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The guy ain't here yet. | You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty! |
You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty! | I know. I've been here since eleven. |
I know. I've been here since eleven. | Man! I hate it when I can't rent videos! |
Man! I hate it when I can't rent videos! | I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on the wall. |
I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on the wall. | Which one? |
Which one? | Dental School. |
Dental School. | You came for that too? That's the movie I came for. |
You came for that too? That's the movie I came for. | I have first dibs. |
I have first dibs. | Says who? |
Says who? | Says me. I've been here for half an hour. I'd call that first dibs. |
Says me. I've been here for half an hour. I'd call that first dibs. | Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that tape. |
Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that tape. | Like hell you are! |
Like hell you are! | I'll bet you twenty bucks you don't get to rent that tape. |
I'll bet you twenty bucks you don't get to rent that tape. | Twenty bucks? |
Twenty bucks? | Twenty bucks. |
Twenty bucks. | All right, asshole, you're on. |
Ready to die quiet-like, asshole. | Hey, let's get something straight. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the asshole, so just shoot, alright. |
Hey, let's get something straight. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the asshole, so just shoot, alright. | Who's shooting? |
Glad you could drop in. | Hey, anything for a friend. How's the knee? |
Hey, anything for a friend. How's the knee? | I think it's out. No big deal. It's that old football injury. |
I think it's out. No big deal. It's that old football injury. | Funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub. |
Funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub. | I love you, too. |
I love you, too. | Rescue One -- have located helpless climber, please prepare <u>idiot line</u> for transport, over. |
Rescue One -- have located helpless climber, please prepare <u>idiot line</u> for transport, over. | Wait 'til you get into trouble, just wait. |
Remember, keep your arms and legs within the vehicle at all times-- | Hey, fuck you. |
What the hell are you doing here?! | I was with Jessie, she filled me in. |
I was with Jessie, she filled me in. | Now let me fill you in. You can get your ass back down an' go back to that hole you been hiding in-- |
Now let me fill you in. You can get your ass back down an' go back to that hole you been hiding in-- | When we get this group down, I'm gone. |
When we get this group down, I'm gone. | You're gone now! I don't climb with people I can't trust. Why'd you come up, to prove something? |
You're gone now! I don't climb with people I can't trust. Why'd you come up, to prove something? | I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it. |
I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it. | Can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you. |
Can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you. | Look, I know-- |
Look, I know-- | You don't know anything. You did it your way and she died. |
You don't know anything. You did it your way and she died. | I did what I thought was right. |
I did what I thought was right. | Well you were wrong! It was your weight on the line that did it-- |
Well you were wrong! It was your weight on the line that did it-- | There wasn't time for anything else. |
There wasn't time for anything else. | We'll never know, will we? |
We'll never know, will we? | Look, it was a bad time for everybody. |
Look, it was a bad time for everybody. | What the hell do you know about bad time. You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family. |
What the hell do you know about bad time. You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family. | And you weren't looking into her eyes when she fell. Now drop it! |
Oh, my God! I can't recognize the face, but the butt does look vaguely familiar. | Don't say that. You'll embarrass Frank. |
She's a lyin' bitch!! | Get it! |
We might be able to go that way. | Forget it. If that charge goes off before we can reach it, this whole damn crevice will slam shut on us. This way. |
Look here, the mountain man. You're Walker, right? | Good memory. You must be great with numbers. |
Good memory. You must be great with numbers. | Your mouth's writing a check your ass can't cash, but if ya wanna buy some life, bring me the money. |
Your mouth's writing a check your ass can't cash, but if ya wanna buy some life, bring me the money. | I burned it. |
I burned it. | What the fuck you mean you burned it? |
What the fuck you mean you burned it? | Never could save a thing. |
Never could save a thing. | Now you get burned. |
Where's the helicopter? | What the hell's going on? |
You son of a bitch! You said you wouldn't kill him! | Sue me. |
Murdering, motherfucker... | Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. When you kill millions, you're called a conqueror. Go figure. Move on Tucker, time is short. |
Tucker, you know where the money is-- I want it. | Qualen, go fuck yourself. The game's over--you lost. |
Qualen, go fuck yourself. The game's over--you lost. | No, the goddamn game's not over! It's never over when you're playing against a team that doesn't care if they win or lose-- how do you negotiate with someone like that?! |
No, the goddamn game's not over! It's never over when you're playing against a team that doesn't care if they win or lose-- how do you negotiate with someone like that?! | What are you talking about? |
Calm down...give the gun to me. You're out of control, son. | What the hell are you waiting for, goddammit! Don't you see what he's doing! He's hijacking the shipment! |
Good, Travers. It might catch on, like shooting skeet. | You dumb bastard, you waited too long. If he made it back, this place would have been covered with police in a few hours. The way we're moving, it's going to be anyway. |
This is insane. The hell with the money. You radio in for that chopper, understand! | Hey, you dealt us this hand, we're playing it all the way. Move. |
Why the hell are we wasting time here?! | Insurance against him finding that last case ahead of us. |
What's the code, Travers? | I told you, 50,000 possible keycode combinations, in fifteen second intervals. |
I told you, 50,000 possible keycode combinations, in fifteen second intervals. | Give me the fucking code! |
You got what we need? | No, that son-of-a-bitch Walker is alive. |
No, that son-of-a-bitch Walker is alive. | No names, this is an open line! |
No names, this is an open line! | I don't give a shit, Qualen! I had to be insane to ever tie up with a low-life, piece of shit like you. They beat us. A couple of fuckin' hick mountain boys beat the man no law agency ever could. |
I don't give a shit, Qualen! I had to be insane to ever tie up with a low-life, piece of shit like you. They beat us. A couple of fuckin' hick mountain boys beat the man no law agency ever could. | Get off the radio! |
Hi, hi, hi there, at last we meet. | What the bloody hell d'you think you're doing? |
What the bloody hell d'you think you're doing? | Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes? |
Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes? | Now listen here, you little bastard, just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. Alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass phallic sculpture on the table beside him. |
Now listen here, you little bastard, just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. Alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass phallic sculpture on the table beside him. | Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka. |
Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka. | No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the bloody hell do you want? |
No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the bloody hell do you want? | You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines. |
You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines. | Cut the shit, sonny, and get out of here before you get yourself in some very serious trouble. He rocks the giant phallus which has a special weight swinging inside causing it to swing up and down an eccentric motion. |
The newspapers mentioned that in addition to your being conditioned against acts of sex and violence, you've inadvertently been conditioned against music. | Well, er, I think that was something that they hadn't planned for, you see, Missus, I'm very fond of music and always have been, especially Beethoven, Ludwig van... Beethoven. B... E... E... He leans over and looks at her writing in notebook. |
Well, er, I think that was something that they hadn't planned for, you see, Missus, I'm very fond of music and always have been, especially Beethoven, Ludwig van... Beethoven. B... E... E... He leans over and looks at her writing in notebook. | It's alright, thank you. |
It's alright, thank you. | And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven. |
And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven. | So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to sex and violence? |
So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to sex and violence? | Oh well, it's... it's not all music you see, Missus. It's just the 9th. |
Oh well, it's... it's not all music you see, Missus. It's just the 9th. | You mean Beethoven's 9th Symphony? |
You mean Beethoven's 9th Symphony? | That's right. Er... I can't listen to the 9th any more at all. When I hear the 9th, I get like this funny feeling. |
That's right. Er... I can't listen to the 9th any more at all. When I hear the 9th, I get like this funny feeling. | When you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you? |
When you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you? | That is correct, sir. And then all I can think about is like trying to snuff it. |
That is correct, sir. And then all I can think about is like trying to snuff it. | I beg your pardon? |
I beg your pardon? | Snuff it, sir... um... death, I mean, missus... Er... I just want to die peacefully like with no... pain. |
Snuff it, sir... um... death, I mean, missus... Er... I just want to die peacefully like with no... pain. | Do you feel that way now? |
Do you feel that way now? | Um... oh no, sir, not exactly, I still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits. |
Um... oh no, sir, not exactly, I still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits. | Do you still feel suicidal? |
Do you still feel suicidal? | Um... well, put it this way... I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. He pitches forward, face into the plate of spaghetti. |
Um... well, put it this way... I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. He pitches forward, face into the plate of spaghetti. | Well done, Frank. Julian, get the car, will you please? |
How are you feeling today? | Fine. Fine. |
Fine. Fine. | Good. I'm doctor Taylor. |
Good. I'm doctor Taylor. | I haven't seen you before. |
I haven't seen you before. | I'm your Psychiatrist. |
I'm your Psychiatrist. | Psychiatrist? Huh, do I need one? |
Psychiatrist? Huh, do I need one? | Just part of hospital routine. |
Just part of hospital routine. | What are we going to do? Talk about me sex life? |
What are we going to do? Talk about me sex life? | No... I'm going to show you some slides and you are going to tell me what you think about them Alright? |
No... I'm going to show you some slides and you are going to tell me what you think about them Alright? | Ohhh... jolly good. Perhaps you can explain me something to me first. |
Ohhh... jolly good. Perhaps you can explain me something to me first. | Yes? |
Yes? | Well, when I was all like ashamed up and half awake and unconscious like, I kept having this dream like all these doctors were playing around with me gulliver. You know... like the inside of me brain. I seemed to have this dream over and over again. D'you think it means anything? |
Well, when I was all like ashamed up and half awake and unconscious like, I kept having this dream like all these doctors were playing around with me gulliver. You know... like the inside of me brain. I seemed to have this dream over and over again. D'you think it means anything? | Patients who've sustained the kind of injuries you have often have dreams of this sort. It's all part of the recovery process. |
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