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Okay. Okay. | Oh, shit! |
Oh, shit! | No! |
No! | Oh, no! |
Oh, no! | Oh, no! |
You know, four years ago, I was a split end at Kentucky State. | We were nationally ranked. |
We were nationally ranked. | How wonderful for you. |
How wonderful for you. | Started every game my senior year. Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback. Got taken in the first round. |
Started every game my senior year. Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback. Got taken in the first round. | Robert Del Rio? |
Robert Del Rio? | Yeah, Robert Del Rio. |
Yeah, Robert Del Rio. | I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'. |
I remember him. Got in a car crash or somethin'. | We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'. |
We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar. I was drivin'. | And I put the car into a ditch. He spent eighteen weeks in the... |
And I put the car into a ditch. He spent eighteen weeks in the... | ...hospital. |
...hospital. | Never gonna throw a ball in the pros. |
Never gonna throw a ball in the pros. | Couldn't deal with it. So I split. |
Couldn't deal with it. So I split. | And things sort of just went downhill from there. |
And things sort of just went downhill from there. | Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene. |
Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene. | Well, shit. Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle. |
Well, shit. Could be worse. I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle. | We got two paddles. |
Listen, Arlo... | ...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this... |
...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this... | ...shit. |
...shit. | To tell you the truth, you didn't. |
To tell you the truth, you didn't. | Not completely, anyway. |
Not completely, anyway. | I mean, if that gun was... |
I mean, if that gun was... | ...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ... |
...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ... | ...-er. It was your friend... |
...-er. It was your friend... | ...Long. Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis... |
...Long. Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis... | ...shit. |
...shit. | Well, all the same. If we get to Missoula, help me find a car. I'd appreciate it. Then...you can... |
Well, all the same. If we get to Missoula, help me find a car. I'd appreciate it. Then...you can... | ...split. |
...split. | Split? I wouldn't get ten... |
Split? I wouldn't get ten... | ...miles. |
...miles. | Like I said, I got a pretty good idea of what's at stake here. |
All right, all right. Hey, hey. | Hey. Mason. |
Hey. Mason. | Yeah. |
Yeah. | I think you oughta cut a... |
I think you oughta cut a... | ...deal with this asshole. |
...deal with this asshole. | Even though it is nice to see Andy... |
Even though it is nice to see Andy... | ...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt... |
...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt... | ...or my conscience. |
...or my conscience. | A-And you owe me... |
A-And you owe me... | ...man. |
...man. | Yeah, I know, I know. |
We're gonna die! | We're gonna die! |
We're gonna die! | Hey, hey, hey. |
Hey, hey, hey. | Put your hand in my pants. |
Put your hand in my pants. | What? |
What? | We're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky shit like that?! |
We're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky shit like that?! | Arlo! Arlo. |
Arlo! Arlo. | Reach into my pocket. |
Reach into my pocket. | Come on! |
Come on! | Oh. |
Oh. | Okay. |
Okay. | Yeah. |
Yeah. | Okay. |
Okay. | Okay. All right, man. Okay. |
Okay. All right, man. Okay. | Okay. |
Okay. | All right. Okay. |
All right. Okay. | Okay. |
Okay. | Arlo! |
Arlo! | I'm sorry. I'm a little |
Oh, fuck! | Forty-five seven! |
Forty-five seven! | Oh, shit. |
Oh, shit. | Okay. |
Here... | ...they come! |
...they come! | And Brynner's right on... |
And Brynner's right on... | ...our ass! |
...our ass! | He's comin' up fast! |
What the hell? | What the--? |
What the--? | You've gotta be... |
Well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway! | There's gotta be... |
There's gotta be... | ...another way outta here. Hey. |
...another way outta here. Hey. | Hold this. |
Hold this. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Sorry. |
Well. | You know, we saved half a million people from a full-body peel. |
You know, we saved half a million people from a full-body peel. | We're the shit. Bigtime. |
We're the shit. Bigtime. | They aren't exactly gonna publicize this, Arlo. |
They aren't exactly gonna publicize this, Arlo. | Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey. We are heroes, my man. It's time to start actin' like it. |
Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey. We are heroes, my man. It's time to start actin' like it. | Stop limpin' around like that. |
Stop limpin' around like that. | Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg. |
Excuse me. I got a bullet in my leg. | Always the negative... |
You did help a little. | Who drove the ice cream... |
Who drove the ice cream... | ...truck that kept Elvis cool? |
...truck that kept Elvis cool? | Who had to put a gun to your head? |
Who had to put a gun to your head? | Who put the big hurt on... |
Who put the big hurt on... | ...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt? |
...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt? | You, Arlo. |
You, Arlo. | Hello. |
Hello. | You. |
You. | Right. You damn skippy. And now that I am both jobless... |
Right. You damn skippy. And now that I am both jobless... | ...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country... |
...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country... | ...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution. |
...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution. | Us. Owes us. |
Us. Owes us. | I'll handle this from here, sweet Owes us a little restitution. |
Patriotism is its own reward. | I think so too. |
I think so too. | Yeah. |
Yeah. | Thank you. |
Thank you. | Thank you very much. |
Thank you very much. | What about all that "no need to get in the man's... |
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