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DracoIce | Generate the content for a reddit post This wasn't a poodle the cop shot, it was a loose Pit bull. Shit happens. | I would really love to feel for you, and say that the cop is completely wrong, however, this situation is not this. The cops should have maybe acted differently, however, this was a breed of dog which is known to be aggressive.
If I had one, I would be very aware of the potential dangers of the dog and surrounding it... | I would really love to feel for you, and say that the cop is completely wrong, however, this situation is not this. The cops should have maybe acted differently, however, this was a breed of dog which is known to be aggressive.
If I had one, I would be very aware of the potential dangers of the dog and surrounding it... | [
"Summary: US and Russia both had a bigger dick foreign policy.\n\nPost: What's the point in a \"free\" vote when the government is going to manipulate you either way? \n You can go very far with this question (and if you can a political sociology course is awesome for these kinds of questions, amongst other courses... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,900 |
Koyoteelaughter | Generate the content for a reddit post Dicks stole my stuff. | I let my neighbor have a key to my house. We worked together. Hung out a lot. I had a key to his house so we could take care of each others pets when the other was working.
My retarded neighbor was working and gave my key to his girlfriend of only one week and asked her to go over to my house and walk my dog. The gir... | I let my neighbor have a key to my house. We worked together. Hung out a lot. I had a key to his house so we could take care of each others pets when the other was working.
My retarded neighbor was working and gave my key to his girlfriend of only one week and asked her to go over to my house and walk my dog. The gir... | [
"Summary: Wife pissed because I had talent and she didn't and thought I was one-upping her.\n\nPost: My wife wanted me to do arts and crafts with her. We went out shopping and bought tons of paint and brushes and went into this one little shop and bought one of those sculpted blanks. You know the type that looks li... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,901 |
Ilbutters | Generate the content for a reddit post Dark Souls isn't about smashing your head against a wall until it works,
but that's just my elitist opinion. lol | Dark Souls never taught me patience. It was a lot Darker than that. It was more like a martial art, it pretended to teach me patience, zen, honour and inner strength while it actually taught me how to think to effectively exploit weakness.
I didn't learn how to take a dick and be okay with it. I learned how to use pe... | Dark Souls never taught me patience. It was a lot Darker than that. It was more like a martial art, it pretended to teach me patience, zen, honour and inner strength while it actually taught me how to think to effectively exploit weakness.
I didn't learn how to take a dick and be okay with it. I learned how to use pe... | [
"Summary: Media representation influencing perceived value in the Zeitgeist of desirability.\n\nPost: Media, being probably the most defining factor in representing the standard of beauty/desirability, does a terrible job of representing Asian males. The media we consume heavily influences perceived sexual value, b... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,902 |
MechaFlamingoCandy | Generate the content for a reddit post if you could have a complete diet with 4 fruits and veggies, what are they?
Edit: I'm looking to complete my diet, not survive on just fruits and veggies. Just need vitamins and stuff. | I'm currently attending a four year university, and will be living with my grandparents in about a month. I've also started losing weight because I'm eating with proper portions. HOWEVER, I don't eat healthy. I'm wondering....is it possible to have a healthy well rounded diet(in terms of fruits and veggies), and get... | I'm currently attending a four year university, and will be living with my grandparents in about a month. I've also started losing weight because I'm eating with proper portions. HOWEVER, I don't eat healthy. I'm wondering....is it possible to have a healthy well rounded diet(in terms of fruits and veggies), and get... | [
"Summary: Your friend raging shows he's not only inexperienced, but really just doesn't understand the shooting mechanics. If he wants to get good, learn how to use the rifles. If he wants to be forever nova 2 and get salty when people outshoot him because higher ranks work angles intelligently, and keep distance b... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,903 |
emberspark | Generate the content for a reddit post I just want to love tea. | I've always wanted to love tea. I don't mean the sugary watered down shit, but the tea that's relatively good for you. I've tried so hard to like it, but every tea I try tastes like grass clippings (that underlying tea taste, similar to how every flavored beer I've tried has always had that underlying beer taste). I ... | I've always wanted to love tea. I don't mean the sugary watered down shit, but the tea that's relatively good for you. I've tried so hard to like it, but every tea I try tastes like grass clippings (that underlying tea taste, similar to how every flavored beer I've tried has always had that underlying beer taste). I ... | [
"Summary: You came into a thread looking for someone to make you understand why depression matters or why you should care. You don't want to admit that depressive behaviors are uncontrollable even though you've been presented with plenty of evidence that it is, while also ignoring that nobody ever asked you to care... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,904 |
autumnus | Generate the content for a reddit post Major idiot who does not understand why he is an idiot is around us all day long and we can't get him to stop. He is giving us a bad name. Help? | Some background: We attend a program in Japan with other foreigners, mainly Americans, French, and British who are in the same school as Japanese, Chinese, and Korean students in a different program. Our foreign program consists under 30 kids, and we get along except for one person- Let's call him Jodan.
At first gla... | Some background: We attend a program in Japan with other foreigners, mainly Americans, French, and British who are in the same school as Japanese, Chinese, and Korean students in a different program. Our foreign program consists under 30 kids, and we get along except for one person- Let's call him Jodan.
At first gla... | [
"Summary: You don't know they are a sociopath until it's too late.\n\nPost: If I knew in the 3.5 years we spent together to look past his very charming facade and know that he'd systematically fail out of school, get fired from a job, get a DUI, hurt me sexually and then not even man up about it, go into live GW ch... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,905 |
happycj | Generate the content for a reddit post I think you have a loose connection/hardware problem inside the phone, and Apple needs to repair it. Could be triggered by flexing the body of the phone in a particular way, or pressing on a certain part of the phone. | First off: Hardware problem.
Now my story...
I had a 4s, and every time I put it in my pocket, it would vibrate. I would take it out of my pocket, and there were no missed messages or notifications. I couldn't figure out what was making it vibrate! What the heck?!?
I read up on the "phantom vibration" thing that ... | First off: Hardware problem.
Now my story...
I had a 4s, and every time I put it in my pocket, it would vibrate. I would take it out of my pocket, and there were no missed messages or notifications. I couldn't figure out what was making it vibrate! What the heck?!?
I read up on the "phantom vibration" thing that ... | [
"Summary: Some of the local CSS on your machine is corrupted for the Apple Support site. Empty your cache and it should fix it.\n\nPost: Generally what has happened in this case is that the CSS (or some part of the underlying document structure) has failed to load properly, and when you go to the page, it is loadin... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,906 |
Eternally65 | Generate the content for a reddit post There are multiple kinds of privilege, of which being white is one. At least in most Western countries. | Everyone wants to feel that their successes are due to their talent, hard work and brains. The corollary is that their setbacks and failures are due to somebody else, or even "society" in general. Saying that they have started with an advantage undercuts both of these beliefs.
White privilege exists. So does tall pri... | Everyone wants to feel that their successes are due to their talent, hard work and brains. The corollary is that their setbacks and failures are due to somebody else, or even "society" in general. Saying that they have started with an advantage undercuts both of these beliefs.
White privilege exists. So does tall pri... | [
"Summary: Was awakened by a flood\n\nPost: I was on a week long bike trip, camping in the woods wherever I stopped. One night, I found a nice place near a stream, pitched the tent and went to bed. It started raining hard, but I was inside and dry, so I just went to sleep. \n The stream jumped its bank and I woke ... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,907 |
Lightalife | Generate the content for a reddit post I want to buy a cheap yet legit model skeleton to have in my room/house. Where? | I'm looking to buy a model skeleton like one would find in a classroom. I'm done some very light googling, but all I've turned up is quite expensive results. (typically 150+ for a full skeleton). As this is something i'd like to just have for decoration, i'd prefer not to spend nearly that much. I'd prefer it to be as ... | I'm looking to buy a model skeleton like one would find in a classroom. I'm done some very light googling, but all I've turned up is quite expensive results. (typically 150+ for a full skeleton). As this is something i'd like to just have for decoration, i'd prefer not to spend nearly that much. I'd prefer it to be as ... | [
"Summary: what kind of hometown discount would we need from Ribs in order to comfortably keep him?\n\nPost: I'm one of those who generally supports trading Ribs because he could command at least a 1st and a 3rd pick... but if he were to give us a SOLID hometown discount I'd love to keep him. It's just one article... | 70 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,908 |
Psychozoa | Generate the content for a reddit post The Kinect is great. PS4's voice commands bug me in game. | Same here, I have both consoles (got the PS4 later) and the Kinect is awesome. I actually did a livestream on the PS4 today and had a mic on and forgot I left voice controls enabled... Most annoying thing ever.
The PS4 does one hell of a job picking up voice commands, but too good to the point where it interrupts the... | Same here, I have both consoles (got the PS4 later) and the Kinect is awesome. I actually did a livestream on the PS4 today and had a mic on and forgot I left voice controls enabled... Most annoying thing ever.
The PS4 does one hell of a job picking up voice commands, but too good to the point where it interrupts the... | [
"Summary: Google never really deletes a video. They can always be recovered.\n\nPost: For anyone wondering how the videos got back on his channel - Essentially Google has two servers. Now I know they have WAY MORE, but I'm just simplifying it. There are the public servers, which store the videos that we watch on Yo... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,909 |
by_a_pyre_light | Generate the content for a reddit post Shut up bitch, it's called Counter Strike." | There's actually a pretty legit answer, because I type faster with my left hand too: gaming.
Think about it: WASD is your standard configuration in nearly every PC game for 20+ years. Then you've got all the surrounding keys down as well.
And when you're gaming on a PC, your right hand is controlling the mouse, so ... | There's actually a pretty legit answer, because I type faster with my left hand too: gaming.
Think about it: WASD is your standard configuration in nearly every PC game for 20+ years. Then you've got all the surrounding keys down as well.
And when you're gaming on a PC, your right hand is controlling the mouse, so ... | [
"Summary: People bitching about the X52 either haven't used one (as in your case where you've \"heard bad things about it\" but you have no actual experience with it) or are elitists for whom only something like the Warthog and a pedal setup will do.\n\nPost: I have an X52 and there's nothing wrong with them. It'... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,910 |
trappar | Generate the content for a reddit post It only took my dad 30 seconds of climbing to make my sister and I spend hours searching for him and sit in corners completely silent and still attempting invisibility. | When I was a kid, my sister and I loved hide and go seek and would occasionally convince our dad to join in. Every time he would do the same thing: he would go inside my parents bedroom, close the doors, and tell us to count to 30 before we came in. When we came in, we would search and search but he wouldn't be there. ... | When I was a kid, my sister and I loved hide and go seek and would occasionally convince our dad to join in. Every time he would do the same thing: he would go inside my parents bedroom, close the doors, and tell us to count to 30 before we came in. When we came in, we would search and search but he wouldn't be there. ... | [
"Summary: spend your time learning the basics - how do different forms of sound synthesis work, what are filters, compressors, limitors, saturators, etc... It doesn't matter what program you use. That is in my opinion, the best way to start.\n\nPost: I started out a long time ago using an early version of Audacity.... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,911 |
PersistantRash | Generate the content for a reddit post PEOPLE WHO ABUSE OPIATES SUFFER LONG TERM MALFUNCTIONS INVOLVING OXYTOCIN, A NEUROPEPTIDE HORMONE INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH BOTH THE FUNCTION OF ALL OPIATES AS WELL AS COMPLEX EMOTIONS LIKE LOVE AND TRUST. | uhhh you may be more right than you know. Opiates function by way of a very potent brain hormone that is strongly associated with feelings of love and trust . Hrmmm oxy fucks with the part of your brain that handles trust and relationships... hrmmm Rush was a big fan too now that I come to think on it.
EDIT :: [Link... | uhhh you may be more right than you know. Opiates function by way of a very potent brain hormone that is strongly associated with feelings of love and trust . Hrmmm oxy fucks with the part of your brain that handles trust and relationships... hrmmm Rush was a big fan too now that I come to think on it.
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"Summary: The only thing membership in the 4 year club means, is that reddit has had 4 whole years to rot your mind.\n\nPost: Don't feel bad, you knew about the option, so it's not ignorance, just healthy laziness. I just met one of your fellow 4 year club redditors who didn't know that the blue lines to the left ... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,912 |
angelXwind | Generate the content for a reddit post mikoto didn't cause this. | Hi - mikoto developer here.
Disabling random mikoto dynamic libraries will not do anything to help you. Those dylibs are only executed if their corresponding process is launched. For example, disabling mikotoTrillian when you don't have Trillian open (or even installed) will have absolutely no effect on your device... | Hi - mikoto developer here.
Disabling random mikoto dynamic libraries will not do anything to help you. Those dylibs are only executed if their corresponding process is launched. For example, disabling mikotoTrillian when you don't have Trillian open (or even installed) will have absolutely no effect on your device... | [
"Summary: No. At least, it'd take a LOT of effort, and even then, it may not work as intended. \n Also, if your GV Substrate Extensions have recently stopped working, please report below. \n -Karen sinks back into her hiding hole-\n\nPost: What you are describing is certainly possible, but it is very tedious work... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,913 |
Salva_Veritate | Generate the content for a reddit post it's a fucking two minute chatlog, bitch. Read! | me (10:49:53 PM): so i called my friend beth the other day
me (10:50:00 PM): we were friends in high school
Friend (10:50:00 PM): fat name
me (10:50:09 PM): it's been a long time since we had talked
me (10:50:11 PM): we caught up
Friend (10:50:14 PM): she's fat now isn't she
me (10:50:19 PM): she told me ho... | me (10:49:53 PM): so i called my friend beth the other day
me (10:50:00 PM): we were friends in high school
Friend (10:50:00 PM): fat name
me (10:50:09 PM): it's been a long time since we had talked
me (10:50:11 PM): we caught up
Friend (10:50:14 PM): she's fat now isn't she
me (10:50:19 PM): she told me ho... | [
"Summary: Greek life can be a widely variable term \n Do research, ask locals/alums what the Greek life is like \n Us Greeks are people too, so don't judge a person just for being in a fraternity/sorority \n Keep an open mind, but even if you still don't want to join then no big deal. Cool people won't give you shi... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,914 |
YargainBargain | Generate the content for a reddit post Battlefield noobs, Y U NO play good? | Am I the only one who feels like the team you're on is failing really badly until you step in and change stuff up? An example of this would be earlier today I joined a server and the team I was placed on was losing, bad. Instead of swapping out I switched to medic and started getting tickets back. Then the other tea... | Am I the only one who feels like the team you're on is failing really badly until you step in and change stuff up? An example of this would be earlier today I joined a server and the team I was placed on was losing, bad. Instead of swapping out I switched to medic and started getting tickets back. Then the other tea... | [
"Summary: it is natural for women to bleed monthly, or else they wouldn't do it.\n\nPost: No, you're missing the point. Primate women are meant to menstruate monthly. It allows us the opportunity to breed with the ferocity that we do. So it IS normal for women to bleed every month. What you're saying is that ma... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,915 |
oh_noes | Generate the content for a reddit post some black woman in a friend's class was named La-a, pronounced "Ladasha." | Ok, this is a story from a close friend of mine at a liberal arts college (Indiana University). It was an intro to art history class or something like that, and the professor was going over the roster to make sure everyone that was there was signed up for the class. He's going down the list, standard names, stumbles th... | Ok, this is a story from a close friend of mine at a liberal arts college (Indiana University). It was an intro to art history class or something like that, and the professor was going over the roster to make sure everyone that was there was signed up for the class. He's going down the list, standard names, stumbles th... | [
"Summary: Go to Japan, it's awesome and you'll have a great time.\n\nPost: It's really quite fun, especially if you would be considered \"out of the ordinary\" in Japan. I've backpacked/rode the trains throughout the country 3 times with various people, and it's always a great time. Mostly in high school, we went o... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,916 |
Crawlerado | Generate the content for a reddit post bike was stolen, got it back, made some money | My 3rd senior year in college I had one of my race bikes stolen. The GF left the garage open and someone just came and took it, she was really upset but I reminded her that it was just a thing and that insurance would cover it. So I got the $2800 check from insurance and bought a new bike. About a month later I see a y... | My 3rd senior year in college I had one of my race bikes stolen. The GF left the garage open and someone just came and took it, she was really upset but I reminded her that it was just a thing and that insurance would cover it. So I got the $2800 check from insurance and bought a new bike. About a month later I see a y... | [
"Summary: CHANGE YOUR OIL!\n\nPost: No matter what type of oil you use (but especially NOT Pennzoil) you can't go that long between changes. Engine oil breaks down into various compounds that can cause serious harm to metal, add to that some loss, contamination from combustion and condensation and you're left with ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,917 |
tehm | Generate the content for a reddit post When you are attempting to speak in head resonance what you want to do is make the overtone series of the voice you're singing match the series that your skull gives your voice "for free" in your head.
Want to play around with this? Hum a note and notice how your head feels whil... | This is hard to describe without going into an almost boring amount of detail...
When you sing a note you "hear" it as a single pitch, but in reality it's a fundamental tone with a bunch of overtones on top of it. Say in a monotone without any pauses "a-e-i-o-u". Because you didn't have any pauses, no consonants to b... | This is hard to describe without going into an almost boring amount of detail...
When you sing a note you "hear" it as a single pitch, but in reality it's a fundamental tone with a bunch of overtones on top of it. Say in a monotone without any pauses "a-e-i-o-u". Because you didn't have any pauses, no consonants to b... | [
"Summary: It is a regional thing but it has much less to do with culture than it does with market penetration.\n\nPost: Ok although I suspect this is a hyper-regional thing just going to give my experience from living in Knoxville, TN which is considered one of the meccas of the \"Coke = Soda\" world. \n If you s... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,918 |
CircumcisedSpine | Generate the content for a reddit post Had a dachshund that poached chickens, goats and more from neighboring farms. He was fucking awesome. Unless your were our neighbors (but we always replaced anything he poached). | At one point in my childhood, my family lived up in a rural area of Puerto Rico. We were basically the only family that wasn't running a small farm. We had a few dogs over the course of that time and they all pretty much had free range of our property. We'd put food out for them on the porch... And all but one dog ate... | At one point in my childhood, my family lived up in a rural area of Puerto Rico. We were basically the only family that wasn't running a small farm. We had a few dogs over the course of that time and they all pretty much had free range of our property. We'd put food out for them on the porch... And all but one dog ate... | [
"Summary: Shitty dicks are rare and mostly urban legend. But you can use enemas. Some people get off on that.\n\nPost: Basic hygiene goes a long way. \n If you are worried about unpooped poop (yes, I could have stuck with technical terms, but I preferred that one), it isn't a big issue. Stories of pulling out and f... | 71 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,919 |
ROTFLMAO_GUY | Generate the content for a reddit post stop being naive. | Actually, I've never been. By diverting the argument down that path though, you've proven that you've run out of options. In other words--no rebuttal.
I do know one thing--I have had a girlfriend who cheated on me before. Because I don't know all the facts, I can't tell you whether or not she planned to do it or not.... | Actually, I've never been. By diverting the argument down that path though, you've proven that you've run out of options. In other words--no rebuttal.
I do know one thing--I have had a girlfriend who cheated on me before. Because I don't know all the facts, I can't tell you whether or not she planned to do it or not.... | [
"Summary: Databases.\n\nPost: I worked in development at a college before. Particularly research. They have everything on you. From the moment you turned your college application in, they've been saving everything you've done, from dorm applications to financial aid requests to perhaps even parking tickets. They ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,920 |
cecinestpasreddit | Generate the content for a reddit post Pyramids are sexy. | So, This just made me think of a sexual fantasy I used to have when I was in 4th or 5th grade. I used to have weird dreams that were pseudo-sexual in nature, and while I find a majority of them somewhat vulgar now, they were the fruit to my fruitcake way back when.
The one I remember best is laying in bed, trying to ... | So, This just made me think of a sexual fantasy I used to have when I was in 4th or 5th grade. I used to have weird dreams that were pseudo-sexual in nature, and while I find a majority of them somewhat vulgar now, they were the fruit to my fruitcake way back when.
The one I remember best is laying in bed, trying to ... | [
"Summary: It is unfeasable that any contact will be made with an advanced civilization at any time in our lives. The technology that would allow for such communication already ensures our survival on a global scale.\n\nPost: Voyager was launched in 1977 and is just now at the Heliosphere. If an Alien civilization... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,921 |
FuzzyTurtlez | Generate the content for a reddit post I didnt finish filing my taxes. I am a stupid stupid boy. | I'm an idiot. See, when i filed my taxes it was a 2 part process. I filed with H&R block and this is the first time that i did my taxes so honestly i didnt know what to expect. So i did the first part of it and then i was like ok my taxes are done. Then i was like holy shit i'm not getting my taxes. Then about 10 minut... | I'm an idiot. See, when i filed my taxes it was a 2 part process. I filed with H&R block and this is the first time that i did my taxes so honestly i didnt know what to expect. So i did the first part of it and then i was like ok my taxes are done. Then i was like holy shit i'm not getting my taxes. Then about 10 minut... | [
"Summary: People should be killed through death sentence the same way that they have killed someone.\n\nPost: My view on how people should be funished is simple. \n If someone were to be put on trial and found guilty of killing someone, they should be killed the same way that they killed. \n The reason I would love... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,922 |
whydoievenbother | Generate the content for a reddit post Que sera sera. | Long story short... they're insulin junkies. Ultimately, they're just confusing getting the metabolism going with getting insulin spikes going. The metabolism is much more like the sub-conscious mind. Just because you stop eating or thinking does not stop your mind or body from processing input and creating output. ... | Long story short... they're insulin junkies. Ultimately, they're just confusing getting the metabolism going with getting insulin spikes going. The metabolism is much more like the sub-conscious mind. Just because you stop eating or thinking does not stop your mind or body from processing input and creating output. ... | [
"Summary: It breaks the fast for 30 minutes maximum. It does it so seamlessly and efficiently that your body won't mind at all. Compare for example a Harley Davidson roaring down the street and a rock concert. The Harley is BCAAs... which can impair your hearing. Same with the rock concert. Only difference? D... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,923 |
Quajek | Generate the content for a reddit post Looking for a spoiler-free video to show to a first timer to make sure they can follow what's going on. | I've been looking for a good non-spoilery video to show her that will explain some backstory and introduce some players. She has so much going on in the real world (high-stress job, graduate school) that she often gets distracted and loses track of more complex plots. She is interested in GoT, though, so I want her to... | I've been looking for a good non-spoilery video to show her that will explain some backstory and introduce some players. She has so much going on in the real world (high-stress job, graduate school) that she often gets distracted and loses track of more complex plots. She is interested in GoT, though, so I want her to... | [
"Summary: Want to fight human trafficking? Do something about the cause of it, instead of the symptoms.\n\nPost: I used to work in the nonprofit realm, focusing on fighting against human trafficking. One of the biggest causes of human trafficking that people don't even think about is the destruction of ecosystems.... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,924 |
mwzzhang | Generate the content for a reddit post Separatist scums doing shit job at governing, people got pissed off.
Edit: I overestimated BQ's power, they only had ~50 seats to begin with... | Truth be told, even Quebecers are tired of PQ/BQ's shit. I mean, that's why they got elected out of the House of Commons (there are probably like 4 BQ MPs (originally most of the province i.e. somewhere around 60) in the House right now?) and the National Assembly (especially National Assembly, because Quebecers bit th... | Truth be told, even Quebecers are tired of PQ/BQ's shit. I mean, that's why they got elected out of the House of Commons (there are probably like 4 BQ MPs (originally most of the province i.e. somewhere around 60) in the House right now?) and the National Assembly (especially National Assembly, because Quebecers bit th... | [
"Summary: Lives in Toronto, supports Montreal because I lived there before and want to live there in the future.\n\nPost: Not exactly bandwagon, but still being an out-of-city supporter, there must be some reason other than loyalty and solidarity with the city in supporting the team. \n Basically, I moved from Chin... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,925 |
hett | Generate the content for a reddit post this game, which I am desparate to love as a gigantic Star Wars fan, just doesn't feel like Star Wars to me and that is my biggest issue. Also the engine stinks to high heaven.
edit: also, as a roleplayer, the RP scene in this game sucks. it really sucks. | My biggest issue with the game stems from the fact that to me, a die-hard Star Wars nerd since I first saw the films at 3, SWTOR just doesn't feel like Star Wars.
The lack of ambient music, the character designs, the dialogue, the armor -- almost none of it feels right to me. What blatant Star Wars aspects are presen... | My biggest issue with the game stems from the fact that to me, a die-hard Star Wars nerd since I first saw the films at 3, SWTOR just doesn't feel like Star Wars.
The lack of ambient music, the character designs, the dialogue, the armor -- almost none of it feels right to me. What blatant Star Wars aspects are presen... | [
"Summary: get the fuck over it already, yeesh.\n\nPost: I know this hurts little buddy, but Lucas is no longer the end all be all when it comes to Star Wars, and Disney's recent canon changes override any offhand statements Lucas made in 2008. He also declared that the KOTOR light side story was canon, and it no lo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,926 |
peanutbuttar | Generate the content for a reddit post tagging stops you from going to a new position, therefore you need good positioning to succeed. | If the ct gets the drop on the t and the t still gets the headshot, that says more about the ct's aim than anything.
>If i strafe behind cover before i engage, then this neutralizes that positional advantage because we now both know where eachother is, and it becomes a matter of who is better (or at least makes the b... | If the ct gets the drop on the t and the t still gets the headshot, that says more about the ct's aim than anything.
>If i strafe behind cover before i engage, then this neutralizes that positional advantage because we now both know where eachother is, and it becomes a matter of who is better (or at least makes the b... | [
"Summary: keep your chin up, big boy!\n\nPost: Don't get discouraged, be nice to your teammates, when you're dead, find your teams best player and watch what they do. \n And as you get better, when you see a teammate making a mistake, be nice. Just politely say, \"hey man, I think you should have done this back the... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,927 |
RemoteSenses | Generate the content for a reddit post don't recommend UVerse. Obviously if it's all you can afford, go for it, but I'd go with something else if you have other options available. | I've heard nothing but bad experiences from people I know who've had UVerse. Usually really varied speeds.
6 mbps down to watch HD Netflix and game is cutting it pretty close. You'll probably experience quite a bit of latency.
Also, what's the upload speed? Is it matched with the download speed or? Because upload s... | I've heard nothing but bad experiences from people I know who've had UVerse. Usually really varied speeds.
6 mbps down to watch HD Netflix and game is cutting it pretty close. You'll probably experience quite a bit of latency.
Also, what's the upload speed? Is it matched with the download speed or? Because upload s... | [
"Summary: MLG is a business. \n Businesses are there to make money. \n They make money to earn profits. That's how businesses work. They don't owe anything to anyone and have free reign to do as they please because they have basically zero competitors.\n\nPost: The more you allow MLG to do so, the less likely we'll... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,928 |
TheMaverick13 | Generate the content for a reddit post battlefield 4 electronic upgrade doesn't work on all of the files on the system. | My brother and I had battlefield 4 on the ps3 before we got our ps4, so when we got the 4 we started the $10 downloadable upgrade off of the playstation store. We downloaded it on his file and it works for him but when we go to my file on the same system it says that the game can only be played by someone with a licens... | My brother and I had battlefield 4 on the ps3 before we got our ps4, so when we got the 4 we started the $10 downloadable upgrade off of the playstation store. We downloaded it on his file and it works for him but when we go to my file on the same system it says that the game can only be played by someone with a licens... | [
"Summary: my gf didn't show affection and it makes me feel like the relationship is coming to an end.\n\nPost: My gf(17) and I(M18) have been dating for almost a year and a half and lately things have been iffy. It Atleast it seems that way to me. \n My gf shows me maybe about 2/5 the affection I show her. Like whe... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,929 |
RegularParadox | Generate the content for a reddit post Energy levels have been shit; sleeping for 14-15 hours in order to function kinda okay. Can't work out, can hardly think. Depression isn't the problem. Possible MS or narcolepsy, but rather young for either diagnosis and don't have all of the symptoms of either. Endo won't address... | So, I'm a little over 7 months on T now. Changes have been going normally, I guess.
The issue is that I have shit energy levels. T is supposed to make your energy levels higher, right?
I started out with 200mg biweekly. Although my T levels were fine, I had shark week issues, so my doctor switched me to 200mg week... | So, I'm a little over 7 months on T now. Changes have been going normally, I guess.
The issue is that I have shit energy levels. T is supposed to make your energy levels higher, right?
I started out with 200mg biweekly. Although my T levels were fine, I had shark week issues, so my doctor switched me to 200mg week... | [
"Summary: Being a chick sucks ass, at least in my experience. It's so restrictive, there're so many expectations. You get judged for everything, your appearance above all, by men and women. But, different strokes for different folks. It's just not for me.\n\nPost: Well, to give a reply similar to your post, speak... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,930 |
devilsassassin | Generate the content for a reddit post I agree with you, its pretty dumb. | It's because people dont want to lose money. The dumbest part is that with our program of not letting anyone die in the ER, is that not having healthcare actually costs taxpayers more. If people got the correct preventative care, then there would be less ER visits, and less emergency surgeries.
Also, universal health... | It's because people dont want to lose money. The dumbest part is that with our program of not letting anyone die in the ER, is that not having healthcare actually costs taxpayers more. If people got the correct preventative care, then there would be less ER visits, and less emergency surgeries.
Also, universal health... | [
"Summary: We do not have a debt problem, we have an extreme unemployment problem.\n\nPost: No, he understands macro economics. Debt of the country in sovereign currency is not a real problem. Unemployment is a very real problem. Inflation happens when the money supply exceeds the money demand in a fiat economy like... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,931 |
Nicend | Generate the content for a reddit post You could've installed the software.
Edit: the install is also a single executable that runs without issue under Windows XP -> 8 with an install time of about a minute, so the time frame shouldn't have been an issue. | Factset is a 'cloud' based system so the software itself doesn't use a license and instead you log into an account when you run it. It doesn't allow the same account concurrently and instead simply rejects the duplicate login attempt until the first one logs out.
In fact that software package can be downloaded direct... | Factset is a 'cloud' based system so the software itself doesn't use a license and instead you log into an account when you run it. It doesn't allow the same account concurrently and instead simply rejects the duplicate login attempt until the first one logs out.
In fact that software package can be downloaded direct... | [
"Summary: most fans are making fun of it's own stupidity, but some are serious, and I write way too much because I'm bored.\n\nPost: The vast majority of bronys are self aware enough about that they treat it more as a game (I.e. how many can I drag to the dark side) than in any actual obsessive need to make you acc... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,932 |
jschild | Generate the content for a reddit post shitty parents cause a lot of problems. | Shitty parents would let a 8 year old play GTA.
Shitty parents would have a loaded gun where an 8 year old could gain access to it.
Shitty parents would have loaded weapons in the house and not teach/train their 8 year old in the proper care and respect of said weapon. | Shitty parents would let a 8 year old play GTA.
Shitty parents would have a loaded gun where an 8 year old could gain access to it.
Shitty parents would have loaded weapons in the house and not teach/train their 8 year old in the proper care and respect of said weapon. | [
"Summary: Don't cherry pick one location and try to say something. The globe as a whole is what matters.\n\nPost: Actually, the world is losing ice as a whole, including the Antarctic. Maybe, just maybe, you should actually read in detail what the fuck you are claiming to talk about and understand that changing ant... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,933 |
Rion23 | Generate the content for a reddit post ive, they didn't have faster than light travel, the ships moved through sub-space, totally different things.
They don't go to anywhere new. Probably the biggest piss-off for me is that they don't use the Stargate. All they do is sit around on the ship, bitching and fighting w... | So, one day I thought I'd check out this new show, SG-U. It looked pretty good, and I had heard about Stargate before but had never actually see any. I thought this would be a good way to get into the show. After a lukewarm opening, they had that huge extended break between half the season, so I thought I'd watch the o... | So, one day I thought I'd check out this new show, SG-U. It looked pretty good, and I had heard about Stargate before but had never actually see any. I thought this would be a good way to get into the show. After a lukewarm opening, they had that huge extended break between half the season, so I thought I'd watch the o... | [
"Summary: Friend tripping hard, picks up troll on side of road, puts it in his closet and feeds it milk, turns out to be boy with down syndrome that ran away from home, he got an award.\n\nPost: Alright I don't know if this is true, but it's a good read and so I'm telling you. \n Alright so this girlfriend I used t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,934 |
ArcticSpaceman | Generate the content for a reddit post Constructive criticism is more helpful. | Really?
I mean I know all artistic expression is subjective, but I think you can at least credit the music as interesting and deeply emotive. I personally was really into the intricacies of the production and how it all came together, but maybe that's just because I'm also an artist.
I don't want to assert you hav... | Really?
I mean I know all artistic expression is subjective, but I think you can at least credit the music as interesting and deeply emotive. I personally was really into the intricacies of the production and how it all came together, but maybe that's just because I'm also an artist.
I don't want to assert you hav... | [
"Summary: it's not shut shaming, the fact she was a playboy model is unfortunate with the wording he used to disqualify her, but completely circumstantial and irrelevant to the point he was making, which is that she's not qualified \n I'm not going to hold a dumb internet argument about this, so please don't rep... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,935 |
Zephandrypus | Generate the content for a reddit post Nobody watches while you work, but everybody watches when you talk. | I was just thinking, "I believe I have great intelligence, but everybody thinks I'm dumb because of the way I speak." This seems to be the biggest problem with society and mental illness. For example, I know a guy with low-functioning autism. He's loud, wears the same clothes everyday, and swings his head back and fort... | I was just thinking, "I believe I have great intelligence, but everybody thinks I'm dumb because of the way I speak." This seems to be the biggest problem with society and mental illness. For example, I know a guy with low-functioning autism. He's loud, wears the same clothes everyday, and swings his head back and fort... | [
"Summary: Best browser-based flash game out there.\n\nPost: Really good free flash racing game online. It is very voxelly and has a unique art style. There is destruction physics. You have a power bar that controls how fast you go and decays over time. You can keep it up by doing stunts. This is one of the only rac... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,936 |
Jorlen | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes. | I rushed the end of my first playthrough of BB when DS2 came out of the PS4. I really didn't want to and meant to finish all the chalice dungeons (optional content) but I just craved that DS2 feeling and buttery 60 FPS / short load times. I will say this though - BB's combat feels so much... quicker. I was doing mov... | I rushed the end of my first playthrough of BB when DS2 came out of the PS4. I really didn't want to and meant to finish all the chalice dungeons (optional content) but I just craved that DS2 feeling and buttery 60 FPS / short load times. I will say this though - BB's combat feels so much... quicker. I was doing mov... | [
"Summary: Most likely rushed the reviews and had other deadlines and got bitter regarding the lack of review copies and consequently: a) gave it a shit score and b) didn't really play it to begin with, which is painfully fucking obvious by reading some of these \"journalist\" reviews.\n\nPost: The moment you reali... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,937 |
callmeredhead | Generate the content for a reddit post Running out of meds. Headed for withdraw most likely. Don't want that to scare away awesome new boy. Really stressed and scared and could really use some support or experience or anything right now. | Effexor is the 4-5th anti-anxiety med I've tried and honestly I think I only stayed with it because I had the least amount of side effects. It seems to do nothing for my anxiety. I graduated college back in May, but I work at my college and get my health insurance through them. Well, come to find out today that even th... | Effexor is the 4-5th anti-anxiety med I've tried and honestly I think I only stayed with it because I had the least amount of side effects. It seems to do nothing for my anxiety. I graduated college back in May, but I work at my college and get my health insurance through them. Well, come to find out today that even th... | [
"Summary: Shit going down at home. Unable to focus on too-advanced math class and start failing. Teachers refused to allow me to be moved to the \"stupid class\" (his words). I Fail. Summer School.\n\nPost: I was in 8th grade and had a lot of family problems going on at home. My single parent mom was spiraling down... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,938 |
AbrahamVanHelsing | Generate the content for a reddit post anecdotes | I can't prove it to you exactly, but from experience I've found most spindowns heavily favor a certain part of the die. I brought one to FNM last week, and my opponent and I both rolled it. Both times, it came up 15. We both rolled again, and both times it came up 15. At that point we switched to 2d6 but I rolled the... | I can't prove it to you exactly, but from experience I've found most spindowns heavily favor a certain part of the die. I brought one to FNM last week, and my opponent and I both rolled it. Both times, it came up 15. We both rolled again, and both times it came up 15. At that point we switched to 2d6 but I rolled the... | [
"Summary: They can and they would, but you're in the minority with your demands. Sorry.\n\nPost: This is the first I've heard of these \"high-demand\" game modes like no-CD (Katarina/Garen 100% break the game, how fun) and 20k gold at start (5-AD teams don't sound all that interesting to me, though)... I think your... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,939 |
KibblesnBitts | Generate the content for a reddit post Time traveling family. | This is reposted but here goes:
So this was back in 2006 when I was 16 and worked at a chain pretzel shop at my local mall. Now, this is during the dead afternoon days of the summer, usually there would just be one person manning the satellite store, as there was the main one upstairs, and the satellite store downsta... | This is reposted but here goes:
So this was back in 2006 when I was 16 and worked at a chain pretzel shop at my local mall. Now, this is during the dead afternoon days of the summer, usually there would just be one person manning the satellite store, as there was the main one upstairs, and the satellite store downsta... | [
"Summary: No.\n\nPost: I used to push shopping carts at a very busy and very high-end grocery store, as in it would generally gross over $100 million per year. The story happened in the summer of 2009 \n One hot summer day, the asphalt was sizzling after every bead of sweat fell onto its black surface, I happened t... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,940 |
ShigglyB00 | Generate the content for a reddit post Being peed in front of without morning ruins the mood | I was seeing a girl a while ago. We had hung out a few times and decided to go out to a restaurant. It was a lovely meal and we were getting on quite well. She kept burping then giggling, which at first took me by surprise, as I didn't think people generally... did that! (By no means am I some upper class snobby type, ... | I was seeing a girl a while ago. We had hung out a few times and decided to go out to a restaurant. It was a lovely meal and we were getting on quite well. She kept burping then giggling, which at first took me by surprise, as I didn't think people generally... did that! (By no means am I some upper class snobby type, ... | [
"Summary: Suicide is controversial, but I don't think it's a bad thing\n\nPost: One of my dad's close friends killed himself a few years back. They hadn't spoken in years and the news hit him pretty hard. Any time the topic of suicide comes up, his opinion is always \"Suicide is the most selfish thing you can do\".... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,941 |
TheJailbreakKid | Generate the content for a reddit post I fucking hate both endings, Jason reverts to being a pussy and Citra's a bitch. What do you think? | THIS THREAD CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN AS WELL AS BOTH ENDINGS
Personally. Having played the whole game and done EVERYTHING before I beat the last mission(relics, letters, outposts, the whole she-bang) I was fucking pissed at the endings.
I chose the "save your friends" option and then later watched ... | THIS THREAD CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN AS WELL AS BOTH ENDINGS
Personally. Having played the whole game and done EVERYTHING before I beat the last mission(relics, letters, outposts, the whole she-bang) I was fucking pissed at the endings.
I chose the "save your friends" option and then later watched ... | [
"Summary: I miss my DEX build. :(\n\nPost: I played for a couple of hours today and messed around with a STR build I threw together, its fun at first when you can 1 hit everything (I got a Demon Great Axe to drop off the Taurus Demon in the Burg) but I couldn't bring myself to keep going at O&S after 4-5 failed att... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,942 |
eifersucht12a | Generate the content for a reddit post It's a feel good post. | I think it's amazing what we can achieve these days. I'm not incredibly informed or privy to transgender issues but my understanding is that there are very serious degrees of emotional distress that can come from gender identity issues. I believe it's referred to as gender dysphoria. Anyway, I think it's incredible tha... | I think it's amazing what we can achieve these days. I'm not incredibly informed or privy to transgender issues but my understanding is that there are very serious degrees of emotional distress that can come from gender identity issues. I believe it's referred to as gender dysphoria. Anyway, I think it's incredible tha... | [
"Summary: I'm joining this decade of PC Gaming and I'm excited. Cut me some slack bro.\n\nPost: I just realized without context my comment sounds pretty fucking stupid. \n My computer as it stands is a Frankenstein of way-too-old-for-modern-gaming parts. I can hit like 12fps at low settings in a not very demanding ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,943 |
Doldenberg | Generate the content for a reddit post Nevermind.
EDIT: Also, dear GayLubeOil, [this](
>Creatine monohydrate is better than creatine ethyl ester. Intermitent fasting, yes or no? What is the best time to consume carbs?
...are definitely not what I would define as intellectual discussions. | Seriously, what's it with these guys and philosophers? On the one hand, they're always bragging about their Super-STEM-powers, on the other, they have such a terrible misunderstanding of philosophy that they wouldn't get through a high school course.
>“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak mi... | Seriously, what's it with these guys and philosophers? On the one hand, they're always bragging about their Super-STEM-powers, on the other, they have such a terrible misunderstanding of philosophy that they wouldn't get through a high school course.
>“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak mi... | [
"Summary: If you do it, ask yourself some questions before doing it half-assed.\n\nPost: Oh yes, of course, there's really no reason why some characters shouldn't be female. But again, then we have to consider these things: \n \n OP is now at the point of noticing that there aren't any women, so they have to be put... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,944 |
Siggy_23 | Generate the content for a reddit post a 2x TiDi server would make everything happen twice as fast compared with your stopwatch sitting on your desk but the number of calculations per possible user input would be the same resulting in the same interceptor issue. | This is not in any way the case.
reverse TiDi only reduces the time between ticks which is far more than a semantic difference between increasing the tick rate.
Imagine you have a gun which fires once every 10 seconds.
As the server stands now, I could issue 10 different move commands to my ship between shots. Th... | This is not in any way the case.
reverse TiDi only reduces the time between ticks which is far more than a semantic difference between increasing the tick rate.
Imagine you have a gun which fires once every 10 seconds.
As the server stands now, I could issue 10 different move commands to my ship between shots. Th... | [
"Summary: The HML is a long range platform and should be compared against other long range platforms like the railgun, artillery cannon and beam laser; if you want short range high DPS after the nerf, your missile answer will be the HAM\n\nPost: Missiles are getting buffed . . . only the HML is getting a nerf \n I... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,945 |
thewarehouse | Generate the content for a reddit post chicken livers be tasty | Tiny no comparison personal story - I was slicing chicken livers after having sauteed them and apparently a gall bladder was in there. I was like "what's this weird dark green grape-looking thing? I know. I'll cut it open!" so I barely touch it with the blade of my knife and it pops and sprays me in the face with hot c... | Tiny no comparison personal story - I was slicing chicken livers after having sauteed them and apparently a gall bladder was in there. I was like "what's this weird dark green grape-looking thing? I know. I'll cut it open!" so I barely touch it with the blade of my knife and it pops and sprays me in the face with hot c... | [
"Summary: There's a LOT to complain about. Hence all the posts.\n\nPost: The point, I think, is that it wouldn't have been hard for them to have made a great, satisfying finale. Even if it was great but wasn't perfect, sure, people would still be nitpicking - because that's what people on the internet do . However... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,946 |
mrgreyshadow | Generate the content for a reddit post I just used reddit to diagnose your anxiety disorder and possible OCD. I am not a doctor, therefore disregard everything I say unless a doctor agrees with me. | But the first-line treatment for not-benign tics is klonopin, which is a benzodiazepine. It works a little like alcohol, pharmacologically, except it lasts longer and isn't poisonous. Benzos are also known to suppress seizures (during a seizure) and anxiety attacks.
In creeping through your comment history, I notice ... | But the first-line treatment for not-benign tics is klonopin, which is a benzodiazepine. It works a little like alcohol, pharmacologically, except it lasts longer and isn't poisonous. Benzos are also known to suppress seizures (during a seizure) and anxiety attacks.
In creeping through your comment history, I notice ... | [
"Summary: get over it.\n\nPost: Breastfeeding is not indecent exposure. The female breast is not indecent and does not necessitate censorship, especially when it is performing its rightful function. Male nipples are not censored. Non-infants can eat public. Women can take their children in public. Women are allowed... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,947 |
jonygone | Generate the content for a reddit post the sun is a certain a distinguishable clump of matter organized in certain ways, self-ownership is not made of matter (although coming to think of it, it could be seen as something that exists like the sun exists, it would be seen to exist as a certain a distinguishable clump of ... | no. I'm saying that self-ownership is a concept, not the word, but the actual thing that we call self-ownership. the sun is not a concept, it is distinguishable collection of matter; that is a thing. self-ownership is a human idea, there is no self-ownership in matter, there are only humans that say they have self-owne... | no. I'm saying that self-ownership is a concept, not the word, but the actual thing that we call self-ownership. the sun is not a concept, it is distinguishable collection of matter; that is a thing. self-ownership is a human idea, there is no self-ownership in matter, there are only humans that say they have self-owne... | [
"Summary: until we can assure that others (countries/individuals) also don't have WMD we must rely on one group of individuals (the military/police) to use them to protect us from criminal use of them. \n This is of course assuming that it actually is a good idea to have \"a civil possession principle\", because ma... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,948 |
SaltTM | Generate the content for a reddit post What does mojang need to do to counter act removal spells to help the more creative decks be viable? | Not a beginner nor a vet, but what do you think needs to happen to make creative decks work in scrolls? Right now removals destroy any sort of creative play. For instance I really wanted to make roasted bean potion work on order and do like double move turns with a few of my guys (more chess like), but those creature... | Not a beginner nor a vet, but what do you think needs to happen to make creative decks work in scrolls? Right now removals destroy any sort of creative play. For instance I really wanted to make roasted bean potion work on order and do like double move turns with a few of my guys (more chess like), but those creature... | [
"Summary: there's nothing you can do to stop people from trying to PvP on a PvP server. You could always add obstacles, but that will just slow it down, not stop it (Well maybe open more battle royale servers could work). So yeah it's a survival game, it's meant that you do everything in your power to survive in a ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,949 |
granadesnhorseshoes | Generate the content for a reddit post Its got more bullshit in it than the ground beef they sell. | So lets keep this in mind and consider something. They didn't just remove a slice of cheese from the double cheeseburger. They created a new product, the McDubble with only 1 slice of cheese.
Great, now how much of that savings is going back out the window because they have an entirely new product taking up "shelf" s... | So lets keep this in mind and consider something. They didn't just remove a slice of cheese from the double cheeseburger. They created a new product, the McDubble with only 1 slice of cheese.
Great, now how much of that savings is going back out the window because they have an entirely new product taking up "shelf" s... | [
"Summary: the power of anon is in how shitty and stupid it really is. \n ...and now i'm on a watchlist.\n\nPost: Anyone smart enough to do any real damage in the name of anon will be smart enough not to buy into that sort of thing. \n The Bad thing about anon is anyone and everyone can call themselves anon and are ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,950 |
stephyt | Generate the content for a reddit post sometimes medical concerns or life makes it hard to visit :( | My friend had twins super early and they were transferred into our local NICU. She has a 2 year old and she, her husband and daughter came down with a bad flu in quick succession. He is also active duty and she didn't have a sitter for her sick kid. I would have offered but I was super pregnant at the time and could no... | My friend had twins super early and they were transferred into our local NICU. She has a 2 year old and she, her husband and daughter came down with a bad flu in quick succession. He is also active duty and she didn't have a sitter for her sick kid. I would have offered but I was super pregnant at the time and could no... | [
"Summary: husband misheard and dog got my anniversary dinner\n\nPost: For a long time, my favorite food was meatloaf. Specifically my mom's meatloaf. \n My then-boyfriend (now husband) and I were in college and he has made an attempt to cook it that turned out horribly wrong due to the crap quality meat available t... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,951 |
Epicness1324 | Generate the content for a reddit post Retarded person is retarded. | Proof of someone who has never played Minecraft. First things first, ignoring the "echo system" thing, yes, in order to build in Minecraft there is some level of environmental destruction required, but the beauty of Minecraft is that you can fix it. Chop down 20 trees to make room for your house? You can plant 50 more!... | Proof of someone who has never played Minecraft. First things first, ignoring the "echo system" thing, yes, in order to build in Minecraft there is some level of environmental destruction required, but the beauty of Minecraft is that you can fix it. Chop down 20 trees to make room for your house? You can plant 50 more!... | [
"Summary: Pacal is an asshole, I invade and take 3 cities (Uxmal, Tikal, Palenque) and then demand two former Assyrian cities, revive Ashurbanipal, and then go to space.\n\nPost: That happened in my last game, except I knew what I was getting into. It was late game, I had only the stasis chamber to build to win, an... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,952 |
chimpfunkz | Generate the content for a reddit post Burn isn't really close to a good deck, and doesn't really put up good numbers. | It's a tier 2 deck at best. As for "good numbers" 2% of the top 8 fields doesn't really qualify as good numbers. It just isn't very good as of late, since the current top decks (such as UWr Miracles, UWR delver, and Esper deathblade) all have maindeck ways to get around burn (UW can just cast countertop and try to ride... | It's a tier 2 deck at best. As for "good numbers" 2% of the top 8 fields doesn't really qualify as good numbers. It just isn't very good as of late, since the current top decks (such as UWr Miracles, UWR delver, and Esper deathblade) all have maindeck ways to get around burn (UW can just cast countertop and try to ride... | [
"Summary: generic ramp cards or generic goodstuff at common.\n\nPost: It really depeds on what you're playing. \n For example, in Green, there is a small subset of cards that basically fit into every deck, and a good number are ~$1. \n Regrowth, Rampant Growth, Cultivate, Kodama's Reach, Skyshroud Claim, Beast With... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,953 |
sponge_bucket | Generate the content for a reddit post Quina is a culmination of all the other character's boldest traits set free for comic relief and to confuse the crap out of people who try to overanalyze it beyond that | Quina I always took as a character that was still in a childlike state, still trying to figure the world and him/herself out. I don't know how far you got into FFIX but you do find other Qu's and they seem to be slightly less ignorant of what's going on in general. It never made sense to me until I thought of Quina as ... | Quina I always took as a character that was still in a childlike state, still trying to figure the world and him/herself out. I don't know how far you got into FFIX but you do find other Qu's and they seem to be slightly less ignorant of what's going on in general. It never made sense to me until I thought of Quina as ... | [
"Summary: watch Tali's chest instead of the little white light on her helmet when she talks for a more satisfying playthrough\n\nPost: Personally the cover could be covered in an ectoplamic goo for all I care in the end. As long as the ME series keeps pace with what it started then it shouldn't really matter. \n Th... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,954 |
britishguitar | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes. | You make it sound like this is a controversial or unusual opinion. Prochoice doesn't mean that you're meant to enthusiastically endorse the fantastic benefits of abortions. No one likes abortions or wants them to be necessary. But they are, that's a fact of life. So we do the next best thing, which is provide the (of... | You make it sound like this is a controversial or unusual opinion. Prochoice doesn't mean that you're meant to enthusiastically endorse the fantastic benefits of abortions. No one likes abortions or wants them to be necessary. But they are, that's a fact of life. So we do the next best thing, which is provide the (of... | [
"Summary: he's fucked\n\nPost: This is an interesting question. \n In Australia, there are two ways to form a federal political party: \n \n Collect 500 signatures of members (ie. you must have 500 people willing to join the party), and pay a relatively small fee. \n \n Be started by a sitting member of the House o... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,955 |
PsychoPhilosopher | Generate the content for a reddit post fetus' dream and think without visual, auditory or even gustatory processing. | Bad definition of thought.
Mostly because I would argue that this form of thought, like many others, is influenced most by external factors. You've learned to think in a certain way, but it could easily be different.
Two points, one sensible and definition based, one that brings up a semi-relevant fact that I think... | Bad definition of thought.
Mostly because I would argue that this form of thought, like many others, is influenced most by external factors. You've learned to think in a certain way, but it could easily be different.
Two points, one sensible and definition based, one that brings up a semi-relevant fact that I think... | [
"Summary: It's complex, you probably need to read it. But: Analyzing the ratio of power to responsibility helps to demonstrate why voters will give up their power to large parties who do not have their best interests at heart.\n\nPost: Voter apathy is what went wrong. \n I have a pet theory of my own that might hel... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,956 |
MinimumEffort | Generate the content for a reddit post OP IS A NIGGERFAGGOT AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF | Fortunately I use [Reddit Enhancement Suite]( and I can block the crappy subreddits, but it still leaks into /r/ImGoingToHellForThis and it sucks, because you can see they were not written with playful, funny, politically incorrect wit but with hateful, close-minded, ignorant stupidity that makes you WTF out loud.
I ... | Fortunately I use [Reddit Enhancement Suite]( and I can block the crappy subreddits, but it still leaks into /r/ImGoingToHellForThis and it sucks, because you can see they were not written with playful, funny, politically incorrect wit but with hateful, close-minded, ignorant stupidity that makes you WTF out loud.
I ... | [
"Summary: Best purchase ever \n edit: What a surprised, it happen again. \n I bought the Nexus 4 on the day it launched from the O2 store, NOT THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE. [Here is the source of the deal]( I tried to post before, but got downvoted [Here is the post on XDA, who did listen and got a free TV with their pho... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,957 |
RectumExplorer-- | Generate the content for a reddit post Stunfuck G3 and always carry lube in case stalker comes | Best way to stop stalker from coming for you is to want him to come, then he never shows up.
In all seriousness now, G3 are CCable, so stomp their arse, for stalker I can't give you much of a tip, spam your iron skin and hope he doesn't dispel it faster than you can cast it, there really isn't much you can do, just tr... | Best way to stop stalker from coming for you is to want him to come, then he never shows up.
In all seriousness now, G3 are CCable, so stomp their arse, for stalker I can't give you much of a tip, spam your iron skin and hope he doesn't dispel it faster than you can cast it, there really isn't much you can do, just tr... | [
"Summary: With current skillset Ashe can't be \"OP\", if she gets nerfed all my hope in balance team is forever lost and I quit LoL.\n\nPost: I have a rule for myself and it's like this. When Ashe gets nerfed is when I uninstall league forever. \nAt that point I lose all the faith I have left in Riot's balance team... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,958 |
selfabortion | Generate the content for a reddit post I think you have an interesting question and it has me wishing I could identify a more extreme Democrat. | I have to say that, of the two major parties, I'm much more of a Democrat and I honestly wish they would be a little bit more extreme in the leftward direction. I agree with ZebZ when he says that the spectrum has moved so far right that it's hard for me even to think of Democrats as anything but moderate Republicans,... | I have to say that, of the two major parties, I'm much more of a Democrat and I honestly wish they would be a little bit more extreme in the leftward direction. I agree with ZebZ when he says that the spectrum has moved so far right that it's hard for me even to think of Democrats as anything but moderate Republicans,... | [
"Summary: I've worked hard in a lot of aspects of my life, but I'm not naive enough to think that any individual controls most of the circumstances that shape their life and destiny. And I'm telling you this as a former libertarian existentialist. I got rid of that way of thinking after I shed my teenage years an... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,959 |
RandomExcess | Generate the content for a reddit post The light from your headlights is always rushing ahead of you at the same constant speed c, so you are always going slower than the speed of light. | No matter how fast you think you are moving, you can think of yourself as standing still, so there is always a way to think of your speed as zero. Light on the other hand will always be the speed of light c (10 million miles a minute) and since can never be thought of as zero (it is always 10 million miles a minute) ... | No matter how fast you think you are moving, you can think of yourself as standing still, so there is always a way to think of your speed as zero. Light on the other hand will always be the speed of light c (10 million miles a minute) and since can never be thought of as zero (it is always 10 million miles a minute) ... | [
"Summary: It is important to understand that the induced map on the factor group is well defined, after that is just chasing definitions.\n\nPost: EDIT: in this comment h is not assumed to be or proved to be in H. I am continuing your notation of g and h being in G. \nAssume f is a surjective map from G to G'. \nf ... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,960 |
GalacticCow | Generate the content for a reddit post Used in a sarcastic sense, it makes fun of the very people who use the phrase seriously | The whole point is that it's a joke. If I say:
"the toilet's clogged. Thanks Obama!"
...I am obviously not trying to seriously state that the state of my toilet is the fault of the US president or the government. Furthermore, if I say it in a sarcastic sense:
"Weed is getting more expensive nowadays, thanks Ob... | The whole point is that it's a joke. If I say:
"the toilet's clogged. Thanks Obama!"
...I am obviously not trying to seriously state that the state of my toilet is the fault of the US president or the government. Furthermore, if I say it in a sarcastic sense:
"Weed is getting more expensive nowadays, thanks Ob... | [
"Summary: Quantum computers only work in certain conditions. Researchers finally found a material that satisfies those conditions really well. So it's really important for people who want to make quantum computers.\n\nPost: Quantum computers are theoretical computers that are impossibly fast. A tiny quantum comp... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,961 |
MultipleMatrix | Generate the content for a reddit post Situation couldn't have worked out better. Be thankful not upset. | You played this like a king. That was easily the most precarious position you were in (no pun intended?) and you dodged it.
Just as quickly as you could have been aggressive and "dominated her" just as likely she could have called rape charges and you would have been DESTROYED at 18 yrs old. Don't put it past some pe... | You played this like a king. That was easily the most precarious position you were in (no pun intended?) and you dodged it.
Just as quickly as you could have been aggressive and "dominated her" just as likely she could have called rape charges and you would have been DESTROYED at 18 yrs old. Don't put it past some pe... | [
"Summary: Sure, it's kinda cool/hot from a guy's perspective. But get it checked out. No hesitation. Ignore everything else. It's absolutely imperative that you do. If you wait too long, any condition can go from easily treatable to non-treatable. \n I don't mean to scare you, no need to be scared, only to impart t... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,962 |
WinOSXBuntu | Generate the content for a reddit post Chill ya cheese and flick ya bean for a change. | Hey, I've had no problems with SimCity either, I had a minor black screen crash initially but it wasn't too serious. I'm just stating an opinion like you that you sound too much like you are on EA's payroll, if you enjoy the game and have had no problems, don't mention it, just sit back and enjoy the game, I do.
If I... | Hey, I've had no problems with SimCity either, I had a minor black screen crash initially but it wasn't too serious. I'm just stating an opinion like you that you sound too much like you are on EA's payroll, if you enjoy the game and have had no problems, don't mention it, just sit back and enjoy the game, I do.
If I... | [
"Summary: Stop trying to speak on behalf of everyone.\n\nPost: Well lets face it, Skype for Metro has far bigger problems to worry than being full screen. I personally find it hella useful to have a built in Mail client and with a dual screen setup, I have Metro and its Apps slapped on one screen and at most I am W... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,963 |
blarghusmaximus | Generate the content for a reddit post SwC COULD be great, the only thing hurting them right now is that they have no players. Their software is pretty good, they have an Android app which is a HUGE first in online poker, but they're not doing a good job getting the word out that AMERICANS CAN PLAY POKER WITH BITCOIN. | not really accurate.
Most players use Seals With Clubs because its the only game in town. I dont know of another BTC site open to US players.
I'm a HUGE fan of SwC so dont take any of this as a negative -- I'm playing right now!
They do have low stakes, but they really really do not have tons of players. Highest ... | not really accurate.
Most players use Seals With Clubs because its the only game in town. I dont know of another BTC site open to US players.
I'm a HUGE fan of SwC so dont take any of this as a negative -- I'm playing right now!
They do have low stakes, but they really really do not have tons of players. Highest ... | [
"Summary: Military people take their uniforms seriously . And Shamar wearing the blouse (jacket), unbuttoned, while in his underwear in 'vivor really pisses them off. (I also think if I was going to an island I'd bring my freaking blouse too... those things are really really good)\n\nPost: I (ARMY ROTC dropout...)... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,964 |
yself | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes | Consider our existing human technologies and our own levels of benevolence toward other humans. Some human cultures have highly advanced and potentially life-saving technologies compared to other human cultures. Even within our own local cultures, like within the US, we see a lack of compassion between the so called ha... | Consider our existing human technologies and our own levels of benevolence toward other humans. Some human cultures have highly advanced and potentially life-saving technologies compared to other human cultures. Even within our own local cultures, like within the US, we see a lack of compassion between the so called ha... | [
"Summary: Address overpopulation now by eliminating tax deductions based on the number of children\n\nPost: I find it interesting that we have so much discussion in the mainstream media about doing something now related to climate change, but we don't communicate about the population issue in the same way. Someti... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,965 |
streetfools | Generate the content for a reddit post need to replace a 4.50-18 with a dual sport tire. what size should I get? | XS650 Street Tracker Tire Options?
Hey guys, a couple quick questions for you. I have a 1975 XS650 with stock spoked wheels. Currently I have Cheng Shin C180's on my tracker (K70 knock offs). My rear tire is shot and need to replace it. Its a 4.50 - 18. Cheng Shin apparently doesn't distribute to the states anymore... | XS650 Street Tracker Tire Options?
Hey guys, a couple quick questions for you. I have a 1975 XS650 with stock spoked wheels. Currently I have Cheng Shin C180's on my tracker (K70 knock offs). My rear tire is shot and need to replace it. Its a 4.50 - 18. Cheng Shin apparently doesn't distribute to the states anymore... | [
"Summary: your dad needs to grow a pair and break the cycle.\n\nPost: Ya, not to be rude or whatever, your dad needs to sack up... I could understand that if you and your siblings (if any) were little and your mom was worried about the impact of having their father incapacitated or worse... but he's a grown ass man... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,966 |
bwaxxlo | Generate the content for a reddit post Charity != Aid | The problem is that you take passion for the cause and passion for money as mutually exclusive. I love money. If I could do a job that pays me more than what I do now I would take it (ceteris paribus). If I could do a job, that pays me more and helps other humans, I would take it faster. There's the problem. You have t... | The problem is that you take passion for the cause and passion for money as mutually exclusive. I love money. If I could do a job that pays me more than what I do now I would take it (ceteris paribus). If I could do a job, that pays me more and helps other humans, I would take it faster. There's the problem. You have t... | [
"Summary: Think of nearly everything in JS as an object, with children and parents.\n\nPost: See, with JS, we don't have classes. We already have objects with certain behaviours (methods/properties). We only 'borrow' their behaviours when possible. In other OOP languages, we only have a base structure with which we... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,967 |
levirules | Generate the content for a reddit post try the fix if your screen breaks and you do the replacement yourself. Maybe don't try it if your screen works otherwise. | The link that who_rammy posted just above my comment is the one I followed along with a YouTube guide to take the phone apart and put it together. However, here's the problem: taking a functional screen/digitizer out and in tact is very difficult. The fix is only recommended if you already have to take the screen out, ... | The link that who_rammy posted just above my comment is the one I followed along with a YouTube guide to take the phone apart and put it together. However, here's the problem: taking a functional screen/digitizer out and in tact is very difficult. The fix is only recommended if you already have to take the screen out, ... | [
"Summary: it's not the capability of the system that determines the resolution or frame rate, it's the developer making conscious decisions to cripple those things to allow other features. \n I say 60fps+ and then resolution are more important than most individual graphical features, but I'm probably in the minorit... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,968 |
FlareCorran | Generate the content for a reddit post The New Testament explains what is still binding from the Old Testament. | I'm appealing to authority on this. Acts 15 is what I'm going by. Well, that and the commands of Christ that are explicitly laid out.
The situation in Acts 15 is that the Gentiles wanted to know what parts of Jewish law they actually needed to follow. The apostles prayed and discussed it, then said the answer was the... | I'm appealing to authority on this. Acts 15 is what I'm going by. Well, that and the commands of Christ that are explicitly laid out.
The situation in Acts 15 is that the Gentiles wanted to know what parts of Jewish law they actually needed to follow. The apostles prayed and discussed it, then said the answer was the... | [
"Summary: Yes. The Nicene Creed is a good place to start. Many people who say they are Christians aren't.\n\nPost: Here's the trick: \n There are plenty of people who call themselves Christian. Some argue that anyone who calls themselves a Christian must be. This is commonly portrayed as being necessary to avoid th... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,969 |
SRSLovesGawker | Generate the content for a reddit post Do you have knowledge of any of these men-only spaces? If so, please share. Otherwise, you can go about your business and have a nice day. | But... why?
Because that's what I'm interested in. I really don't care about all this other crap you've been tacking on; that's another "conversation" you were having with a completely different person. I was specifically interested in these men-only spaces you asserted exist, because I'm interested in those spaces. ... | But... why?
Because that's what I'm interested in. I really don't care about all this other crap you've been tacking on; that's another "conversation" you were having with a completely different person. I was specifically interested in these men-only spaces you asserted exist, because I'm interested in those spaces. ... | [
"Summary: Some people need 'em. You don't like 'em? Don't read 'em.\n\nPost: Not everything posted here is going to be for everyone who reads here. Some people are interested in advocacy, others in activism, others need to wean themselves off the regressive idea that women are somehow more noble or morally pure tha... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,970 |
brisingfreyja | Generate the content for a reddit post Take away pediasure, it's always a sure bet, it's sweet, and he would rather starve and get it, than eat any food. Make sure you explain that you're taking it away, it won't take him long to catch on. Once he's back to eating, offer him things, if he refuses, ask why. If... | OP, my son had the same problem when he was younger. He would starve himself if he knew pediasure was coming. We stopped giving it to him, and he started eating. My advice here is to ask his doc first though ( if there is some medical reason why he needs it, this may be harder to fix).
After he starts eating ag... | OP, my son had the same problem when he was younger. He would starve himself if he knew pediasure was coming. We stopped giving it to him, and he started eating. My advice here is to ask his doc first though ( if there is some medical reason why he needs it, this may be harder to fix).
After he starts eating ag... | [
"Summary: Bras are wonderful when they feel like it, and different Bras have different effects. Some are tight and restrictive, some are full of padding to make them practically fall out of your shirt.\n\nPost: Boobs are mysterious sometimes (and I should know because I have a set of my very own). Sometimes you can... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,971 |
jimjoebob | Generate the content for a reddit post quit fucking the jerks, and men might stop acting like jerks to get laid. It might mean you go without for a while, but that will give you a taste of what "nice guys" live like.
and for the record, "nice" guys really DO finish last! think about it...... | with all risks come the possibility of being what you fear, in this case SHALLOW.
to be fair, I find myself in the same, reverse, situation. (do you live near me? let's hang out! lol) it's hard to realize that you are what you dislike most in other people.
if you refrain from judging someone entirely on their looks, ... | with all risks come the possibility of being what you fear, in this case SHALLOW.
to be fair, I find myself in the same, reverse, situation. (do you live near me? let's hang out! lol) it's hard to realize that you are what you dislike most in other people.
if you refrain from judging someone entirely on their looks, ... | [
"Summary: most restaurants/grocery stores are afraid of lawsuits, so they don't give away their food at the end of the day.\n\nPost: the unfortunate reality about donating leftover food to homeless shelters is related to the reason that some grocery stores, especially in NYC, lock their dumpsters so no one can \"du... | 84 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,972 |
Shyntzyne | Generate the content for a reddit post You must have a list of tasks that must get done (workout, scales, study). Then, when you have an hour or more of free time, do one of the tasks. Next hour of free time, choose another. Once finished with all tasks, feel free to do whatever.
I usually have no more than three maj... | I avoid schedules and have done fine with building habits like working out, remembering to eat, and practicing music. When I get an hour or more of downtime, I ask myself, "what should I be doing right now?" I do strength training (body weight) every other day so, if I didn't do it yesterday, that's an option. If I hav... | I avoid schedules and have done fine with building habits like working out, remembering to eat, and practicing music. When I get an hour or more of downtime, I ask myself, "what should I be doing right now?" I do strength training (body weight) every other day so, if I didn't do it yesterday, that's an option. If I hav... | [
"Summary: Join a professional fraternity because being accepted in should logically dismiss your inferiority complex due to the fact that each individual chose you over other people. Also, the one's at my school are very social (love to party, do stuff, have events) and non-judgmental (remember, they want you to be... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,973 |
flerps | Generate the content for a reddit post up yours, game companies. | As a person who was previously on a ridiculously slow internet connection (not even dialup speeds because ADSL is run through aluminium round here - thanks BT), that was my major bugbear. I hadn't bought a game in a little while, and I figured it was time I get back to being a normal consumer and pay for the convenienc... | As a person who was previously on a ridiculously slow internet connection (not even dialup speeds because ADSL is run through aluminium round here - thanks BT), that was my major bugbear. I hadn't bought a game in a little while, and I figured it was time I get back to being a normal consumer and pay for the convenienc... | [
"Summary: I'm an actual non-binary truscum that looks like a tumblrina a little bit (but way cooler). They really would hate me.\n\nPost: No no, please ask me about it! It helps me too as it's something I have experienced for a long time but never been able to explore in a meaningful way. \n Basically for me, I f... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,974 |
ISISFieldAgent | Generate the content for a reddit post I own a hybrid but I found out I hate hybrids. | I have a Sonartec MD 17 degree hybrid I bought about 5 years ago. It was a popular club back then a lot of tour players used it. I believe Ben Curtis used one to win the Open. Anyway I bought it because hybrids were the cool new thing to try so I picked one up. I never liked it though, I actually hate that club immense... | I have a Sonartec MD 17 degree hybrid I bought about 5 years ago. It was a popular club back then a lot of tour players used it. I believe Ben Curtis used one to win the Open. Anyway I bought it because hybrids were the cool new thing to try so I picked one up. I never liked it though, I actually hate that club immense... | [
"Summary: Hockey is very popular in Minnesota especially to play but not necessarily watching NHL hockey.\n\nPost: It is but college and high school hockey are arguably more popular. College and high school hockey around here is kinda like the South is about their college and high school football. I play in a few a... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,975 |
Defenestrator66 | Generate the content for a reddit post Lets' improve political discourse, also CONSPIRACY!!! | I think the corollary to that then would be to try to convince people to get past the slur (not to necessarily not be offended by it) and continue to dive into everything else and show why that is wrong.
If you would indulge me and let me be a Conspiracy Keeanu for a moment: This sort of statement makes perfect sense... | I think the corollary to that then would be to try to convince people to get past the slur (not to necessarily not be offended by it) and continue to dive into everything else and show why that is wrong.
If you would indulge me and let me be a Conspiracy Keeanu for a moment: This sort of statement makes perfect sense... | [
"Summary: With new Campaign Finance paradigms, who knows how quickly voter opinion will shift.\n\nPost: Unfavorability during a primary is common, especially a heated one. At no point in recent history (Since Hoover in 1932) has an incumbent who was not challenged in a primary lost the general election; however, we... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,976 |
offendednoodle | Generate the content for a reddit post My mother won't mind her own business and is trying to control me. I need to talk to my father to see if he will help get her to stop but I don't know how. Help? | I don't know what to do anymore with my mother. Her and my father [45M] moved to a different state 1.5 years ago. Now they might be moving back an hour or two from where I live with my bf[23m]. I am currently at my parents home visiting for a few days.
My bank account was set up when I was a kid. My parents still hav... | I don't know what to do anymore with my mother. Her and my father [45M] moved to a different state 1.5 years ago. Now they might be moving back an hour or two from where I live with my bf[23m]. I am currently at my parents home visiting for a few days.
My bank account was set up when I was a kid. My parents still hav... | [
"Summary: Therapy can help you learn coping skills, but you need to push yourself too. Don't go to a psychiatrist if you don't want meds. In my experience, the meds helped me to be okay enough to listen to my counselor. Almost 2 years clean thanks to a combined effort(which I quit going to therapy or taking pills o... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,977 |
TheRealRockNRolla | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, armies got smaller, but mainly after the time period you're putting forward, and on extraordinary occasions the Western Empire could still cobble together a decent-sized force, albeit through heavy use of barbarian allies. | This isn't a hard-and-fast rule by any means, though. Constantine and Maximian both had large armies at Milvian Bridge, Julian invaded Persia in 363 with a massive army of 60,000-90,000 men, Valens probably had 20,000 to 30,000 at Adrianople (and would've had more, but for pressure on the Persian frontier), and even on... | This isn't a hard-and-fast rule by any means, though. Constantine and Maximian both had large armies at Milvian Bridge, Julian invaded Persia in 363 with a massive army of 60,000-90,000 men, Valens probably had 20,000 to 30,000 at Adrianople (and would've had more, but for pressure on the Persian frontier), and even on... | [
"Summary: longstanding precedent holds that collecting metadata without a warrant doesn't qualify as \"unreasonable\" under the Fourth Amendment\n\nPost: Metadata, in a nutshell, is data about data. Let's say you call your friend; what you actually say to him counts as content (or data, if you prefer), and that s... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,978 |
constipated_HELP | Generate the content for a reddit post You can improve performance at any given speed, but you can't cancel out the affect of wind resistance.
Edit: see my comment [here]( for more data. | There's no way this is true. My old Nissan 200sx would get 35mpg at 70 and 48mpg at 50.
I have a gauge for my civic but haven't run it on the highway yet because I'm doing a ball joint repair. If you'd like me to report back when I do the comparison I can, but there is plenty of other evidence out there to contradict... | There's no way this is true. My old Nissan 200sx would get 35mpg at 70 and 48mpg at 50.
I have a gauge for my civic but haven't run it on the highway yet because I'm doing a ball joint repair. If you'd like me to report back when I do the comparison I can, but there is plenty of other evidence out there to contradict... | [
"Summary: 100 sewing machine + 2 hours per shirt = $15 shirts that fit like they were custom made\n\nPost: You're pretty much out of luck. My recommendation is to get a sewing machine. Taking in the sides is easy and it releases you from difficult-to-find slim fits. You'll never have to spend more than $20 and eve... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,979 |
OffhandComment | Generate the content for a reddit post nobody supports idling so nobody has a need to speak out against it. The same can't be said for friendlys. | Why, pray tell, are friendly players seemingly near the top of that list for you?
Because there is no "idler acceptance" movement. Everyone knows they're useless.
Friendlys, however, have deluded themselves and many others that friendly is an acceptable playstyle, and often berate people for suggesting that they pl... | Why, pray tell, are friendly players seemingly near the top of that list for you?
Because there is no "idler acceptance" movement. Everyone knows they're useless.
Friendlys, however, have deluded themselves and many others that friendly is an acceptable playstyle, and often berate people for suggesting that they pl... | [
"Summary: paid a refined for a strange powerjack.\n\nPost: If it makes you feel any better, yesterday I was looking for a Strange Powerjack. Spent 3 hours looking for a seller on trade sites and servers. Finally found a seller. I put in a rec and he put in the s.powerjack... but he switched it out for a regular pow... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,980 |
notsarahnz | Generate the content for a reddit post ritalin, 30mg/day over four doses, only works on the days when I take it; all is good as long as I don't forget doses; I get calm and sometimes sleepy, but also focused, energized and motivated.
edit after reading: I agree that my symptoms seem to be consistent with being hypodo... | 1) medications you are taking, dosage, and frequency of use?
Currently: methylphenidate (Ritalin); 30mg per day over four doses (10mg, 10mg, 5mg, 5mg). On days when I don't get up until noonish, I'll take three 10mg doses instead. Some weekends / non-work-days I won't take any; especially if I'm unwell or not going t... | 1) medications you are taking, dosage, and frequency of use?
Currently: methylphenidate (Ritalin); 30mg per day over four doses (10mg, 10mg, 5mg, 5mg). On days when I don't get up until noonish, I'll take three 10mg doses instead. Some weekends / non-work-days I won't take any; especially if I'm unwell or not going t... | [
"Summary: spiders haven't killed me, yet.\n\nPost: I've been living in Sydney for about a year now... the nastiest things I've seen inside my house or friends houses in Sydney are no worse than I'm used to from back home in New Zealand - ie, tiny (<3cm) little black spiders that sit in the corner and do nothing, or... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,981 |
TheB1ade | Generate the content for a reddit post They were they only ones who could afford a production bike, and you give them credit for making a bike to fit rules they shaped.
You gave credit for honda being the richest team in motoGP.
Easily pleased. | Being second largest in japan is nothing worth mentioning. Thats like being the second best baseball team in the uk.
Honda are 4 times the size of suzuki and made a production bike, which was your original complaint.
And ducati constantly making a loss is not a good reason to put out a satellite team, it's irrespon... | Being second largest in japan is nothing worth mentioning. Thats like being the second best baseball team in the uk.
Honda are 4 times the size of suzuki and made a production bike, which was your original complaint.
And ducati constantly making a loss is not a good reason to put out a satellite team, it's irrespon... | [
"Summary: 9/10 would bang\n\nPost: The conversation in this thread has been fantastic. The debate, suggestion of idea's even proving how googles cars will not grow sentient and wipe out mankind. \n The internet points are meaningless now, 95% of the people who got involved in this discussion with me were a pure del... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,982 |
mofosyne | Generate the content for a reddit post I think for the question of who can/should authorize military intervention in an international sense is the "United Nations Security Council". And who can prosecute international criminals is the "International Criminal Court". E.g. Korean War was authorized by UN Security Council... | I think the better word for the above is "justification", as in "was there a corresponding justification based on international law from the US (Either Valid or Invalid) ?
As for authorization. From what I understood from:
You would be looking at ["Public international law"]( such as the well known Geneva Conventio... | I think the better word for the above is "justification", as in "was there a corresponding justification based on international law from the US (Either Valid or Invalid) ?
As for authorization. From what I understood from:
You would be looking at ["Public international law"]( such as the well known Geneva Conventio... | [
"Summary: Not sure how it relates. Did you address my point addressing you?\n\nPost: Bunker ships[1] \n Agreed, it shows that the current status quo of carbon intensive industries needs to be countered by renewables (and nuclear stopgap if needed). \n These super ships run on bunker fuel, not nuclear. \n > Man made... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,983 |
NoNeedForAName | Generate the content for a reddit post About 407.434 meters | Let's give this a shot:
Terminal velocity of a human has a lot of factors, most notably position and size. A human in an aerodynamic position (like a skydiver trying to achieve max freefall speed) can break 200 mph. We'll use 200 mph for this example. If you were just kind of dangling around and ragdolling you'd prob... | Let's give this a shot:
Terminal velocity of a human has a lot of factors, most notably position and size. A human in an aerodynamic position (like a skydiver trying to achieve max freefall speed) can break 200 mph. We'll use 200 mph for this example. If you were just kind of dangling around and ragdolling you'd prob... | [
"Summary: Scores are relative, and next year this same run wouldn't score so well.\n\nPost: I can sort of agree (and I agree with other commenters that this particular run could have been better), but I'm okay with high scores. You know how it is--at every X-Games (and other major competitions) the riders are bette... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,984 |
SN4T14 | Generate the content for a reddit post There is no "money shortage", CCP's 2013 loss is a one time thing, and they will go back to pre-2013 profits this year. | It's not a sudden "money shortage", their loss in 2013 was an investment over several years in an IP that they abandoned, that they didn't write it off as a loss until 2013, because it's much more logical to collect all of that up, then declare it when they release the game, so they come out with a profit every year, e... | It's not a sudden "money shortage", their loss in 2013 was an investment over several years in an IP that they abandoned, that they didn't write it off as a loss until 2013, because it's much more logical to collect all of that up, then declare it when they release the game, so they come out with a profit every year, e... | [
"Summary: It'd cost, at most, $23.4 per month to store 5 years worth of footage for a single police officer.\n\nPost: Assuming video is stored at the equivalent of YouTube's 240p, a pretty acceptable quality, and that the officer is on duty 8 hours per day, 5 days per week, for an entire year, to keep things simple... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,985 |
prince_harming | Generate the content for a reddit post How do I help my wife find a greater desire to work out with me? | So, I've been interested in fitness and nutrition for most of my life, and while I don't always stay in the best of shape, it's something that's always mattered to me. Partly, to be honest, it's because of vanity; I lack confidence and sociability when I'm out of shape. As I get older, though, it matters more to me fro... | So, I've been interested in fitness and nutrition for most of my life, and while I don't always stay in the best of shape, it's something that's always mattered to me. Partly, to be honest, it's because of vanity; I lack confidence and sociability when I'm out of shape. As I get older, though, it matters more to me fro... | [
"Summary: you. are. fine!\n\nPost: First thing that went through my head was a quote from Trading Places. Then, \"...WHOA!\" You've a fantastic body, especially those incredible hips! Also, and I know I'm revealing just how nerdy I am here, but the face swirl made me think of Tobi, the Akatsuki from Naruto. If you ... | 47 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,986 |
th3nambl3r | Generate the content for a reddit post what's a good jungle champ to learn on? | In an effort to get better at League I've decided to embrace my worst role: Jungle. I was learning jungle in season 3, but I took a break from the game for a few months. My current problem is that I don't know, in the current season 4 meta, what jungler would be good to learn with. Any other novice jungle advice would ... | In an effort to get better at League I've decided to embrace my worst role: Jungle. I was learning jungle in season 3, but I took a break from the game for a few months. My current problem is that I don't know, in the current season 4 meta, what jungler would be good to learn with. Any other novice jungle advice would ... | [
"Summary: I hate people that do drugs or drink to get drunk.\n\nPost: I generally hate people that drink or do drugs, saying that they can't do something unless they're drunk/high. Or that they need drugs/alcohol to deal with things. This may not be an unpopular view here, but being a 19 year old in college it is d... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,987 |
Tdaug | Generate the content for a reddit post Bro, it's genetics. Call yourself Redbeard and buy a parrot. | My hair is dirty blonde, unless I'm out in the sun for a long time, then it's red..
And my sideburns/mustache/beard come in red no matter how much sun I've been exposed to. Red hair is, I think, a recessive trait for us, and it becomes predominent later in life. SCIENCE! | My hair is dirty blonde, unless I'm out in the sun for a long time, then it's red..
And my sideburns/mustache/beard come in red no matter how much sun I've been exposed to. Red hair is, I think, a recessive trait for us, and it becomes predominent later in life. SCIENCE! | [
"Summary: Stop being such a pussy.\n\nPost: If you want to join the military, you'll need at least a high school equivalence. So you will NEED either your diploma or your GED. So by threatening to join the military, you made your parents understand that you do not have enough legal knowledge to survive life. \n A... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,988 |
Punkgoblin | Generate the content for a reddit post The USA gov trains and brainwashes people from birth to do what it takes to fit in, which inhibits independent thought, which keeps these power-mongers in charge, which leads to shitty pathetic brainless programming. | Most americans are the worst sort of sheep. They coagulate in groups that all pretend to like the same things, and when the media says "HEY! YOU ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS NEW STUPID THING WE MADE!", everyone just flocks to it, without realizing it seems, that even if you talk about how much you hate it, it sti... | Most americans are the worst sort of sheep. They coagulate in groups that all pretend to like the same things, and when the media says "HEY! YOU ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS NEW STUPID THING WE MADE!", everyone just flocks to it, without realizing it seems, that even if you talk about how much you hate it, it sti... | [
"Summary: I laughed my ass off the entire time\n and the cover - for science!\n\nPost: Excellent summation; I think everything he's done has been funny, or deep, or just showed me what it was like in a different part of the country. He's a great guy. But this film, I saw it on opening weekend. I don't remember ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,989 |
The_YoungWolf | Generate the content for a reddit post If the administration in charge of a country under attack does nothing to stop those attacks, they will be kicked out in favor of an administration that does. So is it better to be the "bigger man" and lose power for nothing in return, or is it better to do your goddamn job and ga... | NO, it absolutely is not. Absolutely not. Israel being the "bigger man" in the situation might make uninformed Western civilians like them a little more, but it will make their ACTUAL strategic situation unequivocally worse. You most likely believe this because you (I assume) live in a country that is not constantly un... | NO, it absolutely is not. Absolutely not. Israel being the "bigger man" in the situation might make uninformed Western civilians like them a little more, but it will make their ACTUAL strategic situation unequivocally worse. You most likely believe this because you (I assume) live in a country that is not constantly un... | [
"Summary: You can't judge mass murderers as \"more evil\" than each other. However, Hitler is the most popular mass murderer to bring up because his crimes were far more visible and far more publicized. \n Sorry if I went on into a long tangent there. I added a dividing warning when I noticed how long it went on fo... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,990 |
CasualCaucasian | Generate the content for a reddit post Lack motivation to be happy. In life/love/work/being a woman, etc. Feeling estranged about boy bits. Advice? First topic more important though. | Hard to explain really. I've lost my purpose, my strive for happiness and peace. I used to feel this way in high school. Just not a single ounce of motivation or care to have a purpose. Like... What's the point? It now has worked its way into my feelings towards my shitty job that isn't so shit, being feminine + happy,... | Hard to explain really. I've lost my purpose, my strive for happiness and peace. I used to feel this way in high school. Just not a single ounce of motivation or care to have a purpose. Like... What's the point? It now has worked its way into my feelings towards my shitty job that isn't so shit, being feminine + happy,... | [
"Summary: Seriously, he looks fine. Tell him to quit smoking, and hiding his chin. ;-) \n Edit :: I meant looking at the photos from where it was posted. You said he was FtM, so i knew that opening the link.\n\nPost: Firstly... If that's a cigarette, quit smoking! Lol. \n Secondly, I can tell that there is insecuri... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,991 |
wertitis | Generate the content for a reddit post Floaters. | Only-only-only-only if there are no nuclear particulates in the water and only-only-only-only if it's a spent fuel pool. H2O shielding only works when you have many feet of water between you and the source of the radiation. The stronger the source (i.e. the more radioactive it is), the more feet of water you need to ke... | Only-only-only-only if there are no nuclear particulates in the water and only-only-only-only if it's a spent fuel pool. H2O shielding only works when you have many feet of water between you and the source of the radiation. The stronger the source (i.e. the more radioactive it is), the more feet of water you need to ke... | [
"Summary: Unless you're being abused (emotionally/physically), your parents were trying thier best to figure out how to raise you right, even when they pissed you off.\n\nPost: You shouldn't forget, most parents are learning how to be a parent through trial by fire. Not only is each child different- motivations, ap... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,992 |
TK421isAFK | Generate the content for a reddit post I am an electrical engineer. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. | As an electrical engineer, I must ask you to please stop talking. Your numbers are all wrong, and you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Hell, you didn't even link to a panel similar to either the ones in the pic, nor a 50-watt panel. Please show a link to the exact panel you have on your RV. I'm guessing... | As an electrical engineer, I must ask you to please stop talking. Your numbers are all wrong, and you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Hell, you didn't even link to a panel similar to either the ones in the pic, nor a 50-watt panel. Please show a link to the exact panel you have on your RV. I'm guessing... | [
"Summary: OP has really pretty sunflowers, and my 7-year old daughter loved seeing his pic. She's inspired to grow her own.\n\nPost: That's not entirely true. Only wood sold recently, and directly through consumer-based stores like Home Depot and Lowes, sell non-arsenic preserved wood. Chromated Copper Arsenate (CC... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,993 |
agenthex | Generate the content for a reddit post the article is a better argument for why cannabis should be legalized for recreational use. It is not a very good argument for why cannabis should be prohibited except for medical use. | But the entire article is a joke. Here's how I read it:
A) "Even though I was only 44, I’d been suffering from occasional back pain."
In my state, "occasional back pain" would not clear you for a card. You can make up a reason and get your card, but as someone who actually does have an injury for which cannabis h... | But the entire article is a joke. Here's how I read it:
A) "Even though I was only 44, I’d been suffering from occasional back pain."
In my state, "occasional back pain" would not clear you for a card. You can make up a reason and get your card, but as someone who actually does have an injury for which cannabis h... | [
"Summary: blows vapor in your face *\n\nPost: Can we start banning people from wearing strong cologne or perfume? \n Or farting. No farting. \n And take a goddamn shower. \n Fuck y'all. I love garlic too much to live in a world where unpleasant odors are prohibited. You do not have the right not to be offended in a... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,994 |
mikeet9 | Generate the content for a reddit post not Obama, not Bush, just a combination of short term reactionary mentality and a refusal to believe history repeats itself. | Anybody who says that Obama caused the recession is high as fuck but I'd say anyone who says he made it better is either unaware of all the details or has poor judgment.
As far as blaming it on republicans, that's a reasonable statement as the last president was republican, I, however, believe it was most substantial... | Anybody who says that Obama caused the recession is high as fuck but I'd say anyone who says he made it better is either unaware of all the details or has poor judgment.
As far as blaming it on republicans, that's a reasonable statement as the last president was republican, I, however, believe it was most substantial... | [
"Summary: time is funky stuff but time travel is just the same as taking a step backward but in a direction our brains never evolved to envision\n\nPost: After a brief study of special relativity I desperately hope the first theory is true. We are all objects in four dimensional space yet only capable of perceiving... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,995 |
Solous | Generate the content for a reddit post Practice Mode is an awesome idea, but let's keep it on-topic and friendly. | First off, I want to say that whoever came up with that idea is an absolute genius. I've been able to practice my experimental builds/crappy champs and I've also met some amazing people who I now regularly play with. However, there are a couple grievances I currently have with it.
The whole point of Practice Mode i... | First off, I want to say that whoever came up with that idea is an absolute genius. I've been able to practice my experimental builds/crappy champs and I've also met some amazing people who I now regularly play with. However, there are a couple grievances I currently have with it.
The whole point of Practice Mode i... | [
"Summary: No.\n\nPost: Gay people in general don't make me uncomfortable because they're normal people in essence. They think the same way, (for the most part) talk the same way, and act the same way as the rest of us. The only time I feel uncomfortable is when a gay guy comes on to me, and even then it's the funny... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,996 |
ACL711 | Generate the content for a reddit post I had laced weed that had ketamine, combined with my super drunkness, and I had a bad time | Having laced weed. It's about two years from this month that I had laced weed.
You'd think who the hell would lace weed, but in Hong Kong the popular drug choice is cocaine and ketamine, and my friends and I believe it must ketamine that was laced with the weed.
Anyways I was super drunk, and my friends asked if I ... | Having laced weed. It's about two years from this month that I had laced weed.
You'd think who the hell would lace weed, but in Hong Kong the popular drug choice is cocaine and ketamine, and my friends and I believe it must ketamine that was laced with the weed.
Anyways I was super drunk, and my friends asked if I ... | [
"Summary: drawing of a watch on wrist, feels real\n\nPost: So after a wake and bake I'm just passing the time on the internet, and in the corner of my eye I see a watch on my wrist. This watch was something I drew in class yesterday when I was bored. Anyways it feels like its real and its quite funny.",
"Summary:... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,997 |
bladesire | Generate the content for a reddit post Hero League toxicity and the presence of flamers makes me feel helpless in Hero League. I spiraled down in rank but feel much more competent in QM, Team League, and Custom Games. Clan mates have confirmed that I play at a level they feel is higher than rank 40. I believe I am l... | I started playing right around launch, maybe a month after.
This was my first MOBA and I was super excited, and I started playing Hero League at around account level 35.
Needless to say, I tanked my MMR. Two months or so later, when they introduced placement matches, I placed 49, while the friends I played with pr... | I started playing right around launch, maybe a month after.
This was my first MOBA and I was super excited, and I started playing Hero League at around account level 35.
Needless to say, I tanked my MMR. Two months or so later, when they introduced placement matches, I placed 49, while the friends I played with pr... | [
"Summary: your analysis of applicable commandments is intellectually lazy and fails to assess value in a notion of divinity that is entirely secular and thus makes all of the commandments, save for number 2, useful to at least some extent with regards to secular living.\n\nPost: It's a copy/paste answer that I myse... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,998 |
deefjuh | Generate the content for a reddit post Krabi is full of tuktuk/longtailboat scammers :P
And the german couple in Railay bay can suck it. | Yeah, the longtailboat-people are bitches in Krabi. And I do believe that ladyboy part. Our guide in Chiang Mai said it would be fun for my wife to take a camera and have me walk around the street by myself in the evening as if I was looking for something. Within 15 minutes a ladyboy approached "You soo handsome sir". ... | Yeah, the longtailboat-people are bitches in Krabi. And I do believe that ladyboy part. Our guide in Chiang Mai said it would be fun for my wife to take a camera and have me walk around the street by myself in the evening as if I was looking for something. Within 15 minutes a ladyboy approached "You soo handsome sir". ... | [
"Summary: Guy acts as if he was a real whisky expert, proceeds to shot whisky.\n\nPost: I have a liquorstore nearby where they let you taste.\nThe owner is a big whisky-enthusiast and his collection is large with also a lot of IB's. So for me a lot of Cask Strength and Single Casks.\nMost of the bottles I buy, I a... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,999 |
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