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How many girls have you slept with? | How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once? |
How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once? | We might have; I don't remember. How many? |
We might have; I don't remember. How many? | Including you? |
Including you? | It better be up to and including me. |
It better be up to and including me. | Twelve. |
Twelve. | You've slept with twelve different girls? |
You've slept with twelve different girls? | Including you; yes. |
What the hell was that for? | You're a pig. |
You're a pig. | Why'd you hit me? |
Why'd you hit me? | Do you know how many different men I've had sex with? |
Do you know how many different men I've had sex with? | Do I get to hit you after you tell me? |
Do I get to hit you after you tell me? | Three. |
Three. | Three? |
Three? | Three including you. |
Three including you. | You've only had sex with three different people? |
You've only had sex with three different people? | I'm not the pig you are. |
I'm not the pig you are. | Who? |
Who? | You! |
You! | No; who were the three, besides me? |
No; who were the three, besides me? | John Franson and Rob Stanslyk. |
John Franson and Rob Stanslyk. | Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of. |
Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of. | I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes. |
I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes. | Animal, vegetable, or mineral. |
Animal, vegetable, or mineral. | Vegetable meaning paraplegic. |
Vegetable meaning paraplegic. | They put up the least amount of struggle. |
They put up the least amount of struggle. | After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me. Big. |
After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me. Big. | All right. Name it. |
All right. Name it. | I want you to come with me on Monday. |
I want you to come with me on Monday. | Where? |
Where? | To school. There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment. |
To school. There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment. | Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up? |
Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up? | It's important to me, Dante. You have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. I wish you'd go back to school. |
It's important to me, Dante. You have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. I wish you'd go back to school. | Jesus, would you stop? You make my head hurt when you talk about this. |
You sucked that guy's dick? | Yeah. How do you think I know he liked... |
Yeah. How do you think I know he liked... | But... but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him! |
But... but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him! | That's because I never had sex with him! |
That's because I never had sex with him! | You sucked his dick! |
You sucked his dick! | We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around. |
We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around. | Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys? |
Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys? | Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. |
Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. | Oh my God-I feel so nauseous... |
Oh my God-I feel so nauseous... | I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood. |
I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood. | I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said. |
I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said. | Please calm down. |
Please calm down. | How many? |
How many? | Dante... |
Dante... | How many dicks have you sucked?! |
How many dicks have you sucked?! | Let it go... |
Let it go... | HOW MANY? |
HOW MANY? | All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked. |
All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked. | This is different. This is important. How many?! |
Well...? | Something like thirty-six. |
Something like thirty-six. | WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX? |
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX? | Lower your voice! |
Lower your voice! | What the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me? |
What the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me? | Um. Thirty-seven. |
Um. Thirty-seven. | I'M THIRTY-SEVEN? |
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN? | I'm going to class. |
I'm going to class. | Thirty-seven?! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks! |
Hey! Where are you going?! | Hey listen, jerk! Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys! |
Hey listen, jerk! Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys! | No, but you sucked enough dick! |
No, but you sucked enough dick! | Yeah, I went down on a few guys... |
Yeah, I went down on a few guys... | A few? |
A few? | ...And one of those guys was you! The last one, I might add, which-if you're too stupid to comprehend- means that I've been faithful to you since we met! All the other guys I went with before I met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead! But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were... |
...And one of those guys was you! The last one, I might add, which-if you're too stupid to comprehend- means that I've been faithful to you since we met! All the other guys I went with before I met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead! But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were... | Well... why did you have to suck their dicks? Why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?! |
Well... why did you have to suck their dicks? Why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?! | Because going down it's a big deal! I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him. But I only had sex with the guys I loved. |
Because going down it's a big deal! I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him. But I only had sex with the guys I loved. | I feel sick. |
I feel sick. | I love you. Don't feel sick. |
I love you. Don't feel sick. | Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys. |
You're damn right it's not like that! Because I won't let it be like that! You want your slut? Fine! The slut is yours! | I don't want Caitlin... |
I don't want Caitlin... | You don't know what you want, but I'm not going to sit here anymore holding your hand until you figure it out! I've encouraged you to get out of this fucking dump and go back to school, to take charge of your life and find direction. I even transferred so maybe you would be more inclined to go back to college if I was ... |
You don't know what you want, but I'm not going to sit here anymore holding your hand until you figure it out! I've encouraged you to get out of this fucking dump and go back to school, to take charge of your life and find direction. I even transferred so maybe you would be more inclined to go back to college if I was ... | I don't want to go back with her... |
I don't want to go back with her... | Of course not; not now! You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do. Well, I won't let you. I want you to follow through on this, just so you can find out what a fucking idiot you are. And when she dumps you again- and she will, Dante, I promise you that-when she dumps you again, I ... |
Of course not; not now! You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do. Well, I won't let you. I want you to follow through on this, just so you can find out what a fucking idiot you are. And when she dumps you again- and she will, Dante, I promise you that-when she dumps you again, I ... | Randal...? |
Randal...? | And having him tell me... that was just the weakest move ever. You're spineless. |
And having him tell me... that was just the weakest move ever. You're spineless. | Veronica, I love you... |
Veronica, I love you... | Fuck you. |
Oh shit, look who it is. The human vacuum. | Scumbag. What are you doing? |
Scumbag. What are you doing? | Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin. |
Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin. | He's your cousin? |
He's your cousin? | Check this out, he's from Russia. |
Check this out, he's from Russia. | No way. |
No way. | I swear to God. Silent Bob, am I lying? |
What did he say? | I don't know, man. He's a fucking character. |
Did he say "making fuck?" | Wait, there's more. Olaf: sing... |
What part of Russia? | I don't fucking know. What am I, his biographer? Olaf, what part of Russia are you from? |
Come on, man, "Berserker!" | Does he sing in English or Russian? |
Does he sing in English or Russian? | English. Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy. |
To an Asian design major. | Shit! Don't take this the wrong way, but I used to fuck her. |
Holy shit! She told you about that! Buddy of mine worked there. Said he watched the whole thing. They used to film people at that hotel; nobody knew about it. | She said one time you set up a tent on the beach and you guys did it in the middle of this big rainstorm. |
And... he told you all of this? | Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part-that's just my theory. |
Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part-that's just my theory. | I... I don't know what to say. |
I... I don't know what to say. | Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system. It's not your fault. It's Dante. I don't know thing one about chicks. Do you want to cry or something? I can leave. |
Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system. It's not your fault. It's Dante. I don't know thing one about chicks. Do you want to cry or something? I can leave. | I'm not sad. |
I'm not sad. | You're not? |
You're not? | No, I'm more furious. I'm pissed off. I feel like he's been killing time while he tries to grow the balls to tell me how he really feels, and then he can't even do it! He has his friend do it for him! |
No, I'm more furious. I'm pissed off. I feel like he's been killing time while he tries to grow the balls to tell me how he really feels, and then he can't even do it! He has his friend do it for him! | He didn't ask me to... |
He didn't ask me to... | After all that I've done for that fuck! And he wants to be with that slut? Fine! He can have his slut! |
After all that I've done for that fuck! And he wants to be with that slut? Fine! He can have his slut! | Um, do you think you can give me a lift home tonight? |
Um, do you think you can give me a lift home tonight? | I'm going to have a word with that asshole. |
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