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...gun?!
I was thankin' you, asshole!
I was thankin' you, asshole!
Kiss my ass!
Probably because they know a psycho when they hear one.
No...
No...
...I'm not the psycho.
...I'm not the psycho.
Hey, take a look at your situation and...
Hey, take a look at your situation and...
...reconsider that statement there, Night Shift. You're psy-...
...reconsider that statement there, Night Shift. You're psy-...
...-cho and a hijack-...
...-cho and a hijack-...
...-er!
...-er!
Hi--! The gun was empty!
Hi--! The gun was empty!
Every time I look at you, I wanna hit...
Every time I look at you, I wanna hit...
...you.
...you.
You wanna hit me?
You wanna hit me?
And I'm a peaceful man, and...
And I'm a peaceful man, and...
...I believe in live and...
...I believe in live and...
Yeah...
Yeah...
...let live.
...let live.
...you stole the truck to uphold your principles, right?
...you stole the truck to uphold your principles, right?
I did not steal the truck.
I did not steal the truck.
It was owed to me. You stole the damn...
It was owed to me. You stole the damn...
...truck!
...truck!
Shut up, shut up! It's beeping.
Shut up, shut up! It's beeping.
Well, then, that means it's call...
Well, then, that means it's call...
...waiting!
...waiting!
You snatch that phone from me one more time, I'm--
You snatch that phone from me one more time, I'm--
Hey! Hey! Andy's Ice Cream.
Holy shit...
...man!
...man!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Back up! Back...
Back up! Back...
...up!
...up!
Come on, old...
Come on, old...
...Pete! Come on! There it...
...Pete! Come on! There it...
...is, old Pete! Come on, baby!
...is, old Pete! Come on, baby!
All right, you got it.
Goddamn!
Oh, Petey. Oh, Petey. Oh, please, Pete. Please don't do this to me. Okay.
I should've had that dog bite me. I would've gotten rabies! Could've went to the hospital, had a pretty nurse!
Hey, hey! Whoo! Okay.
Hey, hey! Whoo! Okay.
Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, shit.
Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Come on, old Pete.
Come on, old Pete.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, old Pete.
Come on, old Pete.
God, man!
God, man!
I'm goin'. I'm goin', baby. I'm goin', I'm goin'.
I'm goin'. I'm goin', baby. I'm goin', I'm goin'.
Oh...
Oh...
...easy, easy, easy.
...easy, easy, easy.
Left, left, left!
Left, left, left!
Get over! Get over!
Get over! Get over!
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, shit. Come on, old...
Oh, shit. Come on, old...
...Pete! Come on.
...Pete! Come on.
Come on, old Pete. Oh.
Come on, old Pete. Oh.
I know the likeli-...
I know the likeli-...
...-hood of you knowin' any prayers is slim...
...-hood of you knowin' any prayers is slim...
...Night Shift, but you might...
...Night Shift, but you might...
...wanna give it a try!
...wanna give it a try!
Come on, old...
Come on, old...
...Pete. Come on.
...Pete. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on...
Come on...
...you crazy bastard.
...you crazy bastard.
All right, you got it, you got it!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
I made it!
I made it!
I made it.
I made it.
What are you talkin' about?! I'm the one drivin'!
What are you talkin' about?! I'm the one drivin'!
You okay?
You okay?
What the fuck was that?!
What the fuck was that?!
Shit. You gotta pass him.
Shit. You gotta pass him.
Gee, you think so?
Gee, you think so?
Holy--!
Holy--!
Okay. That didn't work.
Okay. That didn't work.
Gee, you think so?
Gee, you think so?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Ho, ho...
Ho, ho...
Oh...
Oh...
...ho!
...ho!
...shit!
...shit!
Hang on!
Hang on!
Hey!
Shit.
Go on.
Go on.
Go, go.
Go, go.
Oh, Pete. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, Pete. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
No. Shit.
No. Shit.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. It's okay. Okay.
Oh, shit. It's okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
These'll keep it cold.
These'll keep it cold.
Yeah...
Yeah...
...yeah.
...yeah.
Aw, shit
Aw, shit
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Hey, put it back! We're takin' off.
Keep still.
Okay. Okay.