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levibevi | Generate the content for a reddit post I have a back that's messed up for its own personal back reasons, and I never said ANYTHING about it when I was young. The years have made it worse, and I could have stopped it back when I was 12. | Nobody's ever going to say anything about it, but I'm from the future, so I know. Complain to someone - anyone - about your back. I know it'll be a hard thing to do, 'cuz we're proud motherfuckers, and we HATE asking for help. And trust me, I know. But there is something wrong, just like you suspected - and you sho... | Nobody's ever going to say anything about it, but I'm from the future, so I know. Complain to someone - anyone - about your back. I know it'll be a hard thing to do, 'cuz we're proud motherfuckers, and we HATE asking for help. And trust me, I know. But there is something wrong, just like you suspected - and you sho... | [
"Summary: It sounds like it's not just flirting, but maybe a bit behind the social curve entirely. Nothing wrong with that, but I'm positive as you get more comfortable in all sorts of wacky social situations, you'll get comfortable with flirting, too. So, get out there, warrior socialite. Got out there, and godspe... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,700 |
SpaceLord392 | Generate the content for a reddit post more struts adds rigidity, which helps. | This is generally caused by the radially mounted part rotating slightly sideways on the radial connector, then the problem being exacerbated by the thrust which is now not quite in line, making the problem quickly grow worse, causing the rocket to spin, or worse. I find that, as always, a couple struts bracing sideways... | This is generally caused by the radially mounted part rotating slightly sideways on the radial connector, then the problem being exacerbated by the thrust which is now not quite in line, making the problem quickly grow worse, causing the rocket to spin, or worse. I find that, as always, a couple struts bracing sideways... | [
"Summary: I agree with everything everyone above me has said.\n\nPost: There are three types of people: \n \n Those who follow directions. \n \n Those who follow directions if asked. \n \n Those who never follow directions. \n \n \n The first type is great, they already know what to do. \n The second type after b... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,701 |
Hackintosh_HD | Generate the content for a reddit post Lucas in Smash, Earthbound's 20th Anniversary this year with Mother 3's 10th Anniversary the next, Nintendo no longer being a stranger to fan-demand and localization, Amiibo selling out like crazy, 1-UP Studio currently unknown to be working on something; it all seems to add up. C... | INTRO
To preface this, I posted this in /r/nintendo and got quite a lot of downvotes, and someone suggested I posted this here instead. Without further ado or fanfare, here is my compilation of evidence/coincidences that Nintendo may be gearing up for a rerelease of either Mother 3 or the Trilogy.
Note that this is... | INTRO
To preface this, I posted this in /r/nintendo and got quite a lot of downvotes, and someone suggested I posted this here instead. Without further ado or fanfare, here is my compilation of evidence/coincidences that Nintendo may be gearing up for a rerelease of either Mother 3 or the Trilogy.
Note that this is... | [
"Summary: There's definitely more than Smash Bros. and Mario Kart. You should take a look.\n\nPost: Uh there's definitely Bayonetta 2, which comes with Bayonetta 1, both are amazing action games with quite mature theming. You almost feel wrong playing it on a Nintendo console, but find it awesome nonetheless. And t... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,702 |
sqwzmahmeatybts | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't fux with replicas. My prerogative. | I personally, for myself, don't do replicas of any shoe, for any reason.
My hair and nails? I'll fake those all day. Electronics and Kicks are where I draw the line, as a personal preference. I am familiar with and stand by the brands and businesses I patronize. Very loyal. That's why I don't call myself a sneakerh... | I personally, for myself, don't do replicas of any shoe, for any reason.
My hair and nails? I'll fake those all day. Electronics and Kicks are where I draw the line, as a personal preference. I am familiar with and stand by the brands and businesses I patronize. Very loyal. That's why I don't call myself a sneakerh... | [
"Summary: Dat 3rd Pic](\n\nPost: I think you have great skin, are obviously in shape, and an adorable, wide, inviting smile. The bald look works for you, perfect head shape for it. I like your deeply set eyes, and you look like you might even have a cool active sense of style. I would have never noticed your nose, ... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,703 |
tahlyn | Generate the content for a reddit post You've already made your choice, stick with it. | Children deserve parents who want them whole-heartedly and who will love them without regret. It is better to not have them and regret it than to have them and regret it. You can't compromise on having kids and you can't back out once they're born.
You have already made a case as to why children are not the rig... | Children deserve parents who want them whole-heartedly and who will love them without regret. It is better to not have them and regret it than to have them and regret it. You can't compromise on having kids and you can't back out once they're born.
You have already made a case as to why children are not the rig... | [
"Summary: If the goal is to reduce teen pregnancy and reduce obesity, then they don’t care what in theory has the highest effectiveness, but what in practice actually shows lower rates of obesity and lower rates of teen pregnancy in society. To that end, policies for abstinence and \"eat less move more,\" as p... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,704 |
JuniperGail | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck crazy psycho men, good women unite! | I know how you feel, I was 4 years in and it was the same vicious cycle till one day it hit me like a fuckin semi. You can NOT fix THAT kind of crazy. You can only control what happens to you and your life and you could spend the rest of your life wasting it on a abusive pathetic waste of life that has no intentions of... | I know how you feel, I was 4 years in and it was the same vicious cycle till one day it hit me like a fuckin semi. You can NOT fix THAT kind of crazy. You can only control what happens to you and your life and you could spend the rest of your life wasting it on a abusive pathetic waste of life that has no intentions of... | [
"Summary: fuck heights\n\nPost: I'm afraid of heights and have been trying to get over it for years. Well my younger sister turned 21 about two years ago so we decided to go out of town and celebrate. My Dad booked us all hotel rooms. When I got to the hotel, it was one of those that had outside balcony hallways. W... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,705 |
le_canuck | Generate the content for a reddit post Lovecraft was one of the first writers in horror, or western fiction in general, to make large use of the tentacle in biology. Because of this, it's fairly synonymous with his name. | China Mieville wrote a fantastic introduction for the Definitive Edition of At the Mountains of Madness that talked a little bit about Lovecraft's use of the tentacle:
> The specifics of this grotesquerie were, in the day, utterly new to the genre ... Lovecraft's pantheon and bestiary are absolutely sui generis . Th... | China Mieville wrote a fantastic introduction for the Definitive Edition of At the Mountains of Madness that talked a little bit about Lovecraft's use of the tentacle:
> The specifics of this grotesquerie were, in the day, utterly new to the genre ... Lovecraft's pantheon and bestiary are absolutely sui generis . Th... | [
"Summary: Made my friend laugh while he was talking to a woman about her sister's brain cancer.\n\nPost: Never happened to me, but happened because of me. \n I was at work, walking past a display counter to the back room when I see a friend of mine talking to an older woman. She has her back to me and he's facing ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,706 |
kyanwan | Generate the content for a reddit post Selling an app? The tax guy is coming for you. Grease up your butt. | The mildly ironic thing is ... none of the considerations in that link (real ones mind you) are remotely related to taxes.
Protip too: check your country's tax laws before engaging in any kind of business venture. And - before you go hog-wild spending your awesome profits ... heh ... yeah, MR TAX GUY is coming with... | The mildly ironic thing is ... none of the considerations in that link (real ones mind you) are remotely related to taxes.
Protip too: check your country's tax laws before engaging in any kind of business venture. And - before you go hog-wild spending your awesome profits ... heh ... yeah, MR TAX GUY is coming with... | [
"Summary: Some guy's 2011 travel memoir isn't a valid source for history.\n\nPost: Yep karma whoring @ its finest. The post: \"Jewish prisoner\". The book: \"Russian prisoner.\" If I search for this \"quote\" on google - find no real references to it anywhere ... it all comes full circle to this. \n Occam's R... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,707 |
propsie | Generate the content for a reddit post its not just that there's more money being swung 'round, it's that there's more people swinging the money 'round. | Another key difference between the US and at least Westminster systems seems to be the amount of the machinery of government that gets put up for vote. In Westminster systems (anything Britain has touched), most of the positions outside MPs (analogous to a Congressperson) like justices, county representatives, comptro... | Another key difference between the US and at least Westminster systems seems to be the amount of the machinery of government that gets put up for vote. In Westminster systems (anything Britain has touched), most of the positions outside MPs (analogous to a Congressperson) like justices, county representatives, comptro... | [
"Summary: government ⊊ state\n\nPost: A state is the collection of people, institutions and norms which constitute a country. It generally has sovereignty, laws particular to itself and a distinct population. \n The United States is itself a state, but because its provinces (which it calls states) make the whole ma... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,708 |
corporaterebel | Generate the content for a reddit post We are a bankrupt country that is attempting to environmentally bankrupt the entire world. Increasing the size of the problem with more people is a very very bad idea. Not sustainable. Don't buy into it.
I advocate that you switch from your soft major to a hard science major: y... | Yes, lots of poor people in this country already that we cannot help. And yet you propose to bring more?!?
Allowing the very people that can help their own countries to escape their responsibilities to their own country. The brain drain hurts everybody, including the USA in external poverty and unstable governments. ... | Yes, lots of poor people in this country already that we cannot help. And yet you propose to bring more?!?
Allowing the very people that can help their own countries to escape their responsibilities to their own country. The brain drain hurts everybody, including the USA in external poverty and unstable governments. ... | [
"Summary: People with means that complain about GMO's, \"chemicals\" and nuclear power. \n EDIT: vaccinations seem brutal, uncivilized and just plain backwards. We need the Star Trek version of injections.. \n Source: for you down voters..I lived in Malibu for 10+ years. It is rare that ANY of my were technically l... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,709 |
effingeenyus | Generate the content for a reddit post I am bitter cause I have no friends | Cannot be achieved. Best you can hope for is a roommate with whom the mutual hatred is mild enough that you can occasionally watch the same movie at the same time in the same room, or possibly eat a meal/drink beer outside of your domicile together. Other than that nothing can be done. If you act friendly and outgoing,... | Cannot be achieved. Best you can hope for is a roommate with whom the mutual hatred is mild enough that you can occasionally watch the same movie at the same time in the same room, or possibly eat a meal/drink beer outside of your domicile together. Other than that nothing can be done. If you act friendly and outgoing,... | [
"Summary: sometimes the most attentive parents raise the most inattentive dumbasses\n\nPost: If your parents absolutely have no shits about you, you probably had to teach yourself common sense just to survive. If your parents thought they were giving the most shits possible about you then you probably never had t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,710 |
ritosuave | Generate the content for a reddit post I didn't pay taxes to your union. I paid them to my government.
Oh, and I never said, implied, or intended to convey this:
> If you want to say a (presumably lobbied) politician represents their constituents better than an elected union leader, then that's your own opinion. | Different pool of people being represented.
'Elected officials' in the sense that I'm referring to them consist of people who have been voted into a public office by taxpayers. They are literally employed by the people to represent the people and distribute taxed monies as the people see fit. That is their job descri... | Different pool of people being represented.
'Elected officials' in the sense that I'm referring to them consist of people who have been voted into a public office by taxpayers. They are literally employed by the people to represent the people and distribute taxed monies as the people see fit. That is their job descri... | [
"Summary: The OP is absolutely right. This subreddit used to be incredible. Now, it's mediocre. 'The community' is being compromised and can't be relied on to regulate the quality of content. Therefore, the moderators need to step up if they want to maintain the same level of quality that this subreddit had when I ... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,711 |
burncycle | Generate the content for a reddit post getting head, roommate walks in on me. INFORM YOUR ROOMMATE IF YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING! | Not my worst experience, but my roommates. I was busy getting fellatio, and forgot to warn my roommate. He opens door, girls is slobbing on my knob, and he has two friends with him. He slams the door shut. I get my clothes on, so does she. I hear outside his friend going: Yooo! burncycle has some big nuts!
I lost my c... | Not my worst experience, but my roommates. I was busy getting fellatio, and forgot to warn my roommate. He opens door, girls is slobbing on my knob, and he has two friends with him. He slams the door shut. I get my clothes on, so does she. I hear outside his friend going: Yooo! burncycle has some big nuts!
I lost my c... | [
"Summary: Don't be an art major\n\nPost: I'd say \"Hear ye, hear ye..\" but then I realized that there are a bunch of degrees that aren't of any use(in my opinion). Not to pick on those that studied art, but art majors. What are you gonna do after the 4 years of debt? Study more art? It just doesn't compute. I'm st... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,712 |
vulgarwanderer | Generate the content for a reddit post high interest rate with a private, for profit school and bad financial luck. | I've thought about that for a long time on the weight side of things. I always thought it hindered me in the job market.
Honestly the debt. I went to Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara. i borrowed 87k and pretty much didn't know what i was doing in the way of loans. i ended up not graduating because... | I've thought about that for a long time on the weight side of things. I always thought it hindered me in the job market.
Honestly the debt. I went to Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara. i borrowed 87k and pretty much didn't know what i was doing in the way of loans. i ended up not graduating because... | [
"Summary: life is good, thanks ponies\n\nPost: Honestly, i'm in a better place than i have been emotionally for a long time, im 31, my financials are still in the crapper and i do live with family, but I've been somewhat of a gypsy moving around for the past 11 years. I've recently lost 20 lbs, still dropping. I'... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,713 |
sneakygingertroll | Generate the content for a reddit post Im just so tired of being a household where i dread my parent coming home, and my siblings are self-centered assholes. I just want 1 person i feel like i can let my guard down around. 1 fucking person who doesn't just shit all over me and tear me down, and then tell me its for my ... | I'm 17, have a brother and a sister (also 17) and live at home with my mom full time.
here's another thread from a post i wrote a while ago about kind of the same thing:
Written in a self post two months ago:
>lately my mood has just been sliding off into the deep end. Im anxious, unorganized, unable to form compli... | I'm 17, have a brother and a sister (also 17) and live at home with my mom full time.
here's another thread from a post i wrote a while ago about kind of the same thing:
Written in a self post two months ago:
>lately my mood has just been sliding off into the deep end. Im anxious, unorganized, unable to form compli... | [
"Summary: do you really think we learned nothing from both world wars? After World War Two left behind a sentiment of \"Never Again\" that continue to this day.\n\nPost: You had me right up until >instead they have some kid dressed as a soldier standing before the voicelessly conforming masses. He looked a bitlike ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,714 |
asphere37 | Generate the content for a reddit post I was unable to get a clan raid together, then I was unable to solo CE. Rather than let that get me down, I took my raid experience to LFG and helped a ton of people earn their Cryptographic shader! Be a Sherpa! It's good for your soul!
Edit: Thanks for the overwhelming support!... | 3 32s here, have all but one exotic (looking at you, 4th Horseman). So I was trying to organize a raid with my clan last night around 9 PM. It fell through, and after a bit of PvP/bounty I was bored. I thought about going to bed, but instead I tried soloing Crota's End with my Warlock. After about another hour (11 PM) ... | 3 32s here, have all but one exotic (looking at you, 4th Horseman). So I was trying to organize a raid with my clan last night around 9 PM. It fell through, and after a bit of PvP/bounty I was bored. I thought about going to bed, but instead I tried soloing Crota's End with my Warlock. After about another hour (11 PM) ... | [
"Summary: Crota's End is painful to run, the Vault was probably the most fun I've ever had playing an MMO. Bungie really needs to look at what went right with the vault, and for their next raid lay off the \"raising reds to yellows\" and instead invest in some more clever mechanics. It just felt lazy.\n\nPost: My c... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,715 |
yourdadsbff | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're going to do so at all, please insult "America" instead of "Americans," unless the situation rationally and plainly calls for use of the latter term. | FWIW, I think there's a difference between criticizing a country and criticizing its inhabitants. So, for instance, a foreigner saying that "America needs to get the hell out of Afghanistan already," alright, I get that you're talking about our military presence there, an many of us citizens agree with you.
On the ot... | FWIW, I think there's a difference between criticizing a country and criticizing its inhabitants. So, for instance, a foreigner saying that "America needs to get the hell out of Afghanistan already," alright, I get that you're talking about our military presence there, an many of us citizens agree with you.
On the ot... | [
"Summary: upvoted for honesty, because you just never know.\n\nPost: I slept through a final exam once. Frantically called his department's secretary and explained my situation; she said my professor was in his office now, if I wanted to come by and try to speak with him. \n I went, expecting to be chastised out of... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,716 |
Pleecu | Generate the content for a reddit post I lived and experienced the hood rat life and saw my family grow into normal everyday responsible people and I am especially proud of those in my family that joined law enforcement to protect our citizens as well and as fairly as they should be. | Well dude I was one of those hood rats, I'm a Puerto Rican Mexican Mix and I still to this day live in the old hood. I've seen these people come and go in my community, even in my own family. We were lucky and had good role models here and there in our lives but it was our focus on our family that gave us hope combined... | Well dude I was one of those hood rats, I'm a Puerto Rican Mexican Mix and I still to this day live in the old hood. I've seen these people come and go in my community, even in my own family. We were lucky and had good role models here and there in our lives but it was our focus on our family that gave us hope combined... | [
"Summary: My friend thought i was being perverted and getting off on being trans to fulfill my carnal desires and with a little friendship, a nights retrospect, and alot of love he understood and respected me. \n edit: please if there's some weird wording or nonsense, please excuse me i'm taking strong pain pills f... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,717 |
TheRealRey | Generate the content for a reddit post He didn't care enough to call so I don't care enough to answer. Either because of that or cancer, he will never meet my children. | Yes, my biological father. After 20 years I got tired of broken promises and disappointment. We had a couple years of sparse communication, maybe 2-3 calls each year on my birthday, Christmas, maybe Thanksgiving. Then my brother would ask me if I saw our dad while he was in town (my brother and I live in the same city,... | Yes, my biological father. After 20 years I got tired of broken promises and disappointment. We had a couple years of sparse communication, maybe 2-3 calls each year on my birthday, Christmas, maybe Thanksgiving. Then my brother would ask me if I saw our dad while he was in town (my brother and I live in the same city,... | [
"Summary: Jack of all trades with opinions.\n\nPost: I'm not a law expert, but I think they'd be well within their right to do so. I'm not an economics expert, but I feel it would be a pretty terrible business practice depending on the location. Also not a political expert, but it could be a pretty effective stunt ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,718 |
g1zz1e | Generate the content for a reddit post Narrowly escaped pedo only to go out with a whiny manchild later. >< | I've had my share of awkward dates, but two are particularly cringe-worthy.
Right after I graduated high school (I was just about to turn seventeen) I met this cool guy online. Let's call him Tom. We talked for almost six months, sent pictures, talked almost every night, etc. Finally we decided to go on a double date... | I've had my share of awkward dates, but two are particularly cringe-worthy.
Right after I graduated high school (I was just about to turn seventeen) I met this cool guy online. Let's call him Tom. We talked for almost six months, sent pictures, talked almost every night, etc. Finally we decided to go on a double date... | [
"Summary: The \"friendzone\" is not a real thing. It's just an excuse for whiny dudes (and whiny people in general, but it seems to be mostly dudes) to throw themselves a pity party when they don't get what they want.\n\nPost: You don't owe them anything at all, not friendship and certainly not a relationship, so i... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,719 |
Wozzle90 | Generate the content for a reddit post Japan is amazingly successful at transforming their country. | they became hellbent on performing as well as us at our own games.
Wouldn't be the first time. The Meiji period of Japan is basically Japan learning all the techniques and tools of the West (US included) and applying it to Japan. Boy, were they successful. In a generation they went from an agrarian, medieval society ... | they became hellbent on performing as well as us at our own games.
Wouldn't be the first time. The Meiji period of Japan is basically Japan learning all the techniques and tools of the West (US included) and applying it to Japan. Boy, were they successful. In a generation they went from an agrarian, medieval society ... | [
"Summary: It seems to me that a lot of Americans have an irrational fear of national healthcare. I mean, most of the world has that kind of system and is successful, why would America be different?\n\nPost: Well, there isn't. I suppose it's true that there can be long wait times for things like MRI's, but if someon... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,720 |
GlowInTheDarkDonkey | Generate the content for a reddit post of that link is I'm not about to starve or anything, and I am actually quite privileged if I'm being fair about what 'poor' can really mean for some people. I'm doing better than ok, really... but that doesn't mean I'm not still hungry and living as lean as possible and hating it... | Following on from my last post :
Just for the fuck of it... stick your head under your covers for awhile. And then longer. And still some more. It's getting hot, stuffy, and although you can still breathe you are extremely uncomfortable. Keep going. Keep going until you can't bare it any longer. Now, how badly ... | Following on from my last post :
Just for the fuck of it... stick your head under your covers for awhile. And then longer. And still some more. It's getting hot, stuffy, and although you can still breathe you are extremely uncomfortable. Keep going. Keep going until you can't bare it any longer. Now, how badly ... | [
"Summary: read the book and see if you still think Steve had a 95% or 55% or x% anything. If it wasn't what got him in the end, it would have been something else somewhere else in his body.\n\nPost: If you read his biography, unless I'm making things up in my head, then I think you'll find a convincing argument th... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,721 |
zach2093 | Generate the content for a reddit post You're life experiences aren't universal. | Fast food might not be the cheapest thing out there but it is a pretty good trade off when you can get food almost immediately for $3, which is why it is extremely popular. It is instant gratification.
Also this is something I've noticed a lot on here but this post especially. Just because it was easy for you to make... | Fast food might not be the cheapest thing out there but it is a pretty good trade off when you can get food almost immediately for $3, which is why it is extremely popular. It is instant gratification.
Also this is something I've noticed a lot on here but this post especially. Just because it was easy for you to make... | [
"Summary: Just say nigger.\n\nPost: Just throwing this out there can we stop calling it \"The N-word\" it is a word, it only has the power we give it. It is a very terrible thing but stigmatizing it only makes it worse. \n To answer your question I dont have any younger relatives but the funniest thing was when my ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,722 |
dswartze | Generate the content for a reddit post WRONG! | Yep since we the readers are in their heads they can't withhold any info from us
promise me Ned
Huh? Where did that come from? I was sitting here typing and all of a sudden that phrase just showed up
promise me Ned
Bah, there it is again. What's going on? Promise what? Anyway back to what you were saying i... | Yep since we the readers are in their heads they can't withhold any info from us
promise me Ned
Huh? Where did that come from? I was sitting here typing and all of a sudden that phrase just showed up
promise me Ned
Bah, there it is again. What's going on? Promise what? Anyway back to what you were saying i... | [
"Summary: By the end of the season, you'll forget that these episodes have been kinda boring.\n\nPost: I've found these first two episodes to be fairly weak and boring (compared to other episodes of the show). \n However, knowing the books I can say the first half of ASOS moves fairly slowly and not a lot of things... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,723 |
dennisthetiger | Generate the content for a reddit post On that day, I learned that, in Pennsylvania, Amish sherpas from Lancaster carry trucks on their backs to job sites in major cities. It's quite surreal.
EDIT: One point of note I forgot to mention is that, when a customer was fired, they were sent a thirty day notice - and the ... | This is one from my short time at $isp - this one was a smaller outfit, and was, from what I know, fairly well known for allowing their users to run services on their DSL circuits.
Being that we were a pretty small group (maybe a few dozen of us for the standard level of support), we would get to talking when we got ... | This is one from my short time at $isp - this one was a smaller outfit, and was, from what I know, fairly well known for allowing their users to run services on their DSL circuits.
Being that we were a pretty small group (maybe a few dozen of us for the standard level of support), we would get to talking when we got ... | [
"Summary: D\n\nPost: I had to look up what a biscuit jack was. TIL. (I never knew that this is what they were called, but I know what beans are.) \n In any case, this makes me rethink what we were taught. Always pull that shite out - exterminators will add to the expense. \n Oh. And +1 - the story deserves it, ... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,724 |
NoddicalNarb | Generate the content for a reddit post Called the cops on a crazy ex girlfriend and I went to jail. | This happened to me
My Story,
I was DATING a girl for 3 months. We went out one night, she started an argument in the car with me. I admit I did tell her to "Shut the fuck up!" and about 5 seconds later, she punches me in the face while I am driving. She was drunk, I was sober btw.
At this point, I planned on goi... | This happened to me
My Story,
I was DATING a girl for 3 months. We went out one night, she started an argument in the car with me. I admit I did tell her to "Shut the fuck up!" and about 5 seconds later, she punches me in the face while I am driving. She was drunk, I was sober btw.
At this point, I planned on goi... | [
"Summary: Called the cops on a crazy ex girlfriend and I went to jail.\n\nPost: This happened to me I didn't have video. I went to jail. \n My Story, \n I was DATING a girl for 3 months. We went out one night, she started an argument in the car with me. I admit I did tell her to \"Shut the fuck up!\" and about 5 s... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,725 |
pasqualy | Generate the content for a reddit post Most items can be really powerful with the right build and enough stacks. | In general, headstompers are pretty meh. Same with fireshield. However, in the right circumstances, they become pretty damn good.
Here's the setup: go for command on, say, Acrid. Get fireshields, headstompers, and as many jump-boosting items (i.e. jetpacks, hopoo feathers) and survivability (i.e. tough times, repulsi... | In general, headstompers are pretty meh. Same with fireshield. However, in the right circumstances, they become pretty damn good.
Here's the setup: go for command on, say, Acrid. Get fireshields, headstompers, and as many jump-boosting items (i.e. jetpacks, hopoo feathers) and survivability (i.e. tough times, repulsi... | [
"Summary: Learn to learn and work your ass off before failing costs thousands of dollars.\n\nPost: Be thankful you hit \"The Wall\" in high school. If you hit that point where you actually need to study etc to get decent marks when you're in university/college/post-secondary, you get fucked. In high school teachers... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,726 |
forlasanto | Generate the content for a reddit post this by saying, use some variant of Robert's Rules of Order. You don't have to be formal, but you do need a system in place. | My experience is that there needs to be someone in charge who has the final say in any situation. You don't have that. That's your biggest problem, and the one you need to fix first. So, you don't want to or can't be a bully and take power. Hold an election. Since we're talking about electing a head admin, only the ad... | My experience is that there needs to be someone in charge who has the final say in any situation. You don't have that. That's your biggest problem, and the one you need to fix first. So, you don't want to or can't be a bully and take power. Hold an election. Since we're talking about electing a head admin, only the ad... | [
"Summary: It depends on your antenna far more than the radio. The stock rubber duck is not great. But for a $50 radio, who's complaining?\n\nPost: Rubber Duck antenna? Realistically, max range is 5-10 miles.\nA mag-mount will get you to around 20. \nA copper j-pole may get you to around 30. I can check into the loc... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,727 |
Slothie93 | Generate the content for a reddit post Just been diagnosed with IBS, don't know if I should cut Lactose from my diet as well as Gluten. | After years of tests and not getting anywhere, I decided enough was enough and asked for every test related to food issues that I could think of. I assumed it was Coeliacs, but all my tests came back negative, so my GP decided the problem is IBS. Due to the severity of my symptoms I have been put on medication, but tol... | After years of tests and not getting anywhere, I decided enough was enough and asked for every test related to food issues that I could think of. I assumed it was Coeliacs, but all my tests came back negative, so my GP decided the problem is IBS. Due to the severity of my symptoms I have been put on medication, but tol... | [
"Summary: Biological grandfather abused my mother. Mother's cousin tried to rape her, then married her sister and raped her daughter.\n\nPost: I always knew there was some bad shit in my family, but I never imagined it could be as bad as what it was. I never met my biological grandfather (on my mother's side) and s... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,728 |
XavierMendel | Generate the content for a reddit post My gameboy broke and I fucked your mother. | Before my Xbox broke (RRoD) back in 2009, Halo 3 was a lot like this. Weapons and player models are pure white. The map looked like it was lowered in contrast, with tons of weird lines and effects everywhere, making it unplayable. I took tons of pictures ingame so people would believe I saw such a thing, but before I c... | Before my Xbox broke (RRoD) back in 2009, Halo 3 was a lot like this. Weapons and player models are pure white. The map looked like it was lowered in contrast, with tons of weird lines and effects everywhere, making it unplayable. I took tons of pictures ingame so people would believe I saw such a thing, but before I c... | [
"Summary: I held the door open for a woman and she hit me with a fish.\n\nPost: I once held the door for a woman at a restaurant. I was expecting \"thanks\". It's just something I always do and that's what I usually get. \n On that particular occasion her boyfriend came running up to me and started cussing me out f... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,729 |
pmartin1 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you have been a long time customer they may waive the fee for certain circumstances because they want you to return in the future. | How long have you been a customer? When I was with T-Mobile we had to cancel our service when my wife lost her job. There just wasn't enough money to pay the bill every month. We had just renewed our 2-year agreement for the 3rd time (customer for 6 years consecutively). Since we had been long-time customers they were ... | How long have you been a customer? When I was with T-Mobile we had to cancel our service when my wife lost her job. There just wasn't enough money to pay the bill every month. We had just renewed our 2-year agreement for the 3rd time (customer for 6 years consecutively). Since we had been long-time customers they were ... | [
"Summary: Some people aren't lazy about working or stupid with money. Most people are just met with an extremely unlucky chain of events that keeps them from getting on track.\n\nPost: I wasn't very clear about my circumstances. Basically, admittedly, started things off wrong by getting my gf (wife) pregnant while ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,730 |
bigredmnky | Generate the content for a reddit post OP is a fag | more than a little furious" "This paragraph in particular infuriated me." "stop trying to be a gamer hipster" "I was speechless".
All I'm saying is that you need to chill the fuck out. And there has never been any real societal struggle for gamer acceptance. To say that gaming acceptance is indicative that we as a so... | more than a little furious" "This paragraph in particular infuriated me." "stop trying to be a gamer hipster" "I was speechless".
All I'm saying is that you need to chill the fuck out. And there has never been any real societal struggle for gamer acceptance. To say that gaming acceptance is indicative that we as a so... | [
"Summary: don't run on a full stomach. And don't be fast, be unstoppable\n\nPost: Oh wow, I found problem 1! Don't do it right after eating. I ran week 6 last week and if I even make direct eye contact with food before I head out, you better believe I heave. \n On a side note, I'm pretty sure almost everybody who h... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,731 |
jamin_brook | Generate the content for a reddit post If it's a surprise attack of them hunting you, I think your fucked (ala couger), but if you are prepared you have a much much better chance. | I think this depends entirely on the nature of the 1-1 confrontation.
If you are out in the jungle (or whatever the natural habitat of the raptor is), they will have the upper hand: camoflauge, familiarity, but most importantly they can stalk you and win with the element of surprise. '
I think a good example is t... | I think this depends entirely on the nature of the 1-1 confrontation.
If you are out in the jungle (or whatever the natural habitat of the raptor is), they will have the upper hand: camoflauge, familiarity, but most importantly they can stalk you and win with the element of surprise. '
I think a good example is t... | [
"Summary: The only way your explanation makes sense is if you ignore what she actually says.\n\nPost: Except that those lines don't come directly after each other. \n Contradictory lines definitely do. \n > She talks about what the media/music industry portrays as \"cool\" (gold teeth, grey goose, etc), and says \"... | 78 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,732 |
ApatheticAbsurdist | Generate the content for a reddit post You're asking a lot, and you're going to need to read a lot and practice a lot to get useful results, and for this kind of work, you're going to need some equipment. | You need to understand that filters do not change colors, the reduce the amount of light and they can do so selectively (the can reduce the light in this color but not that color), but they cannot add color that isn't there. The effect that you're thinking of, may be an IR effect, but to get the most out of you usually... | You need to understand that filters do not change colors, the reduce the amount of light and they can do so selectively (the can reduce the light in this color but not that color), but they cannot add color that isn't there. The effect that you're thinking of, may be an IR effect, but to get the most out of you usually... | [
"Summary: If you use live view or video a lot, it might be worth holding off for the 70D that was just announced, if not... my recommendation would either be to either get a great deal on the 60D and use the extra money to buy some nicer lenses, or if you have a really good collection of full-frame lenses, look at ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,733 |
nickdngr | Generate the content for a reddit post Ordered pizza at 11a, it arrives at 9.3p by a pushy delivery driver. I reject pizza, we argue, I call store and complain, reiterating that I will not order from them again. Today my pizza comes in white and green boxes and not brown and red ones. | Damn, I almost forgot that I had a similar experience with a well-known pizza chain. I'd been sick and had only eaten soup for about four days, so I ordered a pizza at 11a as soon as this place opened. I ordered online b/c I'm a redditor and eschew unnecessary contact with people, like using the phone. So my order is s... | Damn, I almost forgot that I had a similar experience with a well-known pizza chain. I'd been sick and had only eaten soup for about four days, so I ordered a pizza at 11a as soon as this place opened. I ordered online b/c I'm a redditor and eschew unnecessary contact with people, like using the phone. So my order is s... | [
"Summary: I could go on, but I needed to vent b/c political discussions in my family are absolutely banned due to the vehemence with which we argue. \n edit: semi-appropriate paragraph breaks so it's not a wall of text.\n\nPost: My parents are highly educated Americans who get their news exclusively from Fox. Every... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,734 |
CSDragon | Generate the content for a reddit post I stink and can't get a job, also how do I do github. | I'm sorry that this come off as a rant. I need help, but I also need to blow off steam and frustration.
This story starts with my GPA. I kinda stank at school. My GPA was a 2.37. I tried my best, but was on academic probation, skirting the line between being released from it and being released from the program for ha... | I'm sorry that this come off as a rant. I need help, but I also need to blow off steam and frustration.
This story starts with my GPA. I kinda stank at school. My GPA was a 2.37. I tried my best, but was on academic probation, skirting the line between being released from it and being released from the program for ha... | [
"Summary: What they do with the pros and staples center is 100% irrelevant.\n\nPost: Nor does it contribute to them\nOr any way effect them. \n In fact, what you just said is akin to saying \"Blizzard is too busy working on Starcraft 2 for Riot to fix this bug\" \n Because e-sports and the client are two completely... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,735 |
Quetzie | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm not saying American culture isn't diverse, it is probably very diverse for a single country, but in Europe there are more both people and barriers of all kinds, and reinforced by history this creates very different cultures that are not as easy to discern if you have little kn... | Do you have a source on the 170 languages? That's something I haven't heard of untill now, and I'm curious as to what kind of languages these are.
I might've misread your second part, or did you mean it sarcastic? I can't tell for sure, so could you maybe clarify what you meant?
I absolutely agree there is a lot of... | Do you have a source on the 170 languages? That's something I haven't heard of untill now, and I'm curious as to what kind of languages these are.
I might've misread your second part, or did you mean it sarcastic? I can't tell for sure, so could you maybe clarify what you meant?
I absolutely agree there is a lot of... | [
"Summary: Legally, torturing a person who wronged you is worse than torturing an animal. But it is understandable and sometimes even relatable to a certain degree. To me, torturing animals for amusement is just petty, pure 'evil'. I have a lot trouble comprehending it in any way, so it really scares me to see peopl... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,736 |
sed_base | Generate the content for a reddit post Be kind, a gentle no is better than a silly prank. | Look, I know people enjoy being wise-asses about such things but as a student I've known people who've been on the other end of that phone call and letting them politely know you're not interested and not to call again really means a lot.
Whether you believe it or not the people calling you are also students from tha... | Look, I know people enjoy being wise-asses about such things but as a student I've known people who've been on the other end of that phone call and letting them politely know you're not interested and not to call again really means a lot.
Whether you believe it or not the people calling you are also students from tha... | [
"Summary: Republicans: Not racists but popular among racists (The Simpsons)\n\nPost: I know I'm going to be hated to say this here but I really don't think most of the vitriol Obama faces is because of his race. I'm not old enough to witness the treatment of Bill Clinton or Carter during his presidency but from wha... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,737 |
xxTheGoDxx | Generate the content for a reddit post I would rather give a new girlfriend the I know for six month a higher end smartphone as a birthday gift than a 7k ring after ten years as a engagement ring. | I am in no way someone that's responsible with his money, but unless I would be a multimillionaire there is no chance I would ever spend more than 500 dollar on a engagement ring!
It is not that I am cheap, it is just that I see not that much value in it compared to other luxury items. Think about it, you could finan... | I am in no way someone that's responsible with his money, but unless I would be a multimillionaire there is no chance I would ever spend more than 500 dollar on a engagement ring!
It is not that I am cheap, it is just that I see not that much value in it compared to other luxury items. Think about it, you could finan... | [
"Summary: Having a slut walk to celebrate ones freedom of expression is fantastic, taking a picture of said slut walk and printing it on a shirt is evil!?\n\nPost: He wasn't sexualizing himself in the shirt, he was sexualizing women, which feminists found offensive. \n That is your definivition of expressing your s... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,738 |
toleressea | Generate the content for a reddit post Could barely find a match all weekend. Deleted DLC and immediately found matches very easily. | My brother and I played probably 10+ hours this last weekend (Friday through Sunday), all right around prime time for the west coast. We were amazed at how hard it was to find games, even three nights in a row.
We tried every playlist, eventually finding that campaign actually had the fastest match, which as you all k... | My brother and I played probably 10+ hours this last weekend (Friday through Sunday), all right around prime time for the west coast. We were amazed at how hard it was to find games, even three nights in a row.
We tried every playlist, eventually finding that campaign actually had the fastest match, which as you all k... | [
"Summary: A Kill to Death ratio by itself is a poor metric for skill, unless the skill of your opponents is also taken into consideration.\n\nPost: A Brief Exploration of K/D Ratios and their Relationship to Matchmaking: \n Premise: \n A player's Kill to Death ratio must be understood in the context of a game's mat... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,739 |
magic_is_might | Generate the content for a reddit post Middle aged woman is a total dick for having to wait 5 minutes for change. | I work in an office supply store chain in the copy and print department. Man, do I have some printing stories to tell. Maybe for another day.
Today was a doozy of a day. Horrible day. Understaffed and extremely busy. Most customers were needy, rude, and impatient. Half of our registers are down with no eta on when th... | I work in an office supply store chain in the copy and print department. Man, do I have some printing stories to tell. Maybe for another day.
Today was a doozy of a day. Horrible day. Understaffed and extremely busy. Most customers were needy, rude, and impatient. Half of our registers are down with no eta on when th... | [
"Summary: leave, the stress aint worth the shitty pay\n\nPost: Not worth it. Former CPC for over 2 years here. I quit because I couldn't leave work at work. The stress of the job followed me home. Cause I knew that all the difficult orders would be left for me or my CPC associates and supervisors would take more or... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,740 |
sporkafunk | Generate the content for a reddit post Boobs are things other people (have to) care about.
Edit: oh I'm sorry did I piss in the big tits jerk? My bad. I forgot that since I have small tits I don't get to have a voice about them. Either that or this is overflow from ABTF. Cheers ladies, one more female sub to un follo... | Lots of /r/bigboobproblmes in here.
Check it. I can see my sternum and count all of my ribs. I'm an A cup, or whatever, not that I care about bras, because they literally do nothing for me. My nipples are sensitive so I wear a bra. Basically boobs are soft lumps with hard cherries on top.
More and more clothes are ... | Lots of /r/bigboobproblmes in here.
Check it. I can see my sternum and count all of my ribs. I'm an A cup, or whatever, not that I care about bras, because they literally do nothing for me. My nipples are sensitive so I wear a bra. Basically boobs are soft lumps with hard cherries on top.
More and more clothes are ... | [
"Summary: Cravings Are Healthy. \n Edit: Except that last one ;]\n\nPost: Something I never see anyone talk about in terms of healthy eating: Cravings, listen to them. \n Now the problem is mostly because a lot of us did not grow up eating healthy. But I did (mostly). My mother was a hippie, no joke, flower power, ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,741 |
ripshit_on_ham | Generate the content for a reddit post Modern online gamers are dicks. And who wants to play with them? Just because I don't want to join your party and play with you all afternoon doesn't mean I don't like what an MMORPG offers. :) | I can answer this for you.
At the beginning of MMORPGs, the point was absolutely playing with people. It was wandering around in an open world, encountering another adventurer, and stopping to interact with them. Oh, hey! You are also killing rabid rat people? So am I! Let's take them down together - as a team!
The... | I can answer this for you.
At the beginning of MMORPGs, the point was absolutely playing with people. It was wandering around in an open world, encountering another adventurer, and stopping to interact with them. Oh, hey! You are also killing rabid rat people? So am I! Let's take them down together - as a team!
The... | [
"Summary: Bums are tricky. They'll pull at your heartstrings to get inflated amounts by saying their car is broken down or that they are out of gas.\n\nPost: In Seattle we get this one a lot...I think a lot of people fall for it because the con isn't asking for much. But really it's just bums who found out how to g... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,742 |
Soylent_Hero | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm 25, my disabled father is at his income/benefit limit, and is 57 years old. Is there any government/private/social assistance available for me as a caretaker? I can't afford us both. We live in the US.
Now I am off to work, thanks in advance if anyone comes up with anything. | I am 25, I have my own car, and life, and I have decent job, and I make enough money to pay for my own expenses, and would otherwise be able to take my girlfriend out, and save up to move out on my own.
My father is receiving Social Security benefits, and the other stipends he is entitled to. He is not a mooch, he wo... | I am 25, I have my own car, and life, and I have decent job, and I make enough money to pay for my own expenses, and would otherwise be able to take my girlfriend out, and save up to move out on my own.
My father is receiving Social Security benefits, and the other stipends he is entitled to. He is not a mooch, he wo... | [
"Summary: There is a whole subset of people that would prefer someone's real face over their fantasy face. Maybe that's not their business, but it's life. \n Update: [I'm getting downvoted for thinking women look better without garbage caked on their faces. ](\n\nPost: I'm not whiteknighting: \n Opinion:\n>I just l... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,743 |
staffs | Generate the content for a reddit post brb, off sell my surfboard and golf clubs and buy some lottery tickets. | I am missing one year two year one exotics that I could have received on XB1; the Necrochasm (ain't nobody got time fo that) and the Dreg's promise. With the special weapons engram this week I figured I might as well fill that gap and picked up a few engrams when I swung by to get my hunter the Skyburners Annex.
I go... | I am missing one year two year one exotics that I could have received on XB1; the Necrochasm (ain't nobody got time fo that) and the Dreg's promise. With the special weapons engram this week I figured I might as well fill that gap and picked up a few engrams when I swung by to get my hunter the Skyburners Annex.
I go... | [
"Summary: I high fived a random coked up business man during a storm in the middle of nowhere at 4AM\n\nPost: I went to a hardcore punk show in a warehouse across town. It's a local DIY venue so the show raged until the early hours of the morning. When it finished up I caught my breath, chatted to a few people, bou... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,744 |
Uphoria | Generate the content for a reddit post I want the community to know that we gave McC many more chances than probably warranted, but because it was behind the scenes this seems sudden to you all, especially his friends.
Our decision keeps in line with the same rules we laid down over a year ago, and no one has voiced ... | Hello,
I see that this thread is turning into a kangaroo court that has a lot of bold statements being tossed around about moderation.
The decisions here are always talked about between the mods, even after the fact in case something happens when only one of us are around.
I can tell a lot of people like McC, and... | Hello,
I see that this thread is turning into a kangaroo court that has a lot of bold statements being tossed around about moderation.
The decisions here are always talked about between the mods, even after the fact in case something happens when only one of us are around.
I can tell a lot of people like McC, and... | [
"Summary: the pipes do belong to verizon and they need to be kept up somehow. Everyone pays peering fees because the internet is designed on a 50:50 - Sender:Receiver pays for the bandwidth. This split is made up for with Peering fees when the Sender and Receiver are on two different networks. When the traffic betw... | 69 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,745 |
gagaoolala | Generate the content for a reddit post I think this is a flawed analysis that is double counting a number of budget line items. The "fair" figure in my opinion is about 18%; the figure using his methodology but subtracting out his double counting is 25% | I'm pretty sure that he's double counting some numbers here. $688bn was the entire Defense + OCO (the war funding) allocation for 2012. (As far as I can tell, the $717bn that he's getting is all "Defense" spending, which includes Defense things for all departments, including the contingency operations funds).
With ... | I'm pretty sure that he's double counting some numbers here. $688bn was the entire Defense + OCO (the war funding) allocation for 2012. (As far as I can tell, the $717bn that he's getting is all "Defense" spending, which includes Defense things for all departments, including the contingency operations funds).
With ... | [
"Summary: yeah, there might be a system for dealing with cabbies, but you have to go through NYPD and basically you're already fucked at that point\n\nPost: I see that a lot of people have faith in the system. I take it that many redditors read laws and don't have real world experience in this. \n Here's what happ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,746 |
zaikanekochan | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck Illinois.
Source: Lived in IL for 29 years. | Can confirm. I grew up in a small town in IL (2000 people). Our state is broke, and extremely inefficient. We are in constant political gridlock due to Chicagoland being Blue and the rest of the state being Red. We can't have fireworks. Our gun laws are bullshit. Everything is money grab, and businesses are fleei... | Can confirm. I grew up in a small town in IL (2000 people). Our state is broke, and extremely inefficient. We are in constant political gridlock due to Chicagoland being Blue and the rest of the state being Red. We can't have fireworks. Our gun laws are bullshit. Everything is money grab, and businesses are fleei... | [
"Summary: lots of rule-breaking posts = lots of deleted submissions = very angry modmails.\n\nPost: The comment I replied to asked about a filtering submissions, just to give my reply some context if you didn't have any previously. \n It isn't really a problem, per se, but whenever a big political story breaks (esp... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,747 |
PT2JSQGHVaHWd24aCdCF | Generate the content for a reddit post commits have to be distributed through patches, and reverted to fix bugs. With big commits, you can't do that. | Let's say that you want to find a bug in a previous commit (which happens all the time when you work in a company). Then you see:
commit abdfefdeb782734872 2014-03-12:
Dear journal, today I got cookies and fixed some bugs. Then I played some games on the PlayStation and got soda. I finally decided to add a feature ... | Let's say that you want to find a bug in a previous commit (which happens all the time when you work in a company). Then you see:
commit abdfefdeb782734872 2014-03-12:
Dear journal, today I got cookies and fixed some bugs. Then I played some games on the PlayStation and got soda. I finally decided to add a feature ... | [
"Summary: Android pissed me off because: \n \n can't update \n preloaded crap \n always tweaking (good when I was a teenager, bad when I have to work) \n last but not least: iOS has real-time audio features to use with my electric guitar and a lot of music applications\n\nPost: I'm a developer so I begun with Andro... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,748 |
technofiend | Generate the content for a reddit post Nearly drowned on iced tea a couple of times. | Out at brunch with my wife, my sister-in-law and her husband. I've had acid reflux for years and the scar tissue's slowly built into a stricture, narrowing my esophagus and making it difficult to swallow large bites.
I'm starving and wolf down my first bite of fajita but the tortilla sticks in my throat. I have a m... | Out at brunch with my wife, my sister-in-law and her husband. I've had acid reflux for years and the scar tissue's slowly built into a stricture, narrowing my esophagus and making it difficult to swallow large bites.
I'm starving and wolf down my first bite of fajita but the tortilla sticks in my throat. I have a m... | [
"Summary: Neighbor too cheap to remove a tree loses power for two weeks, rest of us back in < 24 hours. \n Edit: pickup truck.\n\nPost: My wife and I are meticulous about maintaining the trees on our property, to the point of grinding out stumps for trees we remove. Our tree service charges an initial fee to come ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,749 |
GoneWithLaw | Generate the content for a reddit post Here's what's going on with the sub now:
Pulls posts are going to be allowed still, with the same no-trading stipulation
Rulings questions still belong in the weekly rulings thread
Users willing to help out with rulings issues should turn to the rulings thread instead of... | Hey there guys!
As most of you are aware, we did a trial run of allowing pulls posts this past week to see how they would turn out.
With the rules we had in place regarding them and not trading/selling, we've decided that, for the time being, Pulls threads will still be allowed! In the very unlikely circumstance ... | Hey there guys!
As most of you are aware, we did a trial run of allowing pulls posts this past week to see how they would turn out.
With the rules we had in place regarding them and not trading/selling, we've decided that, for the time being, Pulls threads will still be allowed! In the very unlikely circumstance ... | [
"Summary: Shadoll Fusion equals all of the advantage.\n\nPost: One Shadoll monster SS's itself when sent to grave with card eff, or SS another Shadoll from grave when flipped. \n Another Shadoll searchs from deck when sent to grave with card eff, or flipped. \n Fusion sends Shadoll to grave from deck when SS'd (m... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,750 |
kumaku | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm looking for an early Fuck Yeah where he [presumably] eats a poo.
Thank you reddit. | Well, what can I say. I was still wearing a sweater to keep warm and the fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu was voted off the front page. Around this time we a new face was introduced. Fuck Yeah. There was some rage saying the same crap you'll hear about a new face. But quickly the tides turned in Fuck Yeah's favor after he ate a tur... | Well, what can I say. I was still wearing a sweater to keep warm and the fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu was voted off the front page. Around this time we a new face was introduced. Fuck Yeah. There was some rage saying the same crap you'll hear about a new face. But quickly the tides turned in Fuck Yeah's favor after he ate a tur... | [
"Summary: Kratts violated international law on PBS and I don't think anyone cared.\n\nPost: Yes it was a well made show. But I remember a series of episodes about sea turtles near the end of the show's series. In the series they followed some turtles and explained the amazing odds in survivability for the turtles s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,751 |
funkybunch907 | Generate the content for a reddit post Myers took a high stick took the face and may have been disoriented as to what was occurring after the face off. | Watch between seconds 12-14. 17 slaps Myers in the face with a high stick (the visor catches it, but regardless) Myers looks disoriented after the high stick, and while one could say that Myers knocked himself off balance after the hit and disoriented himself as a result (around 18-20 seconds in) I feel it may have b... | Watch between seconds 12-14. 17 slaps Myers in the face with a high stick (the visor catches it, but regardless) Myers looks disoriented after the high stick, and while one could say that Myers knocked himself off balance after the hit and disoriented himself as a result (around 18-20 seconds in) I feel it may have b... | [
"Summary: Feeling depressed? Get some D, vitamin D. Seriously, its like 5 bucks.\n\nPost: I didn't realize until I had my blood tested for a physical but I had low vitamin D levels. My doc recommended 1000 mg of Vitamin D daily. I stopped taking it over the winter because of school and I crashed hard, but didn't... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,752 |
newfie_hiscock | Generate the content for a reddit post Sharks know whats up! FU ESPN | Can't speak of the west coast but my family travels a lot down to Florida from Canada. The one game changer on when I can go or not is, if the playoffs are over. Because the is little to no coverage through all the channels down there, its sickening. But we can have 15 baseball games on at the same time. Should note we... | Can't speak of the west coast but my family travels a lot down to Florida from Canada. The one game changer on when I can go or not is, if the playoffs are over. Because the is little to no coverage through all the channels down there, its sickening. But we can have 15 baseball games on at the same time. Should note we... | [
"Summary: big concert\" used to draw big bands (current bands), now draws whoever they can get.\n\nPost: I'm glad it's a band that you are echoed to see. My main point was, none of these bands are in their primes. Don't get me completely wrong, I wouldn't be fan real music fan if I didn't like the eagles. \n I'm ju... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,753 |
DaniAlexander | Generate the content for a reddit post JW were nice even to me the homoseckshual who asked them stupid questions like "can you have cookies and coffee???" | Lawlz, I thought telling them I was gay would deter them but they were also nice to me too and were all , 'that's okay. we've spoken with many homosexuals'.
Dude, I was so used to shitty christians in the states telling me I was going ot hell, I invited the JW in and they stayed for like 2 hours while we discussed th... | Lawlz, I thought telling them I was gay would deter them but they were also nice to me too and were all , 'that's okay. we've spoken with many homosexuals'.
Dude, I was so used to shitty christians in the states telling me I was going ot hell, I invited the JW in and they stayed for like 2 hours while we discussed th... | [
"Summary: option 2\n\nPost: Wait, you say that you expected a friendship and that he's 100 miles away. Maybe he expected that too. Has this moved beyond sexting and/or chatting so that it really matters? \n You enjoy chatting with him. You enjoy the conversations. Who cares about the picture. I wouldn't unless he's... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,754 |
RadOwl | Generate the content for a reddit post It's all symbolism, nothing to worry about. | Cheating" in dreams is usually symbolism for something related but not at all like cheating on a partner. My guess is the dreams are simply anticipating the upcoming time you will be working together and trying to make you comfortable with the idea. For example, holding hands in a dream is symbolism for making a connec... | Cheating" in dreams is usually symbolism for something related but not at all like cheating on a partner. My guess is the dreams are simply anticipating the upcoming time you will be working together and trying to make you comfortable with the idea. For example, holding hands in a dream is symbolism for making a connec... | [
"Summary: It's all symbolism. It has nothing to do with your wife cheating or not loving you anymore. These scenes are trying to help you realize something that's going on within you.\n\nPost: Oftentimes these sorts of dreams are symbolic of something going on within you, not in the relationship. It's a sign that s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,755 |
Existor371 | Generate the content for a reddit post Change ability cast radius from small blue dots to orange line, like on other ability radiuses on cast. | Change it to orange line please, like other abilities. Right now Azmodan's Q ability range is hardly visible because it is displayed as small blue dots, it is not even changed on color blind setting on (and I'm not color blind, but just wanted cyan dots instead of blue, but it's unaffected). | Change it to orange line please, like other abilities. Right now Azmodan's Q ability range is hardly visible because it is displayed as small blue dots, it is not even changed on color blind setting on (and I'm not color blind, but just wanted cyan dots instead of blue, but it's unaffected). | [
"Summary: Evolve Monstrosity to standard 3rd ability. Adjust stats and coldowns so it's not op as standard ability. \n \n Locust Nest model -> Swarm Host (semi-burrowed from HotS campaign) \n \n New 2nd ult - 4 symbiotes on all team members for 13 seconds. If someone leaves medium radius, symbiote disappears on him... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,756 |
Robot_Tanlines | Generate the content for a reddit post I saw a woman stealing for her son and I just watched. Also Target is a shitty company that stole from me for charity. | I worked at Target in high school. Around Christmas time I saw a woman (maybe mid 20s) stuffing things from the baby aisle into her kid's big snow jacket. I turned the corner and made direct eye contact with her, she looked scared and ashamed, she just quickly picked up her kid and walked away. I froze in the aisle t... | I worked at Target in high school. Around Christmas time I saw a woman (maybe mid 20s) stuffing things from the baby aisle into her kid's big snow jacket. I turned the corner and made direct eye contact with her, she looked scared and ashamed, she just quickly picked up her kid and walked away. I froze in the aisle t... | [
"Summary: this has very little to do with the game play, but Blizzards story lines are really starting to suck.\n\nPost: I agree, the original + expansion had an amazing story, while I was real disappointed in SC2's story lines. WoL was fun and I loved the way that you chose how to progress in the game, but the sto... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,757 |
WestEndRiot | Generate the content for a reddit post Sarcasm shouldn't be undetectable, but the methods you'd use in real life to show sarcasm don't apply online either. | Except if you can't showcase sarcasm through the use of tone or knowledge of what the speakers views are, you're just left with a confusing statement that could be sarcastic or not.
It's the same reason people will use emoticons to show that a remark is actually friendly instead of hostile. i.e. 'I hate you' v.s. 'I ... | Except if you can't showcase sarcasm through the use of tone or knowledge of what the speakers views are, you're just left with a confusing statement that could be sarcastic or not.
It's the same reason people will use emoticons to show that a remark is actually friendly instead of hostile. i.e. 'I hate you' v.s. 'I ... | [
"Summary: r/AtheismNonChristian won't come about until there is a need for it by the community. \n As it stands all religions are allowed, just one of them is more prominently discussed.\n\nPost: atheism isn't only an American thing, so shouldn't there be a sub for non-christian-centric atheism as well? \n Wat. \n ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,758 |
elizzybeth | Generate the content for a reddit post Garnish" and "garnishee" can both be used as a verb to mean "serve with a garnishment." | Hm, interesting. I looked this up in 3 dictionaries, because I hate using words wrong. In case anyone else is interested:
Oxford American: "garnish," v., sense 2., "serve with a garnishment." "Garnishee," v., is defined as "another term for garnish" (primary sense is "person served with a garnishment").
Oxfo... | Hm, interesting. I looked this up in 3 dictionaries, because I hate using words wrong. In case anyone else is interested:
Oxford American: "garnish," v., sense 2., "serve with a garnishment." "Garnishee," v., is defined as "another term for garnish" (primary sense is "person served with a garnishment").
Oxfo... | [
"Summary: Fuck tha haters.\n\nPost: I have a similarly cluttered desktop, but it's only because I never use my desktop. \n My laptop backs up automatically overnight, so I have to leave it on, and I basically only use my computer for Chrome, Word, Excel, iCal, Pandora, and Preview. Unless I am doing something supe... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,759 |
doomrabbit | Generate the content for a reddit post a cup is smaller than you think. | It is also dependent on what you call a cup. Also, remember that a "cup" of coffee is defined as 6 oz, or 3/4 of a real cup. Thus, a gas station medium coffee at 24 oz is 4 "cups" of coffee.
Also, are you drinking Starbucks? It has higher caffeine than most other coffees. | It is also dependent on what you call a cup. Also, remember that a "cup" of coffee is defined as 6 oz, or 3/4 of a real cup. Thus, a gas station medium coffee at 24 oz is 4 "cups" of coffee.
Also, are you drinking Starbucks? It has higher caffeine than most other coffees. | [
"Summary: Cheaper lenses do distort the picture and make you look fatter.\n\nPost: Lenses all distort what you see, think of the edge of a magnifying glass. This changes how your features appear, which can make you look fat. \n The most flattering lens is a 350 mm telephoto, which is equivalent to 6-8x optical zoom... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,760 |
hellomisterjedi | Generate the content for a reddit post At least this is some sense of hope. It might not help the masses, but it will help a few more squeeze through the doors. The changes won't be evident in the next generation, or perhaps even in the second, but all it takes is an open door to start a change. Hoping the best for t... | Never be too assumptious, my good friend.
While by many, I would be considered to be upper middle class, or at the very least "well off," being the product of a multiracial marriage, I've had a chance to view life from two distinct outlooks. And so, I shall briefly digress--yes, I've interacted with individuals withi... | Never be too assumptious, my good friend.
While by many, I would be considered to be upper middle class, or at the very least "well off," being the product of a multiracial marriage, I've had a chance to view life from two distinct outlooks. And so, I shall briefly digress--yes, I've interacted with individuals withi... | [
"Summary: Worth a shot swinging by the store. If you're just outside of warranty, they likely won't even hesitate to replace it if you explain your problems (focus more on the power button). If you're quite out of it, have your wife/girlfriend take it in as though it's hers. Still high chances.\n\nPost: How far out... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,761 |
IniproMontoya | Generate the content for a reddit post He left because of family issues, disruption of chemistry with him from the rest of the team, and disagreements on management decisions. He's also extremely sorry for any negative attitudes/behavior to any of his (former) teammates.
:( we'll miss you Laute... stay strong, buddy.... | If anyone is wondering why this is relevant, Laute is gay (his AMA is the top post of all time in this sub, I believe)).
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>Lautemortis · @Lautemortis
>18th Aug 2014 from TwitLonger
>Kicked or not kicked? and why it really does... | If anyone is wondering why this is relevant, Laute is gay (his AMA is the top post of all time in this sub, I believe)).
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>Lautemortis · @Lautemortis
>18th Aug 2014 from TwitLonger
>Kicked or not kicked? and why it really does... | [
"Summary: gay-ness is likely impacted by surroundings and genetics.\n\nPost: I personally believe that both genetics and environment have a role in sexuality. The genetic component would be why there are so few homosexuals, because if you weren't a man and a woman, you couldn't reproduce. If you can't reproduce, ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,762 |
NNoeoNN | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, mostly casual, sometimes full lazers, rude language and pure hate! It's all for the greater good. | Depends on game and mood, but most of the time I'm more of a casual gamer. With that said - when I do find a game that's interesting, and more importantly, a bit of a challenge, hardcore mode comes on.
Keep in mind, I still love going in blasting all my lazers, shouting profanities and emanating an aura of pure hate t... | Depends on game and mood, but most of the time I'm more of a casual gamer. With that said - when I do find a game that's interesting, and more importantly, a bit of a challenge, hardcore mode comes on.
Keep in mind, I still love going in blasting all my lazers, shouting profanities and emanating an aura of pure hate t... | [
"Summary: Our brain is unable to filter out what we don't need, and instead tries to do everything at once. \n How to tell it to go f*ck itself. \n Easy. ( right ) Don't try to concentrate on what the person is saying, instead focus on what they mean by it. Now, granted, this may be something that only works for ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,763 |
altafullahu | Generate the content for a reddit post Had a dream where met old female highschool friend. Ask by said friend's mother if I was boyfriend to which I said I wasn't and I had a girlfriend but was thinking about my real girlfriend I am currently with . | Ok so I've been sitting on this weird dream I had last week. Keep in mind I have NOT tried to actively Lucid dream, in fact I enjoy a night with no dreams just so I can have a good nights sleep.
Let's start with some background, shall we?
I recently started dating this amazing girl mid June. Her and I got along gre... | Ok so I've been sitting on this weird dream I had last week. Keep in mind I have NOT tried to actively Lucid dream, in fact I enjoy a night with no dreams just so I can have a good nights sleep.
Let's start with some background, shall we?
I recently started dating this amazing girl mid June. Her and I got along gre... | [
"Summary: I am thinking about leaving work in 30 minutes..YESSSS\n\nPost: SO ITT so far: \n \n Tits \n Boobs \n Why the \"R\" in \"right\" is capitalized in this reddit post \n Sex \n More Sex \n Even more sex \n TV shows, movies, partying, sex \n Making it in this life, what we need to do to make it better \n Fina... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,764 |
lifesnotperfect | Generate the content for a reddit post Mate forcibly deepthroated an Accomodator and created a literal pool of vomit. | Funny story about this:
Friends and I had just finished our HSC (major examination all highschool students must take during their last year, basically determines what degrees and universities you can get into, for the most part).
Decided to have one last hurrah and go all out with a massive party since my mate Ste... | Funny story about this:
Friends and I had just finished our HSC (major examination all highschool students must take during their last year, basically determines what degrees and universities you can get into, for the most part).
Decided to have one last hurrah and go all out with a massive party since my mate Ste... | [
"Summary: Burglar seduction, manipulation & execution 101 \n UPDATE: Wow my story got featured on [Kotaku](\n\nPost: I had a Sim whose house kept getting broken into. \n The thing is, you can tell who the burglars are in Sims 3. \n So I made my Sim attract the burglar, creating a close bond with them and finally p... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,765 |
defend435 | Generate the content for a reddit post Not all Vietnamese welcomed the end of the war. A lot of people from my parents' generation preferred to have the country still divided, and maybe South Vietnam will be as economically advanced as South Korea today. But instead, we end up with a super corrupted, oppressive Communi... | dashsoju 2 points 10 hours ago
I get the impression that there is a lot of misunderstanding when it comes to the Vietnam war. A large population of Vietnamese people don't view the end of the war as a triumph for their cause for independence. It is true that the South Vietnamese government was corrupted and not a grea... | dashsoju 2 points 10 hours ago
I get the impression that there is a lot of misunderstanding when it comes to the Vietnam war. A large population of Vietnamese people don't view the end of the war as a triumph for their cause for independence. It is true that the South Vietnamese government was corrupted and not a grea... | [
"Summary: Nuke would had change the situation, but Russia most likely would had still taken Crimea. Rebel wouldn't had been given aid.\n\nPost: A nuclear weapon is not just a physical damaging weapon it is also a terror weapon. It cause one to rethink the strategy of whether to invade that country in the first plac... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,766 |
dmmagic | Generate the content for a reddit post Evil party won't work or stick together, and I'm looking for suggestions to convince them to do so. | For the first time ever, I have let my players run evil characters if they so choose. We have 4 evil (LE and NE) and 1 CN.
I thought I had a solid hook: none of the characters knew each other before the game started, and each received a mysterious note summoning them to a building where they met a man dressed like so... | For the first time ever, I have let my players run evil characters if they so choose. We have 4 evil (LE and NE) and 1 CN.
I thought I had a solid hook: none of the characters knew each other before the game started, and each received a mysterious note summoning them to a building where they met a man dressed like so... | [
"Summary: is, no, find a job for experience, and if you decide you want to be a general manager, get an MBA. \n She went on to write that her experience taught her way more than school, so once you've got the bachelor's, move on.\n\nPost: I have a student worker who has worked extensively in hotels and tourism, and... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,767 |
Vanbone | Generate the content for a reddit post Yeah, I agree | The difficulty with this discussion (and with this topic in general) is that sexual orientation cannot be objectively studied. Sexual behavior can be studied, and we can say without a doubt that sexual behavior is [not]( entirely pre-determined.
Sexual orientation on the other hand, is an ill-defined term. Wikipe... | The difficulty with this discussion (and with this topic in general) is that sexual orientation cannot be objectively studied. Sexual behavior can be studied, and we can say without a doubt that sexual behavior is [not]( entirely pre-determined.
Sexual orientation on the other hand, is an ill-defined term. Wikipe... | [
"Summary: Once you leave the binary gender roles of masculinity and femininity, what does Gender mean?\n\nPost: Interesting response. But it only raises further questions in my mind. For instance, if you don't identify as a man or a woman but definitely feel you have a gender identity, it fundamentally begs the que... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,768 |
A_Soporific | Generate the content for a reddit post 1) Most of the problems enumerated already exist in our current welfare model.
2) A well designed basic income would largely replace our current welfare model and get rid of some pretty nasty unintended side effects.
3) At least some people who stop working minimum wage jobs w... | Isn't it clear that the welfare systems that we have already reduced our productivity? It doesn't matter if you're living off of Social Security, Disability, Unemployment Insurance, Food Stamps, or a Basic Income if you are doing these things then you aren't working at the socially optimal productivity. Given that it i... | Isn't it clear that the welfare systems that we have already reduced our productivity? It doesn't matter if you're living off of Social Security, Disability, Unemployment Insurance, Food Stamps, or a Basic Income if you are doing these things then you aren't working at the socially optimal productivity. Given that it i... | [
"Summary: The way you describe it it's unlikely that terraforming would be practical. But the way that you describe it isn't the most reasonable way to go around it.\n\nPost: What you are suggesting, the creation of atmosphere and biosphere, might not even be necessary. If these conditions exist on Earth then they ... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,769 |
intelminer | Generate the content for a reddit post it's a way better option than what I was using before | I sidestepped the big "problem" with HP drivers (or printer drivers in general) by using CUPS
All the "clients" just have the bare minimum driver needed to point at the printer via the network and just "print"
As for ink? it's way better than having to mail order printer cartridges from Dell's US store, especial... | I sidestepped the big "problem" with HP drivers (or printer drivers in general) by using CUPS
All the "clients" just have the bare minimum driver needed to point at the printer via the network and just "print"
As for ink? it's way better than having to mail order printer cartridges from Dell's US store, especial... | [
"Summary: iPXE (in ROM) --> configures self as 192.168.1.2 --> pulls down 'kernel' and 'init' from local webserver (via gigabit) --> iPXE appends the relevant root= information and boots it\n\nPost: The laptop in question was using an old, slow, clunky 40GB IDE disk drive. The kernel and initramfs all up 'weighed i... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,770 |
Stole_My_Banana | Generate the content for a reddit post is tablets fill a role that no other machine really does. It is not until you get one that you really realize how many things in your life they can make better. However at this moment rather than buying an Ipad air I would 100% buy a 128gb Surface pro for an extra $100. | I have a decked out gaming PC....Haswell i5 @4.6 ghz, GTX 770 etc. etc.
I had a fairly nice android phone
I had a Blackberry playbook which "worked" for browsing
didn't have a laptop...but never needed one because playbook covered all the bases.
I bought an Ipad to replace the playbook because it was starting t... | I have a decked out gaming PC....Haswell i5 @4.6 ghz, GTX 770 etc. etc.
I had a fairly nice android phone
I had a Blackberry playbook which "worked" for browsing
didn't have a laptop...but never needed one because playbook covered all the bases.
I bought an Ipad to replace the playbook because it was starting t... | [
"Summary: keep arguments in house, respect her wishes for her own property\n\nPost: Pro tip : don't take your arguments outside of your relationship. You seem to already know the answer to your question, this is just humiliating her. \n 2 you said they are her knives. Well you should probably use other people's pro... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,771 |
pearlbones | Generate the content for a reddit post people only study books like Twilight in popular fiction elective courses, not real literature courses | Many would consider Twilight as popular fiction (like the romance novels you can buy in the grocery store), which has its own classification/genre apart from general literature. It is generally considered low-brow and not legitimate enough for literature studies - though there is a "popular fiction" elective class in... | Many would consider Twilight as popular fiction (like the romance novels you can buy in the grocery store), which has its own classification/genre apart from general literature. It is generally considered low-brow and not legitimate enough for literature studies - though there is a "popular fiction" elective class in... | [
"Summary: These at-home hair removal cream things are best used on hair that is not coarse.\n\nPost: Yeah, I tried using it on my legs and bikini area once, too, and it burned. But the hair in those areas is more coarse/I shave it on an almost-daily basis; I used it on my arms and on my moustache-area and it didn't... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,772 |
bananasandpie | Generate the content for a reddit post I was wrong to suggest that the cards were never played in conjunction with each other, but it was never a huge problem once the game sped up, and was almost certainly not the cause of the ban. Dustshoot in a fast format is plenty lethal on its own. | Nope, Dust Shoot was legal alongside Mind Crush from the very beginning, never really saw play in conjunction with the card.
Dust Shoot was a really strong card from the beginning, it's just that the playerbase didn't realise it. +0 knowledge of your opponent's hand allows you to play around your opponent in a way yo... | Nope, Dust Shoot was legal alongside Mind Crush from the very beginning, never really saw play in conjunction with the card.
Dust Shoot was a really strong card from the beginning, it's just that the playerbase didn't realise it. +0 knowledge of your opponent's hand allows you to play around your opponent in a way yo... | [
"Summary: bans are a terrible idea, but non-blind picking really should be implemented.\n\nPost: Everyone who ever suggests a DOTA/LOL feature in Awesomenauts needs to realise something: \n Awesomenauts is a 2D platformer with a fifteen-character roster. Awesomenauts only has two lanes at most, and sometimes barely... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,773 |
subgameperfect | Generate the content for a reddit post toadwarrior raised valid points on the source of wrongful convictions and, at no time, explicitly sanctioned the death penalty. The elephant in the closet however is the focus on retribution rather than rehabilitation for crime. Life sentences/death penalty shouldn't even be nec... | I'm anti-death penalty on ethical grounds, but I do think that toadwarrior brings up some good points. Investigational reliability is the real issue when it comes to false imprisonment, no matter what someone ideologically feels about death as a penalty. If you could have an ideal imprisonment policy, then execution ... | I'm anti-death penalty on ethical grounds, but I do think that toadwarrior brings up some good points. Investigational reliability is the real issue when it comes to false imprisonment, no matter what someone ideologically feels about death as a penalty. If you could have an ideal imprisonment policy, then execution ... | [
"Summary: Singapore has social/security/economic rationale behind execution of smugglers. Inhumane as it may be (I disagree with death penalty use,) with an island nation with tight border control, it is much more effective than similar penalties on any continental body.\n\nPost: A big reason for the Golden Triang... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,774 |
Jawajoey | Generate the content for a reddit post Just because I filed an insurance claim to get a check doesn't mean I wanted to crash my car. | At first I was going to compliment you on actually providing sources, but then I read them.
These are all examples of companies taking advantage of government spending for extra revenue. These are not numbers that convince me that these companies have a vested interested in using their influence to send the country t... | At first I was going to compliment you on actually providing sources, but then I read them.
These are all examples of companies taking advantage of government spending for extra revenue. These are not numbers that convince me that these companies have a vested interested in using their influence to send the country t... | [
"Summary: Game companies will bend over backwards to make the people who give them money happy. And they will completely ignore anyone who doesn't give them money. So if you want them to care about your opinion, you have to spend money, and do it in such a way that your opinion is mathematically apparent.\n\nPost: ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,775 |
The66Ripper | Generate the content for a reddit post Oldie is the best Odd Future song hands down. There are better individual songs from Tyler's releases that are more appealing to us devout Tyler fans, but without a full understanding of his discography, those songs wouldn't make sense to a first-time listener. A lot of people wou... | Oldie .
If all you've ever heard from any of the OF members was Tyler, The Creator's "Yonkers," know that his albums are concept albums, meaning there's a [storyline]( and in his case, it flows through all three of his releases. Yonkers is the song that defines the main character's mental decline from a misguided kid... | Oldie .
If all you've ever heard from any of the OF members was Tyler, The Creator's "Yonkers," know that his albums are concept albums, meaning there's a [storyline]( and in his case, it flows through all three of his releases. Yonkers is the song that defines the main character's mental decline from a misguided kid... | [
"Summary: Cop was an accusatory asshole who almost arrested me and my friend for kickflipping down a 6 stair.\n\nPost: I was skating at the Tresidder Union at Stanford University for the first time with a homie, going for kickflips off of a 6 stair, and this cop pulls up. This dude comes out of his car super heated... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,776 |
OkIWin | Generate the content for a reddit post don't do this on a plane. | That's much less reasonable on planes... They are extremely cramped and there is no option to stand up. Also, if someone accidentally moves their leg or adjusts themselves in their seat and touch you marker, I'm sure they would be unhappy about it.
As far as the legality, you might still be culpable for their clothin... | That's much less reasonable on planes... They are extremely cramped and there is no option to stand up. Also, if someone accidentally moves their leg or adjusts themselves in their seat and touch you marker, I'm sure they would be unhappy about it.
As far as the legality, you might still be culpable for their clothin... | [
"Summary: WC probably has more characters because their character design fit well into the game. I don't necessarily think this is a bad thing.\n\nPost: There are just way more quality, lore developed, characters that fit well into the game from the Warcraft series ( Not to say there are no good SC2/Diablo characte... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,777 |
jlobes | Generate the content for a reddit post Earned Eagle, went for OA, OA people found out I was atheist, reported it to council leadership, resulting in me getting kicked out of scouts. However, whenever someone calls/checks on my Eagle qualification, I assume they confirm, since I've never heard a thing from employers/adm... | Nope. I'm a life-long atheist, and I achieved Eagle when I was 17 and had started my OA process. While at a meeting to sort out my Order of the Arrow Ordeal (post-Eagle honors, requires you to stay silent, camp in the woods/unimproved grounds away from the troop's site, fend for yourself kinda thing), with a couple of ... | Nope. I'm a life-long atheist, and I achieved Eagle when I was 17 and had started my OA process. While at a meeting to sort out my Order of the Arrow Ordeal (post-Eagle honors, requires you to stay silent, camp in the woods/unimproved grounds away from the troop's site, fend for yourself kinda thing), with a couple of ... | [
"Summary: Your \"news\" is held to a lower standard of truth than TV advertisements.\n\nPost: Someone explain to me why asbestos should be illegal. That sounds horribly unconstitutional. An asbestos company is offering a product (insulation). Whether it gives people cancer or not, it is up the consumer to decide w... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,778 |
Spamallthethings | Generate the content for a reddit post You Only Live Once so don't screw up, you bunch of idiots. | Speaking from my own experience with people here:
About 70% use YOLO as an excuse to do things that will ruin not only their lives, but the lives of others. 20% of those make it out unscathed, but with one more near traumatic experience under their belt. 35% get hurt (physically, mentally, socially) themselves, but... | Speaking from my own experience with people here:
About 70% use YOLO as an excuse to do things that will ruin not only their lives, but the lives of others. 20% of those make it out unscathed, but with one more near traumatic experience under their belt. 35% get hurt (physically, mentally, socially) themselves, but... | [
"Summary: I did not say life has no value. I said life cannot be assigned value. As something that is alive which will someday die, I cannot assign value to life. However, the environment which provides the things needed for organisms to live has more value than any of the individuals. As human beings, we harm this... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,779 |
Kent_C_Strait | Generate the content for a reddit post Wasted 6 months on a girl that didn't lead anywhere, since then I've lost my interest for dating, I've still dated out of habit but applied zero effort and not getting anywhere. Need to sort this out before I miss out on more great experiences. | Hello ye ol' reddit. I will try to keep this brief since I feel that it could easily develop in to a wall of text. If you want to ask me more things in the comments I can add more details later. But first things first, last year I got emotionally invested in a girl but we didn't succeed in establishing a relationship a... | Hello ye ol' reddit. I will try to keep this brief since I feel that it could easily develop in to a wall of text. If you want to ask me more things in the comments I can add more details later. But first things first, last year I got emotionally invested in a girl but we didn't succeed in establishing a relationship a... | [
"Summary: Went on a date with a satanist, that I suspected had sacrified a goat to the devil.\n\nPost: The story of the worst date I have ever been on. \n It made the front page when I posted it before. It all started with a girl initiating contact with me on an online dating service. She complimented my appearance... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,780 |
nallen | Generate the content for a reddit post The world of the Synthetic Chemistry Ph.D. isn't as easy as you probably hope it is. | The Thing about Overman is his former students talk about him being as influential in their lives as their father in some cases. I wasn't his student, but I worked with his students on a few collaborations, and from what I can tell their admiration completely justified.
It's too bad Woerpel moved to NYU, he is also ... | The Thing about Overman is his former students talk about him being as influential in their lives as their father in some cases. I wasn't his student, but I worked with his students on a few collaborations, and from what I can tell their admiration completely justified.
It's too bad Woerpel moved to NYU, he is also ... | [
"Summary: The amount of ethanol in the liquor determines it.\n\nPost: This is actually related to what \"Proof\" is. Proof is the value that is used to describe the percentage of ethanol in liquor, these days it's 200 proof = 100% ethanol. \n Back before they could easily test for the alcohol concentration, they w... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,781 |
Sir_Fancy_Pants | Generate the content for a reddit post Feminism is old hat | Once equality under the law and the rights to good and services are equal (i.e ability to own property, reporting crime etc). there is no need for feminism or any other campaign for equality.
As those campaigns don't want equality they want thought control, and to police everyones decisions to ensure an arbitrary quo... | Once equality under the law and the rights to good and services are equal (i.e ability to own property, reporting crime etc). there is no need for feminism or any other campaign for equality.
As those campaigns don't want equality they want thought control, and to police everyones decisions to ensure an arbitrary quo... | [
"Summary: drugs are like cheating, but really you are cheating yourself out of actually growing, and you traded it all for short term gain.\n\nPost: It can but its not permanent they regrow after a time, however drugs are not something you can rely on indefinitely, and the longer you spend your life under the influ... | 52 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,782 |
madjecks | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're looking to move in or up in a company make sure the people know you if possible. | When seeking a promotion/job, who you know is just as important as how hard you work faces names answers easily get lost after so many interviews. If I recognize you or at least your name I'm more likely to remember you.
Nothing big, introduce yourself, tell me what you do that you're interested in joining my team ma... | When seeking a promotion/job, who you know is just as important as how hard you work faces names answers easily get lost after so many interviews. If I recognize you or at least your name I'm more likely to remember you.
Nothing big, introduce yourself, tell me what you do that you're interested in joining my team ma... | [
"Summary: Tell story, public service, the more you know\n\nPost: So you really aren't going to tell the story about how your friend came upon the situation of being stabbed in the fucking face?\nI've been in some shady situations never did the thought cross my mind that there was the possibility of being stabbed in... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,783 |
10footbargepoll | Generate the content for a reddit post Try the deep south. Like, the deep, deep south. | Yeah.... no... I wouldn't. Here's why:
To the south, there's me. We're probably in chat range. If I ever come back that's not going to be cool.
To the east there's a bunch of griefer douchbags, most of whom are pearled now.
To the west are the Romey guys. They're not going to want you being in their chat range ei... | Yeah.... no... I wouldn't. Here's why:
To the south, there's me. We're probably in chat range. If I ever come back that's not going to be cool.
To the east there's a bunch of griefer douchbags, most of whom are pearled now.
To the west are the Romey guys. They're not going to want you being in their chat range ei... | [
"Summary: no to your exact plan now, but probably yes later.\n\nPost: If we do this and go ahead with the entire expansion in one go, it'll look ugly because there will be a lot of empty plots for a long time. \n I say finish the existing triangle , sell those plots and deal with the existing derelict plots and s... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,784 |
frankie97 | Generate the content for a reddit post Yasuo drove me to give up LoL, but I'm a better person for it - though as a Teemo-only player, I still fucking HATE Yasuo. | I know where you're coming from! I never had expectations of being a pro gamer or anything, but I had that itch. That, I want to become a great player so that others will watch me in awe, I would single handedly save or win a game, pulling it from the grips of defeat with amazing combinations. I think the highest I ... | I know where you're coming from! I never had expectations of being a pro gamer or anything, but I had that itch. That, I want to become a great player so that others will watch me in awe, I would single handedly save or win a game, pulling it from the grips of defeat with amazing combinations. I think the highest I ... | [
"Summary: Dirt leg was yelled by angry lesbian at garage party.\n\nPost: In response to the dirt leg comment here's the context of where that clame from. \n My sister and her girlfriend threw a garage party one night. A girl was there that they kind of knew but she came with a friend who was actually invited. So ... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,785 |
jacenat | Generate the content for a reddit post Unification in Korea will take decades, if it even succeeds. | In Germany people still are paying a reunification tax (Solidaritäts Zuschlag - short "Soli"). Sadly there is no English wikipedia page for it, but the German page can be found here:
It was introduced 1991, specifically to aid the east German states in catching up economically. It has worked ... somewhat, but east Ge... | In Germany people still are paying a reunification tax (Solidaritäts Zuschlag - short "Soli"). Sadly there is no English wikipedia page for it, but the German page can be found here:
It was introduced 1991, specifically to aid the east German states in catching up economically. It has worked ... somewhat, but east Ge... | [
"Summary: AA is more important. 900p will look okay. There will be artefacts (in 900p and 1080p).\n\nPost: Would that process take care of that? \n You can never get rid of the more nasty artefacts (like power lines against a clear sky). But since AA is cheaper than rendering on higher resolutions and upscale filt... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,786 |
Villain_of_Brandon | Generate the content for a reddit post boss might be breaking some rules, but is definitely a dick/cunt (woo! Gender equality!) | if it's worth it to you check local labor laws, I know some places have to have a schedule in place 2 weeks ahead of time, and no changes can be made without consent from both ends...
At the other end of it. you may end up spending so much time researching, and arguing with your boss that it's just not worth the effo... | if it's worth it to you check local labor laws, I know some places have to have a schedule in place 2 weeks ahead of time, and no changes can be made without consent from both ends...
At the other end of it. you may end up spending so much time researching, and arguing with your boss that it's just not worth the effo... | [
"Summary: It's clear to me that this truck has a decent amount of custom work done to it that it's not just a pile of crap that someone found 3 days ago in a field somewhere and is driving around\n\nPost: He posted the picture, and while a quick glance by someone not familiar with the minitruck scene wouldn't notic... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,787 |
saintkamus | Generate the content for a reddit post Valve announced a competing platform to the Oculus one, so at least some exclusive content will happen. | I suspect exclusive content will be very limited in VR.
VR developers will want to target as wide an audience as possible, and there are currently 0 consumer VR products out there. So it's in their best interest to develop for everything that will run their game. However...
This doesn't mean we won't see exclusives... | I suspect exclusive content will be very limited in VR.
VR developers will want to target as wide an audience as possible, and there are currently 0 consumer VR products out there. So it's in their best interest to develop for everything that will run their game. However...
This doesn't mean we won't see exclusives... | [
"Summary: It's great that we're getting 90hz, a global display and a better fill factor. But people are bummed out that we can't have our cake and eat it.\n\nPost: You're probably not the only one. But that would just mean that even more people are wrong. \n Listen, I'm not saying DK2 is terrible. It is a good enou... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,788 |
dccorona | Generate the content for a reddit post get a strong enough one and it will last you a good while. | Depends on the type. I use that subreddit a lot, I always buy 10mL, and I haven't used one up yet (my oldest is about a year old). But the ones I get are always parfums, not toilettes, meaning they're stronger and you can get by with literally a drop or two. I also have enough that I'm not wearing the same one every da... | Depends on the type. I use that subreddit a lot, I always buy 10mL, and I haven't used one up yet (my oldest is about a year old). But the ones I get are always parfums, not toilettes, meaning they're stronger and you can get by with literally a drop or two. I also have enough that I'm not wearing the same one every da... | [
"Summary: bugfixes and stuff.\n\nPost: Its a beta. So it makes sense that it gets frequent updates. Internally, they likely have nightly builds that they run (most software development does), and once one of the nightlies gets stable enough that they think it's good to push to the preview participants, its gonna co... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,789 |
tEnPoInTs | Generate the content for a reddit post Canadian muggers...kind of what you might expect. | I had a similar experience when I lived in Montreal. I was coming back from the store with a bunch of groceries and I feel this guy walking right on my heel and he grabs me and pulls me partly into an alley. There were a bunch of other people around on the street, so honestly I didn't even think he was trying to rob me... | I had a similar experience when I lived in Montreal. I was coming back from the store with a bunch of groceries and I feel this guy walking right on my heel and he grabs me and pulls me partly into an alley. There were a bunch of other people around on the street, so honestly I didn't even think he was trying to rob me... | [
"Summary: Tax dollars helped give them their infrastructure, but they exploit it to screw us.\n\nPost: The problem is that governments subsidize the building of the infrastructure via a single company, but then let that company operate solely on the pipe. If another company wants in, they have to rent it from the f... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,790 |
rmill3r | Generate the content for a reddit post I love peat, but seriously people . . . sometimes, less is more.
Welllll, shit. Next one's a big one. It's almost been exactly a year since I posted my first review on scotchit. Mother fucking Speyburn Bradan Orach. I've come a long way and don't plan on disappearing any time ... | Greetings, r/scotch! Rmill3r here with another whisky review. So I've been saving all of these wonderful IBs for my last few reviews before the 100s to sort of mark the next step of where I am in whisky. So far, Signatory has been a wonderful company, continually bottling at higher proofs, unchilfiltered and free of un... | Greetings, r/scotch! Rmill3r here with another whisky review. So I've been saving all of these wonderful IBs for my last few reviews before the 100s to sort of mark the next step of where I am in whisky. So far, Signatory has been a wonderful company, continually bottling at higher proofs, unchilfiltered and free of un... | [
"Summary: of the Monte No. 3.\n\nPost: Greetings, r/cubanigars! Rmill3r here with my fifth CC review. This was one from a single bought off /u/nguneer. Thanks for the cigar, man. There was a little misunderstanding at first, I think. I was looking for the No. 4 but, according to the measurements, this either is fak... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,791 |
Steavee | Generate the content for a reddit post I would get rid of all the storage wars and pawn wars shows. | I would go to every storage unit show auction, crazily overbid to win and the just burn the contents sight unseen. Once I put those shows off the air I would go to all the pawn shop show locations and offer higher prices then they would to sellers and put them out of business too. | I would go to every storage unit show auction, crazily overbid to win and the just burn the contents sight unseen. Once I put those shows off the air I would go to all the pawn shop show locations and offer higher prices then they would to sellers and put them out of business too. | [
"Summary: My ass took a pounding..\n\nPost: I did something similar, but not quite as stupid. I jumped from a height of 55 feet (17 meters). No flips, but instead of going in straight I sort of lay-z-boy'd it. Knees not straight, thighs nearly parallel with the water, arms flailing like a jackass. Ass-flopped it. \... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,792 |
jhangel77 | Generate the content for a reddit post I used to have faith in cops but now I'm wary around them and not entirely comfortable with them. | Worst:
I was walking home from work and was just turning onto my street when I see a cop car next to me and they are motioning me to stop. I stop and they inform me that someone had seen me get out from behind the wheel of a van very drunk. I explained that I don't drive and I don't have my DL and I was just walking... | Worst:
I was walking home from work and was just turning onto my street when I see a cop car next to me and they are motioning me to stop. I stop and they inform me that someone had seen me get out from behind the wheel of a van very drunk. I explained that I don't drive and I don't have my DL and I was just walking... | [
"Summary: I think I'm crazy :-)\n\nPost: My BM's used to be hard, compact balls of poop every 3 or four days and then (because of other reasons) I decided to do something about it: I drink water, ate yogurt(everyday for the first few weeks; then at least twice a week afterwords--worked and still works for me), ate ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,793 |
carottus_maximus | Generate the content for a reddit post For your own sake and that of your nation I hope you are trolling. ;) | Hahaha. The inferiority complex is strong. Later, Fritz.
/u/itsfineitsgreat
A typical American nationalist, ladies and gentlemen.
No arguments, zero education on world affairs and politics (despite allegedly having a degree in this field, ridiculous, isn't it?), zero ability to have a rational conversation and su... | Hahaha. The inferiority complex is strong. Later, Fritz.
/u/itsfineitsgreat
A typical American nationalist, ladies and gentlemen.
No arguments, zero education on world affairs and politics (despite allegedly having a degree in this field, ridiculous, isn't it?), zero ability to have a rational conversation and su... | [
"Summary: Come back once you grow up, have the capacity to change your bigoted views or at the very least have arguments.\n\nPost: I am right, you are wrong. \n That's all that matters. \n And in no sane and healthy society that would make me a bad person, regardless how many nutjobs and apologists circlejerk with ... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,794 |
goodolarchie | Generate the content for a reddit post end users do not dream at night. | I teach for Juniper Networks, I have a similarly funny story. A few years ago, a couple of us were getting together for a LAN to play quake and the like. My friend brought his 4 port router from home for interconnectivity.
After about 2 hours, my friend gets a call from his mom (still lives at home). She is franti... | I teach for Juniper Networks, I have a similarly funny story. A few years ago, a couple of us were getting together for a LAN to play quake and the like. My friend brought his 4 port router from home for interconnectivity.
After about 2 hours, my friend gets a call from his mom (still lives at home). She is franti... | [
"Summary: Both laptops \"broke\" within the first year, both were replaced in short order. A--- would buy again?\n\nPost: I too have had a good relationship with Dell. I have bought two XPS laptops in the past 4 years for my job. \n The first: lid latch broke (common Dell issue, fix it already). This was after... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,795 |
dresdenologist | Generate the content for a reddit post on how the game went. | I see it now! We don't need to nerf Tracer Missile, we need to nerf Kolto Grenade! (I kid).
I have a Bodyguard Merc and since the mechanics are a little different I'm having issues healing very well with him. This gives me hope, good job.
Wow, 15-0. How many times did the points trade places? I'd love to hear the | I see it now! We don't need to nerf Tracer Missile, we need to nerf Kolto Grenade! (I kid).
I have a Bodyguard Merc and since the mechanics are a little different I'm having issues healing very well with him. This gives me hope, good job.
Wow, 15-0. How many times did the points trade places? I'd love to hear the | [
"Summary: Keen's MMO Tourism mindset, which drives the \"Three Monther\" term, needs to be reduced in the MMO playerbase. You can't test for the post-launch environment. It will take patient players providing constructive criticism, an agile Dev team learning quickly, and a receptive Community team to deal with iss... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,796 |
proROKexpat | Generate the content for a reddit post College student claims he out drink me. I accept he ends up passed out I keep drinking. | I am a german and I began drinking on a regular basis at the age of 14 (at least once or twice a month drinking and I have rarely gone a full week without being intoxicated at some point in that week. To some extend, by intoxicated I'm going define it as 4 or more beers in one sitting (that tends to get me tipsy)
I c... | I am a german and I began drinking on a regular basis at the age of 14 (at least once or twice a month drinking and I have rarely gone a full week without being intoxicated at some point in that week. To some extend, by intoxicated I'm going define it as 4 or more beers in one sitting (that tends to get me tipsy)
I c... | [
"Summary: most likely something mundane\n\nPost: My theory, this is a test channel \n I believe someone (Most likely youtube) is developing some sort of software to do something, maybe get around hiding copyright work arounds or something similar. I don't know, to test this they create tens of thousands of random v... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,797 |
austindkelly | Generate the content for a reddit post Massive world expansion in progress... | 1.6 will not have new ores as far as we know at this point. So I have decided to expand the current world from a 3000 block radius increased to a 4500 block radius, essentially doubling the size of the world . This is the largest expansion done in the history of this world, and it may also be the last expansion. An e... | 1.6 will not have new ores as far as we know at this point. So I have decided to expand the current world from a 3000 block radius increased to a 4500 block radius, essentially doubling the size of the world . This is the largest expansion done in the history of this world, and it may also be the last expansion. An e... | [
"Summary: Keeping it till something breaks!\n\nPost: There are no planned resets for the current survival world. The survival world would only be reset if there was a major changes the naturally occurring blocks (ie, a new ore or tree). The 1.5 should not effect the world, and I will continue to expand it as needed... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,798 |
yoduh4077 | Generate the content for a reddit post Say "give Pulp Fiction another try" one more time, I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! | I'm not the poster above, but I'd like to talk about why I didn't like Pulp Fiction, if you don't mind.
My biggest problem with the movie was all the hype over how good of a movie it was supposed to be. The movie so popular that all the best lines have already permeated pop culture, to the point where I already knew ... | I'm not the poster above, but I'd like to talk about why I didn't like Pulp Fiction, if you don't mind.
My biggest problem with the movie was all the hype over how good of a movie it was supposed to be. The movie so popular that all the best lines have already permeated pop culture, to the point where I already knew ... | [
"Summary: Kill your friend and feed him to your family.\n\nPost: They'll expect at least a little weirdness in your room, probably. What you need to do is something weird in the kitchen. I have an idea... \n First off, study your parents' habits of viewing what the camera captures. This may take a few weeks or even... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,799 |
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