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HE WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS.
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WONDERFUL.
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EXCUSE US A SECOND, WON'T YOU?
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JOSEPH.
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I'M NOT DOING THIS.
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I'M NOT GONNA PRANCE AROUND
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LIKE SOME SMILING SLAB OF BEEF.
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JESS, THIS IS THE BIGGEST BREAK OF OUR CAREERS.
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NOW, DON'T BLOW IT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS WEIRD HANG-UP ABOUT BEEF.
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KATSOPOLIS, LET ME EXPLAIN YOUR OPTIONS TO YOU.
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EITHER YOU DO IT, YOU DO IT OR YOU DO IT.
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WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE AGAIN?
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HI, DAD.
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HOLA, BECKY.
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HI GIRLS.
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WELL, HAVE A GREAT CAREER DAY.
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SEND MY REGARDS TO CONNIE CHUNG.
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BOY, MR. T., YOU SURE DO LOOK SNAPPY IN EARTH TONES.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, GIBBLER?
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DAD, REMEMBER JIMMY CHUNG, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?
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OH, I'M JUST TAKING A SHOT,
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BUT HE COULDN'T GET HIS AUNT CONNIE, HUH?
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HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AUNT CONNIE.
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HIS NAME'S NOT EVEN CHUNG.
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WELL...
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE IN THE MARKET
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FOR A MAJOR TV STAR.
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OH, KIMMY, KIMMY, KIMMY.
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WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE?
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I'LL DO IT.
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THANKS, BECKY.
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BE THERE RIGHT AFTER LUNCH.
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OK.
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WHOA, GIRLS, UH...
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CAN'T A GUY MAKE A JOKE?
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YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY PEOPLE.
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YOU'RE MY PEOPLE.
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IT'S OK, DAD.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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I SHOULD'VE ASKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN CHUNG-MANIA.
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OH, DIDN'T WE ALL.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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THIS ISN'T WHAT WE ORDERED.
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WE ORDERED A LIBRARY SET, NOT A BATHROOM SET.
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OK, STRIKE IT.
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STRIKE THE SET.
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WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
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THIS WAS MS. GARLAND'S IDEA.
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OK, PEOPLE, BACK TO WORK.
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COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT.
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LET'S GO.
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I JUST COULDN'T SEE THE I.Q. MAN IN A LIBRARY.
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IN FACT, THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
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THE MORE I SAW YOU IN THE SHOWER.
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WHY WOULD I WEAR A SMOKING JACKET IN THE SHOWER?
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EXACTLY.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'LL BE WEARING THIS.
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AND ACTION!
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I WANT TO KNOW
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IF I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I KNOW...
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AND ONLY THAT.
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CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.
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JESS, THE CONCEPT IS THE I.Q. MAN,
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NOT THE I.Q. HEAD.
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TOO BAD.
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THE HEAD'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
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MAYBE ICE COLD WATER
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WILL HELP HIM OVER HIS SHYNESS.
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OHH!
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OK, OK!
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I'M OUT!
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I'M OUT!
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GOOD.
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NO, NO.
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NO NEED TO DRY OFF.
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IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR BODY...
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WETTER.
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THE WETTER, THE BETTER.
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EXCUSE US, WON'T YOU?
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JOSEPH, HOP ON.
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YOU SEE?
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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I'M NOTHING BUT A BIG MAC IN A BATH TOWEL.
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JOEY, I'M NOT A HAMBURGER.
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I HAPPEN TO BE A HUMAN BEING.
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JESS, BUDDY, AS LONG AS I'M THE DIRECTOR,
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YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.
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THANK YOU.
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OK, HOSE HIM DOWN.
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HOLD IT!
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WATCH THE HAIR.
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EXCUSE ME.
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TAKE TWO.
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OK, THIS TIME, GIVE ME MORE STEAM.
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AND ACTION!
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I WANT--
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[COUGH]
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I WANT TO KNOW
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