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UTLRev1312 | Generate the content for a reddit post sat behind a sweet elderly couple, my wife offered her foul, he politely declined | i was at a somerset patriots (atlantic league, independent single A in NJ) game last night. we had this elderly couple in front all decked out in gear and both had gloves. they sat in the first row after the little concourse separating the "field" seats from "upper level." a pop foul landed two rows behind us, the kid ... | i was at a somerset patriots (atlantic league, independent single A in NJ) game last night. we had this elderly couple in front all decked out in gear and both had gloves. they sat in the first row after the little concourse separating the "field" seats from "upper level." a pop foul landed two rows behind us, the kid ... | [
"Summary: the long term breakups suck and take a while to get over, but you will get over it, even if it seems like you never will. and you'll probably find something better.\n\nPost: true story. i was dating a girl for just over 5 years, even engaged for the last 8 months of relationship. i found out she was che... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,400 |
dangersandwich | Generate the content for a reddit post if you really care about this subreddit, then please read my entire post. If you don't, carry on. | People dislike memes because that kind of content lacks depth. Memes are something you chuckle at for 2 seconds, upvote, and then never think about ever again. Personally I find meme-type posts a little irritating, and if users never regulated themselves about this type of content, and assuming no moderator interventio... | People dislike memes because that kind of content lacks depth. Memes are something you chuckle at for 2 seconds, upvote, and then never think about ever again. Personally I find meme-type posts a little irritating, and if users never regulated themselves about this type of content, and assuming no moderator interventio... | [
"Summary: stress is external because of the environment the person is in and the associated external factors he/she has to deal with.\n\nPost: The context is a little vague so I'll explain a bit. \n The entire chapter of that book is about how and why computer endusers tend to click 'Yes', 'Agree', 'Continue' , et... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,401 |
BiPolarBear94 | Generate the content for a reddit post I crave victimization, because rape. | No throwaway. I know who reads my comments, and they think I'm a fucked up person as it is.
I often find myself on the verge of some sort of freak accident. I was almost hit by a car today. He sped through a red light while I was on the crosswalk on my bike. And while these memories are playing over and over again th... | No throwaway. I know who reads my comments, and they think I'm a fucked up person as it is.
I often find myself on the verge of some sort of freak accident. I was almost hit by a car today. He sped through a red light while I was on the crosswalk on my bike. And while these memories are playing over and over again th... | [
"Summary: Doctor laughed at my symptoms and then treated me like a time-bomb when he found out about my bouts of depression.\n\nPost: I'd had some sort of stomach virus. I would be feeling completely fine, and then mid-sentence, I'd vomit. It happened multiple times in 2 weeks, so I decided to contact my doctor. Wh... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,402 |
Namrorrim | Generate the content for a reddit post Get drunk with girl, let her use my extra room because she missed her bus, get arrested, get a restraining order, learn to hate the police, get super paranoid.
Bitches be crazy, yo. | I was accused of molesting a girl, arrested, it ended with me getting a restraining order against her and her boyfriend.
I met this girl when I was 14 or so, she was a friend of a friend. We hung out a few times, and then her family moved to the USA, didn't hear from her for 7 years.
I had recently been discharged ... | I was accused of molesting a girl, arrested, it ended with me getting a restraining order against her and her boyfriend.
I met this girl when I was 14 or so, she was a friend of a friend. We hung out a few times, and then her family moved to the USA, didn't hear from her for 7 years.
I had recently been discharged ... | [
"Summary: One extinguished may not be enough.\n\nPost: Keep it around so if someone's car near by spontaneously combusts you can be a hero. \n A few years back when I was in the military, I had gotten home on a Thursday night. I was in my room reading when I heard a loud pop. I looked out the window, to see my pare... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,403 |
sheldonopolis | Generate the content for a reddit post you're a dumb ass who didn't even read my comment
uhm no, you stated that calories DO matter because they would mess up the deficite and i said that this was wrong because the body doesnt process alcohol like food, therefore the deficite remains untouched.
btw, you should real... | Engineer3227
>I specifically mentioned deficits. DUH. If you eat 500 cals a day and >drink 1000 cals of alcohol big deal, that's what my comment meant.
>My entire comment meant that alcohol can be an issue only if you let >it break your calorie deficit. Which my comment specifically said. >Learn to read. Or just go... | Engineer3227
>I specifically mentioned deficits. DUH. If you eat 500 cals a day and >drink 1000 cals of alcohol big deal, that's what my comment meant.
>My entire comment meant that alcohol can be an issue only if you let >it break your calorie deficit. Which my comment specifically said. >Learn to read. Or just go... | [
"Summary: der gewählte volksvertreter scheisst auch nur im sitzen.\n\nPost: wenn der gewählte volksvertreter sich bspw demonstrativ dumm stellt und/oder mir kackfrech ins gesicht lügt bzw mir was vorheuchelt oder versucht auf der welle mitzuschwimmen, werd ich mir das recht herausnehmen, dieses beobachtete verhalte... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,404 |
lodc | Generate the content for a reddit post the coco was a bastard from the beginning, made from leftovers and used as a vehicle to sell unwanted chips.
That said, I really like the 6809. It's a neat chip, pic is super simple, indexing modes galore, etc. | I met one of the engineers who worked on the Motorola 6809 used in the Tandy color computer. According to him (and I tend to believe him, definitely seemed to know what he was talking about, but still take with grain of salt) the coco was really just a Motorola reference design.
There was some bizarre artangement be... | I met one of the engineers who worked on the Motorola 6809 used in the Tandy color computer. According to him (and I tend to believe him, definitely seemed to know what he was talking about, but still take with grain of salt) the coco was really just a Motorola reference design.
There was some bizarre artangement be... | [
"Summary: you might as well ask for gas to be sold in miles instead of gallons\n\nPost: Neither can \"switch\" because neither can know the right answer. One is meauring network throughput, one is measuring data transfer. One includes all protocol overhead at all layers and all retransmissions etc, one includes z... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,405 |
enrodude | Generate the content for a reddit post new manager was on a firing spree and I got fired for nothing when I thought I wasnt replacable. | I was about to say the exact same thing you said. When I was working at a grocery store almost a decade ago; our first manager retired and a new one came in and "cleaned up" the entire store.
The new manager was a hard ass and started firing people left and right. He would find excuses to fire you or get you to qui... | I was about to say the exact same thing you said. When I was working at a grocery store almost a decade ago; our first manager retired and a new one came in and "cleaned up" the entire store.
The new manager was a hard ass and started firing people left and right. He would find excuses to fire you or get you to qui... | [
"Summary: When I'm in this chair I am only collecting a pay cheque.\" \n Edit: Should have added that I was being very sarcastic\n\nPost: More like \"When I'm in this chair I will be rude, ignore your request, not help elderly people, coward behind a piece of protectant Plexiglas, not arrive on time\\at all, play ... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,406 |
sunshinelollipops | Generate the content for a reddit post I've been in the American workforce for almost 10 years (nearly half of my life), and The longest vacation I've ever taken was a 3 day weekend (paid). And, my current manager acts like he pays for my vacations himself. | I went to Seattle for a weekend for Emerald City ComiCon in March... Just to give you an idea of how RETARDED this whole situation was, we went from Friday to Sunday, and le boyfriend and I left on Friday morning.
On Saturday, I got a phone call from my manager telling me that I needed to correct an issue that was no... | I went to Seattle for a weekend for Emerald City ComiCon in March... Just to give you an idea of how RETARDED this whole situation was, we went from Friday to Sunday, and le boyfriend and I left on Friday morning.
On Saturday, I got a phone call from my manager telling me that I needed to correct an issue that was no... | [
"Summary: apocalyptic dream, I can never remember seeing other people in aside from my brother and I.\n\nPost: I can never remember my best dreams. I guess what's why I enjoy the happy ones so much... I wouldn't be able to thoroughly enjoy them if I couldn't easily remember the bad ones, anyway... \n I like to thin... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,407 |
zephyrdragoon | Generate the content for a reddit post Demon Gaze is a lackluster game without depth, 2/10, would not buy again. | Demon Gaze.
Its a shitty Vita game that I heard was basically Etrian Odyssey but for the Vita. It lacks depth, customizability, and any sense of progression.
Sure, you can edit each characters portrait, and change a few lines of dialogue, and designate a class for each one, but ultimately every character feels the ... | Demon Gaze.
Its a shitty Vita game that I heard was basically Etrian Odyssey but for the Vita. It lacks depth, customizability, and any sense of progression.
Sure, you can edit each characters portrait, and change a few lines of dialogue, and designate a class for each one, but ultimately every character feels the ... | [
"Summary: Walked through the ghetto to get some fast food.\n\nPost: Ooh, a thread I can do something but lurk on! \n I went to Anime Expo last year. It was held in the Sand Diego Convention center. Me and two of my friends went there all 4 days. We had a good time, I even managed to buy a katana, the killing kind. ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,408 |
fancytalk | Generate the content for a reddit post Classmate told me after four years of helping him in school I never made him feel stupid. I aww'd. | I had a classmate in a bunch of my classes in high school who I was friendly with, but never really good friends with. He was pretty smart but sometimes had trouble grasping concepts, while I have always been quick to pick them up when they are explained to me. I liked him a lot so I ended up helping him out quite a ... | I had a classmate in a bunch of my classes in high school who I was friendly with, but never really good friends with. He was pretty smart but sometimes had trouble grasping concepts, while I have always been quick to pick them up when they are explained to me. I liked him a lot so I ended up helping him out quite a ... | [
"Summary: Information not credible, arrogant author saying nothing new.\n\nPost: Not the OP but... \n First, the whole thing is a philosophical treatise wrapped up in thin story framework. I think that is a completely cowardly and intellectually dishonest way to deliver your philosophy. It allows you to construct... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,409 |
caques | Generate the content for a reddit post Like everything else, practice and you'll get better... you have a webcam, spend some time in front of it and learn what looks good for you. | Taking pictures is definitely an acquired skill. Though it comes naturally to some, you need to know yourself, and learn how you look on film. I've been an avid photographer since I was 12 years old, and can take other people's pictures without nearly any thought, but completely freeze up in front of the lens myself. I... | Taking pictures is definitely an acquired skill. Though it comes naturally to some, you need to know yourself, and learn how you look on film. I've been an avid photographer since I was 12 years old, and can take other people's pictures without nearly any thought, but completely freeze up in front of the lens myself. I... | [
"Summary: hid in the woods after the cops busted our underwear danceparty/water fight\n\nPost: While i was at school my friends & i would often have underwear dance parties. They were always a lot of fun & usually resulted in some sort of costume contest/something of the sort. One night we were drinking at a friend... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,410 |
UlyssesSKrunk | Generate the content for a reddit post governments regulate fiat hard and these exchanges, and thus their users, legally must conform unless they trade solely in unregulated currencies | The important thing to note first is that these are exchanges, they aren't litecoin itself. I assume you know that, but it's an argument commonly brought against cryptocurrencies' claim of not being regulated so I figure I should point it out. These are exchanges, they exist to facilitate the easy trading of various cu... | The important thing to note first is that these are exchanges, they aren't litecoin itself. I assume you know that, but it's an argument commonly brought against cryptocurrencies' claim of not being regulated so I figure I should point it out. These are exchanges, they exist to facilitate the easy trading of various cu... | [
"Summary: Call CPS, they can help.\n\nPost: Since your 15 I assume you're both staying with your parents. If they don't know already, tell them everything. Then get them to contact child protective services, if his parents call the cops on you just explain everything to them to, then tell them about your contacting... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,411 |
Ziazan | Generate the content for a reddit post don't see why it should bother.
You know your facebook photos? If you're attractive in any way, people masturbate to those too. If you're attractive in any way, there are multiple people that will masturbate to the mere thought of you. We can't stop them.
I feel as though I co... | accidental-essay>
imagining it, like, really going for it, and honestly can't find this feeling you're feeling.
like, I can't think of a scenario where I'd be uncomfortable with this, at most it'd be marginal embarassment which would come from the picture, not from its location on the internet or that people are mas... | accidental-essay>
imagining it, like, really going for it, and honestly can't find this feeling you're feeling.
like, I can't think of a scenario where I'd be uncomfortable with this, at most it'd be marginal embarassment which would come from the picture, not from its location on the internet or that people are mas... | [
"Summary: Almost nobody speaks english.\n\nPost: I would say no. English is spoken poorly by the vast majority of people that use it, including those who use it as a first language. \n For example, right there I was tempted to write \"There's probably even a fuck-ton of errors in this post that I can't see.\" When ... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,412 |
MidnightSlinks | Generate the content for a reddit post I like to make people look stupid if they make bogus science claims. | You're far too nice. I act really interested and ask them specifically which toxins and if they can't come up with any I prompt them with things like "shigatoxin" and "mycotoxin," get them to agree with me, and then inform them that those toxins warrant a trip to the ER and tell them they're full of bologna. | You're far too nice. I act really interested and ask them specifically which toxins and if they can't come up with any I prompt them with things like "shigatoxin" and "mycotoxin," get them to agree with me, and then inform them that those toxins warrant a trip to the ER and tell them they're full of bologna. | [
"Summary: My parents made me watch TV and stay up past my bedtime.\n\nPost: Whenever I did something wrong, my parents took away TV privileges, but they had an interesting twist: I was forced to watch an hour of local news followed by an hour of national news and I wasn't allowed to watch anything else. Top it all ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,413 |
GameStunts | Generate the content for a reddit post Find the strength in the game, the mechanism or rhythm for taking down the bad guys and realise you're the badass not them. | I genuinely feel for you Melonjews. I get some apprehension at first in games, but it usually goes when I learn 'the tricks'. I'm 31 and have been gaming since I was a youngster, although really I got my first PC in 1998 at age 15, that's when I started playing Half Life and Quake and the like, and experienced what you... | I genuinely feel for you Melonjews. I get some apprehension at first in games, but it usually goes when I learn 'the tricks'. I'm 31 and have been gaming since I was a youngster, although really I got my first PC in 1998 at age 15, that's when I started playing Half Life and Quake and the like, and experienced what you... | [
"Summary: I used to drive like an idiot, now I don't, that's when I realised I'd grown up a little.\n\nPost: I realised I'd grown up a little when it occurred to me how much my driving had changed. \n I'm in the UK, so we start driving at 17 here. When I first got my license, I just wanted to drive fast, see what t... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,414 |
sabrefudge | Generate the content for a reddit post Getting that perfect shot can be really hard sometimes, that's why you use multiple cameras... so that you always have something to cut to. | Yup. I work as a wedding and event videographer during the summers and I've seen countless shots ruined because of this. Phones are almost as bad, but iPads? They're huge. They take up the whole shot, instead of just most of it.
We have a perfect shot of the bride coming down the aisle, we planned it out well in ... | Yup. I work as a wedding and event videographer during the summers and I've seen countless shots ruined because of this. Phones are almost as bad, but iPads? They're huge. They take up the whole shot, instead of just most of it.
We have a perfect shot of the bride coming down the aisle, we planned it out well in ... | [
"Summary: The new Twin Peaks is being called a \"reboot\" because that's exactly what it is. \"Reboot\" does not mean \"remake\". Nobody is calling it a \"remake\". A better word for this type of reboot would probably be \"revival\".\n\nPost: I don't understand why people keep getting so confused and angry ove... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,415 |
sjmoore | Generate the content for a reddit post people suck, pitbulls can be violent.. if their damn owner makes them that way! but if not, they're fine. -_- | I had a guy in my neighborhood who was arrested when his 7 pitbulls (that the police found out he was secretly raising for fighting) got out of his yard and started attacking everyone in my neighborhood. All of us were told to stay in our homes as much as possible until they were all found.
Another woman in my neighb... | I had a guy in my neighborhood who was arrested when his 7 pitbulls (that the police found out he was secretly raising for fighting) got out of his yard and started attacking everyone in my neighborhood. All of us were told to stay in our homes as much as possible until they were all found.
Another woman in my neighb... | [
"Summary: I started doing professional work when I was a teen, and lots of other teens sucked ass at photography but thought they were on the same level as me. Not everyone has natural talent in everything. People no get this. Therefore, I think the original is funny, though I know personally it's not true for ever... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,416 |
blueskies21 | Generate the content for a reddit post the Holy Spirit can be thought of as an intermediary between you and God, or as a "helper" for God. | The Holy Spirit guides and protects us. If you enter a building and all of a sudden feel like you are in danger, it may be the Holy Spirit warning you. Also, the Holy Spirit can provide personal revelation to you. What I mean by this is that if you are praying or meditating and are presented with a good idea, then t... | The Holy Spirit guides and protects us. If you enter a building and all of a sudden feel like you are in danger, it may be the Holy Spirit warning you. Also, the Holy Spirit can provide personal revelation to you. What I mean by this is that if you are praying or meditating and are presented with a good idea, then t... | [
"Summary: you get what you demand, and thus have to pay for it.\n\nPost: You're looking for a conspiracy here, but forgetting one fact: college 10 or 20 years ago wasn't like college now. There were no fancy rec centers, 24 hour services, and \"free\" iPads for all students. \n If students would demand less expens... | 91 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,417 |
azazelsnutsack | Generate the content for a reddit post thank you, I still have a very long way to go before I am a living hercules haha | I was basically told one day at drill a few months ago "you're fat, lose weight or we kick you out"
and I was all "bullshit, I'm not fat! I lift five days a week and I am pretty damn strong!" but then I jiggled a little bit and my happy world of delusions crashed down around me and the body dismorphia I had really ba... | I was basically told one day at drill a few months ago "you're fat, lose weight or we kick you out"
and I was all "bullshit, I'm not fat! I lift five days a week and I am pretty damn strong!" but then I jiggled a little bit and my happy world of delusions crashed down around me and the body dismorphia I had really ba... | [
"Summary: my city did the same thing as yours but I tried to be a cool security guard.\n\nPost: When I was 19-21 I worked as a security guard for a nice corporate building in my cities down town. It was a skaters dream. The rails, stairs, handicap ramps, benches, etc. were accidentally designed in a way that was pe... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,418 |
Wishyouamerry | Generate the content for a reddit post Should I make and sell organizers to people I supervise, or not make the organizers which will piss people off and they'll have more trouble doing their job? Or something else I haven't thought of? | I work on the Child Study Team in a public school district and there's tons of paperwork and timelines to keep track of. About 3 years ago I made myself an organizer/notebook that had a monthly calendar, a weekly calendar, specialized pages to track testing and referrals, specialized pages to take notes at meetings, ... | I work on the Child Study Team in a public school district and there's tons of paperwork and timelines to keep track of. About 3 years ago I made myself an organizer/notebook that had a monthly calendar, a weekly calendar, specialized pages to track testing and referrals, specialized pages to take notes at meetings, ... | [
"Summary: Don't be embarrassed to talk to your cohort. They've probably got their own problems that you know nothing about. They can help you - or at least support you - if you let them!\n\nPost: Classmate: Hey, westwardwar. How's it going. \n You: Eh. I think Dr. Soandso hates my guts. \n Classmate: I know, ... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,419 |
MaxChaotic | Generate the content for a reddit post matching algorithm isn't good enough, straight ELO was more motivating than Leagues/Divisions, and by adding Leagues Riot increased the amount of games you need to prove that you're a certain skill level, which sucks hard. | I don't think Riot should feel like they have to alter their system to a current sports league. LoL isn't a sport, it's an ESport . The ranking system it totally different, and the leagues you noted are for a relatively small number of professional teams . Not individual players.
I do however think that the current... | I don't think Riot should feel like they have to alter their system to a current sports league. LoL isn't a sport, it's an ESport . The ranking system it totally different, and the leagues you noted are for a relatively small number of professional teams . Not individual players.
I do however think that the current... | [
"Summary: 70 is good for Gold/Plat, 80 or 90 for Diamond/Challenger. If your lane is being contested a lot (ganks/kills/roam/etc) then 40 isn't so bad, but 60 or 70 is much better.\n\nPost: I see a lot of people in high gold - low plat hitting 70-90 cs (at 10 minutes) when their lane isn't incurred by ganks, kills,... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,420 |
ryegye24 | Generate the content for a reddit post Piracy is not a price problem because most people do not, in fact, feel entitled to free media. Piracy is a service problem because the legal publishers refuse to compete with the level of service piracy offers, not the the level of price. | The only harm the RIAA (US ) PRS/MCPS ( UK) is doing is to stop people taking shit for free.
Except they haven't done that at all. Every attempt they've made to prevent piracy has completely and utterly failed, because, again, they fail to view it as a service problem. So far their three most obvious solutions are DR... | The only harm the RIAA (US ) PRS/MCPS ( UK) is doing is to stop people taking shit for free.
Except they haven't done that at all. Every attempt they've made to prevent piracy has completely and utterly failed, because, again, they fail to view it as a service problem. So far their three most obvious solutions are DR... | [
"Summary: I'm not saying we'd win. I'm saying it's mutually assured destruction, and we know that game better than they do.\n\nPost: It's mutually assured destruction, and we've certainly been there before in a much worse way. It concerns me, but more because it weakens our foreign policy position than because I'm ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,421 |
8u11etpr00f | Generate the content for a reddit post Would it be worth not making any transfers next window in order for our team to gel at the start of next season? | I mean our team is young and is improving all of the time, last year it looked the same but we did loads of transfer business and then took another 6 months to get back to full strength again. So would it be best that we just did nothing the next window bar any major exits, we still have Origi coming in to give us some... | I mean our team is young and is improving all of the time, last year it looked the same but we did loads of transfer business and then took another 6 months to get back to full strength again. So would it be best that we just did nothing the next window bar any major exits, we still have Origi coming in to give us some... | [
"Summary: Liverpool are not going to be able to attract a marquee signing this summer without an incredible amount of luck or offering incredibly big wages.\n\nPost: It is saddening to see these rumours in all truth. It will give us a spark of hope as Sanchez and Reus did before him, there will be fake rumours that... | 51 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,422 |
Slinkwyde | Generate the content for a reddit post Chrome extension]( OS X's built-in Summarize [service]( and search engine indexing tries to analyze the meaning and key points of digital text, but bad writing affects summary software just like it affects translation software.
Conclusion
Writing errors cause problems for use... | Numerous problems and complexities arise when algorithms have to parse human writing with non-standard spelling, punctuation or grammar. They don't do a very good job of it, and that means writing errors cause problems for digital accessibility.
Find in page
Think about web browser find-in-page search. The user mig... | Numerous problems and complexities arise when algorithms have to parse human writing with non-standard spelling, punctuation or grammar. They don't do a very good job of it, and that means writing errors cause problems for digital accessibility.
Find in page
Think about web browser find-in-page search. The user mig... | [
"Summary: Chrome extension]( or OS X's built-in Summarize [service]( \n \n It makes the message less accessible for all sorts of uses cases the writer may not even think of.\n\nPost: Reddiquette]( says: \n > Use proper grammar and spelling. [Intelligent discourse requires a standard system of communication.]( Be ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,423 |
Dreissig | Generate the content for a reddit post If you fill the glass to the top with ice then pour in drink, only about half of your glass will be actual drink. | I have a 500 ml cup. I can put 500 ml of x drink in it and no more. I can put 500 ml of soda and 0 ml of water/ice, 300 ml of soda and 200 ml of water/ice or any amount that is <= 500 ml. For every millilitre of ice that goes in, that's one less millilitre of other drink I can have on that cup.
Many places fill the... | I have a 500 ml cup. I can put 500 ml of x drink in it and no more. I can put 500 ml of soda and 0 ml of water/ice, 300 ml of soda and 200 ml of water/ice or any amount that is <= 500 ml. For every millilitre of ice that goes in, that's one less millilitre of other drink I can have on that cup.
Many places fill the... | [
"Summary: It would be seen as an attack on religion and people in power want to dictate what society should find normal/acceptable. \n Edit: word choice\n\nPost: I feel this is very simplified, but all the Christians would likely just not fancy that because they view marriage as being a gift from God. Taking out th... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,424 |
strychnineman | Generate the content for a reddit post Can anyone make out what I think is a date, [HERE]( | Hi, and thanks in advance. I found a few paleography questions in this subreddit, apologies if this is NOT the place for this question.
I have spent the weekend transcribing and translating a Medieval Charter dating from approximately 1220-1225, Henry III. It's been great fun. I am an amateur, but there are some am... | Hi, and thanks in advance. I found a few paleography questions in this subreddit, apologies if this is NOT the place for this question.
I have spent the weekend transcribing and translating a Medieval Charter dating from approximately 1220-1225, Henry III. It's been great fun. I am an amateur, but there are some am... | [
"Summary: odds are they aren't going o have much value at all, even if \"restored\"\n\nPost: keep in mind that 'value' is relative. \n if one of them is a first edition listing for $1000 at a dealer's, you could hope to maybe sell your (assume for the sake of argument) exact same copy (same condition as dealer's) f... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,425 |
CannabisCentral | Generate the content for a reddit post GreenLeafLabs - 1g Blue City Diesel Crumble, 1g Green Crack Crumble, 1g Fire OG Crumble | General Information
Details
Vendor requires FE?
No
Price before shipping:
BCD & GC: $39/g, Fire OG: $48/g
Shipping cost :
$7
Vendor Name:
GreenLeafLabs
Marketplace:
AlphaBay
Products reviewed:
Blue City Diesel, Green crack, fire og crumble
International Shippi... | General Information
Details
Vendor requires FE?
No
Price before shipping:
BCD & GC: $39/g, Fire OG: $48/g
Shipping cost :
$7
Vendor Name:
GreenLeafLabs
Marketplace:
AlphaBay
Products reviewed:
Blue City Diesel, Green crack, fire og crumble
International Shippi... | [
"Summary: HumboldtFarms - 3.5g Girl Scout Cookies & 3.5 Super Sour Diesel\n\nPost: General Information \n Details \n \n \n \n \n Vendor requires FE? \n No \n \n \n Price before shipping: \n $70 \n \n \n Shipping cost : \n $7 \n \n \n Vendor Name: \n HumboldtFarms \n \n \n Marketplace: \n DD \n \n \n Products review... | 70 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,426 |
jorwyn | Generate the content for a reddit post Can talk about sex calmly when not having sex, but can't seem to get myself to say it during sex. Help, please! | I'm pretty good at bringing up things when we're not having sex. We talk pretty openly, and I'm happy with how things go, but I know to have some of those things happen once we're having sex, I'm going to have to ask for them then. I don't find this at all unreasonable, I just can't seem to say it. I have two issues go... | I'm pretty good at bringing up things when we're not having sex. We talk pretty openly, and I'm happy with how things go, but I know to have some of those things happen once we're having sex, I'm going to have to ask for them then. I don't find this at all unreasonable, I just can't seem to say it. I have two issues go... | [
"Summary: I'm hard to offend. I like people who just SAY what they think... and you'll still get my upvotes. :D\n\nPost: Haha. I do know the feeling. \nI was on here talking about how I threatened to set my kid's facebook to interested in men if he didn't post why he was in trouble and grounded there. I wanted him ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,427 |
DrunkmanDoodoo | Generate the content for a reddit post just read the bold. | Went looking for a list. Found this.
Right turns on red are permitted in many regions of North America. Western states have allowed it for more than 50 years;[citation needed] eastern states amended their traffic laws to allow it in the 1970s as a fuel-saving measure in response to motor fuel shortages in 1973 and 19... | Went looking for a list. Found this.
Right turns on red are permitted in many regions of North America. Western states have allowed it for more than 50 years;[citation needed] eastern states amended their traffic laws to allow it in the 1970s as a fuel-saving measure in response to motor fuel shortages in 1973 and 19... | [
"Summary: Fuck ghetto \"culture\" and fuck the PC police who call people racist for criticizing it.\n\nPost: Black people has terrible arguing skills online. In real life they just repeat the same word over and over again as loud as possible which doesn't really work here so they try to act smart but in the process... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,428 |
Kelvrin | Generate the content for a reddit post Really fun champ to play, brutal in ARAM if you're into that sort of thing, but his lack of dependable CC and situational damage have made him fall out of favor in the competitive scene. | High skill cap champ with somewhat unreliable damage. As someone else stated, if he can use all of his skills in the correct order he can do immense damage, however his AoE presence and damage capabilities are dependant on opponent positioning.
Laning Phase
Brand has good farming capabilities and a fairly long range... | High skill cap champ with somewhat unreliable damage. As someone else stated, if he can use all of his skills in the correct order he can do immense damage, however his AoE presence and damage capabilities are dependant on opponent positioning.
Laning Phase
Brand has good farming capabilities and a fairly long range... | [
"Summary: Sona will TYPICALLY use her ult when it will enable her team to win a team fight (or at least should use it then) not to shield her team.\n\nPost: I have never had it hit minions when a champ is available for targeting. Unless you're talking about only one champ being in targeting range, in which case, on... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,429 |
gnualmafuerte | Generate the content for a reddit post HD is one and a half times more vertical resolution than standard TV, and Full HD is one and a half times more vertical resolution than HD. | Most answers on this thread are either incorrect or just partial answers.
No, it's not simply because CS uses powers of two.
There are historical reasons:
Back in the day, analogue television had limited bandwidth. They used that bandwidth as well as they could and came up with a standard to transmit luminace and... | Most answers on this thread are either incorrect or just partial answers.
No, it's not simply because CS uses powers of two.
There are historical reasons:
Back in the day, analogue television had limited bandwidth. They used that bandwidth as well as they could and came up with a standard to transmit luminace and... | [
"Summary: As usual when discussing Java, no true scotsman is your go to response. Turns out it's not Java's fault, it's just that every single Java app ever written is wrong. Go figure.\n\nPost: I keep seeing this defenses of Java ... they are still wrong. They all talk about how Java is theoretically not slow ... ... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,430 |
mikepixie | Generate the content for a reddit post Thanks for linguistic explanation. Sucks that these sorts of genocides happen. | Wow man, thanks for putting some perspective of that. We learned quite a lot about them in school but never linguistic stuff. So its interesting to hear what you say. Back when we learned about it at school it always seemed to me like the relationship between the Hottentots and the Bushmen (as they are popularly known ... | Wow man, thanks for putting some perspective of that. We learned quite a lot about them in school but never linguistic stuff. So its interesting to hear what you say. Back when we learned about it at school it always seemed to me like the relationship between the Hottentots and the Bushmen (as they are popularly known ... | [
"Summary: You need to drink more and mix more if you want amnesia.\n\nPost: Dude, I've drunk so much that I have woken up covered in blood in hospital with no idea how I got there. I have also drunk so much that I have woken up in jail with no knowledge of the previous nights events other than the arresting officer... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,431 |
Meistermalkav | Generate the content for a reddit post if the depression and paranoia is real, and not of the typical selfdiagnosed variety, get help. You sound like a good kid. Would be a shame to see you gone.
don't fuck with 4-chan unless you either know what you are doing, or are willing to experiment
Try to smile, even wh... | First suggestion: have you checked yourself?
As you are well aware, things like depression and such are not things that can be given. They are things that are serious enough so a decent doc has to diagnose. If I could, I would reach out to a lot of people and give them suicidal depression, but it just don't work this... | First suggestion: have you checked yourself?
As you are well aware, things like depression and such are not things that can be given. They are things that are serious enough so a decent doc has to diagnose. If I could, I would reach out to a lot of people and give them suicidal depression, but it just don't work this... | [
"Summary: usefullness: get out of jail free card. \nNot sell vector: would have any criminal organisation try anything, including murder, to get this in their hands. And even the church may just be like, \"well, if he waves it around like that, it means our man is dead. What was the number of the assassins guild ag... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,432 |
Jackpot777 | Generate the content for a reddit post parents are bluffing when they think people are paying attention. It's not a very good bluff, we already know they're unhappy with their cards. | Parents say they're happier when they're asked specifically if they're happier having kids (blessings, bundles of joy, the expected responses); but when the stats are broken down and people are asked how they actually feel at any given time, it seems that [being with the kids for longer makes you unhappier when you're ... | Parents say they're happier when they're asked specifically if they're happier having kids (blessings, bundles of joy, the expected responses); but when the stats are broken down and people are asked how they actually feel at any given time, it seems that [being with the kids for longer makes you unhappier when you're ... | [
"Summary: What's the point of being smart? The difference between existing and living. \n EDIT - I'm upvoting the thread. Because more people need to read the sage words of everyone here.\n\nPost: Being smart, I aced school and have always been offered a position at every job I have interviewed for because my resum... | 73 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,433 |
acideath | Generate the content for a reddit post Israel. | Iran is absolutely zero threat. and as far as the middle east goes Iran is one of the best educated and liberal countries in the area. There is no logical reason for Americas distrust of Iran aside from the ill feelings caused by America itself with embargoes and saying what sort of power they can generate, calling the... | Iran is absolutely zero threat. and as far as the middle east goes Iran is one of the best educated and liberal countries in the area. There is no logical reason for Americas distrust of Iran aside from the ill feelings caused by America itself with embargoes and saying what sort of power they can generate, calling the... | [
"Summary: version of your comment is \"What is reality\". \n There is nothing I can say to prove anything exists because any proof offered will be denied because according to a solipsist the proof dosnt exist. Which is stupid. I can not change my opinion on this, it is physically impossible. I can not in no way sha... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,434 |
scragar | Generate the content for a reddit post I work much better in your first type of environment, and believe that the second can only hurt productivity. Your new manager clearly doesn't understand the programmers way of operating(Which is different to an average office worker). | I think for programming having the door open is a stupendously stupid idea, and you should explain that to him, programmers get most of their work done in the zone, where having 10 variables, 2 states and the absolute knowledge of the programs flow are right at the front of your brain, where you don't need to look thin... | I think for programming having the door open is a stupendously stupid idea, and you should explain that to him, programmers get most of their work done in the zone, where having 10 variables, 2 states and the absolute knowledge of the programs flow are right at the front of your brain, where you don't need to look thin... | [
"Summary: Even with a control someone would find a way to deny it.\n\nPost: Even so that wouldn't prove much, humanities actions have changed weather patterns all over the world(did you know it's almost 3 times more likely to rain on a Saturday than any other day of the week in a city? Once you start turn on lights... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,435 |
TheFatKid4Life | Generate the content for a reddit post Get a refurbished Mac. You'll save money without risking quality. | Refurbs are usually one revision behind the currently shipping models. Sometimes you may get lucky and find a current model. You can usually save a good deal of money getting a refurb. They also have the exact same warranty as a brand new Mac, so you're risking nothing. They're all I buy anymore and what I always sugge... | Refurbs are usually one revision behind the currently shipping models. Sometimes you may get lucky and find a current model. You can usually save a good deal of money getting a refurb. They also have the exact same warranty as a brand new Mac, so you're risking nothing. They're all I buy anymore and what I always sugge... | [
"Summary: The release the OP links to is the trilogy I'm discussing and I'm not arguing with you. I like a good discussion and you're providing me with one. ;)\n\nPost: I don't even know why you're bringing up the other five films \n I brought them up because two of the three films in the trilogy of the release tha... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,436 |
Mastajdog | Generate the content for a reddit post it's not about scamming them, it's about inspiring them | Of course, I still think this is a ridiculous idea. They have a magician trying to be some sort of therapist.
Let me give you a different perspective on this. This guy has shown them that some things they don't believe possible are.
>...tricks like bending wine glasses, spinning spoons in other people's hands and m... | Of course, I still think this is a ridiculous idea. They have a magician trying to be some sort of therapist.
Let me give you a different perspective on this. This guy has shown them that some things they don't believe possible are.
>...tricks like bending wine glasses, spinning spoons in other people's hands and m... | [
"Summary: pick one of the (many) counters, win lane early, and push objectives early.\n\nPost: You need to pick someone who beats him in lane. Renek, Jax, Teemo, Riven, Gangplank, Garen, Rumble, Darius, etc, the S3 tops who would win lane most of the time. Run the same defensive tree on most of those, and just leve... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,437 |
freshsownmoonstone | Generate the content for a reddit post Sometimes I wish I could climb into other people's heads so their thoughts would make sense to me. | When my mother was alive, she rode the bus to work every day. There was a guy who always got on the bus a few stops after her. His routine was always the same: he'd climb on the bus, point to the back like he knew someone back there (there was never anyone there), smile and yell, "SHUMA?" wait one second, then procl... | When my mother was alive, she rode the bus to work every day. There was a guy who always got on the bus a few stops after her. His routine was always the same: he'd climb on the bus, point to the back like he knew someone back there (there was never anyone there), smile and yell, "SHUMA?" wait one second, then procl... | [
"Summary: Shady warehouse, staying any longer may have meant being chopped up and stuffed in a mattress.\n\nPost: I live in a big metro area. A couple of weekends ago, I was in the market for a new mattress. I found a discount store online, and the website looked legit -- nothing was misspelled, all the links wor... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,438 |
consilioetanimis | Generate the content for a reddit post got robbed on the way home from being robbed | The area my parents live in is extremely safe. In all of our years there, our neighbourhood at a whopping total of one reported robbery that ended up just being their son who came home unannounced to get his stuff.
I was home one winter for the holidays from school when I was 15, walking home from a friend's house an... | The area my parents live in is extremely safe. In all of our years there, our neighbourhood at a whopping total of one reported robbery that ended up just being their son who came home unannounced to get his stuff.
I was home one winter for the holidays from school when I was 15, walking home from a friend's house an... | [
"Summary: parents are the fucking best. My parents faced a lot of harassment and friends dropping them so I could be who I was, including my mum's sister and best friend.\n\nPost: Growing up, I remember my mum and her sister being the absolute best of friends. They were always together and talked constantly. Every ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,439 |
Dcoil1 | Generate the content for a reddit post Gabriel Iglesias is a really hard working, genuinely funny guy who turns out to be incredibly nice in person, takes the time to hang out with every one who wants autographs, and even thanked an old woman for being patient and apologized for the wait. | This'll be buried but someone might find it interesting:
Gabriel Iglesias.
On stage he comes across as one of the happiest, nicest comedians in the business. He looks like he's enjoying himself on stage as much as the audience is. He's a great story teller, his voices are hilarious, and he's always travelling, havi... | This'll be buried but someone might find it interesting:
Gabriel Iglesias.
On stage he comes across as one of the happiest, nicest comedians in the business. He looks like he's enjoying himself on stage as much as the audience is. He's a great story teller, his voices are hilarious, and he's always travelling, havi... | [
"Summary: It's your facebook, do whatever you want because you'll probably never see that person again.\n\nPost: ITT: A bunch of people who like to psychoanalyze OP and call him an asshole and a bully. \n Honestly, dude? I don't blame you. I've had similar experiences with bullies finding me on facebook and asking ... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,440 |
JenovaCelestia | Generate the content for a reddit post I feel gender roles are actually important, feminism needs to take a chill pill and learn people have this thing going for them called "courtesy" when holding open a door for them, and I don't care who you are, but your opposite gender will always be able to do things you can't. | ITT: fathers who understand women a little better, and women throwing up feminist arguments.
Seriously though, the amount of "oh, gender roles are baaaaad" or "why didn't insert male username here figure out how to treat women before having a daughter(s)?" sickens me. I read a reply here where a father was appalled... | ITT: fathers who understand women a little better, and women throwing up feminist arguments.
Seriously though, the amount of "oh, gender roles are baaaaad" or "why didn't insert male username here figure out how to treat women before having a daughter(s)?" sickens me. I read a reply here where a father was appalled... | [
"Summary: My brain hates me when I don't eat.\n\nPost: I have never been properly diagnosed for it, but I believe hypoglycemia as well; only mine is limited to neuroglycopenic manifestations. Story time: I was at the mall with my boyfriend one day and I started to feel really weird. My legs were really itchy (hypoh... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,441 |
AdminWhore | Generate the content for a reddit post I wish I could help my niece not be so irresponsible with money. | My niece is bad for this. And then some.
Drinks expensive coffee and eats out every day. Car gets repossessed, wants to borrow money to buy a new car. I have a 12 year old economy car and a 5 year old pickup truck.
Buys the new iPad and iPhone every generation. Complains that I don't understand what it's like to be p... | My niece is bad for this. And then some.
Drinks expensive coffee and eats out every day. Car gets repossessed, wants to borrow money to buy a new car. I have a 12 year old economy car and a 5 year old pickup truck.
Buys the new iPad and iPhone every generation. Complains that I don't understand what it's like to be p... | [
"Summary: stupid people, not old people. difference.\n\nPost: older gentleman (maybe 50-60) \n I'm 51. True, I did grow up before the technology but my age has nothing to do with my ability to use it. I was writing code in Fortran and Cobol in college in the early 80s. I know you said \"some\" old people, it just b... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,442 |
nahmsayin | Generate the content for a reddit post loldrugs | Date: (2/18/12)
Dose: ~65mg MXE insufflated
32mg 4-AcO-DMT insufflated
Body weight: 150lb
Level: ++++
Having recently become acquainted with the lovely 4-AcO-DMT, on a whim I decided to make last Saturday evening a bit more interesting by trying out a new drug combo that had been on the back of my mind: MXE a... | Date: (2/18/12)
Dose: ~65mg MXE insufflated
32mg 4-AcO-DMT insufflated
Body weight: 150lb
Level: ++++
Having recently become acquainted with the lovely 4-AcO-DMT, on a whim I decided to make last Saturday evening a bit more interesting by trying out a new drug combo that had been on the back of my mind: MXE a... | [
"Summary: your comment is unfounded. 4-FA is a fantastic choice for a festival, so long as one is okay with taking the risks inherent to consuming research chemicals.\n\nPost: If your experience with 2FMA is keeping you back from experimenting with 4FA, well, I don't know what to say other than you're missing out. ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,443 |
zloz | Generate the content for a reddit post Didn't realize I was part of a cycle of indoctrination until I was halfway through high school. | I was forced to attend a parochial school for junior high and high school, and wasn't as crazy as the things other people are mentioning, but it was eye opening. The schools were part of a larger union of schools, all of them attached to different churches and denominations, but they together formed this loose entity ... | I was forced to attend a parochial school for junior high and high school, and wasn't as crazy as the things other people are mentioning, but it was eye opening. The schools were part of a larger union of schools, all of them attached to different churches and denominations, but they together formed this loose entity ... | [
"Summary: Living even a few miles away can be draining and I suggest you use a bike to save some time and energy.\n\nPost: I'm going to disagree with everyone here. I live about two miles north of the school and bus in or out everyday. It's a hassle taking the bus from my house to the north side of campus daily, mo... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,444 |
anonoman925 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a fucking teacher and you DO the goddamn reading! | You don't attain status without being some type of asshole. This is a gross generalization and over-simplification.
I can't really get into the science of it, but from what I have read and observed the self-made pay an enormous amount of attention to detail. I mean it is one of the most vital skills with being a la... | You don't attain status without being some type of asshole. This is a gross generalization and over-simplification.
I can't really get into the science of it, but from what I have read and observed the self-made pay an enormous amount of attention to detail. I mean it is one of the most vital skills with being a la... | [
"Summary: social situations in college allow males to ply women with alcohol to gain access. Either revolutionize the greek system or create a consequence\n\nPost: Story time. \n Washington State has this law, 4th degree rape, because of Frats. And it is a good idea. \n Being a bullshit 18 yr old the college expe... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,445 |
meltingparadiso | Generate the content for a reddit post This is all about adding a new human to the world. Make sure you are ready. Talk to your wife about how you are feeling. | Becoming a father means welcoming a new human into the world. Take some time to make sure you want to do this. Think about what you can offer this person. How can you introduce the world in an interesting way to someone who doesn't know anything about it yet?
Without access to birth control our parents' and grandpare... | Becoming a father means welcoming a new human into the world. Take some time to make sure you want to do this. Think about what you can offer this person. How can you introduce the world in an interesting way to someone who doesn't know anything about it yet?
Without access to birth control our parents' and grandpare... | [
"Summary: Baby Meets World = interesting read. Be Prepared: A Practical Handbook for New Dads = funny how to guide. Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad! = for douchebags.\n\nPost: a cross comment from the previous stickied post: \n The two books I've read over the last 9 months are [Baby Meets World] ( and [Be Prepared: A ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,446 |
moderatemormon | Generate the content for a reddit post Free for 30 days and seems to have solved the problem for now. | I just tried this out.
Played a ranked game, was having multiple seconds of lag and horrible rubber banding. Standard "screen freezes without regular updates then catches up all at once" that is typical of dropped packets. Ping never went above 70.
Installed the WTFast VPN client and played another. Averaged 65 pin... | I just tried this out.
Played a ranked game, was having multiple seconds of lag and horrible rubber banding. Standard "screen freezes without regular updates then catches up all at once" that is typical of dropped packets. Ping never went above 70.
Installed the WTFast VPN client and played another. Averaged 65 pin... | [
"Summary: Heimer is OP bottom lane in Dominion\n\nPost: Dominion is my preferred playstyle, and I only pull Heimer out when I'm frustrated and just need a win. He's so strong there that I get bored playing him with any frequency. \n I've never found him to fall off. If anything I find him growing in relative streng... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,447 |
Dreddy | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a fence sitter, but if someone forced me under a label I would prefer "non-religious" than Agnostic, Athiest or Agnostic-Athiest.
EDIT: Clarity | Not Religious:
As a "non-religious person" I usually get lumped into "Athiest" or "Agnostic" if I say I am not Athiest, but I am not really. For me it actually means that I give little to no thought to the existent or non-existence of god. I just carry on with my life. I like science, I like mystery and magic and fan... | Not Religious:
As a "non-religious person" I usually get lumped into "Athiest" or "Agnostic" if I say I am not Athiest, but I am not really. For me it actually means that I give little to no thought to the existent or non-existence of god. I just carry on with my life. I like science, I like mystery and magic and fan... | [
"Summary: My little cousin thought my sister and I were part-tards for calling a roof \"techo\".\n\nPost: My cousin was about 5 or 6, she grew up half in Spain and half in Australia and her language was always a bit mixed up when she was little having her parents on two sides of the world. \n My sister was trying t... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,448 |
ultragoodfaker | Generate the content for a reddit post did a bicycle front flip over a car in a collision. No major injuries. | It was going to be one of my last days as a bike messenger to begin with, which might explain why this did not make me as angry as I might've been. If I can find my old phone to get pictures up, I will.
Riding home, in a bit of a rush, I pass through an intersection. As I do the obligatory shoulder-check for other cy... | It was going to be one of my last days as a bike messenger to begin with, which might explain why this did not make me as angry as I might've been. If I can find my old phone to get pictures up, I will.
Riding home, in a bit of a rush, I pass through an intersection. As I do the obligatory shoulder-check for other cy... | [
"Summary: quit frontin. do it right, or just go to enjoy yourself. ska uniform not required.\n\nPost: Yeah, kind of all of it. It's the 1990's response to the original tradition of dudding up and hitting the dancehall with your friends in Jamaica in the 50s. Rude Boys picked suits that weren't so flashy, the music ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,449 |
lordsparklehooves | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm special because I'm good at school but I suck at life. | I am better than average at all metrics I've chosen to employ.
I test in the 95th-99th percentile on all standardized tests; I was valedictorian of my high school; in college I have a 3.97 GPA. Other nice things: I can run under a 6 minute mile, I can bench my body weight, I got to a brown belt in karate, I got a $10... | I am better than average at all metrics I've chosen to employ.
I test in the 95th-99th percentile on all standardized tests; I was valedictorian of my high school; in college I have a 3.97 GPA. Other nice things: I can run under a 6 minute mile, I can bench my body weight, I got to a brown belt in karate, I got a $10... | [
"Summary: the skill seems pretty worthless, but I voted yes since it hurts literally no one and adding it could make people happy.\n\nPost: I voted yes since I felt skillers deserved an update, but I don't think the skill is really all there. It has pretty terrible rewards (likelihood of fillets being used seems ab... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,450 |
brickoftr00th | Generate the content for a reddit post Out of cash, really busy with work and school, wife's fucked up, not getting laid, might not pass stat course.
/rant | My wife has fibromyalgia (everything hurts butt-tons all the time) and is Bipolar II. She's not doing very well and our apt is going to shit in terms of cleanliness.
I do as much as I can, but I'm a full time student (18 hours), on the SGA, and working two jobs part time (12 hr/wk work-study and 25 hr/wk outside job.... | My wife has fibromyalgia (everything hurts butt-tons all the time) and is Bipolar II. She's not doing very well and our apt is going to shit in terms of cleanliness.
I do as much as I can, but I'm a full time student (18 hours), on the SGA, and working two jobs part time (12 hr/wk work-study and 25 hr/wk outside job.... | [
"Summary: You'll find something to complain about, regardless.\n\nPost: Yeah, but people will fuck up the robots. I'm not talking about engineers making bad robots, I'm talking about the middle-aged woman who pulls a ballpoint pen out of her purse to stab the touchscreen with. What do you do when that happens? The ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,451 |
viramola | Generate the content for a reddit post Something about an arse | I go absolutely bonkers if I hear noises when I go to sleep. I once chased a mosquito for two hours before I could sleep because I heard that little bzzzzz.
My boyfriend woke up and clapped his hands real loud and said GOT IT! I reluctantly fell asleep out of exhaustion (mosquito hunting is very tiring) and woke up w... | I go absolutely bonkers if I hear noises when I go to sleep. I once chased a mosquito for two hours before I could sleep because I heard that little bzzzzz.
My boyfriend woke up and clapped his hands real loud and said GOT IT! I reluctantly fell asleep out of exhaustion (mosquito hunting is very tiring) and woke up w... | [
"Summary: Teachers stages a massive brawl.\n\nPost: Psychology course - presentation day. I was up in front of the class about to present my findings on something psychological, sorting my papers on the big overhead projector. \n Suddenly a teacher I don't recognise very well (I knew he was a teacher but that was a... | 67 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,452 |
rougegoat | Generate the content for a reddit post User stupidly uses one password for everything, Sony alerts them that this may have caused issues thanks to other sites getting hacked. | actually, this wasn't really a breach on their end. Basically what happened was that some other sites got cracked and so the people who had the usernames+passwords from those sites tried them on as many services as they could. This included Sony services. The people who were affected were the people who used the sam... | actually, this wasn't really a breach on their end. Basically what happened was that some other sites got cracked and so the people who had the usernames+passwords from those sites tried them on as many services as they could. This included Sony services. The people who were affected were the people who used the sam... | [
"Summary: You're wrong, Las Plagas infected(from RE4&5) are zombies. \n (Edit)Added cites for bits of this as per nerdrowwilson1's request(/edit)\n\nPost: actually, they were. Zombies != undead. Zombies refers to mindless drones of some kind. The first film use of the word was the movie [White Zombie]( which di... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,453 |
Kighla | Generate the content for a reddit post Used a power tool by my head/hair, forgot what I was doing, got hair sucked in, took a long ass time for me to realize it and managed to get it tangled all the way up to my head. Customer walks in while this is stuck in my hair and I chose to act like nothing happened, for some re... | For those who don't know what a dremel tool is, [here you go]( it is a tool used for grinding things down. The top piece spins very quickly.
So, this happened a while ago actually.. a couple years. I have ADD and also sleep problems so often I walk around in a zombie like state where my mind wanders from thing to thi... | For those who don't know what a dremel tool is, [here you go]( it is a tool used for grinding things down. The top piece spins very quickly.
So, this happened a while ago actually.. a couple years. I have ADD and also sleep problems so often I walk around in a zombie like state where my mind wanders from thing to thi... | [
"Summary: Boyfriend is severely depressed, suicidal, bipolar... wants a break to work on himself and says we can figure out what's going on with \"us\" after. Not sure what to do.\n\nPost: The past week has been a whirlwind of shit. I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years and for the most part we were happy. Some... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,454 |
xNIBx | Generate the content for a reddit post Lions are carnivores and they literally need to eat meat + humans aspire to be better than our insticts.
>We are a dominate species
So might makes it right?
>NOW if it was for health reasons, then yes. I agree a lot of us eat a lot of things we shouldn't. But meat isn't one ... | You try to change the opinion of someone by saying eating meat is like religion? And i'm pretty sure your using this because of how atheist or anti-theist reddit is. You believe that people are only eating meat because we are breed to eat meat instead of actually liking the taste?
Eating meat is the social norm(outsi... | You try to change the opinion of someone by saying eating meat is like religion? And i'm pretty sure your using this because of how atheist or anti-theist reddit is. You believe that people are only eating meat because we are breed to eat meat instead of actually liking the taste?
Eating meat is the social norm(outsi... | [
"Summary: There isnt a shit tier hero in dota, just more niche heroes that are awesome under specific situations, lineups, strategies. Noone will tell you \"omg noob, why did you pick lion, io is obviously better\".\n\nPost: Noone considers lion a weak hero and he is certainly viable and pickable. Io was nerfed(but... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,455 |
piclemaniscool | Generate the content for a reddit post everyone is different. If we split students up by "intelligence" we would either end up with the classes we have now, or one on one teaching for everyone and we don't have the staff for that. | Intelligence" isn't as simple as a statistic. Even an IQ is the average of a multitude of scores in separate areas. If we separated students, even generally, into each of these groups per subject, we would be lucky to get more than 3 students per class. More importantly than the material is the method it is taught. I c... | Intelligence" isn't as simple as a statistic. Even an IQ is the average of a multitude of scores in separate areas. If we separated students, even generally, into each of these groups per subject, we would be lucky to get more than 3 students per class. More importantly than the material is the method it is taught. I c... | [
"Summary: if your child is struggling in school, blame yourself first. Also fuck you.\n\nPost: I worked at a private school. Every single kid who is a trouble maker is because their parents are pretentious fucks. So stop being pretentious fucks. Teachers don't want to talk about your kid because they're lonely. It ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,456 |
snuffl3s | Generate the content for a reddit post No one becomes a teacher for the hell of it. It isn't worth it. You only become a teacher because you want to. | I am willing to bet when every teacher started, they cared and had great big ambitions and ideas for the way they were going to teach and the way they were going to make a difference in children's (or young adults) lives. Eventually somewhere along the way they lost their desire, and their drive to teach. Whether it be... | I am willing to bet when every teacher started, they cared and had great big ambitions and ideas for the way they were going to teach and the way they were going to make a difference in children's (or young adults) lives. Eventually somewhere along the way they lost their desire, and their drive to teach. Whether it be... | [
"Summary: this is a shirt from Shirt.Woot really cool site, check it out \n EDIT: sorry for the stupid links RES is fucking up and I'm too busy at work to fix the problem now.\n\nPost: I own this T-Shirt. I love shirt.woot . It's a cool concept they have a new shirt every day for $12.00 free shipping (Can upgra... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,457 |
doughboy011 | Generate the content for a reddit post Look through your emotions and leave this ass hole. | OP, are you fucking kidding me. You said it yourself. Give me one good reason that isn't bullshit "i'm sure it's just me" or "he promises he will be better". You know who says that? Abuse victims. That is exactly what you are. He feels better about himself by putting you down. | OP, are you fucking kidding me. You said it yourself. Give me one good reason that isn't bullshit "i'm sure it's just me" or "he promises he will be better". You know who says that? Abuse victims. That is exactly what you are. He feels better about himself by putting you down. | [
"Summary: If you are still satisfying your boss's/insurance requirements, who the fuck cares.\n\nPost: Once again, the same for being drunk. If the boss straight out sees you drunk, \"get the fuck home johnson, we talk about this tomorrow\" or \"You are fired johnson for being too drunk/high.\" If the boss can't ev... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,458 |
swagglebutt | Generate the content for a reddit post In general, I think if the grief/sadness of any given loss is so strong that it makes you feel less able (or willing, or motivated) to accomplish your daily tasks, it can be considered as situational depression. | Well it's definitely different for everyone, but for me... When my maternal grandfather passed away, I grieved. He had been ill for many years and it was painful for me to watch him struggle through it. It wasn't super hard for me to accept his death because I'd wanted his suffering to end for so long, so it was almo... | Well it's definitely different for everyone, but for me... When my maternal grandfather passed away, I grieved. He had been ill for many years and it was painful for me to watch him struggle through it. It wasn't super hard for me to accept his death because I'd wanted his suffering to end for so long, so it was almo... | [
"Summary: Thanks to sleep deprivation and caffeine, I thought a still picture in a lecture slide was animated; then thought I saw water spurting out of the wall and hitting my prof.\n\nPost: Yes and it scared the hell out of me! \n I procrastinated a huge project until about two days before it was due. In order to... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,459 |
Markus_Antonius | Generate the content for a reddit post with low videomemory you have to choose between an abysmal framerate or lower detail. Additionally high AA/AF will not work if there's not enough room left. Cards with higher videomemory don't suffer these disadvantages. From measurements on BF3 Ultra however, 1.5GB on your 590s s... | What happens if an application (game) exceeds the videomemory is that objects in videomemory (e.g. textures) have to be freed to make room and new information to continue rendering has to be 'swapped in' if you will, from main memory to the videomemory over the PCI express link. This slows down rendering to a crawl bec... | What happens if an application (game) exceeds the videomemory is that objects in videomemory (e.g. textures) have to be freed to make room and new information to continue rendering has to be 'swapped in' if you will, from main memory to the videomemory over the PCI express link. This slows down rendering to a crawl bec... | [
"Summary: little things can make a big difference.\n\nPost: On a more serious note, there's quite a lot of things you can do that take time rather than (a lot of) money. One of the things I'm doing currently is cleaning up the cable mess in my rig by using various types of cable clamps, sleeving the cables, making ... | 89 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,460 |
funchy | Generate the content for a reddit post being loudest to judge and control others does not mean one is following Jesus' teachings themselves. | I don't think the ultra intolerant, hatred-valuing evangelicals are very Christian at all. Jesus taught about compassion, tolerance, loving others, feeding the poor, and rejecting greed. That is directly in conflict with what the extremist evangelicals support.
I can only assume you haven't met too many of these... | I don't think the ultra intolerant, hatred-valuing evangelicals are very Christian at all. Jesus taught about compassion, tolerance, loving others, feeding the poor, and rejecting greed. That is directly in conflict with what the extremist evangelicals support.
I can only assume you haven't met too many of these... | [
"Summary: Learn to read your partner and tailor your approach to his specific needs rather than some arbitrary rules. Giving a bj is the time when it's all about the man; my needs can wait.\n\nPost: As a woman who absolutely loves giving bjs, I challenge your post as being the only way to give a good bj. Since wh... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,461 |
ArsenicAndRoses | Generate the content for a reddit post Anyone know some good products for EXTREMELY sensitive skin that doesn't contain mineral oil? | So my whole family has terrible allergies, and I'm no different.
My skin is very prone to swelling and irritation, and I have sensitivities to all sorts of stuff (most notably mineral oil, which is in EVERYTHING). I actually react to my own sweat and oil (I get Perioral Dermatitis and I will break out if I spend too ... | So my whole family has terrible allergies, and I'm no different.
My skin is very prone to swelling and irritation, and I have sensitivities to all sorts of stuff (most notably mineral oil, which is in EVERYTHING). I actually react to my own sweat and oil (I get Perioral Dermatitis and I will break out if I spend too ... | [
"Summary: I'm a grumpy bitch and I hate people.\n\nPost: I would leave it because I'm sick of having to teach 90% of the people I work with basic teamwork, social skills and hygiene. WTF mate, I'm not paid enough to be everyone's mom. Just give me some code to work on, goddammit. I don't want to be team leader. \... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,462 |
IllimitableMan | Generate the content for a reddit post they only empathise with women weaker than them and children. Weak men activate disgust due to their innate expectations of men. | I posit there is some kind of dissonance with women, they know they just be sympathetic to men and sometimes they will even show it, but they feel in their gut that being sympathetic to the weakness of man is just wrong, it is an innate disgust, a repulsion, a dissonance caused by conflict in her morality versus her bi... | I posit there is some kind of dissonance with women, they know they just be sympathetic to men and sometimes they will even show it, but they feel in their gut that being sympathetic to the weakness of man is just wrong, it is an innate disgust, a repulsion, a dissonance caused by conflict in her morality versus her bi... | [
"Summary: Power hungry psychos that see masculinity as a threat to their system of control.\n\nPost: Feminists are like white men in the 1800s who hate the concept of black civil rights. They hate the idea of men realising their worth in society and getting better treatment from our culture so they just spout a bun... | 52 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,463 |
boley | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck mother fucking english teachers who ruin great books for high-school students! Also Jack and Jill sucked, don't watch it! | I have to say, I have seen that trailer for the Great Gatsby many times over now. Each time it still gives me chills!
Twist in my story! I hated the book with a firey passion!
Let me explain before I get downvoted to hell.
The first time I read the book, I was forced to read it in an English class in High-School.... | I have to say, I have seen that trailer for the Great Gatsby many times over now. Each time it still gives me chills!
Twist in my story! I hated the book with a firey passion!
Let me explain before I get downvoted to hell.
The first time I read the book, I was forced to read it in an English class in High-School.... | [
"Summary: FUCK FAT PEOPLE AND THEIR FUCKING FAT CHILDREN! Also, be nice to your damn waiters, it goes a long way and they go through hell for you. If they deserve it, and they honestly have not attempted to be nice to you, then you can be a dick. But if the fucking waiter/waitress is decent, or subpar. Don't be a ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,464 |
arichi | Generate the content for a reddit post I promise to integrate myself nicely into AZ when the time comes :-) | Fuck, that's going to be my pet peeve soon. Only reason I'm in California is that I work there. I periodically apply for jobs I want in Arizona and will move there when I either get one or retire.
But then, I'm moving to Arizona - and I aim to vacation there more often - because I like it much better in the Phoeni... | Fuck, that's going to be my pet peeve soon. Only reason I'm in California is that I work there. I periodically apply for jobs I want in Arizona and will move there when I either get one or retire.
But then, I'm moving to Arizona - and I aim to vacation there more often - because I like it much better in the Phoeni... | [
"Summary: There's a reason I don't discuss money with my friends unless they initiate the conversation. But holy shit, if I could vulcanize my friends for a day, I think all their lives would be better.\n\nPost: So many of my friends are so incredibly bad with money it isn't even funny. Way too many of them live ... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,465 |
jroth005 | Generate the content for a reddit post Family is white trash, parents lie about the difference between half-sister and step sister, I get to take home a basket full of butter mints in the confusion. | This will get buried, but oh well, I'm posting this.
My mother's side of the family is half white-trash and half normal people.
So two years ago I found myself at the wedding of my second cousin and his half-sister. Not step sister; half-sister. His dad divorced his wife, and married his wife's sister after getting... | This will get buried, but oh well, I'm posting this.
My mother's side of the family is half white-trash and half normal people.
So two years ago I found myself at the wedding of my second cousin and his half-sister. Not step sister; half-sister. His dad divorced his wife, and married his wife's sister after getting... | [
"Summary: Pledges are a way of showing loyalty to a country without forcing military service or apocalypses. (apocolypti?)\n\nPost: OK, say your the President of the democracy of \"Mynameisnotjonastan\" and you're tasked with individualizing your nation from every other nation around it. You're gonna need create a ... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,466 |
chrisrayn | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck Lydia...Brelyna FTW | I spent so much if my game trying to keep Lydia alive.
I actually succeeded until around level 17 I think. I was entering Labyrinthian as part of the College of Winterhold Mages Guild questline. There were some trolls outside, and I didn't even have any long range spells yet (didn't want to spend the money...was hop... | I spent so much if my game trying to keep Lydia alive.
I actually succeeded until around level 17 I think. I was entering Labyrinthian as part of the College of Winterhold Mages Guild questline. There were some trolls outside, and I didn't even have any long range spells yet (didn't want to spend the money...was hop... | [
"Summary: English teacher passionately diatribing saying literature is important.\n\nPost: I'm getting a real \"high school\" vibe from this post. The classics aren't classics because they have all that material. I teach a lot of the same material in college. I skip a lot of the obvious stuff I know people got in h... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,467 |
profanitypete | Generate the content for a reddit post CI sent me four bad $340 boxes of cigars, and isn't doing anything to attempt to keep me as a customer. | So I bought a box of the Camacho Liberty 2013 series from CI. $17 a stick for cigars I enjoy, and a box that I enjoyed just as much. I'll keep a long story as short as I can for why I'm posting this here... Also a bit of backstory: I live in upstate NY, CI is located in Bethlehem, PA. I've been ordering (pretty exclus... | So I bought a box of the Camacho Liberty 2013 series from CI. $17 a stick for cigars I enjoy, and a box that I enjoyed just as much. I'll keep a long story as short as I can for why I'm posting this here... Also a bit of backstory: I live in upstate NY, CI is located in Bethlehem, PA. I've been ordering (pretty exclus... | [
"Summary: I dun fucked up. Find me Viaje 50/50 Red #1s. I'll make it worth your while.\n\nPost: UPDATE: Looks like through the help of an OLH member, I have secured two boxes. The price is a buck higher, but I'm ready to eat that. He should be picking them up for me today, so I'm hoping to get them by early next ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,468 |
yuki-nagato | Generate the content for a reddit post you're better off getting more lings/queens/spines etc. | Well according to the SCFusion build order sim- you can get about 30 lings out by the time a 4gate hits with +1 melee and speed but if you only get speed you can have lings in the mid 40's so it's not really worth it. Also you generally want to grab carapace over melee because of +1 zealots. | Well according to the SCFusion build order sim- you can get about 30 lings out by the time a 4gate hits with +1 melee and speed but if you only get speed you can have lings in the mid 40's so it's not really worth it. Also you generally want to grab carapace over melee because of +1 zealots. | [
"Summary: I do not believe that the evidence generally favors the idea that reduction of the drinking age to 18 or lower would have positive effects. Arguments made for the drinking age to be lowered appear to be largely emotional and not based in facts. \n That said, had I not looked at the statistical evidence ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,469 |
lopsiness | Generate the content for a reddit post Dude. Stating what I said in my own post while ignoring the questions posed != thoughtful contribution. | Hence where I stated, "not that it's commensurate with rape," specifically to avoid this kind of reply. Sigh. Goddamnit. Missing the flipping point...
If a person convicted of a felony DUI managed to get employment fairly easily in a traditional industry that requires a high level or responsibility, ethics, and accou... | Hence where I stated, "not that it's commensurate with rape," specifically to avoid this kind of reply. Sigh. Goddamnit. Missing the flipping point...
If a person convicted of a felony DUI managed to get employment fairly easily in a traditional industry that requires a high level or responsibility, ethics, and accou... | [
"Summary: puked inside my electronics, was hungover, gf pissed off, worst day ever\n\nPost: The first hangover I ever had was also the worst and one of the worst days of my life. I ended up getting wrapped up in some drunk conversation and drank a fifth of rum. Right before falling asleep I vaguely remember vomitin... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,470 |
halligan00 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't speed on surface streets. Go traffic speed on the highway. | There really are no safe conditions for exceeding the speed limit by more than 10 or so on surface streets. Limited access highways, knock yourself out, but on surface streets, much of the traffic plan is designed around traffic obeying the speed limits.
Most people think that they are better than average drivers. ... | There really are no safe conditions for exceeding the speed limit by more than 10 or so on surface streets. Limited access highways, knock yourself out, but on surface streets, much of the traffic plan is designed around traffic obeying the speed limits.
Most people think that they are better than average drivers. ... | [
"Summary: If we want to reduce unemployment, we should have a sale on labor by eliminating taxes on labor. We can make up revenue by taxing land and resource use - since, really, what's wrong with unused land or resources?\n\nPost: If we look at the old-school factors of production: labor , land , and capital ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,471 |
UrinalCake777 | Generate the content for a reddit post don't ever go to a cave tour on a state Indian reservation. | Went to tour a cave in Ohio. Turns out it was on a state Indian reservation (not federally recognised). The place was creepy as shit. Everything in the giftshop was covered in dust. Tons of crerpy ass "gifts" and the best was the refrigerator (the kind with the glass you buy food from). It was full of sandwiches that h... | Went to tour a cave in Ohio. Turns out it was on a state Indian reservation (not federally recognised). The place was creepy as shit. Everything in the giftshop was covered in dust. Tons of crerpy ass "gifts" and the best was the refrigerator (the kind with the glass you buy food from). It was full of sandwiches that h... | [
"Summary: Wal-Mart in the middle of nowhere.\n\nPost: There are Wal-Marts everywhere in the Midwest. If there are people, there are Wal-Marts, plural. I was once driving in a very rural area, fields on fields with a small farm house every couple miles. Then we came to a Wal-Mart surrounded by nothing but fields. It... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,472 |
Bobsol | Generate the content for a reddit post If carrying stolen goods always shoot local law enforcement. Saves you money | So today I saw a type 7 and I always get excited cause one of those bad boys has so much cargo. So I pull him over (getting a 400 fine with the new interdiction system (which is great btw)) fire at him getting another 400 fine. Things going smoothly so far. So I start taking his cargo the local alliance forces show up.... | So today I saw a type 7 and I always get excited cause one of those bad boys has so much cargo. So I pull him over (getting a 400 fine with the new interdiction system (which is great btw)) fire at him getting another 400 fine. Things going smoothly so far. So I start taking his cargo the local alliance forces show up.... | [
"Summary: You can't get any better.\n\nPost: Asp doesn't have access to better weapons. Weapons are different to other modules. The rating of a weapon is it's DPS, it is used to compare against all other weapons. if you look at the [wiki]( this is an example. On that page are all the multi-cannon weapons available ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,473 |
streetbum | Generate the content for a reddit post Omar Comin... | I say we try to rob Soulja boy. I mean, it cant possibly be that hard.
This is about to go into a rant and you're completely free to not read it, but I'm drunk and this has me thinking. The other day, I'm about to go for a run in the park near my house. I'm with my roomate. We're 23 year old guys in pretty decent sha... | I say we try to rob Soulja boy. I mean, it cant possibly be that hard.
This is about to go into a rant and you're completely free to not read it, but I'm drunk and this has me thinking. The other day, I'm about to go for a run in the park near my house. I'm with my roomate. We're 23 year old guys in pretty decent sha... | [
"Summary: bitch has nothing to worry about, she's making mountains out of molehills.\n\nPost: He's assertive, and technically he's right. He's a little over the top with his delivery (and on telling him to leave her), but thats totally whats going on here. She didn't hear what she wanted to. \n /u/newaccount wasn't... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,474 |
k_bomb | Generate the content for a reddit post Not yet, but it's going to be bonkers when it is. | I think I said this in another thread but, short answer no.
Long answer, we're getting closer. Our pal Young Pyromancer requires a little bit too much help, and can take the longest to have an effect on the game. Snapcaster and Mystic have an immediate effect, and essentially replace themselves right away.
Dark Con... | I think I said this in another thread but, short answer no.
Long answer, we're getting closer. Our pal Young Pyromancer requires a little bit too much help, and can take the longest to have an effect on the game. Snapcaster and Mystic have an immediate effect, and essentially replace themselves right away.
Dark Con... | [
"Summary: 1, sacrifice a creature: Draw 2 cards\"\n\nPost: Toss it on a 1 toughness creature. Find cards that generate 1 toughness creatures. Generate those creatures. Toss it on those. \n Toss it on a creature that your opponent will have to remove. Have it removed. Get cards that your opponent will have to remove... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,475 |
Spooooooooooooon | Generate the content for a reddit post Maintaining close relationships with one or more exs takes a dynamic, complicated, situation like a romantic relationship and adds additional layers of complexity. So if you want to play the game on hard mode you had better make sure you know your partner and that they are playing... | It might be OK. It depends on the situation and people involved. To some people it triggers insecurity to others it is just disrespectful and blurring the bounds of propriety. And to some, like a friend of mine, your wife can sleep around on you and you don't even care, as long as she is happy.
Facebook flirting with... | It might be OK. It depends on the situation and people involved. To some people it triggers insecurity to others it is just disrespectful and blurring the bounds of propriety. And to some, like a friend of mine, your wife can sleep around on you and you don't even care, as long as she is happy.
Facebook flirting with... | [
"Summary: You people tarnish the rep of all cyclists. Make more considerate choices. Grrrr \n -A reasonable cyclist\n\nPost: The only cyclists here that make me mental are the ones that insist on riding up steep, windy, shoulder-less, roads, going 4mph, during rush hour, with a stack of 10 cars behind them. \n Happ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,476 |
lebastss | Generate the content for a reddit post Kids are bastards. | Cooties are commonly mistaken for germs. It is actually a derogatory term used to describe another child as socially unacceptable.
The Elementary School Caste system is one of the most harsh in modern society. By claiming another student has cooties you are socially isolating them. Suggesting that any physical cont... | Cooties are commonly mistaken for germs. It is actually a derogatory term used to describe another child as socially unacceptable.
The Elementary School Caste system is one of the most harsh in modern society. By claiming another student has cooties you are socially isolating them. Suggesting that any physical cont... | [
"Summary: Any solid object with a density greater than water will sink. If it's density is less than water it will float, unless you add weight.\n\nPost: Something floats if it displaces the more water weight than it actually weighs. Meaning, the amount of area it takes while in the water must weigh more than the o... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,477 |
Voraxia | Generate the content for a reddit post Not really causing any impact at all. | I've had back pain since puberty (yay big boobs and small frame >.< ) so pregnancy hasn't changed that. I just take two Tylenol and go about my day. I get heartburn but I pop a TUMs and I am good (it usually only occurs at night when I am in bed).
I had a minor cold the other day that has been going around so I drank... | I've had back pain since puberty (yay big boobs and small frame >.< ) so pregnancy hasn't changed that. I just take two Tylenol and go about my day. I get heartburn but I pop a TUMs and I am good (it usually only occurs at night when I am in bed).
I had a minor cold the other day that has been going around so I drank... | [
"Summary: I like to wear black and collect stuffed animal hedgehogs.\n\nPost: I get comments and questions all the time as to why I prefer wearing black. I'm 24 years old and I assumed I was done with people asking \"Are you a Goth kid?\". \n No. I enjoy wearing black so I don't have to bother matching my clothes, ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,478 |
aeturnum | Generate the content for a reddit post Because it was a good first step 20+ years ago when people started using the technique.
EDIT: I'm not trying to say Watson isn't an accomplishment. It's an amazing example of what you can do with a lot of money and a well-established format, but I don't understand what's new or ... | Because the "secret" behind watson is the decades of Jeopardy questions that they've used to train it. They're using the same technique that helped speech recognition in the 1990's, but that technique [has limitations](
Maybe the NOVA did a bad job explaining the techniques used, but look at it this way. The computer... | Because the "secret" behind watson is the decades of Jeopardy questions that they've used to train it. They're using the same technique that helped speech recognition in the 1990's, but that technique [has limitations](
Maybe the NOVA did a bad job explaining the techniques used, but look at it this way. The computer... | [
"Summary: Free speech is important, but the court deals with speech that is directly to the issue at hand. You can say anything, as long as it addresses the question. Calling the verdict \"bullshit\" falls outside that range of acceptable speech.\n\nPost: Sure, you should be able to express your opinion. However, t... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,479 |
miasmic | Generate the content for a reddit post My recommendation would be buy your girlfriend a second hand road bike with the money you were going to spend on this. You can get a nice vintage bike for $200. The Stumpjumper is worth fixing up or selling for sure, but it doesn't make economic sense to convert it to a road bike,... | What sort of condition is it and how many original parts are there? These bikes were top of the range back in the day, raced by pros at the highest level and are very collectible. The bike in that example photo would be worth quite a lot. It may be the best thing (if it wasn't a Birthday surprise) is to just sell it to... | What sort of condition is it and how many original parts are there? These bikes were top of the range back in the day, raced by pros at the highest level and are very collectible. The bike in that example photo would be worth quite a lot. It may be the best thing (if it wasn't a Birthday surprise) is to just sell it to... | [
"Summary: 11 yo girl plays in my car at music festival, finds kill switch I didn't know about, take out the starter motor before I find it. Either the previous owner didn't know about it or forgot to tell me about it.\n\nPost: Last summer I was camping at a music festival, me and my buddy were cooking a lamb roast ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,480 |
TheMerchandise | Generate the content for a reddit post they came from behind | when people merely say "ass" or "booty," i never know if they mean the shape of the posterior itself or the act of playing the back nine. i gather from context you're especially fond of the latter, but speaking as an ass man who couldn't care less about anal, i think it's an important distinction. | when people merely say "ass" or "booty," i never know if they mean the shape of the posterior itself or the act of playing the back nine. i gather from context you're especially fond of the latter, but speaking as an ass man who couldn't care less about anal, i think it's an important distinction. | [
"Summary: it's all about your state of mind, man. \n EDIT: clarified something. hopefully i don't have to come back for spelling/grammar .-.\n\nPost: i respectfully disagree, and i will back this up, though i will say my enjoyment of it is rather subjective (obviously, but when i say \"best,\" i mean i got more out... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,481 |
Magnus77 | Generate the content for a reddit post Jungle cho could be good. Stalkers + Devouring, Iceborn, Spirit Visage, Randuins, boots, Liandry's or Zephyr. Bruisy monster that hits lots of spikes. Discuss/critique please. | I may be misunderstanding some of the changes so be patient, but in general it seems like early ganking is less important than before due to buffs spawning later, and in general a boost to farming the jungle.
So my go to jungler is cho, and i think season 5 will provide an opportunity for the big fella to regain the ... | I may be misunderstanding some of the changes so be patient, but in general it seems like early ganking is less important than before due to buffs spawning later, and in general a boost to farming the jungle.
So my go to jungler is cho, and i think season 5 will provide an opportunity for the big fella to regain the ... | [
"Summary: do use Raka if you want a off-meta top that bullies well and has good utility \n don't use the Banananator if your team is all AD or you really want to rack up kills.\n\nPost: Soraka top is definitely off meta, but awesome. you can bully people with your Q which is AoE damage the MR reduction and a free, ... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,482 |
Hector_Kur | Generate the content for a reddit post this image is old, calm your tits | I like how no one in this thread can tell this image was pretty obviously made several years ago (and likely on 4chan...). What was happening five or six years ago?
Xboxes across the country were red-ringing en masse. They still red ring today, but it's either talked about less or happens less often.
PS3 had a... | I like how no one in this thread can tell this image was pretty obviously made several years ago (and likely on 4chan...). What was happening five or six years ago?
Xboxes across the country were red-ringing en masse. They still red ring today, but it's either talked about less or happens less often.
PS3 had a... | [
"Summary: time never ceases to slip away, and when you happen to find some spare time, often you really just want to spend it doing nothing. There's joy in nothing. \n EDIT: I would actually love to ask a teenager where all there time is. I wasn't a kid that stayed up super late, and I never skipped class. I wa... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,483 |
paxNoctis | Generate the content for a reddit post The Self-Esteem generation sucks donkey balls. | I was out in the park playing baseball with some friends of mine against another team from across town. Another friend saw us playing and decided he wanted to come join our league. He doesn't really like to play baseball, so when it's his turn to be at bat he runs up to the pitcher, assumes a wrestling stance and tri... | I was out in the park playing baseball with some friends of mine against another team from across town. Another friend saw us playing and decided he wanted to come join our league. He doesn't really like to play baseball, so when it's his turn to be at bat he runs up to the pitcher, assumes a wrestling stance and tri... | [
"Summary: WTF does this have to do with anything): No one has any claim to any land anywhere in the game. Claims are backed by swords, and he who has the most/best swords has the best claim. True power lies not in kings, gods or rich men, but in swords.\n\nPost: Except, by definition that have no claim to the l... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,484 |
78fivealive | Generate the content for a reddit post Michelle Malkin is just like a rabid anti-gay-but-closeted-homo old white guy. | She does firmly establish that mental colonization is a real thing. It would be one thing if she were just ideologically conservative. But in much the same way as Sen. Larry Craig was bizarrely fixated on opposing equal rights for LGBT, so is Malkin bizarrely fixated on supporting racist and in particular anti-Asian ... | She does firmly establish that mental colonization is a real thing. It would be one thing if she were just ideologically conservative. But in much the same way as Sen. Larry Craig was bizarrely fixated on opposing equal rights for LGBT, so is Malkin bizarrely fixated on supporting racist and in particular anti-Asian ... | [
"Summary: notional gives some indication of total trading activity, not total value. notional on CDS is much larger than the value of contract. also, derivative counterparties are exposed on a net basis under ISDA, so as the notional is a gross figure it is not an accurate way of gauging counterparty exposure. t... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,485 |
p_iynx | Generate the content for a reddit post I feel your pain. | Urg. I had/have an eating disorder and comments like this bug the ever loving fuck out of me. Jesus Christ, if you don't like the way I drink things...stop paying a creepy amount of attention to how I drink! Don't watch me eat or comment on how I ate "sooo much" and you're proud of me. Just shut the fuck up and treat m... | Urg. I had/have an eating disorder and comments like this bug the ever loving fuck out of me. Jesus Christ, if you don't like the way I drink things...stop paying a creepy amount of attention to how I drink! Don't watch me eat or comment on how I ate "sooo much" and you're proud of me. Just shut the fuck up and treat m... | [
"Summary: fingering (mostly to stretch out the entrance enough, the vagina itself stretches relatively easily) and lube. Oral may make her wet, but also could make her tight. Try and make her cum before you start. :)\n\nPost: First off, nobody is amazing at sucking dick right off the bat. I remember my first experi... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,486 |
YouthInRevolt | Generate the content for a reddit post Break up the banks | Yes, mark to market accounting would be a great step towards exposing what's really on the balance sheets of the Big 6 banks, but our problems will keep reoccurring until we break up the Big 6.
Simon Johnson of MIT suggests that no bank should have more than 4% of the U.S.'s GDP as Assets Under Management. Right now... | Yes, mark to market accounting would be a great step towards exposing what's really on the balance sheets of the Big 6 banks, but our problems will keep reoccurring until we break up the Big 6.
Simon Johnson of MIT suggests that no bank should have more than 4% of the U.S.'s GDP as Assets Under Management. Right now... | [
"Summary: It's going to get a lot worse in America before it gets better. Japan's real estate bubble popped in 1990, and it essentially took them until 2005 to recover (only to be smacked by the US's real estate bubble, and then an earthquake, and then a tsunami, and then a nuclear crisis)\n\nPost: This morning's ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,487 |
Gemini6Ice | Generate the content for a reddit post the rent is too damn high!" at the end of it, you would have raked in the upvotes and been invited to the high rollers room. | This would have been an excellent comment, except for that first bit of self-delusion. Sometimes when people don't appreciate your jokes the problem isn't that they are humorless; the problem is that your jokes are bad.
Use actual wit in your comments here, within intelligent discourse, and it will be appreciated. Ch... | This would have been an excellent comment, except for that first bit of self-delusion. Sometimes when people don't appreciate your jokes the problem isn't that they are humorless; the problem is that your jokes are bad.
Use actual wit in your comments here, within intelligent discourse, and it will be appreciated. Ch... | [
"Summary: IMHO proxies are okay if you are just sitting around and playing for shits and giggles, but not okay for any sort of competitive format.\n\nPost: That guy sounds like a jerk, sorry. \n I can see proxies being a scrub move for formats where the incredibly-awesome-and-incredibly-expensive cards are in, but ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,488 |
TheNinjirate | Generate the content for a reddit post it's not about either being inferior or superior in any way. It's about being told one is legitimate/valid, and the other is not. that's what the issue is. | there is no deep rooted self-loathing here, it's actually quite the opposite. the reason I "feel the need to constantly affirm that I'm the same as a cis woman" is because it seems that 99% of people will adamantly tell me I am not. People who don't know me, who don't know my experience, and haven't been through this, ... | there is no deep rooted self-loathing here, it's actually quite the opposite. the reason I "feel the need to constantly affirm that I'm the same as a cis woman" is because it seems that 99% of people will adamantly tell me I am not. People who don't know me, who don't know my experience, and haven't been through this, ... | [
"Summary: I think you two really need to talk.\n\nPost: What sounds like the biggest thing here is that this is something she really needs to hear. I think telling her that this is how you feel, is a very important part of the communication process; and then negotiating from there would be the next best step. That ... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,489 |
Ihatecraptcha | Generate the content for a reddit post the filtering system can also block out stuff you need to see based on the stupidest criteria or even make up crap thats not there. | I have been diagnosed with severe ADHD and can identify with that paralyzing overwhelmed feeling but there is much more to it than that at least for me. Its more like the filtering goes out of control, making blundering descisions that go from letting too much in all at once to filtering out what I am looking for if it... | I have been diagnosed with severe ADHD and can identify with that paralyzing overwhelmed feeling but there is much more to it than that at least for me. Its more like the filtering goes out of control, making blundering descisions that go from letting too much in all at once to filtering out what I am looking for if it... | [
"Summary: Dentist almost kills me by injecting meds in my blood system setting me up for a life time of flashbacks and pain. \n Edit: To correct spelling errors that remain invisible until you hit save then they jump out at you like a truck slamming you and knocking you twenty feet. Its amazing how elusive words li... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,490 |
cleversoap | Generate the content for a reddit post you'll be fine, don't expect all your experience to directly translate though. | Former casino game developer here (for 3 years); your only concern will be showing that you have all the relevant skills as they may be a bit incredulous about your previous experience as "somebody that makes them machines what takes me shrapnel".
There are also some skills that you should highlight that can set you ... | Former casino game developer here (for 3 years); your only concern will be showing that you have all the relevant skills as they may be a bit incredulous about your previous experience as "somebody that makes them machines what takes me shrapnel".
There are also some skills that you should highlight that can set you ... | [
"Summary: Going with the previous road metaphor, say you want to get to ISP City. In Australia we currently (excluding current upgrades made under the NBN) only have dirt roads from our house leading to any number of dirt roundabouts and long dirt roads before finally getting to ISP City. Under FTTN some of those... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,491 |
VorDresden | Generate the content for a reddit post Mal is Batman in space, and Lawful Good | Actually I have an issue with Mal being Chaotic Good, I think he's actually a Lawful good character living in a world governed by a different set of Law and is thus an outlaw. Mal isn't really capricious, he's dependable, when he says he's gonna do something, he does it. As he tells Doc he won't kill an unarmed man, bu... | Actually I have an issue with Mal being Chaotic Good, I think he's actually a Lawful good character living in a world governed by a different set of Law and is thus an outlaw. Mal isn't really capricious, he's dependable, when he says he's gonna do something, he does it. As he tells Doc he won't kill an unarmed man, bu... | [
"Summary: The base of operations was a mining base and not a war base, and the invasion seems lazy because it was. But a base on mars is not the way to fix the problem, since they only (I hesitate to say lost given the comparative casualty rates) Lets say instead, the only reason we aren't dead is that we lost so b... | 51 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,492 |
Philobus | Generate the content for a reddit post Guy killed someone and confessed it all to me | I worked at a fine dining restaurant a few years ago and this "couple" is burned into my frontal love. The guy was in his mid thirties and the woman was this Vietnamese girl who didn't speak a single word of English.
He then told me why he was in town. He "got in some trouble" and proceeded to make me listen to his r... | I worked at a fine dining restaurant a few years ago and this "couple" is burned into my frontal love. The guy was in his mid thirties and the woman was this Vietnamese girl who didn't speak a single word of English.
He then told me why he was in town. He "got in some trouble" and proceeded to make me listen to his r... | [
"Summary: Sister thought she was being polite when she pulled a knife on me and I chased her out of the house with a replica gun.\n\nPost: Here goes. My sister and I argue about this story to this day. We both lived at home at the time. I was 17 and she was 19. At the time, she was really into drugs. The heavy kind... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,493 |
AuntieChiChi | Generate the content for a reddit post how do i tell if my son is having legit food issues related to his aspergers or being a pain in the ass kid not wanting to eat the good for you stuff? How do I expand his horizons - food wise?
Thanks!
Edit: Thanks to all of you for commenting. (minus the one stinker). As I... | Ok. So my son is an Aspie. He's 7.5yrs old. He has always been a picky eater. But now that he is older he is getting to be more creative and I can't tell the difference between his Aspie issues with certain foods and his being a pain in the butt 7 year old not wanting to eat the healthy stuff. For example - he has... | Ok. So my son is an Aspie. He's 7.5yrs old. He has always been a picky eater. But now that he is older he is getting to be more creative and I can't tell the difference between his Aspie issues with certain foods and his being a pain in the butt 7 year old not wanting to eat the healthy stuff. For example - he has... | [
"Summary: is that sometimes falls can be a \"good\" thing - in that they are learning experiences. THe trick is to stay calm & relaxed NO MATTER WHAT happens. Your stress=horse stress. That goes for beginner or Pro riders. Doesn't matter. Just remind yourself that your friend is not you and that you cannot hav... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,494 |
yoshi314 | Generate the content for a reddit post apply some moderation to your style, and you should be fine. | problem could be you totally look older with that style.
#3 is a bit excessive imho. and #4 is a bit too...bold ?
it generally might be a problem, as someone might take an impression that you're just fooling around, and not taking things seriously.
i would stick with the style, but not go too artistic with it. it... | problem could be you totally look older with that style.
#3 is a bit excessive imho. and #4 is a bit too...bold ?
it generally might be a problem, as someone might take an impression that you're just fooling around, and not taking things seriously.
i would stick with the style, but not go too artistic with it. it... | [
"Summary: not entirely bad diet, but a bit too extreme for my taste.\n\nPost: personally, i think that diet might turn out unhealthy in the long run. science will tell. \n from the faq : \n > Eat only from the animal world (eggs, fish, redmeat and fowl and some dairy are all animal sourced foods, i.e.: meat). \n > ... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,495 |
Conflikt | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't make this video a nuisance the goal is to share it where people haven't seen it before. | enough of the kony video's on here guys sure it needs to be spread but there are already literally 8 other posts on the /r/videos front page. Instead of posting it here post it on facebook, email it to your friends and post it to any other site that you think would not have already seen it. | enough of the kony video's on here guys sure it needs to be spread but there are already literally 8 other posts on the /r/videos front page. Instead of posting it here post it on facebook, email it to your friends and post it to any other site that you think would not have already seen it. | [
"Summary: Don't make this video a nuisance the goal is to share it where people haven't seen it before.\n\nPost: Enough of the Kony video's on here guys sure it needs to be spread but there are already posts on the /r/videos front page. Instead of posting it here post it on facebook, email it to your friends and po... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,496 |
Mighty_Ack | Generate the content for a reddit post sometimes it is, sometimes it ain't | I wouldn't classify this as misinformation - it's more like making a bad call, depending on the game. If the enemy team has grouped up as 5 (already) and has taken all the merc camps, not going into the mines is obviously a bad play. Mind you, going in could be bad too, depending if you get crushed in a teamfight but... | I wouldn't classify this as misinformation - it's more like making a bad call, depending on the game. If the enemy team has grouped up as 5 (already) and has taken all the merc camps, not going into the mines is obviously a bad play. Mind you, going in could be bad too, depending if you get crushed in a teamfight but... | [
"Summary: You can get specific advice from a local shop/club. See what type of bow you're leaning towards \n edit - I didn't realize that naked asterisks translated into bullet points. Put an escape \\ for clarification.\n\nPost: Whoa... you're that tall already?! Impressive... \n Ok, so, assuming you didn't hit... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,497 |
High_Stream | Generate the content for a reddit post A well-reasoned argument is SURE to make him see my side and CAN'T result in ANY backlash. I feel content. | I only read the first two, but that was enough to recognize the patterns. I can't help but wonder if he got his hands on a copy of Joseph Campbell when he was younger.
Homeschooling isn't necessarily a bad thing. Orson Scott Card teaches a university writing class and says that the formerly homeschooled kids were a l... | I only read the first two, but that was enough to recognize the patterns. I can't help but wonder if he got his hands on a copy of Joseph Campbell when he was younger.
Homeschooling isn't necessarily a bad thing. Orson Scott Card teaches a university writing class and says that the formerly homeschooled kids were a l... | [
"Summary: God is not an impatient taskmaster but a loving father who knows our potential and wants us to live up to it.\n\nPost: Another Christian here. Instead of thinking of the God/man relationship as a master/servant relationship, think of it as a father/child relationship. God is not some slave owner who is go... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,498 |
camelFace | Generate the content for a reddit post You'd break a sharp knife on this. You want a really tough knife, like the OP's cleaver. | Sharpness is derived from a fine cutting edge. OP replied saying he used a cleaver -- cleavers in general have wide angles on the cutting edges. They're not especially sharp but they retain the edge they have while handling difficult tasks. There are cleavers for vegetables, meat, bone, etc. As the task gets tougher, t... | Sharpness is derived from a fine cutting edge. OP replied saying he used a cleaver -- cleavers in general have wide angles on the cutting edges. They're not especially sharp but they retain the edge they have while handling difficult tasks. There are cleavers for vegetables, meat, bone, etc. As the task gets tougher, t... | [
"Summary: In nearly every game the player has the resources to complete missions in a low-profile manner. The Animus constraints are just loose enough to allow counterproductive metagaming that is then disparaged as \"illogical,\" and \"unstealthy.\"\n\nPost: While this is all true, it should be noted that in Altai... | 93 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 9,499 |
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