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ricecows | Generate the content for a reddit post Movement and compression is good for your muscle injuries. Swelling is actually helpful. Ice stops the helpful swelling.
EDIT: As /u/Tim-Sanchez says, always seek professional medical care, if you are not sure what has happened to you. But first aid is crucial with injuries, ... | This article highlights a study]( that says ice delays recovery after a muscle injury.
I remember reading an article some years back about NFL physios incorporating movement in ligament injuries (sprained ankles etc.). They put on compression on the players ankles and asked them to keep moving the foot, and when poss... | This article highlights a study]( that says ice delays recovery after a muscle injury.
I remember reading an article some years back about NFL physios incorporating movement in ligament injuries (sprained ankles etc.). They put on compression on the players ankles and asked them to keep moving the foot, and when poss... | [
"Summary: I play left back in Denmark at a level comparable to the english Northern/Southern Football League Premier Division. \n I have played on the same team as Daggers cousin when he was still in the reserves at Brøndby.\n\nPost: Started as a right winger when I was a kid, but soon changed to the left side to c... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,800 |
meanttolive | Generate the content for a reddit post You've had opportunities and support in finding a job. Stop being negative nancy and take a temporary pride hit. $minimum wage/hr > $0/hr. | I took a McJob and am looking for another because $9/hr is better than $0/hr. It may not help much, but it's better than nothing. The McJob came after I couldn't find work for about a year.
It's not about her micromanaging. Granted it would be better if she didn't berate you, but she has done a lot to try to help you... | I took a McJob and am looking for another because $9/hr is better than $0/hr. It may not help much, but it's better than nothing. The McJob came after I couldn't find work for about a year.
It's not about her micromanaging. Granted it would be better if she didn't berate you, but she has done a lot to try to help you... | [
"Summary: OP did say enough.\n\nPost: The issue with your response is that she DID say no. Even if she didn't verbally say no, the lack of a \"no\" != \"yes\". Consent must be specifically stated. \n Obviously the comparison I'm about to make is unequal since there is no real comparison to rape, but imagine someone... | 91 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,801 |
vernscustoms | Generate the content for a reddit post The bird exhibit is awesome.
Edit spelling | I found the most relaxing activity ever. I took my son to white post farms (a petting zoo) and we went around feeding goats and what not. Then we entered the bird cage. Beautifully designed and with a running stream in the middle of it all. Hundreds of parakeets just walking around you and on your shoulders. And I j... | I found the most relaxing activity ever. I took my son to white post farms (a petting zoo) and we went around feeding goats and what not. Then we entered the bird cage. Beautifully designed and with a running stream in the middle of it all. Hundreds of parakeets just walking around you and on your shoulders. And I j... | [
"Summary: I need a tissue.\n\nPost: I want to make a shout out to my ps3 that passed exactly a year ago. It was the reason for my first credit card. It truly made me feel like a so called \"baller\" when I found it (80gb metal gear solid edition fully loaded) , 3 controllers in different colors all first party ( ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,802 |
phlamez92 | Generate the content for a reddit post OP's sister needs evac, pronto. | Definitely not. My girlfriend and I respect each others boundaries, even though I'm the Dom. I'm not going to invite one of my buddies to have sex with her if she's not okay with it (although I'm not okay with it either). Sure, she likes some light bondage and rope play, but I'm not putting her through anything she isn... | Definitely not. My girlfriend and I respect each others boundaries, even though I'm the Dom. I'm not going to invite one of my buddies to have sex with her if she's not okay with it (although I'm not okay with it either). Sure, she likes some light bondage and rope play, but I'm not putting her through anything she isn... | [
"Summary: If you're an asshole when you play with me, I will abandon you.\n\nPost: Its kinda funny. In normal games, I prefer to not berate others for doing poorly, instead I'd rather offer build tips and lane switches. Typically, I expect the same treatment. However, when someone on my team starts to blame the oth... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,803 |
CDNeon | Generate the content for a reddit post Chaplains aren't just for the religious Soldier, they'll take care of you no matter what - talk to them. | 100%. I'm an atheist in the Army and I fucking LOVE the chaplains. Good people all around. I kind of view them as NCOs on steroids. Their main concern is the wellbeing of Soldiers and they have the rank to make things happen. Their first concern will always be the best care of the Soldier, regardless of religious ... | 100%. I'm an atheist in the Army and I fucking LOVE the chaplains. Good people all around. I kind of view them as NCOs on steroids. Their main concern is the wellbeing of Soldiers and they have the rank to make things happen. Their first concern will always be the best care of the Soldier, regardless of religious ... | [
"Summary: Love of my life said I'd never do anything to benefit society. Proved her wrong by enlisting in the Army and building civil structures for villages throughout Iraq.\n\nPost: I was dating a woman for 3 years in college. I had just graduated and she had another semester to go. I was looking for jobs, slo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,804 |
InZomnia365 | Generate the content for a reddit post Want a streaming capable gaming PC. Got about $2000+ to spend, but my country is more expensive and doesnt has a much awesome sites like NCIX, Newegg and Amazon avaliability. ANY input, opinion and help greatly appreciated. | Im very new to PC hardware, although I have the barebones understanding, I have problems differenciating between different motherboards with same sockets and names etc etc.
I have about $2500-3000 budget, but Im in Norway where prices are significantly higher (and lots of sites like Newegg dont ship here, and Amazon ... | Im very new to PC hardware, although I have the barebones understanding, I have problems differenciating between different motherboards with same sockets and names etc etc.
I have about $2500-3000 budget, but Im in Norway where prices are significantly higher (and lots of sites like Newegg dont ship here, and Amazon ... | [
"Summary: I dont think Im super awesome, I just expect my teammates and opponents to try as hard as me. I want to climb in Elo, and for me, this game is only fun in two ways; trollgames in 5man premades on Skype, or games between equal skilled players that are hardfought and undecided until that last push. O... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,805 |
PepperoniFire | Generate the content for a reddit post In order to change something, you can't just show up and, in that alone, 'fix it.' Women have shown up. Solving a problem requires acknowledging a source and that can't be done when dismissive attitudes are common currency. You can't treat any media or any market as static, f... | dealt with the times when people thought only nerdy guys liked games
How is this any better than the assumption that, because men were more overt about their interest, that it's their interest alone?
>some of us grew up through just those times to make the games we play today.
I'm admittedly not making games, b... | dealt with the times when people thought only nerdy guys liked games
How is this any better than the assumption that, because men were more overt about their interest, that it's their interest alone?
>some of us grew up through just those times to make the games we play today.
I'm admittedly not making games, b... | [
"Summary: Getting married gives you a lot more control over your situation, your financials, and rights commonly associated with marriage and families (even if you don't actually intend to start a family.) In contrast, we're in a changing landscape with growing cohabitation, where you sort of have this tension bet... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,806 |
miss_kitty_cat | Generate the content for a reddit post Flirting doesn't imply any sort of commitment, and women can do it as much as they want. | No, you're the same as the average male. You wrote:
>Usually if you establish it at first, it won't be such a problem, but don't lead us on to believe you girls are into us
How do I know if I like you "at first"? Women can be friendly. They flirt. They date men they haven't quite decided about yet, to see where it ... | No, you're the same as the average male. You wrote:
>Usually if you establish it at first, it won't be such a problem, but don't lead us on to believe you girls are into us
How do I know if I like you "at first"? Women can be friendly. They flirt. They date men they haven't quite decided about yet, to see where it ... | [
"Summary: you're more likely to be a high-achieving specialist performer in an area if your parents valued that specialty\n\nPost: Your desire and capacity to train hard is also genetic, which you don't choose, and influenced by the circumstances of your upbringing, which you don't choose. Really, it's a fucking lo... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,807 |
start0vah | Generate the content for a reddit post What would I do? I'd leave them. Easier said than done, I know, but that's what I did, albeit it wasn't right away, and my only regret is that I dragged out the break-up weeks longer than I should have. | From what you told me, it reminds me of when my ex cheated on me while he was "blacked out", so based on that experience, I'd leave her and not look back.
It still bothers me to this day that he supposedly "didn't know what happened" (although details kept changing as time went on which makes me think he remembered m... | From what you told me, it reminds me of when my ex cheated on me while he was "blacked out", so based on that experience, I'd leave her and not look back.
It still bothers me to this day that he supposedly "didn't know what happened" (although details kept changing as time went on which makes me think he remembered m... | [
"Summary: Get off your damn phone.\n\nPost: Shut your phone off, leave it at home (if you're going to the library), put it in another room, or put it on \"do not disturb\" mode. Between the texts, spam phone calls, and all the notifications (including email) it's really easy to get sucked into a distraction hole fr... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,808 |
waiting_for_rain | Generate the content for a reddit post 3rd grade started out shitty, got an awesome temp teacher, and she took us to her part time job because we were afraid she was going to leave us.
EDIT: formatting | I had an interesting 3rd grade, I'll never forget.
Start of the year, the teacher was the oldest one there. She passed away a month into the year.
Second teacher was not a temporary but volunteered to teach the 3rd grade (usually she was at the high school connected to our parish)Turns out she has severe epilepsy. ... | I had an interesting 3rd grade, I'll never forget.
Start of the year, the teacher was the oldest one there. She passed away a month into the year.
Second teacher was not a temporary but volunteered to teach the 3rd grade (usually she was at the high school connected to our parish)Turns out she has severe epilepsy. ... | [
"Summary: Riot is balancing the game to be just imbalanced enough to keep the game interesting.\n\nPost: There is a video somewhere explaining how the balancing is actually imbalancing the game and preventing stagnation of the meta, but I can't for the life of me recall it. \n For example, Season 3 changes came rou... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,809 |
amroc987 | Generate the content for a reddit post Different knives have different uses, for different people. | Most the time they're showing their rotation of EDC knives. It'd be like showing a few pairs of shoes, you don't wear them all at once.
On the other hand, I often have two or three knives on me at once, but they each serve a different purpose. I used to carry an Izula on my belt (horizontal carry at 11 o'clock), a la... | Most the time they're showing their rotation of EDC knives. It'd be like showing a few pairs of shoes, you don't wear them all at once.
On the other hand, I often have two or three knives on me at once, but they each serve a different purpose. I used to carry an Izula on my belt (horizontal carry at 11 o'clock), a la... | [
"Summary: Precooked rice, tuna, and Salsa. Mix. Nuke. Nom.\n\nPost: I do something very similar for lunch on the go. I have some white rice (left over from a crazy ex) that I cooked up and tossed into some containers in the fridge. I then put some in a tupper-ware with a nice amount of hot salsa and I grab a can of... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,810 |
bitsnbobs | Generate the content for a reddit post Get your life stable and sorted out before you try to help him anymore, or you won't be strong enough and will be pulled down to that level. You most likely will not be able to do this while with him, so my advice is to leave him or take a break and move back to living with your ... | From an objective standpoint I can tell you that this pattern is so common among abusive relationships, but the abused person doesn't always realise or believes that it will be hard to walk away. Do it. I don't know you, but I can still say with certainty that you can do better than what you described, and I'm sure y... | From an objective standpoint I can tell you that this pattern is so common among abusive relationships, but the abused person doesn't always realise or believes that it will be hard to walk away. Do it. I don't know you, but I can still say with certainty that you can do better than what you described, and I'm sure y... | [
"Summary: The main thing to keep in mind is to go slow and gradually add changes to your life. Trying to change too much at once can be very hard and can become demotivating when you can't manage it to keep it up. You are only 16 and so have the rest of your life to benefit from the changes you make today! Good ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,811 |
jagarr | Generate the content for a reddit post mount market is dirty and blizzard doesn't care as it has been going on since 2013. skip it except for personal use. | mount dupes have been live off and on for years now. both craftable and redeemed mounts have been exploited by separate exploits. at one point it was possible to log in to your mobile AH and the game at the same time and money spent on one wasn't reflected on the other, so a massive amount of duped mounts and material... | mount dupes have been live off and on for years now. both craftable and redeemed mounts have been exploited by separate exploits. at one point it was possible to log in to your mobile AH and the game at the same time and money spent on one wasn't reflected on the other, so a massive amount of duped mounts and material... | [
"Summary: good guy doug benson.\n\nPost: I met him in philly and he was real nice, thanked us for coming. hangs out with the line of people waiting to get in before the show starts. he was so nice that i wasn't sure if he was being sincere, or if he was messing with us... but he was just real baked and genuinely ni... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,812 |
im_eh_Canadian | Generate the content for a reddit post my knowledge is finally useful and you are wrong | hi there i'm an actual fire sprinkler fitter.
99% of sprinkler systems are wet systems IE the water is in the pipes waiting for a fire.
a dry system is used in an area subject to freezing like parkades or garages not a bowling alley.
a dry system costs a lot more money because it has to be galvanized pipe and i... | hi there i'm an actual fire sprinkler fitter.
99% of sprinkler systems are wet systems IE the water is in the pipes waiting for a fire.
a dry system is used in an area subject to freezing like parkades or garages not a bowling alley.
a dry system costs a lot more money because it has to be galvanized pipe and i... | [
"Summary: being tall is a nice addition if you are already a good looking person but it is not a requirement to be a good looking person\n\nPost: im still waiting for my height to get me laid. \n i dont get it. i'm tall what more do women want. \n unless its not apparent this is satirical. /r/short seems to think t... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,813 |
iamahorror | Generate the content for a reddit post A male friend of mine who is in a relationship constantly hits on other women, including myself, and doesn't respect his relationship at all. They are sexually incompatible and he's making excuses to stay together with her. I'm feeling very impatient with this because I feel disre... | So my friend, we'll call him Jay, is dating a very nice girl who lives an hour away from him. They met on E-Harmony and have been together for almost a year now. Ever sine their relationship started, Jay has complained about their sex life. He's tried to talk to her about this and she says that sex just isn't important... | So my friend, we'll call him Jay, is dating a very nice girl who lives an hour away from him. They met on E-Harmony and have been together for almost a year now. Ever sine their relationship started, Jay has complained about their sex life. He's tried to talk to her about this and she says that sex just isn't important... | [
"Summary: My mom is awesome.\n\nPost: When I was 17 I went to a party at a friend's place. I was pretty drunk and a friend of mine asked me to hold onto a dime bag for them. I forgot all about it. The next day my mom was doing laundry and had no idea I smoked weed. She gave me the weed back with no lecture. This is... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,814 |
kestrel005 | Generate the content for a reddit post billed in advance makes my head hurt | So back in march target had a deal where u could get a 5c for 30 bucks with a new 2 year contract. I took the plunge and got my first bill. 188 bucks. Thats for 2 new phones. So i figured:
2x 35 activation = 70
40 for smartphone access
50 for plan
plus taxes = roughly 188
now this month with no activation fee... | So back in march target had a deal where u could get a 5c for 30 bucks with a new 2 year contract. I took the plunge and got my first bill. 188 bucks. Thats for 2 new phones. So i figured:
2x 35 activation = 70
40 for smartphone access
50 for plan
plus taxes = roughly 188
now this month with no activation fee... | [
"Summary: thought organ player was a banshee from the depths of hades at a wedding. It was really a relative.\n\nPost: Went to a wedding of one of my wifes co workers. We get aisle seats towards the back and take a seat. Some old lady sits down to play the organ, and everything is going fine. Then she starts beltin... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,815 |
ztfreeman | Generate the content for a reddit post MJ and Spidey's daughter should be Spider Girl, Dick Grayson should be Batman and Damion should be his ward, the old X-Men should have taken up the mantel of Professor X in their own ways with new students, the Teen Titans should have become the Justice League proper by now and Su... | Even Marvel tried with all their might to make Spidey single again. Marriage is handled weirdly in comics and only seems to work for the Fantastic Four.
Seems to have been working fine when Spidey was married. I know Marvel and DC are different companies, but people move between them rather fluidly, so let me use s... | Even Marvel tried with all their might to make Spidey single again. Marriage is handled weirdly in comics and only seems to work for the Fantastic Four.
Seems to have been working fine when Spidey was married. I know Marvel and DC are different companies, but people move between them rather fluidly, so let me use s... | [
"Summary: Guns in video games are nothing like in real life, like at all. It's just virtual laser tag with military window dressing. But it's ok not to know that, don't let other people get you down, with any luck you'll never have to know anything about the real thing outside of the safety of a gun range anyway.\n... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,816 |
Ensifearthem | Generate the content for a reddit post I would agree | Actually an INFJ's fourth function is Se (extraverted sensing), and an ISFJ's is Ne (extraverted intuition)- but that was probably a typo.
Anyway, I do agree with you on a certain level about that and I think a functions test is in order. Despite this I think it's important to realise that many people, especially young... | Actually an INFJ's fourth function is Se (extraverted sensing), and an ISFJ's is Ne (extraverted intuition)- but that was probably a typo.
Anyway, I do agree with you on a certain level about that and I think a functions test is in order. Despite this I think it's important to realise that many people, especially young... | [
"Summary: contemporary society dictated, as per the interpretation of God's will via the institution of social hierarchy, who was a have and who was a have-not . The idea of boorish sans-culottes running around under the pretext of owning the place was an enormous mindfuck with no modern analogue.\n\nPost: Soc... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,817 |
MisterFlibble | Generate the content for a reddit post Does God have the power to change his own mind? | You are able to assert that answer, sure. You can assert anything you want. That doesn't mean your assertion has merit or is a "conclusion" or anyone else should be persuaded that you are correct.
But we're not actually discussing whether deities exist here. I thought we're discussing whether or not belief is a dich... | You are able to assert that answer, sure. You can assert anything you want. That doesn't mean your assertion has merit or is a "conclusion" or anyone else should be persuaded that you are correct.
But we're not actually discussing whether deities exist here. I thought we're discussing whether or not belief is a dich... | [
"Summary: I don't think it's impossible that Jesus existed, but I do know it's impossible for Jesus to have both existed and done everything the bible says he did.\n\nPost: Not every atheist believes the same thing about Jesus. Many think he didn't exist at all, while I'm in the position of \"I don't know for sure... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,818 |
Mayniak0 | Generate the content for a reddit post mind your own business and leave christians alone.
Read above. | r/atheism is supposed to be about (surprise surprise) ATHEISM!
Interestingly enough you don't get to decide what /r/atheism is supposed to be about. Technically its for "All topics related to atheism, agnosticism and secular living" and less technically whatever the community decides belongs.
>I hat god
I'm going... | r/atheism is supposed to be about (surprise surprise) ATHEISM!
Interestingly enough you don't get to decide what /r/atheism is supposed to be about. Technically its for "All topics related to atheism, agnosticism and secular living" and less technically whatever the community decides belongs.
>I hat god
I'm going... | [
"Summary: Isn't the only faithless statement about the existence of Gods, I don't know? \n To clarify, faith is a concept derived from belief and thus is slightly separate from knowledge statements, similar to how agnosticism and atheism are separate and not entirely mutually exclusive labels.\n\nPost: Gods \n No o... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,819 |
TricksterPriestJace | Generate the content for a reddit post The exposition was for R2D2 as much as Luke. | Obi-Wan wasn't lying. He used droids, but didn't have his own. His astromech was treated as a part of his ship. He wasn't any more attached to it than I am to the onboard computer for my car. (More than the maplight but less than the brakes) The next thing he did was explain that Luke's father was Anakin Skywalker. Pad... | Obi-Wan wasn't lying. He used droids, but didn't have his own. His astromech was treated as a part of his ship. He wasn't any more attached to it than I am to the onboard computer for my car. (More than the maplight but less than the brakes) The next thing he did was explain that Luke's father was Anakin Skywalker. Pad... | [
"Summary: Sin City.\n\nPost: He got in heavy with the church. He was in the choir and had a beautiful singing voice. He became a bit of a shut in. He went mad and canabalistic. He killed a hooker and tried to pin it on Marv. Unfortunately he drastically underestimated what hard time can do to change a man. Marv tra... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,820 |
Kaneesha | Generate the content for a reddit post Middle aged lady orders a burger for her son, who turns out to be her dog. | Another story from the land of fast food. I work at a burger joint known for their shakes. Anyhoo, sometimes we get customers who ask for burger patties that are cooked with no buns and no toppings for their dogs (not often, I've dealt with less than 10 of these individuals and I've been working there for a year). Firs... | Another story from the land of fast food. I work at a burger joint known for their shakes. Anyhoo, sometimes we get customers who ask for burger patties that are cooked with no buns and no toppings for their dogs (not often, I've dealt with less than 10 of these individuals and I've been working there for a year). Firs... | [
"Summary: thought that a little girl was a Satan-worshipper for a brief moment until I realized she was referring to the cat from Cinderella.\n\nPost: So I work at a store that sells lots of novelty stuff like Disney, Supernatural, Marvel and DC, etc. \n This little girl who's probably like 7 years old is browsing ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,821 |
BrahCJ | Generate the content for a reddit post highschool bully gets saved by timely apologising to the poor kid he tormented. | I was very nearly the recipient of a massive beating due to some delayed karma.
Back in 4th grade I just started at a new school and was scrambling to make friends as soon as possible. To do this I took the path of least resistance. I tormented this poor kid who had no friends and was already being picked on. It was ... | I was very nearly the recipient of a massive beating due to some delayed karma.
Back in 4th grade I just started at a new school and was scrambling to make friends as soon as possible. To do this I took the path of least resistance. I tormented this poor kid who had no friends and was already being picked on. It was ... | [
"Summary: Had a Foxtel employee agree that his director is a cunt.\n\nPost: Ahah. I disconnected on Friday. \n \"May I ask why you want to disconnect your Foxtel service?\" \n\"two things. One: for the number of ads I get, for the number of games I watch a week, $70 isn't worth it. Two: I don't want to support News... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,822 |
Modnar947 | Generate the content for a reddit post Almosf went hollow from losing to Arty, finally beat him and he's my favorite boss now. | And I fucking love it. I've been stuck on him for about 2-3 days. Of course, I wasn't just fighting him, I also killed Pricila and did some PVP here and there, but it was mostly just fighting Artorias.
This guy was kicking my fucking ass. I was fighting him with the Greatsword of Artorias +3 (Cursed version) not only... | And I fucking love it. I've been stuck on him for about 2-3 days. Of course, I wasn't just fighting him, I also killed Pricila and did some PVP here and there, but it was mostly just fighting Artorias.
This guy was kicking my fucking ass. I was fighting him with the Greatsword of Artorias +3 (Cursed version) not only... | [
"Summary: A lot of Zelda stuff.\n\nPost: So fucking hard to choose. Seriously, I can't. I can't choose one. Here's a list instead. \n Btw, spoilers and stuff. \n \n The end of Twilight Princess. The feels, man... The feels. \n \n The scene where Sgt. Johnson dies in Halo 3. \"Send me out... With a bang\" \n \n The ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,823 |
Snoopy_Hates_Germans | Generate the content for a reddit post don't worry about every detail of meta while you're starting out; you're in pretty deep just by picking up this game :) | Honestly, the best advice I can give is to play blind for the first few levels. Checking guides online is a great place to start, but trying to ask all these high-level meta questions right at the start will overwhelm and disappoint you. Your teammates will not play anywhere close to the level you're used to (or expect... | Honestly, the best advice I can give is to play blind for the first few levels. Checking guides online is a great place to start, but trying to ask all these high-level meta questions right at the start will overwhelm and disappoint you. Your teammates will not play anywhere close to the level you're used to (or expect... | [
"Summary: Riot knows what they're doing in champion design. Just because you don't like the appearance doesn't mean they designed it poorly; on the contrary, there's probably some aspect of the character that calls for the appearance to be a certain way. By analysing how the character is instead of how the charac... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,824 |
Bannedfromfun | Generate the content for a reddit post The natural world is fucking horrible, and you should be glad that you were born as the only animal that has done anything to change this at all, with the concept of ethics and morals. Elephants and Dogs are on the fence, but it's hard to judge without having better communication.... | He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."](
From the animals point of view? Nothing. From the position of a person who can ascribe ethical and moral concepts to actions? Quite a lot.
And mostly North American animals. When I was younger and resisting going into health-care, I wanted to b... | He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."](
From the animals point of view? Nothing. From the position of a person who can ascribe ethical and moral concepts to actions? Quite a lot.
And mostly North American animals. When I was younger and resisting going into health-care, I wanted to b... | [
"Summary: Read through that goddamn mess. It's solid advice about setting up good sleep hygiene. Also look into \"Say Goodnight to Insomnia\" by Gregg D. Jacobs, that's what we recommend at our clinic. \n Copied and Pasted because I hate websites that make you reload them FOUR FREAKING TIMES to read an article. \n ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,825 |
Scary_The_Clown | Generate the content for a reddit post Everybody lied on this one. | Like most political arguments, it got all fucked up when people talked about it. Even Politifact fucks it up.
The healthcare bill had a provision to pay doctors for counseling seniors on setting up a living will - instructions on how to handle their healthcare should they become incapacitated. It's an old concept, an... | Like most political arguments, it got all fucked up when people talked about it. Even Politifact fucks it up.
The healthcare bill had a provision to pay doctors for counseling seniors on setting up a living will - instructions on how to handle their healthcare should they become incapacitated. It's an old concept, an... | [
"Summary: I'm sure he knows what he's doing\" -> Get a second opinion.\n\nPost: But I figured my doc knew what he was doing \n No. Never. This is a warning sign. If something doesn't make sense to you, you make the other guy explain why. If he's a professional he shouldn't mind doing so. If he pushes back, then how... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,826 |
uberduger | Generate the content for a reddit post I hate disc noise. Pet hate of mine. | My PS3's disc drive is loud as hell. If I could get full games at about £15-20, which is the price I get games at (I wait for price drops or pre-owned ones off Amazon), then I'd definitely get them, just to avoid the disc noise.
I play my 360 much more than my PS3, and a big part of that is because the 360 allows me ... | My PS3's disc drive is loud as hell. If I could get full games at about £15-20, which is the price I get games at (I wait for price drops or pre-owned ones off Amazon), then I'd definitely get them, just to avoid the disc noise.
I play my 360 much more than my PS3, and a big part of that is because the 360 allows me ... | [
"Summary: My network will threaten to block me for tethering, regardless of the bandwidth used, but yet will let me download GB upon GB with no penalty, as long as I happen to be using an Android system rather than a Windows PC. The limitation is so arbitrary and I think I'd feel more respect for my network and les... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,827 |
GrandadsLadyFriend | Generate the content for a reddit post I can experience sexual pleasure without having to admit I wanted it and face shame. | I definitely don't speak for all women and don't think I'm the most common case, so take this as just one anecdote. Pretty much the only way I can get off is by thinking about rape. I heard theories from the BDSM community about how being dominated is actually the ultimate position of control because you're making some... | I definitely don't speak for all women and don't think I'm the most common case, so take this as just one anecdote. Pretty much the only way I can get off is by thinking about rape. I heard theories from the BDSM community about how being dominated is actually the ultimate position of control because you're making some... | [
"Summary: Exes breaking into family homes.\n\nPost: My friend broke up with his girlfriend of almost a year right before high school ended. She did not want the relationship to end and started stalking him. He told me that one morning he was sleeping in on the weekend and his parents had already left. He's sudde... | 85 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,828 |
Fuco1337 | Generate the content for a reddit post Sorry, no $1.000.000 for you. | the problem of determining whether P = NP is equivalent to the problem of determining if a method exists which maps NP algorithms to equivalent P algorithms.
There is no such thing as P algorithm or NP algorithm.
2nd paragraph is a load of nonsense. I guess I don't even need to go further, but this is getting amusi... | the problem of determining whether P = NP is equivalent to the problem of determining if a method exists which maps NP algorithms to equivalent P algorithms.
There is no such thing as P algorithm or NP algorithm.
2nd paragraph is a load of nonsense. I guess I don't even need to go further, but this is getting amusi... | [
"Summary: FUCK EYEBLEACH\n\nPost: Eyebleach is the worst website ever since there's no trivial way to grab the images :( \n I've made a bashscript to parse the javascript info (they store the links to the images that way) and was successful to some extend, but it seems they even somehow cleverly check where do you ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,829 |
Learned_Hand_01 | Generate the content for a reddit post A lot depends on the teacher. | AP History at my school (in the mid 1980's) was one of the most challenging classes I ever took until Law School. It was also the crucible of fire that solidified my social group.
AP English next year was terrible joke by a fairly new teacher who was just awful at controlling the class and anything having to do with... | AP History at my school (in the mid 1980's) was one of the most challenging classes I ever took until Law School. It was also the crucible of fire that solidified my social group.
AP English next year was terrible joke by a fairly new teacher who was just awful at controlling the class and anything having to do with... | [
"Summary: I have spent around $5000 on this program. I have switched to Hearthstone, wake me when Modo is fixed.\n\nPost: Your last paragraph captures my experience exactly. I would have to restart my computer before even opening MTGO to try to make sure the maximum system resources were available to it because I... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,830 |
Seeda_Boo | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't buy a new cymbal without first really knowing what kind of sound you're seeking. | First, you need to know why you want to "upgrade" (not add to?) your kit with a different crash cymbal. There's nothing inherently inferior about a Sabian crash. By dirty, do you mean dirty or sounds dirty? If it's just dirty and you don't like that, clean it. It will also sound a bit different--brighter, at least--as ... | First, you need to know why you want to "upgrade" (not add to?) your kit with a different crash cymbal. There's nothing inherently inferior about a Sabian crash. By dirty, do you mean dirty or sounds dirty? If it's just dirty and you don't like that, clean it. It will also sound a bit different--brighter, at least--as ... | [
"Summary: Several factors belie this notion that have everything to do with how viruses behave and nothing to do with who wrote history.\n\nPost: Yes, I do know who was recording history. It's not so much written history that gets in the way of this, it's the practical realities. \n Distribution of \"smallpox infes... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,831 |
advicevice | Generate the content for a reddit post Getting paid to do nothing is pretty sweet most of the time. | Not really, I'm trying to get out. Although, I have discovered if you can get someone to pay you to maintain a system it's a pretty sweet gig. If you're good at building the system, you're basically just paid to be on call. With my consultant gig they pay a yearly contract fee which gives them the right to call me and ... | Not really, I'm trying to get out. Although, I have discovered if you can get someone to pay you to maintain a system it's a pretty sweet gig. If you're good at building the system, you're basically just paid to be on call. With my consultant gig they pay a yearly contract fee which gives them the right to call me and ... | [
"Summary: I wish I had spent more money on the stand. \n //Edit: I just noticed that stand is no longer stocked, but I think it's available elsewhere under a different name/distributor.\n\nPost: This one: \n Upsides: \n \n It was cheaper than most that hold that many monitors. \n \n Downsides: \n \n The levels of t... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,832 |
shenuhcide | Generate the content for a reddit post If you like her, keep hanging out with her and play chicken until one of you makes a move. It worked for me. | My boyfriend and I started out just as friends with great friend chemistry which gradually turned into something more. We got stuck in a weird holding pattern for a while where I wanted something to happen, but he never made a move. We stayed friends and kept hanging out, but since I had feelings for him and he didn'... | My boyfriend and I started out just as friends with great friend chemistry which gradually turned into something more. We got stuck in a weird holding pattern for a while where I wanted something to happen, but he never made a move. We stayed friends and kept hanging out, but since I had feelings for him and he didn'... | [
"Summary: My dad raised me by himself and has piled on a surprising amount of guilt in trying to get me to let him live with me in a house that doesn't exist.\n\nPost: I was actually born in the Philippines to my mom who is Filipino and my dad who is Chinese. We immigrated to the States when I was 7 and then my mo... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,833 |
LiamIsMailBackwards | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a young Catholic who wants to talk religion. Bring it on. | Hey guys, I'm a 19-year-old male Roman Catholic who has been baptized, received holy communion, and been confirmed. (I'm a full-fledged member of the Church.) I ACTUALLY believe that I eat the body of Christ when I receive communion every week at mass, which I attend regularly. (I don't drink the wine because my single... | Hey guys, I'm a 19-year-old male Roman Catholic who has been baptized, received holy communion, and been confirmed. (I'm a full-fledged member of the Church.) I ACTUALLY believe that I eat the body of Christ when I receive communion every week at mass, which I attend regularly. (I don't drink the wine because my single... | [
"Summary: See the first sentence. Jesus actually was kind of a dick. It's part of what made him a Superstar.\n\nPost: Jesus actually was kind of a dick. That's kind of what made him such a big hit in his time. \n I watched this video of a religious historian who basically said \"Jesus is such a big hit because he i... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,834 |
johnleemk | Generate the content for a reddit post It's extremely misinformed to suggest that tax expenditures are not social welfare spending. No serious policy thinker, from either left or right, disputes that tax expenditures constitute a form of social welfare policy, and have similar effects as direct spending. | I would say that unless you're actually giving people health coverage, it's simply a tax cut. Giving new parents a tax break to get childcare isn't a social program, it's a tax cut for parents. A childcare program would actually be creating a socially funded childcare system.
That's a very meaningless distinction. In... | I would say that unless you're actually giving people health coverage, it's simply a tax cut. Giving new parents a tax break to get childcare isn't a social program, it's a tax cut for parents. A childcare program would actually be creating a socially funded childcare system.
That's a very meaningless distinction. In... | [
"Summary: I think people shouldn't be dying in the streets of easily preventable things, but am more iffy about this notion of entitling everyone to the best healthcare money can buy, because I don't think that's possible as much as we'd like it to be.\n\nPost: I'm a bit wary of the notion of natural rights -- \"no... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,835 |
distortednet | Generate the content for a reddit post the 18 part of this rule is just there for legalities but i don't see it being enforced all that well. if they did however, it would be a simple system but might cause the viewer to take a few days to become fully verified. | its easy, actually. if twitch wanted to, they could put a system in place where the user uploads their drivers license, or other form of picture ID. from there, once the verification process is complete, their account could be flagged as verified. when a person does a giveaway, they could see the person is verified wit... | its easy, actually. if twitch wanted to, they could put a system in place where the user uploads their drivers license, or other form of picture ID. from there, once the verification process is complete, their account could be flagged as verified. when a person does a giveaway, they could see the person is verified wit... | [
"Summary: of what i know so far anyways. if anyone has any corrections, feel free to correct me ;x\n\nPost: EA lied. \n at launch they said they could handle the load of people trying to log in to play the game, since its always on. This was untrue. \n To \"optimize\" the servers they started stripping game feature... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,836 |
GorgeWashington | Generate the content for a reddit post NO | This is correct. he is a "Techmarine Gunner" not a "Techmarine" you may not do this.
Also, upon further consideration you would see this immediately makes a problem because the servitors cannot act alone, and need to join the techmarine's "Squad". Because he is a gunner of an artillery piece this is not possible. | This is correct. he is a "Techmarine Gunner" not a "Techmarine" you may not do this.
Also, upon further consideration you would see this immediately makes a problem because the servitors cannot act alone, and need to join the techmarine's "Squad". Because he is a gunner of an artillery piece this is not possible. | [
"Summary: Dont be a dick \n Edit- Actually If Elon Musk killed a black underage jewish hooker and said AIDS was from God and that he spoke to Hitler at night - the Board of Directors probably WOULD kick him out. I fail to see your point.\n\nPost: Close enough. The Clippers werent taken away by the mob. The Comissio... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,837 |
EphemeralMemory | Generate the content for a reddit post Phild3v1ll3: get off your high horse please, or comment in someone else's thread | I have to agree, I was sharing my project, and the information I researched with Reddit, but now it seems like @Phild3v1ll3 is attacking my project.
Is it exactly what the article says: no, excuse me for sharing. It people like @Phild3v1ll3 that make me use reddit less and less. | I have to agree, I was sharing my project, and the information I researched with Reddit, but now it seems like @Phild3v1ll3 is attacking my project.
Is it exactly what the article says: no, excuse me for sharing. It people like @Phild3v1ll3 that make me use reddit less and less. | [
"Summary: Flat regen is only efficient in one very niche build scenario, but the problem is that type of build in itself is grossly inefficient compared to everything else, and almost impossible to use safely in hardcore scenarios.\n\nPost: Flat life regen is largely underwhelming. The only builds that have a benef... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,838 |
Redeemed-Assassin | Generate the content for a reddit post Space Marines are sterile and too busy being bad asses to go porking humans. | The reason that you never hear of Space Marine children or Primarch children is simple - they are sterile. That, combined with the hormone therapies and augmentations and psycho-conditioning they receive makes their sex drive literally zero. They have absolutely no interest in women, or sex. It does not however mean th... | The reason that you never hear of Space Marine children or Primarch children is simple - they are sterile. That, combined with the hormone therapies and augmentations and psycho-conditioning they receive makes their sex drive literally zero. They have absolutely no interest in women, or sex. It does not however mean th... | [
"Summary: there is no cheap solution that will turn your $100 gun into an awesome sniper gun with a nice scope. Spend the $450 on a 91/30 Sniper and be happy with it, they are beautiful.\n\nPost: By the time you are done getting a bent bolt, getting a rail, buying a scope, possibly drilling and tapping the receiver... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,839 |
KnickersUpKettleOn | Generate the content for a reddit post Drunk horny guy ditches check, comes back for iPhone, tries to beat up a car. All's well that ends well. | I have posted this before on /r/bartenders, but it certainly fits here.
My favorite walkout story. 2 guys come in on a date who have clearly never met before, Craigslist or some such. It's a fairly upscale steakhouse so they order a dozen oysters each, martinis, manhattatans, $15 salads...before the entrees drop thei... | I have posted this before on /r/bartenders, but it certainly fits here.
My favorite walkout story. 2 guys come in on a date who have clearly never met before, Craigslist or some such. It's a fairly upscale steakhouse so they order a dozen oysters each, martinis, manhattatans, $15 salads...before the entrees drop thei... | [
"Summary: If you're in the mood for bad FOH raging, read away. It's pretty fucking bad. If you're in your happy place, stay there.\n\nPost: Bartender) - I recently had a brand new server on her first shift (no experience no training, bad bad bad management decision) order herself some fucking wings right as she ran... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,840 |
kazetenshu | Generate the content for a reddit post who gives 2 fucks, you got 80 years on this planet. Why not use those 80 years to create your own heaven, lest you waste it all in creating a lifetime of hell. | Atheists have a right to hate on religion. Why? Because people keep killing each other just to prove their religion is right. Heres a thought, try looking at religion more like a philosophy, or way of life, like bhuddism. Don't put faith into it, instead, see what it is you can learn from it, to apply to your own every... | Atheists have a right to hate on religion. Why? Because people keep killing each other just to prove their religion is right. Heres a thought, try looking at religion more like a philosophy, or way of life, like bhuddism. Don't put faith into it, instead, see what it is you can learn from it, to apply to your own every... | [
"Summary: you have the answer in your title.\n\nPost: Stop being self-centered. Stop being irrational. Stop being a tool. Start realizing that there is no single way to live ones life nor is there any single way to happiness. Honestly, grow the fuck up. There's 7 billion people in this planet, with 7 billion differ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,841 |
rowenlemming | Generate the content for a reddit post Homeschooler with the education of a public school 5th grader realizes it when she's exposed to the Real World and says "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED", gets her G.E.D., gets into University. | Yeah she was a very bright young woman who knew almost nothing about almost everything. No grasp of English grammar or spelling, no second language (not even basic understanding like "hola" and "au revoir"), math seemed to stop just before pre-algebra (2x=18 was impossible to solve), no literary breadth at all and hadn... | Yeah she was a very bright young woman who knew almost nothing about almost everything. No grasp of English grammar or spelling, no second language (not even basic understanding like "hola" and "au revoir"), math seemed to stop just before pre-algebra (2x=18 was impossible to solve), no literary breadth at all and hadn... | [
"Summary: It's cool not to like homosexuality. It's not cool to hate all gays for being gay. OP gets it. Upvote.\n\nPost: First off, thanks for the AMA. \n Secondly, I hope you realize how strong you come off in your replies. You sound like a man whose convictions are rock solid and who knows exactly how far his ju... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,842 |
stevedpirate | Generate the content for a reddit post We are a community and becoming a bigger part of that community means a couple of perks that, if shared, grow the sport immensely. | Mildly on this topic, but slightly off..
Get involved with your local club. Pretty much every local course around me has a Facebook page attached. We all know each other. I found a disc with a horribly smudged number recently (ITT: don't mark your disc with a paint pen and throw it in a toxic creek). I posted the ini... | Mildly on this topic, but slightly off..
Get involved with your local club. Pretty much every local course around me has a Facebook page attached. We all know each other. I found a disc with a horribly smudged number recently (ITT: don't mark your disc with a paint pen and throw it in a toxic creek). I posted the ini... | [
"Summary: It bothers me that people tend to put Ints into the 'support' category just because they're int. \n Also, I'm glad you included Behe as a support because he totally is.\n\nPost: I've got to disagree a bit on Aluna being a support. She surely can be played that way, but she's much more of a ganker than any... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,843 |
run2flygurl | Generate the content for a reddit post It's worth it, if you actually save money :) | It's worth it!!! I saved up so much money at home and then I was actually able to furnish an apartment with it! It was so nice to have meaningful savings - the joy I felt going into a "real people" furniture store and buying a sofa with my own money was incredible!!! I'm in grad school now so the money is long gone, bu... | It's worth it!!! I saved up so much money at home and then I was actually able to furnish an apartment with it! It was so nice to have meaningful savings - the joy I felt going into a "real people" furniture store and buying a sofa with my own money was incredible!!! I'm in grad school now so the money is long gone, bu... | [
"Summary: Go to class, you just might meet your SO there.\n\nPost: Funny true story, my boyfriend and I were basically enrolled in every class together all four years of college and I never met him until senior year because he only showed up for class when we had exams or if attendance was mandatory. Apparently h... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,844 |
oracle_geek | Generate the content for a reddit post expected gifts to sleep with rejected girl | I was sleeping with a girl until I found out she was from a strict Muslim family and that they would freak out (perhaps violently) if they found out she was no longer a virgin. I told her it was over, but she showed up the next day with a nice gift. I accepted the gift and she got guilt sex. This became the arrangem... | I was sleeping with a girl until I found out she was from a strict Muslim family and that they would freak out (perhaps violently) if they found out she was no longer a virgin. I told her it was over, but she showed up the next day with a nice gift. I accepted the gift and she got guilt sex. This became the arrangem... | [
"Summary: moral code != religious\n\nPost: This is going to sound like I am being a troll. But I am serious and I have pondered this paradox. \n One can have a good moral compass (by my standards) by doing exactly the opposite of what many of the \"Christians\" that we see in the news do. \n For example, the curre... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,845 |
Ijustregisterforthis | Generate the content for a reddit post La tubo… era suya y la dejo ir…
Como lo pueden leer, es una historia digna de ser contada en una cantina…..(al menos eso creo…)
PD Esa fue una etapa muy extraña de mi vida, nunca me he considerado un cerdo chauvinista.. pero Salia con J , era novio de T y estaba buscando... | Apreciados lectores, la siguiente es una historia real, sin embargo, quien redacta este escrito hace énfasis en que lo que se presenta es solo su versión de las cosas, con esto aclarado, me permito dar inicio
Prefacio
Era el inicio del internado, estaba a punto de vivir todo un año bajo el ritmo de guardias 24/48 e... | Apreciados lectores, la siguiente es una historia real, sin embargo, quien redacta este escrito hace énfasis en que lo que se presenta es solo su versión de las cosas, con esto aclarado, me permito dar inicio
Prefacio
Era el inicio del internado, estaba a punto de vivir todo un año bajo el ritmo de guardias 24/48 e... | [
"Summary: No inventes...\n\nPost: Ni con esa explicacion justificas que el ejemplo citado tubiera tan mala traduccion y que ademas no se correlaciona con la trama como lo mencionas en tu post original. Ademas, que nombres de peliculas Mexicanas te gustan para ya no ser usados en peliculas extranjeras? Las ficher... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,846 |
MIL215 | Generate the content for a reddit post While rape does not kill the person, it is equivalent to murdering the soul.
This is not me condoning murder, but if someone raped a friend or family member... I am not sure what would happen to the man if I ever found them. | This isn't not exactly an eye for an eye... but what happens to many women after they have been raped is they lose themselves. They are no longer the same person they used to be. The are shells of who they used to be, with many unable to truly be comfortable around men again, unable to truly trust another person. I am ... | This isn't not exactly an eye for an eye... but what happens to many women after they have been raped is they lose themselves. They are no longer the same person they used to be. The are shells of who they used to be, with many unable to truly be comfortable around men again, unable to truly trust another person. I am ... | [
"Summary: Saw the video a day late and had too many questions.\n\nPost: One of my biggest regrets over this song is I met DJ Snake the day that video came out. I went to his show at club Surrender, but had spent the day drinking and gambling so I hadn't seen it. After we were done I was on a roll at the tables so I... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,847 |
Kuryaka | Generate the content for a reddit post Would recommend just grabbing a wedge kit and a pair of Bennett Vectors if you want deep turns. Much more fun for tweaking your feel to what you want. | I can make tighter turns on a longboard than a snow/surfboard. This is because I can force myself to slow down by sliding, and use slide gloves to support mad lean.
The main difference is that no matter what you do with wheels there's friction. A lot of friction. Either that, or you lose control.
With snow/water yo... | I can make tighter turns on a longboard than a snow/surfboard. This is because I can force myself to slow down by sliding, and use slide gloves to support mad lean.
The main difference is that no matter what you do with wheels there's friction. A lot of friction. Either that, or you lose control.
With snow/water yo... | [
"Summary: I think I'm kind of more interested than most of this sub, and I might want to hear an outline. Quite busy with stuff on my end for the next few months, so it's still not a high priority for me.\n\nPost: A lot of skate graphics are mass-printed. You might compare them to amateur art prints instead of famo... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,848 |
ferrarisnowday | Generate the content for a reddit post I would still pay $1.50 for an 8oz coffee at starbucks if they had it on the menu. | While I have no problem drinking a 16 or 20 ounce coffee, I've noticed it raises my alertness no more than an 8 oz cup I make in my coffee maker. The only noticeable difference is that it makes me have to poop more, and sometimes it might even make me feel sick. It has no positive effect, other than giving me somethi... | While I have no problem drinking a 16 or 20 ounce coffee, I've noticed it raises my alertness no more than an 8 oz cup I make in my coffee maker. The only noticeable difference is that it makes me have to poop more, and sometimes it might even make me feel sick. It has no positive effect, other than giving me somethi... | [
"Summary: If you are so broke that you can only afford wal-mart bikes, at least try to get one at a garage sale or something. Otherwise, fork over a few extra bucks for a decent used bike -- you won't regret it.\n\nPost: I'll recount my experience to you. Last summer I wanted to get into biking, and considering m... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,849 |
liquid_at | Generate the content for a reddit post Full health group got devastated in a lvl1 dungeon, without making a single hit. only 2 escaped. | I think I already posted it somewhere else here, but still:
Fully healed, almost no stress group goes into room, gets jumped by monsters. First 4 Attacks yield 6 Critical hits on my guys (1 group-attack was there too..) First round of my attacks: 4x Dodge.
Second round. Monsters do 2x Crit, 2x Regular hits. No miss... | I think I already posted it somewhere else here, but still:
Fully healed, almost no stress group goes into room, gets jumped by monsters. First 4 Attacks yield 6 Critical hits on my guys (1 group-attack was there too..) First round of my attacks: 4x Dodge.
Second round. Monsters do 2x Crit, 2x Regular hits. No miss... | [
"Summary: Multiple options like hiding in a dumpster, burying in soil or grass or burning them on a pile would seem to be the best solution to me.\n\nPost: What I like about this is that hiding bodies implies that they don't disappear on their own. I never liked that. It might add on the server-performance, but as ... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,850 |
ClearlyDoesntGetIt | Generate the content for a reddit post Camera suggestions for astrophography through a telescope.
Please let me know! Thank you! | Hello photography! I was told to come here to ask all of you about cameras. I am becoming more involved in astrophotography and will be taking a 6 week trip up north to take photos in the early summer of 2013. I was wondering what kind of cameras you guys would recommend for this job. I will be using a telescope and wi... | Hello photography! I was told to come here to ask all of you about cameras. I am becoming more involved in astrophotography and will be taking a 6 week trip up north to take photos in the early summer of 2013. I was wondering what kind of cameras you guys would recommend for this job. I will be using a telescope and wi... | [
"Summary: writing a large paper with a specific THEME, girl asks what a theme is day before its due.\n\nPost: At my high school we have this thing called Junior Theme. its the biggest paper of the year and takes several months to write. You choose a book to read and a topic to write about. \n Anyway \n The day befo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,851 |
bombeater | Generate the content for a reddit post I have a complex over the meaninglessness of my own artwork and the creative constipation is making me so depressed. How do I get over myself and start drawing & painting regularly again? | I used to carry a sketchbook with me everywhere. I got so much out of drawing and painting; I loved to make comics and come up with crazy character designs.
I got very depressed after graduating college and feeling like I didn't learn anything about art and craftsmanship there. That was over five years ago. Every few... | I used to carry a sketchbook with me everywhere. I got so much out of drawing and painting; I loved to make comics and come up with crazy character designs.
I got very depressed after graduating college and feeling like I didn't learn anything about art and craftsmanship there. That was over five years ago. Every few... | [
"Summary: made it clear that this was not a verbatim transcript of events.\n\nPost: Dude. \n I don't understand everyone's fixation on internet points. I have no idea how many upvotes or downvotes anything on Reddit has, ever. I literally wrote my own custom CSS to hide the counts because I just don't give a shit a... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,852 |
Vulpyne | Generate the content for a reddit post There's a categorical difference between reacting to stimuli and experiencing stimuli subjectively. | Plants can react to stimuli and "communicate", but that is not the same thing as a subjective experience. My computer reacts when I press keys, but there's no reason to believe it has a subjective experience. It also communicates with other computers and devices. That is a somewhat extreme example. Here is hopefully a ... | Plants can react to stimuli and "communicate", but that is not the same thing as a subjective experience. My computer reacts when I press keys, but there's no reason to believe it has a subjective experience. It also communicates with other computers and devices. That is a somewhat extreme example. Here is hopefully a ... | [
"Summary: I wrote](\n\nPost: because no one's really making arguments like that. \n What are you basing that assertion on? He said he based it on experience actually debating the topic with philosophers. Unless you have a) experience debating philosophers and b) your experience contradicts his hypothetical philos... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,853 |
Nordicaaron | Generate the content for a reddit post Schedule everything, Hack everything, Use all your resources, even you weaknesses (because they could be strengths in disguise.
BONUS TIP: In RPG's we max min characters for maximum kick ass. Why don't we do that in our own lives? I walk a mile to keep my legs going when I work... | No labs. I have 2 night classes on Monday (my hell day). I have my other 3 at 11-12:15p (MTWHF) and one at 9-950a (MWF).
My studying happens at work mostly. I double up because of the job itself. I only work to clean the little building and to serve our customers.
Driving time is my personal meditation. I drive on... | No labs. I have 2 night classes on Monday (my hell day). I have my other 3 at 11-12:15p (MTWHF) and one at 9-950a (MWF).
My studying happens at work mostly. I double up because of the job itself. I only work to clean the little building and to serve our customers.
Driving time is my personal meditation. I drive on... | [
"Summary: 616lbs (260kg) 6'5\"(198.1cm) wants to be 275(125kg) in 2 years. And have a very small idea on where to work.\n\nPost: I have been watching this site for a few days. I am a 22/M. I have had chronic health issues related to my weight for a while. I have sleep apnea, pulmonary hypertension, and high blood p... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,854 |
ImSoGoingToHell | Generate the content for a reddit post The judge used a fancy word for Total Dickhead, so the jailors will know if a fire breaks out, to let him out last. | INAL but Aggravated as a prefix means "make it worse". So Robbery is taking unguarded stuff. Aggravated Robbery can be scaring away the guards and taking stuff.
Armed Robbery just let the sight of weapons scare away the guards to take stuff. Aggravated Armed Robbery has an extra step like pushing a gun barrel into... | INAL but Aggravated as a prefix means "make it worse". So Robbery is taking unguarded stuff. Aggravated Robbery can be scaring away the guards and taking stuff.
Armed Robbery just let the sight of weapons scare away the guards to take stuff. Aggravated Armed Robbery has an extra step like pushing a gun barrel into... | [
"Summary: I work on Qst 9to5, and Occupy blended into the background too well for me to notice them.\n\nPost: You should blame the Hari Krishna's. \nEvery Friday evening, they break out the drums and do a non stop conga line up and down queen st. Smiling and talking to strangers about their insane caffienne-free b... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,855 |
robotfoodab | Generate the content for a reddit post it's not always what's being smoked, but who is doing the smoking or why. | I don't mean to imply anything about your personality, but I've had experience with this as I'm sure many in this sub have. Take what I say as speaking in generalities. Pot is a substance that makes you look inward at yourself. If you're feeling socially awkward when you're high, it could be that you might not like wha... | I don't mean to imply anything about your personality, but I've had experience with this as I'm sure many in this sub have. Take what I say as speaking in generalities. Pot is a substance that makes you look inward at yourself. If you're feeling socially awkward when you're high, it could be that you might not like wha... | [
"Summary: Pass and draw two defenders to you, then pass right back to move it up the pitch.\n\nPost: Last night my room mate and I tried a defensive counterattacking formation on H2H seasons and it worked wonders. 5-4-1 with a fast striker and a good passer at CAM and CDM. Once you get the ball you can pass it as m... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,856 |
GeekyAine | Generate the content for a reddit post I have just handed you most of the names you will ever need to pick fights with strangers about art. This is the most I've used my Art History knowledge since I stopped grading undergrad's Gen Ed papers. | You're in good company, as Koons collaborated with Richard Feynman on them. It doesn't do anything for me. I don't have a problem with art that isn't pretty (Warhol) or that uses found objects (Duchamp) or that is simplistic (Mondrian), but Koons just feels like a con man to me. I know that his "Exploit the Masses" tag... | You're in good company, as Koons collaborated with Richard Feynman on them. It doesn't do anything for me. I don't have a problem with art that isn't pretty (Warhol) or that uses found objects (Duchamp) or that is simplistic (Mondrian), but Koons just feels like a con man to me. I know that his "Exploit the Masses" tag... | [
"Summary: OP posts shit, I get annoyed, OP reveals troll, I applaud and admit defeat, then get downvoted because galatic hivemind law.\n\nPost: Lochness Monster, Tree Fiddy..... I took his quote to mean that the OP put it up on RoomPorn (a sub for pictures of awesome/beautiful/badass rooms) to troll by re-re-re-re-... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,857 |
ElMangosto | Generate the content for a reddit post Macchiato" is too general a term to ascribe to either the "right one" or the Starbucks caramel one, its just a method of preparation meaning the shot went in last. Order "Espresso Macchiato" from either place and no one will ever ask you if you're sure again. | I both agree and disagree. Starbucks will absolutely sell you a proper Espresso Macchiato if you ask for it, and they almost always know what it is without any confusion. If you are just ordering "Macchiato" at your independent shop then you are leaving it way too open to interpretation. Like asking for "a drink on ... | I both agree and disagree. Starbucks will absolutely sell you a proper Espresso Macchiato if you ask for it, and they almost always know what it is without any confusion. If you are just ordering "Macchiato" at your independent shop then you are leaving it way too open to interpretation. Like asking for "a drink on ... | [
"Summary: When customers have a problem, Steam seems to see the problem as someone is complaining and not one of our customers is dissatisfied and I need to figure out why .\n\nPost: I'll be honest...all the email replies from Gabe are cool, and the sales are always great...but man I am really disappointed in th... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,858 |
auraseer | Generate the content for a reddit post Do not pour bleach into your vagina. | I had a patient come to the ER complaining of severe pain and swelling "all down there." On physical examination we noted a really remarkable amount of swelling, and both the internal and external tissues were extremely red and irritated. She was so swollen she couldn't even pee until we put a catheter in. The physicia... | I had a patient come to the ER complaining of severe pain and swelling "all down there." On physical examination we noted a really remarkable amount of swelling, and both the internal and external tissues were extremely red and irritated. She was so swollen she couldn't even pee until we put a catheter in. The physicia... | [
"Summary: It's uncomfortable because your body must work hard to get rid of its waste heat.\n\nPost: I typed this before you deleted the post. Since you say you still don't understand, here's my explanation anyway.) \n Your body constantly produces heat. It's a byproduct of the metabolic processes that keep you ali... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,859 |
Zukuzulu | Generate the content for a reddit post Ground War, Turbine, Kill Campers. | I have gotten it pretty easily and here is how I did it. Ground War at Turbine, I just counter-camped all the snipers. I used an ACOG but a Reflex attachment probably works fine as well. I stayed over by the bridge and the room with the mounted gun, sniping the snipers ontop of the broken tubes and the hut. Patience pl... | I have gotten it pretty easily and here is how I did it. Ground War at Turbine, I just counter-camped all the snipers. I used an ACOG but a Reflex attachment probably works fine as well. I stayed over by the bridge and the room with the mounted gun, sniping the snipers ontop of the broken tubes and the hut. Patience pl... | [
"Summary: In Bold\n\nPost: I have been playing since Red and I would say I have not had so much fun with a Pokemon game since then until I played Y. For this release I decided to black myself out from information once Mega Evolutions were announced, and to just play through the game with the little knowledge I had.... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,860 |
BJUmholtz | Generate the content for a reddit post 5%? Probably bullshit right now since the gap is farther at the top than it's been in years, but my experience dictates otherwise. | bullshit"; thanks for the laugh. I've been building PCs for a very, very long time. I let the fan-boys determine what card will best allow them to puff their chests out. I then purchase 1 AMD card at a $150 price point. I then purchase a second one at a later date that matches for the same price or less. In Crossfire, ... | bullshit"; thanks for the laugh. I've been building PCs for a very, very long time. I let the fan-boys determine what card will best allow them to puff their chests out. I then purchase 1 AMD card at a $150 price point. I then purchase a second one at a later date that matches for the same price or less. In Crossfire, ... | [
"Summary: LOOK AT THE PRETTY SNOWFLAKES WOW\n\nPost: I find that to be the most intelligent comment a theist can posit on the subject. I look at it as no one's burden to prove existence.. it is a genuine scientific creation argument. \n You can quickly determine who the atheist being an ass is because \"Are you sa... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,861 |
marcopolo13 | Generate the content for a reddit post true republicans are conservative, unfortunately a lot of them are religious hypocrites who are afraid of no longer being privileged | I'm not really a republican, but I can give it a shot. For the record, I am mostly libertarian-fiscally conservative and for a smaller government, but extremely socially liberal.
Republicans in America are conservatives. This can mean a lot of things-traditionally conservative, fiscally conservative, socially conserv... | I'm not really a republican, but I can give it a shot. For the record, I am mostly libertarian-fiscally conservative and for a smaller government, but extremely socially liberal.
Republicans in America are conservatives. This can mean a lot of things-traditionally conservative, fiscally conservative, socially conserv... | [
"Summary: I think you are both right\n\nPost: IMHO, what the poster is saying is that when ANYONE tries to fight gender roles, it normalizes it for society and thus makes it easier for others to fight gender roles too. For example, if child A sees person B on TV fighting gender roles, it may give child A hope/inspi... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,862 |
TheAnimus | Generate the content for a reddit post 2 wrongs, don't make a right. The numbers are iffy, but not made up. | I'm not really sure it is thou, the first claim, they link to refers to the headline of the hundreds of thousands who have left the benefits before being assessed. As the writer points out this is most likely due to people getting better as their situation improves, it isn't a case of the demonic long term benefit cla... | I'm not really sure it is thou, the first claim, they link to refers to the headline of the hundreds of thousands who have left the benefits before being assessed. As the writer points out this is most likely due to people getting better as their situation improves, it isn't a case of the demonic long term benefit cla... | [
"Summary: Emergency services get lots of miss dials and won't care if you get through, \"I'm so sorry operator, my headset is broken\", and no one will care. Yes its logged, but not in your name.\n\nPost: It is doubtful you can hang up in the time it takes to make the connection. \n As a Brit, ages ago at uni, whe... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,863 |
krista_ | Generate the content for a reddit post Be the wenge. Be the Hawaiian koa. Don't be a 2x4. | When you're operating on an unbelievably gorgeous $200 hunk of bloodwood or a $400 custom 2" thick maple slab, you're damn sure you mark it and make the right cuts.
When butchering a commodity 2x4, well... shit happens.
Solution: I'm going to become famous enough for the surgeon to know who I am before I need su... | When you're operating on an unbelievably gorgeous $200 hunk of bloodwood or a $400 custom 2" thick maple slab, you're damn sure you mark it and make the right cuts.
When butchering a commodity 2x4, well... shit happens.
Solution: I'm going to become famous enough for the surgeon to know who I am before I need su... | [
"Summary: Doing this the right way is complicated.... and there isn't really a simple, reliable way. Do it right or buy a helmet.\n\nPost: I'm a bit of a storage nut, and have designed medium size enterprise storage solutions. \n I personally don't trust the cloud, so I store local and backup. \n I'm currently ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,864 |
egcg119 | Generate the content for a reddit post If first year manager + cancer + undefeated start + winning the league = "fuck Tito," you're delusional. | fuck Tito. Sick or not, if he can't do the job, he knows where the door is.
Jesus fucking Christ dude, show a bit of compassion. He said he was up to the task, and I think he is. He came back from a life-threatening illness to manage this team, and to try to correct faults that have been building for two years and wo... | fuck Tito. Sick or not, if he can't do the job, he knows where the door is.
Jesus fucking Christ dude, show a bit of compassion. He said he was up to the task, and I think he is. He came back from a life-threatening illness to manage this team, and to try to correct faults that have been building for two years and wo... | [
"Summary: 40m euros.\n\nPost: Not really, cause he's in no position to force a move. His (entirely hypothetically and probably not true) determination to leave might make Chelsea accept reasonable offers, whereas right now they will probably accept no offers at all. Whether or not he likes Barca more, he likes Chel... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,865 |
KiplingDash | Generate the content for a reddit post I want to know if I've helped get a cheater banned | I like to play my part in making Destiny a better place to play and consistently report players who cheat in the crucible or go AFK in strikes but I always wonder if anything has been done against those players
I would love it if when a player get's banned from an activity or the entire Bungie would send an email to ... | I like to play my part in making Destiny a better place to play and consistently report players who cheat in the crucible or go AFK in strikes but I always wonder if anything has been done against those players
I would love it if when a player get's banned from an activity or the entire Bungie would send an email to ... | [
"Summary: Ghost shells should give you buffs\n\nPost: So we currently don't know anything about the ghost shells and the only ones available are the ones obtained for the special editions of the game that had to be pre-ordered right? \n What if once the ghost shells became available they gave you buffs?\nSo instead... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,866 |
Defrostmode | Generate the content for a reddit post girl who could have been a model "used" me in highschool and basically told me she was. Not even mad. | Not at all the same scenario, but while I was in high school, we had a foreign exchange student from Greece. She spoke perfect English, but sometimes she would talk to me in Greek, which I found cool.
She was older, GORGEOUS , and for some reason she liked to fool around with me. Well on 3-4 occasions, after she was... | Not at all the same scenario, but while I was in high school, we had a foreign exchange student from Greece. She spoke perfect English, but sometimes she would talk to me in Greek, which I found cool.
She was older, GORGEOUS , and for some reason she liked to fool around with me. Well on 3-4 occasions, after she was... | [
"Summary: high school teacher was a dick. Couldn't graduate because of him. Aaaand my sister's a slut.\n\nPost: I was able to pass every English and Writing class in high school with a B+ or higher. Except English 1. Which I took 4 times. \n I turned in the same 'open' paper (meaning we could write about whatever... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,867 |
playingwithfire | Generate the content for a reddit post Soccer analogy not valid. | This is an exhibition/warm up tournament. Euro tournament has been around since the 60s and soccer doesn't have a spring training in the baseball sense. Teams play 4-8 warm up game and they are ready for the season. Club teams in soccer also have a pretty good understanding that they are going to have to give up player... | This is an exhibition/warm up tournament. Euro tournament has been around since the 60s and soccer doesn't have a spring training in the baseball sense. Teams play 4-8 warm up game and they are ready for the season. Club teams in soccer also have a pretty good understanding that they are going to have to give up player... | [
"Summary: There are educated guesses, but we don't have the ability to be that confident in those guesses.\n\nPost: Which is good and fine, I think I remember you for John Sickel's site.(Great draft btw, assuming you sign most guys) But somebody who frequent that site should no that there's no definitive right now ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,868 |
xXSJADOo | Generate the content for a reddit post I think the writers should've ended it after the season Michael left, and I think you should too. | Honestly, I'd say stop after the 7th season. Season 8 is okay, but if you truly appreciated the office before Michael left, its probably just going to be a waste of time. Season 9 is an absolute train wreck in my opinion, and shouldn't be acknowledged by any true office fan. Just skip to the series finale for a few g... | Honestly, I'd say stop after the 7th season. Season 8 is okay, but if you truly appreciated the office before Michael left, its probably just going to be a waste of time. Season 9 is an absolute train wreck in my opinion, and shouldn't be acknowledged by any true office fan. Just skip to the series finale for a few g... | [
"Summary: the greatest acting performance in the greatest scene, of the greatest episode, of the greatest series.\n\nPost: its the scene where walt realizes that gus is going to kill hank because he's too close to catching him. gus then tells walt that if he tries to interfere he will kill all the people close to h... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,869 |
E7ernal | Generate the content for a reddit post Nukes and trade. | Again, unless they enjoy having their capital vaporized, their economy shattered, and their empire ruined, I think they'd stay away. Besides, as a libertarian you should know that people don't murder their trading partners. Ancaps are true free traders. It's hard to muster up an army to kill people who are supplying yo... | Again, unless they enjoy having their capital vaporized, their economy shattered, and their empire ruined, I think they'd stay away. Besides, as a libertarian you should know that people don't murder their trading partners. Ancaps are true free traders. It's hard to muster up an army to kill people who are supplying yo... | [
"Summary: Read it because I can't say anything more succinctly. Sorry =D \n I didn't even realize I wrote a goddamn essay. I do that from time to time.\n\nPost: Freedom includes the freedom to be stupid, crazy, or ignorant. You cannot have liberty without liberty to be a moron. You can't have your cake and eat it t... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,870 |
shadus | Generate the content for a reddit post most christians don't bother reading the bible. a lot of atheists do due to crisis of faith. my grandparents were nuts and so are most christians in this area. | I think the reason, "most" atheists have a better grasp is because most of us were originally christian of some sect and had a "crisis of faith." The first result of that isn't typically atheism or even agnosticism, it's to search for the answers in our own religion. It's hard to find an answer if you don't look in t... | I think the reason, "most" atheists have a better grasp is because most of us were originally christian of some sect and had a "crisis of faith." The first result of that isn't typically atheism or even agnosticism, it's to search for the answers in our own religion. It's hard to find an answer if you don't look in t... | [
"Summary: I'm (and many others) are in a shit place this year, but most got a roof and food, but there are so many who don't... seek and help them if you really want to make a difference.\n\nPost: Things are getting tight for a lot of people. There's a lot of people who are needy in some way or another due to circ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,871 |
StopReadingMyUser | Generate the content for a reddit post They justify their hatred, you can't use hatred against them and think they won't justify it away. That's how it started everything .You're feeding into their source, not diminishing it. [If you want to change a hate group, you kill them with kindness. It's easy to hate. It's hard... | 1) Keep in mind that we're dealing with the exception, not the rule. Most people don't see it the same way as these people, only the select few. Out of all the people you meet in a day, how many are SJWs? Not many I'd presume.
2) This is also a hate group. Every hate group in history has created a reason to justify t... | 1) Keep in mind that we're dealing with the exception, not the rule. Most people don't see it the same way as these people, only the select few. Out of all the people you meet in a day, how many are SJWs? Not many I'd presume.
2) This is also a hate group. Every hate group in history has created a reason to justify t... | [
"Summary: Ex's are mean even after everything's over... \n P.S. Sorry for all the math\n\nPost: Did it a couple weeks ago, broke up a few weeks before that. Obviously painful, but only because the reason we separated was she didn't feel it was \"the right time.\" She had just gotten out of an 11-month, relationship... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,872 |
DaimyoNoNeko | Generate the content for a reddit post delivered alcohol to underage girl, got fired. | A very very long time ago...
I used to deliver pizza for Little Caesar's when the person taking the order told me that the caller wanted to speak to the driver directly for "instructions"
The caller told me he wanted to to bring a 12 pack of beer, that he would pay me back and tip well.
I didn't care about the ti... | A very very long time ago...
I used to deliver pizza for Little Caesar's when the person taking the order told me that the caller wanted to speak to the driver directly for "instructions"
The caller told me he wanted to to bring a 12 pack of beer, that he would pay me back and tip well.
I didn't care about the ti... | [
"Summary: Fuck the waitresses, I want my freedom.\n\nPost: OK, so back when I was 19, I started working with some guys who sold meat door to door. Every morning, we would load a freezer full of these meat packs into the bed of the pickup truck. \n Long hours, but every day, lunch was at a different bar. I was under... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,873 |
enemyoftheworld | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't assume the collectors are ignorant, greedy asshats. | I've worked for a small collection agency that handled local medical accounts like the one you describe. Call them and tell them that you're willing to pay it in full if the account will be exempted from their credit reporting. Very simple. Make sure you get it in writing before making the payment. If they don't ag... | I've worked for a small collection agency that handled local medical accounts like the one you describe. Call them and tell them that you're willing to pay it in full if the account will be exempted from their credit reporting. Very simple. Make sure you get it in writing before making the payment. If they don't ag... | [
"Summary: Don't hold your breath.\n\nPost: Unfortunately, many Libertarians would not side with you in extending civil rights to minority. Indeed, many are opposed to the ones that already exist, believing that the free market is sufficient to punish those business owners that choose to deny service to an individu... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,874 |
MIDItheKID | Generate the content for a reddit post I ate a heaping plate of pasta and larvae | When I was about 12 years old, my mother had made some pasta for dinner. I can even remember that it was Ziti. Nothing too special. Just some Ziti with store bought tomato sauce and Parmesan cheese. I remember being specifically hungry, and I didn't want to wait for the rest of my family to get home (brother and si... | When I was about 12 years old, my mother had made some pasta for dinner. I can even remember that it was Ziti. Nothing too special. Just some Ziti with store bought tomato sauce and Parmesan cheese. I remember being specifically hungry, and I didn't want to wait for the rest of my family to get home (brother and si... | [
"Summary: For your purpose, get a nice monitor with HDMI inputs and built in speakers (or speaker out option). Speakers are so you can have sound for the PS3\n\nPost: Personally, I would go with the monitor. I have a monitor for my regular computer usage, and I have an HDMI cable that goes to my Samsung UN46D6000... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,875 |
lukedarooster | Generate the content for a reddit post Tried church, Didn't like it, took worship into my own hands. | I like to think of myself as a student of the Bible. My parents were very devout in my early life and they stopped going when I was about 12. I asked why one day and my dad explained that while he was helping teach one of the adult study classes, he was teaching that many of the holidays in christianity like easter and... | I like to think of myself as a student of the Bible. My parents were very devout in my early life and they stopped going when I was about 12. I asked why one day and my dad explained that while he was helping teach one of the adult study classes, he was teaching that many of the holidays in christianity like easter and... | [
"Summary: My advice probably isn't that great, just tell them to practice more.\n\nPost: Kinda like associating what section of the drill goes with what part of the songs, like wise create a mental screen play for every song but just for your imagination. Take for an example what our show was last year. \n our show... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,876 |
why_uneven_bother | Generate the content for a reddit post You're all triggering me with your privilege. | We ridicule and look down on parents who won't give their children vaccines because it risks their lives and the lives of others around them. We also look down on parents who allow their children to become morbidly obese with child protective services becoming involved in extreme cases. We are all quite well aware of... | We ridicule and look down on parents who won't give their children vaccines because it risks their lives and the lives of others around them. We also look down on parents who allow their children to become morbidly obese with child protective services becoming involved in extreme cases. We are all quite well aware of... | [
"Summary: Apple and Google have tens of billions of reasons to protect you from the government. That doesn't actually matter because what law enforcement needs/wants is usually in the Cloud.\n\nPost: The Director of the F.B.I. has an obligation to tow the line pushed by law enforcement. Law enforcement isn't here t... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,877 |
Cronus6 | Generate the content for a reddit post it's just a money thing. | Except they really aren't too high... (lemme finish here!).
You don't need "new" text books every year.
Think about it... "math" doesn't change.
"English" (oh wait...we call that "language arts" now so that we don't offend non-English speaking immigrants.... (what a bunch of bullshit that is )) doesn't change. ... | Except they really aren't too high... (lemme finish here!).
You don't need "new" text books every year.
Think about it... "math" doesn't change.
"English" (oh wait...we call that "language arts" now so that we don't offend non-English speaking immigrants.... (what a bunch of bullshit that is )) doesn't change. ... | [
"Summary: They go after those who upload or \"share\" files. They could give a damn less about downloaders.\n\nPost: I think it's the same as with torrents honestly. \n That is to say, the MPAA etc only go after those DISTRIBUTING stuff.\nPeople who get nailed for torrenting (myself included) get nailed for making ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,878 |
mmmgawa | Generate the content for a reddit post I know the optimal in any shooting sport is going to be speed and accuracy and yes the guys ranked #1 have both. It seems IDPA time is a bit more forgiving but IPSC accuracy is. | I totally agree that the point of the competition is to be as fast and accurate as possible and that all the guys at the top have a lot of both.
I am not trying to say that the guys on the top are just fast or that being faster will get you to the top.
A guy with a G34 that had a mag well and extended mags took was k... | I totally agree that the point of the competition is to be as fast and accurate as possible and that all the guys at the top have a lot of both.
I am not trying to say that the guys on the top are just fast or that being faster will get you to the top.
A guy with a G34 that had a mag well and extended mags took was k... | [
"Summary: LC9 is Reliable, concealable, and safe. You just don't really want to shoot it much. I just posted this to give my opinion but one opinion is not the gospel as the OP said he has not heard anything bad.\n\nPost: Yeah I had one and the check list went like this: \n \n Reliable: Yes it goes bang every time ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,879 |
jayd16 | Generate the content for a reddit post Flash will be relevant up until you can stream a sporting event in something else. | I can tell you right now, html5 still doesn't do what it needs to to kill flash. A simple video tag is nice but can you easily do streaming video? Can you do streaming video that adjusts quality on the fly?
Although flash isn't very good, there still isn't a proper rival. On mobile platforms, adobe is simply movin... | I can tell you right now, html5 still doesn't do what it needs to to kill flash. A simple video tag is nice but can you easily do streaming video? Can you do streaming video that adjusts quality on the fly?
Although flash isn't very good, there still isn't a proper rival. On mobile platforms, adobe is simply movin... | [
"Summary: that's true when you're talking about a reference to an array but not true when you're talking about allocating for a pointer vs allocating the actual array.\n\nPost: There are a couple verbose replies but I can try to explain it in layman's terms. \n \"Arrays are pointers\" is from the fact that an array... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,880 |
asperatology | Generate the content for a reddit post Are you interested in a game and editor together, even if it's just a teeny-bit? Thanks in advance.
Update:
For those who wished to become contributors, you may check out this documentation I wrote for the game. It contains all of the game mechanics and file format info that... | I just wanted to gauge a small small set of audience for interests. I don't want for this to get hyped or anything, as it may get a C&D or something. I feared for that.
The main reason why I ask this question is because, as a game programming hobbyist, I don't know if a game I loved to work on will get acknowledged b... | I just wanted to gauge a small small set of audience for interests. I don't want for this to get hyped or anything, as it may get a C&D or something. I feared for that.
The main reason why I ask this question is because, as a game programming hobbyist, I don't know if a game I loved to work on will get acknowledged b... | [
"Summary: It's not feasible to have workmen work in the area upon finishing moving the grass rolls in the game, ruining your prison.\n\nPost: This is because of the A* pathfinding algorithm task latency that may incur while also simultaneously calculating all of the prisoners. Even on a beefy hardware, calculating ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,881 |
OtakuOlga | Generate the content for a reddit post While there are some Applejack episodes, her episode count is comparable to Applebloom and Spike, which is why the circlejerk around here is to call her a background pony | Not only have there been very few Applejack centered episodes, but even in episodes supposedly about AJ, she acts like a background pony. Just look at The Last Roundup. Even though in theory the story was about AJ not letting her pride get the best of her and accepting that 2nd place is still a great achievement, she w... | Not only have there been very few Applejack centered episodes, but even in episodes supposedly about AJ, she acts like a background pony. Just look at The Last Roundup. Even though in theory the story was about AJ not letting her pride get the best of her and accepting that 2nd place is still a great achievement, she w... | [
"Summary: subjects with a limited number of possible test questions need to prevent students from cheating by studying test banks\n\nPost: Depending on the subject, it can be difficult to create unique fair questions that accurately test a student's understanding of the material. Because of this, professors in many... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,882 |
Compuoddity | Generate the content for a reddit post What food can I take that won't require packing a lunchbox. | I just read Born to Run, and while I've been able to do around 12-13 miles without anything, after that I typically turn to Gu. Reading that Jurek does (or did) tortilla chunks with hummus got me thinking that I would much rather do real food with sustaining power than the slash-and-burn gels. However, I also don't wan... | I just read Born to Run, and while I've been able to do around 12-13 miles without anything, after that I typically turn to Gu. Reading that Jurek does (or did) tortilla chunks with hummus got me thinking that I would much rather do real food with sustaining power than the slash-and-burn gels. However, I also don't wan... | [
"Summary: check your shoes, your form, and other factors to determine what works for you.\n\nPost: There's never an easy answer for this. Shin splints can be caused by bad form, bad shoes, running on sidewalk (as opposed to road), etc. etc. \n Depending upon your feelings and belief of current research, running on ... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,883 |
thesircuddles | Generate the content for a reddit post all classes are very close right now, time will tell which ones scale better with gear. | All the DPS classes are fairly close in similar gear. BLMs can do a metric ton of burst (450+ on pull), while MNK DRG and BRD are better at sustained DPS. All 4 in similar gear do very similar damage, within 10-20 of each other (with 5+ DL/Relic around ~190-210 average depending on fight).
SMN also do similar damag... | All the DPS classes are fairly close in similar gear. BLMs can do a metric ton of burst (450+ on pull), while MNK DRG and BRD are better at sustained DPS. All 4 in similar gear do very similar damage, within 10-20 of each other (with 5+ DL/Relic around ~190-210 average depending on fight).
SMN also do similar damag... | [
"Summary: of that is more voltage means more power means a higher OC. However this also means more heat, so you have to really pay attention to your temperatures (even though most cards will technically shut off if you hit their max safe temps). \n If you have any other questions feel free to PM me or reply here.\... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,884 |
Ih8YourCat | Generate the content for a reddit post Geoff Rickly from Thursday stiff armed some drunk chick/Friend of mine passed on a curse to another band where they break their strings during sets. | Geoff Rickly (singer of Thursday) stiff armed some drunk chick in the face. She was crowd surfing and security neglected to stop her from reaching the stage and she started climbing on Geoff during one of their songs and pulling the mic cord. She had it coming.
Also, I have a ton of friends that play in bands. One of... | Geoff Rickly (singer of Thursday) stiff armed some drunk chick in the face. She was crowd surfing and security neglected to stop her from reaching the stage and she started climbing on Geoff during one of their songs and pulling the mic cord. She had it coming.
Also, I have a ton of friends that play in bands. One of... | [
"Summary: clumsiness and a spider bite\n\nPost: 1) Pillow fight when I was 4 years old - 4 stitches in my nose. \n2) Lid to spaghetti-O's can thrown in trash, taking trash out, bag rubs against leg - 7 stitches on my leg. \n3) My 6'1\" dumbass self jumped over a laundry basket in the hallway because I was in a rush... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,885 |
quantumquixote | Generate the content for a reddit post I instigated the Orange war and it's a thing now. | The Orange wars.
I used to steal oranges from the dining halls so I could eat them later, and one day I got annoyed and lobbed my orange at my friend. It hit him on the head. Every week since, we've taken oranges out and had little orange fights outside the dining halls, throwing them until they were pulp.
After a ... | The Orange wars.
I used to steal oranges from the dining halls so I could eat them later, and one day I got annoyed and lobbed my orange at my friend. It hit him on the head. Every week since, we've taken oranges out and had little orange fights outside the dining halls, throwing them until they were pulp.
After a ... | [
"Summary: Simply claiming an entire set of dishes as American because your favorite is is extremely prideful. All pizzas can fully represent their culture, and American pizza does this.\n\nPost: Foods are so wrapped up in different ethnic and commercial things that it really is impossible to call a food \"purely fr... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,886 |
superawesomedude | Generate the content for a reddit post I agree with the basic premise that there are many cases where IT expenditures can easily be likened to insurance policies (DR, HA, BC are obvious examples). I just don't think that's enough all by itself- IT does more than mitigate risk, and also has more ways to mitigate risk th... | There are definitely parallels, and I do agree in large part. I just don't think the analogy of "IT as an Insurance Center" is a complete picture. IT provides more services than purely liability insurance and risk mitigation.
IT is also an efficiency center, in an many ways that's the underlying purpose for the exist... | There are definitely parallels, and I do agree in large part. I just don't think the analogy of "IT as an Insurance Center" is a complete picture. IT provides more services than purely liability insurance and risk mitigation.
IT is also an efficiency center, in an many ways that's the underlying purpose for the exist... | [
"Summary: vim is clearly the superior text editor when compared to emacs.\n\nPost: The rules I learned were: \n 1) Treat every gun as if it were loaded. \n 2) Always point the muzzle in a safe direction. \n 3) Be sure of your target... and beyond. \n This was from some type of Game and Fish hunter safety course, I ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,887 |
TheSeanis | Generate the content for a reddit post people will complain and they tend to spew very poorly constructed arguments. Work with what you FIND and you will be FINE | The "unity is too good, you need it" argument is weak, at best. You could just as easily argue that you need a furnace, a sunkeeper, or some of the rarer pieces of sets. Point being, at the higher grifts you have to coordinate your slots very carefully.
There is some order behind the design (it doesnt mean its perfec... | The "unity is too good, you need it" argument is weak, at best. You could just as easily argue that you need a furnace, a sunkeeper, or some of the rarer pieces of sets. Point being, at the higher grifts you have to coordinate your slots very carefully.
There is some order behind the design (it doesnt mean its perfec... | [
"Summary: No. Just no. Also, shitty article.\n\nPost: The spiders in The Hobbit are larger than an adult human being. They are also \"true spiders\" and also spin webs. \n Theraphosa Blondii (Goliath Bird-eater) is nowhere near that size, nor do they even eat birds. In fact, compared to other Tarantula species, the... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,888 |
Tuft64 | Generate the content for a reddit post Need to build a mono red "antired" deck in a LITERALLY 100% red meta | The format is modern
The catch- every card must be either red or colorless. I myself am a blue player, so I want to play the "no" game. This means I want to run a full playset of Vulshok Refugee and Dragon's Claw. I want to punish my opponent for playing red. Because everyone will be playing red at the tournament. Basi... | The format is modern
The catch- every card must be either red or colorless. I myself am a blue player, so I want to play the "no" game. This means I want to run a full playset of Vulshok Refugee and Dragon's Claw. I want to punish my opponent for playing red. Because everyone will be playing red at the tournament. Basi... | [
"Summary: naw\n\nPost: Young Justice's premature cancellation was way more unfair that Firefly's \n u fokin wot m8\nill fite u \n real talk though, fox fucked firefly hard. Here's how \n \n Aired the episodes out of order \n \n literally worst possible timeslot \n \n kept getting rescheduled over and over again \n ... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,889 |
tubcat | Generate the content for a reddit post Markers look like vibrators these days....oh and kids are freaking weird. | I work with interventions of all sorts (mainly special ed. entrance and reevaluation) in schools. I often have kids that will have things at the table they are playing with and have to ask them to put it up until we are done. Asked an young girl to do this one time a year or so ago and she puts what appears to be a dil... | I work with interventions of all sorts (mainly special ed. entrance and reevaluation) in schools. I often have kids that will have things at the table they are playing with and have to ask them to put it up until we are done. Asked an young girl to do this one time a year or so ago and she puts what appears to be a dil... | [
"Summary: So many organizations are good at their core and ideals, but are just as bad or worse than their opponents in application. Vigilantism can be very very bad when not tempered with logic and self-restraint.\n\nPost: In my hometown region, western Kentucky, there were several gangs around back in the day. So... | 200 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,890 |
Dasbaus | Generate the content for a reddit post my kid got run over by a fat kid. | Happened to me the other night.
Baby was too energetic at the store so I figured I'd use my monthly McDonald's trip to let her go into the play area for a while. While there the buttertun family sits down withtheir little girl who was so older than 6. The little girl took down 3 happy meals fries included before ggo... | Happened to me the other night.
Baby was too energetic at the store so I figured I'd use my monthly McDonald's trip to let her go into the play area for a while. While there the buttertun family sits down withtheir little girl who was so older than 6. The little girl took down 3 happy meals fries included before ggo... | [
"Summary: Don't buy blackberry, they couldn't even make a tablet right.\n\nPost: Blackberry is long overdue for their death. \n The last good blackberry I had was in 2003 when they came out with the new RIM design. After only 6 months though the phone made random phone calls at all hours of the night, and overheat... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,891 |
Lady_S_87 | Generate the content for a reddit post I was like the girl in OP's situation and now we're engaged. Be patient and don't pressure/say it too much. | I'm a woman but I thought you might like to hear my story. Sorry for the wall of text.
He said "I love you" after just a few weeks, and I didn't make it easy on him. I hadn't had a lot of relationships, and after 4 1/2 years of being single, I really didn't know where I stood or if I was even ready to be dating someo... | I'm a woman but I thought you might like to hear my story. Sorry for the wall of text.
He said "I love you" after just a few weeks, and I didn't make it easy on him. I hadn't had a lot of relationships, and after 4 1/2 years of being single, I really didn't know where I stood or if I was even ready to be dating someo... | [
"Summary: SMs be crazy\n\nPost: Ouch. My co-workers and I have been wondering for a while if they're trying to get the full timers who've been there a long time to quit or retire early. There's just been too many people transferred from one department to another without the associate having any say in it. It just s... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,892 |
aluminio | Generate the content for a reddit post Sure, of course - if we admit that the New Atheism doesn't actually have the characteristics of a cult, then it's a cult. No question. | Traditional joke:
What's green and hangs on the wall and whistles?
- I dunno. What?
*A [herring](
- A herring isn't green!
You could paint it green.
- A herring doesn't hang on the wall!
You could nail it to the wall.
- A herring doesn't whistle!!!
Oh, I just put that in to make it harder. | Traditional joke:
What's green and hangs on the wall and whistles?
- I dunno. What?
*A [herring](
- A herring isn't green!
You could paint it green.
- A herring doesn't hang on the wall!
You could nail it to the wall.
- A herring doesn't whistle!!!
Oh, I just put that in to make it harder. | [
"Summary: Maybe Jesus of Nazareth really lived and maybe he didn't - the historical record is terrible and we can't say for certain. \n - If he did really live, then we have no real justification for believing that he was anything other than an intelligent, charismatic, and apparently compassionate preacher.\n\nP... | 53 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,893 |
De4con | Generate the content for a reddit post Smokin' Stogies 'n Stuff is your best bet at 19th & Chestnut, they have wraps and other stuff, too. | As someone that has vast experience in shops like this, there are a lot of pro's and con's to each store. Wonderland (21st & Walnut) is nice, but the prices are very expensive, and the cheaper glass pieces are still upward of $30. Artifax is a hike and a half, I've only been there once, and it wasn't half bad on that... | As someone that has vast experience in shops like this, there are a lot of pro's and con's to each store. Wonderland (21st & Walnut) is nice, but the prices are very expensive, and the cheaper glass pieces are still upward of $30. Artifax is a hike and a half, I've only been there once, and it wasn't half bad on that... | [
"Summary: Knoebels > camping \n edit: Turns out Knoebels is about 3 hours away, not 2. I guess it always seemed shorter because I'd be passed out in the back by the time I got there... and back.\n\nPost: As fun as camping is, I'd rather go for a cabin or pitch a tent at Knoebels. Sure, you get the camping and every... | 65 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,894 |
cmcgovern1990 | Generate the content for a reddit post find the venue that fits the best for you and your fiance because driving an hour or so isn't the end of the world. | I wouldn't think than an hour would be considered an out-of-town guest. I'd say look around both cities to find the venue you like best and that fits best with your budget. I, and others I know, have easily driven 1.5-2 hours for a wedding. Those people could stay in a hotel if they wanted, but its up to them. I can se... | I wouldn't think than an hour would be considered an out-of-town guest. I'd say look around both cities to find the venue you like best and that fits best with your budget. I, and others I know, have easily driven 1.5-2 hours for a wedding. Those people could stay in a hotel if they wanted, but its up to them. I can se... | [
"Summary: This isn't your fault. C-Sections result in babies just like vaginal births.\n\nPost: Its definitely not your fault if your baby is breech. Having a c-section is not the end of the world. A lot of people on here talk about having vaginal births and really do not want c-sections, but no one is going to loo... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,895 |
drysider | Generate the content for a reddit post theredpill is all lies, woman are easy to understand (we want: respect, honesty, and to be treated like a wanted human being, just like everybody else and just like men), what redpill says woman think about is lies, what redpill says about masculinity is lies. Be who you are not w... | Also I can guarantee probably 90% of red pill says women supposedly will think about you is total made up bullshit. Stop trying to mould yourself into the perfect alpha mannequin for your perfect woman, nobody likes somebody who is faking arrogance which is what red pill teaches you to do. Men go around saying it all t... | Also I can guarantee probably 90% of red pill says women supposedly will think about you is total made up bullshit. Stop trying to mould yourself into the perfect alpha mannequin for your perfect woman, nobody likes somebody who is faking arrogance which is what red pill teaches you to do. Men go around saying it all t... | [
"Summary: do a fish in cycle, it will be better for him in the short term\n\nPost: Just put him in the new tank. It'll be much safer than keeping him in a tiny 1 gallon. The water/bowl is CONSTANTLY trying to go through a cycling process but is unable to because there is nowhere for the bacteria to live. Ammonia an... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,896 |
gr3nade | Generate the content for a reddit post Thought both queens were on the same side. Lead to my brain overthinking. Column 4 is fat. | It took me so long to figure this board out. I thought both the queens were on the same side which didn't make any sense because then it would be impossible for this board to have happened then I thought maybe you were making fun of people who actually are religious nuts and somehow end up with this board in a game of ... | It took me so long to figure this board out. I thought both the queens were on the same side which didn't make any sense because then it would be impossible for this board to have happened then I thought maybe you were making fun of people who actually are religious nuts and somehow end up with this board in a game of ... | [
"Summary: Canada is not a utopia, we have shitty people and good people just like anywhere else.\n\nPost: I've lived in Canada for more than half my life, moved here when I was 8, 19 now and I gotta say I never saw why the media keeps stereotyping Canadians as super nice and as us never doing anything shitty. We ha... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,897 |
zotquix | Generate the content for a reddit post DEAR REPUBLICANS, QUIT RAPING THE WORLD AND THEN SAYING WE JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER BETTER | Does anyone on here actually take time to talk and learn from others with differing political beliefs?
I always love getting raped and then having the rapist sue for peace. Where the fuck was this spirit of friendship and understanding for the last 15 years? The right hated Clinton. They got in power and bullied anyo... | Does anyone on here actually take time to talk and learn from others with differing political beliefs?
I always love getting raped and then having the rapist sue for peace. Where the fuck was this spirit of friendship and understanding for the last 15 years? The right hated Clinton. They got in power and bullied anyo... | [
"Summary: get off Obama's nuts\n\nPost: This is bullshit parading as a real argument. Obama is doing a better job, but anyone who commends him for it is a Obamabot. Fuck you. Learn how to tell the difference between someone working their ass off and doing everything they can to keep as many of the promises they mad... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,898 |
Dragovic | Generate the content for a reddit post Trade evolutions are caused by corrupted Pokemon data during transfer and so are held item ones along with fusing with the item. Trainer cards are written into your Pokemon's minds. | Recently while reading about Scyther on /r/Pokemon_university, I came to realize that evolutions through trade and evolution through trading while holding an item are not something that a pokemon would naturally be able to do in the wild. Also I don't think I've ever seen any wild Pokemon that are the evolved form of a... | Recently while reading about Scyther on /r/Pokemon_university, I came to realize that evolutions through trade and evolution through trading while holding an item are not something that a pokemon would naturally be able to do in the wild. Also I don't think I've ever seen any wild Pokemon that are the evolved form of a... | [
"Summary: Hi\n\nPost: VVhat are yov doing here, yov false? Are the falses planning to invade this svb jvst becavse I'm here? First Sinnfalse tries to pose as my heritage and invades /r/delusionalartists, novv yov follovv me here? VVhats next? Is thisistheperfectposer going to follovv me to /r/outoftheloop and Googl... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 6,899 |
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