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1427382746 | 1427385869 | t3_30dnz9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Phillywakeup: TIFU by reuniting with an old myspace friend
The crazy tinder TIFU post reminded me of this moment I'd buried deep in my memory...so my fuck up is about 5 years old.
Backstory-in the height of the myspace trend, I was a wild 18yr old fresh out of high school and new to the world of social media (as was e... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1427382656 | 1427428954 | t3_30dnrq | t5_2to41 | 250 | DucksRUs281: TIFU by seeing my friend holding my teacher's hand
So this just happened about 30 minutes ago. I am a Junior and high school and I just left my last class. I was walking to my next class, Pre-Cal, and saw one of my friends walking down the hall with my teacher. The teacher was holding my friend's hand, whi... | 10 | 25 | |
1427384365 | 1427414877 | t3_30drfe | t5_2to41 | 55 | HopefullyTheyDont: TIFU by storing nudes of SO in Dropbox
I took a few nudes of my SO a few weeks ago. I stored them in a random folder of a school-related project from 2 years ago because obviously nobody with access to my computer would ever have a reason to go there.
Realized today that this folder is shared with t... | 7 | 7.857143 | |
1427384420 | 1427385719 | t3_30drjg | t5_2to41 | 5 | illshizzle: TIFU by going to miami and getting humped by a guy
obligatory(i think) this happened about 3 weeks ago.
5 a group of friend and I went to Miami for a weekend and got a double bed room. We had two people in each bed and two on the floor. None of us are gay, as far as i know, but we are very comfortable wit... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427384434 | 1427411809 | t3_30drkj | t5_2to41 | 64 | raccoonman2015: TIFU by thinking a raccoon was dead
So this happened this morning before school. As a little bit of a back-story, I keep chickens in my backyard for eggs and stuff, and recently having been losing a few of them to this big raccoon that lurks in my yard. Well after losing like 3 chickens over the span of... | 8 | 8 | |
1427383697 | 1427466269 | t3_30dpzd | t5_2to41 | 4 | lasercat13: TIFU by losing all my husbands trust.
This actually happened yesterday, but it might as well be today. My husband has a prescription for narcotic pain medication. I used to be severely addicted to them, to the point where I'd sneak and take several of his, running him short for the month. He's been on them ... | 4 | 1 | |
1427385026 | 1427386196 | t3_30dsst | t5_2to41 | 5 | to_de_brinks: TIFU by almost killing my mother-in-law
My husband and I live on the second floor of the my in-law's townhouse. We get along great, they treat me like their daughter, but my mother-in-law is always trolling me and it's annoying sometimes. She's always hiding behind things to pop out and scare me and laugh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427384040 | 1427408229 | t3_30dqq9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | redivulpis: TIFU by trying to reinstall Windows using the wrong flash drive
Of course this happened yesterday, but time is relative. Anyway. I've been trying to install Windows 10 Tech Preview on my spare tablet. Of course, being in IT, I have a shitton of flash drives plugged into my pc at any given time, one of which... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427385640 | 1427386942 | t3_30du78 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ROKsalt: TIFU by trying to save a choking man
This FU happened at lunch.
Our company cafeteria served a chicken and vegetable stew.
I was talking with my co-workers when I noticed a man with his hands at this throat giving the universal signal for "I'm choking!"
I ran over to him and grabbed him under his rib ca... | 3 | 1 | |
1427387400 | 1427414700 | t3_30dy29 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a bandaid as a bookmark
I did a few things leading up to this today I fucked up today. This was by far the pivotal moment.
My fiance and I have been out of razors for quite some time, dealing with cheap plastic one time use things. I always shave my legs every other day just for him, because I... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427387577 | 1427472089 | t3_30dygh | t5_2to41 | 830 | minecrafter2727: TIFU by agreeing to babysit my 20 year old friend
So this was about a year ago now and we all get good laughs out of it now.
To start I worked at a pizza place and I was always the last one out. I'm just leaving after a long day when I get a call from this random number. It was a girl my friend was ta... | 8 | 103.75 | |
1427388068 | 1427422366 | t3_30dziw | t5_2to41 | 71 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my sisters hamster murdered.
Ok so this was like 8 years ago or so, I think I was 15, my sister was 13. She had this adorable little hamster lets call her Oreo. She was black and white and adorable. She also kept our two ferrets in her room - Bandit and Kurda. Seriously I love ferrets but the... | 9 | 7.888889 | |
1427388256 | 1427394840 | t3_30dzz5 | t5_2to41 | 0 | ItsVagrance: TIFU by being a comedian
It almost happened but the circumstances were too good to not share. So I'm in my 2nd month of training at my new job for a call centre, actually highest paid job I've ever had, and we had just started our break for lunch. There's this small hangout area that has a fireplace mounte... | 3 | 0 | |
1427388056 | 1427410026 | t3_30dzhi | t5_2to41 | 443 | Dura-Throwaway: TIFU by pretending to faint in front of a hot guy.
TIFU but like most, it wasn't today, but last week. I'm using a throwaway account because I put this on facebook and it got a lot of likes so people would know it was me if friends saw it.
Anyway. I (19 year old girl) was all dressed up for a party. I ... | 9 | 49.222222 | |
1427386924 | 1427391880 | t3_30dx1c | t5_2to41 | 7 | Einsteinium_Europium: TIFU by treating my students to a glorious chorus from the Book of Mormon Musical. [NSFW]
Obligatory this happened on Monday this week but haven't had time to post till now.
So this weekend The Book of Mormon musical was in my city and after waiting many years to see this delightful piece of theat... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427389445 | 1427393736 | t3_30e2pu | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by staring at my crush
So she ended up moving out of all my lessons, and now I feel like a sex predator.
stormshitter: Perhaps you two shall meet again next year, when grade 7 starts
KPmanc: Don't even joke, man. I feel sick with humiliation.
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1427384215 | 1427411248 | t3_30dr44 | t5_2to41 | 14 | tweinstein: TIFU by drawing a comic on my physics homework
I am a junior in highschool and english is by far my worst class. Physics comes easy to me so I often mess around in class with my indian friend to pass the time. He handed out a worksheet and just like always we finish the worksheet first. So I start doodling ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1427383796 | 1427426077 | t3_30dq6d | t5_2to41 | 3 | lisike: TIFU by getting scammed in Beijing
When I think back to what I just did, I cringe. I was ridiculously stupid.
Anyway, I was a tourist from Canada, and it was my last day in Beijing, I had been there with 2 other friends (couple) for almost 3 days. It was my last day, I had to be at the train station soon to go... | 3 | 1 | |
1427390787 | 1427449345 | t3_30e5ur | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying 'I wouldn't mind being gay' to my Indian parents.
(TL;DR at the bottom, Also, I'll answer every question in comments if you have any. If I didn't yet, don't fret, I'll do so later. WOW Loads of comments :D **Keep them coming I WILL ANSWER THEM ALL**)
I'm a 16 year old Indian guy, with really ... | 12 | 10.833333 | |
1427391066 | 1427465881 | t3_30e6hw | t5_2to41 | 525 | Babyfart_McGeezacks: TIFU by telling my wife that working around sweaty dudes all day makes me horny
justinthomas25: "12 hours straight"? Or 12 hours GAAAAAAY.
ababypenguin: I'm actually laughing out loud
offlebagg1ns: Hi, Actually Laughed Out Loud, I'm /u/offlebagg1ns/
Frostiestone: this is not /r/dadjokes
BeastForm... | 7 | 75 | |
1427391839 | 1427441316 | t3_30e8ci | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trashing a mentally challenged kid in a 200m sprint
So this was actually a couple years ago, never really felt like sharing because I always felt terrible about it.
So I went to a relatively small high school in a small rural area. We were extremely white, and therefore pretty God awful at track, co... | 3 | 6 | |
1427393282 | 1427396165 | t3_30ebx4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | WhoopthereitisBot: TIFU By accidentally inappropriately touching a cheerleader
So, I was at a spurs game right? We live in Texas, and our family loves the spurs. I was taking a trip with a bunch of my buddies, we're all pretty young. When we walk into the place, I see two cheerleaders walking around, and one of them so... | 5 | 1 | |
1427393489 | 1427405191 | t3_30ecee | t5_2to41 | 5 | Hehs-N-Mehs: TIFU by accidentally dropping orange peels behind the radiator
I should have picked up the plate after I ate my orange, but nooooooo. I had to accidentally knock the plate of orange peels behind the radiator. Now I have to reach under that never-cleaned wasteland to retrieve those damn peels. I swear t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427391911 | 1427433072 | t3_30e8io | t5_2to41 | 2 | arun84: TIFU by resetting my wifes phone without backing up her contacts
Her phone had started lagging so I suggested that she should do a factory reset. It usually helps. She asked me to do it and I did....but I forgot to backup her contacts and she doesn't sync contacts with Google.
In my attempt to console her I pr... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427394517 | 1427476936 | t3_30eevq | t5_2to41 | 1,090 | MistahZig: TIFU by wiping my ass on leg day
tricks_23: My legs stop working sometimes too, and it's usually when I'm shitfaced
heroineoftime: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WhoopthereitisBot: > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
vonusername: >> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Like_20_Bears: >>>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ItsDemented: >>>>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shar... | 16 | 68.125 | |
1427418090 | 1427463041 | t3_30eeoo | t5_2to41 | 31 | Pursuit_of_Hoppiness: She was just at the doctor this week and he said she is "perfect weight". I will do my own independent research and draw my own conclusions. I don't appreciate you calling her fat, but thank you for your concern. I will take it to heart.
punkin_spice_latte: I'd go even further and say that if she... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1427392585 | 1427396017 | t3_30ea3d | t5_2to41 | 8 | Kleviso: TIFU by lending my parents my speaker
This happened last night, but I was too tired and embarrassed to write about it then.
So its about 8:30pm, I've just finished some revision and I'm a little on edge and need to relax. I boot up my computer put some chill music on which I've connected to my bluetooth wire... | 4 | 2 | |
1427395665 | 1427401956 | t3_30ehic | t5_2to41 | 9 | Personalityprototype: TIFU by overeating to get out of a Tinder date.
This happened last night, I'd been talking with a gal I'd met on tinder for a couple of days and we'd made it clear romance would be on the menu after eating dinner. I went to pick her up and, though I have nothing against overweight people, I'm not ... | 3 | 3 | |
1427395200 | 1427396872 | t3_30eghl | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "I'll quit smoking tomorrow"
No one is going to see this but I feel like bitching about my fuck up.
So I was having a really bad morning after deciding I would quit smoking the day before. I woke up with a really sore head, had about 4 hours worth of sleep and had to go to college. So I lif... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1427396419 | 1427455188 | t3_30ejbx | t5_2to41 | 407 | sportbike_boi: TIFU by pretending to be a police officer
This happened last friday (march 20).
My friend and I thought it would be cool to purchase a police siren from ebay just like the ones the detectives put on their car in the movies. We bought it monday (March 16) and it arrived on friday (March 20). MY friend an... | 6 | 67.833333 | |
1427396204 | 1427469610 | t3_30eis9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a Porsche
Like most things on here, this did not happen today (shocker). This happened about 13 years ago when I was 5 years old.
We visited my grandparents house one night for a coffee. I played around and watched TV for the time being. Until my grandfather asked me if I wanted to come... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1427394127 | 1427399022 | t3_30edza | t5_2to41 | 3 | sofresh247: TIFU by laughing at a a man with crossed eyes in his face.
This happened when I was in college but working at Lowes about 8 years ago.
I was working as a cashier at Lowe's Home Improvement. It was a regular chill day... not too busy and not too slow. Ringing up customers. Anyways, this one customer came... | 3 | 1 | |
1427397432 | 1427483579 | t3_30elsy | t5_2to41 | 381 | frgtngbrandonmarshal: TIFU by really hitting it off with a girl, then accidentally rejecting her advances in favor of watching her best friend finger herself on stage.
The_Punicorn: You had ex-gf, Girl A, and Girl B all wanting the D, and still you didn't get anything. This makes me feel better about myself.
frgtngbra... | 11 | 34.636364 | |
1427368410 | 1430122502 | t3_30d0dc | t5_2to41 | 8 | Stressed1991: TIFU by meeting George Michael
Well, it was not today, but 2-3 years back when I didn't look on reddit much. This was back when I was in Uni (college for US). I was working part time as a waiter for a gay night club in central London. I had one of those in-ear radios and I was told by my manager that Geor... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1427396908 | 1427454807 | t3_30ekji | t5_2to41 | 191 | JellyDoodle: TIFU by giving my 57 year old mom a weed brownie
This happened about 3 years ago. At the time I was 27 and my mom, 57. My mom has been suffering from chronic back pain for a very long time, so I suggested she try weed as an alternative to prescription narcotics.
I went over to her house and brought some r... | 9 | 21.222222 | |
1427397593 | 1427401304 | t3_30em6w | t5_2to41 | 78 | HaikuHighDude: TIFU by accidentally buying a stranger crack and having to let him snort it in my car
Ok, I've been fixin to write this for awhile. Noticed it's my cake day and thought maybe I could squeeze a bit more of that sweet karma out of it.
Happened about 10 years ago. I'm early in college and working as a be... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1427397761 | 1427402886 | t3_30emm2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | AcaliM: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I wanted to have a threesome with her hot sister
So we were dating for maybe 6 months when I first met her sister and we had a good time, she was nice enough, and i was happy at the prospect of being friend compatible with her sister. Fast forward a few months we are drunk and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1427398758 | 1427461364 | t3_30eozw | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by typing the wrong URL
I fucked up, Reddit. So today, I wanted to download the latest episode from a TV Show (I would use legit ways but I don't live in America). Anyway, I opened up my browser and proceeded to enter the torrent site's URL (kickass.to). Then my mother came in and I said hi. She looked ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1427390121 | 1427437155 | t3_30e4cc | t5_2to41 | 5 | mozmbkn: TIFU by sharing my notes with my classmates
I'm a college student and take my notes on Google Docs. I thought I would be a kind soul and share them with people in the class I knew. To entertain myself, I sometimes add stupid comments to the notes. For instance William Blake's poem "Little Black Boy" had the ad... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1427400070 | 1427480085 | t3_30es7c | t5_2to41 | 4 | Canadiandumbass: TIFU by costing my employers $1300+
Just a little background, I work as a IT technician for a company in Toronto,Canada. I have been working for this IT company for a few years, and we have a business client in the city that I am responsible for. I got called onsite because his main computer that proce... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427400565 | 1427410505 | t3_30etfk | t5_2to41 | 12 | Horrgs: TIFU by saying I smoke
Background: I'm 15 y/o, freshman in highschool. I go to a pretty good school, good friends and teachers.
Unlike most fuck ups, this was today.
So today in Health class, we were taking notes on CVD (Cardiovascular Disease.) My teacher Mr. Bahmen, who is a fairly good family friend, wa... | 11 | 1.090909 | |
1427400851 | 1427401104 | t3_30eu3v | t5_2to41 | 3 | BellTheMan: TIFU by drinking Red Bull at work.
It turns out that red bull poured into a clear plastic cup looks uncomfortably like beer, and a few customer complaints later I have to explain myself to corporate.
fath3rfigure: Redbull from a cup? What are you a dandy?
BellTheMan: I actually thought it would look dandy d... | 3 | 1 | |
1427400589 | 1427426955 | t3_30eti1 | t5_2to41 | 513 | yocuzisontinder: TIFU by meeting my cousin on Tinder
sexypleurisy: Smash it.
Telanstus: I think everyone has a cousin they would fuck
sexypleurisy: I used to. Then she got knocked up by two different jobless dirtbags, started smoking meth, has two children she can't afford with no fathers, and her teeth are rotted.
Te... | 8 | 64.125 | |
1427401027 | 1427403127 | t3_30eujq | t5_2to41 | 10 | wongstongs: TIFU by telling my coworker she was hot.
Went out to lunch with 4 coworkers to a taco place (taco place was really good btw). The person we were driving with likes the heat on in their car, even when it's not necessary, and it definitely wasn't necessary today.
So when we got back to our offices parkade a... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427399775 | 1427431409 | t3_30erfl | t5_2to41 | 22 | probably_dead: TIFU shaving my junk
WARNING: mildly graphic
Day off from work = take some time to manscape.
I've been doing this a while. I got myself a body trimmer, and use it for everything. It's faster, easier, cleaner, and less painful than a razor. Today that all changed.
So I'm about 80% of the way through cl... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1427323898 | 1428003179 | t3_30b3mx | t5_2to41 | 2 | ShierFuzzball91: TIFU by watch South Park Special Olympics Episode
This fuck up actually happened a few years ago when I was a kid but I just remembered it now and thought I should type it. now before I get to the story il put this into context. I was a much younger and a lot less aware cause I was watching South Park ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427402811 | 1427412496 | t3_30eyw3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | alien01: TIFU by watching the creepiest video ever!
I was curious about [this r/tipofmytongue music video] (http://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/2zttn3/tomtmusic_video_creepiest_music_video_ever_done/) and bookmarked it to see the answer.
Big mistake. I was laying down in bed when I started to watch the vid... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427403073 | 1427408766 | t3_30ezhh | t5_2to41 | 3 | TIFUinBrazil: TIFU by accidently assigning uniforms.
So this began on Tuesday but I realized my FU today. I am in Brazil spreading American imperalism. On Tuesday I received a shipment of T- shirts with our institution's name and logo. So I thought 'hey, I will hand out these shirts and it will be free advertisting whe... | 3 | 1 | |
1427403901 | 1427413781 | t3_30f1hr | t5_2to41 | 9 | dink26: TIFU by telling my dad I'm a nymphomaniac ...
So this wasn't actually today, it was about 10 years ago when I was 11.
I was an only child, so had a lot of time to myself, which I chose to spend playing on the internet and with fire. I'd just learnt a few new words and their definitions from good ole urban dicti... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1427404410 | 1427476332 | t3_30f2oc | t5_2to41 | 4 | EveSaloran: TIFU by letting some random girl use my phone
Let me preface by saying that I appear like a relatively normal, pretty, confident and put together girl. Just by looking at or talking to me as a stranger you wouldn't know that I'm a complete fucking weirdo. I keep that shit well contained save for the few clo... | 4 | 1 | |
1427405780 | 1427409777 | t3_30f5zf | t5_2to41 | 4 | alex0989: TIFU by making a horrible joke to my suicidal SO
Backstory: Bae has SH scars, I have them too. Regular issues with not filtering speech.
So it went down at lunch today. Bae put his head on my shoulder and his earrings hit his neck. I suggested he take them out but he said the holes close up too fast. My im... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427406115 | 1427406875 | t3_30f6pm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a lesbian calligrapher
(lighthearted tifu) As usual, this didn't happen today. It happened a few months ago when I (a female) was in Las Vegas with my family.
I was walking through the Forum when I saw this beautiful calligraphy logo. I don't remember what the name of the brand was but the log... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427405845 | 1427434392 | t3_30f64k | t5_2to41 | 2 | Jaytee212: TIFU by asking a woman if she was expecting a baby.
I work as a cashier at a cafe, and I always try to be genuinely friendly with the customers that come in. In the past, I have noticed people wearing guest/visitor badges from the nearby hospital, with small print in the top right corner that says "birthing ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427405544 | 1427424475 | t3_30f5ep | t5_2to41 | 5 | talktobigfudge: TIFU trying to enjoy a cigar
So it's my day off and I decided to enjoy the morning with a cup of coffee and a cigar. I'm enjoying the first few puffs on my balcony with my computer, slowly contemplating my day, when a lone bee starts to buzz around. Bees and I don't get along, and I'm in an enclosed spa... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427407242 | 1427436839 | t3_30f9ce | t5_2to41 | 12 | SpaceCatBoogie: TIFU by misinterpreting the subreddit /r/nosleep
As a new Redditor, I'm still figuring out what subreddits are fun and which are not. I'm a 20 y/o male who cannot take a good scaring movie (those movies that will make you focus on one point and suddenly a face and scream pops up on your screen) like a m... | 3 | 4 | |
1427404845 | 1427409318 | t3_30f3qh | t5_2to41 | 2 | alty1723: TIFU by trying to think of a reddit tifu
muffincow: TIFU, well not me but my mum.
TheEyeDontLie: And it wasn't today, it was ten years ago... And I exaggerated it a little... Also, I wasnt naked I was just in my pyjamas...
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1427408049 | 1427469481 | t3_30fb8t | t5_2to41 | 14 | FestivePrefect: TIFU: By accidentally insulting a sick girl
So some back story, this actually did happen today. So at school today the teacher started talking to us about a physics project and how we would have to go with partners of her choosing. Well great. I get paired up with a girl I don't even know called Layla. ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1427405278 | 1427416127 | t3_30f4rs | t5_2to41 | 10 | Justcallmegreen: TIFU: By sending something to my whole class on a facebook chat.
TIFU. I fucked up hard.
To give some background, I am an ICT student in college, the class is small and consists of all guys (around 13 of us). We made a group chat so we can talk to one another. all 13 of us.
Anyways. How I fucked up... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427407793 | 1427415926 | t3_30fant | t5_2to41 | 10 | KinMovie: TIFU by pulling the stop request.
I was on the bus today like I am every day minding my own business and browsing reddit. I become very ensconced in the browsing process during transit trips as I feel it is best to block out your surroundings on public transportation. I noticed out of the corner of my eye tha... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1427403891 | 1427442640 | t3_30f1gw | t5_2to41 | 5 | gregonzolapittsa: TIFU by trying to boil an egg in a kettle.
The other day my mate tells me you can boil an egg in a kettle by just boiling it and after 30 seconds boiling it again.
WRONG.
When the vicious pre-switch flick, boiling was happening the egg smashed up and now I gotta clean a seriously eggy kettle or fork ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427410307 | 1427411577 | t3_30fgae | t5_2to41 | 15 | xInSamityx: TIFU by Pouring a bowl of Cereal
So this happened about 30 mins ago, a little background I am an 18yr old student living at home.
so tonight I was coming home from having smoked a joint or five and was trying my best to act sober in front of my very unapprouving parents.
it starts off well, I talk norma... | 3 | 5 | |
1427408573 | 1427418760 | t3_30fcec | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU didn't get the job because of the FBI
I recently applied for a position at an addiction recovery center that shall not be named. I heard through some friends that they were under investigation by the FBI for having two sets of accounting books. At the beginning of the interview, the woman asked me "What... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1427411351 | 1427413181 | t3_30figl | t5_2to41 | 14 | nooperoni: TIFU by asking for Frosted Flakes
This just happened a minute ago, here's what happened.
So, my mom asked what I wanted from the store, and since I'm tired as hell I tried to ask for Frosted Flakes and instead asked for Frosty Charms. My mom looked at me for a second and just said "what?" and then I fumb... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1427411691 | 1427614372 | t3_30fj5b | t5_2to41 | 3,113 | SupaSteak: TIFU and got assaulted by naked children NSFW I guess? Maybe? Idunno...
I usually avoid changing in Gym locker rooms. It's not a body image thing, I just don't usually have any time constraints or motivations that would require anything other than waiting until I got home to shower and change.
Today, though... | 14 | 222.357143 | |
1427412143 | 1427415447 | t3_30fk3p | t5_2to41 | 8 | Orbitalpwn101: TIFU By accidentally cussing someone out
Hey Reddit and TIFU this is my first post so pardon me if I break any traditions of the Subreddit. So this happened to me a some years ago I was 12 and it was my birthday. I was at a friends house (let's call him Jake) having slept over there the night before and ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1427407854 | 1427414863 | t3_30fat0 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing both ear buds.
At the moment, I am temping at a law firm, helping with their filing and other clerical projects. Well, I had a large file that needed to be scanned, and since the scanner is a pain in the ass, it would take some time. I took my phone with me to listen to some jams while scanni... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1427412257 | 1427509936 | t3_30fkca | t5_2to41 | 19 | Alyuoft: TIFU by stalking my professor on LinkedIn --he knows
My health and safety professor at school is sexy, so in hopes of finding out if he was single, I googled his full name and landed upon his LinkedIn, Sound cloud and Facebook and proceeded to re-visit them multiple times through the duration of the course (4 ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1427413701 | 1427419164 | t3_30fn9y | t5_2to41 | 7 | The_Last_Fapasaurus: TIFU By Replying to a Text Too Early
This actually happened today, this morning.
 
Not my FU, but a friend's. I'll be brief, as I know you're all very busy (with Reddit-related stuff, of course). Here it is: friend is selling a Wii on Craigslist. Potential buyer texts my friend. My frien... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1427414160 | 1427548344 | t3_30fo7o | t5_2to41 | 67 | Ast3ria: TIFU by not knowing how tampons work
I'm a girl. My mom only ever got me pads and never even mentioned tampons much less how they work. Of course it being summer I wanted to swim so I went to cvs and got some for my self. Instructions? Who needs those! For those of you who don't know a tampon has two parts the... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1427413554 | 1427425187 | t3_30fn00 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Not_A_Master: TIFU by not getting high
This was yesterday but whatever.
Yesterday I was supposed to get high with a friend of mine from work. We were going to smoke up, watch movies, then get olive garden. It should have been a good day. Instead my mom called me to help out getting my nephews from school so I tried to... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1427414520 | 1427430544 | t3_30foxx | t5_2to41 | 27 | n0p3t: TIFU by Roosterteeth
This happened a year ago, i am a 19 year old white male.
I have been a big Roosterteeth fan since the start of RvB. So a year ago i bought the "people like grapes" t shirt. I loved this shirt and i wore it everywhere. Well one day i was going to the store to pick up some flowers for a date a... | 7 | 3.857143 | |
1427414757 | 1427415116 | t3_30fpg3 | t5_2to41 | 10 | mhende: TIFU by trying to fix my chapped lips
My lips have been really chapped today, just burning non stop and cracked and really really rough. While I was doing the dishes I remembered reading that you can make a sugar scrub to exfoliate your lips and thought I would try it the simple way (I.e. just rub some sugar on... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1427414643 | 1427478650 | t3_30fp7q | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU when my wife told me she was pregnant
Well... See for yourself [0:20] https://youtu.be/FFVkhcp-Rgo
abradolph: Congrats on the potato fetus!
Evilkill78: What is this "potato" you speak of?
abradolph: At the end of the video it looks like a potato in the ultrasound
Evilkill78: [Reference](http://www.red... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1427414985 | 1427416040 | t3_30fpxr | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I had parasite.
I decided I'd have a bath since id had a pretty shitty day so after dinner I headed upstairs. At this point it's probably necessary to add that I've been watching a lot of documentaries recently, and last night I watched some weird shit about parasites.
Anyways I got undres... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1427415785 | 1427417717 | t3_30frmi | t5_2to41 | 17 | indanthrene-gecko: TIFU by trusting a teacher
Okay, this is my first reddit posting ever, so please be nice! This TIFU actually happened last week, not today.
One of my teachers verbally harasses me every day. Saying, "If you were my employee, I'd fire you." Or, "You ask too many questions. Google it." when I ask ... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1427414950 | 1427526720 | t3_30fpux | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: [NSFW: Language] TIFU by whipping out my knife hand.
Three things to bring everyone to the same page.
First, if you're not familiar already, [this](http://terminallance.com/2010/08/27/terminal-lance-59-knife-hand-anger-gauge/) is the knife hand. It is ubiquitous in the military to indicate the direction... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1427416453 | 1427417460 | t3_30ft1x | t5_2to41 | 4 | Needagreatname: TIFU by spilling my drink all over myself...twice
(First post) This happened a few years ago but my husband still tells the story.
We went to the movies and had just got our drinks and popcorn, we started to walk into the cinema. Walking down the corridor and my husband passed me my drink, in my defenc... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427417428 | 1427418865 | t3_30fuzv | t5_2to41 | 4 | picksixberry: TIFU By Wearing Makeup.
Well the last couple days I have started breaking out like crazy, note that I am a male(16 years old) and well I have been investing my time in this girl, and I really didn't want to look all fugly today, so after my morning shower, the acne was very red and big, and I thought to m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1427417386 | 1427531036 | t3_30fuws | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dragonethan: TIFU by not using my own wifi for 2 years
So this story begins a year or two ago when my family (I am 16) got a new router. We had been using an old Cisco, and for some reason or another, we ended up getting a new router and new internet. Now, I didn't know this. I kept on using our old router's network, w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427416915 | 1431124126 | t3_30ftxk | t5_2to41 | 12 | etchant: TIFU by leaving my reddit account signed in on a public computer.
Quick_man: Removed for rule 1B: common fuck up
etchant: just now seeing this. =| so confused.
| 3 | 4 | |
1427384131 | 1427472892 | t3_30dqxe | t5_2to41 | 9 | mightandmagic88: TIFU by not changing my socks before work.
This actually happened yesterday into today as I work overnights 9pm - 8am.
A little setup: my routine after getting off of work is to come home, shower pretty much right away, get dressed in clean boxers and socks but will rewear my pj pants and t shirt for... | 3 | 3 | |
1427419325 | 1427441205 | t3_30fyqq | t5_2to41 | 11 | chubbasdad: TIFU By finding a wallet on the ground
So this all started last week when I went to pump gas at a local gas station. I was pumping my gas and lookin around at my surroundings and I saw this wallet laying on the ground well I thought about picking it up but decided I would pay for my gas and if it was still ... | 11 | 1 | |
1427419524 | 1427512040 | t3_30fz4f | t5_2to41 | 23 | Scruffy_Butler: TIFU by sticking my hand in acid
Was standing at work over a tub of what I thought was warm water, the steam felt nice so I dunked my hand in. Wasn't hot but nice and warm, but wait? Why's it burning?
Bonus TIFU by then flooding the floor with said acid a little later covering like an eighth of the en... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1427419737 | 1427586912 | t3_30fzkc | t5_2to41 | 7 | hajave: TIFU by leaving the back door open
Sorry Reddit, this isn't a funny story, just something I feel guilty about today and want to get off my chest.
Last night my wife (let's call her Jen) and I went out to celebrate a friend's birthday. I had a few too many, and Jen (uncharacteristically) had a few more than tha... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1427419512 | 1427428968 | t3_30fz3g | t5_2to41 | 2 | ShroomBoy69: TIFU by dating this crazy chick
I'm typing this on mobile so my bad for any mistakes spelling and grammar.
So a little background on this girl, she does have a history of depression and did cut but what she did will make your brain implode.
So a few months ago in December around the 30th she texts me s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427421035 | 1427422145 | t3_30g22o | t5_2to41 | 24 | laughinmyass: TIFU by getting a prostate exam
This happened today.
First of all you need to know that my default ringtone is the "Oompa Loompa" song from the original Willy Wonka movie. The other necessary piece of information is in the title - I had a prostate exam today.
So after all of the interview questions it i... | 4 | 6 | |
1427420289 | 1427491387 | t3_30g0mk | t5_2to41 | 419 | simmocar: TIFU by calling my wife Fuhrer.
Last night, after dinner at home, my wife outlined a number of things she needed me to do as she was quite busy with some deadlines at work. We live in a fairly dynamic house where we both share the chores and responsibilities very equally, and this has never been an issue. How... | 13 | 32.230769 | |
1427420831 | 1427530374 | t3_30g1o5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | BigRoostie: TIFU by hitting my friend in the balls
I was trying to get to my seat in class when my "friend" was standing in front of my chair not letting me sit down. I said "watch out dude" and moved him out of the way and tapped his balls. This was a friendly tap, nothing aggressive.
The teacher we have for that cla... | 4 | 1 | |
1427422138 | 1427423163 | t3_30g494 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to surprise my girlfriend with lunch
Jay_A_303: Nah man. Today she fucked up.
FoxxedOut: What if she just got a ride home after recording a porno so that she could afford lunch?
| 3 | 8 | |
1427422557 | 1427426694 | t3_30g52l | t5_2to41 | 5 | xano50: TIFU by playing tag.
This took place when I was in high school. I was in economics class during a fire drill our teacher had the idea that we should play chain tag halfway through the game I fell on my knee and continued playing through the drill. when I got home my leg felt funny and I rolled up my pants and I... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1427423977 | 1427550008 | t3_30g7u8 | t5_2to41 | 135 | Faffy-Waffle: TIFU by saying hi to a girl on Facebook.
So this girl said, "someone hmu" on a post so I said hi. That was all, "hi." Then she blocked me, screen-shotted, and made a post calling me a creep.
dopeboy1995: Screenshot? (Edit out your names)
Faffy-Waffle: http://imgur.com/nMIizWp
Thought she might have liked... | 8 | 16.875 | |
1427420439 | 1427431534 | t3_30g0xf | t5_2to41 | 34 | love-from-london: TIFU by thinking I was OK
So technically this happened yesterday, but #yolo.
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Yesterday my university hosted a blood drive, and it happened to be during my break between classes so I figured "why the hell not" and strolled upstairs to go do my good deed for the day. They were a bit busy, so by th... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1427425136 | 1427428541 | t3_30g9zj | t5_2to41 | 9 | EightBitMatt: TIFU by going to my English Class
So a bit of backstory, for the past 2 months we had been reading the famous book To Kill a Mockingbird. I'm in a 9th grade Honor's (not AP, we don't get college credits for this) English class, and we do these things called Socratic Seminars, in which we as mature adults ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1427422746 | 1427510857 | t3_30g5gu | t5_2to41 | 16 | daterapeanape: TIFU trying to get rid of my booger
So this happened last night on the way home from my GFs house..
I was driving down the highway when I felt (the ones you can feel always turn out the best) a nice boog in my nose. I reached up to get it and pulled out a chunk the size of a pomegranate seed! It was too... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1427427550 | 1427434748 | t3_30gejr | t5_2to41 | 4 | suigenic: TIFU by getting in an argument while chatting with an older man
Gosteponalegoplease: um. if even you're 17 and old enough to *consent* that is still child porn (technically). You are still technically a minor and soliciting photos of a 17 year old is still uber uber illegal.
suigenic: I checked with a local... | 4 | 1 | |
1427427638 | 1427449507 | t3_30geox | t5_2to41 | 7 | ender278: TIFU by being a bull...in a china shop....at a wedding....
This was a while ago, but figured it was worth putting up for shits and giggles. I was invited to a good friends wedding and after numerous drinks, I drunkenly kicked out the power cord to the DJ booth during the bride and grooms song where they were ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1427427484 | 1427484043 | t3_30geg3 | t5_2to41 | 36 | BombOmbWho: TIFU By Being The Only One Sober
After reading a similar TIFU, it reminded me of a somewhat similar event that occurred with me and a few buddies of mine a little over a year ago. (Caution, large bundle of text ahead)
Well, as obligatory to say, it was my best Bro's birthday,(Let’s call him Jake), so me an... | 4 | 9 | |
1427430943 | 1427433189 | t3_30gk11 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my crush laugh
This actually happened today!
Well, my crush was going on a 'field trip' (as she called it) to a brain damage rehabilitation center. She told me this via snap chat.
And now for the FU: the funny guy I am, told me to reply with, "don't eat the vegetables.."
Apparently she buste... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1427429966 | 1427433429 | t3_30gil7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Rhedogian: TIFU by being salty when I shouldn't have
As many people might know, admissions for UC Berkeley were released today. Someone I know got in and he posted it on his Facebook feed. Of course, within minutes he started getting dozens of likes.
I, however, knew a lot more about this guy than most others. He has ... | 3 | 1 | |
1427427187 | 1427505968 | t3_30gdwz | t5_2to41 | 2 | Slyismylife54321: TIFU by making a cutting joke.
Ok so before you people think I'm a horrible monster, I don't actually think people should cut but you know... sometimes humor gets dark. So pretty much at school I met a classmate. A little freshmen with chubby cheeks and a cool personality. We were both in the same pro... | 3 | 0.666667 |
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