can't be proven if it was a mistake or not. Do your due dilige... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1675205511 | 1675208324 | t3_10qd4a0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my snapchat locked
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thrwayhairbortion: Lol, enjoy prison.
Last I checked, the mandatory minimum for that type of crime was five years minimum, and federal prison requires you to serve 85% of your sentence.
[deleted]: i just wabt help. im not a creep just extremely disappointed in m... | 10 | 1.9 | |
1673435275 | 1673440769 | t3_10925dv | t5_2to41 | -3 | fuckyou7474765: TIFU by dropping 300 nails on a main street
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KRYPTECDEMISE: “Let’s break the law, admit on the internet the exact crime because surely they can’t find me”
fuckyou7474765: Throw away account
KRYPTECDEMISE: That literally changes nothing. Throw away accounts aren’t hiding you from the police. Thr... | 7 | -0.428571 | |
1673434927 | 1673489775 | t3_109224r | t5_2to41 | 7,980 | hug-a-cat: TIFU by dressing casually for work (update).
My original post was [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zh34jc/tifu_by_dressing_casually_for_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). I got a message asking if there are any ... | 9 | 886.666667 | |
1673436673 | 1673478675 | t3_1092iz4 | t5_2to41 | 1,759 | Horror-Product-2835: TIFU by flashing my boyfriends mom
Unfortunately this did not happen today but I feel like other than that its the perfect place to tell this story because i CANNOTTTT
slay okay so this was during summer 2022, me and my boyfriend had been together for a few months at this point, you can imagine, ... | 10 | 175.9 | |
1673439583 | 1673478354 | t3_1093d46 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU BY VOMITING IN CLASS
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RudeSprinkles1240: Puke happens. The other kids might tease you about it, but they puke too. I doubt it was caused by running to school, though. If so, you'd have vomited much sooner. No telling, though. I hope you feel better.
Thelag1927: Yeah, thanks for the response, bu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1673440972 | 1673467730 | t3_1093sak | t5_2to41 | 91 | pseudo44: TIFU by telling my friends what I think
So basically I (17m) told my two friends (17m and 17f) what I really think of them. Yesterday we went to the theatre for a school trip and since the play started at 19:30 pm I thought maybe when it ended we could eat something together, so I ask them in the morning. The... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1673425206 | 1673778088 | t3_108zlfa | t5_2to41 | 15 | carefullycalculative: TIFU Was making fun of my Ph.D. co-supervisor over chat and ended up sending the text to a group of professors, including my supervisor and co-supervisor.
Hi, I am a Ph.D. student living away from my home state. s I was getting ready to leave for the lab, I sent a message to a homie, A.
The thin... | 5 | 3 | |
1673443014 | 1673445502 | t3_1094gix | t5_2to41 | 48 | Suitable_Ad_1555: TIFU: I said no to the girl I like
My friends always say I’m lonely, and to joke around with me whenever they find a girl around the track at P.E they tell her I like her. It’s very embarrassing so I stopped walking with them. Then queue this kid, we weren’t really friends at the time I barely knew hi... | 3 | 16 | |
1673445359 | 1673473739 | t3_1095auy | t5_2to41 | 126 | 420Parent2013: TIFU Because I may have torpedoed a friendhip.
TL;DR- Been paying a friend for rides, she won't lower price so we got behind with her and she threatened to stop helping. I took her up on it.
I have been getting rides from someone I thought was a friend, first just to my child's daycare but then me to wo... | 15 | 8.4 | |
1673447548 | 1673450594 | t3_10964sx | t5_2to41 | 103 | Positive-Situation-9: TIFU by trying to eat better.
This happened yesterday but I am reaping the rewards of The Fuckening today.
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I’m starting to eat better and by “eat better” I mean eat more vegetables in their raw forms rather than pizza toppings, wrapped in a naan or puréed.
So after doing a little browse of Pi... | 5 | 20.6 | |
1673448620 | 1673729412 | t3_1096j0s | t5_2to41 | 4,045 | [deleted]: Tifu by being rusty with sex after a divorce
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Usagiboy7: Old man bragging about getting with an almost kid. Eww.
Haquestions4: Old woman picking up kid: "You go girl!"
Old man picking up kid: "ew"
Usagiboy7: Both are eww. Abusers of any gender often find targeting younger people easier because the ... | 10 | 404.5 | |
1673458182 | 1673483692 | t3_109ael6 | t5_2to41 | 266 | Defiant-Button15: TIFU by letting my dog and my husband leave for 6 weeks
I will start with the obligatory didn’t happen today but I realized the extent of my FU today.
My husband is gone for a short work placement in a different country and my dog will be with the in-laws until just before he gets back (for various r... | 5 | 53.2 | |
1673450611 | 1673523069 | t3_1097axb | t5_2to41 | 252 | [deleted]: TIFU update! Slept Through Job Interview
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salsanacho: In addition to multiple alarms, I'd also ask a trusted human to give you a call at a certain time, to ensure you're ready to go.
IamMooz: Sounds like that episode on Seinfeld where Jerry is in-charge of getting the marathon runner to the race on ... | 4 | 63 | |
1673459829 | 1673463408 | t3_109b3y5 | t5_2to41 | 32 | hornyromelo: TIFU by punching my mom in the face.
(Obligatory disclaimer that this happened years ago, not today)
My 2 brothers used to "prank" me by waking me up out of my sleep for no reason and then laughing at me from when I was like 10-15. After some time, I began to respond with your standard sibling violence.... | 4 | 8 | |
1673462729 | 1673482809 | t3_109cdtj | t5_2to41 | 22 | HashtagNAFO: TIFU by telling a new coworker to "man up".
Context: Working in a "Big-Box Store" warehouse with a crew of 10-12 guys per shift, loading and unloading trucks all day, with no air conditioning or cooling of any kind and often in 100+ degree heat, we developed something of a sense of humor.
Trucks were cons... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1673464300 | 1673497930 | t3_109d26l | t5_2to41 | 943 | DarkoEnterprises: TIFU by taking edging to a dangerous new level
Obligatory this happened quite some time ago. I was fresh out of high school and going to college, when I decided to finally try online dating. I was never very lucky with the ladies, and the fact that I have a wife now just blows my mind everyday. At thi... | 7 | 134.714286 | |
1673469697 | 1673520690 | t3_109fccu | t5_2to41 | 18,198 | carrot_man_tifu: TIFU by holding a grudge for 29 years against a kid at school who called me "Carrot Boy"
The names including my own have been modified to false names.
About 29 years ago I was in the third grade. I took one of the carrot packs out of my lunch box, the kind that came with a little cup of ranch dressin... | 10 | 1,819.8 | |
1673471575 | 1673548420 | t3_109g57d | t5_2to41 | 56 | tpb772000: TIFU by driving my old truck to work.
As the title states I drove my old truck to work today.
I have been driving my daily car a lot here recently and decided to change it up by driving my old truck which I usually only drive around town or on Sunday.
All was well in the beginning, but half way to work I g... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1673472800 | 1673477392 | t3_109go85 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Elkie_Kaibu: TIFU by not using the shower curtain properly
So this happened yesterday, but I remembered that this sub exists so I feel compelled to share it here. We have two bathrooms on the second floor, the master and guest bathroom. My fiance (M34) was trying to fix the showerhead in the master bathroom in the morn... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1673472316 | 1673571552 | t3_109ggn8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Key_Formal_9368: TIFU by letting my ex go
I (M32) had been in a relationship for 3 years with my ex (F27). Before I get into the whole break up situation I will mention that we started dating when she was only 23 which would make me 28 att. The first half of our relationship was going pretty well but last few months we... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1673472607 | 1674168331 | t3_109gl2w | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwaway-_654: TIFU by ruining a song for myself
Have you ever ruined something for yourself? My story involves me being dumb tbh. So I'm a Tech N9ne fan, and an Eminem fan. For the longest time I hoped they would do a track together! This finally happened in the shape of speedom, and it's a great track. I listened to... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1673476912 | 1673479465 | t3_109idyj | t5_2to41 | 52 | Arcinbiblo12: TIFU by throwing away my gift for my gf's birthday.
My gf (22f) and I, (22m) both have birthdays in January. We decided to pool our money together and go on a short getaway to celebrate. We also decided to get each other a small gift as well. I get very stressed about finding people the perfect gift, so d... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1673480349 | 1673529187 | t3_109jrwp | t5_2to41 | 1,450 | Reasonable-Voice7381: TIFU by not noticing my vibrator turned on by itself
I (18F) have a really small, really shitty, really LOUD vibrator. Honestly, I'm in college, it's what I could afford. I used it yesterday, no need to go into detail there, but I must've done something wrong when I put it away. Today I woke up fe... | 7 | 207.142857 | |
1673481133 | 1673486484 | t3_109k2zl | t5_2to41 | 10 | HeldByTheHeal: TIFU (almost) by asking a woman where her parents lived
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Warm_metal_revival: I love this story so much and can’t wait to hear the updates.
HeldByTheHeal: I'm in my late 30s and not into social media, but have an FB account and an IG dummy account (for looking up the myriad of mentioned IG accoun... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1673481998 | 1673486943 | t3_109kfrt | t5_2to41 | 22 | Tux_Lugia: TIFU scammed out of $2000
*NSFW*
During winter classes in college I met this girl who was honestly really cool and pretty. We would text almost everyday but when classes ended she was slowly starting to text me less and less. I felt the distance between us growing and I didn’t know what to do. So I decided ... | 3 | 7.333333 |
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