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@TinaDTB2 omg... whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i totally love that guy lol
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@TheJenYoung i'm sorry. what happened?
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@ChristinaCorbin I so hear you on the Oreo thing. Beer is liquid too
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I feel so naughty....the Pork Scratchings just called to me in the garage. I am weak
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I have the most stinking cold!!! Rubbish when working from home your don't get the advantage of recovery!
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New summertime bedding = excited for bed later
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@jenciTN so just buy lots of forever stamps before increase.
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On the bus homeward bound. Its a nice night out, sunsetting, getting dark
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@TittySalad hey sugar how are you me miss you
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@Gailporter
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bowling tonight?
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now it's, "i want to do it by myself, no by myself, no by myself mama!" what kind of terror do i cause this child?
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art shops are closing! I finally picked up some hawt jewels on sale, tho!
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is happy that tawny is happy she has twitter
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sore sore throat. wish i had someone to make me soup
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rt @pupule Aloha and welcome to @JAdamsEsq!
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@geminianeyes thanks for the suggestion. *notes down*
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About to leave for the service - an hour and a half trip
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I don't want to get up dragging myself to the shower then off to the salon
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I want to go to a water park. Unfortunately, being a Pale One omits many water-related activities.
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is not impressed pizza arived with pepperoni on it rather than pineapple now waiting for my new one http://plurk.com/p/11z3n1
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Its not that I don't wanna go reherse , I wanna ride too
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@RiskyBusinessMB i wish i could go to san diego today but i've got to work today
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@iamjonathancook HEY! that's my school's prom! wishing i was a senior at the moment
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@LolitaDollie tweetie is the best, just isn't free
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Just hit 117 at the alley, and is happy for it
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G'morning! Last day in San Francisco Hope to return so soon...
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@SilogramRice Actually no because there was already a DVD being made
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For some reasons, I feel happy ... I wonder why?
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we just get home a few minutes ago, and my girlfriend and brother are playing rockband,
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just came back from dinner. pretty good... now just enjoying some wine & watching dead like me b4 work at 5 a.m. faith n love ya'll
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@TXElderCare That is such an important, scary topic. Thanks for the good information.
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There is soup all over my pillow! when in bed, one should not eat and read at the same time. lesson learned.
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i can't tell any oen who is actually going to read how much i need a fag right nw but its raining and im still in the pjs ! ahhh laziness
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is waiting for #TerminatorSalvation showing at 9.15pm!
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Just finished my Leagacy project. Watching my man on tv
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barely awake. spring break is officially over. back to 8am psychology
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@ebassman Good morning! Have another great day
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Need to sleep. Need to wake up by 4am. It seems to soon
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English essay to start writing and Roman sacrificial ceremony to start planning
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Edub hitttt da button!! hehe I just wanna luv u in the worst was.... My jammy jam!
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having the best banana pancakes ever
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@jason_mraz when listen to your song Details in the Fabric i usuaslly get chills. i love it
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is very very sad tht cavs lost the game...
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I miss my gf.
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subtle hint: i have a new poll on www.a--nouska.hyves.nl
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About to watch Jay Leno's last tonight show!... Conan comes back on Monday. Yay #fb
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is back online...my computer overheated
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Visiting Mom on her Day. Happy Mother's Day - to all Mothers, and all that ever had a Mother.
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@SimmBimm by far the funniest man on the planet. my hero not yours
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@rafik absolutely. @zizoo can cook and the result is something more than edible actually it's quite good! he will have to cook for you
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." Just had one, and somehow my stomach feels better
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@vmarks the colours are all wrong, a bit like my friend's TV (found many threads on apple forums about it, general issue)
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@GDGOfficial seriously, I want to come see you on Monday, but due to the economy, I am broke So..what do you say..
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@bradiewebbstack :O OMG JEALOUS MUCH U REPLY TO HER OMG OMG OMG ILY HEAPS PLZ JUST ONE WORD *or more ..... most likely more* PLZ
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@SASSS09 hahaha.. sadly this one's supposed to be done individually.. so no chance of social loafing lol
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@Jujjaloo aaww sociology used to be my fave subject! lol aaww not really it was ok lol :o) good luck and have fun
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@Twilighter19 He hasn't mentioned it yet!
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@CynLuscious my thoughts exactly
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@edburns Nice, what's the deal with these bunnies ?
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i'm feeling alot better that at least i have something to hand in!
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A/C fixed. Now I have no excuse to clean the upstairs tomorrow.
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@llewz0r cool thanks
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Its a perfectly nice day outside....why am i not basking in it?.....ahh well twitter calls
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Life sucks Wtf man.
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We are invited to the Nokia N97 Bloggers Meet at Blore woohoo !
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Now Playing: Taking Back Sunday's "Tell All Your Friends" and loving it Reminds me of summer time
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@judysteapot happy Birthday
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@ebassman Music is what keeps me going. http://bit.ly/15LEE6
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Ha ha I meant they are horney!! Ew!! Ha ha just waiting
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@bongikairu Thanks ka, .Eating some snacks but it doesn't help me much lol
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Playing PES 2009 on Wii... con licencia aun
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Started my twitter
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Can't sleep anymore...morning
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@mspecht Its an entertaining match
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is spending this beautiful Saturday at work
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@iamkeshia happy birthday keshia, keshia, bo beshia
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horrible headache and i'm sad cause i just took my last pain pill
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second case of A/H1N1 flu in Bulgaria
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@TanaisG damnnn u were awake 5 hrs ago?! GOOD MORNING
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@anz_rocks19 hey. was out at a uni open day. had to take my brother. i'm back but @mrtrev has gone AWOL
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lol ou it's a video! lol sister
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@violetbakes Have I missed it elanor
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@mockingbird_ it may be .. hopefully fo u ! movies are never released in tunisia !! unlucky me ! i usually have to wait for the dvd !!
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@wooden_nickels karaoke sounds like fun! I think I'll do it before I go to London. I already know what song I want to sing and everything
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@aplusk Yea, but not even close to MS!!!
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yep and Susan Boyle finished second.
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hamaray log bhi shehnsha hain. mein doctor ka wait ker raha hoon, aur hazrat kisi say gupshup mein masroof hain
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is bummed upon hearing that a friend of his will be moving out of CA. Thankful for their friendship and openness. circumstances suck
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@jasonsanio that's amazing that you get to work together- kudos to cundari for the smart package hire! E3 was just rly busy
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@gregormohoric They are trying to confuse you, and it seems to work.
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Going to study today!!! But after lunch of course
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@SteffiLewis thanks for being our 7,505th follower! we like to give random thank you's!
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about 30 minutes from home just passed gallery burniture. ....too soon?
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Shoulda stayed out to play longer but @johnnab went in.
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@LiliCosic Barry Cryer what a star...let's hope he stays with us for a while, with Humphrey Littleton & Clement Freud gone
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He haunts my dreams night after night. Whyyyy.
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just like i promised, 1 more follower today & you guys get a shout out videooo
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i love u ellen! i watch ur show like everyday. i want to see ur shows but i live all the way in new jersey!
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at the row-day-ohh. (rodeo)
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