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https://imsdb.com/scripts/Warrior.html | WARRIOR
Written by
Gavin O'Connor, Anthony Tambakis & Cliff Dorfman
EXT. PITTSBURGH, PA - TWILIGHT
A beautiful blue-collar city approaching nightfall. Bridges.
Rivers. Churches. The working class poetry of the `Burgh.
EXT. ST. MARY'S CHURCH - SAME
PADDY CONLON (60) exits the doors of a run-down church
holding a 1... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Watchmen.html | WATCHMEN
Written by
David Hayter & Alex Tse
INT. EDWARD BLAKE'S APARTMENT - KITCHEN - EVENING
CLOSE ON: A "Have A Nice Day" HAPPY FACE PIN. STEAM rises
past the pin. We hear a KETTLE BOILING.
We PULL BACK and find that the pin adorns the lapel of a ROBE
worn by EDWARD BLAKE, 63, but amazingly not far from his
physi... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Water-for-Elephants.html | WATER FOR ELEPHANTS
Written by
Richard Lagravenese
APRIL 16, 2009
EXT. MODERN CIRCUS GROUNDS - PRESENT DAY - NIGHT
An upstate New York town. A CIRCUS is being dismantled...The
Big Top falls and is gathered up by workmen...Trucks are
being loaded with animals.
EXT. PARKING LOT - CIRCUS GROUNDS - CONTINUOUS - NIGHT... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Way-Back,-The.html | THE WAY BACK
Written by
Peter Weir
Inspired by the book "The Long Walk"
by Slavomir Rawicz
Shooting Draft: Sofia, January 2009
1 AERIAL PANORAMA - DAY TO NIGHT 1
A slow, steady, downward view. The camera seemingly
floats as the curve of the globe passes beneath.
Beginning in the green jungles of Sikkim in Northe... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/We-Own-the-Night.html | WE OWN THE NIGHT
Written by
James Gray
FADE IN:
A PAIR OF SMOKESTACKS AGAINST AN ORANGE AUTUMN SUN SKY...
THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT to REVEAL: A CEMETERY in the
foreground. TOMBSTONES blend into a NEVER-ENDING SEA OF
MIDDLE-CLASS ROW HOUSES in the distance, and nothing seems
to separate the two. A NEWLY DUG GRAVE is in ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/What-Lies-Beneath.html | WHAT LIES BENEATH
by
Clark Gregg
June 14, 1999
FADE IN:
Moving through a murky haze. Dark blues and greens, shafts
of prismed purple. A pale shard appears in the distance.
Gliding closer, a group of tiny fish dart before the camera.
We're UNDERWATER. Arriving at the form, it finally sharpens
into focus. It's a WOM... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/When-a-Stranger-Calls.html | WHEN A STRANGER CALLS
Written by
Steve Feke and Fred Walton
SHOOTING DRAFT
FADE IN:
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET - NIGHT
A quiet upper-middle class neighborhood. The CAMERA is at
the curb, looking down the street. There are no sidewalks.
Trees arch overhead. CICADAS drone on the soundtrack.
The OPENING TITLES briefly FA... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/While-She-Was-Out.html | WHILE SHE WAS OUT
Written by
Susan Montford
Based on a short story by
Edward Bryant
5th draft
December 20, 2006
MAP GRIDS
From the pages of a Thomas guide converge, overlap and re-
configure across the screen. The endlessly ironic names of
American suburbs parade before us, their violet territories
marching forw... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Whiplash.html | WHIPLASH
Written by
Damien Chazelle
BLACK...
We hear a HIT. A drumstick against a drum head. Crisp, sharp.
Then a second hit. Then a third and a fourth. The hits
growing so fast they start to blur together. Like gunfire...
1 INT. NASSAU BAND REHEARSAL STUDIO - GEHRING HALL - NIGHT 1
A cavernous space. Sound-proo... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Whistleblower,-The.html | THE WHISTLEBLOWER
Written by
Eilis Kirwan & Larysa Kondracki
August 3, 2007
1 BLACKNESS... 1
GIRL'S VOICE (O.S.) (UKRAINIAN)
I can't see anything... Are you there?
Silence.
GIRL'S VOICE (O.S.) (UKRAINIAN) (CONT'D)
Are you there!?
Giggling. LUBA, 15, dangerous, flicks a lighter, sparking a
cigarette, and grins i... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/White-Christmas.html | WHITE CHRISTMAS
"WHITE CHRISTMAS"
by
Melvin Frank, Norman Krasna and Norman Panama
FULL SHOT - REAR AREA - (DAY) - (GLASS)
This is December 24, 1944, in the first safe area directly
behind the battle line, in the Italian theatre.
In the distance occasional artillery light flashes are seen
and artillery rumbles ar... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/White-Jazz.html | WHITE JAZZ
Written by
Matthew Michael Carnahan & Joe Carnahan
9/16/07
Based on the novel "White Jazz" by James Ellroy
Legend: Recife, Brazil, 1983
1 INT. HILLSIDE VILLA - MORNING 1
Stare at my broken face in a gilded mirror. The breaks
occurred a lifetime ago, healed uneven. I wear a white
tropical button-down, ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/White-Ribbon,-The.html | THE WHITE RIBBON
Written by
Michael Haneke
1. COVERED RIDING SCHOOL OF THE MANORIAL ESTATE INT/DAY
MONTAGE OF CLOSE-SHOTS:
1
A man is riding a dressage horse. We can't see his face.
Only his boots, spurs, whip, the taut reins, the horse's
foamy mouth, the movements that steer the animal.
We watch him for a while a... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/White-Squall.html | WHITE SQUALL
by
Todd Robinson
Revised First Draft
October 31, 1994
FADE IN:
SUPER: A TRUE STORY - MYSTIC HARBOR CONNECTICUT 1994
CREDITS OVER
Wind on the water. Soaring gulls and sand pipers glide
over the pilings and sagging bulkheads.
OLDER CHUCK (V.O.)
Though I hadn't seen or spoken to
Sheldrake in over thi... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Whiteout.html | WHITEOUT
Written by
Jon Hoeber & Erich Hoeber
Based on the graphic novel by
Greg Rucka
December 22, 2006
SCROLL OVER BLACK:
Antarctica. Six million square miles of ice. The
coldest place on earth.
Forty-six countries have competing claims and maintain
outposts. The Antarctic Treaty holds these claims in
check.
... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wild-At-Heart.html | WILD AT HEART
W I L D A T H E A R T
a love story
written by
David Lynch
based on the book by
Barry Gifford
And now the story of Sailor and Lula.....
1. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY
A MAN rides a screaming massive Japanese motorcycle - wound out to
maximum R.P.M. up the street.
CUT TO:
2. SIGN BY ROADSIDE
The sign re... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wild-Bunch,-The.html | THE WILD BUNCH
Written by
Walon Green & Sam Peckinpah
February 12th, 1968
1.
FADE IN:
OUTSKIRTS OF A SOUTH TEXAS RAILROAD YARD (SAN RAFAEL)
A TRAIN ROARS PAST REVEALING IN THE DISTANCE FIVE MET RIDING
TOWARD CAMERA along the tracks. In CLOSE F.G. is.the back
part of a sign.
NARRATOR
To most of America in 1913, ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wild-Hogs.html | WILD HOGS
Written by
Brad Copeland
FIRST DRAFT
REVISED 7/06/05
FADE IN:
INT. KITCHEN - MORNING
ANGLE ON: BILLY MATTHEWS, 8, ravenously eating a plate
of hashbrowns, runny fried eggs and syrupy waffles.
WOMAN'S VOICE (O.C.)
Doug?...
We see DOUG MATTHEWS, 40's, sitting across the table,
staring at his son, Billy.... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wild-Things.html | "Wild Things", production draft, revised by Kem Nunn
WILD THINGS
by
Stephen Peters
rewrite by
Kem Nunn
MANDALAY ENTERTAINMENT January 21, 1997
1202 West Washington Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
FADE IN:
MAIN TITLE SEQUENCE -- BLACK
INTERCUT -- QUICK FLASH-FORWARDS
INSIDE A STEAMY SHOWER -- A wet naked woman and... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wild-Things-Diamonds-in-the-Rough.html | WILD THINGS: DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH
Written by
Andy Hurst & Ross Helford
INT. MUSEUM - DAY
A perfect rainbow is trapped inside two flawless DIAMONDS,
glinting in the morning sun.
Tounted on crushed velvet, the identical diamonds are on a glass
covered pedal stool in the middle of a vast, marble MUSEUM HALL.
The st... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wild-Wild-West.html | Rev. 06/15/98 (Pink)
Rev. 07/01/98 (Yellow)
Rev. 08/28/98 (Green)
Rev. 09/03/98 (Goldenrod)
Rev. 10/07/98 (Buff)
Rev. 04/09/99 (Salmon)
WILD WILD WEST
Story by
Jim Thomas & John Thomas
Screenplay by
S.S. Wilson & Brent Maddock
and Jeffrey Price & Peter S. Seaman
Based on the Television Series
"Wild Wild West"
R... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Willow.html | WILLOW
"WILLOW"
Story by
George Lucas
Screenplay
by
Bob Dolman
First Draft
Third Revision
November 14, 1986
(c) LFL 1986
Lucasfilm LTD.
All Rights Reserved
Act I
FADE IN:
EXT.. NOCKMAAR CASTLE - DAY
Under gloomy sky a huge fortress looms on a volcanic
mountainside. From within WE HEAR the agonizing scream
of a... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Win-Win.html | WIN WIN
Written by
Tom McCarthy
EXT. WATCHUNG RESERVATION - DAWN.
It's a bitter cold January morning. The woods are quiet.
Desolate. In the far off distance a man is jogging. He banks
around the end of a small pond and runs right at us. This is
MIKE FLAHERTY, FORTY-TWO. He is running hard. Or at least as
hard as he... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wind-Chill.html | WIND CHILL
Written by
Joseph Gangemi & Steven Katz
1 INT. UNIVERSITY LECTURE HALL - DAY 1
A GIRL'S FACE
fills the screen, twenty-one years old, pensive, pretty.
Camera lingers on her in CLOSE UP, noticing details: hair
worn stylishly messy, no makeup, double-pierced ears (though
no earrings today), the corner of ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Withnail-and-I.html | Withnail and I
Withnail and I
Camden Town, London. 1969
The Flat.
[A few shafts of sunlight sneak through the curtains and illuminate a
sitting room. There are empty bottles everywhere. 'I', who is smoking a
joint, gets up somewhat precariously and walks into a kitchen which is full
of bottles and dirty washing up.... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Witness.html | WITNESS
"WITNESS"
by
Earl W. Wallace
William Kelley
Pamela Wallace
EXT. LANCASTER COUNTY, PA. COUNTRYSIDE – DAY
TITLE SEQUENCE
The faces of several young children are presented in CLOSEUP,
as they walk TOWARD US across a ploughed field. On the SOUND
TRACK, the haunting SOUNDS OF A GREGORIAN FUNERAL CHANT. The
C... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wizard-of-Oz,-The.html | FADE IN -- Title:
For nearly forty years this story has given faithful service
to the Young in Heart; and Time has been powerless to put its
kindly philosophy out of fashion.
To those of you who have been faithful to it in return
...and to the Young in Heart --- we dedicate this picture.
FADE OUT:
MS -- Dorothy st... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wolf-of-Wall-Street,-The.html | THE WOLF OF WALL STREET
Written by
Terence Winter
Based on the book
by
Jordan Belfort
White Shooting Script - September 7th, 2012
Blue Revised Pages - September 25th, 2012
Pink Revised Pages - October 9th, 2012
Yellow Revised Pages - October 15th, 2012
Green Revised Pages - October 16th, 2012
Goldenrod Revised Pag... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wonder-Boys.html | THE WONDER BOYS
WONDER BOYS
BASED ON THE NOVEL BY MICHAEL CHABON
Screenplay/Steve Kloves
January 21, 1999 (Pink Revision)
January 15, 1999 (Blue Revision)
December 18,1998
All IS A BLUR...
...then WORDS appear, twisting and vaguely transparent,
reflected on the window GRADY TRIPP stands before as he
reads from a ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wonder-Woman.html | WONDER WOMAN
Screenplay by
Allan Heinberg
Story by
Zack Snyder & Allan Heinberg and Jason Fuchs
based on characters from DC Comics
WONDER WOMAN created by William Moulton Marston
FINAL SHOOTING SCRIPT
FADE IN:
1 EXT. THE EARTH (FROM SPACE) 1
The EARTH as seen from space, perfect and seemingly
serene.
DIANA (... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wonka.html | WONKA
1 1
EXT. OCEAN - DAY
FADE UP on a cold, foggy sky. The only sounds are the lapping
of the ocean waves and the distant tolling of a ship's bell.
Then, chugging out of the thick mist, comes a 1940s TRAWLER.
A strange figure wearing a bright green waistcoat and wildly
colourful scarf climbs the mast. This is Will... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Woodsman,-The.html | THE WOODSMAN
Based on the play by
Steven Fechter
Written by
Steven Fechter & Nicole Kassell
Winner 1st Prize 2001 Slamdance Screenplay Competition
July 30, 2002
BEGIN TITLES - OPENING SEQUENCE MONTAGE
Over black we HEAR the rhythmic sound of machinery. This
sound will continue throughout the title sequence as o... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/World-is-not-Enough,-The.html | T H E W O R L D I S N O T E N O U G H
(BOND 19)
--------------------------------------------------------------
GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON
GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old
Europe with new money of both dubious and legitimate source.
INT. HALLWAY OFFICE BUILDING - DAY
An engraved brass pla... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Wrestler,-The.html | THE WRESTLER
Written by
Rob Siegel
DRAFT 10/14/07
FADE IN:
MUSIC: DEF LEPPARD - "ROCK ROCK (TILL YOU DROP)"
Over OPENING CREDITS, a montage of OLD WRESTLING-MAGAZINE
PHOTOS. Action shots of RANDY "THE RAM" ROBINSON taking on a
keffiyeh-wearing heel named THE AYATOLLAH before 20,000
screaming fans at Madison Squar... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/X-Files-Fight-the-Future,-The.html | "The X Files", production draft, by Chris Carter
X-FILES
FIGHT THE FUTURE
CHRIS CARTER
6/30/97
NOTE: THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPT CONTAINED SCENE
NUMBERS, AND SOME "SCENE OMITTED" SLUGS. THEY HAVE
BEEN REMOVED FOR THIS SOFT COPY.
FADE IN:
EXT. SNOWSCAPE
A BLINDING WHITE SCREEN, under which we hear an ominous
low... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/X-Men-Origins-Wolverine.html | X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
Written by
David Benioff & Skip Woods
EXT. RURAL ROAD - DAY
A two-lane road carves through an endless forest of towering
black spruce. A flock of pintails skims over the treetops,
heading south before the first snowfall.
A young BOY (12), undersized and feral, trudges home, bookbag
strapped... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/X-Men.html | "X-MEN" -- early draft by Ed Solomon, Chris McQuarrie, Tom DeSanto & Bryan Singer
X-Men
By
Ed Solomon
Revisions:
Chris McQuarrie
Tom DeSanto
Bryan Singer
February 24, 1999
BLACK
Sounds of a train rolling to a halt, a shrill whistle.
EXT. CAMP - DAY
UP ON the door of a weathered cattle car as a German
soldier s... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Year-One.html | YEAR ONE
Written by
Harold Ramis, Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg
October 18th, 2007
IN THE BEGINNING... 1
BLACK an infinite void but at the center a SINGULARITY, a
particle infinitely small and infinitely dense that contains
all the potential matter and energy in the universe.
THE BIG BANG
A blinding flash of li... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Yes-Man.html | YES MAN
Written by
Nicholas Stoller
Based On the Book
"The Yes Man" by Danny Wallace
First Draft
February 2, 2007
EXT. RUDY'S - NIGHT
It's New Year's Eve at Rudy's, a hole-in-the-wall dive.
People stream into the bar to celebrate. Outside, CARL
KENDALL (30s) and his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend KATH are
having a qui... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/You-Can-Count-On-Me.html | "YOU CAN COUNT ON ME"
Screenplay by
Kenneth Lonergan
SHOOTING DRAFT
2000
FADE IN:
INT./EXT. A CAR (MOVING). NIGHT
The shifting lights from the odd passing car play over the
faces of MR. and MRS. PRESCOTT, a pleasant-looking couple in
their late thirties, dressed up for a night out. Mr. Prescott
drives them along... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Youth-in-Revolt.html | YOUTH IN REVOLT
Written by
Gustin Nash
July 13, 2007
OVER BLACK comes the sound of deep HEAVING BREATHS. Moist
FLESH FLAPPING accompaniment. Someone is beating off.
A pause as the someone turns the page of a magazine.
The beating off resumes at a quickened pace. The SQUEAKING of
bed springs joins in.
Another page i... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Zebra-Girl.html | ZEBRA GIRL
1 EXT. CATHERINE AND DAN'S COUNTRYSIDE HOUSE - NIGHT
An old grand house sits isolated in an idyllic rural
setting. Fruit trees, shrubs and scented plants sway in
the wind. A patio decked with wicker chairs stares out at
the horizon.
A low rumble of thunder in the distance underscores the
NATURAL OUTDOOR S... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Zero-Dark-Thirty.html | ZERO DARK THIRTY
Written by
Mark Boal
October 3rd, 2011
FROM BLACK, VOICES EMERGE--
We hear the actual recorded emergency calls made by World
Trade Center office workers to police and fire departments
after the planes struck on 9/11, just before the buildings
collapsed.
TITLE OVER: SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
We listen to ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Zerophilia.html | ZEROPHILIA
Written by
Martin Curland
Revised: March 1, 2004
1.
FADE IN:
EXT. WILDERNESS - NIGHT
Mist. Dark trees. Dripping vines. An ENGINE RUMBLES in the
distance.
The full moon shimmers on a puddle. A FROG SPLATS IN,
splashing a one man pup tent.
INSIDE THE TENT
LUKE's eyes pop open, disoriented, realizing ... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Zone-of-Interest,-The.html | THE ZONE OF INTEREST
by
Jonathan Glazer
Based on the novel by Martin Amis
© Jonathan Glazer
1 1
BLACK
THERMAL NIGHT VISION:
A musical overture begins. Inviting, descending.
TITLE: The Zone of Interest. White letters.
Gradually, the white letters fade as they cool, leaving us in
blackness again as the music pla... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/Zootopia.html | ZOOTOPIA
Written by
Jared Bush & Phil Johnston
Story by
Byron Howard, Rich Moore,
Jared Bush, Jim Reardon, Josie Trinidad,
Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee
IN BLACK --
We hear the feral, primeval sounds of a jungle at night. A
timpani bangs an ominous beat.
FADE IN ON:
A JUNGLE - NIGHT
A BUNNY nervously walks thr... |
https://imsdb.com/scripts/xXx.html | "xXx"
by
Rich Wilkes
August 26, 2001
Third Draft
FADE IN:
EXT. PRAGUE - NIGHT
On a hill above the city is an old CATHEDRAL. The night is
spooky, with harsh shadows playing across the cobblestones
and medieval walls.
A NERVOUS YOUNG HACKER makes his way down an alley.
There is a DOOR at the end of the alley. MU... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-Good-News,-Bad-News.html | GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Comedy club)
JERRY
You know, why we're here? To be out,
this is out...and out is one of the
single most enjoyable experiences of
life. People...did you ever hear people
talking about "We should go out"? This
is what they're talking about...this
whole thin... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Stakeout.html | THE STAKEOUT
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Opening comedy)
JERRY
So, I'm on line at the supermarket.
Two women in front of me. One of
them, her total was eight dollars, the other three dollars. They
both
of course choose to pay by the use of the (pause and gesture
to audience
for response)
AUDIENCE
C... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Robbery.html | THE ROBBERY
Written by
Matt Goldman
(Comedy club)
JERRY
So I move into the centre lane, now
I get ahead of this
women, who felt for some reason I guess, that she thought that
I cut her off. So, she pulls up along side of me, gives me...
the finger. It seems like such an... arbitrary, ridiculous
thing to just pi... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-Male-Unbonding.html | MALE UNBONDING
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Nightclub)
JERRY
Most men like working on things, tools,
objects, fixing things. This is what
men enjoy doing. Have you ever noticed
a guy's out in his driveway working
on
something with tools, how all the other men in the neighborhood
are magnetically drawn ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Stock-Tip.html | THE STOCK TIP
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Nightclub)
JERRY
Went out to dinner the other night.
Check came at the end of the meal, as
it always does. Never liked the check
at the end of the meal system, because
money's a very different thing before and after you eat. Before
you eat money has no value. ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Ex-Girlfriend.html | THE EX-GIRLFRIEND
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Nightclub)
JERRY
I'm always in traffic with the lane
expert. You know this type of person?
Constantly reevaluating their lane choice..
Never quite sure, "Is this the best
lane for
me? For my life?" They're always a little bit ahead of you, "Can
I get in ov... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Pony-Remark.html | THE PONY REMARK
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Night club)
JERRY
My parents live in Florida now. They
moved there last year. They didn't want
to move to Floriday, but they're in
their sixties, and that's the law. You
know
how it works. They got the leisure police. They pull up in front
of the old people'... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Jacket.html | THE JACKET
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Night club)
JERRY
I hate clothes, okay? I hate buying
them. I hate picking them out of my
closet. I can't stand every day trying
to come up with little outfits for myself.
I think
eventually fashion won't even exist. It won't. I think eventually
we'll all be wear... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Phone-Message.html | THE PHONE MESSAGE
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Comedy club)
The bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television
is
doing something better than what you're doing. Did you ever see
anybody on TV
like just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip
crumbs on their
commercial p... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Apartment.html | THE APARTMENT
Written by
Peter Mehlman
(Night club)
JERRY
Well, I painted my apartment again.
I've been living in this apartment for
years and years, and every time I paint
it, it kinda gets me down. I look around,
and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. You know, I
realize it's just the thickness of the... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Statue.html | THE STATUE
Written by
Larry Charles
(Night club)
JERRY
I have to tell you that I did some very
exciting news recently, and I don't
know if I should really tell you exactly
what it is because it's really not a
definite thing yet. Well, I will tell
you what I know so far. According to
the information that I have in t... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Revenge.html | THE REVENGE
Written by
Larry David
LEVITAN
Remind me to tell you what we did in
Lake George. (laughing) Get
this...I got it all on video. (laughing)
GEORGE
That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through.
It's over. I'm gone.
Finished. Over. I will never work for you again. Look at you.
(laughing) You think you're an i... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Heart-Attack.html | THE HEART ATTACK
Written by
Larry Charles
(Night club)
JERRY
You know, I tell ya, I gotta say that
I'm enjoying adulthood. For a lot of
reasons. And, I'll tell you reason number
one: as an adult, if I want a cookie,
I have
a cookie, okay? I have three cookies or four cookies, or eleven
cookies if I want. Many time... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Deal.html | THE DEAL
Written by
Larry David
(Comedy club)
JERRY
I've been watching women in the department
stores. They're trying on clothes, and
I've noticed that they do it differently
from men. Women don't try on the clothes,
they get behind the clothes, you see?
They take a dress off the rack, and
they hold it up against t... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Baby-Shower.html | THE BABY SHOWER
Written by
Larry Charles
(Night club)
JERRY
Men flip around the television more
than women, I think. Men get that remote
control in their hands, they don't even
know what the hell they're watching.
You know, we just keep going, "Rerun, don't wanna watch it..
" "What are you watching?" "I don't care... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Chinese-Restaurant.html | THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Comedy club)
JERRY
(A couple of days ago I used a public
phone), go over time on the call,
hang up the phone, walk away. You've had this happen? Phone rings.
It's the
phone company... they want more money. Don't you love this? And
you got them
right... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Busboy.html | THE BUSBOY
Written by
Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
(Night club)
JERRY
I'm not a foodie. I don't, "Oh, this
is too rare. Oh, it's too salty." Just
eat it and shut up. I'll eat anywhere,
whatever they're having. I have eaten
rotten rolls
off of room service trays in hotel hallways. I have. It's not
a joke. This is m... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Note.html | THE NOTE
Written by
Larry David
Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best.
"Oh, is he good?" "Oh, he's the best. This guy's the best." They
can't all be the best.
There can't be this many bests. Someone's graduating at the bottom
of these classes, where are these doctors? Is somewhere, someone s... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Truth.html | THE TRUTH
Written by
Elaine Pope & Larry Charles
(Comedy club)
Welcome everyone to the room...Ah, the extra button....yeah ...
what kind of a sicko
would save these ...have them in a huge file, drawers that wide
(small fingers opening
imaginary drawers) Where the hell is that ... I mean is it THAT
hard to get round... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Pen.html | THE PEN
Written by
Larry David
(Night club)
JERRY
I have never seen an old person in a
new bathing suit in my life. I don't
know where they get their bathing suits,
but my father has bathing suits from
other centuries. My parents live in
Florida, and if you go down there and
you forget your bathing suits then they
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Dog.html | THE DOG
Written by
Larry David
(Comedy club)
So I'm on the plane, we left late. Pilot says we're going to
be making up some
time in the air. I thought, well isn't that interesting. We'll
just make up
time. That's why you have to reset your watch when you land.
Of course, when
they say they're making up time, obv... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Library.html | THE LIBRARY
Written by
Larry Charles
(JERRY'S APARTMENT)
JERRY
Let me speak with the head librarian.
... Because it's absurd. An overdue
book
from 1971? ... This is a joke right? What are you? From a radio
station?
KRAMER
enters
JERRY
Ya' got me I fell for it. Alright, OK
I can be down there in like a half hour.... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Parking-Garage.html | THE PARKING GARAGE
Written by
Larry David
INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A GARAGE.
IN SINGLE FILE
GEORGE, JERRY and ELAINE, WHO'S CARRYING
A PLASTIC BAG WITH GOLDFISH, AND KRAMER
WHO'S HAVING A ROUGH TIME WITH A LARGE,
HEAVY BOX.
GEORGE
One left...what a joke.
KRAMER
You can have this one.
GEORGE
No, that's not ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Cafe.html | THE CAFE
Written by
Tom Leopold
(Comedy club)
There's always that one location, one store location that's constantly
changing hands. Everybody has this in their neighborhood, it's
a leather store, it's a yogurt shop, it's a pet supply. It's
constantly changing and nobody can do business there. It's like
some sort o... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Tape.html | THE TAPE
Written by
Larry David, Bob Shaw & Don McEnery
(Comedy club)
JERRY
....hair that was on your shower soap
today could be in your head tomorrow.
How did they do the first transplant?
Did they have the guy take a shower, get his soap, rush it
in there by helicopter, you know
keep the soap alive on the soap ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Nose-Job.html | THE NOSE JOB
Written by
Peter Mehlman
(Comedy club)
Can you give me an explanation as to why the pharmacist has to
be two-and-a-half
feet up above everybody else? What the hell is he doing, he can't
be down there
on the floor with you and me? Brain surgeons, airline pilots,
nuclear
physicists, we're all on the s... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Stranded.html | THE STRANDED
Written by
Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld & Matt Goldman
(Comedy club)
So I was in the drug store the other day, trying to get a cold
medication. You
ever try and pick one of these out? It's not easy. It's a wall.
It's an
entire wall of cold medication, you stand there, you're going,
"Alright,
alright,... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Alternate-Side.html | THE ALTERNATE SIDE
Written by
Larry David & Bill Masters
(Comedy club)
Seems to me the way they design the car alarm is so that the
car will behave as
if it was a nervous hysterical person. Anyone goes near it, anyone
disturbs it,
it's aaaaaahhhhhhh! Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.
Not
everybody wa... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Red-Dot.html | THE RED DOT
Written by
Larry David
(Comedy club)
JERRY
I'm sorry it's gotta be a little bit
of a scary place to work. I don't know
how you feel about it. You want to be
standing there having people comming
in all day going "I need knives. I need
more knives. Do you have any bigger
knives? I'd like a bigger knife, a... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Subway.html | THE SUBWAY
Written by
Larry Charles
(Monk's Cafe, the whole gang at a booth)
KRAMER
All right, Coney Island. Ok, you can
take the B or the F and switch
for the N at Broadway Lafayette, or you can go over the bridge
to DeKalb
and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue, then switch to the IRT 2,
3, 4 or 5,
but don't get o... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Pez-Dispenser.html | THE PEZ DISPENSER
Written by
Larry David
(Jerry's Apartment)
GEORGE
...pianist. A classical pianist. She
plays the piano. She's a
brilliant woman. I-I-I sat in her living room... She played the
Waldstein Sonata! The Waldstein!
GEORGE
We did a crossword puzzle together,
in bed. It was the most fun
I ever had in ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Suicide.html | THE SUICIDE
Written by
Tom Leopold
(Comedy club)
The thing I don't understand about the suicide person is the
people who try and commit suicide for some reason they don't
die and that's it. They stop trying. Why? Why don't they just
keep trying? What has changed? Is their life any better now?
No. In fact it's worse... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Fix-Up.html | THE FIX-UP
Written by
Larry Charles & Elaine Pope
(Comedy club)
I tell ya, I never really understood the importance of the conductor.
I mean
between you and me, what the hell is this guy doing? Do you really
need
somebody waving a stick in your face to play the violin? Does
that really help
you out? I could see ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Boyfriend-Part-1.html | THE BOYFRIEND PT 1
Written by
Larry David & Larry Levin
(Comedy club)
To me, going to the health club, you see all these people and
they're
working out, and they're training and they're getting in shape
but the
strange thing is nobody is really getting in shape for anything.
The only
reason that you're getting i... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Boyfriend-Part-2.html | THE BOYFRIEND PT 2
Written by
Larry David & Larry Levin
(New York State department of Labor)
MRS. SOKOL
Just sign here please.
GEORGE
I know who it was too. It was the guy
who interviewed me. He was
very threatened by me. Why else wouldn't he hire me? I could
sell
latex like that (snaps fingers).
MRS. SOKOL
Sig... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Limo.html | THE LIMO
Written by
Larry Charles
(Comedy club)
Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores
have any idea
what the prices are every place else in the world? Or do you
think they just
feel they have their own little country out there and they can
charge anything
they want? You're hungry? Tuna ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Good-Samaritan.html | THE GOOD SAMARITAN
Written by
Peter Mehlman
(Jerry is driving alone talking on his car phone to Elaine at
home in her
bed)
ELAINE
You know it's bad enough you have a
car phone, you have to use the
speaker?
JERRY
It's safer! Plus it's more annoying
to the other person.
(Driver cuts in front of Jerry)
JERRY
Oh l... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Letter.html | THE LETTER
Written by
Larry David
(Nina's art studio. Kramer is posing for Nina (Jerry's current
girlfriend.)
NINA
(laughing) Kramer, would you hold still?
I can't do this if you keep
moving.
KRAMER
You sure you don't want me to take my
clothes off? (beat) I'll do it!
NINA
No, that's the last thing in the world
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Parking-Space.html | THE PARKING SPACE
Written by
Larry David & Greg Daniels
(Comedy club)
At parking lots now they have these 'compact car only' spots,
isn't that
discrimination against the size of your car? If I want my ass
hanging out of
the back of my parking spot, that's my business. There are people
out there
with real asses h... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Keys.html | THE KEYS
Written by
Larry Charles
(Comedy club)
So, I fly a lot. I like planes. I was on a plane the other day
and I was wondering - are there keys to the plane? Do they need
keys to start the plane? Maybe that's what those delays on the
ground are sometimes. When you're just sitting there at the gate,
maybe the pi... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Trip-Part-1.html | THE TRIP PART 1
Written by
Larry Charles
(George and Jerry enter Monk's Coffee Shop)
GEORGE
Kramer was on Murphy Brown?
JERRY
Yeah.
GEORGE
Are you sure?
JERRY
Yeah.
GEORGE
Murphy Brown, the TV show.
JERRY
C'mon, will ya?
GEORGE
Kramer was on Murphy Brown? That son
of a gun!
JERRY
Something, isn't it?
GEORGE... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Trip-Part-2.html | THE TRIP PART 2
Written by
Larry Charles
(Comedy club)
There are many different job in the police. It seems to me, that
the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can
get. You know it's not dangerous, the criminals are long gone,
that seems like a good one. I don't know who they are, I guess
they're p... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Pitch.html | THE PITCH
Written by
Larry David
(At club bar)
Jerry and George are talking. Stu and Jay enter.
STU
Excuse me, Jerry? I'm Stu Chermak. I'm
with NBC.
JERRY
Hi.
STU
Could we speak for a few moments?
JERRY
Sure.
JAY
Hi, Jay Crespi.
JERRY
Hello.
GEORGE
Uh, C-R-E-S-P-I?
JAY
That's right.
GEORGE
I'm unbelievable... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Ticket.html | THE TICKET
Written by
Larry David
(Jerry's apartment)
(Enter Kramer with one pant leg on)
JERRY
Where the hell did I put this?
KRAMER
What are you looking for?
JERRY
The remote, the remote, I can't find
the remote. Did I lost, I lost it. Did
you take it? Did you put it some place?
KRAMER
No, no, no.
(Jerry not... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Wallet.html | THE WALLET
Written by
Larry David
(Comedy club)
Don't you hate "to be continued" on TV. It's horrible when you
sense the "to be continued" coming. You know, you're watching
the show. You're into the story. There's like five minutes left
and suddenly you realize, "Hey, they can't make it." Timmy's
still stuck in the... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Watch.html | THE WATCH
Written by
Larry David
(Comedy club)
JERRY
It's an entire industry of bad gifts,
aren't they? All those
executive gifts, any stupid, goofy, brass, wood thing, they put
a piece of green
felt on the bottom. "It's a golf, desk, tie and stress organiser,
dad." But to
me, nothing compares with the paperweig... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Bubble-Boy.html | THE BUBBLE BOY
Written by
Larry David & Larry Charles
(Jerry and Naomi enter Jerry's apartment)
JERRY
Well this is it.
NAOMI
This is nice. Thanks again for the Chinese
food.
JERRY
Oh, you're welcome. You know I think
I ate too much of that garlic.
NAOMI
Yeah, me too,
JERRY
No, I ate the whole plate. I didn't
kn... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Cheever-Letters.html | THE CHEEVER LETTERS
Written by
Larry David
(Jerry's apartment)
(Jerry and George enter with some plastic bags)
JERRY
She hasn't told her father yet?
GEORGE
No. We're supposed to tell him tonight.
JERRY
"We're"? What do you mean, "We're"?
GEORGE
Susan wants me to be there.
JERRY
You're meetin' the father for th... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Opera.html | THE OPERA
Written by
Larry Charles
(Comedy club)
The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that
men are all the
same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding
is like
the joining together of a beautiful glowing bride, and some guy.
The tuxedo
is a wedding safety device created ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Virgin.html | THE VIRGIN
Written by
Peter Mehlman
(Jerry and George talking near a bar.)
JERRY
We're dead.
GEORGE
We're not dead.
JERRY
We are dead.
GEORGE
Come on. We got all day tomorrow to
come up with a story.
JERRY
All day tomorrow? We had a month and
a half to come up with something and
we didn't do anything.
GEORGE
S... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Contest.html | THE CONTEST
Written by
Larry David
(Monk's Coffee shop)
(Jerry and Kramer are sitting opposite Elaine at a booth, eating
lunch)
JERRY
(To Elaine) Let me ask you a question.
ELAINE
Mm-hm.
JERRY
You're a hostage, captured by terrorists-
ELAINE
(Smiling, chewing) Who, me?
JERRY
You, anybody - whatever. You're in ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Airport.html | THE AIRPORT
Written by
Larry Charles
(Comedy club)
JERRY
...cramped seat, working on a tiny computer;
there's always a small problem "There'll
be a slight delay, we'll be a *little*
late, if you could be a *little* *patient*!
We're just trying to get one of those
*little* trucks to pull us up just a
*little* closer... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Seinfeld-The-Pick.html | THE PICK
Written by
Larry David
(Jerry's Apartment)
GEORGE
I loved her Jerry, I loved her.
JERRY
No, you didn't.
GEORGE
And she loved me. Hoo, ho, she really
did.
JERRY
No she didn't.
GEORGE
What am I going to do now? I can't live
without Susan. I gotta get her back.
How? How, am I gonna get her back?
ELAINE
(... |
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