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It's just tough, after sleeping with someone you love for so long, to be with someone new... who doesn't know what I like... and you gotta wear a jimmy... | ...gotta... |
...gotta... | ...and then I'm struggling to impress some chick who's not half as classy as my girlfriend, who I'm not even really attracted to... |
...and then I'm struggling to impress some chick who's not half as classy as my girlfriend, who I'm not even really attracted to... | Oh fuck that. You don't have to try and impress anyone. You think I give a shit? You think I sweat that skanky whore waitress... |
That was so fuckin' money. It was like that "Jedi mind" shit. | That's what I'm telling you, baby. The babies love that stuff. They don't want all that sensitive shit. You start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. They know what you want. What do you think? You think they don't? |
That's what I'm telling you, baby. The babies love that stuff. They don't want all that sensitive shit. You start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. They know what you want. What do you think? You think they don't? | I know. I know. |
I know. I know. | They know what you want, believe me. Pretending is just a waste of time. You're gonna take them there eventually anyway. Don't apologize for it. |
They know what you want, believe me. Pretending is just a waste of time. You're gonna take them there eventually anyway. Don't apologize for it. | I'm just trying to be a gentleman, show some respect... |
I'm just trying to be a gentleman, show some respect... | Respect, my ass. They respect honesty. You see how they dress when they go out? They want to be noticed. You're just showing them it's working. You gotta get off this respect kick, baby. There ain't nothing wrong with letting them now that you're money and that you want to party. |
I wish the game still had fights so I could bitch-slap Wayne. | This version doesn't have fighting? |
This version doesn't have fighting? | No. Doesn't that suck? |
No. Doesn't that suck? | What? That was the best part of the old game. |
Was I money? | I don't know. It was kind of a dick move if you ask me. |
I don't know. It was kind of a dick move if you ask me. | Why, baby? What'd I do wrong? |
Why, baby? What'd I do wrong? | You asked her for her number, and then you tore it up. |
You asked her for her number, and then you tore it up. | She didn't see. |
She didn't see. | That doesn't matter. |
What the fuck..? | What an asshole. Didn't you see "Boys in the Hood"? Now one of us is gonna get shot. |
You were off your ass back there! Where the hell did you learn to do all that twirly whirly shit? | I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good. |
I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good. | You were good. Did you see how she was vibing you? |
Bitch... You little bitch! | Chelios to Roenick...! |
Because he's a bitch. | That's so bullshit. This is so bullshit. |
You dick. | What'd you want me to do? Back down? He called me a bitch. We kept our rep. |
...Oh, who would jack your fuckin K- car? He's right, Sue. You don't need no gat. | Listen. Just because I was the only one with the balls to stand up to them... |
Listen. Just because I was the only one with the balls to stand up to them... | ...Oh yeah, like "Cypress Hill" was gonna do anything... |
What was that? | Your girl friend. She says she can't make it tonight. You lousy bastard you have the nerve to give your whores my telephone number. I'll kill you, you bastard! |
You filthy guinea spoiled brat. Clean it up or I'll kick your head in. | Like hell I will. |
You heard about your father? | Yeah. |
Yeah. | The word is out in the streets that he's dead. |
The word is out in the streets that he's dead. | Where the hell was Paulie, why wasn't he with the Don? |
Where the hell was Paulie, why wasn't he with the Don? | Paulie's been a little sick all winter...he was home. |
Paulie's been a little sick all winter...he was home. | How many times did he stay home the last couple of months? |
How many times did he stay home the last couple of months? | Maybe three, four times. I always asked Freddie if he wanted another bodyguard, but he said no. Things have been so smooth the last ten years... |
Maybe three, four times. I always asked Freddie if he wanted another bodyguard, but he said no. Things have been so smooth the last ten years... | Go get Paulie, I don't care how sick he is. Pick him up yourself, and bring him to my father's house. |
Go get Paulie, I don't care how sick he is. Pick him up yourself, and bring him to my father's house. | That's all? Don't you want me to send some people over here? |
That's all? Don't you want me to send some people over here? | No, just you and Paulie. |
Clemenza. You take care of Paulie. I don't ever want to see him again. Understood? | Understood. |
Understood. | Okay, now you can move your men into the Mall, replace Tessio's people. Mike, tomorrow you take a couple of Clemenza's people and go to Luca's apartment and wait for him to show. That crazy bastard might be going after Sollozzo right now if he's heard the news. |
I want somebody very good, very safe to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand. | The gun will be there. |
The gun will be there. | You're on, kid...I'll square it with Mom your not seeing her before you left. And I'll get a message to your girl friend when I think the time is right. |
You're on, kid...I'll square it with Mom your not seeing her before you left. And I'll get a message to your girl friend when I think the time is right. | We gotta move... |
Mostly it gives witnesses an excuse to change their identification when we make them see the light. Then you take a long vacation and we catch the hell. | How bad will it be? |
How bad will it be? | Probably all the other families will line up against us. But, it's alright. These things have to happen once every ten years or so...gets rid of the bad blood. You gotta stop 'em at the beginning. Like they shoulda stopped Hitler at Munich, they shoulda never let him get away with that, they were just asking for big ... |
What about Luca? Sollozzo didn't seem worried about Luca. That worries me. | If Luca sold out we're in real trouble. |
If Luca sold out we're in real trouble. | Has anyone been able to get in touch with him? |
Has anyone been able to get in touch with him? | No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up. |
No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up. | Luca never sleeps over with a broad. He always goes home when he's through. Mike, keep ringing Luca's number. |
Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. That is very close, a very sacred religious relationship. | Okay, but just tell him this is one favor I can't give. But he should try me again on anything else. |
Okay, but just tell him this is one favor I can't give. But he should try me again on anything else. | He never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. Understood? |
He never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. Understood? | You smooth son of a bitch, let me lay it on the line for you, and your boss. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. I don't care how many Dago, Guinea, wop Greaseball Goombahs come out of the woodwork! |
You smooth son of a bitch, let me lay it on the line for you, and your boss. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. I don't care how many Dago, Guinea, wop Greaseball Goombahs come out of the woodwork! | I'm German-Irish. |
I'm German-Irish. | Okay my Kraut-Mick friend, Johnny will never get that part because I hate that pinko punk and I'm going to run him out of the Movies. And I'll tell you why. He ruined one of Woltz Brothers' most valuable proteges. For five years I had this girl under training; singing lessons! Acting lessons! Dancing lessons! We ... |
I was worried when we couldn't get in touch with you in that hick town. | How's Mom? |
How's Mom? | Good. She's been through it before. Me too. You were too young to know about it. You better wait outside; there're some things you shouldn't hear. |
Good. She's been through it before. Me too. You were too young to know about it. You better wait outside; there're some things you shouldn't hear. | I can help you out... |
I can help you out... | Oh no you can't, the old man'd be sore as hell if I let you get mixed up in this. |
Oh no you can't, the old man'd be sore as hell if I let you get mixed up in this. | Jesus Christ, he's my father, Sonny. |
Jesus Christ, he's my father, Sonny. | Theresa. |
Why don't you stop living like a bum and get this place cleaned up. | What are you, inspecting the barracks? You ready? Did Clemenza tell you be sure to drop the gun right away? |
What are you, inspecting the barracks? You ready? Did Clemenza tell you be sure to drop the gun right away? | A million times. |
A million times. | Sollozzo and McCluskey are going to pick you up in an hour and a half on Times Square, under the big Camels sign. |
I have to go back to New York tomorrow. Think of your price. | You son of a bitch, you think you can brush me off like that? I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders. |
Forging signatures. Telling lies. Impersonating practically anybody. | That's three. Nobody should have more than one talent. Okay, do an impression. |
That's three. Nobody should have more than one talent. Okay, do an impression. | Now? Okay. Wait a minute. Talent -- The only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance. |
Now? Okay. Wait a minute. Talent -- The only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance. | What? What's this? |
What? What's this? | I like to sail, believe me, I love to sail! Instead I make boats and other people sail them. |
I like to sail, believe me, I love to sail! Instead I make boats and other people sail them. | Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up! |
Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up! | Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise. |
Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise. | I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old bastard is here right now! That's brilliant! How do you know him? |
I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old bastard is here right now! That's brilliant! How do you know him? | I met him in New York. |
I met him in New York. | Marge! You've got to hear this! |
Frederico! | Ciao bello. Don't you want to fuck every woman you see. Just once. |
Freddie, do you have something to say? | What? I think I'm saying it. Something's going on. He's either converted to Christianity -- or to something else. |
What? I think I'm saying it. Something's going on. He's either converted to Christianity -- or to something else. | I suggest you ask Dickie that yourself. Otello's is on delle Croce, just off the Corso. |
I suggest you ask Dickie that yourself. Otello's is on delle Croce, just off the Corso. | Is it on "delle Croce, just off the Corso"? You're a quick study, aren't you? Last time you didn't know your ass from your elbow, now you're giving me directions. That's not fair, you probably do know your ass from your elbow. I'll see you. |
How much for everything. | The .32's $150 -- and you're really getting a good deal now -- and all together it comes to, ah, seven eighty- five for four pieces and a holster. Hell, I'll give you the holster, we'll make it seventy-five and you've got a deal -- a good one. |
The .32's $150 -- and you're really getting a good deal now -- and all together it comes to, ah, seven eighty- five for four pieces and a holster. Hell, I'll give you the holster, we'll make it seventy-five and you've got a deal -- a good one. | How much to get a permit to carry? |
How much to get a permit to carry? | Well, you're talking big money now. I'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. The way things are going now $5.000 is probably low. You see, I try not to fool with the small-time crap. Too risky, too little bread. Say 6 G's, but if I get the permit it'll be as solid as the Empir... |
Well, you're talking big money now. I'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. The way things are going now $5.000 is probably low. You see, I try not to fool with the small-time crap. Too risky, too little bread. Say 6 G's, but if I get the permit it'll be as solid as the Empir... | Nah, this'll be fine. |
Nah, this'll be fine. | You can't carry in a cab even with a permit -- so why bother? |
You can't carry in a cab even with a permit -- so why bother? | Is there a firing range around? |
Is there a firing range around? | Sure, here, take this card, go to this place and give 'em the card. They'll charge you, but there won't be any hassle. |
Yeah. I was all around. One hospital, then the next. | It's hell out there all right. A real shit-eatin' war. I'll say this, though: It's bringing a lot of fantastic guns. The market's flooded. Colt automatics are all over. |
It's hell out there all right. A real shit-eatin' war. I'll say this, though: It's bringing a lot of fantastic guns. The market's flooded. Colt automatics are all over. | They'd never get me to go back. They'd have to shoot me first. You got anything to carry these in? |
What is your name? My name is Travis. | Awh, come off it, Pal. |
Awh, come off it, Pal. | No, I'm serious, really... |
No, I'm serious, really... | Ya want me to call da boss? Huh? That what you want? |
Ya want me to call da boss? Huh? That what you want? | No, no, it's alright. I'll have a big Coca-Cola -- without ice -- and a large buttered popcorn, and... ...some of them chocolate covered malted milk balls... and ju-jukes, a box. They last. |
No, no, it's alright. I'll have a big Coca-Cola -- without ice -- and a large buttered popcorn, and... ...some of them chocolate covered malted milk balls... and ju-jukes, a box. They last. | We don't have ju-jukes. We don't have Coca-Cola. We only got Royal Crown Cola. |
We don't have ju-jukes. We don't have Coca-Cola. We only got Royal Crown Cola. | That's fine. |
That's fine. | That's a dollar forty-seven. |
Well, whatever the fuck it is, she used it. And then the spray perfume. You know, the real sweat kind -- and, on top of that, get this, right when we're crossing the Tri-boro bridge -- she changes her pantyhose! | No. |
Sure. What do you think? She wanted to get out of the cab. I said "Look, you're in the middle of the fucking bridge..." | You said that? |
You said that? | Well, I said, "Lady, please, we're on a bridge..." |
Well, I said, "Lady, please, we're on a bridge..." | And what happened? |
Well, you ever need one, I know a feller that kin getcha a real nice deal. Lotsa shit around. | The cops and company raise hell they find out. |
Truck drivers bring up Harlem Specials that blow up in your hand. But this guy don't deal no shit. Just quality. If you ever need anything, I can put you in touch. | For a fee. |
For a fee. | For a fee. |
For a fee. | I never use mine. But it's a good thing to have. Just as a threat. |
I never use mine. But it's a good thing to have. Just as a threat. | Well, if there's this many hackies inside, there must be lots of fares outside. And I'm gonna hustle 'em. |
Well, if there's this many hackies inside, there must be lots of fares outside. And I'm gonna hustle 'em. | What ya gonna do with all that money, Dough-Boy? |
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