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Layin in bed sore as fuck!! Need a back rub! if wanna talk send me a message!
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I LOVE house painting.
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Here comes GOODBYE!!!!
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what a beautiful morning happy mothers day!
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@libbabray Yep, I've been there. Dog vomit, actually. Hope your Tuesday brightens up
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@shit_smoothies I was at your house yesterdayyy no youuu boo hooooooo
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@sgram48 Hi, Shawn. You too, man!
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CocoChanel Monica Johnson loves her new presents from her dad! http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/1274496
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@taylorswift13 i can't believe that you're 6'!! that puts my sub par height to shame
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@joshtastic1 lol, oh well aslong as I can be of service
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A brief mention.... They normally say a lot more about Paddy I hoped they were gonna talk about their Le Mans finish a little...
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since i did pay for a new router out of my 'saving for a new nice bag' money
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just got home. i already miss @kevheartsmar comeback babe
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WHY AREN'T I AT COACHELLA?! I'll just watch my Roy Orbison bluray instead
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@TroisNyxEtienne I am fast in certain things and slow in others.
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Home from school .. Brain hurts and it's rainy yay
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@sparkica it won't go But on the other side, two 99 there look nice, nicer...
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Aw wanna listen to the kerry interview but am at work
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Going to bed Kisses, perfects persons
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@TabyCat74 13 so has yet to reach maturity even
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Oh no dora has to stay overnight. She is going to be so scared haha
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Kat needs painkillers bad times. I love paolo's new song. X
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Studying for my finals this week, i have 2 exams for 2 days and 3 on one day D: on Wed i have religion and math so yeah ill Ace that
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Just finished doing house chores and finally the grass got some rain. Hope the farmers are happy. Looks like good weather ahead.
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@moonfrye I tell DH that The Hills is like my train wreck. You feel so wrong for watching it all happen but cannot turn away.
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oh god..work.
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People come on..why do you keep deleting then re-following? I'm sooo tired as it is.. don't do this to me
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Lost my voice & wants to go see my sister perform at multi today but weather is shitty!
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Wicked was amazing! I had cold chills! And I met two cast members!!
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@alyagowoosh NOOOOO!!! don't neeeed!. she said only after evrything is ready, AND when she gives the elemen 1 back.
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1 down, 3 more assignments to go
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Just watched the last show of the Hills! For the second time now! Wow no more lo! How sad is that! It just wont be the same!
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Hmm still apt searchin
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is at the old house using the internet, apparently mom forgot to pay the internet yet again
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i miss my twin
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going to the MRH show in greer
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@leanda @emtaylor - I made banana and chocolate chip ones, they didn't come out as good as my last batch, I added too much milk
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@annissa Awww! *gives you some of her followers*
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Watching the news about day care fire in Mexico is deeply saddening seeing the toddler sized coffins.
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@mversion verdict on win7? drivers ok? my main problem is that my soundcard ain't supported yet for 64 bit mode
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@EnmanuelMC I haven't listened to it yet. But I noticed there's a song by Robert Pattinson. ...He sings, too?
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It sucks not working on a bank holiday, nowhere to go and nothing to do
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@FollowCue 6am
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@Pink Congrats on gettin you albums in the top 40 down under,and keep up the good work
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Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day! Off To Work In 30....
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you should know by now é triste
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feeling frustrated because I can't come up with a great tagline for my website
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@shaundiviney did you hear me scream your name i was the awesome one
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Sleepy & I want to nap. But I can't. damn it.
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I kinda want a nap... I eat food and want to sleep. It's a sickness!! #food
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Im Watchin my window ::freedom::
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I think I'm starting to get sick... piglet flu?
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@seregon no! i don't have any money well, i do, but am saving, innit. still got musetour to pay for (accommodation, travel etc)
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@jordanknight you know people are googling right now lol
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I don't want to go back to work tmr for like 12+ hours
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I discovered something that all my Arab friends don't like reading
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waiting at the gate at Magic Kingdom, again at front of line! Sam has a fever. Boo. http://bit.ly/hvWj8
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100th Tweet! I have no life Thank you to all my stalkers that are not the 'Britney fucked vids'. You are the reason I waste my life here.
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no lake for me tomorrow i'm a working woman
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Just got back from a concert!! it was amazing!! now im chilling with the family lots of fun!!
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@Tropicana_1 yo me to ughhhhhh, lets work out
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@kirkxx Thanks for the pics of your Beee - U - tiful sectional!
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@annablackaby that's a sad story
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@vonIrrwegen its money used in Scotland .. it is actually different money from English enjoy the rain .. lasted all day here yesterday
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@daltonfox do you miss me?
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@auntarcticnews i never met you
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oh, im so freaking alone.
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So much for work... I'm stuck again!
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wowwy. i hope i remember thhiss tmrw. twitter wont let me write more in one posting succky.
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My car is dead
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Hope it's going to be like this for T in the Park
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My smartcard fell out of its holder when I was going home today. If anyone finds it, please tell me
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@bjornaviet thats too bad
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Ending to read Breaking Dawn [The Twilight Saga]. I don't believe: the story will end ...
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@jodie_mateyy - 4 a start, i cud tell you wernt lstnin. Then i pressed a wrong buton n sounded silly! then auto pilot kept cuming on!! xx
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Im a bit hurt that aburke didnt call me to go to lunch. Melle
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@cherianthomas Could you please state your theory?
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i hope you are staking loads of £1 notes? i love trying to spend them down there!
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I recommend everyone to listen to "Incredibad" by The Lonely Island if you want to laugh your ass off!
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@raybooysen still living in the past with #vistasquad tag
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Clan Leader Banned
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Bye bye michigan it was an amazing weekend!
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Unproductive yet good weekend with Ry. I hate parting
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is so excited for Lauren @laurenconrad book to come out
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Just got back from the outlets! Got 5 shirts, a new suitcase, 2 packing cubes, some antibacterial stuff...and a chocolate/caramel apple.
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Love me some Wontons!
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At Falcon celebrating Phil's birthday. He just did his birthday shot on his knees come party, people! @ Broad... http://loopt.us/eJVozg.t
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Argh I hate sad animals http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/slideshow/20868838
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i m still very sleepy but have a full schedule tonight
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@ddllovato why? I know that even tho we don't knw each other I'll try my hardest to help.. Follow me and dm what's wrong
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@therealTiffany that is soo true.
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@adixoxo it is/was showing it on cable and ppl are crazy enough to watch it!
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@verillo22 �bertwitter es mas bonito!
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@19fischi75 ok - happy to c ya later then
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@markhoppus I am happy when you talk of Brazil, although the Portuguese is not so good haha
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drinking a cup of tea watching eastenders
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@LiaWhiting fazes bem te lg
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@YoungBertell iight then.
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@transverberate oh wow thanks for that bit of info. At this rate we might see another Grim Fandango in the next year of so. One can dream
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@jamiedukes that was the past...new focus this year...new team this new...6th SB this year...you heard it here first
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