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https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Butters'-Very-Own-Episode.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 514
"BUTTERS' VERY OWN EPISODE"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Butters' home, night. Butters enters the living room with a
gift in hand. He walks up to his parents. His mom is polishing
an end table while his father reads the newspaper on the sofa
beside it.]
BUTTERS
Heh-alright, Mom, I'm all done w... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Jared-Has-Aides.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 601
"JARED HAS AIDES"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Cartman's hosue, living room, day. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle are
on the sofa laughing as Cartman does some prank calls]
CARTMAN
Shu- shut up you gurs, shut up you
guys.
CITY WOK OWNER
Herro, Shitty Wok, take your order prease.
CARTMAN
Hello, is th... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Asspen.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 602
"ASSPEN"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Butters' house, night, kitchen. Linda is serving drinks. The
Marshes and the Broflovskis are at table. Sheila holds Ike on
her lap]
SHARON
Thanks for having us all over for dinner,
Chris and Linda.
KYLE'S MOTHER
Yes, it was fabulous.
LINDA
Oh, we're just... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Freak-Strike.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 603
"FREAK STRIKE"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Commercial]
ANNOUNCER
Today on the Maury Povich show, these
poor unfortunate people all have horrible
disfigurements, and you won't believe
how we exploit them for your amusement!
[Stan's house, living room. He, Kyle, and Cartman watch television
fr... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Fun-With-Veal.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 604
"FUN WITH VEAL"
Written by
Trey Parker
[A ranch, day. A rancher stands next to his cow corral as the
South Park Elementary bus drives up. The bus stops and Ms. Choksondiksteps
off]
MS. CHOKSONDIK
Okay children, step off the bus and
form a group next to the nice redneck
- I mean, rancher.
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-New-Terrance-And-Phillip-Movie-Trailer.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 605
"THE NEW TERRANCE AND PHILLIP MOVIE TRAILER"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Stan's house, night. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters gather
some snacks and put them on the coffee table in the Marsh living
room]
STAN
This is gonna be so awesome!
KYLE
Do we have everything?
STAN
Chips, pop, cookies,... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Professor-Chaos.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 606
"PROFESSOR CHAOS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Cartman's room, day. Cartman and Kyle stand inside watchng Stan,
who is peeking out the door, waiting for someone]
STAN
Okay, here he comes.
KYLE
Who wants to tell him?
CARTMAN
I'll do it.
BUTTERS
Hehey, fellas. I'm glad you called
me. There wa... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Simpsons-Already-Did-It.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 607
"SIMPSONS ALREADY DID IT"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Kyle's house, day. Stan and Kyle are happily preparing a snowman,
which now has twigs, buttons, a hat and scarf. Tweek stands behind
Stan holding a carrot.]
STAN
Okay, now put on the nose, Tweek.
TWEEK
I can't. You do it.
KYLE
Just stick... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 608
"RED-HOT CATHOLIC LOVE"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Catholic Church, day. Organ music plays. Inside,
Priest Maxi is at the pulpit speaking to the congregation]
PRIEST MAXI
Parents, it's that time of year again
when the bishops and priests from around
the country are organizing the ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Free-Hat.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 609
"FREE HAT"
Written by
Trey Parker
[The Bijou, day, inside. The four boys are seated in the front
row in the nearly empty theater. A couple sits near the back,
just three rows behind.]
STAN
Oh, cool. A preview.
ANNOUNCER
Coming this summer, it's the classic
film that changed America. E.T.... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Bebe's-Boobs-Destroy-Society.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 610
"BEBE'S BOOBS DESTROY SOCIETY"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Cartman's house, morning. Stan, Kyle, and Tweek show up. Stan
rings the doorbell. Liane comes to the door]
LIANE
Oh, hello boys.
STAN
Hi. Uh, the school called and said we
all have to start going to class again.
LIANE
Oh, but I thou... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Child-Abduction-Is-Not-Funny.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 611
"CHILD ABDUCTION IS NOT FUNNY"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Tweek's house, night. He's on the sofa looking at news.]
NEWS ANCHOR
And in other news, another school shooting
has taken place, this time in Idaho.
As these kinds of shooting increase,
one thing becomes clear: Your children
are not s... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-A-Ladder-To-Heaven.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 612
"A LADDER TO HEAVEN"
Written by
Trey Parker
LOLLY
Oh, hello there, kids! Welcome to Lolly's
Candy Shop.
STAN
We're the kids whose names you called
on your commercial last night. We're
here to do the shopping spree!
LOLLY
Oh that's great!
CARTMAN
You bet your fat clown ass it is!
LOLLY
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Return-Of-The-Fellowship-Of-The-Ring-To-The-Two-Towers.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 613
"THE RETURN OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF
THE RING TO THE TWO TOWERS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Stan's house, night. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman stand in the living
room in costume]
STAN
O Great Wizard of Gregendath. What quest
do you ask of this Ranger and Paladin?
CARTMAN
Only one thing can save our ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Death-Camp-Of-Tolerance.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 614
"THE DEATH CAMP OF TOLERANCE"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Principal Victoria's office, day. Her door opens.]
MR. GARRISON
You wanted to see me, Principal Victoria?
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA
Yes, Mr. Garrison. Have a seat. Mr.
Garrison, sometime ago you asked to
be promoted from teachng kindergarten... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Biggest-Douche-In-The-Universe.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 615
"THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park, night. A camera sits atop am ambulance transmiting
the action as the ambulance speeds down a street. It ends up
at Hall's Pass Hospital. The paramedics rush out and open the
cargo doors, quickly take Cartman out and w... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-My-Future-Self-N'-Me.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 616
"MY FUTURE SELF N ME"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park, woods, night. Six boys look at a tree stump surrounded
by litter. They are Jimmy, Toke, Craig, Clyde, Kyle, and Cartman.
Kyle is carrying a black trash bag. On the stump is a marijuana
joint and some paper]
KYLE
Throw it away, Clyd... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Red-Sleigh-Down.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 617
"RED SLEIGH DOWN"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Cartman's house, day. In his room, Cartman has Kyle's cousin
Kyle tally up his good and bad deeds to see where he will end
up this year. Cousin Kyle is seated at Cartman's desk with piles
of paper to go through and an adding machine to keep it all ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Cancelled.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 701
"CANCELLED"
Written by
Trey Parker
[At the bus stop, day. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny wait. Ike
hops into view]
THE BOYS
School days, school days, teacher's
golden rule day...
KYLE
Ah, damn it!
CARTMAN
What?
KYLE
My God-damned little brother's trying
to follow me to school, again!
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Krazy-Kripples.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 702
"KRAZY KRIPPLES"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park, day. Now showing at the South Park Community Theatre]
[Fanfare begins with a drumroll, a spotlight hits its mark on
stage and an announcer speaks]
ANNOUNCER
Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for
JIMMY! Thank you! Wow. What a terrific
au... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Toilet-Paper.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 703
"TOILET PAPER"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. A new classroom. As the camera follows
a new teacher around, the following kids are seen working with
clay. Clyde presses the pottery wheel pedal as Bebe molds a vase
on the wheel. Wendy watches. Tweek, Red, and Pip work on... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-I'm-A-Little-Bit-Country.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 704
"I'M A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. The bell rings. The fourth graders
are still chatting as Mr. Garrison enters.]
MR. GARRISON
Okay, children, let's take our seats.
Did you take attendance, Mr. Slave?
MR. SLAVE
All donesy wunsy.
MR. GARRISON
O... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Fat-Butt-And-Pancake-Head.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 705
"FAT BUTT AND PANCAKE HEAD"
Written by
Trey Parker
CELEBRATE CULTURAL DIVERSITY
[South Park Elementary, day. Kyle is speaking to the school in
the school gym, which is nicely decorated in the flags of many
nations, both on the rafters and on the small stage set up at
one end of the basket... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Lil'-Crime-Stoppers.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 706
"LIL' CRIME STOPPERS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park neighborhood, day. The boys walk up to Butters' house.
Stan knocks on the door. The door opens and Butters' father looks
out]
CHRIS
Yes? Oh, hello, boys.
CARTMAN
Hello, sir. South Park Junior Detectives.
We're wondering if you have... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Red-Man's-Greed.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 707
"RED MAN'S GREED"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Three Feathers Casino, night. People flock in. The building
is massive, the front entrance is prefaced with a long pool with
water jets shooting water into the air. The interior is shown,
with its slot machines and milling crowds. The boys enter wi... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-South-Park-Is-Gay!.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 708
"SOUTH PARK IS GAY!"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park, school bus stop, morning. Stan, Cartman and Kenny
wait for the bus. Stan is dressed in fishnet tank top, artsy
pants, and a new, furry cap with the same colors as his old one.
Cartman is dressed in a Madonna fashion shirt and artsy p... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Christian-Rock-Hard.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 709
"CHRISTIAN ROCK HARD"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Stan and the boys are in the Marsh garage belting out tunes,
but their musical styles are scattered. Cartman sings lead, Stan
and Kyle on are guitars, Kenny is on the drums]
CARTMAN
God damnit!
RANDY
Stan, are you okay?
STAN
Yeah, dad. We're... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Grey-Dawn.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 710
"GREY DAWN"
Written by
Trey Parker
SOUTH PARK FARMER'S MARKET
[Day. A crowd is gathered under this banner and listens to Father
Maxi as he delivers a service.]
FATHER MAXI
Friends, we gather in this place to
mourn the victims of yesterday's tragedy:
nine good people who were run over in
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Casa-Bonita.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 711
"CASA BONITA"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Stan's house, day. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman watch TV from the
couch. Cartman is eating a bowl of chips]
STAN
Dude, I wonder where Kyle is.
CARTMAN
Maybe he caught a disease and died.
That'd be so awesome.
STAN
Dude that's not funny. You shouldn't
jo... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-All-About-The-Mormons.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 712
"ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. In Mr. Garrison's classroom the
kids enter and go for their desks]
MR. GARRISON
Okay, children, let's take our seats.
We have a new student joining us today
who has just moved here from Utah. I
want you all to say... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Butt-Out.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 713
"BUTT OUT"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, gymnasium, day. A school meeting is called
and kids file in. Between two basketball backboards hangs a blue
banner with the words "BUTT OUT!" The O doubles as a no-smoking
symbol. There's plenty of chatter in the gym.]
COUNSELOR MA... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Raisins.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 714
"RAISINS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary playrgound, recess or lunch. The camera
pans across the playground and settles on two teams of seven
players each. A football lies on the ground between the two groups.
The group left of the football consists of Stan, Kyle, Cartman,
K... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-It's-Christmas-In-Canada.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 715
"IT'S CHRISTMAS IN CANADA"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Kyle's house, night. "Happy Chanukah" The Broflovski family
sings as Gerald lights the first candle on the Chanukah menorah]
THE BROFLOVSKIS
Chanukah, Chanukah, sivivon, sov, sov
IKE
I gotta go tinkle.
KYLE
No Ike! Shh!
THE BROFLOVSKIS... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Good-Times-With-Weapons.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 801
"GOOD TIMES WITH WEAPONS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Park County Fair, day. South Park is more spread out these days.
Looking like a small city now. People mill around. The boys walk
along a fairway. Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses
it on the ground before Kyle and cackles sof... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Up-The-Down-Steroid.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 802
"UP THE DOWN STEROIDS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Stan's backyard, day. The boys are playing the "Investigative
Reports with Bill Curtis" game when Timmy and Jimmy arrive]
JIMMY
Hey fellas.
STAN
Oh hey Jimmy, hey Timmy.
TIMMY
Timmy!!!
JIMMY
Say fellas, JImmy and I were wondering
if maybe ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Passion-Of-The-Jew.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 803
"THE PASSION OF THE JEW"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Cartman's house, day. A minivan rocks gently on the street.
Inside, the boys make their interpretations of spaceship noises.
Good boys that they are, they're strapped in. They're wearing
football helmets and makeshift Starfleet uniforms]
CA... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-You-Got-F'd-In-The-A.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 804
"YOU GOT F'D IN THE A"
Written by
Trey Parker
[A parking lot somewhere in South Park, day. The boys are playing
with motorized toy cars]
CARTMAN
Dude, these little remote-controlled
cars are kickass.
KYLE
Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.
STAN
Dude, my car sucks. I gotta get a new
one... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-AWESOM-O.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 805
"AWESOM-O"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Butters' house, day. Butters is in the living room eating some
soup. The doorbell rings. Butters stops and looks at the door.
He rises and opens it, and sees a large wooden crate waiting
on the porch]
BUTTERS
What the heck? Whoa! What a huge package!
"To... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Jeffersons.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 806
"THE JEFFERSONS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[The neighborhood. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny ride down the
street on their Big Wheels.]
STAN
Hey, check it out, dude. Somebody bought
the Donovans' old house.
KYLE
Yeah, I think they already moved in.
I saw moving vans in their driveway
two day... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Goobacks.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 807
"GOOBACKS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Interstate 285 looking north, twilight fading to night. There
are two lanes on either side of the highway, with a grass median
in between. A Snacky Cakes truck rolls by. Tumbleweeds begin
to roll. A few seconds later, the highway sign begins to shake
viol... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Douche-And-Turd.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 808
"DOUCHE AND TURD"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. Grass shows up around the edges
of the snow-covered lawns and around the flagpole.]
[The school gym. Six cheerleaders, all fourth-graders, lead a
Pep Rally '04.]
CHEERLEADERS
We are South Park, Green and White.
Let's g... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Something-WallMart-This-Way-Comes.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 809
"SOMETHING WALL-MART THIS WAY COMES"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park, day. A lovely tree appears and the camera pans down
to street level. Stan and friends are on the sidewalk across
the street moving along.]
CARTMAN
You guys know what? Um, the last thing
you do when you die, is crap y... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Preschool.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 810
"PRESCHOOL"
Written by
Trey Parker
CLYDE
Yeah, and it was called Man from Atlantis,
and he had like, webbed fingers...
STAN
Kyle, Kenny! I have to talk to you right
now!
KYLE
Okay, hang on a second I-
STAN
RIGHT NOW, GODDAMNIT!
KYLE
All right, all right! Dude, what is
the matter with y... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Quest-For-Ratings.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 811
"QUEST FOR RATINGS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[An announcer introduces the news over some action-type music]
ANNOUNCER
This is closed-circuit television for
South Park Elementary School. And now,
Super School News. News made for students,
by students.
JIMMY
Welcome to Ssuper School News. I'... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Stupid-Spoiled-Whore-Video-Playset.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 812
"STUPID SPOILED WHORE VIDEO PLAYSET"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Mall, day. Inside, a crowd awaits a special event.
A small stage with "PARIS" writ large in front is set up before
a red curtain. Wendy and Bebe arrive and make heir way to the
front.]
BEBE
Come on, Wendy, we'er gonna... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Cartman's-Incredible-Gift.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 813
"CARTMAN'S INCREDIBLE GIFT"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Cartman's yard, side of the house, day. The fourth grade boys
are gathered there for some reason]
CLYDE
I don't know, that looks pretty high
up.
BUTTERS
Yeah. I think it'd be better to start
lower.
STAN
Dude, I really don't think it's ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Woodland-Critter-Christmas.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 814
"WOODLAND CRITTER CHRISTMAS"
Written by
Trey Parker
[A panoramic view of South Park, day. Holiday music is heard
in the background, and the scenes are played out as the narrator
mentions them]
NARRATOR
Way up in the mountains in a small little
town,
The Main Street was being decorated al... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Mr-Garrison's-Fancy-New-Vagina.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 901
"MR GARRISON'S FANCY NEW VAGINA"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Trinidad Medical Center, day. A very modern, futuristic-looking
building is seen behind the sign. Inside, a doctor approaches
a patient]
DOCTOR
Hello, Mr. Garrison, I'm Dr. Biber.
I'll be performing your surgery today.
MR. GARRISON... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Die-Hippie,-Die!.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 902
"DIE HIPPIE, DIE!"
Written by
Trey Parker
[An elderly woman's home. Cartman rings her doorbell, and she
answers it. Cartman is dressed in an orange hazmat suit and is
carrying a tank of something on his back]
CARTMAN
Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up
the neighborhood from parasites. D... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Wing.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 903
"WING"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. Class is in session. The kids are
chattering when Mrs. Garrison gets their attention]
MRS. GARRISON
Children, children, we have a very special
announcement. Your classmate, Token,
has just returned from winning the Colorado
Child ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Best-Friends-Forever.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 904
"BEST FRIENDS FOREVER"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Dawn over Cartman's house. He runs into his mother's bedroom]
CARTMAN
Mom! Mom! Get up, we have to go! MOM,
GET UP!
LIANE
Oh, Poopie-kins, it's very early.
CARTMAN
Mom, I told you! The new Sony PSP game
machines go on sale at seven a.m. tod... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Losing-Edge.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 905
"THE LOSING EDGE"
Written by
Trey Parker
[A baseball field in scenic Rocky Mountain territory. Stan is
on the pitching mound]
KYLE
This is is, Stan. If you strike this
kid out, we all get to go home.
[Announcer's Booth]
LOCAL ANNOUNCER 1
Now batting for Conifer is little Alan
Barkas.
[... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-The-Death-Of-Eric-Cartman.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 906
"THE DEATH OF ERIC CARTMAN"
Written by
Trey Parker
[Stan's house, night. The boys are in the kitchen at the breakfast
table anticipating something. Next to Kenny is a stack of dishes]
STAN
Dude, where is she? We can't wait.
KYLE
God, this is gonna be sooo yummy.
CARTMAN
Stan, you said y... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Erection-Day.html | "SOUTH PARK"
Episode 907
"ERECTION DAY"
Written by
Trey Parker
[South Park Elementary, day. The school bell rings]
COUNSELOR MACKEY
N'kay, kids, as your counselor, I know
it can sometimes be difficult to talk
about subjects like drugs and sex and
alcohol, m'kay? So, as you remember,
last week I told you to write ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Children-Of-The-Gods.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 101
"CHILDREN OF THE GODS"
By
Jonathan Glassner & Brad Wright
The opening scene starts in the gateroom. The gate is covered
and in a corner of the room a group of four military personnel
are playing a game of cards.
AIRMAN
Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this
detail. All right, everybody in ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Enemy-Within.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 102
"THE ENEMY WITHIN"
By
Brad Wright
Briefing Room.
HAMMOND
Gentlemen, these planets designated
P3A-575 and P3A-577 have been submitted
by Captain Carter's team as possible
destinations for your next mission.
SG units 1 and 2 will operate concurrently.
JACK
You know, I'm kind of partial to ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Emancipation.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 103
"EMANCIPATION"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
The team arrive offworld
DANIEL
What a mess.
TEAL'C
This temple was destroyed long ago.
JACK
Let's get a move on before we meet somebody
who remembers why.
DANIEL
There's no sign of human life.
TEAL'C
This could be some forbidden zone.
SAM... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Broca-Divide.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 104
"THE BROCA DIVIDE"
By
Jonathan Glassner
Briefing Room
HAMMOND
When we completed interviews of all
the refugees you brought back from Chulak,
ten of them identified the final four
symbols the Goa'ulds used to escape
through the Chulak Stargate. When we
disregard the last one as point-of-or... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-First-Commandment.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 105
"THE FIRST COMMANDMENT"
By
Robert C. Cooper
A member of an SGC team is running through the woods, offworld.There
is a man running behind him and they are being chased.
CONNOR
Come on, Franks, let's go!
FRANKS
Connor! Connor! I dropped my remote!
CONNOR
Got it!
Franks is hit with a dart... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Cold-Lazarus.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 106
"COLD LAZARUS"
By
Jeff F. King
The team are offworld. The planet has a bright blue sky and the
ground consists of what appears to be bright yellow sand, with
blue crystalline type objects scattered throughout.
TEAL'C
"Colonel O'Neill."
JACK
"What've we got here, Teal'c?"
TEAL'C
"I do no... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Nox.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 107
"THE NOX"
By
Hart Hanson
The Stargate is opened
SOLDER
Stargate in motion!
HARRIMAN
Chevron six encoded.
SG1, Hammond and another man are in the control room
HAMMOND
Better hang on to something Mr. Secretary.
This is how we open the front door around
here.
HARRIMAN
Chevron seven, Laun... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Brief-Candle.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 108
"BRIEF CANDLE"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
Brief Candle Transcript
The scene opens offworld, inside a Grecian style building. A
man is dressed in a Toga and has a wreath on his head. he is
praying to a statue of Pelops.
ALEKOS
Give them strength, Lord. Let their
hearts beat as one.
Th... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Thor's-Hammer.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 109
"THOR'S HAMMER"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
Briefing Room
HAMMOND
"Dr. Jackson, I understand you've come
up with some new theory about the Stargate."
DANIEL
Yes, sir."Okay, if you study myths world
wide, it looks as if there were two
different kinds of star gods. The Tyrants,
who treat... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Torment-Of-Tantalus.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 110
"TORMENT OF TANTALUS"
By
Robert C. Cooper
On a tv screen, some men in white coats, are manually dialling
the gate
DR LANGFORD
"Now stop."
SCIENTIST
"Charge."
A chevron engages
"First lock engaged."
The camera pans back and we see Daniel watching the old film
on a monitor. Jack enters ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Bloodlines.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 111
"BLOODLINES"
By
Jeff F. King
Chulak
Ry'ac is lying on a table, surround by Jaffa Priests. Teal'c
is in disguise and is watching. Ry'ac's clothes are pulled back,
so that we can see his pouch. A larval Goa'uld is brought out
of a bowl The scene interchanges with flashes of Teal'c being
the... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Fire-And-Water.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 112
"FIRE AND WATER"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
Harriman enters Hammonds Office
HARRIMAN
Readouts on P8X-362, looks good, especially
the mineral scans.
HAMMOND
I'll pass this on to SG-4 they'll be
geared up and ready to for departure
at 1100 hours. Thank you Sergeant.
The Klaxons sound
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Hathor.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 113
"HATHOR"
By
Jonathan Glassner
Two archaeologists are inside a pyramid
KLEINHOUSE
We're almost through. Okay, now push
it! Push!
They discover a sarcophagus
KLEINHOUSE
Would you look at this? Many of us suspected
there was another chamber but the Mexican
Government wouldn't let us dig to... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Singularity.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 114
"SINGULARITY"
By
Robert C. Cooper
The team are in the gate room, preparing to go through the gate
DANIEL
So, what exactly are we going to see
after this eclipse begins? I mean it
is black. And it's a hole.
JACK
Well, it might be a black hole.
DANIEL
Okay, let me put that a different way... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Cor-ai.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 115
"COR-AI"
By
Tom J. Astle
The team arrive on the planet, Cartago. They enter a small village,
which appears empty
SAM
Looks deserted.
TEAL'C
O'Neill. I have been here before.
DANIEL
What? You have?
TEAL'C
Yes. This world is called Cartago.
DANIEL
What can you tell us about it?
TEAL'C
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Enigma.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 116
"ENIGMA"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
SG1 step through the gate onto a planet that seems to be in the
middle of a natural disaster. A volcano has erupted and the air
is thick with ash.
SAM
Wow! None of this was going on when
we sent the probe through.
DANIEL
What's this stuff in the air... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Solitudes.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 117
"SOLITUDES"
By
Brad Wright
Gateroom
TECH
Incoming traveller, incoming traveller,
offworld activation, closing the iris.
TECH
Clear the ramp.
HAMMOND
There's no-one scheduled to come back
for 24 hours. Who is it?
TECH
It's SG-1's remote access code, Sir.
HAMMOND
What? They just went th... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Tinman.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 118
"TIN MAN"
By
Jeff F. King
SG1 arrive offworld. They are inside some sort of factory, or
warehouse
JACK
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Colonel
speaking, welcome to P3X-niner-eight-niner,
where it's a balmy room temperature.
Fan out.Whoa,Well, the lights are on,
but there's nobody home.... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-There-But-For-The-Grace-Of-God.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 119
"THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD"
By
Robert C. Cooper
The team arrive offworld, into a large dark room
JACK
Good morning, Campers!
TEAL'C
There is damage here. It appears to
be done by Goa'uld weaponry. I do not
believe this battle took place recently.
DANIEL
No bodies.
SAM
Daniel, you ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Politics.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 120
"POLITICS"
By
Brad Wright
Infirmary
Daniel is being treated for the staff blast wound
DANIEL
Beware the destroyers, that's what the
message said.These are the coordinates
the Goa'uld will attack there attack
from, It's a warning.
TEAL'C
Or so your vision foretells.
DANIEL
No, it wasn't... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Within-The-Serpents-Grasp.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 121
"WITHIN THE SERPENTS GRASP"
By
Brad Wright
Hammond is in his office, shredding some paperwork
JACK
Got a minute, sir?
HAMMOND
Come on in, Jack, have a seat.I never
anticipated, how much paperwork is involved
in shutting down a facility.Not exactly
the last brave act I wanted to do before... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Serpents-Lair.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 201
"THE SERPENTS LAIR"
By
Brad Wright
The team are on the Goa'uld mothership
JACK
Captain Carter?
SAM
Sir?
JACK
Were you able to put enough C4 around
this ship to make a dent?
SAM
We placed charges where they should
generate secondary explosions. So, yes,
sir. Should make a helluva dent.
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-In-The-Line-Of-Duty.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 202
"IN THE LINE OF DUTY"
By
Robert C. Cooper
SG1 are offworld, in the middle of a battle. People are injured
and running around screaming. The team are trying to help
JACK
Let's go Captain, those gliders are
coming back around!
SAM
This man's alive!
JACK
We cannot wait!
Daniel is helping ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Prisoners.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 203
"PRISONERS"
By
Terry Curtis Fox
The team are offworld on a planet that consists of lush green
forestry
JACK
All right kids. We're due back, unless
you can tell me you've discovered something
Earth shattering, I'm read to bag this
one.
DANIEL
We practically just got here. We have
no idea ... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Gamekeeper.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 204
"THE GAMEKEEPER"
By
Jonathan Glassner & Brad Wright
Control Room
HAMMOND
This is video the MALP sent back from
P7J-989.
A
Atmosphere temperature and radioactivity
levels are ideal.
JACK
Teal'c, this structure familiar at all?
TEAL'C
It does not appear to be of Goa'uld
origin.
DANIEL
I... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Need.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 205
"NEED"
By
Robert C. Cooper & Damian Kindler
The team are offworld. They are looking down on some Jaffa sending
soemthing through the stargate
JACK
What's in the fancy box?
TEAL'C
It is Naquadah. Raw Naquadah is highly
valued among the Goa'uld.
SAM
SG3 brought back a small amount of the
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Thor's-Chariot.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 206
"THOR'S CHARIOT"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
Control room. Sam is pointing to the star map
SAM
"P5C-629 is located directly in the
corridor the Goa'ulds used to reach
our solar system. This is our best platform
for the Seeker Project. Now, the theory
is that a Goa'uld ship that magnitud... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Message-In-A-Bottle.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 207
"MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE"
By
Michael Greenburg & Jarrad Paul
The team are offworld and are wearing astronaut suits
JACK
Anybody home?
DANIEL
Jack it may as well be the moon out
here. If there ever was anybody home,
they've been gone a hundred thousand
years or more.
TEAL'C
This world is def... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Family.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 208
"FAMILY"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
INT SGC GATE ROOM
[The Stargate is spinning into activity.]
FEMALE TECHNICIAN
(Over PA system)
Unscheduled incoming traveller.
[SFs pile into the Gate room and take up defensive positions.
Hammond and O'Neill are seen through the window rushing t... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Secrets.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 209
"SECRETS"
By
Terry Curtis Fox
The team and Hammond are watching some offworld video footage
DANIEL
Now that was a few moments ago. Now
obviously Kasuf's unburied the Stargate
and is waiting. For me.
SAM
One Abydos year to the day. They kept
their word.
DANIEL
And I have to keep mine.
J... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Bane.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 210
"BANE"
By
Robert C. Cooper
The team are offworld and are in the middle of a large city,
which appears deserted
JACK
"Witness if you will, a ghost town."
SAM
"A very advanced ghost town."
DANIEL
"The architecture may indicate an Earth
ancestry."
Jack puts his foot in some goo on the flo... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Tokra.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 211
"THE TOKRA"
By
Jonathan Glassner
The Goa'uld are attacking the Tokra. They rush around in the
tunnels
MARTOUF
We have to activate the Chappa'ai. Quickly,
Jolinar!
Jolinar activates the gate
MARTOUF
Jolinar, hurry!
Sam is in the infirmary
SAM
I think I might have found something.
Titl... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Tokra-2.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 212
"THE TOKRA 2"
By
Jonathan Glassner
Garshaw goes to see SG1
GARSHAW
You wish to see me?
JACK
Daniel.
DANIEL
Garshaw, could you at least tell us
why you've turned down our request for
an alliance?
GARSHAW
We have decided that your limited resources
do not offer us enough of a reward to
r... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Spirits.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 213
"SPIRITS"
By
Tor Alexander Valenza
Briefing Room
Sam is looking at some trinium
HAMMOND
"It's our hope that this material may
one day help us fight the Goa'uld."
JACK
"What is it?"
HAMMOND
"Trinium. Captain Conner and SG11 discovered
it on a routine exploratory mission
on the planet PX... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Touchstone.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 214
"TOUCHSTONE"
By
Sam Egan
Briefing Room
SAM
In the 5 weeks since our return from
PX7-941
DANIEL
Known to its indigenous population as
Madrona.
SAM
We've been able to process most of the
data we've collected and as a result
we think we've corroborated some startling
first hand observation... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-The-Fifth-Race.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 215
"THE FIFTH RACE"
By
Robert C. Cooper
Briefing Room
Daniel is giving a presentation on information discovered on
the planet Earnest Littlefield was found
DANIEL
On the planet where we found Ernest
Littlefield, PB2-908, we also found
a repository of information.
JACK
Meaning of life sorta... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-A-Matter-Of-Time.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 216
"A MATTER OF TIME"
By
Misha Rashovich
The scene opens offworld on P3W-451. A black hole is pulling
matter in. An SGC team are desperately trying to get to the gate,
but everything appears to be going in slow motion.
BOYD
Come on!
One of the men falls. He is grabbed by another member of t... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Holiday.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 217
"HOLIDAY"
By
Tor Alexander Valenza
The team are offworld and are looking around a building
JACK
Looks like somebody's closed for the
winter, hmm?
SAM
Teal'c, is this Goa'uld technology?
TEAL'C
These devices are unfamiliar to me.
Sam picks up a device
SAM
Oh, this is interesting.
DANI... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Serpents-Song.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 218
"SERPENTS SONG"
By
Katharyn Michaelian Powers
Offworld
A mothership is chasing a glider
Down on the planet, the team are waiting by the gate
DANIEL
Shouldn't they be here by now?
JACK
Yes.
TEAL'C
I do not believe the Tok'ra would mislead
us.
DANIEL
Well, assuming it was the Tok'ra wh... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-One-False-Step.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 219
"ONE FALSE STEP"
By
John Sanborn & Michael Kaplan
Control Room
A UAV is about to be launched
SAM
UAV is a go for launch, sir.
HAMMOND
Launch.
JACK
That never gets old. I love that.
TECH
UAV will arrive at PJ2-445 in three,two,one.
SAM
Automatic Terrain Radar System is functioning.
Yo... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Show-And-Tell.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 220
"SHOW AND TELL"
By
Jonathan Glassner
Gateroom
The gate is activated from offworld
TECH
Unauthorised incoming traveller! Clear
the ramp!
Control room
HAMMOND
Who is it?
TECH
No idea, sir. SG-5 and SG-14 are out,
but neither are due until tomorrow.
HAMMOND
No iris code?
TECH
No, sir.
... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-1969.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 221
"1969"
By
Brad Wright
Jack, Daniel and Teal'c are in the gateroom preparing to go offworld.
Sam is in the control room
JACK
What is she doing?
DANIEL
Uh, she said something about having
to time the calculations exactly right
this time of year.
JACK
This time of year? What difference doe... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Out-Of-Mind.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 222
"OUT OF MIND"
By
Jonathan Glassner & Brad Wright
A cryogenic chamber is lifted. A man and woman are overseeing
the procedure
MAN
Begin cryo-reversal.
FEMALE
Beginning reversal. Chamber opening.
The lid is opened and we see Jack inside. He wakes and gasps
for air
FEMALE
It's okay, Colon... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Into-The-Fire.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 301
"INTO THE FIRE"
By
Brad Wright
SGC GATEROOM
Colonel MAKEPEACE exits the STARGATE and rushes out of the Gateroom.
SERGEANT
(over intercom) Welcome back Colonel
MAKEPEACE. Your briefing is scheduled
for 14.30 hours.
MAKEPEACE
Make a hole! (He dodges past SG personnel
as he enters the Cont... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Seth.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 302
"SETH"
By
Jonathan Glassner
THE GATEROOM
The iris opens and a wormhole forms. Jack, Sam, Daniel and Teal'c
are waiting at the bottom of the ramp and Jacob Carter walks
through.
JACOB
George.
HAMMOND
Jacob.
JACOB
Colonel O'Neill, Teal'c, Daniel. Sam.
He hugs Sam.
JACOB
How are you doi... |
https://imsdb.com/transcripts/Stargate-SG1-Fair-Game.html | STARGATE SG1
Episode 303
"FAIR GAME"
By
Robert C. Cooper
The Gateroom Hammond is standing at the top of the ramp talking
to SG1, who are standing down the side of the ramp, and other
personnel standing in the Gateroom.
HAMMOND
You have fought with valour and courage,
sacrificed for each other, for this
country, f... |
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