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How nice for everybody. Come swimming. The water's glorious. You'll fix it. You'll come up with one of your brilliant ideas. | Or I won't. I can't help her. I'm out of my depth. |
Or I won't. I can't help her. I'm out of my depth. | Things always look much worse in the morning. |
Things always look much worse in the morning. | I don't know how to make her funny. |
I don't know how to make her funny. | You're coming swimming in the pool, and in a few minutes you won't even remember what it's about. You won't care who's in your damn movie. |
You're coming swimming in the pool, and in a few minutes you won't even remember what it's about. You won't care who's in your damn movie. | What what's about? |
What what's about? | I...wait, what are you talking about? |
What a fucking day! We only just got a sitter. I don't know her from fucking Adam. She could be a serial killer. I'm going to have to call every ten minutes. You have to let me give out the number. | Of course. |
What is that thing? | So this sitter can always reach me. I'm still not used to leaving him. |
So this sitter can always reach me. I'm still not used to leaving him. | You should have brought him. |
You should have brought him. | Dander. He's allergic. Otis. |
Dander. He's allergic. Otis. | Oh. Do you have any pictures? |
Oh. Do you have any pictures? | Pictures. They're always in my tote. I left my tote in the damn trailer. But! He's Mac all over again. Imagine Mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet. The fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth. |
Pictures. They're always in my tote. I left my tote in the damn trailer. But! He's Mac all over again. Imagine Mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet. The fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth. | Are you the funniest person I know, or what? |
Are you the funniest person I know, or what? | I can't think how you gave it all up, Soph. |
Directing suits you. | I'm not so sure. Look again in three months. |
I'm not so sure. Look again in three months. | It must be nice having so many strangers kiss your ass all of a sudden. |
It must be nice having so many strangers kiss your ass all of a sudden. | Ow! Gina, you obviously need to get fucked. |
Ow! Gina, you obviously need to get fucked. | Just did. Jealous? |
Just did. Jealous? | When does he graduate high school? |
When does he graduate high school? | Oh, very jealous. |
Time. Hey! Time. Judy! Time you guys. Hey!! | Ya Vhol. What are you, a fucking Nazi? |
Ya Vhol. What are you, a fucking Nazi? | Well it's fucking time. |
I call that a perfect day. | A perfect night. |
A perfect night. | Damn near. And a damn near perfect drug. |
Damn near. And a damn near perfect drug. | Hm. We should do it again. |
Hm. We should do it again. | Just every once in a blue moon, you know. |
Just every once in a blue moon, you know. | Hm. You think we should ask them for their landscaper? |
Hm. You think we should ask them for their landscaper? | Hm. Do you like fucking out of doors? |
Hm. Do you like fucking out of doors? | Not as a rule. |
Not as a rule. | They didn't sign their goddamn tax returns! |
What was it? What the fuck was it? | Ryan's novel. |
Ryan's novel. | Ryan's novel? |
Don't get it. | Well, it might be Clair. They're threatening not to come... |
Well, it might be Clair. They're threatening not to come... | What? |
What? | They can't find a sitter... Hello? Excuse me? Yes, uh, hold on. Just a moment. It's Skye Davidson. She needs directions to the house. You invited Skye fucking Davidson to our anniversary party? |
They can't find a sitter... Hello? Excuse me? Yes, uh, hold on. Just a moment. It's Skye Davidson. She needs directions to the house. You invited Skye fucking Davidson to our anniversary party? | Okay. I'm sorry, look, I meant to tell you. It was the only chance I had to meet her. |
Okay. I'm sorry, look, I meant to tell you. It was the only chance I had to meet her. | You invited her to our anniversary party? I didn't even invite my mother. |
You invited her to our anniversary party? I didn't even invite my mother. | She goes on location tomorrow. Sally, I'm sorry. Look, I can't keep her on hold. |
She goes on location tomorrow. Sally, I'm sorry. Look, I can't keep her on hold. | No, no of course not. It's Skye fucking Davidson, for fuck's sake. |
No, no of course not. It's Skye fucking Davidson, for fuck's sake. | You want me to uninvite her? |
You want me to uninvite her? | No, no of course not. How old is she? Twenty-fucking-two? |
And she's a stinking fucking actress, for fuck's sake. | Skye! I'm so glad you're able to make it...it's our sixth, actually. You read the book again? Well, no, the ending to chapter six...it's just that it's not filmic. We tried it in an earlier draft, but, it just wasn't filmic... Well, sure, we can absolutely look at that again. If you're coming from Laurel, you want ... |
Yes. | Okay. Last one to find Otis is a smelly old bum. |
Someone left the goddamn gate open. Otis got out. Skye and I, well the... I came out of the house and the fucking gate was wide open. | Oh for fuck's sake. Nobody uses that gate. |
Don't be so sure. | Listen to yourself... Don't worry, it's alright. We'll find him. What's wrong with you? |
Listen to yourself... Don't worry, it's alright. We'll find him. What's wrong with you? | She left the fucking gate open. |
She left the fucking gate open. | Well he can't have gone far. |
Well he can't have gone far. | Can't have gone far? He's like a greyhound. He could be miles away. |
Can't have gone far? He's like a greyhound. He could be miles away. | He'll find his way back. |
He'll find his way back. | There are fucking coyotes out there. |
There are fucking coyotes out there. | Sally, calm down. We're not going to find him any quicker by you being hysterical. |
Otis!!!! | Otis!!!! |
Otis!!!! | Otis, good boy, come here. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. |
Otis, good boy, come here. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. | This is a nightmare. We should have kept him upstairs. |
This is a nightmare. We should have kept him upstairs. | It was done. When Sophia put the kids to bed, America brought Otis in the room and closed the door. It was done. |
It was done. When Sophia put the kids to bed, America brought Otis in the room and closed the door. It was done. | Well someone clearly let him out before Monica opened the gate. |
Well someone clearly let him out before Monica opened the gate. | Oh fuck you, and fuck Monica while you're at it. But I guess that's what I interrupted. |
Oh fuck you, and fuck Monica while you're at it. But I guess that's what I interrupted. | Jesus, Sally. You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier. |
Jesus, Sally. You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier. | Yeah, let's talk about that. You seem to be rather an expert. I don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties. |
Yeah, let's talk about that. You seem to be rather an expert. I don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties. | Rave parties?! That's so typical - you would think it was called rage. Perfect! |
Rave parties?! That's so typical - you would think it was called rage. Perfect! | What else don't I know about, Joe? Let's get really clear here. |
What else don't I know about, Joe? Let's get really clear here. | Sally, so I took a few pills. I went out dancing. I tried to forget how upset I was about splitting up with you. I haven't lied to you. I told you about the people I've slept with. I just didn't mention the few occasions I took drugs because you're so fucking judgmental I knew I'd never hear the end of it, and you... |
Sally, so I took a few pills. I went out dancing. I tried to forget how upset I was about splitting up with you. I haven't lied to you. I told you about the people I've slept with. I just didn't mention the few occasions I took drugs because you're so fucking judgmental I knew I'd never hear the end of it, and you... | Otis! Come! Good boy! Come! |
Otis! Come! Good boy! Come! | Otis! |
Otis! | I'm not sure we understand that word in the same way. |
I'm not sure we understand that word in the same way. | Love? |
Love? | You walked out on a five year marriage. |
You walked out on a five year marriage. | That hasn't the first fucking thing to do with love. It's whether we can live together... like this! All the time. |
That hasn't the first fucking thing to do with love. It's whether we can live together... like this! All the time. | It's not like this all the time. |
It's not like this all the time. | DO I want anyone else? No. Do I want to be with you for the rest of my natural life? I'm trying. |
DO I want anyone else? No. Do I want to be with you for the rest of my natural life? I'm trying. | And how hard it hit? |
And how hard it hit? | Just stop right there, Sally. We've been through this. |
Just stop right there, Sally. We've been through this. | You've been through it. That's how you love people. When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you. |
You've been through it. That's how you love people. When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you. | Sally, first of all, you're talking bullshit. And second... |
Sally, first of all, you're talking bullshit. And second... | You want to talk about bullshit? Lucy called you three times this week. She's a fucking mess, Joe. Your sister is a fucking mess. She needs you. I talk to her more than you do. |
You want to talk about bullshit? Lucy called you three times this week. She's a fucking mess, Joe. Your sister is a fucking mess. She needs you. I talk to her more than you do. | That is not true. |
That is not true. | It is true. You know how you love, Joe? You dedicate a book to someone. |
It is true. You know how you love, Joe? You dedicate a book to someone. | Every novel I've had published in every language I've dedicated to Lucy. |
Every novel I've had published in every language I've dedicated to Lucy. | Right. And when was the last time you spoke to her? |
And how fucking dare you cast Skye Davidson in that part? Have you any idea how humiliating that is for me? I'm an actress! It's about our marriage for fuck's sake. Everybody knows that... | It's a novel. |
It's a novel. | About me! |
About me! | Who the fuck do you think you are? The part of Genna is not just about you. It's about every woman I've ever loved in my entire life. Including my mother. The character is also clearly in her early twenties, Sally. |
Who the fuck do you think you are? The part of Genna is not just about you. It's about every woman I've ever loved in my entire life. Including my mother. The character is also clearly in her early twenties, Sally. | What are you saying? |
What are you saying? | Hello? Last birthday was? |
Hello? Last birthday was? | I don't look my age, Joe. |
I don't look my age, Joe. | Sally, I have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it. And you are out of touch with reality if you think differently. |
Sally, I have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it. And you are out of touch with reality if you think differently. | It's a shit novel anyway. |
It's a shit novel anyway. | Well there you go. I let you off the hook. You're one goddamn lucky actress. |
Well there you go. I let you off the hook. You're one goddamn lucky actress. | Not really. I mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch. That's what all our friends think, anyway. |
Not really. I mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch. That's what all our friends think, anyway. | Okay. If we could've, by some miracle, stripped ten years off your face, still couldn't have got the thing made. Because I don't mean anything as a director, and your name doesn't mean fuck all anymore. And the people that can hire you are afraid to, because they think you're phoning it in. That you don't have... Oh... |
Okay. If we could've, by some miracle, stripped ten years off your face, still couldn't have got the thing made. Because I don't mean anything as a director, and your name doesn't mean fuck all anymore. And the people that can hire you are afraid to, because they think you're phoning it in. That you don't have... Oh... | Who? Who? Who thinks that? |
Who? Who? Who thinks that? | Your director and your co-star of your current movie. Don't dish if you can't take it, Sally. |
Your director and your co-star of your current movie. Don't dish if you can't take it, Sally. | Mac? Mac says it? Cal? |
Cal, too? | Sally, for Christ's sake. |
Sally, for Christ's sake. | Anyone else? |
Anyone else? | This is insanity. Sally... |
This is insanity. Sally... | Don't. |
Don't. | Don't push me away. |
Don't push me away. | I had an abortion two weeks ago. |
I had an abortion two weeks ago. | Don't do this. |
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