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1673484549 | 1673544605 | t3_109lfyh | t5_2to41 | 362 | LL_Jager: TIFU by showing my true colours to my GF
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Dc2ViP408: Number 1 rule what? Who made that shit up. It's okay to cry bro.
eggrollin2200: And in case you didn’t read that right: **IT’S OKAY TO CRY BRO.**
Anybody who makes you feel bad for having emotions shouldn’t call themselves your friend, let alone y... | 5 | 72.4 | |
1673483713 | 1673489604 | t3_109l4bo | t5_2to41 | 34 | flaming_poop_chute: TIFU by texting an employee
This actually happened today about 3 hours ago.
I am a supervisor of a maintenance crew in a factory setting. One of my subordinates, "Lew", has worked with the company for over 30 years, but his performance and general lack of troubleshooting ability has really gotten ba... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1673485971 | 1673493213 | t3_109lzf3 | t5_2to41 | 58 | Human_Situation5358: TIFU by accidentally hitting on a director of our company
TLDR at the bottom
So I (m20s) work in IT and I had a client (m40s ish?) needing some software installed in his computer. He's "important" as he's a director in something, and these kind of software installs are normally designated to ano... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1673491404 | 1673537830 | t3_109o0t4 | t5_2to41 | 99 | devynbf: TIFU the most genuine friendship I ever had
This started as an answer to an [r/AskReddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/) that asked, "What is something you did that you deeply regret doing?" After 30 minutes of typing I decided to post it here in [r/TIFU](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIFU/). Granted this was... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1673407118 | 1673550312 | t3_108tzwk | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway224108: TIFU by wanting to be honest to a "friend" on NYE
this is definitely a bit of a (really) long story, so please bear with me
the TIFU isnt till near the end, but i like to give some "about me" as well as tell the whole story so you can understand how i f-ed up
SOME ABOUT ME:
mid-l... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1673495641 | 1673525008 | t3_109piug | t5_2to41 | 194 | JJJJPPPPP8A: TIFU by jokingly telling my friend he was born on a laboratory
It’s a pretty short story.
This wasn’t really today, but more like for the lapse of some years.
Growing up, me and my friends had some strange nicknames, I was the stoner because I have a condition where I always have red eyes, my other frien... | 4 | 48.5 | |
1673507677 | 1673571502 | t3_109tbe7 | t5_2to41 | 60 | Bloodiest-Taint: TIFU by accidentally answering a phone call from a girl I’m newly talking to and talking about a weird anime porn I saw to a friend. She was listening the whole time.
TL;DR: New girl I’m talking to called me as I was trying to pause my music to tell my buddy about anime porn with two chicks with dicks ... | 4 | 15 | |
1673510785 | 1673630855 | t3_109u6em | t5_2to41 | 1,014 | Ok-Kaleidoscope-4543: TIFU by not cleaning my closet
Yesterday, my (20F) closet was raided by my mom without my knowledge. In context, my mom is sort of a clean freak and she likes to clean whatever mess she sees. She saw my closet then decided to clean it. While cleaning, she stumbled upon my plethora of sex toys, wit... | 15 | 67.6 | |
1673513902 | 1673516248 | t3_109uzr0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | RayanNarutoAli: TIFU by losing documents that are worth billions
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smokebringer: Cool your head off. Try to put yourself together first.
How vital are those documents ? No chances someone has a copy ? Where was it printed ? No saves ?
Maybe dumb questions...
If indeed you lose your job, can't you "just" be h... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1673516326 | 1673554797 | t3_109vmwm | t5_2to41 | 25 | Futti4: TIFU by calling my classmate a mud head
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Nemair: I've read the other side of this story (written by the "stabber") on tifu. I didn't believe the story then (alongside many of the other commenters). This side don't make me think any different. I expect alternate account shenanigans
Evolinox: Just look a... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1673521951 | 1673544329 | t3_109x6gz | t5_2to41 | 36,309 | SaltyDrink: TIFU by showing my friend their doppelganger.
I was on the tube on the way to see some friends in North London. Whilst looking around on the tube to pass the time, I noticed someone a few seats down that looked remarkably similar to an old friend of mine who I hadn't spoken to or seen for a while, although ... | 7 | 5,187 | |
1673527998 | 1673538371 | t3_109yy9m | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being annoyed at my best friend and not realising what I actually did.
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serpentMotivator: Honestly boss you and your friend need to grow up if he's crying Abt Minecraft. You're 16 your life is getting to the point where things really start to change you can't be acting like 8 year olds over ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1673528135 | 1673541847 | t3_109yzsg | t5_2to41 | 1,281 | missionaurora: TIFU, Just met an old friend and guessed his wife was pregnant.
TIFURH Today I Fucked up REALLY HARD!
I just randomly met a friend that I haven't seen in years, He was with his wife at the mall and I heard from some friends months before that they were expecting.
He's a good old friend from teenag... | 16 | 80.0625 | |
1673529362 | 1673531690 | t3_109zekd | t5_2to41 | 6 | mirabellesrevenge: TIFU by pranking a roommate about ejaculating on my hand
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Hoptsnmetal: Where's the fup?
mirabellesrevenge: Everything, the prank
Hoptsnmetal: Dosent seem like a fuck up to me. You planned it out, acted on it, got the reaction you wanted and everyone laughed about it later on.
It may have be... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1673535159 | 1673566619 | t3_10a1hja | t5_2to41 | 105 | Gingyfiz: TIFU By locking myself out of the house
This isn't a super eventfull story. But i hope it still bring someone a little entertainment. Technically this happened yesterday but i didn't have the time to write it then.
Yesterday i had a very busy day. I had a doctors appointment, I visited some employment agenci... | 6 | 17.5 | |
1673543448 | 1673570903 | t3_10a4uaq | t5_2to41 | 646 | Superb-Hotel7179: TIFU looked through my girfriends texts while drunk
I met my girlfriend through tinder, im 25 and shes 20, we had been together for a couple of months, I'm Chinese, and my girlfriend is American, she was in china for college, and we never had any fights during the relationship, the only thing that bo... | 4 | 161.5 | |
1673544034 | 1673594693 | t3_10a52qd | t5_2to41 | 21 | tangledendrites: TIFU paid for excess baggage in the airport
It was actually yesterday, went straight to safe wrap my luggage after weighing it. Weight was roughly 29 kilograms. Was happy because my allowed weight limit is 35 kilograms. Then after everything was safely wrapped, I headed to check in my baggage. Lo and b... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1673544018 | 1673994238 | t3_10a52i9 | t5_2to41 | 130 | Complex-Thought8959: TIFU by having the runs while on a run
First post on Reddit, also on Mobile, sorry for any mistakes.
Just a bit of background, I used to run a lot before Covid, but stopped because I got lazy, I also ate a lot of junk food, I now weigh about 98kgs at 6'2". So not fat, but chubby and I've been runn... | 7 | 18.571429 | |
1673545149 | 1673551126 | t3_10a5j4b | t5_2to41 | 16 | hearsdemons: TIFU by trying out a new recipe with ingredients I already had in the house
I’m not a cook, not by any measure of the imagination. I usually just order food or eat out. But as my New Year’s resolution, I decided I was going to learn and experiment with cooking this year. Cooking is a life skill, so why not... | 4 | 4 | |
1673557658 | 1673623053 | t3_10aaqu3 | t5_2to41 | 54 | SilverPurse: TIFU by thinking I was funny in front of around 11 members of my biological family, that I was meeting for the very first time.
This TIFU happened around 23 years ago.
My Dad was adopted when he was 8 years old. He never wanted anything to do with his biolgical family, for his own reasons. However, he alw... | 6 | 9 | |
1673558218 | 1673774386 | t3_10aazce | t5_2to41 | 304 | No-use-for-a-: TIFU by flooding my recently deceased mom's bedroom by leaving the bathtub running. She was a hoarder.
So that just happened.
I spent today working on and filing exhibits to submit to the court for an HRO case with my child's father. I inherited my mom's estate, however I moved in here prior to her deat... | 4 | 76 | |
1673560555 | 1673646872 | t3_10ac019 | t5_2to41 | 31,366 | [deleted]: TIFU by troubleshooting a tech issue too well at a job interview
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Gordon_Explosion: If the entire reason for hiring you was for a problem that could be fixed in 5 seconds, what did they plan to do with you the rest of.... time?
Otototototototoi: it was a contractor job where they would have me work ... | 13 | 2,412.769231 | |
1673560417 | 1673569578 | t3_10abxw9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Actual_Dinner_5977: TIFU by destroying mother in laws bathroom
My wife and I have been married for fifteen years, together for 18, since we were freshmen in college. I met her mother a few months into dating and she is such a fun person. She's kind, thoughtful, and loves a good dirty joke. Most holidays we go groce... | 4 | 8 | |
1673561907 | 1673587162 | t3_10aclrh | t5_2to41 | 13 | AlternativeFickle218: TIFU by using my phone with it in my lap
For context this was in school (I’m in highschool) and it was a huge misunderstanding. I (15 M) was sitting on the couch in the tech theatre room waiting for the play I had just worked on for the past month (it was a competition play so it wasn’t that big ... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1673560612 | 1673576968 | t3_10ac0w1 | t5_2to41 | 50 | Cool-Shame9744: TIFU: What Goes Up Must Come Down
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blacknessofthevoid: “What goes up, must come down”…. Unless it reaches terminal velocity.
Confession: did not even read the rest of the post yet. Will do it now.
Edit: read the rest and honestly the title is the best part. A part of being a professional is h... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1673563451 | 1673615694 | t3_10ad9jb | t5_2to41 | 1,170 | the_tiltedtits: TIFU by donating blood to Red Cross [NSFW]
I had scheduled a time to give blood at Red Cross. Went in and did my usual questionnaire check-in and proceeded to give a couple pints. I've never been one to sit and stay for the full 15 min afterwards. This time after finishing the draw I get up and go sit... | 10 | 117 | |
1673564563 | 1673603303 | t3_10adqfs | t5_2to41 | 86 | TIFUDUMBASS7866: TIFU by letting the perfect girl slip away
This actually happened today but as a multimonth FU.
I came out of a 7 year relationship a year ago and have been terrified about letting another person in my life since.
Went through months and months of depression, therapy. Finally got the motivation to d... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1673567015 | 1673569064 | t3_10aer4a | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by unknowingly trading giantess videos with a minor.
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Protottype: Bro why in the world would you post something like this? Cringe ass fuck kinda freaky and alarming. It’s one thing to have no idea but finding out and you’re still talking about how you traded sexual content with a minor. Stg it’... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1673572199 | 1673572535 | t3_10agss0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU losing an important client
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StewPidassho: X - Doubt
nit3wolf: Oh, I don't have a screenshot as proof but you can try it yourself
[https://imgur.com/a/TsiXtJN](https://imgur.com/a/TsiXtJN)
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1673571322 | 1673632607 | t3_10aggao | t5_2to41 | 37 | humanyolk: TIFU by convincing a friend I have face blindness
In the last say, year, a girl has been hanging out in my group of friends. She is a cool, but pretty blunt and a strong personality. She intimidates me a bit. Anyways, I’m naturally a bit of a derp. I have a hard time remembering faces, names, details of any ... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1673574797 | 1673623221 | t3_10ahry1 | t5_2to41 | 291 | [deleted]: TIFU by reaching my step goal
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Van_GOOOOOUGH: >pretty accurate
Apparently not so accurate if it confuses wanking hand with walking feet.
boredehef: I must have been swinging my arm.
Van_GOOOOOUGH: Please post us a sample video of your masturbatory practices so we may determine how your apple wat... | 5 | 58.2 | |
1673575338 | 1673631100 | t3_10ahzpz | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my boyfriend about his nightmare...
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Van_GOOOOOUGH: Last night I dreamt someone was laying on a table in an ice cream shop and I was trying to murder her by wrapping her to the table with Saran wrap. Then someone approached and I tried to explain "it's not what it looks like," I'm an ... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1673581711 | 1673622290 | t3_10akabi | t5_2to41 | 21 | armedmonkey: TIFU by overthinking my dog's name and missing one obvious problem
Ask customary, this happened two months ago. However we continue to experience this fuck up every single day.
Two months ago my wife and I bought a beautiful Lagotto puppy. We were picking her up on the way from our two-week road trip to v... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1673587057 | 1673592023 | t3_10am2mz | t5_2to41 | -4 | Bigdaddycool985: TIFU by house surfing
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Interesting-Month-56: What?? This sounds like BS
Bigdaddycool985: And you sound like shit from my ass moron
Interesting-Month-56: And still I’m smarter than you and my stories smell better.
I kinda hope this is real and you end up in jail.
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1673588511 | 1673589024 | t3_10amj61 | t5_2to41 | -2 | [deleted]: TIFU by holding a grudge for 29 years against a kid at school who called me "Banana Boy"
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LiveWire11C: Really? Sad, low effort karma farming...
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1673590194 | 1673623655 | t3_10an2b8 | t5_2to41 | 90 | HatsuneDani39: TIFU The Last 5 Years of My Life
So this is going to be a LONG post, so I will include a TL;DR at the end.
As the title states, I have fucked up the last five years of my life by not making my own decisions. I have let everyone make decisions for me, and I am ashamed of myself. Let's take the major "hob... | 11 | 8.181818 | |
1673605258 | 1673648642 | t3_10ar4nt | t5_2to41 | 16,559 | abasov: TIFU by responding to a NOT anonymous survey from my child’s daycare
My 3 yr old just switched daycares to this large center and the vibe from the admin staff is off. They all seem so uninterested in the parents and never really even say good morning. Especially the director, who is the boss of everyone there. ... | 11 | 1,505.363636 | |
1673607538 | 1673635298 | t3_10arqiv | t5_2to41 | 8 | LunaLahote: TIFU by throwing a doorhandle at a classmate
Little context: so this guy has autism (All of the people in my school do and so do i). We are in highschool.
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This guy, let's call him J, has been bothering me since september. Insulting my body, calling me bitch, whore ect.. behind my back but obv... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1673615388 | 1673681100 | t3_10au5z4 | t5_2to41 | 85 | sempdawg: TIFU by ending an email with ‘Warm Regards’
Apologies for formatting, on phone.
Back story: I live in the tropics and I rent a dodgy two bedroom unit by myself ($1500 AUS/month). My only air-conditioner broke three weeks ago, which I did give leniency for repairs due to christmas/new year shut down but had h... | 7 | 12.142857 | |
1673617879 | 1673645753 | t3_10av178 | t5_2to41 | 19,718 | NoFuckingTheCake: TIFU adding my number to my mom's group chat
Yesterday my mom asked me to show her how to create a WhatsApp group on her phone. Her smartphone is brand new and she's new to smartphones. Her previous phone was only capable of doing the bare minimum when it came to communication and she was happy with t... | 8 | 2,464.75 | |
1673621042 | 1673716627 | t3_10aw84d | t5_2to41 | 307 | A_Ruse_ter: TIFU by smoking the devil’s lettuce before sex
Obligatory not actually today, but about a year and a half ago.
This story begins like many others: I (29M) and my then-girlfriend (26F) were in bed about to do the dirty. We had smoked some weed beforehand, which always made both of us extra frisky and inhibi... | 9 | 34.111111 | |
1673626837 | 1673655030 | t3_10ayipc | t5_2to41 | 174 | legendariel: TIFU by once again having no sense of direction
I accepted an invitation to hit the gym last night with a buddy of mine and left the house with my phone being pretty low on battery. And I know damn well that I have no sense of direction. The gym is about 30 minutes from home and I'm not terribly familiar w... | 6 | 29 | |
1673629933 | 1673630834 | t3_10azsb0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Gullible_Ad_69: TIFU by telling my crush I like him.TIFU by telling my crush I like him.
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qinetics: I miss high school
Gullible_Ad_69: when I get out of high school I'm not going to miss it
qinetics: What you’re experiencing is classic teen angst in the midst of high school culture. Enjoy your feelings whether... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1673635653 | 1673700089 | t3_10b24pm | t5_2to41 | 16 | Weirdest_chevy_guy: TIFU By riding a motorcycle in the rain
Title seems normal. But this story is far from it.
I'm typing this 3 hours after the shitshow I had. And I'm laughing at my own stupidity.
It was raining at my area and I decided to get some more skill riding In the rain. It's good to practice and fun In som... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1673634890 | 1673723464 | t3_10b1t7a | t5_2to41 | 6,405 | Present_Description4: TIFU, by playing with my house mates toys
So for Christmas my house mate was give a giant dildo as a gag gift, it is like the size of my arm and I’m a fully grown adult man. I think it is the greatest thing ever, I have pulled it out at every house party we have had since. It also comes equipped w... | 6 | 1,067.5 | |
1673638344 | 1673649965 | t3_10b38bk | t5_2to41 | 18 | BigoofingSad: Tifu by tipping over a pallet of beer cans.
This actually happened last night in the middle of my shift.
The shift had started out pretty normal, I got my forklift, relieved the previous shift, and kept up with the production team.
As the hours went on, I started to get pretty hungry. Especially since ... | 8 | 2.25 | |
1673641691 | 1674050026 | t3_10b4lk4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | realdummyshit: TIFU by getting too weird with sounding and narrowly escaping an embarassing trip to the ER (NSFW)
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postedUpOnTheBlock: How do you even come up with some wack bs like this? Is this like the new AI art, but with short stories?
Edit: yea they weren’t lying. I was unfortunately blessed with proof.... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1673641988 | 1673645334 | t3_10b4pyw | t5_2to41 | 22 | Curious_Ad3766: TIFU by kissing a colleague at a work party who turned out to be younger
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McWalking_Episode: Youre 21, and hes 18, 19, 20? Or 21? You are the same age.
Curious_Ad3766: He’s 18/19. I would very very lucky if he is 20 that is unlikely though. I am 21. I see a lot of people saying it’s problematic... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1673640439 | 1673690844 | t3_10b4377 | t5_2to41 | 1,807 | PuzzledBasket78: TIFU By not asking her more questions
I tend to tell long stories, so I'll shorten this down a bit for the sake of not giving you guys a multi-book novel to read.
A long-time female friend and co-worker (April) invited me to go to a salsa class with her back in August. We do a lot of things together... | 9 | 200.777778 | |
1673642957 | 1673690130 | t3_10b5493 | t5_2to41 | 22 | FlamingDragonQueen: TIFU by being caught in my BF's room by his aunt
So my BF had to go drop someone off at work and I was already at his place, so he said, just stay here and I'll come back and spend time and I was cool with that because I had some work to do anyway. He told me that if his cousins come in, say "BF's n... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1673653860 | 1673984519 | t3_10b9jge | t5_2to41 | 2,502 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly getting an image of my vagina printed on a cake in front of an employee
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brigids_fire: How is this the second "vagina on a cake story" that i have seen today on tifu? Haha
collimat: If I had a nickel for every vagina on cake story I've seen today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a l... | 8 | 312.75 | |
1673655533 | 1673714841 | t3_10ba6pi | t5_2to41 | 17 | qtq_uwu: TIFU by Clowning on the City Council
Obligatory this-didn't-happen-today. This was about 2 months ago now.
I'm in college and have gotten really into urban design and city planning of late. As such, I'm involved in a club at my college that fights for improvements to walkability and transit near the universit... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1673637096 | 1673691330 | t3_10b2q52 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Yozhur: TIFU by not thinking things through before acting.
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AcrobaticSource3: > after I came out of sauna
We’re you dressed?
Yozhur: Yes, fortunately
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1673658138 | 1673693014 | t3_10bb5bs | t5_2to41 | 7 | simonduarte: TIFU by showing my private bits
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HelpMeWithCreditPls: don’t SA people you fucking dingus.
simonduarte: Dude dont even throw that at me without knowing our relationship. It has nothing to do with sa
Adventurous_Lock_951: fr these people are weird just ignore them man.
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1673660585 | 1673730951 | t3_10bc10n | t5_2to41 | 69 | Disastrous-Run5142: TIFU by telling off a pregnant swinger
This didn't happen today, it occured mid-2022, but it's still something that keeps me awake at night.
Redditors, before I start, I just want to preface with the fact that I am well aware that I am the royal asshole in this story. Not just your everyday average... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1673657091 | 1673775350 | t3_10barm8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | gassy_guy308: TIFU, best friend, officers wife and sergeant majors daughter [UPDATE]
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Malevolent_Mangoes: Not sure why the guy got mad at your friend and not his wife. Your friend is just an innocent caught up in the wife’s cheating and lying manipulation.
YoggyYog: He definitely isn’t innocent, when he brags ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1673662661 | 1673669561 | t3_10bcrcw | t5_2to41 | 53 | Creative-Rest-3799: TIFU by trying to make my own homemade cheese
So, I've been trying to eat healthier and save money by cooking my own meals at home. I thought I would try my hand at making my own cheese. I mean, how hard could it be, right? Well, let me tell you, it was a disaster.
I followed a recipe I found online... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1673662071 | 1673663664 | t3_10bcjtk | t5_2to41 | 23 | Asteaband: TIFU By doxing a content creator
This happened last night:
I was watching one of my favorite streamers, they were going to be hosting a server for a game. Playing said game with a community would be amazing and was planning to join in. In order to do so you also have to be in the discord.
Easy, I had chec... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1673663339 | 1673721965 | t3_10bczz0 | t5_2to41 | 83 | Jjudeau: TIFU by accidentally exposing two club members to an inappropriate pic
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Darryl_Lict: Hasn't anyone heard of encryption and a password? Kids these days, do we have to do everything for you?
Kanakyu: Yes please tell me how to do this bc i don't know and would like to know
Darryl_Lict: I use a free app... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1673663214 | 1673672040 | t3_10bcyfp | t5_2to41 | 19 | RVNKNP: TIFU by deleting a 3 year long project
Around a year ago me and a buddy started working on a Sci-Fi ttrpg, we had all the systems planned out and written down in a document and, well, I was deleting old accounts that I wasn't using anymore and we hadn't been working on the ttrpg for a while anymore so I didn't ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1673666892 | 1673810147 | t3_10be6rg | t5_2to41 | 4 | rbulling: TIFU by accidentally making a bad joke
So today I was writing an essay on immigration for my high school history class. I’m super behind in all my high school classes, and I struggle a lot in a school and am intelligent in some ways, others I am just a complete idiot. For example if you gave me a map of the U... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1673668578 | 1673674098 | t3_10beqp0 | t5_2to41 | 63 | ManThisIsSomeBS: TIFU by realizing I am developing a mental disorder and I’m freaking out about it.
This has been in the process of happening for about a year and I think it it really starting to take effect.
January last year I was cut off/ghosted by my girlfriend. I spent a month tried to get a hold of her and event... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1673678080 | 1673769428 | t3_10bhnrb | t5_2to41 | 260 | PleasantPhysics7982: TIFU by learning how my friend's brother died the hard way
So I deleted tiktok and to soothe withdrawals I use the instagram explore page which is 10x funnier. I have 4 people who if I find something funny, I send it to all 4 of those and do the same to eachother so we get a whole lotta laughs. We... | 12 | 21.666667 | |
1673684003 | 1673726360 | t3_10bj9ph | t5_2to41 | 6 | John__Fortnite: TIFU hello i am john __forntite and i love you. TIFU by eating a hambruther without the cheeese 😭😭😭😭
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John__Fortnite: This has happened ti me to
John__Fortnite: Me to
John__Fortnite: Me 3
John__Fortnite: Me four
John__Fortnite: Me five
John__Fortnite: Me 6
moms-sphaghetti: Uhhh…
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1673685769 | 1673702006 | t3_10bjpow | t5_2to41 | 18 | AngelicDevilz: TIFU when I got caught stalking my crush
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SnareXa: "I basically go around and select random people to test if they can hear the audio transmissions and gage how much they can be influenced by the V2K to do things they normally wouldn't do.
So this requires a lot of stalking of targets to determ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1673690273 | 1673690592 | t3_10bkvpy | t5_2to41 | 100 | dumbofass01: TIFU: NSFW, I sent a random instagram “bot” my peen
So on Instagram I’ve gotten these “bots” that try to start a normal conversation and then they not-so-casually drop the “lets send dirty pics of each other.” I’m no stranger to these so I usually chicken out whenever they start pressuring me, but not this... | 4 | 25 | |
1673691305 | 1673732987 | t3_10bl5sn | t5_2to41 | 167 | EmmaRose49270: TIFU by taking a sip of water in the dark.
It’s almost 5 o’clock in the morning and this just happened. This whole situation is so stupid but everyone I know is asleep so I’m sharing this to Reddit instead.
We get stink bugs in my house occasionally. Whenever I see any kind of bug in my house I just le... | 5 | 33.4 | |
1673696793 | 1673745714 | t3_10bmmbm | t5_2to41 | 77 | howtobackflip: TIFU by trying to dupe my Minecraft worlds dragon egg and accidentally destroying it forever
If you don't play Minecraft, this won't make so I'll explain it. After you beat the Ender Dragon it drops the dragon egg, which is only 1 of. Even if you respawn the dragon you can't get a new one. However, I rec... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1673699913 | 1673701029 | t3_10bnhmn | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my crush my old iPhone
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Insanetoucan: They found your dick picks man
anonziee: Bro. I bought the phone a week ago. It's running a fresh restore. No photos on it. I've never even taken a dick pic
Insanetoucan: You ever bend your arm and take a picture of your elbow? Funny as shit bro
a... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1673696768 | 1673717573 | t3_10bmm2w | t5_2to41 | 8 | ShrekONeal: TIFU by leaving hot peppers on my tissue papers
So, I live in a dorm and was a bit hungry, so I bought some bread, cheese cream and hot peppers because I love spicy. These green peppers are no joke in spice, but not the most spicy ones. So I was making my sandwich and some peppers were left on some tissues,... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1673704527 | 1673713832 | t3_10bozhl | t5_2to41 | 1,240 | meanonhalloween: TIFU by letting my partner use my car
My partners car broke down, so we've been sharing mine. My car's battery has been failing me for the last couple of weeks, and someone suggested it was because of the fuel pump since it often needs a boost after putting gas in so i haven't gotten a new battery. My ... | 12 | 103.333333 | |
1673706428 | 1673720300 | t3_10bpoow | t5_2to41 | 174 | [deleted]: TIFU by withdrawing money from the ATM
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SLJ7: How do people do this? My mom has left her card in the machine too. It's not exactly a quiet beep. If you don't pay attention to your surroundings you should probably think about either ignoring your phone until you're done or (if you're using Bluetooth)... | 3 | 58 | |
1673712250 | 1673736581 | t3_10brz3e | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: tifu by kissing my friend
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twohedwlf: This sounds like you added at least 4 years to the ages you quoted.
BreakingBad2014: Yeah, sounded almost like middle school stuff.
| 3 | 15.333333 | |
1673711698 | 1673721802 | t3_10brqwo | t5_2to41 | 180 | Fusionkid12: TIFU By covering the bill at a group dinner.
So this happened last night. For reference, I am not a rich fella. Im an assistant manager at a local candy store which pays quite a bit higher than other places and includes tips. But still i live in a small ish one bedroom apartment and can sometimes just bare... | 8 | 22.5 | |
1673710096 | 1674050843 | t3_10br3rl | t5_2to41 | 10 | Frenchorican: TIFU by Buying my Older Cousin’s Places to Stay on her Trip across Eastern America
So little background, I’m 28 years old, I’ve got a pretty good job but I have to work incredibly hard and it’s sometimes super stressful. I make pretty good money not the best when it comes to my friends but I get to travel... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1673716900 | 1673717301 | t3_10btvcc | t5_2to41 | -11 | [deleted]: Tifu by hugging my classmates
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Devittraisedto2: I don't exactly see the fuck up here
Your mom finding out that you're hugging girls? What's the problem there?
thatoneF1fan: Cuz there is no real fuck up, it's just a funny story, with a little bit of a fuck up.
Devittraisedto2: So it doesn't really f... | 5 | -2.2 | |
1673716534 | 1673753119 | t3_10btpxh | t5_2to41 | 155 | alt0bs: Tifu by storing champagne sideways
So I subscribe to a wine delivery service, basically I put $20 away every month and about once a year I order a case of wine. Well today was the day I received my wine wooo. I had gotten a bottle of champagne in the case and was feeling celebratory/ have orange juice in the fr... | 6 | 25.833333 | |
1673719240 | 1673735196 | t3_10butp2 | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my Mum & Sister look after our 2 kids (NSFW)
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CapedBaldy2077: OP deleted that account real quick lol
edked: So what happened? Was it something relatively mild that OP got all worked up over, people here mocked them for being all precious and they flounced off? What was found/seen... | 4 | 11 | |
1673724123 | 1673757890 | t3_10bwusn | t5_2to41 | 48 | bronwen-noodle: TIFU by ordering gas station pizza
I am about to have the experience of a lifetime in about T minus 2 hours.
I am one of the unlucky few who has been cursed never to consume dairy products, specifically cheese, without severe discomfort.
But wait, bronwen, you knew this full well and still decided t... | 6 | 8 | |
1673725093 | 1673793237 | t3_10bx97l | t5_2to41 | 1,455 | JustAFieryLizard: TIFU by accidentally teaching my 1 year old how to aggravate my wife
TL;DR: I irritated my wife in front of my 1 year old, he copied me, now I’m in trouble.
So my wife(31) and I(33) have been married for 7 years, and over the years I have found numerous ways to irritate her. One of my favorites is, a... | 11 | 132.272727 | |
1673725499 | 1673768679 | t3_10bxezv | t5_2to41 | 19,598 | PurpleDuck11: TIFU by glancing at my boyfriend’s phone while out to dinner
This just happened last night. I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and before the server took our order, I went to the bathroom. When I got back to sit down, my boyfriend’s phone was open on the table and I happened to notice a message from so... | 11 | 1,781.636364 | |
1673727427 | 1673754967 | t3_10by7b1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | That_Direction7489: TIFU by knocking on our hotel wall
It wasn’t today, but was earlier this week.
My baby and I joined my boyfriend on a work trip for the last two weeks and we’ve been staying in a hotel. A few nights ago around 8pm we heard some commotion in the room next door, it sounded like 2 women speaking Spa... | 3 | 4 | |
1673729166 | 1673733024 | t3_10bywns | t5_2to41 | 9 | girlhunter7: TIFU by sharing my sister's Instagram pics to unknown guys
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Sotilis: What the actual duck
ivanhaversham: Quack
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1673729035 | 1673731919 | t3_10byuor | t5_2to41 | 11 | Impossible_End_7973: TIFU by leaving a wedding part way through
I was reminded of this when I saw another TIFU. This happened around 12 years ago now.
My girlfriend at the time and I had met this couple through my girlfriend's work. They had recently emigrated and seemed quite nice. We got on well, but I had much les... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1673735530 | 1673736579 | t3_10c2ngh | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by meeting someone from Reddit IRL
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fleewiththelottery: Imagine writing this long of diatribe after meeting an Australian off random acts of muff dive.
imtheroth: I wish it would have been longer, she really blazed through the second act.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1673736730 | 1673745372 | t3_10c36qo | t5_2to41 | 136 | dicktowelproblems: TIFU by leaving my dick towel hanging up in the bathroom
Throwaway account and this is not what you think. About a week ago I ended up with a poison ivy rash everywhere. I get poison ivy pretty often but this has been one of the worst (I blame my dog) so I've been going through my towels pretty quick... | 4 | 34 | |
1673739555 | 1673815793 | t3_10c4bw9 | t5_2to41 | 712 | AndyBales: TIFU by accidentally coming out to my dad because I thought I was the only gay person in the world
Today, as in 10 years ago when I was 13.
I grew up in Lebanon where homosexuality is still a big no-no to this day. The legal aspect is a complicated clusterfuck, but what's most relevant here is that it's a h... | 6 | 118.666667 | |
1673740809 | 1673789753 | t3_10c4t76 | t5_2to41 | 47 | Little-Lolsie: TIFU by eating almost three pounds of broccoli
Obligatory didn't happen today, but it's something I still think about often.
A while back, when I was about sixteen, my mom's friend had a baby shower. I went, helped with set up and take down and just generally hung around and ate cake. My mom's other ... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1673743110 | 1673757877 | t3_10c5p2l | t5_2to41 | 202 | BrettsSubconscious: TIFU by flashing my entire team
So I had a vaginal fungus, treatment is a pill up your vagina every night for a week. That thing dissolves and well, at random moments a lot of liquid comes back out.
One day I had a virtual team meeting with my 10 male coworkers plus 2 girls. I didn’t manage to sta... | 4 | 50.5 | |
1673742931 | 1673755505 | t3_10c5mp1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting my best friends wife a dirty picture.
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largelyinaccurate: I think this might be a good story but the punctuation gave me an aneurysm.
5folhas: He's probably still drunk and texting...
Any-Nectarine-7198: I am, want to see the picture? Lol
GunterGearhart: This story’s probably made u... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1673745085 | 1673749607 | t3_10c6fct | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by using unconventional methods to groom my nether regions
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PlasticInTheBasket: I just use a trimmer but to each his own I suppose.
FrozenBr33ze: Ineffective. Therefore, *unconventional.* 🤭
PlasticInTheBasket: Ineffective? Are you putting your pubes on the runway, you weird ass dude?
FrozenBr3... | 6 | 3 | |
1673748367 | 1673929552 | t3_10c7lcd | t5_2to41 | 29 | odhgabfeye: TIFU by potentially Three's Company-ing myself with my boss's daughters.
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but last month.
So, just a little background here... I work in a bullshit job while I am going through school. I know it's a dumb job and so does my boss, which is why we play fast and loose when i... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1673747988 | 1673796825 | t3_10c7gb1 | t5_2to41 | 0 | AmyD01: TIFU by having my first time with my bf
I 18f and my bf 17m were hired by my grandma to do some yardwork. I live in a duplex so i live on the front part of it and my grandma at the back. My dad has a tool shed at the side of my house where we get the tools and stuff to do our work. So I am horny a lot and so ... | 3 | 0 | |
1673753503 | 1673759489 | t3_10c9dxl | t5_2to41 | 20 | Newdm245: TIFU by having some spicy alone time
This literally happened less than an hour ago. I've been pretty stressed out and sexually frustrated, so I figured I could use some stress relief with my handheld friend.
I got in bed and got down to business. Finishing up very quickly. Still being frustrated I decided to... | 4 | 5 | |
1673759797 | 1673762167 | t3_10cbepg | t5_2to41 | 14 | Imaginary-Ad-5261: TIFU by not trusting ber
basically i've been texting a girl for 2 weeks now, we've gotten as close and flirty as you can get in two weeks. She has been nothing but attentive and good to me. Most of the time nowadays she's the one texting me first. She always gives me a ton of compliments. We've excha... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1673759739 | 1673891877 | t3_10cbe1g | t5_2to41 | 60 | shelbycsdn: TIFU by thinking the Red Hot Chili Peppers made a bagpipe album.
First, I'm old, late 60's. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I love music, all music. And I have a real fondness for bagpipes. A few years back I'm adding to my playlists and go looking for some bagpipe music. And I'm beyond thrilled ... | 4 | 15 | |
1673761919 | 1673768920 | t3_10cc217 | t5_2to41 | -6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting ChatGPT with my life decisions
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Runnin4Scissors: You did all of this in the past few weeks?
Because that’s about how long gptChat has been out to the public.
Horseshit. 🙄👍🖕
[deleted]: I understand your skepticism, but let me assure you that I am definitely not ChatGPT. I am an in... | 5 | -1.2 | |
1673769148 | 1673774526 | t3_10ce3da | t5_2to41 | 22 | Coosly12: TIFU by getting my penis stuck inside a water bottle.
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Needlepeen1: Lmao look at their very first post. Pretty sure this is a shitpost (the age also doesn’t match up in the two stories)
Coosly12: typo lol
Needlepeen1: Sure big man, sure
RowBowBooty: I was going to correct you and say *little man, but... | 10 | 2.2 | |
1673770038 | 1673772304 | t3_10cec7z | t5_2to41 | 45 | Low-Search-1791: TIFU when my guy friend saw a p∅rn sketch
So just about an hour ago I (F17), was hanging out with this guy that I'm seeing (as a friend). My door was open, I was facing towards the hallway bathroom and turned around towards him. He needed paper so he opened a sketch book I previously ripped a piece of ... | 3 | 15 | |
1673771962 | 1673773495 | t3_10ceubm | t5_2to41 | 133 | AgreeableCraft1200: TIFU by being naked in front of my father in law
EDITED TO ADD: To clarify I am English as this is a fairly big deal here, at-least between me and the majority of people here. Also neither of our family’s are into the who nudity around others thing and it is an awkward situation for us. You may be c... | 7 | 19 |
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