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plattica
Generate the content for a reddit post I tripped a girl I liked and broke her front tooth.
When I was in primary school, there was this girl I was absolutely IN LOVE with. We used to talk occasionally, although it played out to be really non-chalant: weather, grades, etc. One day, as we were walking back from PE to our respective locker rooms, I jokingly kicked her foot from behind while she was walking. She...
When I was in primary school, there was this girl I was absolutely IN LOVE with. We used to talk occasionally, although it played out to be really non-chalant: weather, grades, etc. One day, as we were walking back from PE to our respective locker rooms, I jokingly kicked her foot from behind while she was walking. She...
[ "Summary: Blasphemy, and Satan owes me 100x 1ups.\n\nPost: I had an entirely skewed version of religion when I was young, and had a flair for gambling. \n SO... whenever anything of particular danger arose (going off a jump, hiking in the mountains, chasing wildlife), I would wager my life against the devil, and be...
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thesnakeinthegarden
Generate the content for a reddit post how about we stop being anti-strategy and get over the fact that some fights are boring? Edit: And I'm not saying that clay put up a good fight, but I am saying that the constant act of blaming greg jackson for boring fights is bullshit.
Let's not forget that Cub Swanson is fought this under Greg Jackson and his game plan was knock the fuck out of the the other guy. I feel like everytime anyone uses their fucking head in this sport and doesn't just run in windmilling, people have nothing but shit to say about it. Sometimes a fucking game plan doesn't...
Let's not forget that Cub Swanson is fought this under Greg Jackson and his game plan was knock the fuck out of the the other guy. I feel like everytime anyone uses their fucking head in this sport and doesn't just run in windmilling, people have nothing but shit to say about it. Sometimes a fucking game plan doesn't...
[ "Summary: agreed. not chi.\n\nPost: I'd heard of people doing the shocking thing, and the fire thing, by having a battery strapped to them and channeling the electricity, which is impressive of itself. But a fair number of people are mostly immune to tasers and the like, so it's not as impressive as you may think...
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Generate the content for a reddit post The best minds of marvel (who are smarter than the best of DC) couldn't come up with more than desperately manipulating a situation where Cyclops would face both Hope and Scarlet witch. Neither of those characters are available to the DC universe. Without resorting to some some co...
Whats he trying to do? Honestly, I dont want to start a "Cyclops was right" debate here or anything, but the phoenix five did some really good stuff. They irrigated africa, they created huge Utopias, they made world hunger/thirst history - And thats from 5 people with dubious morals. Magik was always slightly crazy, Na...
Whats he trying to do? Honestly, I dont want to start a "Cyclops was right" debate here or anything, but the phoenix five did some really good stuff. They irrigated africa, they created huge Utopias, they made world hunger/thirst history - And thats from 5 people with dubious morals. Magik was always slightly crazy, Na...
[ "Summary: The Stormtroopers are victims of a universe where everything is done by how visually cool it looks, small amounts of plot armor, and 70s standards. \n Edit - I guarantee this will come up several times in the next week. final decision? nope!\n\nPost: Regardless of how good shots they are, They still are r...
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FerralOne
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't give a damn about comparative stats, but more overall WiiU and WiiU games sales = more games and WiiU support = happy /u/FerralOne EDIT - Highlighted the word compare. It's the keyword here. Sales are important, how they compare to other other products sales shouldn't mat...
I don't care much for how the sales figures and their changes compare to other consoles, to be totally honest. The only time I ever care to use sales figures on any platform; PC, Nintendo, Sony, MS, anything; is to knock down fanboys or elitists down a notch if they're being asshats. I DO, however, care about th...
I don't care much for how the sales figures and their changes compare to other consoles, to be totally honest. The only time I ever care to use sales figures on any platform; PC, Nintendo, Sony, MS, anything; is to knock down fanboys or elitists down a notch if they're being asshats. I DO, however, care about th...
[ "Summary: It's a valid and help feature to request, we probably aren't getting a completely re-built/new client, I think it should be put in.\n\nPost: I wouldn't call this a \"pointless feature\" as some others are calling it. It can make champion select easier for some, particularly people like me who have all of ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Cover artist won't respond and I need a resized version of her cover art for the 2nd draft of the novel so I can send my beta readers paperback copies. What do I do?
Hey /r/writing, I'm finishing up my second draft of my first novel. In Mid-February, it'll be ready to go out to beta readers. I really want them to read it in paperback format. I hired a cover artist that designed my cover for me, and I test-ordered a copy of my first draft and it came out great. I've now tried e-...
Hey /r/writing, I'm finishing up my second draft of my first novel. In Mid-February, it'll be ready to go out to beta readers. I really want them to read it in paperback format. I hired a cover artist that designed my cover for me, and I test-ordered a copy of my first draft and it came out great. I've now tried e-...
[ "Summary: You're motivated to not worry about \"when\" to re-introduce carbs. Focus on no-carbs, then when you're \"done\" or \"fit\", you can go back to CLEAN carbohydrates. You're also told to raise fats in Keto so your body can burn fat and have more energy. These energy levels make it easier to go to the gym an...
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Generate the content for a reddit post What you heard are some of the classic layperson's justifications for the capitalist system, which tend to be closer to fairy tales about how people and societies work than anything like factual claims. Pure ideology!
This is a classic case of pro-capitalists trying to impose a capitalist framework on communism. For example, they think that "everyone is paid equally" because they can't imagine a society in which money is no longer needed to regulate economic transactions between people and groups. In communism, doctors would not wor...
This is a classic case of pro-capitalists trying to impose a capitalist framework on communism. For example, they think that "everyone is paid equally" because they can't imagine a society in which money is no longer needed to regulate economic transactions between people and groups. In communism, doctors would not wor...
[ "Summary: It's true that Marx lived in poverty, frequently relied on help from Engels and others, and suffered from chronic health issues. Whether he sired an illegitimate child, we will probably never know, but if he did he handled it in a way typical of the time and of someone in his socioeconomic position. He wa...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Watched Sum41 play umpteen shows in our cafeteria, nothing of real notation Oh, and I also "cracked" the admin login on the school network. This was long before anyone thought much of security. Most of the computers were running either Win 3.11 or Win 95. They were running some ...
Exeter High School - Ajax, Ontario, Canada Administration somehow figured we were voted the best high school in the world. Their thought process on this was that (at the time, anyways) Canada was voted the best country for education. Ontario the best province in the country, Durham region (the county, per say) was th...
Exeter High School - Ajax, Ontario, Canada Administration somehow figured we were voted the best high school in the world. Their thought process on this was that (at the time, anyways) Canada was voted the best country for education. Ontario the best province in the country, Durham region (the county, per say) was th...
[ "Summary: Ignore it\n\nPost: ISPs literally get hundreds (if not thousands) of these every day. They come in via an abuse email address that must be attached to any IP Space they lease. \n As such, many will simply forward these off in an automated fashion to the relevant subscriber. It is in the ISP's (Teksavvy's)...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I wish your sentiment was more true but most managers don't give a fuck about people, they care about work getting done.
Although your advice is true in an ideal world, in my experience the managers who actually care about their employees are minimal. I work in an office with 4 "managers" and a sister department with 4 others, and maybe only one of those folks actually cares about the well being of the folks they employ. I just got bac...
Although your advice is true in an ideal world, in my experience the managers who actually care about their employees are minimal. I work in an office with 4 "managers" and a sister department with 4 others, and maybe only one of those folks actually cares about the well being of the folks they employ. I just got bac...
[ "Summary: I'm not downplaying his problems, they are real. His problems coupled with his attitude scream that he's very manipulative and has probably caused his own issues causing me to feel no empathy.\n\nPost: I'm not saying it isn't an issue, I'm saying it isn't the issue he's making it out to be, and that the S...
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vampire_kitty
Generate the content for a reddit post It depends on what you want and need.
I think it completely depends on your motivation. If you are introverted or have really strong opinions about The Way Things Should Be in an apartment, then you probably are not going to enjoy having a roommate as much. I'm extremely extroverted and greatly prefer having roommates for the social opportunities available...
I think it completely depends on your motivation. If you are introverted or have really strong opinions about The Way Things Should Be in an apartment, then you probably are not going to enjoy having a roommate as much. I'm extremely extroverted and greatly prefer having roommates for the social opportunities available...
[ "Summary: I hated Idaho. So, so much.\n\nPost: Yeah. I felt like that just simply being an atheist living in Idaho. There was a HUUUUUUGE mormon population there. I had some girl bitch me out that I wanted to go see one of the talks about Susan B Anthony at the college campus (they had historical actors giving spee...
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Generate the content for a reddit post When a character goes "dark", they lose ability to believe in their magic becoming chaotic and no depth. A "light" character believes and can keep rely on their ability. (Would love more talk on this)
BIG SPOILERS: Remember in many of the books Harry talks about how seductive doing something wrong is and they lose their belief in a thing, thence just randomly mining their abilities and not concentrating on their belief in them. A good part of Harry's magical ability to go up against the baddies is that he firmly...
BIG SPOILERS: Remember in many of the books Harry talks about how seductive doing something wrong is and they lose their belief in a thing, thence just randomly mining their abilities and not concentrating on their belief in them. A good part of Harry's magical ability to go up against the baddies is that he firmly...
[ "Summary: Wow.\n\nPost: Wow. I wanted to add a comment asking about climate change deniers and if events like this would change their mind. Then slam dunk on other beliefs and etc. \n But the sheer immensity of what we're looking ahead at is unbelievable. Mass migrations dwarfing any previous human movement and ...
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LeifEriksonisawesome
Generate the content for a reddit post read the above sentences to you don't end up cursing me into oblivion.
Here's my logic, without my empathy. If you were in total power. Do you think you could line all the disable people up, look them in the eye, and kill them. It is only logical to exterminate the things that burden us as a society. Even without power, you seem to want forced abortions. In that case you must work your ...
Here's my logic, without my empathy. If you were in total power. Do you think you could line all the disable people up, look them in the eye, and kill them. It is only logical to exterminate the things that burden us as a society. Even without power, you seem to want forced abortions. In that case you must work your ...
[ "Summary: It doesn't seem right to put one sex regarding looks as less important than the other as both sexes feature a wide range of personalities and approaches to dating. \n Also, I acknowledged that it was somewhat less than that with women. \"I have seen plenty of fat girls with boyfriends. Rarer, but not that...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I think that ChEx is more for high-end players, who are at the cutting edge. Meanwhile, I think Serenity is for most other players. ~Callimonk Edit to add: Also, the fact that Purify isn't on the GCD while ChEx would make you purify on the GCD is pretty annoying.
Hey Total. > Chi Explosion is fine as a talent, it's just implemented poorly. Yes and no. Most of the mythic testing I did with scaled up gear showed that it seemed to do OK as a talent at a higher level of haste, especially with brewmaster 4piece. Plus, Brewmasters have a bit more control than WWs do for it. Still...
Hey Total. > Chi Explosion is fine as a talent, it's just implemented poorly. Yes and no. Most of the mythic testing I did with scaled up gear showed that it seemed to do OK as a talent at a higher level of haste, especially with brewmaster 4piece. Plus, Brewmasters have a bit more control than WWs do for it. Still...
[ "Summary: A slower speed might be good for some people, but frankly smoothies are much easier when you turn the blender to a higher speed because it makes the consistency much finer and mixes the ice and fruit better.\n\nPost: I love the stories when two people simply come together, like it's natural. \n I'd say th...
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HerroCorumbia
Generate the content for a reddit post Preferably mid, also top or jungle. AD caster/assassin or bruiser if you need to. Play like a squishy mobile assassin since that's what you are. Gank often and try to rack up kills early.
You could have done a search and gotten answers for your questions but since I'm bored at work, I'll throw my 2 cents in (~1500 ELO and norms): Zed can be played in different ways. Usually I either play him as a bruiser or, more preferably, an AD caster/assassin. Usually he can go top, mid or jungle. IMHO my favori...
You could have done a search and gotten answers for your questions but since I'm bored at work, I'll throw my 2 cents in (~1500 ELO and norms): Zed can be played in different ways. Usually I either play him as a bruiser or, more preferably, an AD caster/assassin. Usually he can go top, mid or jungle. IMHO my favori...
[ "Summary: People won't get violent just because of political partisanship. The economy is getting better, and people feel that more than they feel political fighting. Plus people are obedient and tend to obey marginal decreases in freedoms and marginal losses of democratic power over large decreases or large shocks...
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djimbob
Generate the content for a reddit post Bottomline don't criticize someone's use of KB as 1024 bytes or as 1000 bytes. Both have historic usage, some OSes chose one or the other. In strict settings (academic papers) or when you must be most precise use binary prefix (kibi) or just specify size in bytes. No definition...
Consider "internet", which is a few decades newer than "kilobyte", but similarly prevalent. If you tried to convince everyone that "intra" sounds to similar to "inter", so we should really call it the "extranet", you'd get laughed out of the room no matter how much evidence you collected. Bad example. Look at this ...
Consider "internet", which is a few decades newer than "kilobyte", but similarly prevalent. If you tried to convince everyone that "intra" sounds to similar to "inter", so we should really call it the "extranet", you'd get laughed out of the room no matter how much evidence you collected. Bad example. Look at this ...
[ "Summary: Brady will play while his punishment is being appealed. The only downside is that if his suspension isn't fully repealed the extra court delay could make his suspension align with the playoffs.\n\nPost: The [exempt list is only for violent/criminal behavior]( Now I know in Goodell's initial punishment r...
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jessemb
Generate the content for a reddit post Oh, I probably shoulda marked spoilers or something. Well, if you skipped to the end, consider yourself warned. If not, then whoops, I guess.
We weren't inside Eridan's head for the process, but part of it must have been the fact that the entire living troll population considered him to be a joke. He is utterly ridiculous, and he knows it. He's desperate to fill an emotional need, but he's so desperate that he's offputting to Feferi and Sollux, the targets...
We weren't inside Eridan's head for the process, but part of it must have been the fact that the entire living troll population considered him to be a joke. He is utterly ridiculous, and he knows it. He's desperate to fill an emotional need, but he's so desperate that he's offputting to Feferi and Sollux, the targets...
[ "Summary: If we tried to fix every bad thing about our lives all at once, it would kill us. The same principle applies to the Church. It is not requisite that a man (or a Church) should run faster than he has strength. It is diligence, not speed, that wins the prize.\n\nPost: If you read [Jacob 5,]( there's an i...
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aescolanus
Generate the content for a reddit post no, there would be no difference.
Are you saying torture isn't 'real' unless it leaves physical damage? Because that is (part of) the rationale for waterboarding, stress positions, etc., in US military prisons - ways to hurt people without leaving evidence that the courts would have to take notice of - which are generally considered to be, in fact, to...
Are you saying torture isn't 'real' unless it leaves physical damage? Because that is (part of) the rationale for waterboarding, stress positions, etc., in US military prisons - ways to hurt people without leaving evidence that the courts would have to take notice of - which are generally considered to be, in fact, to...
[ "Summary: a lot of terpers, while not Christians themselves, value Christianity as a means of (male) social control over women.\n\nPost: I don't think many terpers actually believe in Christianity, but, if you talk political philosophy with them (don't do it on a full stomach), they'll often discuss how much bett...
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mkim92fs
Generate the content for a reddit post I'm [28 M] seeing a single mom [31 F] who wants to take things slow. Edit: caved in like a little bitch and texted her good night last night....
I [28 M] have been seeing this [31 F] for a couple weeks. The first time we met was at a bar. I was watching a game at a bar below my apartment and she happened to sit next to me. We start chatting eventually and she gives me her number. We text back and forth and set up a date several days down the road. We end up m...
I [28 M] have been seeing this [31 F] for a couple weeks. The first time we met was at a bar. I was watching a game at a bar below my apartment and she happened to sit next to me. We start chatting eventually and she gives me her number. We text back and forth and set up a date several days down the road. We end up m...
[ "Summary: Girl caught pooping on camera.\n\nPost: I used to work security in a mall. One of the officers I worked with caught an employee on camera dropping a piece of doodoo on the floor right outside of the bathroom. The girl worked in a salon inside the mall and was wearing high heels and a short dress. She was ...
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cakesphere
Generate the content for a reddit post buy another fucking seat if your adipose tissue is going to touch your seatmates, for the love of god. Don't like it? Well, maybe don't be so fucking huge next time. EDIT: I want to clarify that the amount of space to sit in on a flight may be small, but for most people it's fin...
As a normal sized person, flying is already massively uncomfortable. I just flew cross-country to visit my SO and being stuck in a seat for well over 5 hours with nowhere to stretch my legs was awful. So awful, in fact, that the crying baby didn't even register on my annoyance meter (to say that I am not a fan of child...
As a normal sized person, flying is already massively uncomfortable. I just flew cross-country to visit my SO and being stuck in a seat for well over 5 hours with nowhere to stretch my legs was awful. So awful, in fact, that the crying baby didn't even register on my annoyance meter (to say that I am not a fan of child...
[ "Summary: I'm basically playing SWTOR and ArcheAge at the moment. The market is so saturated at this point though that you're spoiled for choice.\n\nPost: Because ever since WoW lost my interest I've been an MMO nomad, wandering from one to the next without uninstalling them, because, hey, maybe I'll go back to TSW...
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rangemaster
Generate the content for a reddit post I'm leaning towards buying an upper in .300 BLK. Is this wise?
So I have had a completed lower on my desk that has been taunting me to buy it an upper. I have 3 .223 ARs already and have no interest in buying another so I started looking at other options. The .33 Blackout seems pretty cool as far as the .30 cal bullet in a AR-15 package. What I am unsure of is the long term viabil...
So I have had a completed lower on my desk that has been taunting me to buy it an upper. I have 3 .223 ARs already and have no interest in buying another so I started looking at other options. The .33 Blackout seems pretty cool as far as the .30 cal bullet in a AR-15 package. What I am unsure of is the long term viabil...
[ "Summary: The government's priorities are screwed up.\n\nPost: I live on the border in south Texas, we hear all these second hand accounts about why we shouldn't go into Mexico anymore, then I hear about random kidnappings of Americans in America, usually small business owners. Wait, I'm a small business owner... I...
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Generate the content for a reddit post The banks, the public, the politicians... they were all to blame. If I could have one wish, just one fucking wish, I'd wish for the fucking extermination of greed from this world. Few things cause as much harm.
People refused to open their eyes up to reality. The banks were giving them access to ridiculously easy money. Just about any fucker here in Iceland could walk out of a bank with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of loans without much issue. I'm being fucking serious here. Instead of people stopping to think, th...
People refused to open their eyes up to reality. The banks were giving them access to ridiculously easy money. Just about any fucker here in Iceland could walk out of a bank with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of loans without much issue. I'm being fucking serious here. Instead of people stopping to think, th...
[ "Summary: If you're looking for a university to join, you should never just open up 'University Rankings' lists and apply to all of the universities you see at the top. It's honestly not as simple as 'top ranked university = best choice for me'. Ultimately, all it might wind up doing is forcing you to pay much more...
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LadyMoonstone
Generate the content for a reddit post Read the stinking letter. Old psychiatrist mailed me a breakup letter signed "very truly yours" that seems like he's just trying to get the last laugh so he can say he broke up with me and not that I think hes a nutjob and refused further treatment. Is this standard, especially wh...
As you know, I've complained a lot about this asshole psychiatrist, and like 3-4 weeks ago I told him I didn't want to continue seeing him, and found a new psychiatrist. Last night I got home and had a letter from him. Regarding: LadyMoonstone Date of Birth: September 25, 1992 Dear Ms. Moonstone, I find it necess...
As you know, I've complained a lot about this asshole psychiatrist, and like 3-4 weeks ago I told him I didn't want to continue seeing him, and found a new psychiatrist. Last night I got home and had a letter from him. Regarding: LadyMoonstone Date of Birth: September 25, 1992 Dear Ms. Moonstone, I find it necess...
[ "Summary: I have depression, insomnia, may have undiagonosed ADD/ADD/Bipolar 2, I'm adopted and it's caused a lot off issues as of late, I need to try and move to solve family and home issues, I need to settle down some, maybe see an adoption specialist, I'm under challenged by 100/200 level courses and need to ret...
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Pfmohr2
Generate the content for a reddit post fuck that place in its fucking face.
Shit I had to call 911 to get some help in a hospital once. Was in a bad car accident at 17, punched my femur through my hip socket, had to have the hip rebuilt. So, post surgery, I'm in a pretty huge amount of pain despite all the fentanyl, morphine, and vics. Somehow, in the middle of the night, I manage to roll ...
Shit I had to call 911 to get some help in a hospital once. Was in a bad car accident at 17, punched my femur through my hip socket, had to have the hip rebuilt. So, post surgery, I'm in a pretty huge amount of pain despite all the fentanyl, morphine, and vics. Somehow, in the middle of the night, I manage to roll ...
[ "Summary: Full retard cum-eye.\n\nPost: Little late to the game, but this literally just happened and I feel like I need to share it. \n 3rd date tonight with a girl, first time we've slept together. Its going great, really intense, and right as she gets off her left guy just goes lazy. Like, points the entirely ...
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LordAnubis12
Generate the content for a reddit post Customer tries to return postage stamps, gets denied because we can't, walks away with new pack of stamps and £5 voucher due to store manager.
I've seen a few posts here where managers seem to stick to the rules/back up the colleague. This didn't happen to me but I was witness to it and it's been bugging me for ages. A customer comes to the customer service desk and asks to return some postage stamps because she was 'sold the wrong ones'. Bare in mind these...
I've seen a few posts here where managers seem to stick to the rules/back up the colleague. This didn't happen to me but I was witness to it and it's been bugging me for ages. A customer comes to the customer service desk and asks to return some postage stamps because she was 'sold the wrong ones'. Bare in mind these...
[ "Summary: Guy rants at me about loyalty card issue, queue turns on him and tells him he's the problem, not me. He then retreats with tail between legs very quickly.\n\nPost: I once had my entire queue turn on a customer who had snapped at me about some issue with a loyalty card. I'd started to explain what the iss...
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BrainKatana
Generate the content for a reddit post Portables...what the fuck?
To clarify: I own a DSi, a PSP 2000, an EVO, and a new iTouch. I've owned previous versions of each handheld (though not all of the DS variants). I have previously owned an iPhone. PSP I never play it. You know why? Shitty battery life, long startup time, and long load times. Additionally, in order for me to ca...
To clarify: I own a DSi, a PSP 2000, an EVO, and a new iTouch. I've owned previous versions of each handheld (though not all of the DS variants). I have previously owned an iPhone. PSP I never play it. You know why? Shitty battery life, long startup time, and long load times. Additionally, in order for me to ca...
[ "Summary: Do her. At worst you get laid, at best you have a great time with someone who you already know pretty well (who will maybe let you keep having a great time until you're ready to move on and try out someone new).\n\nPost: If you're attracted to her physically but not emotionally, fuck her. She has a kid....
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TigerTrap
Generate the content for a reddit post Reddit loves pirates except when they pirate Valve games.
As a content creator, if you chose to sell your product rather than give it away, you wouldn't generally be happy with people getting it for free. It's your right to control the distribution of your product, and if you say you have to give me $x to get this product, then you have every right to. Also, the study says th...
As a content creator, if you chose to sell your product rather than give it away, you wouldn't generally be happy with people getting it for free. It's your right to control the distribution of your product, and if you say you have to give me $x to get this product, then you have every right to. Also, the study says th...
[ "Summary: Optimus Prime could beat Batman in a fight.\n\nPost: The annoying thing is vegan/vegetarian food is super delicious and completely A-OK for non-vegetarians to eat, so they pile it on just like anything else. This causes a problem; vegetarians and vegans have limited options, but their food is consumed jus...
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casalmon
Generate the content for a reddit post I will not allow them to do poorly in school without consequence
I'm going to make them do their damned homework, and there will be consequences for poor grades. I failed half my sophomore and freshman years in high school. I was supposed to graduate yesterday with my friends. Thank the lord I found an excellent part online part in school program through another school district to g...
I'm going to make them do their damned homework, and there will be consequences for poor grades. I failed half my sophomore and freshman years in high school. I was supposed to graduate yesterday with my friends. Thank the lord I found an excellent part online part in school program through another school district to g...
[ "Summary: Got caught shoplifting. Twice. At the same place. In one week.\n\nPost: When I was about 10 a shopping center was build just down the road from me, and by 12 I was walking up there all the time to hang out. Around that time I started shoplifting, and I went hard in the paint. I mean I stole things that di...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I convinced a friend's girlfriend that "Touch-Screen" was the name of a real candidate in the 2004 presidential election.
So back in 2004 on election night, my friends all gathered in our buddy's basement to get stoned and watch election coverage. It was the first time voting for all of us, and we were pretty stoked. My one friend's girlfriend comments that she didn't vote because, "I couldn't afford to register..." Once that bit of stu...
So back in 2004 on election night, my friends all gathered in our buddy's basement to get stoned and watch election coverage. It was the first time voting for all of us, and we were pretty stoked. My one friend's girlfriend comments that she didn't vote because, "I couldn't afford to register..." Once that bit of stu...
[ "Summary: End point: There will always be a cause that gets more awareness than yours. Try not to take it so personally. Recognize it as a symptom of our consumer culture, then go out and build your brand. I personally choose Humanity as my brand and will be doing my best to sway the consumers into seeing that eve...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Summer: best selection. Fall/Winter: Best deals.
Late fall is the best time to get good deals. People are suddenly realizing they are not hardcore enough to ride all the time and sell their bikes for cheap. However I have found that summer is the best time to buy for the selection. Prices are higher but people are getting rid of their old bikes to buy new ones or ...
Late fall is the best time to get good deals. People are suddenly realizing they are not hardcore enough to ride all the time and sell their bikes for cheap. However I have found that summer is the best time to buy for the selection. Prices are higher but people are getting rid of their old bikes to buy new ones or ...
[ "Summary: Your first motorcycle doesn't have to be your last.\n\nPost: There is definitely something to be said for wanting the best possible version of something. It can be an admirable quality in a person. However when we are talking about race bikes, which is what a Panigale is, you would do yourself a disserv...
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Generate the content for a reddit post humans are good at running long distances, but let's stop pretending we're the best at it.
we can run farther (although not faster) than just about any land animal in existence. This gets repeated a lot on reddit... and it always evolves into a something quite misleading. We can run farther than a lot of land animals, but there are a lot that can outrun us with ease. Sled dogs can run 100 miles in a ...
we can run farther (although not faster) than just about any land animal in existence. This gets repeated a lot on reddit... and it always evolves into a something quite misleading. We can run farther than a lot of land animals, but there are a lot that can outrun us with ease. Sled dogs can run 100 miles in a ...
[ "Summary: I think this premise has been accepted prematurely without being properly challenged because beloved community figures said it.\n\nPost: They were mostly protoss players (or best buds of the protoss players that were pushing it) that were, IMHO, trying to explain away how protoss was doing so awesome in ...
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lostmykeysonbroadway
Generate the content for a reddit post Go art supply shopping and/or surround yourself with alternate creative outlets.
When I'm looking for inspiration to draw I buy a new pen, pencil, marker, ink quill, or pad of paper. I find inspiration in the different media, in the difference between drawing with a bold uniball pen and a calligraphy pen dipped in ink. Always carry a sketchbook, but not just any sketchbook. Go sketchbook shoppin...
When I'm looking for inspiration to draw I buy a new pen, pencil, marker, ink quill, or pad of paper. I find inspiration in the different media, in the difference between drawing with a bold uniball pen and a calligraphy pen dipped in ink. Always carry a sketchbook, but not just any sketchbook. Go sketchbook shoppin...
[ "Summary: Yeah, Vancouver sucks but you'll get used to it in a year or two and then you'll really like it but will still look forward to moving to a better place someday.\n\nPost: Vancouver can really suck for your first 2 years. Everyone I know who has come from elsewhere (myself and my GF included) says the same...
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puddinchop1
Generate the content for a reddit post Wealth disparity is a result of the unfree market, not the free market. Only in exceptional cases would a person be able to make a whole lot of money, and even then the accumulation of resources would not be so much greater than that of the average person.
I would argue that you are incorrect. Fierce competition in the free market means that as a general rule, prices go down, quality goes up, wages go up, until profit and employers (both being unnecessary expenses that, if continued, would facilitate a business' quick downfall) are necessarily eliminated. No profit (in g...
I would argue that you are incorrect. Fierce competition in the free market means that as a general rule, prices go down, quality goes up, wages go up, until profit and employers (both being unnecessary expenses that, if continued, would facilitate a business' quick downfall) are necessarily eliminated. No profit (in g...
[ "Summary: Nope. The number of Jesus is derived from a numeric system that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with what is written in the Bible, and it just kind of looked good. 666 and 616 are both referenced in manuscripts at the same point, with 666 having overwhelmingly greater appearances in different manu...
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sithyiscool
Generate the content for a reddit post In a fight, the calmest one usually wins.
I wanted to add something about controling emotions: Nearly any fight I had with my ex gf, I eventually would loose control of my emotions due to frustration. She often would be very mad and still say "omg this isnt a big deal why are you upset?' (Knowing full well that by playing dumb that "she wasn't upset" would ...
I wanted to add something about controling emotions: Nearly any fight I had with my ex gf, I eventually would loose control of my emotions due to frustration. She often would be very mad and still say "omg this isnt a big deal why are you upset?' (Knowing full well that by playing dumb that "she wasn't upset" would ...
[ "Summary: don't stick your (unwrapped)dick in crazy.\n\nPost: It's more common than youd think. If a guy doesn't want a kid, and she does, some ppl just will do what they want and use bad logic (or lie to themselves ) to justify it. Also, she wouldn't have to stop taking it all together. She can just \"miss\" a ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Do I hope for something? Yeah. Hope springs eternal. Do I still know better? Yeah. And that's the part of me I'm trying to listen to. So all in all, I'm lucky there's an ocean between us.
Depends on the day, honestly. The time of day. The song playing. What's happening in my head at the time. Let me rephrase to be clearer: I KNOW letting go was for the best. I know that letting him go off, and knowing that we probably wouldn't be in close quarters again, and not having an enmity between us was for the...
Depends on the day, honestly. The time of day. The song playing. What's happening in my head at the time. Let me rephrase to be clearer: I KNOW letting go was for the best. I know that letting him go off, and knowing that we probably wouldn't be in close quarters again, and not having an enmity between us was for the...
[ "Summary: I love baseball, I want the damn season ticket package.\n\nPost: I thought it saved you a little bit of money, but I was basically more interested in having fifteen games I know I'm going to be at, put into my schedule, and being able to add more on as the season goes. \n And why wouldn't you? I've dreame...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Privacy is what makes society tolerable for human beings. It allows us space to separate ourselves from society and be individuals. Without privacy, we lose the sanctity of our homes and much of the comfort/security that comes with them.
I can try to rationalize it for you. Think of it this way: what makes your home yours ? Because you can do anything you want there, within reason, and not be questioned or criticized for your actions. It is the absolute space that you are allowed complete freedom. However, this complete freedom is based on privacy ...
I can try to rationalize it for you. Think of it this way: what makes your home yours ? Because you can do anything you want there, within reason, and not be questioned or criticized for your actions. It is the absolute space that you are allowed complete freedom. However, this complete freedom is based on privacy ...
[ "Summary: We have the right to tweak the definition of terms internally to remove negative connotations. Everyone should explore meditation as a way of becoming a better person - it has nothing to do with believing in god and everything to do with self-experience and critical introspection.\n\nPost: So let's be ho...
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Generate the content for a reddit post No potatoes were harmed in the making of this post. Edit: Addition, re shaming. Currently dating an (incredibly hot) 48 year old. Very, very sexually hot and compatible, funny, intelligent, tall, blond, fitness and figure to shame most 20-year-olds, makes great money, enjoys jus...
I have dated and had intermediate-term-relationships (ITR? Oh hell, why not) with a number women roughly half my age. Some lived up the the stereotypes about immature - in fact, two could have been the spokeswoman for that. We're talking 26-27 age women who had the relationship maturity of middle-schoolers (and this is...
I have dated and had intermediate-term-relationships (ITR? Oh hell, why not) with a number women roughly half my age. Some lived up the the stereotypes about immature - in fact, two could have been the spokeswoman for that. We're talking 26-27 age women who had the relationship maturity of middle-schoolers (and this is...
[ "Summary: something happened to me that I thought was only possible in fiction \n edit: fixed a typo\n\nPost: I was working in Germany, sent by my US company to help fix a massive software problem that another programmer had caused. It was software I'd never worked with, and the REAL reason was that the programmer ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post star trek and star wars have a mythos and a logos. The mythos is the possible universe of stories, and the logos is what you see on screen. The mythos is for the fans. The logos is for the money, all the way.
I'm going to draw a parallel by doing something that is usually an anathema among serious Star Trek fans, and I want you to bear with me. I'm going to compare Star Trek to Star Wars, because they have a lot more in common now than ever before. When I was a kid, we had Star Wars Episode IV, V, and VI. As far as real m...
I'm going to draw a parallel by doing something that is usually an anathema among serious Star Trek fans, and I want you to bear with me. I'm going to compare Star Trek to Star Wars, because they have a lot more in common now than ever before. When I was a kid, we had Star Wars Episode IV, V, and VI. As far as real m...
[ "Summary: the bible has two conflicting stories, human civilization and spiritual alternatives. Historical, radical, revolutionary Jesus is the example of the good stuff.\n\nPost: The ambiguity of divine power suffuses the Christian Bible in both its Testaments and therefore presses this question for us Christians:...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I broke into my friends house with fresh made pancakes at 7 in the morning.
I have a friend who we will call Z for now. Z has this horrible inability to get up at certain hours of the day. Basically, whenever you tell him to be ready by, he will will sleep in for about 3 more hours after that. It could be 4 pm and he would sleep til 7. He also used to never be able to commit to plans. Oh, and ...
I have a friend who we will call Z for now. Z has this horrible inability to get up at certain hours of the day. Basically, whenever you tell him to be ready by, he will will sleep in for about 3 more hours after that. It could be 4 pm and he would sleep til 7. He also used to never be able to commit to plans. Oh, and ...
[ "Summary: Absolute...fucking...magic...seriously... \n You can't really compare this to DRM, since you aren't controlling digital rights, but it is close. The difference is, this inherently requires a network to rely upon in order to be secure. Everyone is checking against everyone else, and, in the true spirit o...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Find another reason other than picking on you for her picking. Focus on your relationship with and enjoy w/ your kid. :)
If I had a brother named Bobby I'd think this was me a few years ago. My mom has a few more issues than what you list here, but this is one of the more frequent triggers for me - always has been. Since I'm still working on this, I'm not the best one to give advice about trying to not blow up at these. I try to rememb...
If I had a brother named Bobby I'd think this was me a few years ago. My mom has a few more issues than what you list here, but this is one of the more frequent triggers for me - always has been. Since I'm still working on this, I'm not the best one to give advice about trying to not blow up at these. I try to rememb...
[ "Summary: don't assume something will take months to years. Sometimes you can get a good result soon, sometimes you can't. See a LICENSED psychotherapist.\n\nPost: If being anxious for a week has you this stressed out, either it's incredibly strong, or you have been anxious for a while and this just pushed through ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I don't know what to do with all the time on my hands. Feel horrible and lazy
I'm in the US. I'm 17. I can't drive until I'm 18 (Janurary). I'm not in HS. I'm only allowed to take 6 credits (two classes) at the CC I'm at now. I have a job on the weekends. I have TONS of free time and feel like such a huge waste. I take improv classes Wednesday evenings. Other than that, I don't think I can affor...
I'm in the US. I'm 17. I can't drive until I'm 18 (Janurary). I'm not in HS. I'm only allowed to take 6 credits (two classes) at the CC I'm at now. I have a job on the weekends. I have TONS of free time and feel like such a huge waste. I take improv classes Wednesday evenings. Other than that, I don't think I can affor...
[ "Summary: Stopped talking to a good friend out of the blue for months and broke her heart because we were (and now still are) very close friends. \"Broke up\" with her three times in this dick way. Think it's all okay now\n\nPost: I have a very close friend and I moved away. We would talk all the time and that's wh...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Wheat is my Lieberman
Love Day9. I think my SO even has a crush on him, which is why she will never be invited to accompany me to an MLG (he's a Zerg player, after all). But Wheat... meh. Day does just as great with Chill and Husky. Wheat's a good caster and fun to watch, but I'm just not a huge fan. Am I alone in this? The more I l...
Love Day9. I think my SO even has a crush on him, which is why she will never be invited to accompany me to an MLG (he's a Zerg player, after all). But Wheat... meh. Day does just as great with Chill and Husky. Wheat's a good caster and fun to watch, but I'm just not a huge fan. Am I alone in this? The more I l...
[ "Summary: learn to macro. Easier said than done.\n\nPost: That's called \"early pressure\". In team games, whoever combines armies and attacks an isolated army first will win. Nothing you can do about that. It's just the nature of the game. \n The good news is that the defenders should have an advantage in both...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I want to know how much could I sell a handmade polymer clay chess set consisting of three distinctive teams (48 pieces total) for. It is based off of a popular video game coming out this summer, and would have realistically detailed painted figures.
I have had the idea for a wile to make a chess set out of polymer clay painted with acrylic or oil. This year I am finally making it my summer project to start and finish it, and I am beginning to look into materials. My question for the reddit art community is this: How much do you think a handmade chess set would go ...
I have had the idea for a wile to make a chess set out of polymer clay painted with acrylic or oil. This year I am finally making it my summer project to start and finish it, and I am beginning to look into materials. My question for the reddit art community is this: How much do you think a handmade chess set would go ...
[ "Summary: Get more smaller containers.\n\nPost: Get smaller tubs? The flat, stackable kind are good because you won't have to dig down to the bottom. They can fit under a bed, or stack to take up more room in a closet. Depending on how much stuff you have, get a tub for each activity and then you can just grab the ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post chrysler products suck and they can all go choke on a dick. Also, know your back stories before you think you know everything. P.s. I didnt buy this car.
420a I4 when eagle was a 50/50 company with chrysler and mitsubishi was more than heavily influenced by mitsubishi. Partially due to Chryslers problem with competing with japanese brand motors and there following. During this time period Chrysler unfortunately took some bad advice and partnered with the wromg jap compa...
420a I4 when eagle was a 50/50 company with chrysler and mitsubishi was more than heavily influenced by mitsubishi. Partially due to Chryslers problem with competing with japanese brand motors and there following. During this time period Chrysler unfortunately took some bad advice and partnered with the wromg jap compa...
[ "Summary: Threw a Pepsi at Sacha Baron Cohen \n \n It's a combo of my name, what I do, how I act, and what the bitches think of you.\n\nPost: I didn't particularly do anything In Borat that can really be noticed. One scene took place in my Hometown and I just happened to be at my first rodeo as a pre-teen with my d...
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Generate the content for a reddit post she MAY have something wrong and legitimately diagnosable, but 99% odds it's just a woman thing, bro.
A friendly reminder to everyone here to CALM DOWN. She's probably not a hoarder, probably not crazy and probably not a complete slob. She's probably just insecure enough to not want you to see it. My wife is this way. Our apartment looks fine, but she doesn't want people over. She thinks it reflects her ability as a wo...
A friendly reminder to everyone here to CALM DOWN. She's probably not a hoarder, probably not crazy and probably not a complete slob. She's probably just insecure enough to not want you to see it. My wife is this way. Our apartment looks fine, but she doesn't want people over. She thinks it reflects her ability as a wo...
[ "Summary: if he needs space from the church, let him have a little, God has everyone at different places at different times. if he's truly confused by some things, try the books and talking it out. either way, OP, don't put words in his mouth or attribute feelings like \"hate\" to him unless you are certain.\n\nPos...
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kekembas17
Generate the content for a reddit post brother in law covers chinese for me and gets a $40 tip at the same address that I delivered to just 2 days before for a $5 tip
I delivered to a new address on Friday night and as I was driving there it clicked that this was the mansion road I always wanted to go down but never had a delivery for. There are 4 houses on the road and they are over $1 million dollars ( mainly know this because a sign out at the entrance says ' LOT+HOUSE for $990K+...
I delivered to a new address on Friday night and as I was driving there it clicked that this was the mansion road I always wanted to go down but never had a delivery for. There are 4 houses on the road and they are over $1 million dollars ( mainly know this because a sign out at the entrance says ' LOT+HOUSE for $990K+...
[ "Summary: Just watch you shit at all times! And do not make it obvious your a tourist.\n\nPost: Seriously though...watch your shit. I was over for a 21 day tour through 4 countries and each city had their own hustlers. I had my wallet nearly taken 3 times. Craziest attempt was in Pisa.... \n First off they have str...
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Ciryandor
Generate the content for a reddit post BW oldies should love and tolerate the shit out of people just discovering BW.
I'd have to agree that it's hard to tell between SC2 players who are completely clueless but interested in BW versus the hardcore trolls who have nothing better to do; and as a BW watcher who dabbles in watching SC2 streams, I have to admire how tolerant many BW people are compared to the hostility one normally sees in...
I'd have to agree that it's hard to tell between SC2 players who are completely clueless but interested in BW versus the hardcore trolls who have nothing better to do; and as a BW watcher who dabbles in watching SC2 streams, I have to admire how tolerant many BW people are compared to the hostility one normally sees in...
[ "Summary: Tech to make the one base more efficient per resource used and facilitate a safe expansion is better than going tech to cheese ourselves in a TvT.\n\nPost: You're looking at it from a local perspective when it comes to teching up (since more people are actually getting to higher and more specialized educa...
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DoctorMcAstronaut
Generate the content for a reddit post Got called out, asked why I wasn't paying attention, told her.
I was a Computer Engineering major and I had a love for math, physics, logic, etc. but I absolutely abhorred chemistry, biology, anatomy, etc. I can't explain the dichotomy but I simply had no interest in things that weren't easily visualized. Fortunately, I was only required to take chemistry according to our engine...
I was a Computer Engineering major and I had a love for math, physics, logic, etc. but I absolutely abhorred chemistry, biology, anatomy, etc. I can't explain the dichotomy but I simply had no interest in things that weren't easily visualized. Fortunately, I was only required to take chemistry according to our engine...
[ "Summary: I've never shushed anyone in a theater.\n\nPost: I bottle up my rage until the point when the distraction becomes unbearable. I then unleash holy hell on the person. SHUT THE FUCK UP... JUST STOP SENDING AIR THROUGH YOUR FLAPPING MEAT LIPS YOU FUCKING MORONS! or something like that. This has happened to...
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MrOwnageQc
Generate the content for a reddit post Finally get the balls to speak to a beautiful girl, turns out she's awesome and get her number, then managed to lose her number while buying a fucking t-shirt.
First of all, i'm not very good at telling stories, plus english isn't my native language, so my appologizes for the lack of grammar :). Anyway.. I was on vacation at Hampton Beach, New-Hempshire. I was on the beach, enjoying a frozen yogurt and this beautiful girl walks by. There was a lot of nice looking girls on t...
First of all, i'm not very good at telling stories, plus english isn't my native language, so my appologizes for the lack of grammar :). Anyway.. I was on vacation at Hampton Beach, New-Hempshire. I was on the beach, enjoying a frozen yogurt and this beautiful girl walks by. There was a lot of nice looking girls on t...
[ "Summary: Not a scammer, but looks pretty suspicious.\n\nPost: But yeah, I wouldn't call him a scammer yet, but his account sure does look suspicious. He's been on reddit for 1 year and the only time he comments, it's on various trading sub-reddits, yet, he doesn't have any kind of reputation/flair on any of those....
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Generate the content for a reddit post but this really bothers me right now. We had a box of old CDs here that took away space for quite some time and didn't throw them away because we wanted to sell them, and he always asked me when I would finally find someone to seel them to. I coincidentally just did, and from that...
Hey /askMen/, I hope this is the right place. This may be more of a vent/rant, but I'm asking you anyhow. So my husband and me drove to the doctor today. Our day was somewhat stuffed with appointments, so we decided to arrive there early. When we approached the block, I mentioned that this side of the road was a "fee...
Hey /askMen/, I hope this is the right place. This may be more of a vent/rant, but I'm asking you anyhow. So my husband and me drove to the doctor today. Our day was somewhat stuffed with appointments, so we decided to arrive there early. When we approached the block, I mentioned that this side of the road was a "fee...
[ "Summary: I would recommend Baking Soda / Vinegar to anyone. It's cheap as fuck and makes your hair silky while requiring less washes.\n\nPost: I, for one, use baking soda and rinse with vinegar. It does what it's supposed to - cleaning my hair from dirt. \n Hair gets oily by itself, true. But commercial shampoo us...
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inourstars
Generate the content for a reddit post get it the fuck done.
Time will pass, and tomorrrow, next week, next month, or next year will come regardless of if you do something or not. You have no reason not to work out, or study, or whatever else it is you need to do, because next year is going to come anyway, and you may as well have made a change to make it, and yourself, better.
Time will pass, and tomorrrow, next week, next month, or next year will come regardless of if you do something or not. You have no reason not to work out, or study, or whatever else it is you need to do, because next year is going to come anyway, and you may as well have made a change to make it, and yourself, better.
[ "Summary: Move to Fredericton~. If you have any other questions that you'd like answered you can send me a PM and I'd be happy to answer them as best as I can.\n\nPost: I just moved from New Brunswick (where I lived all my life, I grew up in Miramichi, and then spent 5 years in Fredericton), to Vancouver in Septemb...
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elbiot
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't join the effing military
I'll probably get downvoted into oblivion but... Congratulations for being courageous. That particular quality is admirable. But sir was courageously following orders of very questionable ethics, and we exhault his courage while debasing the courage of the individuals trying to defend their country against invasion...
I'll probably get downvoted into oblivion but... Congratulations for being courageous. That particular quality is admirable. But sir was courageously following orders of very questionable ethics, and we exhault his courage while debasing the courage of the individuals trying to defend their country against invasion...
[ "Summary: somehow acquire possesion of the old email addresses you may have used to start the account and then request your password be sent to the address on file. Worked for me.\n\nPost: Don't know if it helps you, but I had a problem once where I started a blog and forgot about it. 2 years later it was still #1...
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Blobos
Generate the content for a reddit post Is there any way to stop my account from being routinely locked for security? Why is it happening?
It used to be a monthly thing, which I could sort of understand, because lots of emails and games etc make you reset your password every once in a while, but this is ridiculous. This week my account has been locked 3 times "for security reasons" while trying to play Hearthstone. I keep having to go through the tediou...
It used to be a monthly thing, which I could sort of understand, because lots of emails and games etc make you reset your password every once in a while, but this is ridiculous. This week my account has been locked 3 times "for security reasons" while trying to play Hearthstone. I keep having to go through the tediou...
[ "Summary: P will increasing my RAM and getting win7 increase my PCs power significantly?\n\nPost: First off, thanks SO much for the reply. \n I think I will look for a friend to give me win7 some time =) \n Umm CPU usage running on 30%-40%. Is that bad? =O \n I think my PC only has 2gb RAM total but when I checked ...
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Tibulu
Generate the content for a reddit post Salespeople of all trades will use creative financing to make the product appear cheaper, because they know that most people only care about being able to afford a certain monthly payment. Basically, if the financing begins to sound too good to be true, it most certainly is, and ...
Either way, this seminal piece is all anyone needs to read about buying a car, used or new. Those two articles should be required reading for high school students, as part of financial education. Explaining the Four Square technique would be a shock to a vast majority of the public. Case in point: My wife agreed ...
Either way, this seminal piece is all anyone needs to read about buying a car, used or new. Those two articles should be required reading for high school students, as part of financial education. Explaining the Four Square technique would be a shock to a vast majority of the public. Case in point: My wife agreed ...
[ "Summary: Many people hate CFLs. \n Many people are ignorant, willfully or otherwise. Those who are physically affected by fluorescent light have a legitimate claim, but that's about it.\n\nPost: The most common complaints are that they aren't dimmable \n Most CFL manufacturers now make dimmable versions. \n > man...
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Generate the content for a reddit post bad FO until 2009, external factors that we had no control over after GarPax era. Also, weather might be a factor but I kinda doubt that one has too much effect tbh. I also pretty firmly believe that the MJ thing is a stupid cop-out excuse that masks some of the potential real rea...
I think the Jordan thing is way wayyyyy blown out of proportion. I'll just run through a brief list of the FAs we've tried to pursue in the last several years and see if there's a common denominator: TMac: no clear explanation here but I think it's probably because he had the opportunity to make a big 3 with Hill and...
I think the Jordan thing is way wayyyyy blown out of proportion. I'll just run through a brief list of the FAs we've tried to pursue in the last several years and see if there's a common denominator: TMac: no clear explanation here but I think it's probably because he had the opportunity to make a big 3 with Hill and...
[ "Summary: is this: do you think Bron (or maybe Davis) should be MVP? if you do, then your opinion on this is perfectly valid and I won't argue. But if you think Harden or Curry should be MVP then honestly - and I mean no offense, but - I think you're a hypocrite, for the reasons stated above.\n\nPost: Kawhi deserve...
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lodhuvicus
Generate the content for a reddit post for this entire comment chain: prove your assertion that Obama has lied about pot , since it is not possible to lie by inaction. Obama not doing anything about DEA raids doesn't mean that he thinks pot is evil, it could mean many things. Occam's razor suggests that he has bigger ...
Your entire justification for the raids is that they're doing "highly immoral things", something you've substantiated nowhere. Most of the things on that list are highly immoral or fund organized crime in some way or another (the cartel's MO is increasingly becoming "grow in national parks", and a good portion of out...
Your entire justification for the raids is that they're doing "highly immoral things", something you've substantiated nowhere. Most of the things on that list are highly immoral or fund organized crime in some way or another (the cartel's MO is increasingly becoming "grow in national parks", and a good portion of out...
[ "Summary: science is based off of observations and assumptions, (good) geometry and arithmetic aren't. As such, the latter can \"prove\" while the former cannot, to put it simply.\n\nPost: For starters: there's no such thing as \"scientific fact.\" Fact is a proven statement built up from first principles into a co...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Most authors don't support WoWMatrix due to shady practices in the past, if you see any of my addons on it, it is illegally hosted without my permission.
WoWMatrix has a history of violating addon author rights with respect to copyright. They initially first created a client that downloaded addons from Curse/WowInterface directly - this was a problem because it bypassed the ad revenue on those websites, and essentially leeched bandwidth from those 2 sites, all the while...
WoWMatrix has a history of violating addon author rights with respect to copyright. They initially first created a client that downloaded addons from Curse/WowInterface directly - this was a problem because it bypassed the ad revenue on those websites, and essentially leeched bandwidth from those 2 sites, all the while...
[ "Summary: If you are buying a tablet/phablet to play HS, make sure it has at least 1 GB RAM.\n\nPost: About 10-15% battery used per hour of playing on iPad2/iPadAir2. This is par usage for any game that is driven by OpenGL. \n Completely no lag on the iPad Air 2, no crashes, no problems. \n Occasional slowdowns and...
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Generate the content for a reddit post When looking at a skill order ask yourself these questions: 1) What does the skill do? 2) What bonuses does leveling the skill give? 3) When do I use this skill most and why? 4) Do the bonuses gained by leveling the skill improve step 3? 5) What is my role's goal and how...
One thing to think about as a new player that follows a guide is why are they getting this skill over another. Sometimes they mention why, but never go into detail. I'm going to try to cover some reasoning behind it and how you can apply the thinking to your favorite champion. What I want you to think about when choo...
One thing to think about as a new player that follows a guide is why are they getting this skill over another. Sometimes they mention why, but never go into detail. I'm going to try to cover some reasoning behind it and how you can apply the thinking to your favorite champion. What I want you to think about when choo...
[ "Summary: my advice is try to help your team by ASKING them to cover a lane BEFORE they need to cover the lane as well as working on your own personal lane rotation.\n\nPost: When playing with my bronze/silver friends one of my biggest gripes is there completely shit at lane rotations. \n They'll go to a lane becau...
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Generate the content for a reddit post GW just seems very disrespectful to their fan base / income source and it's a huge turn-off.
Cheaper doesn't matter for the majority of people if it's still above their price level. Price relative to a similar product isn't a real discussion point anyway; when has anyone purchased a $250,000 sports car just because it's cheap compared to the $300,000 sports cars? GW is cheaper than something else that is even...
Cheaper doesn't matter for the majority of people if it's still above their price level. Price relative to a similar product isn't a real discussion point anyway; when has anyone purchased a $250,000 sports car just because it's cheap compared to the $300,000 sports cars? GW is cheaper than something else that is even...
[ "Summary: To answer your question: No.\n\nPost: Hopping on to your comment because the OP has left the building) \n I'll echo the following point: \n \n Watching movies at work was a bad idea. You have a professional perception to uphold and right now, especially to a white-collared old fart, you're looking suspic...
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thereddaikon
Generate the content for a reddit post you can have a lower clocked but more efficient processor work faster than a higher clocked but less efficient processor. Kind of like how the Core2Duos were faster than the preceding Pentium 4's even though they had lower clock speeds.
IT professional here. Clock frequency is not a hard set metric of performance. There are many factors that go in to determining the speed of a microprocessor. Normally MIPS and FLOPS are used to determine hardware agnostic performance. Think of clock speed as analogous to rpm on an engine in your car. Yes a Honda S2000...
IT professional here. Clock frequency is not a hard set metric of performance. There are many factors that go in to determining the speed of a microprocessor. Normally MIPS and FLOPS are used to determine hardware agnostic performance. Think of clock speed as analogous to rpm on an engine in your car. Yes a Honda S2000...
[ "Summary: People saying it can't be done don't understand how components in a computer talk to themselves.\n\nPost: That's not true at all. It's simply a simplified motherboard. All components in any computer have to connect to each other through a common bus. You see this on pc's and smartphones. Having a generic ...
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entertainman
Generate the content for a reddit post community fans need to expand their horizons. BBT is looked down upon by more than just Community fans.
As an arrested development fan I think 1) bbt is terrible but I'll still watch for some of the Penny/Leonard moments which can be redeeming (I hate the other 3 male leads) 2) community fans think way too highly of the show, some of it is awesome, some of it is terrible 3) modern family is like an awesome parody/clone ...
As an arrested development fan I think 1) bbt is terrible but I'll still watch for some of the Penny/Leonard moments which can be redeeming (I hate the other 3 male leads) 2) community fans think way too highly of the show, some of it is awesome, some of it is terrible 3) modern family is like an awesome parody/clone ...
[ "Summary: I do not believe Bernie is underrated. If anything it might be ever so slightly overrated.\n\nPost: 92% on Rotten Tomatoes]( \n[75 on Metacritic]( \n Nominated for Best Feature and Best Ensemble Performance at the 2012 Gotham Awards, and for Best Feature at the 2012 Independent Spirit Awards, while Black...
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bubblerboy18
Generate the content for a reddit post thc and CBD binds to receptors, one of which is your hippocampus, used for short term memory only! WHile smoking hinders new memories to be formed, It does not destroy old memories but in fact, preserves the. maybe why older smokers act like such kids haha
When you smoke, cannabinoids bind to your cb1 and cb2 receptors that are located all over your body. One of the receptor in your brain is located in the hippocampus, the part necessary for remembering things. It tampers with new memories and hinders them from being formed at an optimal level however, oddly enough it ...
When you smoke, cannabinoids bind to your cb1 and cb2 receptors that are located all over your body. One of the receptor in your brain is located in the hippocampus, the part necessary for remembering things. It tampers with new memories and hinders them from being formed at an optimal level however, oddly enough it ...
[ "Summary: I used to think what my parents taught me and until I started breaking the law and looking up the corruption on both sides I no longer associate with a political party well libertarian actually but who am I gonna vote for and the people that never have that life experience we do can never understand.\n\nP...
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guydawg
Generate the content for a reddit post generating $80k of income a year off $1 mil indefinitely is not really possible right now with any reliability.
uh yeah good luck with that 8% per year while drawing an income that said I agree with the notion that $1 million is still a lot of money. but you're looking at more in the 3-5% range right now. in a high interest rate environment you'd be able to make higher returns. putting all that money in an S&P500 index etf o...
uh yeah good luck with that 8% per year while drawing an income that said I agree with the notion that $1 million is still a lot of money. but you're looking at more in the 3-5% range right now. in a high interest rate environment you'd be able to make higher returns. putting all that money in an S&P500 index etf o...
[ "Summary: keep at it homie\n\nPost: my first time was with a girl who was my age, but she was not a virgin \n she had no problem getting my dick in there but I had no idea what to do after despite probably having 100 hrs of porn on my resume. she even asked \"was that your first time?\" after lol \n my second time ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I walked out when an interviewer asked how many parsecs it would take me to do the Kessel Run.
Back in mid-Spring, I was shopping around for a new job. I'm a Business Analyst... it's my job to make Microsoft Excel sing like Jimi Hendrix's guitar. I won't go into the details, but a co-worker asked me to whip her up a spreadsheet for a presentation once. Nine months later, she went out on maternity leave. Draw...
Back in mid-Spring, I was shopping around for a new job. I'm a Business Analyst... it's my job to make Microsoft Excel sing like Jimi Hendrix's guitar. I won't go into the details, but a co-worker asked me to whip her up a spreadsheet for a presentation once. Nine months later, she went out on maternity leave. Draw...
[ "Summary: Don't try to control the game. Draft an aggressive deck and punch him hard.\n\nPost: Sounds like you need to make your deck faster and/or more evasive. If Orzhov is killing you without needing to attack, that sounds like a game that's gone to turn 15 or longer. \n I suggest running 16+ creatures in Simi...
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Generate the content for a reddit post guy mistakes mole for tick and has it removed on camp out.
Story about moles - I was on a camping trip with the Boy Scouts (Venture scouts, they let girls in) when I was a teenager. So the leader had a lot of moles. His son was on the trip as well. We had all been in the woods that day and so we checked ourselves for ticks. So, the leader/dad finds one on his neck while we're ...
Story about moles - I was on a camping trip with the Boy Scouts (Venture scouts, they let girls in) when I was a teenager. So the leader had a lot of moles. His son was on the trip as well. We had all been in the woods that day and so we checked ourselves for ticks. So, the leader/dad finds one on his neck while we're ...
[ "Summary: My job makes me have anger issues and I fear I'll loose my job when I can no longer just let is all slide.\n\nPost: Every night I go to work I get so pissed off by my boss who refuses to enforce any regulations. Every night ends up with me doing my work along with the work of a few other people as well. I...
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dumbassbuffet
Generate the content for a reddit post SNES $$$$$ PC: $$
It's expensive to make any game, Even more so with cartridge based games. It's also more complicated to write code for these machines (I believe Everything is in Assembly). It's just so much easier to make a game on the PC that uses the SNES's Style (a really dedicated team would even try to emulate the limitations of...
It's expensive to make any game, Even more so with cartridge based games. It's also more complicated to write code for these machines (I believe Everything is in Assembly). It's just so much easier to make a game on the PC that uses the SNES's Style (a really dedicated team would even try to emulate the limitations of...
[ "Summary: Guy rudely points out HR leader's hypocrisy, get's two week suspension\n\nPost: some guy I know (arrogant prick) was at some sort of presentation in a school gymnasium. before it started, he snuck out to go and get a blizzard from the dairy queen across the street. \n he comes back and is stopped at the d...
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defyingsanity
Generate the content for a reddit post Depends on field, but the second one is more likely.
I think it might depend on what kind of paper you're writing. A few research papers I've written for humanities classes (specifically history and literature classes) have been of the former type you listed (for/against a topic; i.e. "this is my interpretation of this scene from Hamlet and this is why I think it's valid...
I think it might depend on what kind of paper you're writing. A few research papers I've written for humanities classes (specifically history and literature classes) have been of the former type you listed (for/against a topic; i.e. "this is my interpretation of this scene from Hamlet and this is why I think it's valid...
[ "Summary: You should decide what type of masters degree you want and get the appropriate experience to add to what you have.\n\nPost: What is your plan with your masters? Do you plan on going into industry afterwards or into academia? There are usually two types of engineering masters offered: the MS (which is a re...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I never said they werent going to fix maps. Just said I think it would be better to fix maps then fix items instead of fixing items and then fixing maps. To me, making the entire game playable to the entire playerbase should be #1 priority.
I never said about their intentions? Its safe to assume that both the item fix and the map fixes arent coming at the same time. I said, rather then fix map issues first and nerf items second, they are going to nerf items first and fix maps second....That is all I said in my post. Some of the maps dont work, other map...
I never said about their intentions? Its safe to assume that both the item fix and the map fixes arent coming at the same time. I said, rather then fix map issues first and nerf items second, they are going to nerf items first and fix maps second....That is all I said in my post. Some of the maps dont work, other map...
[ "Summary: Graph shows response rate, the average for ALL site messages is the baseline in the graph. The second set of paragraphs tells you how often the basic \"religious terminology\" come up every 10,00 messages. The two are NOT directly related to each other. IE: one doesnt influence the other.\n\nPost: So to e...
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Generate the content for a reddit post keep looking, could find a better one for that money.
Yah it's a bit on the ugly side, and it doesn't have A/C (I know it's a luxury). I was looking at tra-kicks a few months ago, and I think you could find one in better condition for maybe a touch more expensive. Also some of his crucial gages don't work. I also doubt a 92 only has 88k miles looking like that, I would ...
Yah it's a bit on the ugly side, and it doesn't have A/C (I know it's a luxury). I was looking at tra-kicks a few months ago, and I think you could find one in better condition for maybe a touch more expensive. Also some of his crucial gages don't work. I also doubt a 92 only has 88k miles looking like that, I would ...
[ "Summary: Subway is not getting their apron and shirt back from me\n\nPost: This isn't really a last day of work story but It fits. \n Recently I got a second job, to augment my hours being cut at the subway I worked at. (They couldn't trust their pot smoking closers to do their job because they were stealing 5lb...
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onlyvotes
Generate the content for a reddit post a completely corrupt piece full of white knightery, that doesn't even make a point beyond that, while sexy females are ok, there is "too much", again, no qualification on that claim.
Exactly. This is like a vegan tearing apart a cookery book for having a near exclusivity on non-vegan produce. It isn't for you. Just because you are vegan, doesn't mean that cookery books that aren't for vegans are discriminating. These comics aren't for the author. It is the most imbecilic and privileged audaci...
Exactly. This is like a vegan tearing apart a cookery book for having a near exclusivity on non-vegan produce. It isn't for you. Just because you are vegan, doesn't mean that cookery books that aren't for vegans are discriminating. These comics aren't for the author. It is the most imbecilic and privileged audaci...
[ "Summary: Thank the lord you're our nigger and watch more LouisCK amirite and join /r/circlejerk, give less fucks, and be glad that we're over racism on here, and just like to poke fun at it!\n\nPost: Humor, or attempts at: \n Making fun of disabled, making fun of the french, blacks, asians, english, whites, americ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post the "Lawful-Chaotic" axis of the alignment grid isn't about morality, and only in the most basic of interpretations is it just about whether or not you obey the law. it's a common misconception.
Lawful" in the alignment system isn't really meaning that you always follow the law; it just means that you are an organized person who is very methodical and disciplined. "Lawful" people tend to have a very structured decision-making process, respect positions of authority, etc. in the same way, "Chaotic" doesn't me...
Lawful" in the alignment system isn't really meaning that you always follow the law; it just means that you are an organized person who is very methodical and disciplined. "Lawful" people tend to have a very structured decision-making process, respect positions of authority, etc. in the same way, "Chaotic" doesn't me...
[ "Summary: i can afford all the games i want now, through Steam sales, and the 7th grader in me has never been so happy\n\nPost: We all had that friend in our youth who got every single game to come out on the N64, but this was the first time I could do this. \n i can really sympathize with this line. my parents act...
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quirky2000
Generate the content for a reddit post your chat window should say ' You must wait before you can issue more pings ' several times over.
If you plan on initiating, you need to spam the 'I'm on my way' several times a couple of seconds before you actually engage. This will give your team mates time to react to your call. If you have a specific target that you want to lock down, then after the spam ping the actual champion to show your intention. People...
If you plan on initiating, you need to spam the 'I'm on my way' several times a couple of seconds before you actually engage. This will give your team mates time to react to your call. If you have a specific target that you want to lock down, then after the spam ping the actual champion to show your intention. People...
[ "Summary: Play her top lane. She isn't suited for an ADC role.\n\nPost: She's only considered suboptimal as an ADC because, ignoring the bugs that have been plaguing her since release, her kit isn't built to fulfil the long-ranged auto attacking champion your team requires. Not only is her auto range on the low sid...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Garen ult is either bugged or the range is too small and needs to be increased because it barely ever successfully lands regardless of proximity and spamming.
I'm not sure if this is a bug since his VU or if it's been like this since forever (I've never bothered to remember), but I can be up the ass of an enemy champ as I chase and I'm just unable to activate that R as if I'm not in range. I'll die each time because I end up over chasing from just trying to land that ult w...
I'm not sure if this is a bug since his VU or if it's been like this since forever (I've never bothered to remember), but I can be up the ass of an enemy champ as I chase and I'm just unable to activate that R as if I'm not in range. I'll die each time because I end up over chasing from just trying to land that ult w...
[ "Summary: Yeah, exactly. I still have to cover quite a few things in the game. Here's one more for an idea. There's a Pokemon named Feebas which can only be found in 6 tiles on a certain route in Gen 3. These tiles change randomly. Also, to evolve it, you need to max out its Beauty stat first (in gen 3 and 4 you ca...
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Bardlar
Generate the content for a reddit post Guy with legitimate road rage tried to crowbar me, so I trolled him to the police station. EDIT: My grammar goes to shit after 3 AM
I accidentally cut a guy off one night while I was dropping my friends off at their respective places. He followed me, and stopped while I stopped. I drove all over town with my buddy, trying to evade this guy (honestly I can't say I didn't enjoy the adrenaline). After twenty minutes, I slipped in behind a plaza and wa...
I accidentally cut a guy off one night while I was dropping my friends off at their respective places. He followed me, and stopped while I stopped. I drove all over town with my buddy, trying to evade this guy (honestly I can't say I didn't enjoy the adrenaline). After twenty minutes, I slipped in behind a plaza and wa...
[ "Summary: The ocean is a giant clusterfuck and searching it is very costly to humans and the environment.\n\nPost: The moon's terrain is predictable; pretty similar all around, and also much smaller in surface area, and although more expensive to get to, is arguably easier to traverse. Also, it's not like we can ju...
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The_Real_DeFalco
Generate the content for a reddit post What are good ways to develop control while synthesizing sounds? I'm very fascinated by the fact that i can create new materials in the sonic world that we cant currently create in the tactile world. And pls dont suggest "tutorial videos." I'm not a complete beginner. I just want ...
for those of you who arent familiar with SOPHIE, refer to [this interview]( take a look at his response to the last question: > I synthesize all sounds except for vocals using raw waveforms and different synthesis methods as opposed to using samples. This means considering the physical properties of materials and h...
for those of you who arent familiar with SOPHIE, refer to [this interview]( take a look at his response to the last question: > I synthesize all sounds except for vocals using raw waveforms and different synthesis methods as opposed to using samples. This means considering the physical properties of materials and h...
[ "Summary: I chose DeFalco as my stage name to honor my biological father\n\nPost: While my mom was still pregnant with me, my biological father was killed by a drunk driver in a car accident. \n I was born with his last name, \"DeFalco.\" \n Later on, when I was around 5 years old, my mom fell in love with a new ma...
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agentlame
Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck you, you fucking self-righteous prick.
OK, dude... let's go over this. First: >Why would you go digging for a news article about this? No digging was involved. I literally selected OP's text searched it. Next: >This is why we can't have nice things, reddit. Yeah, nice things like someone posting the story of a tragic and meaningless death. >Y...
OK, dude... let's go over this. First: >Why would you go digging for a news article about this? No digging was involved. I literally selected OP's text searched it. Next: >This is why we can't have nice things, reddit. Yeah, nice things like someone posting the story of a tragic and meaningless death. >Y...
[ "Summary: dangerous fugitive on lamb because he forgot it was his birthday three years ago.\n\nPost: I've had an outstanding ticket in Cuyahoga Falls for expired tags for about three-years. \n I live in Cleveland, and do not require a car, so I've never taken the time to have someone drive me to BFE to pay a ticket...
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Deceptichum
Generate the content for a reddit post Astroturfing and sockpuppetry are apart of the Internet from civil groups, to corporations and governments. Everyone does it. Reddit is one of the largest Western social platforms, it's a no-brainer for people to target this site to promote what they want.
Here's]( a Wiki article about Russias stuff. I can't provide you with anything solid for Russia because I'm less familiar with their stuff. What I can say is that [America]( has one, [Britain has one]( China has not [one]( but [two]( and if you think Russia doesn't, well you're frankly crazy. > So people are doing...
Here's]( a Wiki article about Russias stuff. I can't provide you with anything solid for Russia because I'm less familiar with their stuff. What I can say is that [America]( has one, [Britain has one]( China has not [one]( but [two]( and if you think Russia doesn't, well you're frankly crazy. > So people are doing...
[ "Summary: Star Wars is rather clear (Vader/Lando mix this up a bit) in who are the protagonists and antagonists but who is good and evil is not clear.\n\nPost: Well I agree with that part, he's certainly portrayed as an antagonist. The problem is you can tell the story from any perspective and have a good vs bad na...
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Kishara
Generate the content for a reddit post Dean kills Cain & becomes a demon, then perhaps Sam cures him but magically lives, and naturally Crowley is up to something.
Crowley and Dean's episode has got us all thinking about the ramifications of Dean obtaining the Mark of Cain. A few of us are hypothesizing that the Mark will ultimately cause Dean to become a demon. From there our theories diverge into wild speculations. After thinking on it a few days and researching the lore a bi...
Crowley and Dean's episode has got us all thinking about the ramifications of Dean obtaining the Mark of Cain. A few of us are hypothesizing that the Mark will ultimately cause Dean to become a demon. From there our theories diverge into wild speculations. After thinking on it a few days and researching the lore a bi...
[ "Summary: No.\n\nPost: I cannot agree with that because it's implementation in any iteration would open the doors to abuse. Justice must remain blind. Everyone is innocent until they are proven guilty by a court of law. Regardless of how we feel about it, that is how the system works. The system imo is still quite ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Author fakes reading of Austrian titles, offers critique on things he doesn't understand, thinks Austrians and Republicans are BFFs.
Sooooo...the author is trying to tie Austrian economics with the Republican party. Because...Republicans have practiced or preached Austrian economics...never? And when have Austrians, who are old-school liberals, ever been considered conservatives? Was Thomas Jefferson a conservative now? I can't tell anymore. I g...
Sooooo...the author is trying to tie Austrian economics with the Republican party. Because...Republicans have practiced or preached Austrian economics...never? And when have Austrians, who are old-school liberals, ever been considered conservatives? Was Thomas Jefferson a conservative now? I can't tell anymore. I g...
[ "Summary: Libertarian ideals do not readily compress into sound bites, which people are expecting.\n\nPost: A dozen or so reasons. \n 1.) Libertarians are more principally motivated than other ideologies / parties. So when someone from a racial minority asks what we are going to do for them, the answer is typically...
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SirPeterODactyl
Generate the content for a reddit post we cant practically populate the whole world like this.
I'm not a hippy but here's my 2 cents on this. this 'city' is not entirely a closed system. people could go in and out, food comes in, drainage goes out, electricity they steal from outside etc. Now, if the whole world was like this, where do we get our resources from? (inb4 moon/mars/intergalactic trading system). s...
I'm not a hippy but here's my 2 cents on this. this 'city' is not entirely a closed system. people could go in and out, food comes in, drainage goes out, electricity they steal from outside etc. Now, if the whole world was like this, where do we get our resources from? (inb4 moon/mars/intergalactic trading system). s...
[ "Summary: It's also practical to take notes on paper during the wet lab sessions than use an electronic device.\n\nPost: This. \n In addition, my area of research often involves working with microbial and chemical contaminants (if an accident happens, you can deal with contaminated paper easier than with contaminat...
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gentlemanofleisure
Generate the content for a reddit post adopt the attitude that you are the sexiest man alive.
imagine you are the strongest, sexiest man alive. keep that image in your mind the whole time you are with her. be that man, act like him, talk like him, fuck like him. if you believe it so will she. at first she will laugh a bit because it's new, stay firm. you know she likes you like that so there's nothing to ...
imagine you are the strongest, sexiest man alive. keep that image in your mind the whole time you are with her. be that man, act like him, talk like him, fuck like him. if you believe it so will she. at first she will laugh a bit because it's new, stay firm. you know she likes you like that so there's nothing to ...
[ "Summary: step one - hang out and have fun\nstep 2 - be cool let him come to you\nstep 3 - profit or cut your losses\n\nPost: relationships are a bit like fishing. when you want to catch a fish you can't just dive in the water and grab one because it will swim away. you need to attract it towards you with bait an...
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harmonylion
Generate the content for a reddit post We often see movies to escape, to be fooled into thinking we're in a different and equally-mysterious world -- not to appreciate the art of performance.
I think it's a modern thing. I grew up in a classical music family, and opera plots tend to be very similar and rarely surprising. Similarly, everyone knows how classic Broadway plays end, yet we see them anyway. It's about the performance. Yet, most of us don't go to movies to see the acting . We go in order to esc...
I think it's a modern thing. I grew up in a classical music family, and opera plots tend to be very similar and rarely surprising. Similarly, everyone knows how classic Broadway plays end, yet we see them anyway. It's about the performance. Yet, most of us don't go to movies to see the acting . We go in order to esc...
[ "Summary: I agree with you, but given that the article uses \"but the train would fall off the track at the top of the loop\" as a reason why it won't work, it sounds like those wheels could make a difference.\n\nPost: I'm pretty sure those are just for safety \n They are, but they do fulfill a function other than ...
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BonzoTheBoss
Generate the content for a reddit post I don't think the MACOs from Enterprise would have been discarded once the Federation was established, but rather their training and expertise was integrated into Starfleet itself as the "Starfleet Security" division. These are the security teams we see aboard starships, and per...
I think the writers strayed away from formally introducing a "Starfleet Marine Corps" or "Federation Army" during the Dominion War because the underlying philosophy behind Star Trek has always been one of humanity overcoming "base" flaws such as war and embracing peaceful exploration and co-existence. This of course da...
I think the writers strayed away from formally introducing a "Starfleet Marine Corps" or "Federation Army" during the Dominion War because the underlying philosophy behind Star Trek has always been one of humanity overcoming "base" flaws such as war and embracing peaceful exploration and co-existence. This of course da...
[ "Summary: The monarchy isn't as oppressive or undemocratic as some people believe. She reigns because we let her, and on balance we make more off of her than she scrounges from us.\n\nPost: How much does the monarchy cost? \n The government pays the Queen and her consort the sum of approximately £40 Million a year....
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Ethylenediamine
Generate the content for a reddit post Tried to cook instant noodles in a beaker with a hotplate, broke it, and got away with it.
I was hungry one day during study hall in a chemistry room. The teacher was trying to teach me (the other students were sick) some chemistry to augment my knowledge of chemistry and brought out a box of brand new glassware. For some reason, I had the bright idea to ask if I could use one. He gave me a beaker and told ...
I was hungry one day during study hall in a chemistry room. The teacher was trying to teach me (the other students were sick) some chemistry to augment my knowledge of chemistry and brought out a box of brand new glassware. For some reason, I had the bright idea to ask if I could use one. He gave me a beaker and told ...
[ "Summary: Greedy supervisor fires a very good associate because supervisor wasn't getting a big enough bonus.\n\nPost: A friend of mine didn't sell enough plans and was fired just for that. The retail chain has a setup where the more plans the store sells the bigger the bonus for the supervisor. He came to work whe...
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BigSlowTarget
Generate the content for a reddit post Turn all the lights on/off = relatively easy, turn a selection of the lights on/off = hard, interfacing with existing electronics = probably hard
This is a major project, probably better suited to a dedicated system but you could theoretically do it with Arduinos. The issues you are going to run into will be varied and multiple, starting with reverse engineering voltages, communications protocols, lighting networks, electrical load balancing, safety elements on ...
This is a major project, probably better suited to a dedicated system but you could theoretically do it with Arduinos. The issues you are going to run into will be varied and multiple, starting with reverse engineering voltages, communications protocols, lighting networks, electrical load balancing, safety elements on ...
[ "Summary: Looks like it's illegal to play baseball in Lincoln Nebraska.\n\nPost: 9.36.050 Discharge of Weapons and Other Instruments Unlawful. \n It shall be unlawful for any person, except as provided in this chapter, to fire or discharge,\nwithin the corporate limits, or on any property of the City of Lincoln out...
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mattmu13
Generate the content for a reddit post Accidentally sent a woman in the wrong direction because her additional information made me not check my phone.
I was asked directions yesterday to a place I don't know. As I was about to get my phone out to check the location she said it was by the Tesco Express, but not the one in the centre of Birmingham (New Street), so I put my phone away and directed her to the one by M&S and Moor St station, as that's the other one I know...
I was asked directions yesterday to a place I don't know. As I was about to get my phone out to check the location she said it was by the Tesco Express, but not the one in the centre of Birmingham (New Street), so I put my phone away and directed her to the one by M&S and Moor St station, as that's the other one I know...
[ "Summary: called my sister fat.\n\nPost: I was having a meal out with my sister. She's a big girl. I ended up having the steak and it had some gristle around the edge. I wasn't going to eat it so my sister asked if I could save it for her cat. I passed it over to her & she wrapped it in a napkin & put it on the sid...
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Throwaway4MyThrowawy
Generate the content for a reddit post My friends and I teased an ex friend for being mean to me back in middle school, she never forgave me, and then she killed herself when we were in college due to emotional problems. I'm not sure if I was a part of it, but I just have a bad feeling I might.
Before you read this: Don't judge me. I used to be friends with this moody girl back in middle school ages ago. She was nice, but I can tell she had some problems. Me and my best friend were very nice to her but she would always snap on us occasionally or just be a bitch. One day she did something stupid to offend me...
Before you read this: Don't judge me. I used to be friends with this moody girl back in middle school ages ago. She was nice, but I can tell she had some problems. Me and my best friend were very nice to her but she would always snap on us occasionally or just be a bitch. One day she did something stupid to offend me...
[ "Summary: Got stood up at junior prom, a douchey football player tried to cheat on me with my cousin and then proceeded to beat me up when confronted about it.\n\nPost: Dating humiliation? Dating humiliation? That' basically what I specialize in. My date left me before the last dance at junior prom. I dated a dou...
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jgortner
Generate the content for a reddit post What game would you use to demonstrate the full graphical power to someone in the graphics industry that could identify advanced graphics ideologies implemented? Thanks!
Hi all, Just wanted to get a fun debate rolling regarding the visual capabilities of the PS4. There are plenty of gorgeous games out there, but to someone in the industry that has a keen eye for effects - sprites, anti-aliasing, lighting, etc. (I don't know all of the graphics nomenclature) - which are the top games ...
Hi all, Just wanted to get a fun debate rolling regarding the visual capabilities of the PS4. There are plenty of gorgeous games out there, but to someone in the industry that has a keen eye for effects - sprites, anti-aliasing, lighting, etc. (I don't know all of the graphics nomenclature) - which are the top games ...
[ "Summary: Since you can chuck a card for a resource OR for TWO (read: 2) more cards once a turn bad hands are always possible to mitigate into good hands.\n\nPost: Honestly you can mitigate a bad hand very easily through the natural mechanics of the game. This eliminates the band-aid fix of having a bad hand and ne...
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ClandestineMovah
Generate the content for a reddit post I need to know when reputation changes are calculated so I know when its best to approach the board for upgrades.
So I'm playing a Gibraltar save and aside money, reputation is the hardest thing to get a hold of. I'm trying to find out when the reputation change happens because I've checked FMRTE several times this season and it's remained at about 1500. I need it to get to around 2200. I know because the last time I needed a cl...
So I'm playing a Gibraltar save and aside money, reputation is the hardest thing to get a hold of. I'm trying to find out when the reputation change happens because I've checked FMRTE several times this season and it's remained at about 1500. I need it to get to around 2200. I know because the last time I needed a cl...
[ "Summary: You're talking out your arse.\n\nPost: Ok, let's break this down. \n <snip> \n > I downvoted you because the rest of your comment was pure shitposting, \n Ok by the definition of [Urban Dictionary] ( it's neither 1, 2, or 3. \n 1: The failure to make a constructive post \n My post was constructive. \n 2:...
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Jo3M3tal
Generate the content for a reddit post My life for Aiur!
Zealot drops are cheaper, better, easier, and can be used at all stages of the game. Why cheaper? Well you might lose the zealots because they need to stick around to do the damage (compare to just burning energy on ht) but you normally have extra minerals anyway. Protoss players would love to go gas heavy compos...
Zealot drops are cheaper, better, easier, and can be used at all stages of the game. Why cheaper? Well you might lose the zealots because they need to stick around to do the damage (compare to just burning energy on ht) but you normally have extra minerals anyway. Protoss players would love to go gas heavy compos...
[ "Summary: spending your bank isn't as important as making the money\n\nPost: The most important of all is getting your probes up and running as fast as possible. \n If your income is 10% lower than it should be, you can't ever build as many units as the other guy. No matter how good your sq is, he will always be a...
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Generate the content for a reddit post A Dexter vs. Deborah showdown to the death was what this show has been leading up to for the entire series. By this failed attempt, the tension loses all it's weight. Deb no longer serves dramatic purpose.
Deb's wasted the only real power she had -- the chance to off Dexter. The entirety of Dexter has been leading up to the showdown between misguided good and properly guided evil. Turns out it was a splash. Deborah can no longer attempt to kill Dexter without seeming cheeky, flip-floppy, redundant. Where can Deb go now...
Deb's wasted the only real power she had -- the chance to off Dexter. The entirety of Dexter has been leading up to the showdown between misguided good and properly guided evil. Turns out it was a splash. Deborah can no longer attempt to kill Dexter without seeming cheeky, flip-floppy, redundant. Where can Deb go now...
[ "Summary: Friend easily hops across river rocks. Second friend follows, not so easily.\n\nPost: When we went down to Costa Rica, we went off the beaten path to smoke a blunt and eat lunch by the river. The river was about 20 feet across with large rocks jutting out of the gushing stream. We dared our friend to jump...
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PissedOnBible
Generate the content for a reddit post fuck Verizon for not having the Nexus 6 months after release.
Does your source have any reasoning as to why Verizon is 4 months and counting behind the competition? This is fucking ridiculous. Delay a flagship Android device, one developed to showcase Loli and insure the user gets timely updates? Why? Why the fuck would Verizon deny their customers the opportunity to own a devic...
Does your source have any reasoning as to why Verizon is 4 months and counting behind the competition? This is fucking ridiculous. Delay a flagship Android device, one developed to showcase Loli and insure the user gets timely updates? Why? Why the fuck would Verizon deny their customers the opportunity to own a devic...
[ "Summary: I hate bots too but they are a part of sneaker buying now unfortunately. The post doesn't violate any rules so I can't delete it.\n\nPost: My personal principles tell me bots suck. I don't like them. Full disclosure, I was given a few but I'm fortunate enough to have a guy who gets me my kicks. I'm alway...
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Wisdom_from_the_Ages
Generate the content for a reddit post How do you feel about intellectual property rights? Would you deem sharing a favorite strip as fair use, since it certainly helps "brand recognition"?
Speaking of Larson, he is one notably 100% anti-letting people share his work on the internet. I feel this is a mistake and has caused millions to miss out on his humor... I noticed there's a strip of yours at the top of the comments, and I also noticed you didn't respond, but it's still there so I assume you're somewh...
Speaking of Larson, he is one notably 100% anti-letting people share his work on the internet. I feel this is a mistake and has caused millions to miss out on his humor... I noticed there's a strip of yours at the top of the comments, and I also noticed you didn't respond, but it's still there so I assume you're somewh...
[ "Summary: This is my go-to for comfort food after a long and shitty day. It takes me 20 minutes from prep to plate and there's almost no mess to clean. It's also delicious. Calzones are also very doable in the toaster oven. If you don't have a toaster oven, get one. These same recipes would take 40 minutes in an ov...
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rand486
Generate the content for a reddit post During double leg shots, why does my head occasionally smash into rigid training partners, and pinch a nerve in my neck?
BJJ guy here (sorry!). I've been taking a lot of wrestling classes for the last several months, and one of my stronger takedowns is the double leg (turning the corner style, not power through). However, I'm finding on certain people, my head smashes into their stomach funny, and I've hurt my neck/shoulder a few time...
BJJ guy here (sorry!). I've been taking a lot of wrestling classes for the last several months, and one of my stronger takedowns is the double leg (turning the corner style, not power through). However, I'm finding on certain people, my head smashes into their stomach funny, and I've hurt my neck/shoulder a few time...
[ "Summary: Life seems intent on keeping me away from the gym. LET ME TRANE UFC OR SOMETHING!\n\nPost: I had to take a few months off because of financial & work issues. \n Then just as I came back, I injured my ribs, and had to stay away for another 3-4 weeks. \n Then I blew out my ankle at one of the first wrestli...
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Radioactive24
Generate the content for a reddit post I feel really apathetic about doing NoFap and I'm not sure I need it. Is this worth it for me?
With the way that /r/nofap has been turning lately (and by all means, it's a good direction), I've started to question if it's really worth it for me to do this. I never really had ED, maybe issues with not being able to maintain an erection for long periods, but not anything that was worrisome, and I never got into ...
With the way that /r/nofap has been turning lately (and by all means, it's a good direction), I've started to question if it's really worth it for me to do this. I never really had ED, maybe issues with not being able to maintain an erection for long periods, but not anything that was worrisome, and I never got into ...
[ "Summary: it's A. The cube would have to have momentum/energy in an upwards direction as well as the orange portal to have any movement aside from sliding down the slope, which would just be gravity and the fact that it can no longer go back through the blue to exit orange due to there not being room for it due to ...
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netpastor
Generate the content for a reddit post read it all.
if you come here to work, and come in on a tourist visa, you'll be working "en negro" or under the table and be an illegal worker. you have no job security that way, but you don't pay any taxes and can fly under the radar for a while. if you are here as a permanent resident and legal to work, you can register with the ...
if you come here to work, and come in on a tourist visa, you'll be working "en negro" or under the table and be an illegal worker. you have no job security that way, but you don't pay any taxes and can fly under the radar for a while. if you are here as a permanent resident and legal to work, you can register with the ...
[ "Summary: i have first-hand experience with this evil. almost ran face first into it at night in bolivia.\n\nPost: i'm late to the show, but i almost walked right into one of these in the pre-andes of southern bolivia . my buddy tilted his up for some reason and the light reflected on a thousand glittering strands...
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Wyzack
Generate the content for a reddit post Drow sorceress enslaves civilisation of lizardfolk, when she dies they all lose their minds and commit suicide. So reddit, what are yours?
Warning, mine is extremely lengthy. I'll start. In my 3rd campain the party was questing after a collection of artifacts thought to be capable of destroying the world. To obtain one they ended up venturing to a great dwarven city. Upon arrival the dwarves informed them that it had been stolen in a raid by a neighbori...
Warning, mine is extremely lengthy. I'll start. In my 3rd campain the party was questing after a collection of artifacts thought to be capable of destroying the world. To obtain one they ended up venturing to a great dwarven city. Upon arrival the dwarves informed them that it had been stolen in a raid by a neighbori...
[ "Summary: I think i might be an evil dm\n\nPost: Start making bad things happen. Abberations tear through the thin barrier of reality and lay waste to cities and towns. Have things begin to go to hell, slightly at first, then more and more significantly. And if they right up until the end still refuse to do a damn ...
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Dicethrower
Generate the content for a reddit post First time drunk, vomited on a school's playground, destroyed some of my parent's property without consciously registering it, fell asleep on the toilet, parents unhinge the bathroom door, vomit over my mother as she tried to get me in bed.
I've only been drunk twice and both were in the same week due to free open bars. Anyway, the very first time I was drunk was a really bad one. I apparently vomited on a school yard that was right next to the sports bar where the party was. When I went home I destroyed the 'flap' of my parent's caravan power inlet into ...
I've only been drunk twice and both were in the same week due to free open bars. Anyway, the very first time I was drunk was a really bad one. I apparently vomited on a school yard that was right next to the sports bar where the party was. When I went home I destroyed the 'flap' of my parent's caravan power inlet into ...
[ "Summary: My cat used to go to another house to play with other cats from the neighborhood.\n\nPost: There's always a reason. Your radiator might go on or something, there's another cat that usually makes it route near your cats house, your cat might have a secret second family, etc. \n One time I noticed that, dur...
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ot1s_f1r3fly
Generate the content for a reddit post Read before you debate.
THIS TEMPORARY bill is clean of the immigration part """Democrats have conspired to block that bill for the last several weeks, given that it currently includes language to defund Obama’s immigration action.""" I pasted the part that destroys your argument on here along with cited sources.....AGAIN. You really sh...
THIS TEMPORARY bill is clean of the immigration part """Democrats have conspired to block that bill for the last several weeks, given that it currently includes language to defund Obama’s immigration action.""" I pasted the part that destroys your argument on here along with cited sources.....AGAIN. You really sh...
[ "Summary: Boko Harraam is currently doing what you are trying to declare that Africans have never done and the history of Africa is full of enslavement and genocide.(but we both know that only evil white men practice slavery) LMAO!!!\n\nPost: Sure buddy. \n You are obviously ignorant of the Barbary coast slave trad...
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adamthrash
Generate the content for a reddit post best friend thinks she's going to hell; doesn't care. Knows Christianity is right, but doesn't care enough to do anything about it. Previously professed faith and baptized, has given evidence of salvation, in my opinion. How can I talk to her about giving God another chance? I c...
My friend used to be extremely excited for God. She wanted to live for Him. She witnessed to her friends, who were not believers, and I remember hearing her describe the fiery excitement she felt at doing so. Lately, however, she's slipped away. She has problems accepting God. She went through a lot of bad stuff as a...
My friend used to be extremely excited for God. She wanted to live for Him. She witnessed to her friends, who were not believers, and I remember hearing her describe the fiery excitement she felt at doing so. Lately, however, she's slipped away. She has problems accepting God. She went through a lot of bad stuff as a...
[ "Summary: Things wouldn't be the same if Jesus had married and had children.\n\nPost: Assuming everything else stayed the same, then yeah, things would definitely be different. First, Jesus would have been a poor example of a father - he ascended, leaving behind his friends. If he'd had a family, he'd have abandone...
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jimmick
Generate the content for a reddit post People think I'm weird because I hate baked potatoes but love roast potatoes.
Yay, I get to be a minecraft hipster! Back in Minecraft's obscure, and in my opinion, more pure and less sellout days , the pre-two million sales days, the golden age bla bla bla Anyway, there used to be fairly common holes in the bedrock, underneath which was the void, the big blue or whatever. If you fell in y...
Yay, I get to be a minecraft hipster! Back in Minecraft's obscure, and in my opinion, more pure and less sellout days , the pre-two million sales days, the golden age bla bla bla Anyway, there used to be fairly common holes in the bedrock, underneath which was the void, the big blue or whatever. If you fell in y...
[ "Summary: fuck cancer\n\nPost: My dog died a few months ago during a day of heavy storms in Melbourne, you may have seen the pictures of flash flooding. It was raining, just pounding down so hard, hailing all day, I was at work doing dishes. When it came time to knock off it was still hailing so hard I couldn't get...
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pixelprophet
Generate the content for a reddit post Anonymous ended up taking a giant shit on Aaron Barr for attempting to infiltrate their ranks because he wanted to get them out of the way before going after Wikileaks on behalf of Bank of America.
It's the HB Gary info. Old news. >Posted By Nate Anderson, Ars Technica 02.14.11 Back story: Basically Wikileaks said they had information about a big bank breaking the law. Bank of America thought it was them, and went to the government looking for help. The government referred them to one of it's 3rd party secur...
It's the HB Gary info. Old news. >Posted By Nate Anderson, Ars Technica 02.14.11 Back story: Basically Wikileaks said they had information about a big bank breaking the law. Bank of America thought it was them, and went to the government looking for help. The government referred them to one of it's 3rd party secur...
[ "Summary: I'm jealous.\n\nPost: Working to support my ex-wife and myself at the time. \n I asked for a Friday off for a 3 day weekend, put in the paperwork more than 6 months in advance stating that I wanted the day for 'personal' - and it was approved. \n Fast forward 6 months and a week later and my co-workers ar...
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