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It doesn't matter now. We've just got to be the first ones there. Get everybody up. I want them all activated. | All of them? |
What's the matter? | Sorry. Nothing. See you - I'm going to be late. |
Sorry. Nothing. See you - I'm going to be late. | You are late. |
You are late. | Even later. |
Even later. | Sam, your life is going wrong - let your friends tell you - Records is a dead end department, no Security Level worth a damn, it's impossible to get noticed - |
Sam, your life is going wrong - let your friends tell you - Records is a dead end department, no Security Level worth a damn, it's impossible to get noticed - | Yes, I know, fantastic, marvellous, wonderful - remember me to Alison - and the - er - twins. |
Yes, I know, fantastic, marvellous, wonderful - remember me to Alison - and the - er - twins. | Triplets. |
Triplets. | Really? - God, how time flies! |
Sorry about that ... Mr Helpmann told me you were coming aboard - congratulations! | Thanks. Are you officer 412/L? |
Thanks. Are you officer 412/L? | For my sins. Are you settling in alright? |
For my sins. Are you settling in alright? | Yes, thanks. |
Yes, thanks. | Terrific. I'm really glad you dropped by. Unfortunately, I don't have any time right now I've got a queue of customers to deal with - er, why don't we have a drink tonight? |
Terrific. I'm really glad you dropped by. Unfortunately, I don't have any time right now I've got a queue of customers to deal with - er, why don't we have a drink tonight? | Ah ... |
Ah ... | What? |
What? | I don't want to take up your time now, but I was hoping you could give me some information on somebody. It's a security level three matter and Information Retrieval records says to refer to you. |
I don't want to take up your time now, but I was hoping you could give me some information on somebody. It's a security level three matter and Information Retrieval records says to refer to you. | OK. Come back this afternoon, about four o'clock. If you give me the number of the case, I'll have the dossier here waiting. My tailor,... well worth the investment. |
OK. Come back this afternoon, about four o'clock. If you give me the number of the case, I'll have the dossier here waiting. My tailor,... well worth the investment. | I've got numbers all over these - I'm not sure which is the one you want. |
I've got numbers all over these - I'm not sure which is the one you want. | Layton! Oh shit! |
Layton! Oh shit! | What is it? |
What is it? | You clever bastard! I might have guessed. You only moved in today and you're already hot on the bloody trail. |
You clever bastard! I might have guessed. You only moved in today and you're already hot on the bloody trail. | Am I? |
Am I? | Please, Sam, we're going to have to be open to each other on this one. If you make a reputation with this case, it'll be at my expense. |
Please, Sam, we're going to have to be open to each other on this one. If you make a reputation with this case, it'll be at my expense. | How do you mean? |
How do you mean? | How much do you know? |
How much do you know? | Not much. |
Not much. | Enough though, eh? |
Enough though, eh? | Not really, no. |
OK. OK. Let's not fence around ... This is the situation. Some idiot somewhere in the building, some insect, confused two of our clients, B58/732 and T47/215. | B58/732, that's A. Buttle isn't it? |
B58/732, that's A. Buttle isn't it? | Christ! You do know it all! |
Christ! You do know it all! | No, no, I don't. I'm just beginning Honestly. Sorry, carry on. |
No, no, I don't. I'm just beginning Honestly. Sorry, carry on. | Well, your A. Buttle has been confused with T47/215, an A. Tuttle. I mean, it's a joke! Somebody should be shot for that. So B58/732 was pulled in by mistake. |
Well, your A. Buttle has been confused with T47/215, an A. Tuttle. I mean, it's a joke! Somebody should be shot for that. So B58/732 was pulled in by mistake. | You got the wrong man. |
You got the wrong man. | I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done. |
I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done. | You killed him? |
You killed him? | Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to avoid that event but Buttle's heart condition did not appear on Tuttle's file. Don't think I'm dismissing this business, Sam. I've lost a week's sleep over it already. |
Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to avoid that event but Buttle's heart condition did not appear on Tuttle's file. Don't think I'm dismissing this business, Sam. I've lost a week's sleep over it already. | I'm sure you have |
I'm sure you have | There are some real bastards in this department who don't mind breaking a few eggs to make an omelette, but thank God there are the new boys like me who want to maintain decent civilized standards of terrorist eradication. We've got the upper hand for the moment, but they're waiting for us to slip up, and a little slip... |
There are some real bastards in this department who don't mind breaking a few eggs to make an omelette, but thank God there are the new boys like me who want to maintain decent civilized standards of terrorist eradication. We've got the upper hand for the moment, but they're waiting for us to slip up, and a little slip... | So how ...? |
So how ...? | What I've got to do now is pick up Tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as Buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking. |
What I've got to do now is pick up Tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as Buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking. | What has Tuttle done? |
What has Tuttle done? | We suspect him of freelance subversion. |
We suspect him of freelance subversion. | He's a freelance subversive? |
He's a freelance subversive? | He's a compulsive heating engineer. A maverick ex-Central Service repair man with a grudge against society. Now, fortunately, we're nearly out of the wood, I think. At least we will be when I get this Layton woman under arrest. |
You stupid bastard! | What? |
What? | How could you do this to me? |
How could you do this to me? | Help me, Jack! I'm frightened! |
Help me, Jack! I'm frightened! | How do you think I feel? You shit! |
How do you think I feel? You shit! | Jack ... |
Jack ... | Shut up! This is a professional relationship! |
You're a stupid, fat arsed, obstructive, fascist moron aren't you? | If you say so. |
If you say so. | You think these are tits don't you? |
You think these are tits don't you? | Ah. |
Ah. | I bet you'd like to touch them? |
I bet you'd like to touch them? | Oh. |
Oh. | Well don't. You're looking at twenty pounds of high explosive! And if you don't stamp this form I'm going to blow the place up! |
... This is amazing ... for me ... being here with you. I mean, in my dreams you ... | I don't want to hear about your fucking dreams! |
I don't want to hear about your fucking dreams! | Oh. But ... Look, I'm sorry I shouted at you. |
Oh. But ... Look, I'm sorry I shouted at you. | Why are they all pigs at Information Retrieval? |
Why are they all pigs at Information Retrieval? | I don't know. Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say. |
You know, smoking's bad for you. | It's my fucking life. |
It's my fucking life. | Yes, of course. Sorry. |
Yes, of course. Sorry. | I know you. I saw you through the floor, didn't I? |
I know you. I saw you through the floor, didn't I? | Yes. Ceiling. Why did you run away? |
Yes. Ceiling. Why did you run away? | I didn't run away. I left the flat. |
I didn't run away. I left the flat. | Why? |
Why? | I didn't like it. |
I didn't like it. | Why not? |
Why not? | It had a hole in the floor. Where are we going? |
It had a hole in the floor. Where are we going? | Where are you taking me? |
Where are you taking me? | What? |
What? | Where are you taking me? |
Where are you taking me? | Ah ... Er ... It looks as if you're taking me. |
Ah ... Er ... It looks as if you're taking me. | It does doesn't it? |
It does doesn't it? | Where are you taking me? |
Look at that - right on time. | What? I thought you were free to come and go as you please. |
What? I thought you were free to come and go as you please. | Well, almost ... unfortunately I do have to punch in by 5.00 every day. |
Well, almost ... unfortunately I do have to punch in by 5.00 every day. | Every day? |
Every day? | Turn around! |
Turn around! | What? |
What? | They'll be there waiting. |
They'll be there waiting. | Who will? |
Who will? | Security. |
Security. | You're joking. |
You're joking. | No. Please. They're going to arrest you. |
No. Please. They're going to arrest you. | I thought you arrested me. |
I thought you arrested me. | Yes ... but, this is real. Now, stop! |
Yes ... but, this is real. Now, stop! | Cut it out, Sam. |
Cut it out, Sam. | Will you please turn back. |
Will you please turn back. | Get away! |
Get away! | Turn! |
Turn! | Stop it ... damn you! |
This is a hell of a time to buy a nightie. | Are you still following me? |
Are you still following me? | Please, Jill ... I love you. |
Please, Jill ... I love you. | Go away. |
Go away. | There are plenty of other safe places. Why don't we go back to my flat? |
There are plenty of other safe places. Why don't we go back to my flat? | Leave me alone! |
Leave me alone! | You've got to trust me. It sounds silly but I know we were meant to meet. |
You've got to trust me. It sounds silly but I know we were meant to meet. | You mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me? |
You mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me? | I vas just trying to help. I decided to trust you. Maybe I was wrong. Whose side are you on really? Who are your friends? Who was the man who gave you the parcel? What's in it? It's the only thing you saved from the lorry .... It must he something very special. |
I vas just trying to help. I decided to trust you. Maybe I was wrong. Whose side are you on really? Who are your friends? Who was the man who gave you the parcel? What's in it? It's the only thing you saved from the lorry .... It must he something very special. | I saved you from the lorry and you're not very special. |
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