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1427433777 | 1427435740 | t3_30gnzk | t5_2to41 | 7 | Babyfart_McGeezacks: TIFU by bathing in urine
I occasionally like to take an iced six pack into the bathroom with me and mellow out with a few cold ones in my hot Jacuzzi tub. Tonight was one of those nights. About 30 mins I had to pee, but didn't want to get out to do it so I peed in an empty pitcher that was sittin... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427434413 | 1427438620 | t3_30govp | t5_2to41 | 13 | thundastruck52: TIFU by shaving my private area...
A little backstory first: I did this a few months ago, and I didn't like it. It itched and made me uncomfortable. But this time, something really fucked up. I did everything the same way but this time all i had for shaving cream was barbasol MENTHOL shaving cream. Ever... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1427438482 | 1427442759 | t3_30gu4h | t5_2to41 | 51 | desireewhitehall: TIFU by popping my cherry (NSFW)
GEN_GOTHMOG: Wait, I thought the masturbation thing was a euphemism?
desireewhitehall: While I may use many euphemisms to refer to masturbation, I don't think I've ever used masturbation to euphemize something else. I'd really like to know how that'd go.
"Yep, and ... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1427439329 | 1427452146 | t3_30gv21 | t5_2to41 | 10 | fuzzyboi: TIFU by not ending a phone call properly
I'm sure something similar happened to others but he's my story.I only started uni about a month ago so on Fridays when I don't have uni lectures I work.so i today the receptionist called me and a workmate to give us some info about a job we were on, when the call fi... | 5 | 2 | |
1427440058 | 1427483158 | t3_30gvx4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | China_guurl: TIFU and gave too much info to my professor.
So, I (f) just went through a break up today and after all my tears, eating food, and more tears, I spend the rest of my night playing LoL before going to bed. As I browse through my phone like usual, I see my calendar say that my project for my Java class is du... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1427440302 | 1427441425 | t3_30gw6n | t5_2to41 | 9 | BakeACakeBe4ItsLate: TIFU by licking the bottom of a shoe
Happened when I was in 6th grade.
I was one hell of a computer addict/nerd/weird guy in middle school and really wanted to get my hands on GTA San Andreas because it looked freakin' awesome.
Soooo my "friend" said he would give me the DVD if I liked the bottom... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1427439977 | 1427443574 | t3_30gvtg | t5_2to41 | 22 | remeberthatmistake: TIFU By falling in love with my ex-best friend's gf
So this fuck up is still causing havoc in my life, and I was just hoping for some advice, plus need to get this of my chest.
So when I met this 'girl' lets call her Fiona, I immediately fancied her and got on the chase. Like, I mean she’s like a ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427436149 | 1427443258 | t3_30gr7x | t5_2to41 | 5 | tasty_duck: TIFU by trying to kick a coke bottle -_-
Ok this didn't happen today but a few months ago and I only recently got a reddit account so I thought I'd post it because it seems to amuse some people.
Basically (irrelevant background story) I'm a 17 year old male and I'm in a group of not exactly nerds but not e... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427443139 | 1427461209 | t3_30gz3s | t5_2to41 | 6 | norveg187: TIFU by being too naive ?
So, here it goes the dreaded day when I can submit something here...
The conclusion happened today, but heres the backstory: a couple of months back I started chatting really casually w one of my ex girlfriends. We broke up a couple of years ago cause I was not sure if I wanted to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1427448567 | 1427464682 | t3_30h46e | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing a different test's answers on my test
2 months ago I missed my English exam, and today I had my late exam date.
In my school we have 2 days that we can take the late exam, in case people have 2 different courses they have to exam in.
So I decided since I only have 1 exam to take, I'll go test... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1427446300 | 1427459915 | t3_30h1zv | t5_2to41 | 6 | staahb: TIFU by forgetting my dads birthday and our dinner-plans.
For as long as I've been alive, my father has had his birthday on the 26th, on this month. But for some reason, I can almost never remember it, and I only manage to get him a present on time because of other family members reminding me about his birthday... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427448045 | 1427454694 | t3_30h3oc | t5_2to41 | 27 | muffincow: TIFU by accepting a gift from my 3 year old boy.
JackONeill_: Came here expecting another "found a dildo" story... Was (un?)pleasantly surprised!
muffincow: Glad you enjoyed. Not looking forward to him finding mummy's toys.
JackONeill_: Hopefully that won't smell as much
| 4 | 6.75 | |
1427446723 | 1427477137 | t3_30h2eu | t5_2to41 | 8 | JLive55: TIFU by mixing up my feelings about girls.
Obligatory this has happened over the course of the last week.
I'm a university student (male) who spends a lot of time with a group of four girls on my floor. It's important to note I'm a bit of a wild card- a little reckless, a little ruthless, but a good kid none... | 4 | 2 | |
1427447754 | 1427479627 | t3_30h3dx | t5_2to41 | 13 | J-Unleashed: TIFU by being in radians
I'm going to keep this brief. I was solving a problem from my physics class on forces. I finished the work on my paper correctly, but wasn't getting the answer on my calculator that the teacher had provided us. I must have went through the problem six times checking my work (and fo... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1427440296 | 1427460231 | t3_30gw6c | t5_2to41 | 6 | Fleshnasty: TIFU by going to get a key
Quick_man: Removed for rule 1A and rule 3.
Fleshnasty: Ahhhh ok...why was it removed for 1a though?
Quick_man: It seems more about your friend shitting themselves
Fleshnasty: Bah ok...it was a disgusting thing to walk in on. But I understand, thanks for the clairify
| 5 | 1.2 | |
1427452872 | 1427461420 | t3_30h8hg | t5_2to41 | 5 | dagwooddogs: TIFU
Wife and I were on holiday in Bali. My wife ducked out to grab some beers and I was hanging out with our 18mth old son. The hotel room had a balcony covered in fake turf. Youngster had been eating a muffin and wandering about the place. I thought I'd tidy up a bit before the boss got back, so put away... | 5 | 1 | |
1427417178 | 1427461800 | t3_30fugv | t5_2to41 | 7 | possibly_incorrect: TIFU trying to open my front door.
So this happened not even 5 minutes ago and is a very minor FU. But I had a very long and busy day at work after not sleeping well last night. I park my car in the driveway, go to the door and press the car's unlock bottom it's remote in attempt to unlock my front ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427455901 | 1427567564 | t3_30hbvl | t5_2to41 | 22 | AJMetal9: TIFU - NSFW Literally???
vascofo: Being openly anything at work never helps, unless its carefully and meticulously planned. That was your FU.
otherpeoplesmusic: Work life over there - private life right here.
May the joining of these two worlds **NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN**.
AJMetal9: It's funny that you say t... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427457972 | 1427458675 | t3_30hei3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | FluffyCloudsBlue: TIFU by trying weed for the first time and vomited everywhere!
So a little back story I'm 18 years old and I'm a girl and I started my first year of University back in September and the people I ended up living with were great. After a few weeks of living together some of the people I lived with found... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427458167 | 1427464356 | t3_30herm | t5_2to41 | 94 | burnmongham: TIFU by giving my daughter a nickname.
This FU actually began a few weeks ago, but today it royally kicked me in the ass...
So I have a boy & a girl and I'll give them random nicknames that rhyme with their actual names or things related to them.
The boy is a ginger so his will be like; ginge, ginger... | 3 | 31.333333 | |
1427458209 | 1427464986 | t3_30hetr | t5_2to41 | 16 | tmart30: TIFU by thinking out loud in class
I'm a high school student. In one of my classes, the teacher has no idea what's going on, so he usually just gives us a list of terms to Google and learn, then we're tested on it. Today, we had a quiz on some of these terms, and the questions were ridiculously specific consid... | 4 | 4 | |
1427442590 | 1427860735 | t3_30gyk6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ifuckedupbadly123: TIFU by making a joke about my friend's dead mother
So this happened something like 2 years ago. I was at my friend's house like almost every day after school (it became a habit) but that day he wanted to invite another one of his friends. I'm a really friendly person so I didn't mind and it turned o... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427458163 | 1427718732 | t3_30here | t5_2to41 | 6 | thrownaway6825: TIFU by forgetting to turn my old iPhone on
I just sold my old 4s on Ebay. Before I sent it off, I thought to myself, "Hey, I should probably check it out before I ship it." But I was in a hurry to get the deal closed, and took it to the post office without thinking about it.
Now I've realized that ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427457172 | 1427557060 | t3_30hdf2 | t5_2to41 | 1,589 | muffincow: TIFU by accepting a gift from my 3 year old boy.
Re posting as it wasn't the "weekend*
So im supervising bath time. When l say that I mean im sat on the lid of toilet reading reddit on my tablet whilst my boy plays in bath.
As im engrossed in a story I hear him saying daddy daddy. And out corner of my eye ... | 12 | 132.416667 | |
1427458945 | 1427459991 | t3_30hftq | t5_2to41 | 15 | DatsANicePasta: TIFU by getting drunk and calling a girl.
Background:
I made a post in another thread about... well, basically,
- Girl sleeps at my house, long term friend, she's beautiful and my dream girl but I'd never really thought about me and her as more than friends due to decade long friendship
- I sleep on f... | 3 | 5 | |
1427459669 | 1427459993 | t3_30hgtx | t5_2to41 | 31 | Richsam21: TIFU by being competitive
First ones to finish their project get extra credit. When my Muslim friend asked my group for help, I tried to be witty and said, "We dont negotiate with terrorists." Nobody got the reference, and I ended up getting shit from everyone.
Voyager5555: What reference, your racism?
MrPot... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1427458731 | 1427524256 | t3_30hfj7 | t5_2to41 | 1,499 | Sectalam: TIFU by driving my son's vehicle and spending a weekend in jail
I'm a 45 year old father of two, and last year I spent 3 days in jail over the Labor day long weekend.
I was on my way to work the day before, when my car unexpectedly broke down. After getting it towed, I was told I would have the car back the... | 12 | 124.916667 | |
1427460366 | 1427473621 | t3_30hhvp | t5_2to41 | 3 | hank_moo_d: TIFU by informing my friend of a simple law.
First of all, sorry for my english, i'm brazilian.
A week ago, me and some friends gathered and my friend's house (a female, let's call her Mary) to play some tabletop RPG. Bear in my her parents were in a trip out of the country.
One of them brought along some... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1427460993 | 1427524373 | t3_30hix5 | t5_2to41 | 165 | ThisGuyCantReddit: TIFU by waking up while my roommate was having sex.
This happened a few hours ago, and I'd almost dismissed it as a dream until I woke up and saw the girl still here.
I just got back from a long weekend in California, so when I got back to the east coast, my sleep schedule was a bit off. I'd been w... | 9 | 18.333333 | |
1427460878 | 1427547104 | t3_30hipz | t5_2to41 | 4 | mandomancuso: TIFU by getting drunk
I have no idea where my purse (Michael Kors), keys, phone, anything i need to thrive in this life are...i want to cry...
PandSpang: Michael Kors! :O
;o
mandomancuso: IKR! I'm more stressed about the missing the contents of what was in the Michael Kors though. I'm hoping that whomeve... | 4 | 1 | |
1427461452 | 1427499381 | t3_30hjqt | t5_2to41 | 1,629 | kalitarios: TIFU by complaining about receiving the wrong order at Dunkin Donuts.
Today I decided to be the one to buy bagels and coffee for the office. Simple enough, I ordered 2 dozen bagels and a Box-o-Joe from the Dunkin Donuts when I got off the highway. Normally I go to the DD near my work, it's much smaller bu... | 10 | 162.9 | |
1427394022 | 1427530556 | t3_30edox | t5_2to41 | 4 | eliza-jay: TIFU by shutting down our receptionist's email in an attempt to save storage space
As usual, this actually happened a few weeks ago, but I'm just now getting around to writing it out.
So, we've been having a ton of computer/network issues at work, most of which boils down to old equipment that's been mi... | 4 | 1 | |
1427462941 | 1427568765 | t3_30hm89 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating 80mg of edibles before class
Not much to say. Ate 20mg a week ago and didn't feel a thing, but today will be different. Oh will today be different. To those of you who don't know, edibles are alot more strong than normal cannabis, plus I didn't eat before this so ill be tripping balls while wa... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1427462669 | 1428954421 | t3_30hlt6 | t5_2to41 | 4,504 | crystakat: TIFU by believing pickles were a thing for 14 years
Yes, I know pickles are edible entities that exist. Let me explain.
I'm in the airport with my mom, returning from Hong Kong, and we're both starving. While I find us seats in the food court, she buys two #3s from a curry place.
The food is pretty amazin... | 55 | 81.890909 | |
1427462313 | 1427506636 | t3_30hl8a | t5_2to41 | 50 | HangryJack: TIFU by looking at my dad's phone
TIFU bad guys... Before I start, I'm still cringing and slowly dying inside. And yes, this happened a few hours ago.
My dad, my mum and I are sitting around the table having a nice family dinner consisting of pumpkin soup with Turkish bread. You know, nothing particularly ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1427463948 | 1427484805 | t3_30hnzt | t5_2to41 | 172 | DonVito1950: TIFU by accidentally letting my boss see my cell phone browser history..
TIFU pretty hard reddit. My boss and I share a hobby and today I enthusiastically informed him of a new addition to my collection. He asked me where I got the thing, so of course I quickly whipped out my little phone, went to my brows... | 7 | 24.571429 | |
1427464226 | 1427543108 | t3_30hohg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by suggesting to my parents that I (19m) am sexually active
So I (19m) come from a very conservative family. We don't talk about sex or anything of the sort. I've had a girlfriend for over a year. To the story - I was having lunch with my parents today and my mum was talking about repainting the feature... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427463540 | 1427468594 | t3_30hnaa | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my boss an email
After sitting down at my desk in the morning I normally sift through my emails and reply as needed. My boss had sent me an email regarding discounts for our product for charities and non profit organisations and mentioned if we can extend this benefit for those charities we f... | 3 | 5 | |
1427465852 | 1427466226 | t3_30hrlu | t5_2to41 | 6 | honestolive: TIFU by showering in a dimly lit bathroom
I woke up for work around 7:30am and my normal routine is to take a shower right when I wake up, the sun was just coming up so I didn't turn on the lights because I was still sleepy and didn't want to feel like [this](http://i.imgur.com/QsOvPwD.gif), so instead of... | 3 | 2 | |
1427466098 | 1427494168 | t3_30hs3a | t5_2to41 | 284 | Capt_Mischief: TIFU by getting my 5 year old brother high as a kite
really happened yesterday, but still a big fuck up. a little background, I'm in college, stayed home this year so I could work and commute to a branch campus of my university. I get home from class yesterday to find my little siblings (11,8,and 5) run... | 8 | 35.5 | |
1427466823 | 1427477811 | t3_30htjt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: tifu by telling a joke about why I wouldn't even get a tattoo of my childs name
"What if it dies?!", I shouted, to a group of 6 colleagues, one of which has had a miscarriage recently.
downvotemeufags: Were you aware of this prior to telling this terrible joke?
If no - Who gives a fuck? you can't be expecte... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1427465277 | 1427469111 | t3_30hqfj | t5_2to41 | 23 | Northkoreanthrowaway: TIFU by not saying goodbye to my dying father
I was raised by my mother and father until they divorced. I was 15 when they divorced. It was terrible.
But, I was old enough to realize that they could not longer live together and so I adjusted my life to the situation.
I loved my daddy as much... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1427466347 | 1427476251 | t3_30hslp | t5_2to41 | 40 | Orly6454: TIFU by holding a door open
Walking into work this morning
Open door and look back to see if anyone is near
Lady is about 15 steps away
I hold the door open
She starts giving a light jog.. don't know why people do this
Faceplants...
Starts to get up, embarrassed
I'm still holding the door open
Walks b... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1427468188 | 1427470082 | t3_30hw5c | t5_2to41 | 4 | MommaBear222: TIFU by being poor, proud, and naked.
Background: I'm a married woman in my 20's with 2 kids. We hit some small money issues which recently became big money issues. My husband and I have both been looking for jobs with no luck for months. He is overqualified for most jobs he finds and I am equally underqu... | 4 | 1 | |
1427462540 | 1427473558 | t3_30hllj | t5_2to41 | 32 | toadinabag: TIFU by ordering too much buttermilk ranch dipping sauce (NSFW)
So this happened three years ago,
it was junior year of High School so of course at that point no one wants to do something embarrassing that they’ll hear about from everyone they know right up until graduation night. I of course am posting... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1427469405 | 1427475435 | t3_30hyr7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Envy5000: TIFU by reading the conversation of my gf and her bf
This happened yesterday.
I was in the library studying with the best friend of my girlfriend, waiting my gf to get out of class.
I was listening to music on my pc, and she asked if she could use it to make an online test.
Me: "Ok i'm not even using it"
An... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1427470217 | 1427470414 | t3_30i0f7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving my reddit account open at a public school.
Dr_JuniorMintz: glad im not the only one that's on r/starwars.
Perion123: truuuuu
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427470812 | 1427499650 | t3_30i1op | t5_2to41 | 168 | _Polite_as_Fuck: TIFU by snorting my friend's semen [NSFW]
Hopefully this story is good enough to excuse the fact that it happened a number of years ago.
After a particularly debauched evening out in London, consuming a smorgasbord of drugs and alcohol, my mates and I naturally concluded our evening back home with ple... | 4 | 42 | |
1427471638 | 1427487439 | t3_30i3f5 | t5_2to41 | 179 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a trick on my neighbors son and exposing his mom as a thief and an idiot.
CodyLittle: BAHAHAHAHAHA! This makes me happy. I would've hit the alarm button....
LezzGoGetEm: Do cars have an alarm button in America?
wdcenrglreg: Yep.
LezzGoGetEm: kinda cool. But what is the possible use for this?... | 6 | 29.833333 | |
1427470852 | 1427552083 | t3_30i1s2 | t5_2to41 | 296 | Sodord: TIFU by making refugees say "dank memes" all the time.
So backstory, I really like memes, and sometimes I won't answer my phone because I'm giggling at memes. As a result whenever my friends and I talk they assume I'm not doing anything other than giggling at memes.
So I do tutoring at a refugee program for re... | 6 | 49.333333 | |
1427467888 | 1427493600 | t3_30hvjb | t5_2to41 | 229 | singalong777: TIFU by being too horny (NSFW?)
As most FU's this happened many years ago, when I was 17.
First a little back story:
I was dating a girl, lets call her Vicki, at the time. She was my first serious girlfriend, and both of us had quite the sexual appetite.
Being in high school, of course we had... | 5 | 45.8 | |
1427472050 | 1427483582 | t3_30i4cs | t5_2to41 | 52 | KippleAlwaysWins: TIFU by trying out bondage in the park
Yes, this happened back when I was young and foolish in the halcyon days of yesteryear. My girlfriend of the time and I were both very eager to explore our sexuality, but alas, we both had parents that were always around and very strict about such things. So,... | 14 | 3.714286 | |
1427469571 | 1427481745 | t3_30hz40 | t5_2to41 | 10 | yes_affirmative: TIFU by walking out my front door
So this actually happened on Wednesday.
I live in an apartment building in a dodgier part of my city. It's a little dirty and smells like pot all the time in the halls (which some would consider a plus), but it's super affordable, so as a college student I have no com... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1427473519 | 1427475363 | t3_30i7ml | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dumdel: TIFU by seeing a 4/10 girl
Throwaway. tl;dr at bottom. Sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes, English is not my native language.
So, I've been using OKCupid recently for messing with people, (yes, my life is that sad) example: "Don't message me if you're just gonna say hi how are you. I'm not your baby/princ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427472868 | 1427474987 | t3_30i65w | t5_2to41 | 0 | godbisset: TIFU forgetting my wall paper
(Quick note, this is my first TIFU post so sorry if i do something wrong)
So today is the last day of term around my area and we won't be back in school for a couple weeks. Half way home I realized that I've left my phone in school. I know it will have been handed in and if I ... | 3 | 0 | |
1427474175 | 1427474595 | t3_30i92i | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by doubling my Fiber supplement and hitting the gym
Welp, I've done it. I had the bright idea to double up on my fiber supplement yesterday because I had forgotten to take it the day before. So I heaped a few scoops into my morning drink and then headed up the hill to the gym. I decided to jog.
When I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427487992 | 1427496389 | t3_30iaeb | t5_2to41 | 36 | MysteryMoniker: I am in fact a guy.
L_E_U: oh snap! sooooo does that mean you're bi-curious now?
MysteryMoniker: I was gay in the first place :p
MoneyForNothing_: I think they ask about guys and shower taps.
| 4 | 9 | |
1427473899 | 1427540063 | t3_30i8h3 | t5_2to41 | 142 | TIFU_Cupboard: TIFU - By getting 'Physical' with a girl who recently broke up with her Boyfriend. [NSFW]
Like most TIFU, this didn't occur today but it's now early Saturday Morning (weekend per TIFU rules) where I am so, here goes!
Earlier in the week a girl who I've been 'seeing,' broke up with her boyfriend, (We'll ... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1427475781 | 1427482173 | t3_30icix | t5_2to41 | 424 | lilythekittycat: TIFU by wearing a tail plug to a costume party.
TIFU. This happened yestersay night at my friends birthday party. She advertised it as a costume party where everyone had to dress up as an animal that related to their personality.
Now, a bit of context. I'm a bit weird when it comes to sexual fantasie... | 11 | 38.545455 | |
1427476238 | 1427477965 | t3_30idm5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | JamalPancakes: TIFU by eating raw chicken
This just happened and my stomach hurts... maybe from nerves.
So, I just ate the last bite of my chicken parmesan sandwich. The last bite was chicken only, no bread.
As I was chewing, I noticed that it had a different consistency than chicken usually does... not quite the... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1427477038 | 1427478953 | t3_30ifhh | t5_2to41 | 5 | battleslothh: TIFU by checking my ex-gfs tinder profile
This literally happened today and i am still in shock as i am writing this.
So my ex and I broke up about a month ago. She had planned on staying in a large city for 6 months and I wanted to visit her after the first month. Long story short, the month proved to be... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427478121 | 1427480219 | t3_30ii23 | t5_2to41 | 5 | phatskat: TIFU By Sending a Quick SMS to the Wrong Person
So...just got back from lunch, and we hear a "yap!" down the hall. It's a dog, and since work is the last thing on our minds, we go to investigate. Pretty cute puppy, so I decided to get my phone and snap a pic for my wife. This is where the FU begins.
I snap a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427476939 | 1427545580 | t3_30if7u | t5_2to41 | 15 | howthee123: TIFU by possibly breaking a kids ankle.
Ok, so, this happened earlier today.
In English we sit in rows, and all I know about the kid infront of me is his name (call him H). I've never so much spoke to H apart from saying hi when he walks in.
Now, I don't think I'm alone in saying that nothing is better t... | 3 | 5 | |
1427478111 | 1427479477 | t3_30ii1b | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a mean message to the person it was about
Ah, the old TIFUperoo. This one is a classic. I've been secretly making fun of this really irritating, not nice woman with whom I work. I send little chats back and forth to a coworker laughing when she does something absurd (which is all day.)
WELL... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427474797 | 1427498788 | t3_30iaeu | t5_2to41 | 5 | Divilus: TIFU By leaving the window open...
I left the front window of the house open after washing the car and mowing the lawn. During the night someone broke in and stole all my mothers documents (id drivers licence stuff like that), a laptop and our car... :/
TL;DR : Left window open, got robbed.
UltimateDracoMete... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427478069 | 1427479775 | t3_30ihxq | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by slagging my friend off behind his back
So me and 2 other friends started a Facebook group chat to organise things and over time it became a chat to vent at when we were angry, a lot of regrettable stuff was said. Well today a friend added people to this chat on one of our phones and well...
They sa... | 5 | 2 | |
1427479112 | 1427522559 | t3_30ikdh | t5_2to41 | 22 | rainbows-butterflies: TIFU by throwing a mega block at my two year old's face
This actually happened just this morning. So, last Christmas I bought my kid a sweet ass ball pit that he is currently obsessed with. Whenever I feel like being a half-assed parent, I toss him in the ball pit and proceed to sit outside of it ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427479652 | 1427488923 | t3_30ilnb | t5_2to41 | 6 | AnavahRod: TIFU by being nice to a kid on a bike
This actually happened last month but I just found TIFU and I had to share. My work was having an event and after a full day of working outside from 6am-12pm and then working in the office until 3:30pm I couldn't wait to go home. I had planned on leaving the office at 3:... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1427479778 | 1427484091 | t3_30ilyy | t5_2to41 | 15 | scaredofcrazyeyes: TIFU by looking the other way while an acquaintance beat her dog.
It didn't happen today. In fact it happened years ago.
I was in college, where I occasionally hung out with a psycho who routinely beat her small dog. I wasn't friends with her per se but I knew her and would always see her at group e... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1427479871 | 1427496456 | t3_30im6r | t5_2to41 | 23 | Drshriv: TIFU by getting revenge
For background, I'm an 18-year-old in my last year of school in the UK. I go to a college in a relatively big city, and there are lots of side streets around the main school site.
Normal day, I drive to school in my blue Suzuki (which for the record looks like a 4x4 hit by a shrink ra... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1427481263 | 1427527417 | t3_30ip8q | t5_2to41 | 4 | tsoliman: TIFU by stopping next to a car accident
I was driving my 5 year old son to school.
Speed slowed to a stop in 1 lane traffic on a 3 lane road because the the right 2 lanes were blocked by emergency response vehicles - there had been a car accident.
A few seconds after I fully stop, this SUV smashes into my r... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427481422 | 1427536718 | t3_30iplc | t5_2to41 | 5,609 | tottallytrustworthy: TIFU by eating gummy bears on a plane.
I apologize in advance for the sloppiness I'll update when I get to my hotel.
I'll cut to the chase by saying that once I got boarded on my flight to Florida I started to get a little hungry. No big deal I thought since I have some sugar less gummy bears to ... | 12 | 467.416667 | |
1427480521 | 1427483891 | t3_30inkr | t5_2to41 | 7 | turrorizer: TIFU by laughing at a handicapped kid.
Alright this happened a couple years ago when I was still in high school, still relevant.
This happened during lunch hour, just near the end. Basically myself and a couple buddies were walking back to our lockers, conmen place in high school. What only ever happened o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427481716 | 1427507542 | t3_30iq7s | t5_2to41 | 169 | SIIMONTHEGR8: TIFU because i accidently told my teacher I'd like to have sex with her
First of all you need to know my teacher is really really hot. She's also very young.
It was a totally normal day and the lesson just started. We had to read two pages in our books and everyone was just like "ohh nooooo". So she got ... | 6 | 28.166667 | |
1427482848 | 1427522768 | t3_30isow | t5_2to41 | 8 | Liamrc: TIFU by cheating on my partner and loving it. NSFW
So my partner and I have been together for 9 months. We've been talking about an open relationship because we both have different sexual fantasies (He's 29, I'm 20) etc. etc.
Well, he travels often with his best friend for her work, this time its New York. I'v... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427483083 | 1427494445 | t3_30it62 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by Losing Girlfriend; Trying too Hard
I've never posted anything before on reddit anywhere, mostly because I've only been using reddit(and 99% of the time browsing TIFU) for only a couple months. And for those few months I have yet to fuck up, until now.
I'm a 15 yr old male, but I act very mature for m... | 3 | 1 | |
1427482554 | 1427500329 | t3_30is0p | t5_2to41 | 4 | Loser32p: TIFU by cheating... twice
This didn't happen today but it's just now becoming a problem. So i started college lastyear, I'm 18 and male. Well I broke up with my highschool girlfriend before I left because she was getting crazy as hell. Like, super crazy drive two hours unannounced to come check up on me and c... | 4 | 1 | |
1427484094 | 1427484657 | t3_30ivex | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU thinking that "shawty" refers to an attractive woman, not a short person.
For as long I've remembered, I've called my best friend's girlfriend "shawty" becuase she's mostly a midget. Well today is her birthday, and as per habit I kept calling her "shawty", and my best friend, her boyfriend, was really b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427484378 | 1427552996 | t3_30iw2k | t5_2to41 | 80 | SqueekySamba: TIFU by having a heavy Boston accent.
Let me preface by saying I live just 15 minutes south of Boston Ma, so I admittedly do have a bit of a Boston accent.
So I'm standing in line at my university's (not near Boston at all) late night diner and there are two girls in front of me waiting to order. They h... | 6 | 13.333333 | |
1427484184 | 1427485065 | t3_30ivm7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | dmissri: TIFU by locking myself out of my apartment
So I was leaving my apartment one morning, just as any other day, when I close the door behind me. As soon as that happens I realize I don't have my keys with me (left them inside) which I use to put the extra lock in the door, and feel the incredible pain of knowing ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427484098 | 1427737300 | t3_30ivfb | t5_2to41 | 3 | Freaking_Tim: TIFU by smelling like shit
Coming clean, this happened last week.
So I was on a undergrad class trip (yes that's a thing). We were out of town and staying a hotel. I got athlete's foot and didn't know wtf to do with it, so like an idiot I did nothing.
Anyways, every night, we'd get together as a class f... | 3 | 1 | |
1427486137 | 1427492517 | t3_30izuo | t5_2to41 | 6 | jesusHERCULESchrist: TIFU by taking pity on a fellow student, and imidiantly regretting it.
I only have a yearly left of highschool, and as such the school has organised for some of us to live in a university dorm for a week. There is sixty of us, all split into groups of five. Now, i don't have many friends. But i ... | 3 | 2 | |
1427487987 | 1427493452 | t3_30j3n4 | t5_2to41 | 59 | oldsoul56: TIFU by playing airsoft
Obligatory this didn't happen today, but rather 4 years ago when I was a young and stupid 14 year old. Also, this story is a little long, so sit back, relax, and enjoy this fuck up. Anyhow, it was one of my friends birthday, and all of the guys invited, including myself, had the swell... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1427488434 | 1427496819 | t3_30j4iw | t5_2to41 | 7 | BuggerHead: TIFU By Doing Something Special
This one was months in the making. A very close friend of mine is having a baby and I wanted to do something special for her. A few months ago, I had the idea to make her a beach baby bag since she and her husband planned on going to his family's cabin to celebrate after th... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1427489530 | 1427498143 | t3_30j6t9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | JasonFireHead: TIFU by thinking I have big enough hands
Today I come home minding my own business when my mom told me she wanted me to put the dishes from the dishwasher away. No problem right?
I was so wrong.
I was putting the dishes away and I was about like 90% done when I get to the food processor (we had just go... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427489864 | 1427518024 | t3_30j7ib | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU Sub request
Would it possible to stop editing the posts with youtubes to auto play the narrations? I get this is a cool feature people are interested in, I'm not interested it at all. Especially not having it force fed on me by auto play.
kaukus: That has something to do with the settings in the device ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1427490062 | 1427490606 | t3_30j7yf | t5_2to41 | 18 | Noonecanfindmenow: TIFU by going on a blocked website at work, and then accidentally requested for IT to unblock the site
Title kinda says it all. I was just clicking away, and thought the button said "view our fair use policy" which I was actually curious of. And instead it was actually a button to have IT reconsider ... | 3 | 6 | |
1427491034 | 1427669366 | t3_30ja2a | t5_2to41 | 12 | Frankieba: TIFU by naming a special needs acting group...
The Theater of the Absurd. Just realized my fuck up, right after I emailed the supervisor.
Jadesauron: If the group had three people, you could have named it The 3tards.
desireewhitehall: I can't stop laughing now.
| 3 | 4 | |
1427493476 | 1427494659 | t3_30jf4g | t5_2to41 | 11 | aLeXfArR94: TIFU by going to the bathroom
This is continuing to happen as I type this.
I'm just relaxing, browsing the internets, when I feel the urge to poop. Now, this is nothing major, no five-alarm fires or Mt. Vesuvii - just your average, run-of-the-mill #2.
So, I go into the bathroom in my house, and make with ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427494340 | 1427495002 | t3_30jgzv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost getting kicked from my university.
[REMOVED]
Looks like someone involved in this is using reddit on a regular basis, sorry.
Shit_Mage: >doesn't go to church
>knows bible isn't historically accurate
>still calls himself catholic
notbad112: Yes, you can't say for sure that jesus di... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427494263 | 1427495958 | t3_30jgt6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Maps_and_Ass: TIFU By Accidentally Insulting My Teacher's Son
This happened to me yesterday, so its still pretty fresh in my mind. Let me give you a little background on my situation. My friends and I have recently added a new word to our vocabularies "mongol". We call each other mongols or mongoloids as terms of endea... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427495187 | 1427509879 | t3_30jip7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | MrOrange123: TIFU by accidentally opening a NSFW image in front of my mom
Was laying in bed on Reddit.
Mom knocks.
I say "come in"
Mom comes in.
Asks me to pick up my sister after school.
We are talking for about thirty seconds.
I'm still casually browsing reddit from the front page (I'm subscribed to a few... sh... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1427495686 | 1427496404 | t3_30jjp8 | t5_2to41 | 42 | lava_maya: TIFU by using my boyfriend's pee to wipe my lips all day.
Unlike a lot of these posts, this just happened. I am not sure whether to cry, laugh, or scream. So.. I am just going to post in this sub and you can decide for me.
I woke up today feeling really tired and not all that pretty. I decided to wear a bit... | 3 | 14 | |
1427495665 | 1427497350 | t3_30jjnn | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway55191020: TIFU by forgetting my guitar from my folks' house and seeing something I couldn't unsee...
Throwaway because this is just that messed up of a story.
I live about 200 miles away from home and go back frequently because of my lack of enjoyment up in this small town. This happened just as I was leavin... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427496824 | 1427501857 | t3_30jlxf | t5_2to41 | 13 | mikalaranda: TIFU by being unable to figure out what to say as I passed by a group of coworkers
I was walking back to my desk at work after having made a trip to the restroom. At a certain point of this walk, I have to turn a corner into a long walkway on the side of a room, between a wall and a block of cubicles. A se... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1427497999 | 1427544374 | t3_30jo7n | t5_2to41 | 1,453 | Switch367: TIFU: By Looking Up a Girl's Skirt
Do I get bonus points for this actually happening today?
Anyway, I was in high school and approaching a staircase when an attractive girl wearing a skirt started up the stairs before I did. She was about a solid 8/10 and had a nice booty. So the stairs here were wide enoug... | 18 | 80.722222 | |
1427498362 | 1427516559 | t3_30jovy | t5_2to41 | 136 | curiousitykilledmood: TIFU by reading my GF's texts
She is back home, where we grew up (moved to where the jobs were) which is several hours away. I got home to check reddit, as I do many days, and she had her texts up on the screen (on her computer, we both use).
Anyway, I went to click away when I saw a number I did... | 7 | 19.428571 | |
1427538031 | 1427581477 | t3_30jp23 | t5_2to41 | 11 | taliesynD: You really don't want me to do as your username suggests.
ScottTheHedgehog: Just curious because he deleted his comment to stop the negative karma flow, but what was it suggesting?
taliesynD: I forget his exact name but it was referring to PMing him pictures of unwiped butt.
ScottTheHedgehog: If you rememb... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1427492735 | 1427502061 | t3_30jdk5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU making a joke
This may not be a fuck up, but I think it changed what my teacher thinks of me a bit, and when you're in high school, you should care what your teachers think of you.
Anyway, it was just a day in class. My teacher doesn't read any of the books we read, so she just shows the movie of the ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1427499885 | 1427550094 | t3_30jrqa | t5_2to41 | 9 | BringBackThe70s: TIFU by having sex with a co-worker in the garage at work only to find out she's in a relationship
So before I start a little back story. I'm A 16 year old male from England and I got caught smoking weed by my mother (who totally overreacted) and then left school. I've been sent to live and work for my... | 5 | 1.8 |
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