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I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.
I came second to the NBA. I'm not about to come second to this bullshit scouting job.
Quincy, I told you about these fat-ass girls.
We were just studying.
We were just studying.
I'm not playing with you, these girls are looking to get you caught. They see you, they see dollar signs.
I'm not playing with you, these girls are looking to get you caught. They see you, they see dollar signs.
Okay.
Okay.
You hearing me?
You hearing me?
I've been hearing you.
What people?
You know, people.
You know, people.
Well, tell them to mind their damn business. You're smart enough to get a degree.
Well, tell them to mind their damn business. You're smart enough to get a degree.
I'm also good enough to go pro.
I'm also good enough to go pro.
You know how much higher the play level is in the NBA? Give yourself time to develop, Quincy. Get an education. The NBA ain't going nowhere.
You know how much higher the play level is in the NBA? Give yourself time to develop, Quincy. Get an education. The NBA ain't going nowhere.
You came out early.
You came out early.
Your mom got pregnant and I had to make choices. You don't have a choice.
Your mom got pregnant and I had to make choices. You don't have a choice.
Okay...
Call 911. Call 911 right now.
No, no, no. I'm fine. It's small, I wanna keep going --
No, no, no. I'm fine. It's small, I wanna keep going --
no, no, c'mon Jimmy we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor.
no, no, c'mon Jimmy we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor.
I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my goddamn balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok.
I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my goddamn balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok.
Call 911, Mary, do it right now.
Call 911, Mary, do it right now.
You fuckin' don't do that. You don't do it, you cocksucker. I'll fuckin' kill you with my barehands. Go. get the fuck fuck -- we're going back and we finish the show --
You fuckin' don't do that. You don't do it, you cocksucker. I'll fuckin' kill you with my barehands. Go. get the fuck fuck -- we're going back and we finish the show --
Jimmy you look like you're about to fuckin' die right here --
Jimmy you look like you're about to fuckin' die right here --
Shut it. Shut yer fuckin' mouth.
...what the fuck is this...?
It's me. Claudia. It's me.
Wanna call me a slut now, something?
No. No.
Please put your clothes on, please --
YOU BURN IN BELL. You burn in hell and you deserve it -- YOU GET THE FUCK OUT.
YOU BURN IN BELL. You burn in hell and you deserve it -- YOU GET THE FUCK OUT.
Honey.
Honey.
GET OUT.
Did you ever go out with someone and just....lie....question after question, maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool or better than you are or whatever, or smarter or cooler and you just -- not really lie, but maybe you just don't say everything --
Well, that's a natural thing, two people go out on a date, something. They want to impress people, the other person...or they're scared maybe what they say will make the other person not like them --
Well, that's a natural thing, two people go out on a date, something. They want to impress people, the other person...or they're scared maybe what they say will make the other person not like them --
So you've done it --
So you've done it --
Well I don't go out very much.
Well I don't go out very much.
Why not?
Why not?
I've never found someone really that I think I would like to go out with.
I've never found someone really that I think I would like to go out with.
And I bet you say that to all the girls --
And I bet you say that to all the girls --
No, no.
No, no.
You wanna make a deal with me?
You wanna make a deal with me?
ok.
ok.
What I just said...y'know, people afraid to say things....no guts to say the things that they...that are real or something...
What I just said...y'know, people afraid to say things....no guts to say the things that they...that are real or something...
...yeah...
...yeah...
To not do that. To not do that that we've maybe done -- before --
To not do that. To not do that that we've maybe done -- before --
Let's make a deal.
Let's make a deal.
Ok. I'll tell you everything and you tell me everything and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people....
Well.
That felt good to do...to do what I wanted to do.
That felt good to do...to do what I wanted to do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I tell you something?
Can I tell you something?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. That you're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me --
I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. That you're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me --
-- no, like what, what do you mean?
-- no, like what, what do you mean?
You're a police officer. You have so much, so many good things and you seem so together...so all straight and put together without problems.
You're a police officer. You have so much, so many good things and you seem so together...so all straight and put together without problems.
I lost my gun.
I lost my gun.
What?
What?
I lost my gun after I left you today and I'm the laughing stock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you that. I wanted you to know...and it's on my mind and it makes me look like a fool and I feel like a fool and you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinknig and not lie about things and ...
I lost my gun after I left you today and I'm the laughing stock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you that. I wanted you to know...and it's on my mind and it makes me look like a fool and I feel like a fool and you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinknig and not lie about things and ...
Oh my god, Jim. Jim, that was so --
Oh my god, Jim. Jim, that was so --
I'm sorry --
I'm sorry --
That was so great what you just said.
That was so great what you just said.
I haven't been on a date since I was married and that was three years ago....and Claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know,...
I haven't been on a date since I was married and that was three years ago....and Claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know,...
You don't how fuckin' stupid I am.
You don't how fuckin' stupid I am.
It's ok.
It's ok.
You don't know how crazy I am.
You don't know how crazy I am.
It's ok.
It's ok.
I've got troubles.
I've got troubles.
I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener to you.
I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener to you.
Ohhhh I started this, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I, fuck.
Ohhhh I started this, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I, fuck.
Say what you want and you'll see --
Say what you want and you'll see --
Wanna kiss me, Jim?
Wanna kiss me, Jim?
Yes I do.
What do you mean, "like what?" -- you could get endorsments and shit --
-- Richard.
-- Richard.
Bite it, Cynthia. You could get free things from people that want you to endorse their products.
Richard, shut it and keep it down.
If he hadn't pissed his pants, we woulda won. We fucking had this game.
"If a brick weighs one pound plus one half brick -- how much does the brick weigh?" "Well if subtracting the half of brick from the whole brick you got one half of brick, equals one pound so therefore the brick equals two pounds --" "A little more than kin and less than kind," is Hamlet to Claudius. "The sins of the fa...
"Why don't you shut the fuck up," is me to you, Chapter Right Here, Verse Right Now.
I love you. I love you and I'm sick. I'II talk to you....I'll talk to you tommorrow. I'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow. For my teeth. For my teeth and for you....for you so we can speak. You have braces. Me too. Me too. I'm getting braces, too. For you. For you, dear Brad. And I don't have any mone...
Brad, honey, you have a special secret crush over here I think, don't take him too lovely -- he might get hurt --
Brad, honey, you have a special secret crush over here I think, don't take him too lovely -- he might get hurt --
You mind your own bussines.
You mind your own bussines.
Gently, son --
Gently, son --
Brad, I know you don't love me now --
Brad, I know you don't love me now --
"It's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels..."
"It's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels..."
-- and you wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asks...I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you, 'cause I had that question. I had that same question....Carbon. In pencil led, it's in the form of graphite and in coal, it's all mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form. ...
-- he's fucking dying, he's dying as we're sitting here and there isn't a fucking thing -- jesus, how can you tell me to calm down?
I can help you through this the best I know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but I need to know that you're listening to me, ok?
I can help you through this the best I know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but I need to know that you're listening to me, ok?
I just, I just -- I just -- I'm just in a fucking state, I know he's going and it's like I don't know how -- just tell me <u>practical</u> things -- What the fuck do I do with his body? What happens when he dies? That next moment: What? What do I do? Then What?
I just, I just -- I just -- I'm just in a fucking state, I know he's going and it's like I don't know how -- just tell me <u>practical</u> things -- What the fuck do I do with his body? What happens when he dies? That next moment: What? What do I do? Then What?
Well that's what Hospice will take care of for you. They will send a nurse, someone who can take care of all of that for you --
Well that's what Hospice will take care of for you. They will send a nurse, someone who can take care of all of that for you --
He has Phil right now.
He has Phil right now.
Phil's one of the nurses from the service?
Phil's one of the nurses from the service?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine, but contact Hospice to arrange for the body --
If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine, but contact Hospice to arrange for the body --
-- you don't understand: it's more pain than before and the fucking morphine pills aren't working, he's -- past two days it's like he can't really swallow them and I don't know if they're going down -- I can't see inside his mouth anymore -- I'm up all night staring at him and I don't think the pills are going down and...
-- you don't understand: it's more pain than before and the fucking morphine pills aren't working, he's -- past two days it's like he can't really swallow them and I don't know if they're going down -- I can't see inside his mouth anymore -- I'm up all night staring at him and I don't think the pills are going down and...
We can fix that, because I can give you -- are you listening?
We can fix that, because I can give you -- are you listening?
I'm listening. I'm getting better.
I'm listening. I'm getting better.
Do you wanna sit down?
Do you wanna sit down?
I need to sit down.
I need to sit down.
Ok. Linda: Earl is not gonna make it. He's dying. He is. He is dying very, very rapidly --
This is the number for Hospice. Ok. Now. As far as the morphine pills go, there is something else to consider that can take the pain away that he is in, there is a very strong and very potent solution of liquid morphine....it's a little bottle, with an eye dropper and it's easy to get in his mouth and drop on his toung...
-- how the fuck can I say anything to that -- I don't know what to say to that --
-- how the fuck can I say anything to that -- I don't know what to say to that --
The job here is to make him as comfortable as possible -- right now -- our job is to just try and make it as painless as possible. Right? You understand?
...no...no goddamn use. I have a son, y'know?
You do?
You do?
...ah...
...ah...
Where is he?
Where is he?
I don't know...I mean, he's around, he's here, in town, y'know, but I don't know...he's a tough one...very.... Do you have a girlfriend, Phil?
I don't know...I mean, he's around, he's here, in town, y'know, but I don't know...he's a tough one...very.... Do you have a girlfriend, Phil?
No.
No.
Get a girlfriend.
Get a girlfriend.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
And do good things with her...share the thing...all that bullshit is true, y'know...find someone and hold on all that...Where's Linda?
And do good things with her...share the thing...all that bullshit is true, y'know...find someone and hold on all that...Where's Linda?
She went out. She said she went out to run some errands. She'll be back.
She went out. She said she went out to run some errands. She'll be back.
She's a good girl. She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl I think. She's a little daffy.
She's a good girl. She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl I think. She's a little daffy.
She loves you.
She loves you.
...ah...maybe...yeah...she's a good one...