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NO, NO, LET ME GUESS.
PISCES?
I'M AN ARIES.
ARIES?
YOU MEAN AIRHEAD.
HANG ON TO THIS LOVE SICK LUNATIC.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THANK YOU.
I'LL MISS YOU, SWEET FINS.
SHOULD HE BE FLYING A PLANE?
I THINK HIS MIND HAD A MELTDOWN.
THAT'S NEVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE.
YEAH, BUT HE'S NEVER TRIED TO KISS A TWO-TON FEEDING MACHINE, EITHER.
LAUNCHPAD STARTED ACTING WEIRD
AFTER HE GOT JABBED BY ONE OF THOSE.
YOU DON'T THINK...
THOSE REALLY ARE CUPID'S ARROWS.
AH, GREETING-CARD GARBAGE.
BUT THAT WAS THE TEMPLE OF APHRODUCKY,
THE GODDESS OF LOVE.
THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MUMBO-JUMBO.
AH, COME ON, VULCAN.
WHERE'D YOU HIDE CUPID'S ARROW?
I AM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND POKING THE EARTH FOLK
WITH THOSE ARROWS...
MAKING THIS ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT ONE.
WHAT KIND OF HOBBY'S THAT?
OH, POOR VULKY'S JEALOUS.
I DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS.
YOU ARE THE WIFE.
I AM THE HUSBAND.
AND THE HUSBAND IS KING!
KING!
OK, THEN, I'LL CROWN YOU.
MY MOTHER GAVE US THIS PLANT!
WHERE ARE THOSE ARROWS?
I'M WARNING YOU, APHRODUCKY...
OH, GO SIT ON A VOLCANO!
I COULD'VE MARRIED ADONIS,
BUT, NO.
I HAD TO MARRY THAT HOTHEAD!
WHAT!
MY MAGIC LAMP'S LIT!
THAT MEANS SOMEONE'S IN MY TEMPLE.
BETTER TAKE A LOOK WITH MY MAGIC MONITOR.
YOU OVERGROWN MACKEREL!
YOU'VE RUINED MY RUINS!
AH!
THAT'S CUPID'S QUIVER.
VULCAN MUST HAVE HIDDEN THE ARROWS IN OWN TEMPLE.
ONLY THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW.
I'LL REWIND BACK THROUGH TIME TO SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
AH-HA!
LITTLE MAN, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT
THAT THIS PRIZE HAS A PRICE.
I HOPE UNCLE SCROOGE LIKES THESE VALENTINES.
GATHER AROUND.
I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO SHOW YOU.
FOR US?
WOW!
TA-DA!
AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?
YEAH.
SWELL, UNCLE SCROOGE.
WE WERE HOPING IT WAS SOMETHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
THIS SO-CALLED HOLIDAY IS JUST A PLOY
BY THE CARD AND CANDY COMPANIES TO MAKE A BUCK.
AH, GEE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
DON'T "AH, GEE" ME.
I WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET THESE ARROWS.
[ KNOCKING ]
NOW WHAT?
LOOK!
WHO ARE YOU?
!
WHY, SILLY PERSON, I'M APHRODUCKY.
APHRODUCKY?
!
APHRODUCKY?
!
YES.
I'M IN A BIT OF A RUSH
SO DON'T BOTHER TO GROVEL.
JUST GIVE ME BACK MY ARROWS.
YOUR ARROWS?
YES, I USE THEM TO SPREAD LOVE AND JOY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
THANKS, BUT WE'VE GOT ALL THE LOVE AND JOY WE CAN STAND.
YOU GOT IN, NOW SHOW YOURSELF OUT.
THERE OUGHT TO BE LAWS AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
LOOK!
I'VE HAD A VERY BAD MILLENNIUM.
GIVE ME THOSE ARROWS!
THAT REALLY IS APHRODUCKY!
I DON'T CARE IS SHE'S FEATHER LOCKLEAR,
SHE'S NOT GETTING MY ARROWS.
YEOOW!
LET ME DOWN!
STOP!
STOP!
LET ME DOWN!