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YEAH, IT WAS, WASN'T IT?
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BYE, GIRLS.
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IN THE WORDS OF MICHELLE TANNER,
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"YOU, UPSTAIRS, INTO BED.
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MOVE IT, MISTER.
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MOVE IT."
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CHILL OUT, DUDE.
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HEY JOEY, BAD NEWS
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FOR DOUBLE "J" CREATIVE SERVICES--
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THE BANK TURNED DOWN OUR BUSINESS LOAN.
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HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?
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OH, I DON'T KNOWN, MAYBE 'CAUSE WE HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
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RUNNING OUR OWN BUSINESS, NO COLLATERAL,
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NO CREDIT RATING.
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WHY DO YOU THINK THEY TURNED US DOWN?
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HEY, JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRANKY AND UNEMPLOYED,
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DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.
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GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE BANK.
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AND I THINK I HAVE A WAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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I DON'T KNOW, DON'T TELL ME YOU GONNA SING
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THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM AGAIN.
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NO.
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I AM JUST GONNA HUM IT
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WHILE YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
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THIS IS A PERSONAL CHECK FROM DANNY TANNER.
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[HUMMING LOUDER]
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DANNY, STOP HUMMING!
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[HUMS SOFTLY]
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WHY ARE YOU GIVING US ALL THIS MONEY?
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'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS.
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AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, I'M HAPPY TO DO THIS FOR YOU.
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BUT THIS-
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- THIS IS NOT A GIFT IT'S AN INVESTMENT.
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I WANNA BE A PARTNER IN YOUR SUCCESS.
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DANNY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
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WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
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YOU'RE SO-- DID YOU SAY PARTNER?
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WELL, SILENT PARTNER.
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COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I'LL BE TOTALLY CLOSE-MOUTHED.
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NO BUTTING IN, I'LL KEEP MY NOSE OUT OF IT, MIND MY OWN BUSINESS.
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MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
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NOT A PEEP OUT OF ME.
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IF YOU'D SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE,
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WE COULD TELL YOU THAT...
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YOU'RE IN.
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YEAH?
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ALL RIGHT!
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DOUBLE "J" AND "D" CREATIVE SERVICES.
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OF COURSE THE "D" IS SILENT.
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[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
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COME ON.
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SING, BOYS.
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[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
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HUM WITH ME.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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COOPER:
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Diane, 6:18 a.m., Room 315.
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Great Northern Hotel up here in Twin Peaks.
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Slept pretty well.
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Non-smoking room.
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There's no tobacco smell.
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That's a nice consideration for the business traveler.
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A hint of Douglas fir needles in the air.
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As Sheriff Truman indicated they would, everything this hotel promised, they've delivered.
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Clean, reasonably priced accommodations.
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Telephone works.
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Bathroom in really tiptop shape.
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No drips, plenty of hot water and good, steady pressure.
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That could be a side benefit of the waterfall outside my window.
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Mattress firm, but not too firm.
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And no lumps like that time I told you about down in El Paso.
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What a nightmare that was.
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But you've heard me tell that story once or twice, haven't you, Diane?
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Haven't tried the television set yet.
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Looks like cable, probably no reception problems.
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But the true test of any hotel, as you well know, Diane, is that morning cup of coffee, which I'll be getting back to you about within a half hour.
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Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning.
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There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau, but also as a human being.
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What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?
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And who really pulled the trigger on JFK?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee.
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I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life and this...
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This is one of the best.
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Now, I'd like two eggs, over hard.
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I know, don't tell me, it's hard on the arteries.
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But Old habits die hard.
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Just about as hard as I want those eggs.
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Bacon, super crispy, almost burned.
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Cremate it.
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That's great.
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And I'll have the grapefruit juice.
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Just as long as those grapefruits are freshly squeezed.
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My name's Audrey Horne.
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Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Dale Cooper.
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Can I sit here?
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Well, Miss Horne, unless I miss my guess, your father is Benjamin Horne, the owner of this fine establishment.
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