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I saved you from the lorry and you're not very special. | ........... It's a bomb isn't it? |
........... It's a bomb isn't it? | Oh ... Jesus! |
A cheque. | The refund for Tuttle! |
The refund for Tuttle! | Tuttle? |
Tuttle? | I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion from the word go! He's been wrongly charged for Electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can! |
I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion from the word go! He's been wrongly charged for Electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can! | I've never seen a Ministry cheque before. |
I've never seen a Ministry cheque before. | We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque! |
We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque! | Send it to somebody else. Send it to Buttle. It's his cheque. |
Send it to somebody else. Send it to Buttle. It's his cheque. | I've tried that! Population Census have got him down as dormanted, the Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as deleted, and the Information Retrieval have got him down as inoperative ... Security has him down as excised., Admin have him down as completed |
I've tried that! Population Census have got him down as dormanted, the Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as deleted, and the Information Retrieval have got him down as inoperative ... Security has him down as excised., Admin have him down as completed | Hang on. |
Oh, to hell with the diet, a number eight, please. | A most perceptive choice, Madam, if I may say so. Monsieur? |
Nice and easy now. Keep your hands where I can see them. | What is this? Who the hell are you? |
You know each other a long time? | Two years. Ever since we left island. |
Two years. Ever since we left island. | In that time, you ever have sex? |
In that time, you ever have sex? | Never. No cigarettes, no drugs, no booze. |
Never. No cigarettes, no drugs, no booze. | No underwear? |
No underwear? | We are virgins. |
That shit is poison, Frank. We don't drink alcohol here. What you need is one of these. | Did you give Mary something called Red Death? |
Did you give Mary something called Red Death? | Red Death? Tell me something, Frank--does killing your clients make good business sense to you? The kids selling that shit have no sense. They'll be taken care of, don't worry about that. |
Red Death? Tell me something, Frank--does killing your clients make good business sense to you? The kids selling that shit have no sense. They'll be taken care of, don't worry about that. | I should be going. I just quit. |
I should be going. I just quit. | Sleep is all stress reduction. Here. You take one of these, sleep two hours, that's all you need. Why do you think I'm telling you this, Frank--for my health? You ought to look at yourself in the mirror, man. Kanita, get him a glass of water. |
So, Frank, am I going to live? | You're going to live. |
You're going to live. | I've been thinking about things. Meditating on my financial future. You guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. Whatja do, stop for Chinese on the way over? There's plenty of food in my place. |
I've been thinking about things. Meditating on my financial future. You guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. Whatja do, stop for Chinese on the way over? There's plenty of food in my place. | I was tired. I needed a coffee. |
I was tired. I needed a coffee. | What about Kanita? |
What about Kanita? | Dead. |
Dead. | That's too bad. Get some money, a nice looking girl on your arm, and everyone wants to take a piece. Some kid I wouldn't let wash my Mercedes is in my house, shooting at me. Damn, I thought I could make it onto the balcony like Tiger. He's fat, that's why, falls faster. I'm trying to watch my weight, and look what happ... |
That's too bad. Get some money, a nice looking girl on your arm, and everyone wants to take a piece. Some kid I wouldn't let wash my Mercedes is in my house, shooting at me. Damn, I thought I could make it onto the balcony like Tiger. He's fat, that's why, falls faster. I'm trying to watch my weight, and look what happ... | No. |
No. | Boy can't shoot for shit, either. Goddamn that's hot. |
What is it? You want to help me, you feel sorry for me? Keep it to yourself. | I need to sit down a minute. |
I need to sit down a minute. | Or maybe you wanna fuck me? Everyone else has. |
I heard CY Coates was brought in. He looked pretty bad. | He'll be all right. |
He'll be all right. | Too bad. He called me up today, can you believe that? I don't know how he got my number. He asks me do I want to come over and see him, I tell him I'd rather go to a leper colony. He says there's a new gang that wants to kill him, take over the business. I told him I hope he's right. That they kill him. That's what I t... |
Too bad. He called me up today, can you believe that? I don't know how he got my number. He asks me do I want to come over and see him, I tell him I'd rather go to a leper colony. He says there's a new gang that wants to kill him, take over the business. I told him I hope he's right. That they kill him. That's what I t... | It'll be a while before he's up and running again. |
It'll be a while before he's up and running again. | OK, last night I was weak. it won't happen again. And all that shit I said--it was just because I was stoned. Forget it. |
OK, last night I was weak. it won't happen again. And all that shit I said--it was just because I was stoned. Forget it. | No problem. Thanks for letting me crash. It was the best sleep I've had in months. I used some of your soap. |
No problem. Thanks for letting me crash. It was the best sleep I've had in months. I used some of your soap. | I wish these people would leave already. I can't listen to another story. Did you see him? That doctor says the brain is coming around. They're waiting for the heart to stabilize. I don't know who to believe. He says they still have to keep him tied up. |
I wish these people would leave already. I can't listen to another story. Did you see him? That doctor says the brain is coming around. They're waiting for the heart to stabilize. I don't know who to believe. He says they still have to keep him tied up. | Can I bring you something back to eat--a falafal, some pizza? |
Can I bring you something back to eat--a falafal, some pizza? | No, we just ate. I only remember how tough my father was. Now I know he had to be like that, to make us tough. This city'll kill you if you aren't strong enough. |
No, we just ate. I only remember how tough my father was. Now I know he had to be like that, to make us tough. This city'll kill you if you aren't strong enough. | No, the city doesn't discriminate. It gets everybody. |
Rule number one: Don't get involved with patients. Rule number two: Don't get involved with patient's daughters. You understand? | What about rule number three: Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love. |
What about rule number three: Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love. | You don't know the first thing about rule number three, cannot begin to understand the complexities of that rule. Come on, let's go look at some hookers. The Kit Kat will be letting out. Don't ever call a junkie whore a crackhead. They get real mad. |
Nice though, pulling back her hood as we drive by. There's a mystery to it, then she shows you. | She's no whore, Marcus. |
She's no whore, Marcus. | We're all whores, Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me. |
We're all whores, Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me. | She wasn't looking at you, man, she was looking at me. |
Look at that. A fat junkie. That's a first. | What's wrong. |
No we can't. He's got a pulse. | No shit. |
Relax, it's a street job, easy except for the smell. We'll just throw him in back and zip over to Mercy--no blood, no dying, that's how I look at it. He's just a drunk. | It's not our job to taxi drunks around. |
It's not our job to taxi drunks around. | They'll just keep calling. |
They'll just keep calling. | Someone's gonna die someday causa that bum, going to have a cardiac and the only medics will be taking care of Mr. Oh. |
Tell me, you ever think of doing anything else? | Sure, I'm taking the captain's exam next year. After the kids are in school, Louise can go back to the post office and, I thought, what the hell, I'll start my own medic service. Out on the Island the volunteers are becoming salaried municipal. It's just a matter of time and who you know. Someday it's going to be Chief... |
Shit, shit, shit... | You're almost there, you can do it -- can do -- can do. |
This story they won't cover. And if the network doesn't cover it -- it must not be important so why worry. | I'm going to miss you -- you're a prick in a great way... |
He must have been great-looking, right? | Why do you say that? |
Why do you say that? | Because nobody invites a bad- looking idiot to their bedroom. |
I didn't sleep. They're giving me less and less air time. They don't think I'm at all anchor material. | If we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in. |
If we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in. | Last time Paul was sick they gave Connie the weekend news instead of me. |
Last time Paul was sick they gave Connie the weekend news instead of me. | You spend too much time -- much too much worrying about that crap... Oh good. |
Another thing I can't stand is ...when White House reporters bullshit with each other after a briefing and then one of them has a theory and the other quotes it in his story as "White House" sources say... | That actually goes on... |
That actually goes on... | Yes. My room is down here -- I'm not tired. Do you want to keep talking? |
Yes. My room is down here -- I'm not tired. Do you want to keep talking? | Yes, sure. |
You're an amazing woman. What a feeling having you inside my head. | Yeah. It was an unusual place to be. |
Yeah. It was an unusual place to be. | Indescribable -- you knew just when to feed me the next thing, just a split second before I needed it. There was a rhythm we got into, like great sex. |
So you like me, huh? | I like you as much as I can like anyone who thinks I'm an asshole. |
I don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...I don't know why I just did. | Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons. |
Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons. | What? |
What? | Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it. |
Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it. | That's not it. |
That's not it. | Good...Another is you're trying to make it all about sex and heat and nothing else. |
Then give me a minute... | You fucking... |
What the hell's going on? | Everyone wants to meet the bus boy. |
Everyone wants to meet the bus boy. | What did he do? |
What did he do? | He made a cat. |
You like chasing the dragon, Walter? | Chasing the dragon? Whaddya mean? You sure you don't want a pancake? |
Chasing the dragon? Whaddya mean? You sure you don't want a pancake? | You can cut the crap. |
Police officer. | You're like an undercover guy! |
You're like an undercover guy! | You're in some deep shit pal, whether you know it or not. |
You're in some deep shit pal, whether you know it or not. | Huh?!!! |
Huh?!!! | Possession of narcotics isn't something we take lightly, you understand? |
What's wrong with you!?! | My arm! He took my fucking arm! |
My arm! He took my fucking arm! | Shut up! You let him have it! |
Rich bitches. They're a plague. They've gotta be stopped. | You didn't like them. |
You didn't like them. | They're all the same! They're so stuck up, they're just... they're not even human. I hate them. |
They're all the same! They're so stuck up, they're just... they're not even human. I hate them. | Would you sleep with them? |
Would you sleep with them? | Yes. Definitely. Definitely. Please, God. |
Yes. Definitely. Definitely. Please, God. | Well, there it is, isn't it? You don't even like them, and you'd sleep with them. What's that all about? |
Well, there it is, isn't it? You don't even like them, and you'd sleep with them. What's that all about? | I got a news flash, man, another shot of this and I'll have sex with you. |
I got a news flash, man, another shot of this and I'll have sex with you. | Oh, yeah, and then you'll never call me. |
Will I get the shit kicked out of me if I ask you to dance? | I don't actually think Jeffrey's gonna notice. |
I didn't learn... I just... it's not a big deal. | Buffy, I'm gonna tell Jeffrey you were playing with another man's Hebrew National. |
Buffy, I'm gonna tell Jeffrey you were playing with another man's Hebrew National. | Get a boob job. |
God, where the hell did you come from? You scared me to death. | I'm sorry. That was impressive. The... tumbling. |
I had a trust fund my great- grandfather, or maybe it was an inheritance, 'cause he's dead, and I spent it on shoes. | You must come with me. It's much too late already. You must come with me to the graveyard. |
You must come with me. It's much too late already. You must come with me to the graveyard. | Wait a minute. My birthright is in the graveyard? Later not. |
Wait a minute. My birthright is in the graveyard? Later not. | Wait! |
Wait! | You're one of those skanky old men that, like, attack girls and stuff. Forget you. My, um, my boyfriend is gonna be here in about thirty seconds, and he's way testy. |
You're one of those skanky old men that, like, attack girls and stuff. Forget you. My, um, my boyfriend is gonna be here in about thirty seconds, and he's way testy. | You don't understand. You have been chosen. |
You don't understand. You have been chosen. | Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't you just take the first runner up, okay? |
Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't you just take the first runner up, okay? | You must believe me. You must come with me while there's still time. |
You must believe me. You must come with me while there's still time. | Time to do what? |
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