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...ah...maybe...yeah...she's a good one... | When was the last time you talked to your son? |
When was the last time you talked to your son? | ....I dunn...o....maybe ten...five, fuck, fuck....that's another thing that goes -- |
....I dunn...o....maybe ten...five, fuck, fuck....that's another thing that goes -- | -- memory? |
-- memory? | Time lines, y'know? I remember things but not so -- right there -- y'know? |
Time lines, y'know? I remember things but not so -- right there -- y'know? | Yeah. |
Yeah. | "yeah." the fuck do you know? |
"yeah." the fuck do you know? | I've seen it before. |
I've seen it before. | Other fuckin' assholes like me. |
Other fuckin' assholes like me. | There's no asshole like you. |
There's no asshole like you. | ...cocksucker.... |
...cocksucker.... | How come every word you say is either "cocksucker," or "shitballs," or "fuck?" |
How come every word you say is either "cocksucker," or "shitballs," or "fuck?" | Do me a personal favor -- |
Do me a personal favor -- | Go fuck myself? |
Go fuck myself? | You got it. |
You wanna call him on the phone? We can call him, I can dial the phone if you can remember the number -- | -- it's not him. it's not him. He's the fuckin' asshole...Phil..c'mere... |
This is so boring...so goddamn... and dying wish and all that, old man on a bed...fuck...wants one thing: | It's ok. |
All it takes is one second? | Just one look, one hesitation, one subtle gesture for me to know -- And Bing-Bam-Boom I'm away on a tangent -- I get so fuckin' amped at these seminars and lemme tell you why: Because I Am What I Believe. I am what I teach, I do as I say, I live by these rules as religiously as I preach them: And you wanna know what? I... |
Just one look, one hesitation, one subtle gesture for me to know -- And Bing-Bam-Boom I'm away on a tangent -- I get so fuckin' amped at these seminars and lemme tell you why: Because I Am What I Believe. I am what I teach, I do as I say, I live by these rules as religiously as I preach them: And you wanna know what? I... | I'm gonna start rolling -- |
I'm gonna start rolling -- | -- go, go, go. I'm givin' pearls here. And I'II tell you samethin' else: I'm not succeding in the bush because I'm Frank TJ Mackey. If anything, there are women out there that want to <u>destroy</u> me -- it makes it twice as hard for me, I run into some little muffin, knows who I am, knows my schemes and plans -- sh... |
-- go, go, go. I'm givin' pearls here. And I'II tell you samethin' else: I'm not succeding in the bush because I'm Frank TJ Mackey. If anything, there are women out there that want to <u>destroy</u> me -- it makes it twice as hard for me, I run into some little muffin, knows who I am, knows my schemes and plans -- sh... | Ok. So, lemme just ask you a couple questions to start -- |
-- that's right, that's right, and what I'M saying, that none of my competitors can say is this: That there is no need for insight or understanding. Things of the past! Gone, Over, Done. Do you realize how fucking miraculous this is? How fucking razor sharp and cutting edge and ahead of it's time this concept is? I'... | Let's talk about -- |
Let's talk about -- | I just realized this is for television, isn't it? I can't swear up and down like I just did. |
I just realized this is for television, isn't it? I can't swear up and down like I just did. | It's fine. I can bleep it out. |
It's fine. I can bleep it out. | I warned you -- I get on a roll... |
I warned you -- I get on a roll... | -- let's talk more about your background -- |
-- let's talk more about your background -- | Muffy -- coffee? |
You're hurting a lot of people, Frank -- | -- fuck you. |
You just woke up. And what'd you have a party last night, the way this place looks? | I went out last night. |
I went out last night. | Ok. Marcie. Starting now I want you to have a new attitude with me. The more you play games, the more suspicious I'm gonna become that you've been up to something. |
Ok. Marcie. Starting now I want you to have a new attitude with me. The more you play games, the more suspicious I'm gonna become that you've been up to something. | It's a free country, you can think anything you want. |
It's a free country, you can think anything you want. | Yes I can, Marcie. And until you start givin' me some straight answers: I'm gonna assume that some mischief has been goin' on here. |
Yes I can, Marcie. And until you start givin' me some straight answers: I'm gonna assume that some mischief has been goin' on here. | Mischief? What the fuck you talkin' about, mischief? |
Mischief? What the fuck you talkin' about, mischief? | Bad and illegal behavior. That's what I mean. Ok? Mischief. Now have you been doin' some drugs today? |
Bad and illegal behavior. That's what I mean. Ok? Mischief. Now have you been doin' some drugs today? | No. |
No. | You on any medication? |
You on any medication? | No. |
No. | Been drinkin' today? |
Been drinkin' today? | It's ten o'clock in the morning -- |
No. No. Stay down, Marcie, sit back down on that couch -- | I don't have to do a god damn thing. |
What the hell is this Marcie? | THAT'S NOT MINE. |
You look great. | What the fuck is this, Jimmy? |
What the fuck is this, Jimmy? | ...you know... |
...you know... | Did your wife find out? |
Did your wife find out? | No. |
No. | Then what? |
Then what? | It's just...too late for me to be fuckin' around. I gotta stop. I gotta clean my brain of all the shit I've done that I shouldn't have done -- |
It's just...too late for me to be fuckin' around. I gotta stop. I gotta clean my brain of all the shit I've done that I shouldn't have done -- | -- that you shouldn't have done? That you regret, what? This? What's this? Fuck, man, c'mon. Treat me like an asshole, but treat me like an <u>asshole</u>. |
-- that you shouldn't have done? That you regret, what? This? What's this? Fuck, man, c'mon. Treat me like an asshole, but treat me like an <u>asshole</u>. | I don't wanna have to lie to anyone. I don't want to hurt anyone else, anymore. |
Rose is on the phone and here's the cards for today -- | Fifteen minutes ago, where were those cards? |
Fifteen minutes ago, where were those cards? | I'm sorry. |
I'm sorry. | I need you to get me Paula -- |
I need you to get me Paula -- | You want her right now? |
You want her right now? | Yes. Now. Find her. She's somewhere in the building -- |
Yes. Now. Find her. She's somewhere in the building -- | We're on the air in twenty minutes, Jimmy. |
We're on the air in twenty minutes, Jimmy. | Find her, get her and tell her I want to talk to her, Mary. Fucking hell. |
How you doing? | I'm drinking. |
I'm drinking. | Slowly or quickly? |
Slowly or quickly? | As fast as I can. |
As fast as I can. | Come home soon after the show. |
Come home soon after the show. | I went to see her -- some fuckin' asshole answers the door in his underwear, he's fifty years old, there's coke and shit laid out on the table -- |
I went to see her -- some fuckin' asshole answers the door in his underwear, he's fifty years old, there's coke and shit laid out on the table -- | -- did she talk to you? |
-- did she talk to you? | She went crazy. She went crazy, Rose. |
She went crazy. She went crazy, Rose. | Did you tell her? |
Did you tell her? | I don't know. I have to go, I don't have time and I have more drinking to do before I go march -- |
I don't know. I have to go, I don't have time and I have more drinking to do before I go march -- | I love you. |
I love you. | Love you too.. |
Love you too.. | Bye. |
That's it. | No one else that I know? |
No one else that I know? | No. |
No. | How long with Ellen? |
How long with Ellen? | Just once. |
Just once. | How long with Paula? |
How long with Paula? | Two years...three years... |
Two years...three years... | What about now? |
What about now? | It's over. I talked to her this morning. |
It's over. I talked to her this morning. | Is it over 'cause you're sick? |
Is it over 'cause you're sick? | It's over becuase...for all the the right reasons I hope, what I said. |
It's over becuase...for all the the right reasons I hope, what I said. | Do you have any children with anyone? |
Do you have any children with anyone? | What? No, Rose, jesus, no -- |
What? No, Rose, jesus, no -- | Well maybe. |
Well maybe. | I don't. |
I don't. | Do you feel better now that you've said this? |
Do you feel better now that you've said this? | I don't know.... |
I don't know.... | I'm not mad. I am, but I'm not. Y'know? |
I'm not mad. I am, but I'm not. Y'know? | I love you so much. |
I love you so much. | I'm not through asking my questions. |
We're not going out two days before we set the record, it's not gonna happen. | When they want us done, they'll call in the Harvard S.W.A.T team or some shit. |
You don't want any water? | No...I just... I'm so fucked up here Alan, I don't know...there's so much...so many things -- |
No...I just... I'm so fucked up here Alan, I don't know...there's so much...so many things -- | Are you on drugs right now? |
Are you on drugs right now? | If I talk to you...y'know...if I tell you things...then you're a lawyer, right? You can't say things, you can't tell anyone, it's like the privelage, right? Attornery-client, you understand? |
If I talk to you...y'know...if I tell you things...then you're a lawyer, right? You can't say things, you can't tell anyone, it's like the privelage, right? Attornery-client, you understand? | Not exactly, Linda. I'm not sure where you're going with this -- |
Not exactly, Linda. I'm not sure where you're going with this -- | Like a shrink, like if I go to see a shrink, I'm protected, I can say things -- fuck -- I don't know what I'm doing -- |
Like a shrink, like if I go to see a shrink, I'm protected, I can say things -- fuck -- I don't know what I'm doing -- | Linda, you're safe. Ok. It's alright. You're my friend. You and Earl are my clients and what you need to talk about won't leave this room, you have something you have to say -- |
Linda, you're safe. Ok. It's alright. You're my friend. You and Earl are my clients and what you need to talk about won't leave this room, you have something you have to say -- | -- I have something to tell you. I have to tell you something. I want to change his will, can I change his will?...I need to --- |
-- I have something to tell you. I have to tell you something. I want to change his will, can I change his will?...I need to --- | You can't change his will. Only Earl can change his will. |
You can't change his will. Only Earl can change his will. | No, no....no, you see...I never loved him. I never loved him, Earl. When I started, when I met him, I met him and I fucked him and I married him because I wanted his money, do you understand? I'm telling you this now...this I've never told anyone...I didn't love him. And now....I know I'm in that will, I know, I was ... |
I don't want him to die, I didn't love him when we met, and I've done so many bad things to him that he doesn't know, things I want to confess to him, but now I do: I love him. I love him so much and I can't stand -- he's going. | What kind of medication are you on right now, Linda that's -- |
What kind of medication are you on right now, Linda that's -- | This is not any fucking medication talking, this isn't -- I don't know. I don't know -- Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney, can you see him, can you, in this final fucking moment, go see him and make sure --- change the fucking will -- I don't want any money, I couldn't live with myself, this thing I'v... |
This is not any fucking medication talking, this isn't -- I don't know. I don't know -- Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney, can you see him, can you, in this final fucking moment, go see him and make sure --- change the fucking will -- I don't want any money, I couldn't live with myself, this thing I'v... | Adultery isn't illegal -- it's not something that can be used in a court to discredit the will or -- Linda. Linda. Calm down. |
Adultery isn't illegal -- it's not something that can be used in a court to discredit the will or -- Linda. Linda. Calm down. | I can't. |
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