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1427501085 | 1427661702 | t3_30ju1m | t5_2to41 | 12 | DCRogue: TIFU by looking like a desperate house wife.
So, yeah. I lift. I have a personal trainer. Who is also a friend. He regularly comes over to our house on the weekends and shit to hang. We go on double dates.
Oh yeah, and hes fine as fuck. Not essential to the story, but that kind of makes it worse for me. See,... | 4 | 3 | |
1427501973 | 1427505401 | t3_30jvo1 | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: TIFU up by not realizing people lie on reddit
Was reading a TIFU and just feeling really sad and down for the OP because I could empathize with the situation. Then I read the comments and realized it was very likely a lie. So I ended up getting all emotional over something that didn't even happen :(
Pikmigi... | 4 | -1 | |
1427503865 | 1427505138 | t3_30jz34 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a picture to my GF's mom, that showed some titty.
This just happened, and now I hate that I have something to contribute to this sub. So gf and i have been together for over a year and a half and her mom is still not 100% on liking me yet so this kinda just crushed my hopes of her liking me a... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1427505112 | 1427571391 | t3_30k1ab | t5_2to41 | 74 | Chipkellyeatsbabies: TIFU By daring my friend to stick his finger up his butt
Let me preface this story with a No-Homo
This happened about 10 years ago when I was 12. Me and my four closest friends always had sleepovers after one of us had our birthday party. This one was at my house where for some reason the weirdest... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1427506241 | 1427515498 | t3_30k388 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Makeit_rainCash: tifu by helping my friend move
Tifu by helping my friend move into her new apartment. So me and her boyfriend were moving their bed and after I moved it I saw something on the floor and it wasn't till after I picked it up that I realized it was her vibrator...so what do I do to break up the awkwardness... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1427501244 | 1427512160 | t3_30juci | t5_2to41 | 9 | DepressedAndFuckedUp: TIFU by accidently guessing a password
Background : I am someone who suffers from Depression and is a complete loser which if not will be even more obvious by the end of post.
So I was in relationship with this girl, who for me was the one. However we ended up in long distance and it was too much... | 3 | 3 | |
1427507050 | 1427508351 | t3_30k4l0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MarvinSaysBeerThirty: TIFU by eating poop
My friend told me he was making the most righteous pot brownies and he added some psilocybin. Naturally, I thought "right on brotha." This is where I fucked up. See my friend is an asshole. He thought it would be funny to explain the bad taste by saying it had all these awesome... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427505945 | 1427578782 | t3_30k2q2 | t5_2to41 | 440 | powerplant472: TIFU by exposing fraud at my car dealership.
I work at a new car dealership as a technician. Most of the cars I fix are 10 years old or newer and are mostly under warranty. The way a technician gets paid is by flat-rate and customer pay flat rate pays about 1.5 times what warranty pays so if you do an oi... | 8 | 55 | |
1427507395 | 1427529558 | t3_30k56n | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by PUNting my girlfriend
This happened today technically.
My girlfriend and I were watching Gladiator in the wee hours. At Maximus' death I become visibly upset and we shut it off. My melancholy follows us to the bedroom. As we lay down in bed she begins to ask prodding questions.
"I'm Gladiator," I r... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427508141 | 1428702158 | t3_30k6f4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | jin45: TIFU By Being Forced to Buy Mixtapes and Getting Lost in New York City
Long time lurker here, first post be lenient.
so my high school had a trip to New York. We were basically just walking around the city in groups with chaperones. So we were crossing an intersection and I decided to go ahead a little bit. T... | 4 | 1 | |
1427508328 | 1427512320 | t3_30k6q6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | Sunconure11: TIFU by giving two strangers operator status on my modded minecraft server
So, here is the backstory.
I run a minecraft server with a kitchensink-type modpack, with around 170 mods. I honestly did not expect it to gain much activity, but, I have a small playerbase. It has HQM (Hardcore Questing Mode), whi... | 5 | 4 | |
1427509032 | 1427509985 | t3_30k7x5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Zonpakuto: TIFU by being on Reddit.
Some background, I'm at EMT and part of my "job" is to find some of the most messed up and NSFW accidents/injures to get used to seeing. The more I see the less likely people will freeze up when it's put in front of them.
So I was browsing /r/EMS when I came across a link with a NS... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427510097 | 1427512301 | t3_30k9pa | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by masterbating at work
Happened Monday but weekend rule...
So today I was having a really hard day at work (busing tables). I honestly hate my job and and get really stressed out due to bad management. So I was thinking there was no better way to relieve some stress then spank the monkey for a couple ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427509920 | 1427511789 | t3_30k9dx | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Making My Mom Think I'm a White Supremicist
Alright, as is obligatory, this happened yesterday not today.
BACKGROUND
So I'm a high school student, and, because I'm immature, I enjoy making what can be interpreted as pretty racist jokes. Now, these are the stereotypical "remove kebab" or "fascism b... | 3 | 2 | |
1427510682 | 1427597757 | t3_30kamh | t5_2to41 | 173 | iTsN0ScOpEs: TIFU By Scratching My Balls
Hello Reddit!
I wanted to start off by saying I am a long time lurker of this subreddit, and I've secretly wanted a fuck-up for a fairly long time.
Today I got my big break.
It started off as a usual Friday for a 21 year old living in Toronto. I woke up, tired as fuck and I dr... | 9 | 19.222222 | |
1427502981 | 1427588637 | t3_30jxju | t5_2to41 | 2 | Shrunikar: TIFU by driving home without lights on my scooter.
So I don't know if anyone will even read this or not, but feel free to remove it or whatever, if it's not interresting enough.
So this is my first ever Reddit post, and I don't exactly know how it works, but here goes nothing.
So this happened about maybe ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427513310 | 1427644646 | t3_30kexd | t5_2to41 | 58 | mintydog0612: TIFU for giving my girlfriend a mint
After dinner one day, both my girlfriend and I had really nasty smelling breath, so she asked me if I could give her a mint. After giving her this mint, she decided (as she was leaving soon to Singapore) to give me a goodbye present- the classic slow blow. As she start... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1427512500 | 1427566641 | t3_30kdod | t5_2to41 | 30 | accidentalshowoff: TIFU by posting a nude picture to my Snapchat story
I was super drunk and trying to sext a guy I've been dating. I like to use Snapchat because, hey! It deletes right away, there's a low chance of anyone else ever seeing it. So I snapped a quick pic of my naked breasts and sent it to the guy, not rea... | 5 | 6 | |
1427513978 | 1427554253 | t3_30kfxm | t5_2to41 | 1,111 | BillyThaB3AST: TIFU by introducing my father to the wonders of Pornhub.
Context: This took place about two and a half years ago when I was a junior in college. I had been living on campus a few miles away from my childhood home; at the time, both of my parents and sister lived there.
As an average college student, my... | 10 | 111.1 | |
1427514931 | 1427515867 | t3_30khe2 | t5_2to41 | 1 | The_CW: TIFU by turning away a girl with H's in a fraternity house
TIFU except it was about a year ago this month. We were having a function with a sorority in a bar of our college town. I just got over being sick so I was finally happy to be able to drink again and celebrate finishing some tests. I decided getting as ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1427515131 | 1427618237 | t3_30khou | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheGeorgeForman: TIFU by asking a girl out.
Like many good stories this didn't happen today. It happened about a year ago.
Every morning I'd catch the bus with a girl from another school on it. Let me explain that I go to an all boys school and she goes to an all girls school. Our schools are close because a lot of p... | 5 | 1 | |
1427515262 | 1427516481 | t3_30khvw | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: Tifu, by trusting a fart and almost killing a child.
No throw away because I'm a man, or I'm really fucking stupid.
This happened today, so happy everyone? Anyways, i work at a kids store because I'm 17 and extra cash comes in handy.
I ate Chipotle for lunch and "Mexican" food and i don't mix okay? So i c... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1427514109 | 1427556246 | t3_30kg4d | t5_2to41 | 14 | Mrfucked: Tifu by destroying my internships web page.
I am just starting to learn html and css at school. When I got to my internship today my boss at a franchise wanted to change some text on the home page. Excited about my new under developed skill I decided to take the initiative to change the text for him. Well now... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1427516491 | 1427517260 | t3_30kjo8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DoctorBattlefield: TIFU by yelling bro's before hoes in a assembly
This is a moment where the teacher drops a bombshell of a friendzone story(keep in mind I have my headphones on the entire time. When everyone is clapping, I am looking down at my phone still thinking people are clapping and I yell out "Bro's before hoe... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427516824 | 1427655740 | t3_30kk6h | t5_2to41 | 2,487 | desireewhitehall: TIFU by popping my cherry (NSFW-ish)
Reposting for the weekend. Retyped rather, I'm using a mobile device that brilliantly lacks copying and pasting.
Few things first. Had my four front upper teeth removed a little over a week ago. It was supposed to be just the two middle but my dentist figured what... | 21 | 118.428571 | |
1427516979 | 1427599174 | t3_30kkf2 | t5_2to41 | 241 | lolamae9: TIFU by being a smartass
Today, my friend was working at a construction site--the future home of his new business. He's been frustrated due to slow construction, so he's been pitching in to try to speed things along. I stopped by to bring him lunch, and walked in the door just in time to hear him screaming an... | 7 | 34.428571 | |
1427517671 | 1427518876 | t3_30klef | t5_2to41 | 5 | ComplicatedBoner: TIFU by showing my mom incest porn.
Ordinarybackwoods: Did the other site have the tv cheaper?
ComplicatedBoner: ಠ︵ಠ凸
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1427517725 | 1427568919 | t3_30klh0 | t5_2to41 | 94 | ClassCancelled4Porns: TIFU by E-Mailing my Professors that I couldn't make it to class [NSFW]
Imagine this was posted on Monday morning, because that is when i posted this and that was when it had originally happened. It got taken down by the mods because I forgot about rule 3, but here it is again. (With the result)
... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1427518202 | 1427573157 | t3_30km41 | t5_2to41 | 591 | Starzajo: TIFU by not realizing the mic was on.
So i go to a fairly small, financially struggling Protestant Church in Southern California. Being one of the few members under the age of fifty five i am naturally a member of the technology team. This usually means fixing it when the office printer jams, running six buil... | 9 | 65.666667 | |
1427516705 | 1427519164 | t3_30kjzb | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU- by moving to hawaii
so I've gone through quite a bit the last year and the last few months I've been extremely down and out. Also dead broke, from helping take care of my dad. I had to quit my job. So my buddy tells me he will buy my ticket out here to stay at his house and work with him in his busines... | 3 | 4 | |
1427519027 | 1427542193 | t3_30kn74 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Wiener_Bait: TIFU by listening to a masturbation forum.
So ever since I was young I have been looking to wack it in better ways. So when I found out about this site I was excited and ready to try one of their recommendations. Anyways I got interested in the "Ziploc bag full of lotion in between the couch cushions". So ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1427520552 | 1427521995 | t3_30kpa2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my man cum in my ass
I was on my period last week so we were doing anal because we didn't want to deal with the mess. Well, I didn't want to deal with it. He doesn't care. Anyway.
I love anal cream pies so I didn't let him wear a condom even though he prefers to because he doesn't like getti... | 3 | 3 | |
1427522271 | 1427643861 | t3_30krft | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my girlfriend see my search history
As most of the TIFU posts go.. This didn't happen today. It happened yesterday. Let's get on with the story. Yesterday was another boring day so I thought "Well I guess I'll get on the computer and play some video games!". So I get up, head over to the kitc... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1427522419 | 1427524510 | t3_30krmh | t5_2to41 | 6 | LastHeroAlive23: TIFU by Trusting my College Town
So, this technically could have happened over the past week. I will not state where I am from or where my house is, so please do not ask.
I am currently on Spring Break at College, so since last Friday I haven't been at my Home that I share with my 5 roommates. The la... | 3 | 2 | |
1427517449 | 1427523978 | t3_30kl3j | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by having a panic attack in the shower
Let me start this off by saying that I have never liked bugs. I hate them, but they seem to love me. I was bitten by a black widow spider when I was around six years old, and every summer, I get hundreds of mosquito bites all over my legs, arms, even my *sca... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1427523323 | 1427544535 | t3_30ksqt | t5_2to41 | 12 | 35spike2: TIFU by cooking eggs in the microwave
So this legit happened 5 minutes ago. Still feeling pretty stupid about.
So when I was younger I used to cook eggs in the microwave, as a snack sort of thing. I remember it used to taste pretty goddam good, and seeing as there were eggs in the kitchen I just got an insta... | 3 | 4 | |
1427524085 | 1427526731 | t3_30ktpa | t5_2to41 | 12 | MarcoRubios: TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY MAKING MY SISTER PREGNANT
defend435: what are they teaching kid these days?
AuthenticSpace: Sex = bad and shameful
Violence = awesome and justifiable.
Gexthelizardwizard: I had some fucked up kid telling me about how he hit a baby deer with a car, kicked the shit out of it, then fina... | 6 | 2 | |
1427524777 | 1427526690 | t3_30kuid | t5_2to41 | 2 | pimpleinnosepopper: TIFU by popping a pimple inside my nose (resubmit)
ok this happened yesterday. copy and paste from the other one that was deleted
i told some people about this. idgaf if anybody sees this, I'm literally freaking the fuck out right now
I popped a pimple inside my nose yesterday while I was driving.... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1427524866 | 1427560542 | t3_30kulm | t5_2to41 | 12 | mikaosol: TIFU by keeping a pair of rose-colored glasses on for longer than I should've.
Let me start off by saying that I try to find the best of everyone regardless of age, gender and the color of one's skin. Secondly, I am or at least used to be a very happy go lucky person, so trust me when I say this is quite a bi... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1427527164 | 1427554196 | t3_30kx0j | t5_2to41 | 6 | helixacle: TIFU by trying to have more fun than I was already having
This happened last weekend. It's spring break doncha know?
Went to a show for Spring Break. Whoo hoo! Three of my favorite bands at once! Ok, so we missed the first opener. Whatevs. But we got there in time for the main opener, Phutureprimative. And ... | 3 | 2 | |
1427527431 | 1427529499 | t3_30kxbs | t5_2to41 | 8 | eitmli5: TIFU by not washing a thermometer
This isn't going to be a typical story where somebody catches somebody else's disease because that would be too boring.
After an outing, my younger sister came home and looked as red as a tomato. Her forehead felt pretty warm, but she denied having a fever. Not believing her,... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1427528102 | 1427528904 | t3_30kxxl | t5_2to41 | 3 | Skippy244: Tifu by telling my friends I gave myself a cum shot (NSFW)
About a year ago me and my friends were really bored... So we asked each other when was the first time we masturbated, I said in the bathtub but i was holding it in for about an hour then i let everything go so white stuff went in my mouth and face, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427529089 | 1427638438 | t3_30kyvp | t5_2to41 | 57 | iMotionn: TIFU by trying to scare my sister
This didn't happen today but rather last night, I guess I was to in shock at the moment to try and come up with the post.
Background information: My sister recently purchased a small pocket taser a couple weeks ago. She's always out at night with friends so she decided to b... | 7 | 8.142857 | |
1427529727 | 1427615098 | t3_30kzjd | t5_2to41 | 5 | evilone7: TIFU by getting a dui and need legal advice
Long story short im under 21 i got pulled over and arrested i blow a .04 at the station and got charged with dui but the cop never read me any of my miranda rights when he arrested me so could i use that to get out possibly or could it help me somehow
gnarnok_RADSKI... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427525539 | 1427553121 | t3_30kvde | t5_2to41 | 124 | Bisswah: TIFU by drinking pomegranate juice
Backstory: I had just gotten some pom juice from the store, and it seemed that whenever I drank it, my ass vomited. I asked my parents about this, and I was met with a simple "Probably just a coincidence." I figure, alright, no biggie. So to test this, I decide to have some p... | 5 | 24.8 | |
1427530097 | 1427531688 | t3_30kzwj | t5_2to41 | 8 | yeahitsathrowaway420: Tifu by not acting on some obvious sexual advances
This just happend not 30 min ago. So a little back story I work graveyard at a gas station and people give me sob stories all the time about how they need money for gas just to get home. I usually throw them a buck or two not expecting anything ba... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427530922 | 1427531124 | t3_30l0n2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | youronlyfear: TIFU by locking my keys in my car
They're right there. I fucking see them the little fuckers. Waiting for some sketchy ass russian to come unlock it for me.
King_Fuck: It's always a dude with an accent or some other feature (face tattoo) that makes you wonder, 'where the fuck did this guy learn this shit... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1427532290 | 1427572956 | t3_30l1ug | t5_2to41 | 98 | zezma245: TIFU By befriending a cannibal in grade 4-5.
As usual this didn't happen today, it actually happened around 10 years ago when I was in grade 4 or 5.
I was not the most popular kid in school back in the day, probably starting from around grade 2 nobody liked me and my friends. It did suck being hated by so ma... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1427535834 | 1427537247 | t3_30l4vj | t5_2to41 | 12 | imtheswagmaster: TIFU by getting milk
This was a few months ago in the summer. I was thirsty so I got up and went to the fridge. I opened it and brought out a jug of milk. At this point, I thought it would be a great idea to stick out my stomach and rub it. I rubbed it for about 30 seconds before looking outside. There... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1427537717 | 1427589017 | t3_30l6hf | t5_2to41 | 8 | Verify01: TIFU by dripping snot into a customers soup.
So usual day at work, quite busy actually, i came in despite having a cold, (we are heavily understaffed at the moment so no one can really take my place).
My nose is dripping like crazy all day, i'm constantly going into the kitchen to blow my nose. When lunch se... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1427536376 | 1427542034 | t3_30l5bj | t5_2to41 | 84 | 2929CECE: Tifu by taking my cat to the vet in a broken carrier, then thinking my dumbass could carry her.
This is probably the biggest and most painful fuck up I have had in years. So I had made an appointment for my cat (Cres) to see the vet today as I thought she may have a bladder infection and I wanted her to get m... | 3 | 28 | |
1427540260 | 1427542105 | t3_30l8mc | t5_2to41 | 10 | ZombieKitler: TIFU by taking Uristat
This literally just happened a few minutes ago. I woke up around 2:30 am and wasn't able to get back to sleep so I tried occupying myself until I felt drowsy enough to go back to bed. After an hour or so of playing tetris, scrolling through facebook, and whatnot I figured I'd might ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427545069 | 1427553776 | t3_30ldd6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Elephant_on_skis: TIFU by trying to unclog the sink.
A couple of months ago i moved into a new place. From the beginning the bathroom sink has been really slow to drain but we just dealt with it. Liquid drain cleaner and other stuff like that helped for a while but this week it has been more annoying than usual and in... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1427491970 | 1427594376 | t3_30jbzs | t5_2to41 | 5 | PrimitiveTim: TIFU by catching wild alligator to impress some girls...
So I'm out on the water with some friends at night and I found a 3 foot alligator so I figured I'd show it to everyone so I caught it and called them over. There was like 12 of us, half girls, half guys and all the dudes thought I was a freaking 10... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427547854 | 1427635740 | t3_30lgev | t5_2to41 | 84 | Drshriv: TIFU by adding a signature to my revenge
For background, I'm an 18-year-old in my last year of school in the UK. I go to a college in a relatively big city, and there are lots of side streets around the main school site.
Normal day, I drive to school in my blue Suzuki (which for the record looks like a 4x4 hi... | 6 | 14 | |
1427547129 | 1427582847 | t3_30lfj5 | t5_2to41 | 78 | emily_lang: TIFU by leaking dick picks
Quick background: I attend a university in Hong Kong. We get a lot of students from abroad and it's a lot of fun. In my experience the local males aren't particularly well-endowed which means I naturally gravitate towards the exchange students.
I've been spending time with a blok... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1427547563 | 1427551008 | t3_30lg22 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Skydiv3rLAS: TIFU by almost fingering my GF's friend [NSFW]
First of all, I want to say sorry if my english sucks, I'm just a sudaca guy.
Well, this happened 2 days ago, I was in my gf's house with some friends (like 10) drinking and shit, when the party was over some of us stayed there cause we live kinda away. There... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1427547062 | 1427579438 | t3_30lfg0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | boredatthekeys: TIFU thinking it's called "Chester drawers"
My wife and I were walking through a furniture store and I saw sign that said "Chest of drawers". I called my wife over and told her they really messed up on this sign. Confused by what I was talking about, I told her "It should be Chester drawers"... I quickl... | 3 | 9 | |
1427546956 | 1427697295 | t3_30lfbu | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharting in my pants while helping look for Bergdahl
I figure this week is a great time to post this story considering he's all over the news. This was in 2009, summer time, approximately 2 weeks after ole Bergdahl went missing. I'm a helicopter pilot and at the time I was running a maintenance job... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1427550599 | 1427561808 | t3_30ljwh | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my wisdom teeth cutout.
By TIFU I mean yesterday morning actually exactly 24 hours ago. Sorry it's a bit long.
tl;dr teeth removed told my girlfriend she was ugly inside and out. Got into a fight with nurse over a duck, Toblerone, and a fridge. Told my mom I've never been so high and I was ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1427550997 | 1663877882 | t3_30lkg8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | dancexenudance: TIFU by not reading the lozenge packaging
I was sick this week with a lingering cough. It was nothing serious, just an annoyance. There is a small pharmacy in the bottom of my office building that is convenient but shitty.
I popped by to grab some lozenges and they had a pretty abysmal selection. I gra... | 3 | 3 | |
1427551538 | 1427553097 | t3_30llan | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Answering my wife's text
Well, this did happen today. About 2 hours ago. I'm still shaking.
My wife has class today so she got up early and got in the shower. I was already awake and was playing with my phone on reddit. Then I heard her phone go off.
It's usually fine that I let her know what's up on ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427550996 | 1427563663 | t3_30lkg7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | CapnKaladin: TIFU and have continued to FU for the last 8 months.
Okay. I'm not too sure about this but here goes.
I'm a student in my last year of highschool and I wake up one morning all groggy and disoriented, I tried thinking and found that i couldn't or at least I noticed I couldn't make sense of anything. This we... | 3 | 1 | |
1427552585 | 1427570432 | t3_30lmtx | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by having sex with my first cousin
GinjaSnap89: I call bullshit
Tohelligo_throwaway: Well I guess someone had to, but give some credit to my 19yr old idiot self
GinjaSnap89: I do not know a single 19yr old who is willing to fuck their cousin regardless of being intoxicated.
Tohelligo_throwaway: No, ... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1427552979 | 1427555158 | t3_30lneu | t5_2to41 | 36 | Stonwin_Hillchurch: TIFU by being racist.
It wasn't today, but we can always pretend.
So, I'm training for this company. Inbound sales for an international company, within a close-knit sales team of 15 people.
Anyway, about a month after starting, we'd passed all our product knowledge/financial conduct shit. Brillian... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1427552497 | 1427554637 | t3_30lmp3 | t5_2to41 | 22 | teamshinanagin: TIFU by for getting I wasn't around my fucked up friends
So I was hanging around some new people and the one guy had a selfie stick and said he used it in the nude and I replied "well yeah how else do you get the up the rectum shots?" Which is everyday conversation for my normal friends. Awkward silence... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1427555256 | 1427567899 | t3_30lr0v | t5_2to41 | 20 | I_keep_forgetting_my: TIFU by playing with my son and dog
I slid across my wood floors while playing. Picture in comments.
Damen_aka_Ron_Ron: Just clicked on the pictures....thanks for no warning OP, now I'm going to have nightmares.
I_keep_forgetting_my: If I warned you that would take all the fun out of it
Damen_aka_... | 5 | 4 | |
1427555629 | 1427563502 | t3_30lro8 | t5_2to41 | 31 | shitsneezes: TIFU by having two illnesses at once
This happened hours ago, I just got home from the doctor's. Luckily it's Saturday so I can share this one.
Some time ago, I was diagnosed with Crohn's disease. For those who are unfamiliar, one of the biggest issues Crohn's sufferers undergo is shitting themselves afte... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1427555117 | 1427586451 | t3_30lqtd | t5_2to41 | 219 | karl1ok: TIFU by cockslapping another guy (NSFW ish)
BeardsuptheWazoo: Hahaha, isn't sexual assault hilarious ?
Idiots.
karl1ok: Not from the USA, we're a lot less serious here
BeardsuptheWazoo: About putting your genitals on others when they're unaware and it's clear they won't like it...
That's something to be ... | 15 | 14.6 | |
1427556000 | 1427766604 | t3_30lsc1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Decoraan: TIFU By punching a wall
And here I am with a broken hand wrapped up in a cast.
I feel so fucking stupid.
Dover_Beach: When i did this, I felt real triumphant as the wall had a whole in it and I only had a split knuckle. Then I realized it was in my own house and I had to fix the wall...
Decoraan: I didn't e... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1427556252 | 1427605991 | t3_30lsqj | t5_2to41 | 6,159 | sarahkatie: TIFU by having FaceTime sex with my boyfriend's sister (NSFW)
This literally just happened.
So my boyfriend and I are long distance, and like most long distance couples, we tend to spice it up via FaceTime. This morning, his sister had just gotten in the car to go to Ikea, so we started having a nice, pri... | 11 | 559.909091 | |
1427557047 | 1427587112 | t3_30lu2f | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by being young and in love
I guess we will start at the beginning.I am 2 years older than her, but young for my grade when I met a beautiful girl in high school. We started dating, high school puppy love. Usual fights when in high school, sex, jealousy, etc. We made it though such a hormonal and emotion... | 3 | 7 | |
1427558326 | 1427582122 | t3_30lwd7 | t5_2to41 | 85 | Hell_spawn666: TIFU by pissing outside in Korea
bdvdezzy54: Correction: Korean guys found you and deported you to North Korea
jockasaurus: Correction: Naughty Korea
jfb1337: You are now banned from /r/Pyongyang
RugbyTime: Something something /r/pingpong
| 5 | 17 | |
1427557942 | 1427559631 | t3_30lvol | t5_2to41 | 4 | Arnator: TIFU by rejecting my wife's invitation into the hotel room and ended up driving home semi-blind.
Okay, I was attending her friends wedding dinner/banquet and she being one of the bridesmaid, we arrived hours earlier to help prepare and stuff. She's helping, not me. I only drove her there early.
So seeing as ... | 4 | 1 | |
1427558075 | 1427600265 | t3_30lvx2 | t5_2to41 | 131 | allons_yy: TIFU by listening to my vagina NSFW
This happened Tuesday, but in the midst of sexytime, so I had to wait until the weekend.
At the end of a long day, I found myself watching my boyfriend's head dip underneath the covers (let's call him J). After work sex usually wasn't this eventful, but we had just shower... | 5 | 26.2 | |
1427559275 | 1427560833 | t3_30ly4r | t5_2to41 | -9 | Hell_spawn666: TIFU by ending up in a Japanese prison
Hard6Rollin: For ten grand you couldn't take a boat or something?
Hell_spawn666: from India to Thailand on a boat?
Smuggling pro tip: When you swallow drugs, you want to get to your destination as fast as possible.
Planes are faster than walking or boats
Hard6R... | 7 | -1.285714 | |
1427559833 | 1427681443 | t3_30lz5y | t5_2to41 | 386 | DaGuyDatMessedUp: TIFU by walking around naked
Im a 17 year old lad btw
So I knew I had a free house when I was coming home from school and I really needed a shit. I felt that uneasy feeling in my stomach and I thought I was going to explode any second. I ran to my house straight from the bus stop and I could feel th... | 6 | 64.333333 | |
1427560257 | 1427591871 | t3_30lzx0 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Th3ee_stacks: TIFU by walking home from school
This happened while I was in high school, but I think it's still pretty funny.
So, one warm spring day, I attended school just like any other day. Went to class, lunch, and stayed back for band practice. Usually after practice (around 4:30) my mom would pick me up as I d... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1427561116 | 1427568747 | t3_30m1if | t5_2to41 | 19 | Murican_Freedom1776: TIFU by buying the entire Total War series on Thursday.
I finally got a gaming PC built last week, and I was really looking forward to getting the Total War series. I was a huge fan of the Total War series when I had a PC years ago. So Thursday comes around and I have some spare money, and I spend ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1427561389 | 1427578348 | t3_30m20u | t5_2to41 | 26 | pocketfullofbowties: TIFU by coming home from class early.
Like every post ever this didn't happen today, but whatever.
I'm currently living with my ex. She broke up with me about two months ago and I'm just starting to feel alright about it. She has been dating someone else for about a month now, and I accept that.
... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1427558719 | 1435704973 | t3_30lx4m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by running into a old high school crush at a bar
Short back story: I hung out with the "alternative" kids in high scool - like straight up zipper pants and Slipknot t-shirts. Still, being a girl, I had a crush on one of the more popular jocks.
Longer back story: Sometime in college, I was invited to a... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1427511125 | 1427604747 | t3_30kbe9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | X________8: TIFU by forgetting my friend's laptop in my locker
Just a mild tifu..
So a little background: we're in highschool and next week will be spring break, so no school for a week.
My friend gave me his laptop during 1st period because it didn't fit in his locker. We have the last period together but I left earl... | 5 | 1 | |
1427560541 | 1427590097 | t3_30m0fv | t5_2to41 | 52 | Whotella: TIFU by announcing I'm Canadian.
This happened a good 5- 4 years ago when I was in grade 4 or 5. For vacation my parents took me on a Disney Cruise. Now if you have ever been on a cruise as a child or with children you would probably know that most have kid clubs of some sort where kids can go to meet other k... | 7 | 7.428571 | |
1427557785 | 1427583057 | t3_30lvda | t5_2to41 | 9 | somebodyelse22: TIFU by sitting too relaxed
You know an office chair has five or so feet with castors? So, I was sitting at my desk, working, and curled my feet back over a couple of the chair feet. This pulled my lower leg muscles tight, so I flexed them a few times, and a while later, stood up to go the john.
Next... | 3 | 3 | |
1427566132 | 1427642943 | t3_30mbb5 | t5_2to41 | 1,162 | [deleted]: TIFU - by misreading my roommates fantasy and thinking it was about me :( NSFW
defend435: let hope she doesn't accuse you of rape.
[deleted]: Damn. I hadnt even thought about that but you are right. Fuck. Fuck.
defend435: just be honest and apologize. offer to help around the apartment
determinedforce: D... | 17 | 68.352941 | |
1427565560 | 1427574954 | t3_30ma64 | t5_2to41 | 7 | PhoenixStyle: TIFU by having sex
Hi there long time lurker,
TIFU by having sex in the back of a truck that I share with my brother. Forgot to take the condom and wrapper out, so now I'm getting yelled at by my brother and parents.
Update: My brother and I are chill now, went to get some burgers and he paid for it. He... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427566623 | 1427753858 | t3_30mca6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | faggortic: TIFU by being nice
So today, some random guy approached me. He asks me if he can see my feet, and I asked why. He said he was doing it as a school assignment at Humber, so I thought he wanted 1 pic and that's it. Being stupid and nice, I thought he probably asked a lot of people before and was rejected, so I... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427566782 | 1427630194 | t3_30mcl3 | t5_2to41 | 6,101 | throwaway987678910: TIFU Drinking with my girlfriend
Retsejme: The fucked up thing is that this is great. Every bitter moment of disillusionment brings you closer to truth. In your case, it brings you out of a shitty relationship and leaves you open to being in a good one.
We cling to our old pain, we don't want it ... | 12 | 508.416667 | |
1427556240 | 1427710317 | t3_30lsq1 | t5_2to41 | 210 | 4306: TIFU : By Rummaging
TIFU a few months ago
garage sale <-----
I pull over and go to the carport where i see a lot of boxes laying around, and clothes hanging. So i start having poke in the boxes, and looking at the clothes, see a guy in the lounge staring at me... giving me stink eye.... I think how are you g... | 8 | 26.25 | |
1427566652 | 1427568259 | t3_30mcbp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by bringing a bomb on a plane right after 9-11-01.
Obligatory this obviously wasn't today. It happened soon after 9-11. It was winter break and I was flying home for the holidays. I was young and somewhat sheltered and had experienced somewhat of a culture shock since beginning college in Texas after... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427564619 | 1427569404 | t3_30m8do | t5_2to41 | 7 | MieuFX: TIFU by trying to give my boyfriend a hickey
So my boyfriend and I are long distance, and it's spring break right now so I'm visiting him. But since my flight home is today I decided I wanted to leave a big ol' hickey for him to remember me. I start going at it, when something doesn't taste right. I look down. ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427563772 | 1427634595 | t3_30m6nh | t5_2to41 | 1,115 | Fuckedbythesnow: TIFU by forgetting to tell my roommate it snowed
Surprise, this actually happened today!
I'm a freshman undergrad film student and am currently directing my own short film. My roommate, who's an awesome dude, is in a relationship with a girl who is equally awesome. They are both incredibly chill, funn... | 12 | 92.916667 | |
1427568478 | 1427569356 | t3_30mfst | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by popping a zit
TIFU by popping a zit. But this was no ordinairy zit. It was on my scalp. I accidentaly popped it while sitting at dinner with my gf. Juices started flowing, and i didn't notice at first. My gf then proceeded to run her fingers through my hair. She then suddenly stopped, looked at me wi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427568464 | 1427578290 | t3_30mfrh | t5_2to41 | 13 | Emphursis: TIFU by slicing bread
Il today I fucked up, minutes after I finished cleaning the kitchen. I was making sausage sandwiches, pulled out my trusty bread knife and sliced through my thumb as I cut the roll.
Blood all over the nice clean kitchen. And hall as I ran to my room for a plaster.
The_BoozeWanker: Th... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1427569946 | 1427608916 | t3_30miql | t5_2to41 | 10 | muh-shin-knees: TIFU by admitting to be an instagram creep
This happened last night. So there I was, at a small rock n roll concert. I've had a few beers in so I'm already smiling more than normal. I see this girl I kinda recognized. Then it hit me, she was a friend of a friend on instagram. I go up to her and say hi. ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427611176 | 1427686908 | t3_30mkad | t5_2to41 | 274 | derek_jeter: I'm gonna kill you!
(You're welcome)
TrishyMay: I'm gonna kill you!
(You're welcome)
AMA_On_Shitter: Nobody wants to kill me :(
VAGINA_PLUNGER: Yeah fuck you
AMA_On_Shitter: Thanks VAGINA_PLUNGER, it's something.
siccoblue: You're god damn right it's something, he's plunged so many vaginas enraged ... | 8 | 34.25 | |
1427572092 | 1427630535 | t3_30mmzw | t5_2to41 | 7 | TessellatedCoil: TIFU by thinking the assignments in my online class had no due date.
So here I am, busy college student, taking some hard classes this semester. Other than that, I took an online class that looked easy just to make sure I stayed a full time student. Here comes the fuck up...
I look over the syllabu... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427572048 | 1427595685 | t3_30mmwr | t5_2to41 | 59 | mwhaskin: TIFU by trusting in "mind over matter"
Let's cut to the chase. I just finished heating up some leftover pho in the microwave and went to take it out. My microwave is mounted above the stove so the bowl had to be held for at least a few seconds because the only other option is boiling hot soup on my crotch. I ... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1427572559 | 1427631518 | t3_30mnvr | t5_2to41 | 393 | CyberJay350: Tifu by pissing on a fly.
TIFU when I was standing at the urinal at work doing my business, and I noticed a fly inside the basin. Naturally I redirected my aim towards the fly thinking I would knock it down into the bottom. I blasted it off the porcelain and hurdled it to the other side of of the basin... | 4 | 98.25 | |
1427573796 | 1427574479 | t3_30mqcj | t5_2to41 | 8 | Tennisfan93: TIFU: Am i Overreacting/worrying?
Was chatting to a friend today Facebook and i remembered an funny photo from years ago of a fat guy wearing a shirt that said 'i fuck on first dates'. well it was funny when we were 14 but anyway i was just googling it and realised what i typed in was 'i fuck on first date... | 4 | 2 |
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