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LEAVE MY UNCLE SCROOGE ALONE!
UNCLE SCROOGE!
ARE YOU OK?
AH!
THE ARROWS!
HE'S FINE.
YOU'VE RUINED MY MONEY BIN.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
DARLING!
DARLING?
THERE.
IS THAT COMFY, SUGAR PLUM?
NO!
IT IS NOT COMFY.
AND I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR PLUM!
LOOK!
I'VE HUMORED YOU LONG ENOUGH.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
BUT, DUMPLING, WAIT.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP UNCLE SCROOGE GET RID OF APHRODUCKY
BEFORE SHE LOVES HIM TO DEATH.
SURE.
YOU TELL HER TO GO HOME.
LISTEN.
APHRODUCKY'S STILL UNDER THE SPELL OF THOSE ARROWS, RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST THING YOU SEE
ONCE YOU'RE STUCK.
BUT IF WE UNDID THE SPELL
SHE'D FORGET UNCLE SCROOGE AND GO.
SO ALL WE GOTTA DO IS STICK HER AGAIN,
AND MAKE SURE THE NEXT PERSON SHE SEES IS HERSELF.
SCROOGEY-WOOGEY.
WHERE ARE YOU?
OK, WHEN THE DOOR OPENS
WE DROP THE TAPESTRY
AND MAKE POINTS WITH APHRODUCKY.
SHHH.
I HEAR FOOTSTEPS.
OOOH!
OOOH!
UH-OH.
THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE APHRODUCKY TO ME.
YOU CALLED?
UNCLE SCROOGE!
YAAAA!
SWEETHEART!
SWEETHEART?
!
EXTRA!
EXTRA!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
mcduck HOOKS HEAVENLY BODY!
HE'S TEARING UP THE WHOLE BACKYARD
TO BUILD APHRODUCKY A NEW TEMPLE.
BOY, ALL THIS LOVEY-DOVEY STUFF IS ENOUGH
TO TURN YOU OFF VALENTINE'S DAY FOR KEEPS.
WHATTA YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I'M GONNA GIVE UNCLE SCROOGE THE VALENTINE GIFT I MADE HIM.
WEBBIE!
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VALENTINE.
AND HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US.
WELL, I STILL CARE ABOUT HIM.
UNCLE SCROOGE!
UNCLE SCROOGE!
HUH?
I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS TO YOU TOMORROW ON VALENTINE'S DAY,
BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT NOW.
A VALENTINE CUPCAKE?
LOVELY.
YOU LIKE IT?
YES.
ENOUGH TO GIVE IT TO MY DEAREST APHRODUCKY.
OH, HOW...
SWEET.
UNCLE SCROOGE!
THAT WAS FOR YOU!
PHONE FOR YOU, SIR.
REGARDING THE PRESS CONFERENCE YOU WISH TO ARRANGE.
OH, THANK YOU, DUCKWORTH.
JUST ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR MY LITTLE LOLLIPOP LIPS.
LOLLIPOP LIPS!
YECK!
NOW WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
UNCLE SCROOGE DOESN'T LOVE US
SO I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME.
WEBBIE, IT'S NOT THAT HE DOESN'T LOVE US.
IT'S JUST THAT HE'S UNDER THAT STUPID ARROW'S SPELL.
SO?
EITHER WAY, WE'VE LOST HIM.
WHAT?
!
WELL, THIS IS ME SAYING GOODBYE.
ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME TOO?
DON'T TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT.
THE SHARK AGAIN?
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BUT MY FINNY LITTLE VALENTINE.
SO I'M GOING BACK TO OFFER HER MY HAND.
SHE'LL TAKE YOUR HAND
AND THE ARM THAT GOES WITH IT.