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YEAH, IT WAS, WASN'T IT?
BYE, GIRLS.
IN THE WORDS OF MICHELLE TANNER,
"YOU, UPSTAIRS, INTO BED.
MOVE IT, MISTER.
MOVE IT."
CHILL OUT, DUDE.
HEY JOEY, BAD NEWS
FOR DOUBLE "J" CREATIVE SERVICES--
THE BANK TURNED DOWN OUR BUSINESS LOAN.
HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?
OH, I DON'T KNOWN, MAYBE 'CAUSE WE HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
RUNNING OUR OWN BUSINESS, NO COLLATERAL,
NO CREDIT RATING.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY TURNED US DOWN?
HEY, JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRANKY AND UNEMPLOYED,
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.
GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE BANK.
AND I THINK I HAVE A WAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
I DON'T KNOW, DON'T TELL ME YOU GONNA SING
THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM AGAIN.
NO.
I AM JUST GONNA HUM IT
WHILE YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
THIS IS A PERSONAL CHECK FROM DANNY TANNER.
[HUMMING LOUDER]
DANNY, STOP HUMMING!
[HUMS SOFTLY]
WHY ARE YOU GIVING US ALL THIS MONEY?
'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS.
AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, I'M HAPPY TO DO THIS FOR YOU.
BUT THIS-
- THIS IS NOT A GIFT IT'S AN INVESTMENT.
I WANNA BE A PARTNER IN YOUR SUCCESS.
DANNY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
YOU'RE SO-- DID YOU SAY PARTNER?
WELL, SILENT PARTNER.
COME ON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I'LL BE TOTALLY CLOSE-MOUTHED.
NO BUTTING IN, I'LL KEEP MY NOSE OUT OF IT, MIND MY OWN BUSINESS.
MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
NOT A PEEP OUT OF ME.
IF YOU'D SHUT UP FOR ONE MINUTE,
WE COULD TELL YOU THAT...
YOU'RE IN.
YEAH?
ALL RIGHT!
DOUBLE "J" AND "D" CREATIVE SERVICES.
OF COURSE THE "D" IS SILENT.
[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
COME ON.
SING, BOYS.
[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
HUM WITH ME.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
COOPER:
Diane, 6:18 a.m., Room 315.
Great Northern Hotel up here in Twin Peaks.
Slept pretty well.
Non-smoking room.
There's no tobacco smell.
That's a nice consideration for the business traveler.
A hint of Douglas fir needles in the air.
As Sheriff Truman indicated they would, everything this hotel promised, they've delivered.
Clean, reasonably priced accommodations.
Telephone works.
Bathroom in really tiptop shape.
No drips, plenty of hot water and good, steady pressure.
That could be a side benefit of the waterfall outside my window.
Mattress firm, but not too firm.
And no lumps like that time I told you about down in El Paso.
What a nightmare that was.
But you've heard me tell that story once or twice, haven't you, Diane?
Haven't tried the television set yet.
Looks like cable, probably no reception problems.
But the true test of any hotel, as you well know, Diane, is that morning cup of coffee, which I'll be getting back to you about within a half hour.
Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning.
There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau, but also as a human being.
What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?
And who really pulled the trigger on JFK?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee.
I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life and this...
This is one of the best.
Now, I'd like two eggs, over hard.
I know, don't tell me, it's hard on the arteries.
But Old habits die hard.
Just about as hard as I want those eggs.
Bacon, super crispy, almost burned.
Cremate it.
That's great.
And I'll have the grapefruit juice.
Just as long as those grapefruits are freshly squeezed.
My name's Audrey Horne.
Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Dale Cooper.
Can I sit here?
Well, Miss Horne, unless I miss my guess, your father is Benjamin Horne, the owner of this fine establishment.