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Nwsamurai | Generate the content for a reddit post jumped in pool, phone was in pocket | That reminds me of the time I jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket.
I was at the pool, then I jumped in, but forgot that my phone was in my pocket. Then I was all, "I jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket."
It was then I knew for sure, that I had jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket. | That reminds me of the time I jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket.
I was at the pool, then I jumped in, but forgot that my phone was in my pocket. Then I was all, "I jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket."
It was then I knew for sure, that I had jumped in the pool with my phone in my pocket. | [
"Summary: I already forgot what I typed.\n\nPost: HACKING \n But it has to be movie style Hacking . I don't want to waste a lot of time sitting in front of a computer coding or cracking anything, I just want to be able to make it rain twenties from the ATM with my cell phone, and then ride away on my dirt bike tha... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,200 |
Peregrine21591 | Generate the content for a reddit post don't change yourself for an anonymous shallow woman, stay the way you are for a woman who cares about more important things | As a fellow ginger I shall say the words of truth - You are more likely to be turned down women if you are a red head.
BUT you shouldn't dye your hair and I'll tell you why.
Changing your natural hair colour may satisfy some woman who really cares about your hair colour, but really, is that a woman you'd want to s... | As a fellow ginger I shall say the words of truth - You are more likely to be turned down women if you are a red head.
BUT you shouldn't dye your hair and I'll tell you why.
Changing your natural hair colour may satisfy some woman who really cares about your hair colour, but really, is that a woman you'd want to s... | [
"Summary: Hate my job, hate the fact that I'll be working 9-5 for the rest of my life with little reprieve and the housing market is terrible so it'll be forever until I can own my own house. AND I've realised that I have shit friends that I can barely stand being around\n\nPost: My job, I spend most of my waking h... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,201 |
bored_sith | Generate the content for a reddit post met my bestfriend in Afghanistan, got shot, miss him and want to see if he is alright | Didn't know where to put this.
I was in Afghanistan in 02 on patrol (early in my rotation) and i came across a goofy puppy so I gave him some food from my pack. He followed us around and we saw him the next day on the patrol, he followed us back to camp and I begged for him to be let in, command relented and let us ... | Didn't know where to put this.
I was in Afghanistan in 02 on patrol (early in my rotation) and i came across a goofy puppy so I gave him some food from my pack. He followed us around and we saw him the next day on the patrol, he followed us back to camp and I begged for him to be let in, command relented and let us ... | [
"Summary: asshat\n\nPost: and you, asshat, didn't follow up on what I suggested... if you would have looked at my other posts you would have seen that I did indeed show a tank that has wheels and the fact that a military manual (FM 17-98, since I know you wont go look at my other post) says that there is no militar... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,202 |
killer1408 | Generate the content for a reddit post Haki may not have been planned from the start since high ranking WG employees who run important facilities (i.e CP9 and Magellan) didn't have it. So they could've been attacked and possibly destroyed by logias. | I was re watching enies lobby and I wondered if Oda always planned to introduce haki since CP9 were the most powerful force on the island and if a logia decided s/he wanted to rek some shit there's nothing CP9 could do to stop them and the island would probably be in bad Shape to say the least before an admiral could a... | I was re watching enies lobby and I wondered if Oda always planned to introduce haki since CP9 were the most powerful force on the island and if a logia decided s/he wanted to rek some shit there's nothing CP9 could do to stop them and the island would probably be in bad Shape to say the least before an admiral could a... | [
"Summary: Grisha was an agent of the village who mission was recon. The village sent RBA to primarily wipe out humanity or retrieve the Co ordinate after grisha defected. \n Just a theory of mine.\n\nPost: Yh i agree with you there, grisha if he was from the outside was a rogue agent from the village. Has no one ev... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,203 |
NarcoticNarcosis | Generate the content for a reddit post Lost keys to all the rooms that now have to be replaced and/or changed. First job in a year, 3,000 miles from home and pretty close to broke.
[UPDATE]:
Brought up the issue to my boss. He obviously wasn't happy about the fact, but he said he did appreciate my honestly and will... | I work as a housekeeper in the tourism/hospitality industry. I'm pretty new at it, and as such I'm not very good, but I've been getting better.
However, today as we were starting work, we discovered the master key set, the one that has keys for all the rooms, was missing. Since I had the set last, that makes them my ... | I work as a housekeeper in the tourism/hospitality industry. I'm pretty new at it, and as such I'm not very good, but I've been getting better.
However, today as we were starting work, we discovered the master key set, the one that has keys for all the rooms, was missing. Since I had the set last, that makes them my ... | [
"Summary: I'm not Fabio, but I'm capable of looking good when I go out, and even better when I make the effort, I'm comfortable with my body. Have had some strong starts that fizzled out, and this has made me hesitant to play a straight numbers game; I'm looking to work smarter, not harder. I'm Not into physical se... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,204 |
aquietmidnightaffair | Generate the content for a reddit post The J-31 looks too similar to its US rival, despite being built solely in China and differing from the Russian PAK-FA. And it wouldn't be the first, or last, design to be ripped off in China. | I really want to state the same, but then we look at the third horse in this race, the Russian PAK-FA, and see inherent differences in looks between this jet and the F-35. This is similar to the designs between the Sukhoi Su-27 and the F-15. This also helps in quickly identifying friendlies v foes with the pilot's eyes... | I really want to state the same, but then we look at the third horse in this race, the Russian PAK-FA, and see inherent differences in looks between this jet and the F-35. This is similar to the designs between the Sukhoi Su-27 and the F-15. This also helps in quickly identifying friendlies v foes with the pilot's eyes... | [
"Summary: Live in Texas, B&N employees ordered a copy of The God Delusion for me and another one for the store. \n Edit: made location slightly more specific in case of fellow Texas atheists.\n\nPost: This surprises me. I live in an increasingly Bible thumpin' part of west Texas. And the book seller at B&N was one ... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,205 |
Ba11erOnABudget | Generate the content for a reddit post For the budget conscious, what's a decent marker to pick up and play with in the Sub $200 price range?
Looked at the following:
[Blitz](
[98 Custom](
[GoG Enemy](
[Tippmann A5](
Aside from my family's Spyders I had a friend who used a 98 Custom and A5 and t... | Some story:
I went out for the first time in 10 years after my younger brother told me of an easy going private field some of his co-workers frequent. It was a blast and we want to pick it back up. My family had played a lot when I was in middle school, almost bi-weekly for 4 years, but stopped once HS came around an... | Some story:
I went out for the first time in 10 years after my younger brother told me of an easy going private field some of his co-workers frequent. It was a blast and we want to pick it back up. My family had played a lot when I was in middle school, almost bi-weekly for 4 years, but stopped once HS came around an... | [
"Summary: Consider going to a Junior College and transferring out once you are 100% certain of what you want to do in life.\n\nPost: It depends on what you want to do. I was \"absolutely certain\" I wanted to be a doctor so I went to a UC and took out $15k in loans. After the year I didn't like the idea of taking o... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,206 |
NakedCapitalist | Generate the content for a reddit post Both sides are correct in how economics works, OP has put forward a false dichotomy. You create jobs when your incentive to work is improved, either because your taxes fell or because the price people were willing to pay for your work went up. | Let's set up a simple example to illustrate the effects going on here.
Let's say we have a hospital. And the hospital employs three types of resources: Doctors (High Wage Labor), Nurses (Low Wage Labor), and Hospital Equipment (Capital).
Let's also say that the hospital produces medical care according to a Cobb-Do... | Let's set up a simple example to illustrate the effects going on here.
Let's say we have a hospital. And the hospital employs three types of resources: Doctors (High Wage Labor), Nurses (Low Wage Labor), and Hospital Equipment (Capital).
Let's also say that the hospital produces medical care according to a Cobb-Do... | [
"Summary: Brush your teeth and learn basic grammar.\n\nPost: No, I don't agree. Are you braindead? Serious question, are you a retard? \n 1) You're probably a real dumb fuck, so let's make it clear: When 1 company is trying X and 9 are trying Y, you DONT get to say, \"Well, that proves X works!\" What it does ... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,207 |
TurboDog999 | Generate the content for a reddit post I live next to a hoarder who tried to stage a car crash for money. | I live in a townhouse complex and we have a hoarder. His carport is a mess, he can barely fit one car there, managed to get another neighbor to let him park his pick-up truck in the neighbor's extra spot, and has a box truck for his AC business and a cargo trailer, stored in the guest parking lot, which is a no-no, bu... | I live in a townhouse complex and we have a hoarder. His carport is a mess, he can barely fit one car there, managed to get another neighbor to let him park his pick-up truck in the neighbor's extra spot, and has a box truck for his AC business and a cargo trailer, stored in the guest parking lot, which is a no-no, bu... | [
"Summary: Apparently this thread's first \"I passed out in a ditch\" story.\n\nPost: I went to a house party thrown by a club I was in, in college. I was 20, so underage. It was February, in Illinois, so it was cold with snow on the ground. I arrived a bit late, so most of the booze had been drank. All that was... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,208 |
FaroutIGE | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't know how to return to a life of doing shit for other people, but oddly enough need the money. suggestions? | I go (by a play on my last name Farlow), as Farout. I'm currently with the collective label IndyGround which is fully run by the artists. Leaving to tour tomorrow, and all my music is free online ( for exposure's sake. 23 years old, graduated from Mizzou a year ago. I put down a deposit on a house in St. Louis, where m... | I go (by a play on my last name Farlow), as Farout. I'm currently with the collective label IndyGround which is fully run by the artists. Leaving to tour tomorrow, and all my music is free online ( for exposure's sake. 23 years old, graduated from Mizzou a year ago. I put down a deposit on a house in St. Louis, where m... | [
"Summary: Seriously dude, we see through this bullshit. Of course you're in favor of more spying power but cut the \"the courts will check us\" crap.\n\nPost: Regardless to what the parameters are, you can't just assume that the shit the officers see will just fade from memory. The problem is that you're dealing w... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,209 |
SiFixD | Generate the content for a reddit post Can i smoke safely in my hot tub by holding the joint outside and leaning out to smoke? Or can i even skip doing that and not worry? :D:D [4] | Whilst we're on the issue of smoking in pools, i regularly smoke in my hot tub and to do that i hold the joint outside the hot tub and when i want to toke i lean entirely out of it to avoid the jets spray / little bits of water bouncing out from touching the joint.
Is this safe? :D I've been doing it like once a week... | Whilst we're on the issue of smoking in pools, i regularly smoke in my hot tub and to do that i hold the joint outside the hot tub and when i want to toke i lean entirely out of it to avoid the jets spray / little bits of water bouncing out from touching the joint.
Is this safe? :D I've been doing it like once a week... | [
"Summary: locks aren't under-represented/over-represented, but above 2.2k in 3s, and literally just 3s - they're top. That doesn't mean they're the most played, it means that a healthy amount of people that are playing afflic locks in 3s are top tier players.\n\nPost: No they're not. \n They represent 2% of all act... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,210 |
slaughtxor | Generate the content for a reddit post I have very little human contact as it is and will likely have none through the rest of Christmas. I just need some love. I need to know that I'm not the revolting piece of shit I feel like I am. | I've been reading all the different NC Xmas threads but none of them seem to really ring true for me. Someone will lament the NC over the holidays but then quip that they are going to have a lovely time WITH FAMILY. I suppose the NC thing is largely aimed at parent(s), but in my case it's fairly universal.
I have nev... | I've been reading all the different NC Xmas threads but none of them seem to really ring true for me. Someone will lament the NC over the holidays but then quip that they are going to have a lovely time WITH FAMILY. I suppose the NC thing is largely aimed at parent(s), but in my case it's fairly universal.
I have nev... | [
"Summary: Lots of addicts have ADHD, but I think it's more due to the general dissatisfaction in life and thrill seeking coupled with addiction genetics. If your doc isn't a psychiatrist, check some out.\n\nPost: I was on 100mg of Vyvanse for 3 years before switching to generic Adderall because I was going to lose ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,211 |
MjrJWPowell | Generate the content for a reddit post not for profit companies can still make profits, but they do not pay them out to investors. | The only problem with that article is that the author obviously has no idea what the difference between a not for profit, and a for profit company is. For profit corps take profits and either reinvest them in the company, or pay them out as dividends to.investors. Not for profit companies do make a profit, they just do... | The only problem with that article is that the author obviously has no idea what the difference between a not for profit, and a for profit company is. For profit corps take profits and either reinvest them in the company, or pay them out as dividends to.investors. Not for profit companies do make a profit, they just do... | [
"Summary: It's good to know the Pope.\n\nPost: I was told, in high school, that one of the reasons that Lent had the \"no RED meat on Friday\" rule came about, was that some of the more prominent fishermen were not doing so well. And since they were a large (read: well monied) group, the Pope declared that people s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,212 |
admiral-zombie | Generate the content for a reddit post Your post reads like we have the same regulation on utilities as we do on ISPs (this may be a misreading) but the problem is more that we don't have the same regulations. | owever, the government is slowly learning that not all service is created equal, and the regulations for utilities really don't apply to cable and internet as well as they initially thought.
It is a little vague so it just may be a misreading, but your post is a little off/wrong. It reads to me at least like we have ... | owever, the government is slowly learning that not all service is created equal, and the regulations for utilities really don't apply to cable and internet as well as they initially thought.
It is a little vague so it just may be a misreading, but your post is a little off/wrong. It reads to me at least like we have ... | [
"Summary: Your system, is so god awful and antiquated that it looks like you're pulling it directly from civil war era systems. You say the voters beings idiots is the problem, but your system is a completely arbitrary means for determining the intelligence and just assumes that all poor people are too stupid to vo... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,213 |
Gnometard | Generate the content for a reddit post Quit whining and check the exchanges. | Have you tried responding to the plentiful responses asking about the healthcare exchange? I mean, your situation sucks. HOWEVER there are options. If you actually gave a shit about the quality care of your autistic son, you would fucking respond to these kind folks trying to help and check the goddamned exchanges. Eve... | Have you tried responding to the plentiful responses asking about the healthcare exchange? I mean, your situation sucks. HOWEVER there are options. If you actually gave a shit about the quality care of your autistic son, you would fucking respond to these kind folks trying to help and check the goddamned exchanges. Eve... | [
"Summary: Banks in WV suck. Jobs in WV don't pay very well. It cost more money to have the account than to cash checks at Wal-Mart and keep the cash on hand.\n\nPost: Not an issue anymore. At the time I was not making enough to keep the minimum balances that all the banks here were needing with charges for just abo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,214 |
buu700 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't count Ubuntu out just because you think you're too cool for it. | What do you have against *buntu? Honestly, to discount it because it's a "noob distro" (it seems like that's what you're thinking) is just insulting to the distro and all competent *nix users who choose to use it. I'm going to go ahead and say give the \ buntus a second look (I mean, you considered Mint, so wtf). Ser... | What do you have against *buntu? Honestly, to discount it because it's a "noob distro" (it seems like that's what you're thinking) is just insulting to the distro and all competent *nix users who choose to use it. I'm going to go ahead and say give the \ buntus a second look (I mean, you considered Mint, so wtf). Ser... | [
"Summary: You need selling points; you need unquestionable ethos derived from your education (a respectable degree and/or respectable certifications), your experience, and your general person; and you need a serious plan with specific and novel ideas combined with a complete and detailed map of everything you will ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,215 |
ZoeBlade | Generate the content for a reddit post Let's calm down and have some lemonade. | I think it's nice of the OP to write this disclaimer. Of course, we shouldn't let feelings get in the way of discovering how a phenomenon really works, but if we can do that without unnecessarily hurting anyone's feelings, so much the better. If you start attacking someone for going out of their way to not attack s... | I think it's nice of the OP to write this disclaimer. Of course, we shouldn't let feelings get in the way of discovering how a phenomenon really works, but if we can do that without unnecessarily hurting anyone's feelings, so much the better. If you start attacking someone for going out of their way to not attack s... | [
"Summary: I like music way too much.\n\nPost: That's an interesting question... Really, I'm mostly still at the level where I just try and do what \"sounds good\" and fumble around using trial and error, slightly improving (hopefully) an arrangement with each new version. \n To use a fun, topical example of inte... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,216 |
calebcom84 | Generate the content for a reddit post taking another life for any reason than self defense is never worth it. Stick it to her by finding someone better. | My ex wife tricked me into "abandoning" my home. She asked me to give her space for a few weeks and so I moved in with my parents.
I work 7pm-7am shifts, it was the night before Easter Sunday and I had asked her to send me photos of the kids Easter baskets and the kids themselves.
She didn't. She didn't respond to text... | My ex wife tricked me into "abandoning" my home. She asked me to give her space for a few weeks and so I moved in with my parents.
I work 7pm-7am shifts, it was the night before Easter Sunday and I had asked her to send me photos of the kids Easter baskets and the kids themselves.
She didn't. She didn't respond to text... | [
"Summary: if you're interested go fuckin read it ya ass munch.\n\nPost: I carry every day as well. I have my two toddlers, my ability to fight while keeping them safe is extremely limited against one opponent, let alone 2-3. \n That ring said I live in Utah. There is a VERY small list of places I cannot go in Utah ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,217 |
Bsollenb | Generate the content for a reddit post Team up movie would be righteous, but a versus movie would not work. | I would absolutely love this movie and here's why: I think a team up could work with a proper Galactus. Have Reed discover Galactus, and in their typical pacifist/diplomatic fashion, travel to space to meet this cosmic being where Galactus beats the hell out of them, sending them home.
...meanwhile... Silver Surfer (... | I would absolutely love this movie and here's why: I think a team up could work with a proper Galactus. Have Reed discover Galactus, and in their typical pacifist/diplomatic fashion, travel to space to meet this cosmic being where Galactus beats the hell out of them, sending them home.
...meanwhile... Silver Surfer (... | [
"Summary: He wanted to pay the Bush tax rate when it came to his money. When it came to the money of other rich guys, he wanted them to pay more.\n\nPost: While a presidential candidate he frequently bashed the Bush tax cuts as an \"assault on the surplus\" and allowing the \"richest 1% of Americans to afford a new... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,218 |
silveraw | Generate the content for a reddit post less knees, more hips. | To me it looks like you are just kind of collapsing on yourself, think accordion, when you should be letting your hips swing down below your knees. It might help to widen your stance a bit, keep your chest up, and try to sit back while keeping your shins perpendicular to the ground. To me it looks like your back is ... | To me it looks like you are just kind of collapsing on yourself, think accordion, when you should be letting your hips swing down below your knees. It might help to widen your stance a bit, keep your chest up, and try to sit back while keeping your shins perpendicular to the ground. To me it looks like your back is ... | [
"Summary: Nothing that the declaration says has any legal weight for the US. It has absolutely no bearing on organic law, \n [No, you are mistaken and here is irrefutable evidence to the contrairy.](\n\nPost: Did you even bother reading the first paragraph of the article I linked you? The declaration sets the role... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,219 |
Uberculosis | Generate the content for a reddit post its not an 'exploit' per se, but the only way to fix it would be to overhaul the backstab calculation mechanic, and valve's too busy adding hats to do that. | I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, but for those in the audience: backstabs are calculated based on the location of the crosshair of the backstab target. Essentially, for a backstab to register, the crosshair of the backstab target has to be looking away from the spy. Matador stabs are unique... | I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, but for those in the audience: backstabs are calculated based on the location of the crosshair of the backstab target. Essentially, for a backstab to register, the crosshair of the backstab target has to be looking away from the spy. Matador stabs are unique... | [
"Summary: PS2s bases are more interesting, more dynamic, and more mindful of overall game design.\n\nPost: ITT: Rose-tinted goggles. \n PS1 was every bit a meatgrinder of bullshit that PS2 is, and in many instances worse. The armaments available(plasma thumper, anyone?) and natural choke points in the base(read: ev... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,220 |
Cersad | Generate the content for a reddit post What is your proposed solution so we can both maintain our freedoms? | Can I ask why it needs to be 100% effective on each individual? As a biomedical researcher myself, I can tell you that "100% effective" is 100% impossible.
On the other hand, when we have high public participation rates in vaccines, we can eradicate diseases that have plagued humanity for centuries. We don't even v... | Can I ask why it needs to be 100% effective on each individual? As a biomedical researcher myself, I can tell you that "100% effective" is 100% impossible.
On the other hand, when we have high public participation rates in vaccines, we can eradicate diseases that have plagued humanity for centuries. We don't even v... | [
"Summary: regarding measles): Measles has about a 20% rate of hospitalization, and increased survival prior to the vaccine did not indicate a decrease in infections. Vaccines directly caused the decrease in measles infections, both in the USA and in developing nations.\n\nPost: Thanks for using peer-reviewed sourc... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,221 |
mojomonkeyfish | Generate the content for a reddit post Make sure you know who is dead and who is alive. | I gave a speech in the middle of high school, at some point, for some class or another, on the topic of Monty Python. Why? I'm not a huge fan. I think it was jut on a list of suggestions, and it looked mildly fun. Anyhow, this was the mid-90s, and the internet was still pretty raw. I used it, exclusively, for my r... | I gave a speech in the middle of high school, at some point, for some class or another, on the topic of Monty Python. Why? I'm not a huge fan. I think it was jut on a list of suggestions, and it looked mildly fun. Anyhow, this was the mid-90s, and the internet was still pretty raw. I used it, exclusively, for my r... | [
"Summary: I'm Two-Face.\n\nPost: I was recently laid off from my job, specifically because the shareholders wanted to make cuts to improve the company's position on paper in the short term. They axed a next-gen product about to go to market with pretty much guaranteed revenue long-term to make things look better f... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,222 |
tetsuraryuuken | Generate the content for a reddit post Latter-day Saints before Mormons. | Actually, our original name was "Latter-day Saints" as the church was officially named "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints". The term "Mormon" was coined more of a slur than it was as a religious title. However, it has since become more of a nickname to us. And yes, you are correct. We no longer practi... | Actually, our original name was "Latter-day Saints" as the church was officially named "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints". The term "Mormon" was coined more of a slur than it was as a religious title. However, it has since become more of a nickname to us. And yes, you are correct. We no longer practi... | [
"Summary: I do not see what you claim to see. \"Brown/burnt\" people never did anything wrong. (edit)\n\nPost: First: I was not \"created\" LDS, and I have lived in Utah for about 6 years (age 12-18). I don't know what you're talking about. I've seen none of this \"racial profiling, the huge love for money and p... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,223 |
TheDrock21 | Generate the content for a reddit post I really want a ghost shell and a chocolate strange coin..So Bungie should start a larger merchandising department. | Bungie has there small shop. but they are really missing on so much. I would pay tons for a lot of things they could make.
Hunter Knife
Ghost Shells
Sparrows
Strange Coins
general Items
Customizable Guardian Figures.
Ships
Physical Grimoire Cards
Board Games
Destiny Character figures.
Engrams ... | Bungie has there small shop. but they are really missing on so much. I would pay tons for a lot of things they could make.
Hunter Knife
Ghost Shells
Sparrows
Strange Coins
general Items
Customizable Guardian Figures.
Ships
Physical Grimoire Cards
Board Games
Destiny Character figures.
Engrams ... | [
"Summary: Bring ALL Strike/Raids/Daily Missions/PvP maps forward so we can play them again, Instead of giving us events to bide our time.\n\nPost: Just scratch all content for the upcoming year. Put all your efforts towards D2. Just give us our old stomping ground back. \n \n Vault Of Glass \n Crotas End \n Priso... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,224 |
pengu1nz | Generate the content for a reddit post I always try to do this already and think that certain players in high D1/Challenger make NA solo queue worse rather than an overall problem with the server. | When i'm in queue with LCS/pro level players I always do my best to let them practice their main roles (well, tbh a lot of them suck at other roles lol) and play a serious game. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Honestly, I think the bigger problem is that it takes too long for the certain bad apples to get banned in hi... | When i'm in queue with LCS/pro level players I always do my best to let them practice their main roles (well, tbh a lot of them suck at other roles lol) and play a serious game. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Honestly, I think the bigger problem is that it takes too long for the certain bad apples to get banned in hi... | [
"Summary: you can afford to be overly risky or rely on enemy misplay at lower elo ranges, strategies that won't work at higher elo brackets. Matchmaking dictates certain unwinnable games due to the system \n don't get discouraged, mid elo games are much more fun if it's a good game when compared to normals our low ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,225 |
AdonisChrist | Generate the content for a reddit post I wish I'd visited my dementia'd "uncle" in the hospital before he died in my freshman year of college. I wish I'd let a high school friend know on one of the many occasions I was in town this Summer so we could have hung out before he killed himself. | I try not to have regrets but it seems I get one for every person I know who dies.
My "uncle" (close family friend) had dementia and died about a year and a half ago. He was in the hospital for a couple months beforehand and I never went to see him. I was "busy" with my first semester of college - with tons of free t... | I try not to have regrets but it seems I get one for every person I know who dies.
My "uncle" (close family friend) had dementia and died about a year and a half ago. He was in the hospital for a couple months beforehand and I never went to see him. I was "busy" with my first semester of college - with tons of free t... | [
"Summary: rambling emotions.\n\nPost: My friend killed himself last year. \n I'm furious with him. \n I haven't talked to anyone about that because I don't want to bring up painful memories. \n More related to your post, I was just so angry when I heard people talking about what a great guy he was and how happy and... | 77 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,226 |
Oen386 | Generate the content for a reddit post They weren't allowed, because they didn't ask permission. They didn't ask permission because they didn't need a Marvel character for the cameo, as Marvel is not the next game. | No I didn't I asked if they were allowed to do it not if they did it , you read what I said wrong
That is not a sentence, or a coherent thought.
I assume you meant:
>No, I didn't. I asked if they were allowed to do it. Not if they did it. You read what I said wrong.
There is no way you're going to get an answer t... | No I didn't I asked if they were allowed to do it not if they did it , you read what I said wrong
That is not a sentence, or a coherent thought.
I assume you meant:
>No, I didn't. I asked if they were allowed to do it. Not if they did it. You read what I said wrong.
There is no way you're going to get an answer t... | [
"Summary: You're doing it wrong.\n\nPost: It's about presentation. \n If you said (hated group) did (inappropriate action), then people will laugh at the joke, even though you thought it up. Saying \"isn't it funny if I do this?\" loses all the humor, and people think you could be serious. \n In this situation, imp... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,227 |
emeraldrumm | Generate the content for a reddit post Tiago is around for his defensive abilities, not his offensively abilities, so stating that the Spurs are having to rely on Tiago offensively has much bigger implications of possible problems with the team, offensively. | I guess you could say it is a positive but I would say it is a negative. The list of people I want to score before Tiago. Parker, Duncan, Manu, Kawhi, Green, Patty, Diaw, and Marco, so when he scores the third The fact that Tiago has had to step up, is a scary thought to me since he is essentially a defense/rebound guy... | I guess you could say it is a positive but I would say it is a negative. The list of people I want to score before Tiago. Parker, Duncan, Manu, Kawhi, Green, Patty, Diaw, and Marco, so when he scores the third The fact that Tiago has had to step up, is a scary thought to me since he is essentially a defense/rebound guy... | [
"Summary: I don't understand why you wouldn't want the QB that can carry a team on his back with a good defense.\n\nPost: This logic fails me for 2 reasons. \n \n If you had a better defense, why wouldn't you want the QB that can put the team on his back like nobody's business, especially if he is slightly more tur... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,228 |
complex_reduction | Generate the content for a reddit post Australia is basically a new American state, with none of the rights/benefits and all of the responsibilities.
Another quick example: After the USA stationed thousands of Marines in Darwin, Australia, pubs and bars have removed some Australian beers from their taps to make room ... | Australian here. To help you gain some perspective on this issue, the USA is hero-worshiped by a huge portion of the Australian population. Much more than you might expect.
There is so much intersection between Australian and American culture these days it's hard to see where one ends and the other begins. Our Govern... | Australian here. To help you gain some perspective on this issue, the USA is hero-worshiped by a huge portion of the Australian population. Much more than you might expect.
There is so much intersection between Australian and American culture these days it's hard to see where one ends and the other begins. Our Govern... | [
"Summary: yanks bitch that they make $7.25 per hour while we make $16 per hour minimum wage. Cost of living being equal the reality is more like $7.25 per hour for them $9.77 for us, which is ~35% more (minimum) compared to the ~221% (minimum) more they seem to think we make. \n Also, when you take into account tha... | 63 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,229 |
Feetos | Generate the content for a reddit post Trying to decide on dog or cat as a companion and lap-animal for a disabled 42 year old with lots of love, who wants a new pet after his constant sidekick of 18 years passed away. | My husband and I recently lost our pet bird (cockatiel) of 18 years, and have decided to either get a small dog or a cat. I'm allergic to cats, but am willing to take allergy pills every day if that turns out to be the best option for our home. Still, we'd like to explore dog options, but we're not sure what breed wo... | My husband and I recently lost our pet bird (cockatiel) of 18 years, and have decided to either get a small dog or a cat. I'm allergic to cats, but am willing to take allergy pills every day if that turns out to be the best option for our home. Still, we'd like to explore dog options, but we're not sure what breed wo... | [
"Summary: It's not a MRSA.\n\nPost: I have a massive round scar on my left shin. I got it about 6 years ago when I fell down a flight of stairs in a parking garage and scraped some nasty road-rash on my leg. I cleaned and dressed it, but it still got infected. This was during the nasty MRSA outbreak, and my doct... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,230 |
Askura | Generate the content for a reddit post Something cool to say during a break up.
Edit: Details because you want to know. She's not interested in being with me anymore. We argue, fight and just don't feel that close anymore. It's hard to communicate with her and she would rather spend time with friends than with me. Sh... | So tomorrow I'm going to see my gf of 2 & 1/2 years. I'm pretty heart broken, seeing as I'm madly in love with her, but I accept that I've done everything I can and I'm not about to turn into a little bitch and break down about it. Yes I probably do seem pretty blasé but I can assure you I'm not. Ranting on the interne... | So tomorrow I'm going to see my gf of 2 & 1/2 years. I'm pretty heart broken, seeing as I'm madly in love with her, but I accept that I've done everything I can and I'm not about to turn into a little bitch and break down about it. Yes I probably do seem pretty blasé but I can assure you I'm not. Ranting on the interne... | [
"Summary: It took me over 9 years to train in martial arts so people would leave me the fuck alone. \nAdded note: Being half caste and growing up in the 90s sucked. No one wanted you.\n\nPost: I was 8-9 years old in school. I was the only vaguely foreign looking kid because I'm 1/4 Chinese. It's fairly obvious to ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,231 |
CoffinRehersal | Generate the content for a reddit post I couldn't swallow pills until I was like 16 and I think I only learned because one day a girl was watching me while I had to take them. | The first time I was given pills to swallow my pediatrician just assumed I knew what to do with them and I chewed them up and promptly vomited. I tried again with more pills but could not swallow them no matter how hard I tried. Eventually he gave me chewables and I went on my way. For the next few years I continued to... | The first time I was given pills to swallow my pediatrician just assumed I knew what to do with them and I chewed them up and promptly vomited. I tried again with more pills but could not swallow them no matter how hard I tried. Eventually he gave me chewables and I went on my way. For the next few years I continued to... | [
"Summary: Awesome pets even if there is some work involved, but I would not want them in my house.\n\nPost: They have no control over when they use the restroom. All birds are disgusting things to ever have in your house, but ducks would be especially bad. They poop A LOT. \n I got four ducklings which eventually s... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,232 |
laertes78 | Generate the content for a reddit post is that Arianism states that Jesus is sub-ordinate to God, the Father. Jesus was created at a specific time and was not always co-existing with God the Father. This was considered a heresy at the time, as the accepted view was that God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost are all equal and... | Part one [here](
Part deux [here](
Part trois [here](
Part quatre [here](
Everything is true, nothing is permitted. Especially badhistory about the bible.
> [Page 174, Chapter 37: Langdon finally tells Sophie the history of the grail, continuing the history of the Templars (see previous post):] "Despite Clement's ... | Part one [here](
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Everything is true, nothing is permitted. Especially badhistory about the bible.
> [Page 174, Chapter 37: Langdon finally tells Sophie the history of the grail, continuing the history of the Templars (see previous post):] "Despite Clement's ... | [
"Summary: Real political power only came to the Medici through ecclesial politics. Their wealth really helped with getting a foot into the vatican, but ultimatively couldn't buy them any \"real\" titles. Certain individuals of the family were influencial before that, but their influence and power proved to be only ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,233 |
okletstrythisagain | Generate the content for a reddit post Saw the most amazing archive of my life in one store, and then at the store across the street was warned of the dangers of amassing an amazing archive. | My most interesting, and possibly best, shopping experience was at [The Record Collector]( in LA.
I almost skipped the place due to a 2 star Yelp review but due to where I parked I walked by it on my way to another store and just thought I'd pop in for a second.
As soon as I walked in I thought I knew the score... | My most interesting, and possibly best, shopping experience was at [The Record Collector]( in LA.
I almost skipped the place due to a 2 star Yelp review but due to where I parked I walked by it on my way to another store and just thought I'd pop in for a second.
As soon as I walked in I thought I knew the score... | [
"Summary: we stand on the shoulders of giants and failure to appreciate that deserves mockery.\n\nPost: while i don't condone the hostility, given the skill of execution and historical context of the Allman Brothers, calling them 'middling' is rather ignorant and condescending. disagreement and mockery is appropria... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,234 |
composer77 | Generate the content for a reddit post Non-violent protest that simply asks for governments to do what they want, or to do things that don't threaten their power, do work. Non-violent protests don't work when the things being asked for change the power structure significantly. I hate to say it, but as an officer of t... | I have to say that the jury is still out over whether non-violent protest actually works. Sure, it works when the powers that be already were moving in the same direction. But most of the movements that pushed powerful people in directions they DIDN'T want to go had some element of violence or economic coercion. Pro... | I have to say that the jury is still out over whether non-violent protest actually works. Sure, it works when the powers that be already were moving in the same direction. But most of the movements that pushed powerful people in directions they DIDN'T want to go had some element of violence or economic coercion. Pro... | [
"Summary: Keep an eye on the bottom line. Weddings only last a day, but that debt can have a devastating affect on your marriage.\n\nPost: As a guy (sorry, I know this is askwomen but noticed you did the same thing I did by letting her manage it), I would have kept a better eye on the budget. It can be incredibly... | 52 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,235 |
Perlscrypt | Generate the content for a reddit post It takes time for them to figure out their own relationship. Try not to let either of them physically hurt the other one. If all else fails, neutering is a possible solution to the problem. | I also have a dog and a ferret (Dante and Loki). Dante is 15 times bigger than Loki. I had Dante for over a year before Loki arrived. Dante is very gentle and good natured, but Loki was a demon when he first arrived.
He would hide under the couch and nip at Dantes tail and paws before darting back under the couch aga... | I also have a dog and a ferret (Dante and Loki). Dante is 15 times bigger than Loki. I had Dante for over a year before Loki arrived. Dante is very gentle and good natured, but Loki was a demon when he first arrived.
He would hide under the couch and nip at Dantes tail and paws before darting back under the couch aga... | [
"Summary: Launch Grasshopper into LEO on top of a Falcon Heavy. Proceed to the Moon. \n Edit: I just realised you want an estimated date. I'm just going to assume that the 3 cores for CRS-6, Turkmenisat and CRS-7 are going to build the Falcon Heavy. CRS-7 is supposed to launch on 22 June, so we'll take that as the ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,236 |
mrsnakers | Generate the content for a reddit post Have been seeing hawks every other day ever since I've been going through extreme changes, already intuitively knew what they symbolized, googled it and it was incredibly spot on, describing me and my situation to a tee. Accompanying some of these things are an abundance of psychi... | Figured I should share this with you guys, already posted this to r/psychonaut.
Story time!
I've always appreciated native american culture and the lore surrounding it but I'd never really considered the idea of a spirit animal to be a very real thing, I do, however, get a very surreal feeling every time I see a ha... | Figured I should share this with you guys, already posted this to r/psychonaut.
Story time!
I've always appreciated native american culture and the lore surrounding it but I'd never really considered the idea of a spirit animal to be a very real thing, I do, however, get a very surreal feeling every time I see a ha... | [
"Summary: My sister claims to have seen a faceless humanoid creature walking seamlessly across tree tops, I disregard it, end up mentioning it to a friend who then has a very similar story of spotting an identical creature in the same area of woods. Google it and find that there's numerous sightings of such a creat... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,237 |
jsh1138 | Generate the content for a reddit post if you think you're going to marry her anyway, go ahead, unless it sets you up to get bitched into doing everything forever because your gf thinks she can get her way by bullying you. | When I reminded her about the time frame we had previously discussed, she told me that she was never happy about it and just feigned agreement to end the argument.
lol typical
what's going on here is that your gf's friends are all settling down and having babies and she feels like the odd man out so she's going to ... | When I reminded her about the time frame we had previously discussed, she told me that she was never happy about it and just feigned agreement to end the argument.
lol typical
what's going on here is that your gf's friends are all settling down and having babies and she feels like the odd man out so she's going to ... | [
"Summary: don't freak out, herpes isn't a big deal (assuming your gf is responsible about informing you of her outbreaks)\n\nPost: yes you can have a normal relationship with someone who has herpes. something like 20% of the adult US population has it (60% of black US women fyi) so millions of people are having nor... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,238 |
gamesterx23 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you can't get a job, scrap metal. You'll probably make more money anyway. | You can make more money in a day/few days running scrap than most people make in a week . . . A relative of mine once saw someone running scrap with a brand new hummer.
I've made $80 + trips to the scrapyard with just a few old appliances. People run scrap for a reason.
Its the can collectors that collect to buy dr... | You can make more money in a day/few days running scrap than most people make in a week . . . A relative of mine once saw someone running scrap with a brand new hummer.
I've made $80 + trips to the scrapyard with just a few old appliances. People run scrap for a reason.
Its the can collectors that collect to buy dr... | [
"Summary: Play all three. In any order.\n\nPost: I've only beaten Grandia 2. I've played about 15 hours of Grandia 1 and it is amazing IMO. I believe It is a lot longer than Grandia 2 and the difficulty is a bit higher . . . . nearing perfection IMO, as about ~10 hours into the game you can definitely tell that gri... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,239 |
PlatypusThatMeows | Generate the content for a reddit post Pepperoni's grow on bushes. | So I was the student here, but I overheard my teacher (who was my favorite teacher, and still is) telling another teacher about it. But ended up in a laughing fit.
Basically, a girl in my AP environmental class was a vegetarian. I love meat, steak, chicken, fish, what have you. Well she was very outspoken, but also a... | So I was the student here, but I overheard my teacher (who was my favorite teacher, and still is) telling another teacher about it. But ended up in a laughing fit.
Basically, a girl in my AP environmental class was a vegetarian. I love meat, steak, chicken, fish, what have you. Well she was very outspoken, but also a... | [
"Summary: There's no way to sum all of this up without losing necessary meaning. If you don't feel like reading it, then just move on. I'd really appreciate it if you took a few minutes to read over this though; I spent a lot of time making it as clear, comprehensive, and concise as I can. \n General advice or enco... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,240 |
Broiledvictory | Generate the content for a reddit post I can't find their US product activation number.
EDIT 2: Should I be contacting HP, perhaps?
And when I changed my HDD, I didn't do trick of copying the contents of an HDD to another, I just copied certain folders, and on the new HDD used the System Recovery Disc, and installe... | I'll try calling them in a couple hours when I'm not too busy.
EDIT: I am having difficulty even finding their number for product activation, the MS site (Under Resolution > Windows 7) tells me to find it via Control Panel, and on the page of the Control Panel where MS says "Automated Phone Service..." I do not hav... | I'll try calling them in a couple hours when I'm not too busy.
EDIT: I am having difficulty even finding their number for product activation, the MS site (Under Resolution > Windows 7) tells me to find it via Control Panel, and on the page of the Control Panel where MS says "Automated Phone Service..." I do not hav... | [
"Summary: people with a negative experience more likely to talk about it. \n 2. Less reliance on customer support. Steam works very well for me compared to other software. \n 3. Valve's a well liked company, they can get away with more.\n\nPost: I would say for primarily 3 reasons: \n 1. People with extreme/negativ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,241 |
mysuperfakename | Generate the content for a reddit post Not all CU's are equal. | This is very true. My employer has a credit union but the fees are insane. I have a small savings account with them and if I wanted an ATM card to access the funds, I would be charged $2 per use by the CU and then whatever the other bank charges me. Their checking account has a $5 per month fee, no interest, and no ... | This is very true. My employer has a credit union but the fees are insane. I have a small savings account with them and if I wanted an ATM card to access the funds, I would be charged $2 per use by the CU and then whatever the other bank charges me. Their checking account has a $5 per month fee, no interest, and no ... | [
"Summary: It all depends on who is doing the buying and why.\n\nPost: It all depends on who you are, what you want to do and what your priorities are. If you want simple, easy to use, don't give a shit about spare batteries or a giant screen... the newest iPhone 5S is very, very nice phone. \n If you are the oppos... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,242 |
MissSunflowerBlue | Generate the content for a reddit post Shady girl is shady. Stay away. | Mental illness or not, she has the power to tell said "sleazy" guys to stop texting her. If it really bothered her or she was actually scared, she would look into blocking their numbers. She didn't.
Stop making excuses for her. It's quite obvious that she likes attention from guys and she's quite content with you ... | Mental illness or not, she has the power to tell said "sleazy" guys to stop texting her. If it really bothered her or she was actually scared, she would look into blocking their numbers. She didn't.
Stop making excuses for her. It's quite obvious that she likes attention from guys and she's quite content with you ... | [
"Summary: You are safety and comfort to her, but she's lost attraction to you. She had uncertainty and attraction to her ex. Change your attitude and the attraction may return.\n\nPost: Here's what I think, in novel form - I think you guys rushed into this. Because you were already living together it was easy to... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,243 |
name_censored_ | Generate the content for a reddit post If you want to slave away so that you can wipe your ass with $100 bills, go for it - but realise that that's not the norm. | Yeah! One couldn't possibly retire without a gold-plated yacht and a 20 bedroom house! What do you think we are, savages?
Assuming you live 30 years past retirement, a $2M+ retirement fund figures out to be $65K/yr+. A responsible budget has accommodation between half and a third of your expenses, and by retirement... | Yeah! One couldn't possibly retire without a gold-plated yacht and a 20 bedroom house! What do you think we are, savages?
Assuming you live 30 years past retirement, a $2M+ retirement fund figures out to be $65K/yr+. A responsible budget has accommodation between half and a third of your expenses, and by retirement... | [
"Summary: LouF might think the word \"moral\" implies a religious component, which is (unfortunately) common enough to be a valid interpretation.\n\nPost: e.g \"what is clear is that religious people tend to be more moral\" is down-vote worthy because it is at best far from clear and at worst quite ridiculous. \n T... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,244 |
sharp7 | Generate the content for a reddit post ban all old disney films in walmart | Indeed, old disney movies are probably even more ridiculous and because they are angled to be right morally they are much more dangerous. When you play duke nukem you know this is NOT what your supposed to do, hell thats why its funny, when little girls watch disney and learn to be passive until prince charming saves t... | Indeed, old disney movies are probably even more ridiculous and because they are angled to be right morally they are much more dangerous. When you play duke nukem you know this is NOT what your supposed to do, hell thats why its funny, when little girls watch disney and learn to be passive until prince charming saves t... | [
"Summary: WE NEED MORE DUMB PEOPLE THAN SMART PEOPLE! its a fact.\n\nPost: Guys, this is not how evolution works. \n Look, the main idea is that intelligence is necessary to the human race right? We want smarties not idiots? If this is true it wouldn't matter how many kids someone has, they shouldn't be reproducing... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,245 |
textbooksforrent | Generate the content for a reddit post I think the current DRM mess is just part of the process of internet becoming so pervasive in modern society. Give it a few years, and "online only" will have lost it's meaning because the entire [first] world will be online only. | It obviously gets tricky with the kind of insane DRM we're seeing nowadays. At no point was I trying to suggest I'm a huge fan of these measures, it's just people who think they're "protesting" the measures by pirating the game are just dumb as bricks. I can guarantee you that only makes companies want to use them more... | It obviously gets tricky with the kind of insane DRM we're seeing nowadays. At no point was I trying to suggest I'm a huge fan of these measures, it's just people who think they're "protesting" the measures by pirating the game are just dumb as bricks. I can guarantee you that only makes companies want to use them more... | [
"Summary: Greer is the most appealing, but none of them are very likely to be picked up.\n\nPost: Greer could be a decent depth guy, and potentially a decent #2 if we don't get Talib re-signed, but between talib/dennard/ryan we don't need another CB I don't think. Still, solid depth if he's cheap. \n Vilma likely w... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,246 |
Dude_Im_Godly | Generate the content for a reddit post BE ATTRACTIVE, DONT BE UNATTRACTIVE. | I'm shallow as fuck.
If I don't find you attractive first and foremost I wont pursue you nor will I give you a second chance. I can't see your personality when I first meet you so how you look tells me everything
If I know you? I've already decided whether I'd date you, fuck you, or if really don't give a fuck abou... | I'm shallow as fuck.
If I don't find you attractive first and foremost I wont pursue you nor will I give you a second chance. I can't see your personality when I first meet you so how you look tells me everything
If I know you? I've already decided whether I'd date you, fuck you, or if really don't give a fuck abou... | [
"Summary: Fuck you it's summer. Read it, you're not doing anything else.\n\nPost: still in highschool right? \n When you start school join everysingle club you are remotely interested in and Join any sport that you are remotely interested in. \n When you keep to yourself and seemingly share nothing in common with a... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,247 |
phallic_audio | Generate the content for a reddit post had a taste of the sensation you guys enjoy via DH mountainbiking. I wanted more. Can't wait to get my license. | I used to say no to motorcycles. I was scared and kept telling my friends that I am happy with my 4 wheels and a shell around me. Then I quit smoking and got in to mountain biking, then downhill mountain biking. I reached 40 mph going downhill and wanted more.
Now I'm a convert. I am saving up to attend a motorcycle ... | I used to say no to motorcycles. I was scared and kept telling my friends that I am happy with my 4 wheels and a shell around me. Then I quit smoking and got in to mountain biking, then downhill mountain biking. I reached 40 mph going downhill and wanted more.
Now I'm a convert. I am saving up to attend a motorcycle ... | [
"Summary: i suck at tinders.\n\nPost: Only got 1 date out of it so far. 7/10 looks. 5/10 body. Really cool personality. I agreed since she seemed cool and I haven't gotten good results and/or barely got any response to my matches at all. \n We clicked. Texted for a couple of weeks. Said she really liked me. Got rea... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,248 |
Caitautomatica | Generate the content for a reddit post Instead of thinking about adorable puppies (like I do all day), I was thinking about Reddit. | My girlfriend and I are (hypothetically) thinking about getting a puppy. My first thought wasn't "oh how exciting, I'm so happy!" thoughts, I was thinking "I'll get so much karma with a photo of a new puppy!". The cuter it got, the more up votes I was seeing. Here was my train of thought:
-New dog?!
---"Reddit."
-Not j... | My girlfriend and I are (hypothetically) thinking about getting a puppy. My first thought wasn't "oh how exciting, I'm so happy!" thoughts, I was thinking "I'll get so much karma with a photo of a new puppy!". The cuter it got, the more up votes I was seeing. Here was my train of thought:
-New dog?!
---"Reddit."
-Not j... | [
"Summary: At sixteen I tattooed myself with a sewing needle and a Sharpie, managed to not die in the process.\n\nPost: I did something very similar to this. I used a Sharpie to draw a small heart (probably about the size of a quarter) on my right hip for a few weeks to see if I actually liked it enough to have it t... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,249 |
disgustipated | Generate the content for a reddit post Playing dead works only for dominance attacks (not predatory ones), because the bear is assessing whether you are a threat. | Okay, lots of misinformation here. I'm no expert, but I live in the Rocky mountains, hike and camp regularly in Grizzly Country, and have had 3 bear encounters in my travels (2 griz, 1 black).
I'll talk about grizzlies, since that's what OP asked about. Black bear attacks are another animal, literally. :) Grizzly bea... | Okay, lots of misinformation here. I'm no expert, but I live in the Rocky mountains, hike and camp regularly in Grizzly Country, and have had 3 bear encounters in my travels (2 griz, 1 black).
I'll talk about grizzlies, since that's what OP asked about. Black bear attacks are another animal, literally. :) Grizzly bea... | [
"Summary: there's a lot of stuff that happens in the forests that most people aren't aware of.\n\nPost: There's so much that goes on behind the scenes (and not just rangers/LEO, as described below), in order to keep the national parks and forests safe, and to maintain the services we expect. Here are a few examples... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,250 |
tek0011 | Generate the content for a reddit post Feel like BF4 doesn't have much depth? Like tactical games? [Help design this new game.]( | Hello BF4 community! I have been working on a game to give BF4 more depth and am ready to beta launch it to you.
[ World B.A.T.L. website ](
World of Battlefield: Advanced Tactical Logistics
World BATL combines the tactical logistics of a world domination board game, with an advanced 'Chain of Command', in the... | Hello BF4 community! I have been working on a game to give BF4 more depth and am ready to beta launch it to you.
[ World B.A.T.L. website ](
World of Battlefield: Advanced Tactical Logistics
World BATL combines the tactical logistics of a world domination board game, with an advanced 'Chain of Command', in the... | [
"Summary: They took BF4 and changed it by 5%. They modded it. But they wont let us mod our own games. \n Because $\n\nPost: I am software and hardware developer, so yes, I know what beta is. \n I also know Beta to EA doesnt mean beta to the rest of the world. Look at all past betas. Did any of the games differ ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,251 |
qwerty12qwerty | Generate the content for a reddit post of that is basically:
Minimum wage should be liveable, but just that. Enough for someone between their luck to temporarily hold their place in society while working up in their company, college (if you find it valuable), or learning skills. | I personally disagree, but agree at some of your points as well. The current minimum wage is too low. However raising it up to $15-16 an hour (essentially doubling it) like some states have proposed would take all the incentive out of life. Why should I go and get a job doing what I really love to do, when it will r... | I personally disagree, but agree at some of your points as well. The current minimum wage is too low. However raising it up to $15-16 an hour (essentially doubling it) like some states have proposed would take all the incentive out of life. Why should I go and get a job doing what I really love to do, when it will r... | [
"Summary: If your going to do a beer run, make sure that the beer isn't locked up like it's supposed to be after the hours of sale your state puts on it.\n\nPost: Not at home, but at work doing the overnight shift. Made a post to /r/talesfromretail about it here: \n X-post \n Working an overnight shift in a bad par... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,252 |
PepeLePiew | Generate the content for a reddit post there is nothing wrong with you, 2 options IMO: make peace with how you feel or look for help from professionals.
PS: going through all that is going to affect you no matter what. That you got through it is proof of how damn strong you are. Never doubt that you are one badass supe... | Empathy isn't really necessary in those situations. If you want to function in this world you either have to seek help to try and start seeing things from their point of view (which in most cases is very, very, very limited to stupid things that you pointed out like cell phones breaking or anything of the sort). You he... | Empathy isn't really necessary in those situations. If you want to function in this world you either have to seek help to try and start seeing things from their point of view (which in most cases is very, very, very limited to stupid things that you pointed out like cell phones breaking or anything of the sort). You he... | [
"Summary: plan main bad guy's broad plan in advance. Plan the rest at MOST 1 session ahead and try to make things logical (or logical for the creature doing things) \n Realise though, this is how I do stuff. I'm not the best but this seems to work for me. I'm very much an improv DM\n\nPost: What I do is pick a sett... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,253 |
edeity | Generate the content for a reddit post Legit move but a dick move. Exploits core gap in social reputation mgmt. | The game has not kept pace to what is needed in managing social and reputation interactions. Outcome of this is groups of rabid kill whorers who regard simplistic deception as success.
A truly complex space faring political environment where pilots of serious computing power would have better tools available availabl... | The game has not kept pace to what is needed in managing social and reputation interactions. Outcome of this is groups of rabid kill whorers who regard simplistic deception as success.
A truly complex space faring political environment where pilots of serious computing power would have better tools available availabl... | [
"Summary: Dont hide behind some bullshit roleplay you invented, highlighting some text in yellow and making it italic doesnt make you high poobah of anything. If your gonna roleplay that means making choices. Choices have consequences. Cant have it both ways sunshine.\n\nPost: I dont have a problem with Predator El... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,254 |
Aerobus | Generate the content for a reddit post You're disposable, Life's unfair, and Feminists are hypocrites.
BONUS: TIL MODS also deleted a post titled "TIL: The majority of child abuse perpetrators are women, which also linked to a scientific study conducted by The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services." [Redditlo... | IMGUR LINK of this thread](
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I also have a PDF file of this thread, but I don't know how to upload that. Both links are about 7 hours old.
For those of you who don't know, earlier today, a user submitted [this]( scientific study conducted by the National Institute of Health, in w... | IMGUR LINK of this thread](
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I also have a PDF file of this thread, but I don't know how to upload that. Both links are about 7 hours old.
For those of you who don't know, earlier today, a user submitted [this]( scientific study conducted by the National Institute of Health, in w... | [
"Summary: Don't argue with women; you don't win. AW is a terrible sub.\n\nPost: 1) Why are you on askwomen? That is one of the worst subs to go to. They want politically correct, sugar-coated responses that agree with the hivemind. Anything else is not allowed and will be banned. The mods actively censor whatever t... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,255 |
dbaker102194 | Generate the content for a reddit post Grandad had a Tommy Gun and was an employee of Al Capone. He's also got a ton of money. | My grandad may or may not have been a mobster.
He came from a very humble (flat broke, poverty stricken) background. By the time he was 30, he had served in the military, and had become a successful "businessman", and bought his parents a decent house. I always just accepted he was a businessman, but later in life, I... | My grandad may or may not have been a mobster.
He came from a very humble (flat broke, poverty stricken) background. By the time he was 30, he had served in the military, and had become a successful "businessman", and bought his parents a decent house. I always just accepted he was a businessman, but later in life, I... | [
"Summary: It's political, with nonsequitor religious stuff thrown in.\n\nPost: I'm not a Muslim, but I've spent a short amount of time in the Arab world, and have many Muslim friends.) \n The general consensus among my Muslim friends (all 1st or 2nd generation immigrants from Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, and ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,256 |
einexile | Generate the content for a reddit post I think you guys are overreacting, but the "kick ass" trailer is still very troubling. | Prometheus spoilers up ahead.
This doesn't look as bad as you make it sound. The tank just looks like an overgrown male version of the queen. This is less of a stretch than the queen herself was. The kamikaze thing actually happens near the beginning of Resurrection. (Not canon as far as I'm concerned but one of the... | Prometheus spoilers up ahead.
This doesn't look as bad as you make it sound. The tank just looks like an overgrown male version of the queen. This is less of a stretch than the queen herself was. The kamikaze thing actually happens near the beginning of Resurrection. (Not canon as far as I'm concerned but one of the... | [
"Summary: People who care about this shit wreck their relationships and break people's hearts for reasons that exist only in their minds. People who don't give a damn about this shit have more orgasms and live longer.\n\nPost: I'm not sure what else to say besides what I already wrote elsewhere in this thread, but ... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,257 |
berychance | Generate the content for a reddit post it's ok to come into the sub think that Chief could beat X. Just have an open mind about that not being the case. | Master Chief
[Apparently he can beat someone who can regenerate from being Nuked and has claws that literally cut through just about anything.](
["Maybe give Iron Man a run for his money"](
[Spiderman vs. Master Chief](
[Master Chief stomps someone with telekinetic powers and massively more powerful wea... | Master Chief
[Apparently he can beat someone who can regenerate from being Nuked and has claws that literally cut through just about anything.](
["Maybe give Iron Man a run for his money"](
[Spiderman vs. Master Chief](
[Master Chief stomps someone with telekinetic powers and massively more powerful wea... | [
"Summary: ives (~.45 light years per hour). Either Joker was in FTL travel for 10 hours before it caught up to him (unlikely), it caused a wormhole type effect for some reason and teleported them somewhere, or it suggests the idea that the ending isn't real.\n\nPost: This is simply explained using in game laws. You... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,258 |
jaynay1 | Generate the content for a reddit post that's not actually the problem, but the number is actually higher -- about 1.66 x 10^-13 | I don't think Vincent G is right about what the problem is. He quite clearly treats the third game as another game with probability 1/2, because the probability of a 3 game losing streak as a whole is 1/8, which is indeed the number that occurs upon his original calculations.
However, Blatt did actually go back and ... | I don't think Vincent G is right about what the problem is. He quite clearly treats the third game as another game with probability 1/2, because the probability of a 3 game losing streak as a whole is 1/8, which is indeed the number that occurs upon his original calculations.
However, Blatt did actually go back and ... | [
"Summary: if you believe them a troll, it shouldn't be reportable to ask for others to report them. However, if they're just playing poorly and you're saying \"report\" to harass them, go screw yourself.\n\nPost: Statistically speaking, the word \"Report\" is among the most commonly used by toxic players. \n Howev... | 70 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,259 |
Fiend | Generate the content for a reddit post yes | He did have a plan. Probably donated millions to the Romney campaign. Joking aside, I don't disagree with your point on the whole, but I would say a CEO of a couple hundred million dollar company cannot make adjustments on the chance (even probable chance) that Obamacare passed or was upheld. That being said, planni... | He did have a plan. Probably donated millions to the Romney campaign. Joking aside, I don't disagree with your point on the whole, but I would say a CEO of a couple hundred million dollar company cannot make adjustments on the chance (even probable chance) that Obamacare passed or was upheld. That being said, planni... | [
"Summary: I agree\n\nPost: True. That is a defining aspect of it without a doubt and I think you're right in that it distances itself quite far from spacedicks in that way. I suppose I focused too much on the content as opposed to the discussion surrounding it (frankly an equal or at times greater source of conte... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,260 |
eric_md | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, it will be pirated. No, it doesn't matter. Yes, you should still do it. Yes, you will still make money. | Publishing anything carries risk. You are releasing your creation into the wild, and if it is at all worthwhile, people will steal it. If no one pirates your work, then it wasn't ever worth publishing in the first place. Consider it the cost of doing business, and don't sweat it.
It won't really effect your bottom... | Publishing anything carries risk. You are releasing your creation into the wild, and if it is at all worthwhile, people will steal it. If no one pirates your work, then it wasn't ever worth publishing in the first place. Consider it the cost of doing business, and don't sweat it.
It won't really effect your bottom... | [
"Summary: These items aren't that weird... unless maybe you're twelve.\n\nPost: This is a pretty infantile attempt at humor. Wolf urine is an extremely effective deer repellant, and it is earth friendly. Blood plates have been used for about the last 100 years or so to grow and isolate microorganisms. Spotted Di... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,261 |
LastImmortalMan | Generate the content for a reddit post Basically I'm OK with things as they are for the alpha but would be frustrated (not personally, I own way too many spaceships) if the beta didn't open up the available content. | Well said. Personally I am OK with keeping alpha the way it is for now but as we move towards and into beta I think they will need to expand the content available to all users (because hell, that is what beta is for).
I think several logical reasons exist (whether they are excuses or justifications in hindsight are s... | Well said. Personally I am OK with keeping alpha the way it is for now but as we move towards and into beta I think they will need to expand the content available to all users (because hell, that is what beta is for).
I think several logical reasons exist (whether they are excuses or justifications in hindsight are s... | [
"Summary: I'll give it to you, right now yeah given our current situation it is probably the best platform that we will get for the designed use. Politics does play a huge role in it, no doubt about that. It is a dated weapons platform though, and upgrading it will only go so far (and will have a cross over point... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,262 |
theconstipator | Generate the content for a reddit post When wolverine is without his healing factor and pops his claws in there should have been holes in his knuckles. There wern't. | Overall, I loved this movie. But there was one small detail that pissed me off more than it should have. As you know, for about 60% of the film, Logan is without his healing factor. During that period he pops out his claws several times, and when he pops them back in, he has no holes between his knuckles. I'm sure in... | Overall, I loved this movie. But there was one small detail that pissed me off more than it should have. As you know, for about 60% of the film, Logan is without his healing factor. During that period he pops out his claws several times, and when he pops them back in, he has no holes between his knuckles. I'm sure in... | [
"Summary: The reason it is bad to be comfortable with being fat is the fact that having that mindset and continuing to \"let yourself go\" will make you get more insults. When you accept your body as overweight, you're justing proving that the people who insult you were right. Living the \"fat lifestyle\" includes ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,263 |
Kay_Elle | Generate the content for a reddit post Wait it out a bit longer until you finish school, get job and money, then get the hell out and don't look back. | You need to get out of that toxic environment, whether it is with your bf or not.
However, if you're in your last year of uni, I'd say ride it out for a few more months. I know it's awful, but this way you'll finish uni without debt. Work as hard as you can, keep on those great grades - then when you finish and g... | You need to get out of that toxic environment, whether it is with your bf or not.
However, if you're in your last year of uni, I'd say ride it out for a few more months. I know it's awful, but this way you'll finish uni without debt. Work as hard as you can, keep on those great grades - then when you finish and g... | [
"Summary: Me & relatives had to take care of very sick grandmother, and I found out I hated being responsible for the care of another human being, and not being able to leave the house. Also, totally unimpressed by the development of my bf's baby sister.\n\nPost: Hmm, I came to the conclusion later on. \n When I wa... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,264 |
journeymanSF | Generate the content for a reddit post My friends and I continuously trolled Papa Johns throughout highschool. | If it makes anyone feel better, we used to give our local Papa Johns plenty of grief.
We had a friend who was a manager when we were in highschool. He got us an entire PJ's prop kit (shirt, name tag, hat, pizza bag, car topper, the whole deal) and we had a variety of pranks we would pull.
One time my buddy dressed ... | If it makes anyone feel better, we used to give our local Papa Johns plenty of grief.
We had a friend who was a manager when we were in highschool. He got us an entire PJ's prop kit (shirt, name tag, hat, pizza bag, car topper, the whole deal) and we had a variety of pranks we would pull.
One time my buddy dressed ... | [
"Summary: My father is also an alcoholic, disappeared for 15 years, recently made contact. Worried that I may be susceptible to the same issues.\n\nPost: Similar situation. My father peaced out when I was about 12, saw him for the first time in about 15 years last year. I have two older brothers. One has largely fo... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,265 |
tanstaafl90 | Generate the content for a reddit post You are reinforcing social stereotypes. | Fantasizing about the same sex is fairly common in males, more so under the age of 25. Along with all those other factors in determining who and what you will become as an adult, the development of sexual desire is far more complex and subtle than either gay or straight. Most males are some variation of bi-sexual but u... | Fantasizing about the same sex is fairly common in males, more so under the age of 25. Along with all those other factors in determining who and what you will become as an adult, the development of sexual desire is far more complex and subtle than either gay or straight. Most males are some variation of bi-sexual but u... | [
"Summary: Lucas made the prequels to show how talented he really is and failed miserably.\n\nPost: I think he just believed his own press releases. He's brilliant at effects but not a good writer or director. This was originally written as a one off film, not a trilogy or whatever multiplier of 3 you can think of. ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,266 |
Gibson19 | Generate the content for a reddit post There are so many factors, but make high school classes engaging is the easiest without addressing other social and cultural issues. | I've spoken with a few individuals that work for the cities around me (part of a college class). The information I got is that every one drops out for different reasons and it's hard to see it until it happens. Allowing administrators to see an individual students record that has information about his home life, medica... | I've spoken with a few individuals that work for the cities around me (part of a college class). The information I got is that every one drops out for different reasons and it's hard to see it until it happens. Allowing administrators to see an individual students record that has information about his home life, medica... | [
"Summary: I curse the hills when I'm pushing a bike.\n\nPost: I had to push start my bike a lot (like every other day). My apartment complex was on the top of a hill, but I never needed it to get her going. \n Well one morning, it's a bit chillier out than normal and I have a job interview on campus. So I opt to ta... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,267 |
t_hab | Generate the content for a reddit post new to him" != "new" | The "newness" of information actually wears out faster than most physical objects. Why do you think companies have to expense R&D but can depreciate a car over 10 years?
Anyway, I wasn't trying to suggest that data and cars are equivalent. I was showing the fallacy in your logic. You can do the same with any number o... | The "newness" of information actually wears out faster than most physical objects. Why do you think companies have to expense R&D but can depreciate a car over 10 years?
Anyway, I wasn't trying to suggest that data and cars are equivalent. I was showing the fallacy in your logic. You can do the same with any number o... | [
"Summary: Yes it gets better, but it took years for me when my brother died.\n\nPost: When my dad died, I was told that you feel bad about losing someone great, but you feel good about having had someone great in your life. At first, the good feelings are completely eclipsed by the bad. Sure enough, about 6 months ... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,268 |
mishugashu | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't have a problem with Uplay itself; I have a problem with Uplay inside Steam. | Steam doesn't require itself on 3rd party DRM schemes. I don't buy a game on Origin or Uplay and then am forced to create a Steam account.
I shouldn't have to deal with Uplay if I'm in Steam. There's no reason to sell a game with 2 DRMs. I don't care if they want to make their own platform with their own distribution... | Steam doesn't require itself on 3rd party DRM schemes. I don't buy a game on Origin or Uplay and then am forced to create a Steam account.
I shouldn't have to deal with Uplay if I'm in Steam. There's no reason to sell a game with 2 DRMs. I don't care if they want to make their own platform with their own distribution... | [
"Summary: Everyone has their own interests.\n\nPost: My brother's a lawyer and he loves his job (he's an ADA). He also loved being a paralegal while he went to law school. Both of which sound utterly soulcrushing to me. I'm in software development and he wonders how I deal with that soulcrushing job, when I, in fac... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,269 |
Opechan | Generate the content for a reddit post I like your style. | but fuck normal, let's crinkle some tin
The Tinfoil Throne was constructed from the inferior tinfoil theories surrendered by OP's enemies. It is supposed to have taken at least a thousand upvotes to make, heated in the breath of several Dusky/Eur/Benj/Dario/Howland/Coldhands, with two forehead applications of Bolt-... | but fuck normal, let's crinkle some tin
The Tinfoil Throne was constructed from the inferior tinfoil theories surrendered by OP's enemies. It is supposed to have taken at least a thousand upvotes to make, heated in the breath of several Dusky/Eur/Benj/Dario/Howland/Coldhands, with two forehead applications of Bolt-... | [
"Summary: Decolonization is hard.\n\nPost: To me, decolonization is at the outset, remaining actively critical and aware of influences from the West using an objective standard (very simply asking, \"Where does this influence come from?\") and applying my own judgment and perspective, remaining aware of my own peop... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,270 |
Graphite_Smear | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm not denouncing the church; the church says we should love one another. but people are not exempt from being crazy or snooty just because they're lds. | From my experience as some one who has flip flopped from being 'active' and 'in-active' I noticed it comes from holier-than-thou types. My family still talks to/invite/love my siblings who left the church*. But my fiancé's family has giving his relative a lot of grief over it.
I grew up socializing and going to schoo... | From my experience as some one who has flip flopped from being 'active' and 'in-active' I noticed it comes from holier-than-thou types. My family still talks to/invite/love my siblings who left the church*. But my fiancé's family has giving his relative a lot of grief over it.
I grew up socializing and going to schoo... | [
"Summary: Denial is easier to happen than you'd think. :/\n\nPost: Don't beat yourself up over staying with him. Same thing happened with me. We broken up at the time when he raped me but got back soon together afterwards. I was with him for a few more years. It wasn't until I had left him for good that I realized ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,271 |
broknd | Generate the content for a reddit post Riot is trying their best to shake up the stale meta but the rest is on us. Please, shelve your pre-conceived prejudices for a second and try something new.
Link to MTG player types discussion for context: | So, I came in to the game today excited to try out all the new stuff. I am already the type of player that loves to play against conventions, so times like these are what I play League of Legends for. For those who are familiar with MTG player types, I have always been a Johnny with a bit of Timmy now and then. Whateve... | So, I came in to the game today excited to try out all the new stuff. I am already the type of player that loves to play against conventions, so times like these are what I play League of Legends for. For those who are familiar with MTG player types, I have always been a Johnny with a bit of Timmy now and then. Whateve... | [
"Summary: In the end, I'm not trying to say \"Fuck the casual players who want easy champs!\". Rather, I'm trying to say that you guys already had a plethora of simple champs created for and marketed to you. You are completely capable of buying and playing these champs and ignoring the complicated ones. Now that it... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,272 |
Arxhon | Generate the content for a reddit post Your favorite band sucks. | I don't like Queen.
I also don't like the Beatles, Elvis, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, or really any music made before 1982 besides some Abba. There's also a huge chunk of music from the 90s that i don't like. And another huge chunk from the 00s. On the other hand, i like Lady Gaga and Adele just fine.
Music i... | I don't like Queen.
I also don't like the Beatles, Elvis, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, or really any music made before 1982 besides some Abba. There's also a huge chunk of music from the 90s that i don't like. And another huge chunk from the 00s. On the other hand, i like Lady Gaga and Adele just fine.
Music i... | [
"Summary: Doing it this way still references the song while getting to the point.\n\nPost: No worries! It's a clever idea, and it has the potential to be really good. Unsolicited messages are, in my opinion, a strong barometer of how strong a profile really is. \n If you want a \"Game over\" scenario, find a gif of... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,273 |
skyride | Generate the content for a reddit post a name is something you are given, not something you come up with. | Firstly you need to consider what a name actually is. For example my real name is Adam. i AM adam. However it's not something i've assigned myself, it's something given. Anyone I speak to will refer to me by that name.
If one day, you woke up, and everyone I ever knew started calling me John, it would be weird at fir... | Firstly you need to consider what a name actually is. For example my real name is Adam. i AM adam. However it's not something i've assigned myself, it's something given. Anyone I speak to will refer to me by that name.
If one day, you woke up, and everyone I ever knew started calling me John, it would be weird at fir... | [
"Summary: If you want to play 6v6, get playing. There's no point dancing around it half heartedly.\n\nPost: TF2Lobby is already a plenty decent mid point between true 6v6, and public. I don't see why you'd need an extra layer. \n There's no stress about tf2lobbys. If someone is screaming at you, that person is just... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,274 |
Naedlus | Generate the content for a reddit post The movie was put together as a pure cash in on fan favoritism rather than as an homage to the character, which would have made for a drier, though possibly better movie, which they wouldn't be able to market off to as young a demographic. | This comes down as nit-picking the first viewing, on the second, you are just hoping for a decent fight scene (which they aren't if you aren't wondering how who's going to do what to whom, where, and how...)
Let's start off with the claws, since it's a popular choice. Besides the general appearance, if you were to w... | This comes down as nit-picking the first viewing, on the second, you are just hoping for a decent fight scene (which they aren't if you aren't wondering how who's going to do what to whom, where, and how...)
Let's start off with the claws, since it's a popular choice. Besides the general appearance, if you were to w... | [
"Summary: would be along the lines of I am scared because while I see minor evidence surrounding us within medias that are just barely hidden from the surface of the public, I can not see others making some of the connections, and being ridiculed, while I just desire to have some other intelligent life form known w... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,275 |
FlyingSkyWizard | Generate the content for a reddit post settlements exist, but are not painless
What you CAN do is call up your creditor, say you're having problems paying your bill and need some help, many of them have the ability to cut or freeze your interest, you may also be able to get a consolidation loan at a lower interest ra... | I am in the collections industry, so i can give you some insight
So long as you are not behind on your payments they will not negotiate, they loaned you the money, and you are paying it back like you are supposed to.
If you were to stop paying your bill, it would show up on your credit immediately, and after many m... | I am in the collections industry, so i can give you some insight
So long as you are not behind on your payments they will not negotiate, they loaned you the money, and you are paying it back like you are supposed to.
If you were to stop paying your bill, it would show up on your credit immediately, and after many m... | [
"Summary: it is genetics, 'fat' people are more genetically predisposed to gain weight with the same caloric intake as a 'skinny' person\n\nPost: check this out: \n Its a documentary titled \"why are skinny people not fat\" and shows how different people react to over-eating, when you look at overweight individuals... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,276 |
Katana__ | Generate the content for a reddit post Local network will likely be your downfall for getting new games. Playing already dl'd games should be fine. | Seconding /u/redinzane - running games shouldn't be a problem so long as you're somewhere that doesn't block steam logins (or you can login to steam with offline mode) - GOG will be completely fine as it's DRM free (but you may have issues downloading new games, depending on firewalling). Be sure to take care with buy... | Seconding /u/redinzane - running games shouldn't be a problem so long as you're somewhere that doesn't block steam logins (or you can login to steam with offline mode) - GOG will be completely fine as it's DRM free (but you may have issues downloading new games, depending on firewalling). Be sure to take care with buy... | [
"Summary: you're exaggerating and making an ass of yourself. \n Source:\n\nPost: Considering that, if a google employee passes away in their employ, their surviving spouse/domestic partner will get a check for half of their salary every year for the next decade, comparing that company to a government that coldly sl... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,277 |
Mahhrat | Generate the content for a reddit post Entitled bitch paid for my steak. No BJ, though. | This is going to sound like it should be on r/thathappened, but I'll just have to ask you to believe me.
I was on a first date with a lass, and things were okay . I was realising we didn't have much chemistry, but I was enjoying a good steak and a whisky and chatting about things.
Right up until she told me about... | This is going to sound like it should be on r/thathappened, but I'll just have to ask you to believe me.
I was on a first date with a lass, and things were okay . I was realising we didn't have much chemistry, but I was enjoying a good steak and a whisky and chatting about things.
Right up until she told me about... | [
"Summary: They are both bad at being people, but I see nothing offered by the LNP apart from a protest vote that has no basis in reason.\n\nPost: The Economist barely endorsed the Labour government after careful analysis of six years of data. \n I'm not going to try and defend either party, I think they're both cra... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,278 |
mflbninja | Generate the content for a reddit post Sorry everyone. I'll try to be nice from now on. By the way, should I change my name to something that doesn't start with "mflb"?
FULL DISCLOSURE SECTION (in loose chronological order, newest first)
<-- this is a huge thread
<-- I call everyone nitwits here
... | Hello all. I feel like I owe you guys an apology after what happened. (If you don't know what happened I linked everything at the bottom.)
Well, here goes. I apologize for calling you all nitwits. Sorry everyone. At the time I was angry for receiving backlash as a result of attempting to get people to separate posts ... | Hello all. I feel like I owe you guys an apology after what happened. (If you don't know what happened I linked everything at the bottom.)
Well, here goes. I apologize for calling you all nitwits. Sorry everyone. At the time I was angry for receiving backlash as a result of attempting to get people to separate posts ... | [
"Summary: get on my level.\n\nPost: The thing is, there's no need whatsoever to defend smoking. Sure, vaporizing is taking its \"market share\" more and more, but as you said, there will always be a place for smoking; and I'm not trying to be a dick, but that place is generally either with the newer, more uninforme... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,279 |
pawsforbear | Generate the content for a reddit post Just a scratch" is not just a scratch. | One day I was at a friend's house watching a movie when I heard a loud pop. I didn't know what could make such an awful sound, so I run outside and see a man in this truck without a front wheel, revving the engine very heavily. He turned it off, turned it back on, revved it again and then realized he had no front tire ... | One day I was at a friend's house watching a movie when I heard a loud pop. I didn't know what could make such an awful sound, so I run outside and see a man in this truck without a front wheel, revving the engine very heavily. He turned it off, turned it back on, revved it again and then realized he had no front tire ... | [
"Summary: just give it time. Everything else will be a bandaid, unless you are throwing salt on the wounds like SEEING HER. Or DRUNK TEXTING her. You get the point.\n\nPost: Time man. It just takes time. I remember my heart would start POUNDING when I saw my ex. YEARS after the break up. Then one day I was over her... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,280 |
dkey1983 | Generate the content for a reddit post Small business and corporations are run very differently. The people that you dislike (the corporations) are really not that effected by minimum wage laws. It's the small businesses that get hurt, which makes them less competitive, which gives even more power to the corporations... | Sorry, that's not at all how it works. Corporations stick to margins. They are going to make sure their shareholders receive the same amount no matter what. If they have to lay off employees, raise prices, etc, they will do it. The higher ups are shareholders . Even if they lower their salary, it's only to make p... | Sorry, that's not at all how it works. Corporations stick to margins. They are going to make sure their shareholders receive the same amount no matter what. If they have to lay off employees, raise prices, etc, they will do it. The higher ups are shareholders . Even if they lower their salary, it's only to make p... | [
"Summary: blame the governments of these shitty economies for not doing things that allow for their people to grow out of poverty.\n\nPost: I used to think like you. You view wealth as a finite resource that is simply moved around to different people. It's not like that. A developed economy makes the piece of th... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,281 |
GNG | Generate the content for a reddit post At this point, the only thing I'm willing to strongly and directly condemn about what Wizards is doing is how they're (not) telling us about it. | I appreciate your willingness to engage on the topic. :) I also appreciate that the scenarios you present are entirely (and depressingly) realistic.
I'm mostly just not convinced that this major overhaul is the product of a single force or goal. Consider the following goals:
1 Overhaul the Elo ratings system
2 De... | I appreciate your willingness to engage on the topic. :) I also appreciate that the scenarios you present are entirely (and depressingly) realistic.
I'm mostly just not convinced that this major overhaul is the product of a single force or goal. Consider the following goals:
1 Overhaul the Elo ratings system
2 De... | [
"Summary: Marx is still relevant.\n\nPost: Who's \"us\" exactly? \n Does it refer to all individuals, or all voters? All citizens? \n Considering lobbyists, corporate execs, and finance magnates are all individuals and voters, I can't see any of those being true. \n No, it sounds like \"us\" is referring to the peo... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,282 |
AllUrMemes | Generate the content for a reddit post physics and such | Headgear barely reduces the amount of force from the impact. It spreads it out over a wider portion of your skull.
Think about it. Where is the force going? Conservation of energy and all that. The compressing of the foam padding absorbs a bit of the force, but it's a small portion of the overall amount.
The ma... | Headgear barely reduces the amount of force from the impact. It spreads it out over a wider portion of your skull.
Think about it. Where is the force going? Conservation of energy and all that. The compressing of the foam padding absorbs a bit of the force, but it's a small portion of the overall amount.
The ma... | [
"Summary: Stop sending cookies and jerk me some beef.\n\nPost: When I was deployed, I wished people would stop sending these stupid fucking care packages. Oh boy more girl scout cookies. At least be original- the only thing that matters is that you took the time to think about the care package- thus the word \"ca... | 65 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,283 |
Tedesche | Generate the content for a reddit post As much fun as melee combat or archery can be, the quick readying time of spells has me addicted to using Destruction magic as my primary weapon; the 1-2 second lag of taking a weapon out/putting it away is too much to deal with. | So, I've played a bunch of characters, and overall, there seem to be around three different archetypal playstyles that capture all the major facets of Skyrim's combat system: melee combat, archery, and destruction spells. Yes, there are more options out there, but these are the main ways most characters do damage direc... | So, I've played a bunch of characters, and overall, there seem to be around three different archetypal playstyles that capture all the major facets of Skyrim's combat system: melee combat, archery, and destruction spells. Yes, there are more options out there, but these are the main ways most characters do damage direc... | [
"Summary: It is human interpretation, along with other societal and political factors that have the lion's share in determining how a religion is used to justify the violence its adherents inflict upon the world; religious texts alone—while clearly different in their advocacy of intolerance on a textual basis—ultim... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,284 |
Danni293 | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck Mining...
Bounty Hunting Yep... unless you have the best of the best guns, shields, armor plating and ship the only bounties you can hunt are the 2 cr ones they got for loitering (hyperbole), so you can't even make that worthwhile, and anything above "Mostly Harmless" will... | Mining The only way I really could make bank so that I can do the other stuff. Too bad to make it worth while you have to do it for-fucking-ever just to get the better refinery and cargo racks to start making mad cash... Just a few hours ago I was mining some silver. I had 96% in the refinery and the asteroid stopped ... | Mining The only way I really could make bank so that I can do the other stuff. Too bad to make it worth while you have to do it for-fucking-ever just to get the better refinery and cargo racks to start making mad cash... Just a few hours ago I was mining some silver. I had 96% in the refinery and the asteroid stopped ... | [
"Summary: You're a retarded dumbass who fought this whole time because you were butthurt that I said some mean things about a game you love. You repeat yourself like a broken record and make no further claims but a shitty picture that looks like you installed two simple mods and have your settings at low. Congrats,... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,285 |
EdinMiami | Generate the content for a reddit post Take an honest look around, you'll likely find the intolerance comes in waves from "religious" people. | There are a lack of alternatives for people who realize there is no god. This lack may result in the tension you are seeing. For example:
When asked, "Are you an atheist?" I respond, "No". Next question, "Oh, so you believe there is a god?" Response, "No".
This is always met with confused looks requiring me to... | There are a lack of alternatives for people who realize there is no god. This lack may result in the tension you are seeing. For example:
When asked, "Are you an atheist?" I respond, "No". Next question, "Oh, so you believe there is a god?" Response, "No".
This is always met with confused looks requiring me to... | [
"Summary: Just because a question is legal doesn't mean you are legally obligated to respond.\n\nPost: Police can ask for ID just like I can ask to see your ID. \n The issue is can they articulate a reasonable suspicion of criminal activity? \n If they can not, you are not legally obligated to show your ID. Furthe... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,286 |
IlikeHistory | Generate the content for a reddit post Athens > Sparta | 10 years later the Spartans would do the exact same thing thing but did break their traditions by sending 300 men which isn't a lot considering the second Persian invasion consists of 250,000 men .
"Thermopylae, it was both the period of truce which accompanied the Olympic games, and the Spartan festival of Carneia,... | 10 years later the Spartans would do the exact same thing thing but did break their traditions by sending 300 men which isn't a lot considering the second Persian invasion consists of 250,000 men .
"Thermopylae, it was both the period of truce which accompanied the Olympic games, and the Spartan festival of Carneia,... | [
"Summary: The Athenians went from being the primary reason that the two Persian invasions were driven back around 490BC and 480BC to being beaten by a Spartan navy 80 years later (Spartans were land based fighters and Athens had dominated the seas) \n In 480BC Athens performed some of the greatest naval upsets in h... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,287 |
Feinberg | Generate the content for a reddit post Never hire God as a babysitter. | The logic where an omniscient being considered eating the fruit of the knowledge tree to be something really bad, so He put the tree in easy reach and said, "Don't touch," no guard rail, no alarm system, just "Don't touch," then wandered off for a while, knowing full well that Satan was kicking around and despite the f... | The logic where an omniscient being considered eating the fruit of the knowledge tree to be something really bad, so He put the tree in easy reach and said, "Don't touch," no guard rail, no alarm system, just "Don't touch," then wandered off for a while, knowing full well that Satan was kicking around and despite the f... | [
"Summary: All knowledge has value, but not all knowledge has an equal value. Also, philosophy sucks.\n\nPost: I'm not a big fan of philosophy, so I might be misunderstanding your question. \n Sensory experience is frequently wrong on an individual level. Human senses aren't quite bad enough that they can't be trust... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,288 |
ToadLord | Generate the content for a reddit post Heavyset guy lost all his money and stripped naked while praising the lord, then made naked angels on people's car hoods. | My nephew is a dealer at a local casino here and told me recently of a very heavyset black gentleman who kept losing and losing. When the guy lost the very last of his money, he proceeded to strip off all of his clothing while yelling "Praise God!" and similar things as casino security dragged him to the door and tosse... | My nephew is a dealer at a local casino here and told me recently of a very heavyset black gentleman who kept losing and losing. When the guy lost the very last of his money, he proceeded to strip off all of his clothing while yelling "Praise God!" and similar things as casino security dragged him to the door and tosse... | [
"Summary: Post to the proper sub-reddit, but SEARCH before posting. \n Cheers.\n\nPost: Just a helpful hint; you may find that you get better results - and more upvotes - by posting to the proper subreddit: \n \n [r/AskReddit]( For questions. Please use the search in the sidebar, somebody may have already posted yo... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,289 |
Malort_without_irony | Generate the content for a reddit post is that he can. | Think of it less as the lease expired, and more that the term under the lease expired - all the same rules apply, it's just that the dates work differently.
Unless there's some specific term in your lease about it, which there may be, it's not exactly a clear-cut he gets the SD, but that your notice is only good for ... | Think of it less as the lease expired, and more that the term under the lease expired - all the same rules apply, it's just that the dates work differently.
Unless there's some specific term in your lease about it, which there may be, it's not exactly a clear-cut he gets the SD, but that your notice is only good for ... | [
"Summary: Drink a cup of coffee\" could be a lawful order, in the right context, so...\n\nPost: Looking for the \"lawful\" in lawful order is like looking for the reason in the reasonable man. It's almost always going to be a rule that's defined by its violations and \"know-it-when-I-see-it,\" because there's no wa... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,290 |
corpsereviver_2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Fell through ice, climbed out, had hot chocolate. | Man, I actually fell through the ice when I was 11. My mother and sister are out near the middle of the pond and I decide to go ahead of them to check and make sure the ice is safe for them to cross. My mom laughs at me being a cute kid, until I get 5 feet from the edge that we were headed towards and go right through ... | Man, I actually fell through the ice when I was 11. My mother and sister are out near the middle of the pond and I decide to go ahead of them to check and make sure the ice is safe for them to cross. My mom laughs at me being a cute kid, until I get 5 feet from the edge that we were headed towards and go right through ... | [
"Summary: Leroy Jenkins disrupts exam for 500 student lecture.\n\nPost: Was a TA for this 500 person class. No way we knew what every student looked like, even with 9 TAs and the Prof around. Everyone is seated and taking their exams, back doors are locked. Half-way into the class period this one guy suddenly stand... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,291 |
Chessifer | Generate the content for a reddit post Lich Bane more damage, but IBG gives you some utility and you still can kill squishies or low health enemies (The objective of an assasin) | Sorry missunderstood you. Yeah, I have built both
The damage from LB is great. But the problem I have found with it is the lack of CDR, and the lack of resistance once you get in. I know Kass is not supposed to resist during a fight, but he's too squishy and with LB I feel that most times going in for the kill is sui... | Sorry missunderstood you. Yeah, I have built both
The damage from LB is great. But the problem I have found with it is the lack of CDR, and the lack of resistance once you get in. I know Kass is not supposed to resist during a fight, but he's too squishy and with LB I feel that most times going in for the kill is sui... | [
"Summary: ADC now are more like tower destroyer but they don't have items for this\n\nPost: I feel the changes on season 4 to make carry jungler viable, huge tanky tops like Renek, Shyvanna, Mundo or Trundle and a shifting midlaner meta between high sustain/shield champs like Lulu, Orianna or Kayle and bursty champ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,292 |
sillymallard | Generate the content for a reddit post Make friends with bar staff, it makes you feel good, people notice, and it sets you apart. Approaching the dudes of mixed sets works, as does tapping people on the shoulder and saying, "Hi". This is my 8th attempt in the field, and my approach anxiety appears to be waning! | I went out tonight completely sober. I really didn't want to go out tonight, but picked myself up again, got in the shower, etc. I'm starting to get used to this routine.... I go to the first bar, and I make a point to be polite with the bouncer. He appreciates it, and I make a random joke that gets the small crow... | I went out tonight completely sober. I really didn't want to go out tonight, but picked myself up again, got in the shower, etc. I'm starting to get used to this routine.... I go to the first bar, and I make a point to be polite with the bouncer. He appreciates it, and I make a random joke that gets the small crow... | [
"Summary: Making some good impressions on friends of friends, and just allowing the seeds to grow. Or not. It doesn't matter. I've never tried social circle game before, but I'm willing to try everything to kill my oneitis for my GF.\n\nPost: As I said in my last FR, I'm pretty butthurt about getting dropped by ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,293 |
throwaha | Generate the content for a reddit post could be either. Give her a week or two, then if she hasn't said anything you can ask for clarification. | Not in that case, no.
If she hasn't dated much at all, well, it could mean she isn't sure how to handle the situation at all, or how to give you a clear no. It could also mean she's thinking about it, because she doesn't know if she wants to say yes - equally common for someone who hasn't dated much! | Not in that case, no.
If she hasn't dated much at all, well, it could mean she isn't sure how to handle the situation at all, or how to give you a clear no. It could also mean she's thinking about it, because she doesn't know if she wants to say yes - equally common for someone who hasn't dated much! | [
"Summary: neutral about pets.\n\nPost: Absolutely fine with me. \n Like, it might be a bit annoying for visiting anyone who owns a cat. But it's somewhere on a similar level to allergies to bee stings/shellfish/etc. \n *I have no pets, nor do I have any huge longing for them. I don't think I'd object to having a pe... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,294 |
KyfhoMyoba | Generate the content for a reddit post be a man. Be r selected. | r is for rate, and K is german for Konstant or Kapitation (or something like that), and they represent differing reproductive strategies for an organism. Smaller critters are invariably 'r', in that they compete by increasing their rate of reproduction, whereas larger organisms compete by raising offspring that have hi... | r is for rate, and K is german for Konstant or Kapitation (or something like that), and they represent differing reproductive strategies for an organism. Smaller critters are invariably 'r', in that they compete by increasing their rate of reproduction, whereas larger organisms compete by raising offspring that have hi... | [
"Summary: Ballroom dancing is a perfect metaphor for what TRP teaches us.\n\nPost: Nobody has mentioned what I think is the MOST important aspect of ballroom dancing: THE MAN FUCKING LEADS. The man is responsible for the success of the dance number, she is just along for the ride. For a woman to be a good ballroom ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,295 |
Seakawn | Generate the content for a reddit post It should be the country's job to psychologically motivate us to support our democracy. And because they don't, it makes it look like they don't want that. If not, we need to do something about it that's more than just getting major websites to get together on the same day and sho... | Shouldn't there be a website as popular as something like Facebook, but instead of a social medium, is rather about acting for and keeping up with democracy? It could even look similar. You'd pick your state and county and immediately be grouped with your senators and representatives so you'd know who they are. They'd ... | Shouldn't there be a website as popular as something like Facebook, but instead of a social medium, is rather about acting for and keeping up with democracy? It could even look similar. You'd pick your state and county and immediately be grouped with your senators and representatives so you'd know who they are. They'd ... | [
"Summary: I guess there has to be a line somewhere, as I don't know how wise or disastrous it could be if one explained in depth everything to a kid all the time as they grow up. Just not sure where exactly this line is drawn and why. I'd generally draw it at being honest but basic, but I'd also be interesting in r... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,296 |
rogueman999 | Generate the content for a reddit post The problem is that the poor don't have money, not that the rich have. Work on that end, and the world will be a much better place. | What you're saying has been said many many times before. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. We all appreciate the sentiment - the idea of having rich people play with food while the poor watch doesn't appeal to anybody (except maybe psychopaths). But every time some form of regulation has been used to prevent this, it had... | What you're saying has been said many many times before. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. We all appreciate the sentiment - the idea of having rich people play with food while the poor watch doesn't appeal to anybody (except maybe psychopaths). But every time some form of regulation has been used to prevent this, it had... | [
"Summary: We already learn for many decades... it's just as a society we're pretending it isn't so.\n\nPost: Speaking of, I get really annoyed when people act as if you're mature when you're 25 and old when you're 30. I'm 31, and I'm only beginning to get my shit together. I'm not a loser either - I did about 3 (... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,297 |
rraaaarrl | Generate the content for a reddit post The Zen Of Watching Ebay Auctions | Oh yeah, I hate being outbid at the last second. I usually try not to babysit an auction, though. The way I look at it, I've put in my high bid and THAT is the absolute maximum I will pay for the item. If I babysit the auction, I risk getting into a bidding frenzy lol.
Sometimes I put in my high bid a couple of days ... | Oh yeah, I hate being outbid at the last second. I usually try not to babysit an auction, though. The way I look at it, I've put in my high bid and THAT is the absolute maximum I will pay for the item. If I babysit the auction, I risk getting into a bidding frenzy lol.
Sometimes I put in my high bid a couple of days ... | [
"Summary: I'm slowly making progress on my work wardrobe!\n\nPost: Oh where do I begin: tailored pencil skirts, silk tops by labels like Philip Lim and Haider Ackermann, at least one tailored button-down top, simple but high quality pumps, at least one tailored blazer (where the shoulders AND waist AND chest fits! ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,298 |
CyanideCloud | Generate the content for a reddit post Walden Farms Calorie Free Chocolate Syrup + Almond Milk = Fucking amazing. | Recently, I was just perusing around the Publix Greenwise section, and I found [this]( After I checked the ingredients, I knew I had to have it!
I'm glad I bought it, because I think this might be the best chocolate milk I've ever had... ever. It's fantastic!
[This]( is an amazing combo!
Nutrition details: [here.]... | Recently, I was just perusing around the Publix Greenwise section, and I found [this]( After I checked the ingredients, I knew I had to have it!
I'm glad I bought it, because I think this might be the best chocolate milk I've ever had... ever. It's fantastic!
[This]( is an amazing combo!
Nutrition details: [here.]... | [
"Summary: avast! Free Antivirus: Virus free since install for everyone that I know.\n\nPost: avast! Antivirus is definately the best one on the market, and it is free. \n I have never had a virus since I installed avast!. I have also installed it on many 'computer illiterate' people's computers, and it works perfe... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,299 |
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