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NO, NO, LET ME GUESS.
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PISCES?
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I'M AN ARIES.
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ARIES?
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YOU MEAN AIRHEAD.
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HANG ON TO THIS LOVE SICK LUNATIC.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL MISS YOU, SWEET FINS.
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SHOULD HE BE FLYING A PLANE?
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I THINK HIS MIND HAD A MELTDOWN.
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THAT'S NEVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE.
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YEAH, BUT HE'S NEVER TRIED TO KISS A TWO-TON FEEDING MACHINE, EITHER.
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LAUNCHPAD STARTED ACTING WEIRD
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AFTER HE GOT JABBED BY ONE OF THOSE.
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YOU DON'T THINK...
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THOSE REALLY ARE CUPID'S ARROWS.
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AH, GREETING-CARD GARBAGE.
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BUT THAT WAS THE TEMPLE OF APHRODUCKY,
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THE GODDESS OF LOVE.
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THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MUMBO-JUMBO.
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AH, COME ON, VULCAN.
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WHERE'D YOU HIDE CUPID'S ARROW?
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I AM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND POKING THE EARTH FOLK
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WITH THOSE ARROWS...
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MAKING THIS ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT ONE.
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WHAT KIND OF HOBBY'S THAT?
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OH, POOR VULKY'S JEALOUS.
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I DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS.
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YOU ARE THE WIFE.
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I AM THE HUSBAND.
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AND THE HUSBAND IS KING!
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KING!
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OK, THEN, I'LL CROWN YOU.
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MY MOTHER GAVE US THIS PLANT!
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WHERE ARE THOSE ARROWS?
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I'M WARNING YOU, APHRODUCKY...
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OH, GO SIT ON A VOLCANO!
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I COULD'VE MARRIED ADONIS,
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BUT, NO.
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I HAD TO MARRY THAT HOTHEAD!
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WHAT!
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MY MAGIC LAMP'S LIT!
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THAT MEANS SOMEONE'S IN MY TEMPLE.
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BETTER TAKE A LOOK WITH MY MAGIC MONITOR.
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YOU OVERGROWN MACKEREL!
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YOU'VE RUINED MY RUINS!
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AH!
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THAT'S CUPID'S QUIVER.
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VULCAN MUST HAVE HIDDEN THE ARROWS IN OWN TEMPLE.
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ONLY THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW.
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I'LL REWIND BACK THROUGH TIME TO SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
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AH-HA!
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LITTLE MAN, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
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THAT THIS PRIZE HAS A PRICE.
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I HOPE UNCLE SCROOGE LIKES THESE VALENTINES.
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GATHER AROUND.
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I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO SHOW YOU.
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FOR US?
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WOW!
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TA-DA!
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AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?
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YEAH.
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SWELL, UNCLE SCROOGE.
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WE WERE HOPING IT WAS SOMETHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
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THIS SO-CALLED HOLIDAY IS JUST A PLOY
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BY THE CARD AND CANDY COMPANIES TO MAKE A BUCK.
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AH, GEE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
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DON'T "AH, GEE" ME.
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I WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET THESE ARROWS.
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[ KNOCKING ]
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NOW WHAT?
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LOOK!
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WHO ARE YOU?
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!
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WHY, SILLY PERSON, I'M APHRODUCKY.
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APHRODUCKY?
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!
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APHRODUCKY?
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!
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YES.
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I'M IN A BIT OF A RUSH
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SO DON'T BOTHER TO GROVEL.
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JUST GIVE ME BACK MY ARROWS.
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YOUR ARROWS?
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YES, I USE THEM TO SPREAD LOVE AND JOY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
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THANKS, BUT WE'VE GOT ALL THE LOVE AND JOY WE CAN STAND.
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YOU GOT IN, NOW SHOW YOURSELF OUT.
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THERE OUGHT TO BE LAWS AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
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LOOK!
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I'VE HAD A VERY BAD MILLENNIUM.
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GIVE ME THOSE ARROWS!
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THAT REALLY IS APHRODUCKY!
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I DON'T CARE IS SHE'S FEATHER LOCKLEAR,
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SHE'S NOT GETTING MY ARROWS.
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YEOOW!
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LET ME DOWN!
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STOP!
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STOP!
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LET ME DOWN!
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