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IF I CAN LIVE--
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[COUGH]
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WITH WHAT I KNOW...
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AND ONLY THAT.
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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
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I CAN'T RESIST.
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IS IT HIS EYES?
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IS IT HIS SMILE?
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IS IT HIS--
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STOP.
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IF YOU MUST LOVE ME,
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LOVE ME FOR MY I-- MY I--
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I'M IN A BATH TOWEL.
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I'M IN A BATH TOWEL HERE.
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COME ON, JESSE, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
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IT'S NOT WORKING, OK?
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HE'S RIGHT, IT'S NOT WORKING.
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THANK YOU.
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THAT TOWEL'S MUCH TOO BIG.
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CUT.
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CUT.
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NOT YOU!
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NOT YOU!
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JESSE...
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I WON'T HURT YOU.
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MALATESTA, WILL YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?
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SHE'S THE CLIENT.
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SHE'S CHASING ME WITH SCISSORS.
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SO?
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STOP RUNNING.
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I WON'T STAND HERE AND BE EXPLOITED BY YOU.
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KATSOPOLIS, AS LONG AS YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME,
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YOU WILL DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAYS.
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OK.
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FROM NOW ON, WE DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
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WE QUIT.
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YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
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THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I EVER MADE WAS WORKING
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FOR A SPINELESS JELLYFISH LIKE YOU.
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WHAT?
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UH, SIR, YOU KNOW, IN MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD,
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A SPINELESS JELLYFISH IS CONSIDERED A DELICACY.
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LET'S GO.
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YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, GLADSTONE.
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YOU KNOW JUST WHEN TO KISS UP.
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I AM A KISS-UP, AREN'T I?
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ONE OF THE BEST.
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I SOLD YOU OUT, DIDN'T I?
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JOEY, YOU HOSED ME DOWN.
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JOSEPH, WE'RE PARTNERS...
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AND FRIENDS.
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THIS MAN IS NOT A HAMBURGER,
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AND I AM NOT A SIDE OF FRIES,
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AND YOU, SIR, ARE A...
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CHICKEN McNUGGET!
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JOEY, ARE YOU GOING TO QUIT
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OR ORDER A HAPPY MEAL?
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WE'RE QUITTING.
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THAT'S MY PARTNER.
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COME ON.
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WE GOT BETTER PLACES TO BE.
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WE JUST LOST OUR JOBS.
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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CAREER DAY.
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THANKS MR. KRAUS FOR INTRODUCING US
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TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MEAT.
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AND NOW, AS WE MOVE INTO THE FIELD OF TV ENTERTAINMENT,
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I'LL LIKE TO APOLOGIZE ONCE AGAIN
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FOR THE UNFORTUNATE CONNIE CHUNG INCIDENT.
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MAN!
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AW, MAN!
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BUT, JUST AS EXCITING,
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WE HAVE THE CO-HOSTS OF WAKE UP, SAN FRANCISCO.
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LET'S GIVE IT UP
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FOR DANNY TANNER AND REBECCA DONALDSON!
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HOO!
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HOO!
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HOO!
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HOO!
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HOO!
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HOO...
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HOO...
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WHO ARE RIGHT HERE.
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WAKE UP, VAN ATTA JUNIOR HIGH.
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I'M DANNY TANNER.
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AND I'M REBECCA DONALDSON.
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AND THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT WE DO--
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WE TALK TO EACH OTHER...
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AND TO OUR GUESTS,
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AND WE LISTEN, AND WE...
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FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES.
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OK.
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NOW, LOOKING AS I AM RIGHT NOW
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AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SHINY, ROUND LITTLE FACES,
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I'M REMINDED OF MY FIRST JOB IN TELEVISION.
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I WAS ASSISTANT STOCK BOY AT ANTENNA TOWN.
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AND, YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME OF A LONG STORY--
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DANNY, LOOK.
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OUR FIRST QUESTION.
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HOW TALL IS CONNIE CHUNG?
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