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I'LL TELL HIM.
WE DON'T NEED YOU, MR. T.
WE ALREADY BOOKED A BIG TV STAR.
BIGGER THAN ME?
JIMMY CHUNG SAID HE COULD GET HIS AUNT CONNIE.
CONNIE CHUNG?
YOU BOOKED CONNIE CHUNG FOR CAREER DAY?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER ON MY SHOW FOR YEARS.
TELL YOU WHAT, HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE.
D.J...
I KNOW, DAD.
MAKE KNEW FRIENDS.
WE WOULD REALLY LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR SWITCHING THE MEETING TO OUR HOUSE.
YES.
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT WAS WORTH THE INCONVENIENCE.
I'M SURE I WILL.
I'M GONNA GO GET READY
IN THE GETTING READY AREA.
EXCUSE ME.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT MY BOYS
HAVE COOKED UP FOR YOU.
TAKE IT AWAY, GLADSTONE.
THANK YOU, MR. MALATESTA.
MS. GARLAND, MY PARTNER AND I
ARE GONNA MAKE YOUR NEW MEN'S COLOGNE, I.Q.,
THE SMELL OF THE NINETIES.
JOEY!
JOEY, THE SNEEZE JUICE
IS BACKING UP INTO MY EARS.
EXCUSE US.
IT'S TIME FOR HER NOSE DROPS.
OK, TILT BACK, STEPH.
SHE'S VERY LIMBER.
OK, FIRE ONE.
[MAKES MISSILE SOUND]
FIRE TWO.
[MAKES MISSILE SOUND]
IT'S WORKING.
HEY, I CAN BREATHE AGAIN.
[SNIFF]
SOMETHING'S REALLY STINKY.
HA HA HA!
WELL, WE KNOW IT'S NOT THE SMELL OF THE NINETIES.
THERE YOU ARE.
I MADE YOU SOME ORANGE JUICE.
IT, UH...
SURE DOES LOOK FRESH.
YOU, BACK TO BED.
RIGHT NOW.
MOVE IT!
BUT MICHELLE...
I SAID MOVE IT, MISTER!
KIDS!
OK, WE FADE IN ON AN ELEGANT LIBRARY.
WE PAN OVER TO A PORTRAIT OF A GODDESS
DRAPED IN BUT A WISP OF CHIFFON.
AS THE CLASSICAL MUSIC SWELLS,
A GREAT INTELLECT ENTERS--
THE SUAVE, CLASSY, DEBONAIR...
I.Q. MAN.
I WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I KNOW.
AND ONLY THAT.
AS THE I.Q. MAN PONDERS THAT THOUGHT...
HMM...
A DREAMLIKE MIST FILLS THE ROOM.
SUDDENLY...
THE GODDESS IN THE PAINTING COMES TO LIFE.
SHE'S DRAWN TO THE I.Q. MAN BY A MYSTERIOUS POWER.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM I CAN'T RESIST.
IS IT HIS EYES?
IS IT HIS SMILE?
IS IT--
STOP!
IF YOU MUST LOVE ME...
LOVE ME FOR MY I.Q.
I.Q.
NOW AVAILABLE IN BIODEGRADABLE ROLL-ON.
THAT MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL.
IT'S THE PERFECT COLOGNE AD.
YOU GOT THE JOB.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
THANKS VERY MUCH.
JESSE AND I WILL DIRECT THE COMMERCIAL.
RIGHT?
AND WE'LL FIND THE PERFECT I.Q. MAN FOR YOU.
OH, YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND HIM.
YOU.
ME?
AHEM.
ME?
NO, I'M NOT A MODEL.
YOU'RE HOT.
NAH.
YOU'RE SEXY.
NO.
YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.
OK, YOU GOT ONE.
BUT NO, I WOULD FEEL SILLY.