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Can I ask you something? | What? |
What? | What would you think of a pitcher who wore women's panties? |
What would you think of a pitcher who wore women's panties? | If he had a good breaking ball, I'd respect the shit outta him. |
Hey, I'm cruisin', man--what're you doing out here?! | I want you to throw this one at the bat rack. |
I want you to throw this one at the bat rack. | Why?! I'm finally throwin' the damn thing where I want to. |
Why?! I'm finally throwin' the damn thing where I want to. | It'll keep the fear of God in the hitters. Trust me. |
It'll keep the fear of God in the hitters. Trust me. | You're the boss. |
She's getting steamed 'cause I'm still re-channeling my sexual energy--maybe I should cave in and sleep with her once just to calm her down. What'ya think? | You outta your mind? If you give in now you might start losing. Never fuck with a winning streak. |
C'mon, we got nothin' to fight about. | You fuck! |
You fuck! | Why am I a fuck? |
Why am I a fuck? | Why are you a fuck? 'Cause you got talent. I got brains. But you got talent! You're God damn left arm is worth a million dollars a year. All my limbs put together are worth 7 cents a pound--and that's for science and dog meat. |
Why are you a fuck? 'Cause you got talent. I got brains. But you got talent! You're God damn left arm is worth a million dollars a year. All my limbs put together are worth 7 cents a pound--and that's for science and dog meat. | You're a great catcher. |
You're a great catcher. | Come over here into the light so I can kick your ass. |
Come over here into the light so I can kick your ass. | No. |
No. | Okay, I'll kick your ass there. |
Good. Good. That's terrific... | What? |
What? | If ya get in a fight with some asshole, never hit his with your pitching hand. ya might get injured. That's another lesson for ya--now quit fucking around and help me up. |
It's the best, Nuke...the absolute fucking best. | Yeah, thanks for everything. |
We want you to room with him on the road and stay on his case all year. He can go all the way. | And where can I go? |
And where can I go? | You can keep going to the ballpark and keep gettin' paid to do it. Beats hell outta working at Sears. |
He walked eighteen?! | It's a league record. |
It's a league record. | Struck out eighteen... |
Struck out eighteen... | League record. And he hit the Radio Announcer, a Sportswriter, and the Bull Mascot twice--also league records-- Joe, the guy's got some serious shit. |
Eight and twenty-four. | Eight and twenty-four! How'd we ever win 8 games? |
Eight and twenty-four! How'd we ever win 8 games? | It's a miracle. |
It's a miracle. | Look, guys--I'm a man, I got needs too. I understand this party-- but... sex is the one thing you can get further behind in and catch up faster than anything I know. There's a baseball lesson in there somewhere. Where's Crash? |
What the hell's going on out there? | It's a damn convention. |
It's a damn convention. | Check it out. |
Goddamn, that's great! Jesus! Listen, Crash don't like anybody to know it but-- Most nights he goes down to, you know, down to Niggertown. To Sandy's... the whorehouse. | He goes to a whorehouse every night? |
He goes to a whorehouse every night? | Don't tell him I told you--he'd break my neck. |
First of all, what they did was totally unconstitutional. We're already on the list to be heard before the Supreme Court of the United States later this year. | These guys back home don't give a fuck about the Supreme Court and any of this bullshit! They want things to quiet down. They want you to walk away from - |
These guys back home don't give a fuck about the Supreme Court and any of this bullshit! They want things to quiet down. They want you to walk away from - | Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's goin' on here? Don't you see what's at stake? |
Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's goin' on here? Don't you see what's at stake? | The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.' And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run! |
The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.' And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run! | Know what my problem is? Every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention Nicky, too. How the fuck does that help? I mean, the heat he brought down is murder! We had a police department who was cooperative. He's pissed them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. I mean, wha... |
Know what my problem is? Every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention Nicky, too. How the fuck does that help? I mean, the heat he brought down is murder! We had a police department who was cooperative. He's pissed them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. I mean, wha... | What do you propose? |
What do you propose? | I don't know, he doesn't listen to me. Maybe he should... get lost for a while. Take a vacation. Would that be so bad? |
I don't know, he doesn't listen to me. Maybe he should... get lost for a while. Take a vacation. Would that be so bad? | They ain't sendin' Nicky nowhere. |
They ain't sendin' Nicky nowhere. | All right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. That's all I'm saying. It's all that I'm saying. |
All right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. That's all I'm saying. It's all that I'm saying. | I would forget about the maneuver. I would just get out. |
I would forget about the maneuver. I would just get out. | I can't do that. |
Look, look. You can't stop her for speeding? I mean, look what the hell she's doing. | Speeding? |
She's my wife. Look at me. You did know that, didn't you? You knew that she's my wife? Huh? Hey, look at me. | Yeah, yeah. I know that. |
Yeah, yeah. I know that. | You do? Yeah? Well, if you ever come back again... ever... to take her money... next time bring a pistol. That way you got a chance. Be a man, don't be a fuckin' pimp. Now, you want to do me a favor? Get out of here. I want to be alone with my wife. Get the fuck up and get out of here. |
Okay. | You fuckin' piece of shit. |
You fuckin' piece of shit. | Hey, that's just fuckin' - That's bullshit. You know, you know, what the fuck? |
Hello. | Hello. |
Hello. | Yeah, is this Lester? This is Sam... |
Yeah, is this Lester? This is Sam... | ...Rothstein. I want to talk to Ginger. Put her on the phone. |
...Rothstein. I want to talk to Ginger. Put her on the phone. | She's not here, Sam. |
She's not here, Sam. | Lester... |
Lester... | ...listen to me very carefully. I want to talk to Ginger. I want my kid back. I want her put on a plane immediately. |
...listen to me very carefully. I want to talk to Ginger. I want my kid back. I want her put on a plane immediately. | I know she's there. Don't fuck around with me. |
I know she's there. Don't fuck around with me. | Uh, I'm not. Sam, I wouldn't... |
You understand? Put her on the fuckin' phone. | Sam, I - I don't know where she is, okay? |
Sam, I - I don't know where she is, okay? | So, l-l-l-listen, I te- I te- I tell you - can I call you back in a few minutes? |
So, l-l-l-listen, I te- I te- I tell you - can I call you back in a few minutes? | 702 472 1862. |
702 472 1862. | Mm-hm. 1862. Okay, good. I'll call you right b- |
Mm-hm. 1862. Okay, good. I'll call you right b- | Right away. |
Right away. | I'll call you right back. |
I'll call you right back. | Right back. |
Right back. | You got it. Schmuck. All right. I just bought us a few minutes. Want to get back at this prick? |
What's that? You hear? You hear a little girl, Frankie? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fuckin' girl?! What happened to the fuckin' tough guy? Told my friend stick it up his fuckin' ass?! Huh?! Huh?! | Wait a sec, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. Ta- take it easy. |
Holy shit, what've you been doin' out here? | Honey, come here. |
After we ate, we left Jennifer and Ginger alone and we took a ride to talk. And then... he hit me with it. | What do you think about me movin' out here? What's the matter? You got a problem with that? |
What do you think about me movin' out here? What's the matter? You got a problem with that? | No, of course not. |
No, of course not. | You mean, I have your permission? |
You mean, I have your permission? | Sure, you have my permission. But I - I just gotta tell you it's no joke out here. It's no joke, you know? You gotta keep a low profile. It's not like back home. Right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. And this sheriff's a real cowboy. Even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here. |
Sure, you have my permission. But I - I just gotta tell you it's no joke out here. It's no joke, you know? You gotta keep a low profile. It's not like back home. Right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. And this sheriff's a real cowboy. Even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here. | I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that shit back there. Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home. |
I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that shit back there. Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home. | Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit. |
Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit. | Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna do anything. What am I gonna do? I'm especially not gonna involve you in anything. |
He insulted Billy. And then I walked over to him politely... | ...and he tells me to go fuck myself. |
...and he tells me to go fuck myself. | What? |
What? | Then he called me a faggot. |
Then he called me a faggot. | So what do you think I do? I threw that cocksucker out. |
So what do you think I do? I threw that cocksucker out. | What? Ho- Hey, come here. |
You better watch yourself. There's a lot of heat on you already. | Why, somebody's complaining? |
Why, somebody's complaining? | I'm - I'm hearin' things from security. They're all ex-cops. The Sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. They want to put you in the Black Book. |
I'm - I'm hearin' things from security. They're all ex-cops. The Sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. They want to put you in the Black Book. | That Black Book is a bunch of bullshit. They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone. |
That Black Book is a bunch of bullshit. They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone. | Bullshit or no bullshit, they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you. |
Bullshit or no bullshit, they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you. | What am I doin' out here? I'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all. |
What am I doin' out here? I'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all. | I'm just tellin' you. Don't say I didn't warn you. |
I'm just tellin' you. Don't say I didn't warn you. | All right. |
Well, it wasn't long before what I was afraid was gonna happen, happened. Nicky managed to get himself banned from every casino in Las Vegas, and from then on, I couldn't be seen talkin' to him anywhere in Vegas, or even near it. | What the fuck is that supposed to mean? |
' ...detrimental to gaming. And he will be ejected from any casino in Las Vegas... and the casinos can be fined as much as a hundred thousand every time he shows up.' Do you believe this shit? | Yeah, I believe it. You got banned. |
You think he got the point? | What're you doin'? He's a square guy, for chrissakes. You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI. |
What're you doin'? He's a square guy, for chrissakes. You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI. | Fuck the FBI! That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you? All of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time. |
Fuck the FBI! That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you? All of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time. | I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doin'? Where's your head? |
I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doin'? Where's your head? | Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're ... |
Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know! If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're ... | Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place. It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand? |
Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place. It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand? | Yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license. You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it? |
Yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license. You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it? | No, I don't wanna come - |
No, I don't wanna come - | You should say so. |
You should say so. | I don't wanna come along with you. |
I don't wanna come along with you. | Just say so. |
Just say so. | I'll be honest with you. |
I'll be honest with you. | All right, fine. |
All right, fine. | I don't wanna be involved in anything you're talkin' about... |
I don't wanna be involved in anything you're talkin' about... | Fine. |
...okay? I just wanna run a square joint. That's it. I just want my license. I want everything nice and quiet. That's it. | You mean, quiet like this: 'I'm the boss.' That's quiet? |
You mean, quiet like this: 'I'm the boss.' That's quiet? | That's all taken out of context. Okay. |
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