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CONNIE CHUNG IS NOT HERE.
I AM, AND I'M 6'4".
THANKS A LOT.
YEAH, BUT IF SHE WERE HERE, HOW TALL WOULD SHE BE?
WHO DOES CONNIE'S HAIR?
YEAH.
THAT'S IT!
LET'S FACE IT.
CONNIE CHUNG COULDN'T MAKE IT,
SO JUST GET OVER IT.
OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
FROM AN EXCITING WORLD OF ADVERTISING,
JESSE KATSOPOLIS AND JOEY GLADSTONE.
COME ON DOWN!
THANKS, GUYS.
"THANKS, GUYS"?
THAT'S IT FOR ME AND REBECCA?
THE BUTCHER HAD 10 MINUTES.
SORRY DAD, BUT CLASS IS ALMOST OVER,
AND THE BUTCHER GAVE OUT MIDGET SALAMIS.
HEY, I'M NOT ABOVE BRIBES.
IN FACT THIS KIDS
WOULD LIKE SOME AUTOGRAPHED PICTURES OF ME.
I BROUGHT THE PICTURES I HAVE A SPECIAL FELT MARKER
AND EVERYTHING.
DANNY, IT'S OVER.
TAKE IT AWAY, BOYS.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANKS.
THANK YOU.
HI.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU REALLY STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT,
THIS WHOLE CAREER THING IS OVERRATED.
I MEAN, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.
RIGHT, JOEY?
SURE, LIKE A WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST.
RIGHT.
AND REALLY COOL SUNGLASSES.
YEAH, AND STRONG WATER PRESSURE IN THE SHOWER.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
YEAH.
THAT WOULD BE...
DID YOU GUYS LOSE YOUR JOBS OR SOMETHING?
ZIP IT, GIBBLER.
WE HAVE SOMETHING
MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN JOBS.
YEAH.
WE HAVE OUR INTEGRITY.
HOW MUCH DOES THAT PAY AN HOUR?
[BELL RINGS]
SO REMEMBER, KIDS,
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HEADS HELD HIGH
AND ALWAYS CARRY EXACT BUS CHANGE.
AND REMEMBER, NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS.
I THINK YOU REALLY MOVED THEM.
YEAH.
I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU GUYS.
WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, OUR BOSS JUST PUSHED US TOO FAR.
WE QUIT.
LOOK, I'M THE LAST ONE TO GIVE ADVICE.
OK, I'M THE FIRST ONE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELVES.
YOU COULD WRITE AND MARKET YOUR OWN COMMERCIALS
AND DIRECT THEM FOR YOUR OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY.
YEAH, WE JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT THE EXPERIENCE,
THE TALENT, THE CONTACTS.
ALL YOU NEED IS TO RENT SOME EQUIPMENT.
AND FIND SOME STUDIO SPACE.
AND PRINT UP BUSINESS CARDS.
THAT'S IT!
WE'RE IN BUSINESS!
CONGRATULATIONS!
WE HAVE OUR OWN BUSINESS.
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
TISSUE, TISSUE, TISSUE.
AH-CHOO!
THANK YOU.
HOW RUDE.
YOU GAVE ME YOUR COLD.
TAKE IT BACK.
NO CAN DO.
ONCE IT'S OUT OF MY NOSE,
IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS.
HI, GIRLS.
HI, JOEY.
HI, JOEY.
HOW ARE YOU, MICHELLE?
SHE MAKES ME SICK.
WHAT SHE MEANS IS I GAVE HER MY COLD.
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU GOT STEPHIE'S COLD,
BUT YOU KNOW THE GOOD NEWS?
SINCE YOU TOOK SUCH GOOD CARE OF STEPHIE,
I'M SURE STEPHIE'S GONNA TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF YOU.
RIGHT, STEPH?
NICE GUILT TRIP, JOEY.