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@TraciKnoppe I certainly hope the ear ache clears up soon. I hate ear aches. My mom's 15 hours away, so she will get a call after church.
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Northern Downpour sends it love
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is excited about her holiday with @xkiss <3 bank holiday weather sucks
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christofer drew sold out.
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grrrrr - cant settle down and work!
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@AlVinKoay I dig your background image.
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@M_iSsY Hahaha that's a good one.
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@farrahrolbus dude farrah, you were my favorite on Charm School! I thought you were gunna win and make it to the end fursure!
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@katrus - Stan = You. You bet!
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randomly woke up, been layin here for almost 2 hours tryin to fall back asleep, sighh
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@boggia --- of course I'm willing to pay...
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finally relaxes and remembers he still has stuff to do
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Flippin' Awesome! Apple gets Pwned at their own store http://is.gd/Qut8
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At work, so bored entertain me follow me Bradie Webb ;d ha anyone wanna follow me?? If so go ahead
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@Neverhitboxes I'm always up for some entretainment, it sure was entertaing
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@BritCalvert I second that
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Just had the Texican Whopper from BK and for 997 calories and 60 grams of fat it's really not that good
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I am very tired. up at 5am tomorrow
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Just locked my desk drawer shut with my tie in it...didn't notice until I went to walk away and got snapped back. Oops
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@fadeout all you have to do is have your boyfriend say something for me so i can hear his accent.
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I'm glad you guys agree with me. Jimmy thinks I'm insane and wants me to take a knife to my extras...
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@ronaldwidha something's wrong with the API, @twitterapi yesterday said they will fix it ASAP. Well .. maybe not that soon. i'll life
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I remember why I sometimes have a hard time with these type of shows..you get attached to someone and then they die
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Scored 2 garage passes for the NASCAR race at Chicagoland Speedway in July. It pays to have connections.
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turns out I have to sweep the garden to earn my bounty!
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(@skyebokany) "Shut up and put your money where your mouth is" Katy perry waking up in vegas
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guck grad viva___l�uft shice mukke
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doesn't want to go back to school
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@JenTheArmyWife I know, haha! Obviously that won't be the color at my wedding
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Looks like sourceforge.net is down
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Experience ruined by g/f and TV, fuck surround sound.
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@chimpocalypse @mimobase thats awesome
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The Office Season finale still hasn't been uploaded
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@churchpunkmom yeah, they have to stay wrapped up for awhile but I'm sure there will be titpics to come eventually!
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feels very loved by her DF family, but unhappy that things aren't peachy keen with many of them
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@macjasp A bit of Scouting For Girls should do the trick
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Not talking to Diego anymore. He signed off
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dont forget @ddlovato, family portrait @pink, because of you @kellyclarkson and even the climb @mileycyrus have the power to make me cry!
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Finally home. Can't sleep, but gotta work at 8:30am.
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wants to know where the Air france's airbus 330-200 is
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I love that, 7 months after release, I'm still discovering new things in Fallout 3. I finally know what the radio towers are for!
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@mikroanalogo *waves hello* How are you?
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in bed with her uggd on
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Talked to Clarice on the phone earlier
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Tweeting because I can, and I'm really bored . @stephdewhurst Feel Better
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Sonny you are a mystery man! I'm into it thoughh.
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looking forward to leaving work
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@theDebbyRyan where!!?!?
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this is how i looked when i heard about the one call tour. haha. ---> :o ---> ---> :/ ---> :|. but whatever. i better see them soon.
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@misshsawyer Yeah but not when you have to do it alone!! Derek is a party pooper....Its friday night for gods sake!!
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is awake... Also feel ill and sicky how is everyone else?
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so much for the flying...too windy today. has to be about the 15th lesson I've had canceled for wind
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@amu311bd Um, idr. lol Sowwi. Btw, I might not make it on tonight. I still have one section to rewrite & take the test. sowwi.
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i got sunburned on my shoulders and on my head yowch! im sad dload is over for the year :<
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@mileycyrus & @theBrandiCyrus You two crack me up! Seriously. LMAO XD
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@TechJournalist I missed that version # reset. I'd been wondering where the heck 3.1 was
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in bed watching family guy. I feel sickyyy.
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@Crazypickney if only Jamaica could be in the int'l scene when it's good news. (sports I guess?)
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@crazeegeekchick I knew I liked you for reason! I was at Def6 from 97-01. I'm guessing you were there after me?
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@ashleeadams me niether! It sucks
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@abaggy I noeeees. Insulting! I mean, I look like a kid, but cmon now.
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@banjira Yep, the system doesn't like your IP (92.202.23.165)
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another wave of nausea. i bet i lost like 5 pounds just from tonights dose of puking
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Listening to Markus Schulz�s World Tour: Miami (the GDJB on 2nd April)�preparing mentally for tonight.
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@Pam_Glidden I'm supposed to be wedding coordinator for BFF. Sadly, her boyfriend of many years does not want to get married But...
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Heaven By Mary Mary is such a nice song
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At work, movies later
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@ParellaLewis LOL... if there was audio in this tweet...oh man, that made me laugh Parella!
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ugh saturday night fail. maybe when matt gets out of that club we will do something after. maybe. i need to get outta this state of mind
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whereareyou? i miss you.
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@momof3crazykids I'd dir if it took foe my new laptop to be made in 20-25 days! But I guess it's worth it, hope you get it in time
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Just back from the army.... takin the cat to the vet....poor thing
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@chattyman Love The Show
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Leftover Pinos stuffed shells. yummm
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@Dred_ breakfast always prevails coffee needs a bit to brew
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Okies off 2 revise now... tweet u laterz! xxx
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@FakerParis of course! just ignore it. i feel so bad for him. he looks sad today
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#Dogma is on tonight and I'm not gonna miss it this time. (Famous last words)
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@josh233 he he
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@rosannna ahhha aww it likes you! btw i have just spent the last 5-10 mins watching that video & on twitter. distractionnn
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Just woke up from the nap...missed church, but GOD lives here...and I just got excited know'n someone this great that doesn't ego trip
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@ipol_ as a matter of fact she's making lemon chicken tomorrow she made mongolian lamb today LOL
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@TrishPretti Please follow ur boi jbizmadness looking for new ppl also, let me how ya doing today???
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my pooooor baby (my dog chachi) she had surgery todayyyyy
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@Serendipi Ouchy Hope they get you sorted out, sounds like a nightmare! I love the sunshine!
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Morning coffee and quiet, loving it.
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@French_Kisses awww that sucks.. and u there for the whole summer!!
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@MarleeMatlin You danced beautifully at Kristi's Event. It was so nice to see you!
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(heart-)breaking news : Nadal lost && on my bday
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@ginkers Darn it forgot about that game, got a big night tonight so I got to tape it and watch it after
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@KristenH_09 I bet they are good snuggle buddies. Mine always wants to snuggle right when I have to get up. Well off 2 get ready 4 wrk
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@micabebecca awe its okay You remind me of this beautiful girl i know too.
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HATES the weather its so so nasty and has NO idea how to work this damn thing, but is finding it quite cool at the same time!!
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@Cheeyeennee Yeeeh . i like how were talking in messages and on ... whatever you call this . Lawl .
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@Digitalise Hope your mood improves
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sugar rush.. i feel all hyper all of a sudden. ;) whats the cure of sugar rush?
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i am so screwed up! a confused and dumb child! i NEVER felt so bad all my life! i wish i have any specialty! too bad i have none ='(
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still manage to have a zillion photos considering we lost some
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So Everyone Has Decided To Stop Twatting! And Heres Lil Ol' Me Still Twatting alone x
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