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HE WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS.
WONDERFUL.
EXCUSE US A SECOND, WON'T YOU?
JOSEPH.
I'M NOT DOING THIS.
I'M NOT GONNA PRANCE AROUND
LIKE SOME SMILING SLAB OF BEEF.
JESS, THIS IS THE BIGGEST BREAK OF OUR CAREERS.
NOW, DON'T BLOW IT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS WEIRD HANG-UP ABOUT BEEF.
KATSOPOLIS, LET ME EXPLAIN YOUR OPTIONS TO YOU.
EITHER YOU DO IT, YOU DO IT OR YOU DO IT.
WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE AGAIN?
HI, DAD.
HOLA, BECKY.
HI GIRLS.
WELL, HAVE A GREAT CAREER DAY.
SEND MY REGARDS TO CONNIE CHUNG.
BOY, MR. T., YOU SURE DO LOOK SNAPPY IN EARTH TONES.
WHAT DO YOU WANT, GIBBLER?
DAD, REMEMBER JIMMY CHUNG, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?
OH, I'M JUST TAKING A SHOT,
BUT HE COULDN'T GET HIS AUNT CONNIE, HUH?
HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AUNT CONNIE.
HIS NAME'S NOT EVEN CHUNG.
WELL...
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE IN THE MARKET
FOR A MAJOR TV STAR.
OH, KIMMY, KIMMY, KIMMY.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE?
I'LL DO IT.
THANKS, BECKY.
BE THERE RIGHT AFTER LUNCH.
OK.
WHOA, GIRLS, UH...
CAN'T A GUY MAKE A JOKE?
YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE ANY PEOPLE.
YOU'RE MY PEOPLE.
IT'S OK, DAD.
YOU CAN DO IT.
I SHOULD'VE ASKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN CHUNG-MANIA.
OH, DIDN'T WE ALL.
WHAT IS THIS?
THIS ISN'T WHAT WE ORDERED.
WE ORDERED A LIBRARY SET, NOT A BATHROOM SET.
OK, STRIKE IT.
STRIKE THE SET.
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
THIS WAS MS. GARLAND'S IDEA.
OK, PEOPLE, BACK TO WORK.
COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT.
LET'S GO.
I JUST COULDN'T SEE THE I.Q. MAN IN A LIBRARY.
IN FACT, THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
THE MORE I SAW YOU IN THE SHOWER.
WHY WOULD I WEAR A SMOKING JACKET IN THE SHOWER?
EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL BE WEARING THIS.
AND ACTION!
I WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I KNOW...
AND ONLY THAT.
CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.
JESS, THE CONCEPT IS THE I.Q. MAN,
NOT THE I.Q. HEAD.
TOO BAD.
THE HEAD'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.
MAYBE ICE COLD WATER
WILL HELP HIM OVER HIS SHYNESS.
OHH!
OK, OK!
I'M OUT!
I'M OUT!
GOOD.
NO, NO.
NO NEED TO DRY OFF.
IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR BODY...
WETTER.
THE WETTER, THE BETTER.
EXCUSE US, WON'T YOU?
JOSEPH, HOP ON.
YOU SEE?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I'M NOTHING BUT A BIG MAC IN A BATH TOWEL.
JOEY, I'M NOT A HAMBURGER.
I HAPPEN TO BE A HUMAN BEING.
JESS, BUDDY, AS LONG AS I'M THE DIRECTOR,
YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.
THANK YOU.
OK, HOSE HIM DOWN.
HOLD IT!
WATCH THE HAIR.
EXCUSE ME.
TAKE TWO.
OK, THIS TIME, GIVE ME MORE STEAM.
AND ACTION!
I WANT--
[COUGH]
I WANT TO KNOW