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Okay. Okay.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
No!
No!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
You know, four years ago, I was a split end at Kentucky State.
We were nationally ranked.
We were nationally ranked.
How wonderful for you.
How wonderful for you.
Started every game my senior year. Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback. Got taken in the first round.
Started every game my senior year. Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback. Got taken in the first round.
Robert Del Rio?
Robert Del Rio?
Yeah, Robert Del Rio.
Yeah, Robert Del Rio.
I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'.
I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'.
We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'.
We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'.
And I put the car into a ditch. He spent eighteen weeks in the...
And I put the car into a ditch. He spent eighteen weeks in the...
...hospital.
...hospital.
Never gonna throw a ball in the pros.
Never gonna throw a ball in the pros.
Couldn't deal with it. So I split.
Couldn't deal with it. So I split.
And things sort of just went downhill from there.
And things sort of just went downhill from there.
Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene.
Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene.
Well, shit. Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle.
Well, shit. Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle.
We got two paddles.
Listen, Arlo...
...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this...
...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this...
...shit.
...shit.
To tell you the truth, you didn't.
To tell you the truth, you didn't.
Not completely, anyway.
Not completely, anyway.
I mean, if that gun was...
I mean, if that gun was...
...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ...
...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ...
...-er. It was your friend...
...-er. It was your friend...
...Long. Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis...
...Long. Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis...
...shit.
...shit.
Well, all the same. If we get to Missoula, help me find a car. I'd appreciate it. Then...you can...
Well, all the same. If we get to Missoula, help me find a car. I'd appreciate it. Then...you can...
...split.
...split.
Split? I wouldn't get ten...
Split? I wouldn't get ten...
...miles.
...miles.
Like I said, I got a pretty good idea of what's at stake here.
All right, all right. Hey, hey.
Hey. Mason.
Hey. Mason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think you oughta cut a...
I think you oughta cut a...
...deal with this asshole.
...deal with this asshole.
Even though it is nice to see Andy...
Even though it is nice to see Andy...
...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt...
...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt...
...or my conscience.
...or my conscience.
A-And you owe me...
A-And you owe me...
...man.
...man.
Yeah, I know, I know.
We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Put your hand in my pants.
Put your hand in my pants.
What?
What?
We're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky shit like that?!
We're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky shit like that?!
Arlo! Arlo.
Arlo! Arlo.
Reach into my pocket.
Reach into my pocket.
Come on!
Come on!
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, man. Okay.
Okay. All right, man. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Arlo!
Arlo!
I'm sorry. I'm a little
Oh, fuck!
Forty-five seven!
Forty-five seven!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Here...
...they come!
...they come!
And Brynner's right on...
And Brynner's right on...
...our ass!
...our ass!
He's comin' up fast!
What the hell?
What the--?
What the--?
You've gotta be...
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway!
There's gotta be...
There's gotta be...
...another way outta here. Hey.
...another way outta here. Hey.
Hold this.
Hold this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Well.
You know, we saved half a million people from a full-body peel.
You know, we saved half a million people from a full-body peel.
We're the shit. Bigtime.
We're the shit. Bigtime.
They aren't exactly gonna publicize this, Arlo.
They aren't exactly gonna publicize this, Arlo.
Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey. We are heroes, my man. It's time to start actin' like it.
Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey. We are heroes, my man. It's time to start actin' like it.
Stop limpin' around like that.
Stop limpin' around like that.
Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg.
Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg.
Always the negative...
You did help a little.
Who drove the ice cream...
Who drove the ice cream...
...truck that kept Elvis cool?
...truck that kept Elvis cool?
Who had to put a gun to your head?
Who had to put a gun to your head?
Who put the big hurt on...
Who put the big hurt on...
...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt?
...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt?
You, Arlo.
You, Arlo.
Hello.
Hello.
You.
You.
Right. You damn skippy. And now that I am both jobless...
Right. You damn skippy. And now that I am both jobless...
...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country...
...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country...
...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution.
...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution.
Us. Owes us.
Us. Owes us.
I'll handle this from here, sweet Owes us a little restitution.
Patriotism is its own reward.
I think so too.
I think so too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
What about all that "no need to get in the man's...