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THIS TRIP IS TOO DANGEROUS.
NOW BE GOOD.
WE'LL VISIT WHEN I GET BACK WITH THE TREASURE.
MAYBE HE SHOULD SEND A VALENTINE TO FORT KNOX.
GEE, FIRST WE DON'T SEE HIM WHEN HE'S HERE
AND THEN HE DOES SOMETHING FUN
AND WE GET LEFT BEHIND.
MAYBE WE DO AND MAYBE WE DON'T.
BOY, I LOVE THIS JOB.
THE WIND IN YOUR FEATHERS,
THE THROATY ROAR OF THE ENGINES...
THE CONSTANT FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE.
YEAH, FLYING.
NOTHING LIKE IT.
JUST LAND THIS THING.
ORDINARILY, I'D DIVE RIGHT IN,
BUT I HEAR THESE WATERS ARE INFESTED WITH SHARKS.
JUST RUMORS.
BESIDES, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SCARED OF ANYTHING.
HEY, THERE'S SCARED AND THEN THERE'S STUPID.
AND YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON BOTH.
NOW GO FIND ME THAT TREASURE.
IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT.
Ouch!
OK!
COME OUT NICE AND SLOW, YOU STOWAWAYS!
DON'T SHOOT, UNCLE SCROOGE.
DID I NOT TELL YOU THIS TRIP WAS DANGEROUS?
WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
OH?
LET'S SEE YOU LAUGH IN THE FACE
OF A MONTH WITHOUT DESSERT.
YO!
MR. McD.!
YOU FOUND SOMETHING?
THIS IS THE TEMPLE OF APHRODUCKY!
NOW KEEP YOUR PEEPERS PEELED FOR PRICELESS PLUNDER.
PERSONALLY, I'D PREFER TO PROTECT MY POSTERIOR FROM PREDATORS.
THERE'S NO SHARK WITHIN 100 MILES.
THERE'S GOT TO BE TREASURE HERE.
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
WHO ARE THE RUBES IN THE ROBES?
DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY?
HEY, I DON'T KNOW MY ZIP CODE.
THE ANGRY LOOKING GUY...
HE'S VULCAN, THE BLACKSMITH OF MOUNT OLYMPUS.
RIGHT?
RIGHT.
AND THIS IS APHRODUCKY.
HELLO, APHRODUCKY.
WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THIS TREASURE OF YOURS?
LOOK.
IT'S CUPID.
ISN'T HE CUTE?
SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE.
WHAT'S THIS?
HEY, IT'S GREEK TO ME.
SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT.
OUT OF MY WAY.
AH, THE GREATEST TREASURE!
QUICK!
OPEN IT, LADS.
IT'S EMPTY!
EXCEPT FOR THAT.
WHAT'S PILIOS?
IT MEANS LOVE.
LOVE?
THE GREATEST TREASURE IS LOVE?
OOOH!
I COULD'VE GOTTEN THAT NEWS
OUT OF ONE OF THOSE SAPPY VALENTINES.
I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
THERE'S NO TREASURE HERE AT ALL.
DON'T BE SO SURE.
CUPID'S ARROW'S ARE SOLID GOLD!
THINGS HAVE TAKEN A TURN.
YEAH, FOR THE WORSE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, MR. McD.,
SAVE THE KIDS.
HEY, FISH FACE!
OVER HERE!
I'M GONNA HATE THIS!
YAAAA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
HEY, STOP!
WE'VE GOTTA HELP HIM!
FOLLOW ME AND STAY LOW.
YEOOOW!
YUK!
NOW!
LAUNCHPAD!
SAY SOMETHING!
BABY!
BABY?
- BABY?
BABY?
HI, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?