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BUT IF YOU LIVE UNDERWATER,
THAN YOU'LL NEVER FLY A PLANE AGAIN.
NEVER FLY AGAIN?
HEY, WE GOING TO A POOL PARTY?
THAT'S IT!
THAT'S WHAT BREAKS THE SPELL...
TRUE LOVE!
WHEN LAUNCHPAD HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE SHARK AND FLYING...
POW!
IT'S THE CURE.
SO WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE UNCLE SCROOGE CHOOSE BETWEEN APHRODUCKY
AND WHAT HE LOVES THE MOST...
MONEY!
COMMENCE OPERATION ALLERGY.
OH, HI, APHRODUCKY.
WHATTA YOU WANT?
UNCLE SCROOGE IS BUSY,
SO WE CAME DOWN TO PLAY WITH YOU.
DON'T BE SILLY.
I'M A DEITY AND DEITIES SIMPLY DON'T PLA...
AA-AAA-AACHOO!
UH-OH.
SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOT CASHITITIS.
CASHA-WHAT'S IT?
IT MEANS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MONEY.
FIRST YOU START SNEEZING...
AACHOOO!
THEN YOUR SKIN TURNS GREEN.
AAAAH!
AND THEN YOUR FEATHERS FALL OUT.
YAAA!
GIVE IT AWAY, SCROOGEY.
ALL YOUR MONEY IS MAKING ME SICK.
BU-BU-BUT, MY MONEY?
OH NO!
IT WAS AWFUL, UNCLE SCROOGE.
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE.
IT'S EITHER YOUR MONEY OR APHRODUCKY.
AH, ALL RIGHT, I WILL CHOOSE.
COME ON.
THAT PRESS CONFERENCE I CALLED
IS AWAITING US OUTSIDE.
NOW SHE'S GONNA GET IT.
HONEY, IT'S ME, VULCAN.
HELLO.
HOW CAN I APOLOGIZE IF SHE'S NOT EVEN AROUND?
HUH?
APHRODUCKY?
IT SEEMS I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN APHRODUCKY AND MY MONEY.
SO I ASK MYSELF, WHICH DO I LOVE MORE?
WELL, THAT'S EASY TO ANSWER.
APHRODUCKY, MY GODDESS OF LOVE.
WHAT?
!
WHAT?
!
AH, SCROOGEY POO.
AFTER ALL, WHAT GOOD IS MONEY
WITHOUT MY HONEY?
SO I'M GOING TO MARRY HER.
OVER YOUR DEAD BODY, BUDDY!
WHICH WAY IS DUCKBURG?
THANKS.
WHEN WILL YOU RETURN, SIR?
OH, NEVER.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I'M OFF TO SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY ON MOUNT OLYMPUS.
THEN I WON'T COUNT ON YOU FOR DINNER.
ALL SET TO GO, LAUNCHPAD?
AYE, AYE, SIR.
THE JET'S ALL GET FOR YOU
AND YOUR LADY FRIEND.
DEAREST, DID YOU BRING MY ARROWS?
THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, CUPCAKE.
UNCLE SCROOGE, WAIT!
YEAH?
LISTEN, UNCLE SCROOGE.
YOU'RE UNDER A MAGIC SPELL.
YOU DON'T BELONG ON MOUNT OLYMPUS.
AND NEITHER DO WE.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
AS MUCH AS WE LOVE YOU, WE CAN'T GO.
BYE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
GOODBYE?
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
SAY GOODBYE TO THE LITTLE MORTAL PERSONS.
BUT THEY LOVE ME.
HEY, WE'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.
WHATTA YOU THINK THIS IS?
IT'S BAR-B-QUE TIME!
VULCAN!
AH, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.
AND I LOVE THEM,
AND THEN AGAIN, I ALSO LOVE APHRODUCKY.
THIS IS SO CONFUSING.
BE STILL, YOU WIFE SNATCHER!
LADDIES!
WEBBIE!
UNCLE SCROOGE!
I'M COMING!