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I'LL TELL HIM.
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WE DON'T NEED YOU, MR. T.
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WE ALREADY BOOKED A BIG TV STAR.
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BIGGER THAN ME?
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JIMMY CHUNG SAID HE COULD GET HIS AUNT CONNIE.
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CONNIE CHUNG?
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YOU BOOKED CONNIE CHUNG FOR CAREER DAY?
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER ON MY SHOW FOR YEARS.
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TELL YOU WHAT, HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE.
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D.J...
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I KNOW, DAD.
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MAKE KNEW FRIENDS.
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WE WOULD REALLY LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR SWITCHING THE MEETING TO OUR HOUSE.
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YES.
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I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT WAS WORTH THE INCONVENIENCE.
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I'M SURE I WILL.
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I'M GONNA GO GET READY
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IN THE GETTING READY AREA.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT MY BOYS
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HAVE COOKED UP FOR YOU.
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TAKE IT AWAY, GLADSTONE.
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THANK YOU, MR. MALATESTA.
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MS. GARLAND, MY PARTNER AND I
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ARE GONNA MAKE YOUR NEW MEN'S COLOGNE, I.Q.,
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THE SMELL OF THE NINETIES.
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JOEY!
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JOEY, THE SNEEZE JUICE
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IS BACKING UP INTO MY EARS.
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EXCUSE US.
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IT'S TIME FOR HER NOSE DROPS.
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OK, TILT BACK, STEPH.
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SHE'S VERY LIMBER.
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OK, FIRE ONE.
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[MAKES MISSILE SOUND]
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FIRE TWO.
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[MAKES MISSILE SOUND]
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IT'S WORKING.
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HEY, I CAN BREATHE AGAIN.
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[SNIFF]
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SOMETHING'S REALLY STINKY.
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HA HA HA!
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WELL, WE KNOW IT'S NOT THE SMELL OF THE NINETIES.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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I MADE YOU SOME ORANGE JUICE.
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IT, UH...
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SURE DOES LOOK FRESH.
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YOU, BACK TO BED.
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RIGHT NOW.
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MOVE IT!
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BUT MICHELLE...
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I SAID MOVE IT, MISTER!
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KIDS!
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OK, WE FADE IN ON AN ELEGANT LIBRARY.
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WE PAN OVER TO A PORTRAIT OF A GODDESS
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DRAPED IN BUT A WISP OF CHIFFON.
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AS THE CLASSICAL MUSIC SWELLS,
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A GREAT INTELLECT ENTERS--
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THE SUAVE, CLASSY, DEBONAIR...
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I.Q. MAN.
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I WANT TO KNOW
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IF I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I KNOW.
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AND ONLY THAT.
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AS THE I.Q. MAN PONDERS THAT THOUGHT...
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HMM...
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A DREAMLIKE MIST FILLS THE ROOM.
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SUDDENLY...
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THE GODDESS IN THE PAINTING COMES TO LIFE.
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SHE'S DRAWN TO THE I.Q. MAN BY A MYSTERIOUS POWER.
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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM I CAN'T RESIST.
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IS IT HIS EYES?
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IS IT HIS SMILE?
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IS IT--
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STOP!
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IF YOU MUST LOVE ME...
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LOVE ME FOR MY I.Q.
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I.Q.
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NOW AVAILABLE IN BIODEGRADABLE ROLL-ON.
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THAT MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL.
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IT'S THE PERFECT COLOGNE AD.
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YOU GOT THE JOB.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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THANK YOU.
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THANKS VERY MUCH.
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JESSE AND I WILL DIRECT THE COMMERCIAL.
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RIGHT?
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AND WE'LL FIND THE PERFECT I.Q. MAN FOR YOU.
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OH, YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND HIM.
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YOU.
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ME?
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AHEM.
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ME?
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NO, I'M NOT A MODEL.
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YOU'RE HOT.
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NAH.
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YOU'RE SEXY.
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NO.
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YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.
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OK, YOU GOT ONE.
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BUT NO, I WOULD FEEL SILLY.
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