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Did Yeva bring you here? Is she here? No, Yeva did not. Karo brought me here. DINAH: But she wore it better, bitch! SIN-DEE: Nobody asked you, bitch. I'm not going anywhere until I get an explanation. Who are these people? These are just regular people. Come on, let's go home. I said I'm not going to go anywhere. S...
Oh... prostituke! You have to stop starting shit. Oh, these are prostitutes. These are prostitutes. She called me a nick niggy, girl! Ashken, let me explain. Oh, my God... these are men. Oh, my God... these are men. - Wait till you find out about... - Will you stop over there! Oh, dear Lord, my heart is going to stop. ...
Tell that bitch do not call the cops! Done! Done! See what you did? (AUDIO FADES) Oh, shit. Who's shit is this? This isn't mine, this is good. RAZMIK: (SPEAKING ARMENIAN) Ashken, listen to me. Let's go home. Don't touch me. What do you mean "don't touch me"? Why did you come here? Hey, there is no fighting in here. ...
You think they not keeping it a secret from us? - Exactly. That's cool. - That's right. I'm with this bitch. - I know you're with that bitch. - Not like that. You are embarrassing me. No, you are embarrassing us. C'mon, get up. What do you want from us? Don't you feel sorry for my daughter? So did Mr. Falafel have a ...
Mom, what's going on here? Your husband is a dog. Dog. Mom, what's going on with you? You think I don't know? I check your bank statements... Every night he withdraws cash from your account... What does he spend it on? Them. This is embarrassing. Please. Let's go home. Mom, why are you getting involved in my family'...
♪ Say my name, say my name ♪ Yo, you're the bitch they threw out! Shut your ass up, girl! What is the prostitute saying to you? These are the type of hoes you like? Dumbass hoes like this? He comes home every night smelling like cheap perfume and you don't say anything. I know my husband well enough. Come on, let's go....
DINAH: I'll see you in ten years, kid! Oh, my God, I hate men. I'm going to rip his mask off. Sometimes a wife has to turn a blind eye. No! No! Get her! Throw a donut at that bitch! Have her, mama. Chester! Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Bitch call me. Yo, your wife is hot. I just call the cops. You and you a...
Good to see you, too. You know, I kinda wish she didn't tell me. Wait. You wish who didn't tell you what? Duh. What do you mean, duh? - Hold up, hold up, hold up. - What? This bitch is the one that told you about this shit? You the one that caused all this motherfucking commotion? Her motherfucking ass goes motherfuck...
Yeah, that's right. Oh, you fucking didn't tell her? Oh, that's interesting you fucking tell her about this shit but not about me and you. No, no, no. That's right. No, no. Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted, girl. This bitch don't give no fuck about you. She don't give no fuck about you. Don't get it twisted...
You two deserve each other. (DINAH LAUGHING) - What the fuck are you laughing at? - What? - She about to get her ass beat. - Shut your stupid ass up. Shut your dumb ass up. Sin-Dee. Sin-Dee, talk to me. Look, I didn't mean to hurt you, sweetheart. You know you're my best friend. You know I love you. I'd never do anythi...
It was only once. It didn't mean a thing. Hey. Yeah... I have a full house. I called in another girl. So... just hang, okay? (EXHALES) ALEXANDRA: Please, Sin-Dee. I'm sorry. Great, now get the fuck out of here and leave me alone. (HORN HONKS) Now let me make my money and go the fuck home. Hi, are we looking for a pa...
Oh, my God, come on, come on. Take this off. Oh, my God. You know what, why don't I just take these off too, huh? This has to come off too. Okay. (DRYERS HUMMING) Girl... here. Oh, girl. Pull that down. We'll just be bald together. That actually looks good on you. Now, as for me... (SIGHS) I want to go camping one day...
Backstreetboys! Backstreetboys! Backstreet boys! Backstreetboys! Backstreet boys! From1999to about2002, we were unstoppable. Imean,we 'rethebiggest band in the world. Wedreamed,butnobody thought it was gonna be Asbigas it was. Wesoldover130 million albums worldwide. Thenkindaoutofnowhere, it just stopped. Onceradioandm...
Don'tgiveup ! That's it. Keep it going. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Yeah! Pass it, brian. We need you, come on. 2006, i quit the group. Iwantedto just be a normal guy for a while. Ididn'tfeelinspired as much as i used to. I didn't love it. I didn't have the passion that i used to have, And therefore i left. Oh! Ihadthisideatog...
- Yeah, buddy. I'm so happy right now. Oh,mygod, you're so-- - Nicole got it, made for me. - That is hilarious. How dope is this shit? Come on, man, you know it's dope. Good,giveme aline. Give me a line. He doesn't say anything, like, the entire movie. Well, give me the look. You got to put the jacket on. Okay, wait, ...
We'realloldernow . So much has happened. We'veseenthebest and the worst of each other For20years. My whole mantra coming into this Is i just want to be proud of the music that we're making, And the shows that we're putting on and have a blast. Enjoy it. One,two,three-- Wedon'thavearecord deal. It's awesome. It'slike s...
We were told were to go. We were told what to do. We were told what to say. And now it's like, you know what? I do have a voice. I want to think for myself. I want to make music for me. Youknow,iwanttomakemusic for our fans. Iwantto make everybody happy. I'vebeenin thisband for more than half of my life. I am the first...
Itwasdefinitelybetterthan working at universal studios Or disney's back lot, you know, or mcdonalds, that's for sure. Ireallyhadthischoice between being a mouseketeer, $50,000 contract, or doing this thing with lou pearlman And the backstreet boys. Mymothergavemethechoice. I don't know why she left that decision Up to...
So maybe don't ask me. Hi, guys. I remember this area, though. I remember that church. It is down on this road, i'm telling you. Then we trust his memory and none of the old guys. Yeah, this is it. - Holy crap. - This is it. It is. We're here now. 26/42 We were busting our fucking ass in this warehouse here, Day in and...
Thevoicesarefive. They create a chemistry, a sound That is unlike any other. You just knew it, like this makes sense. This works. Our voices blend perfectly. Ithink i'm getting stronger. You know, i think i'm getting better. You know, i think you've helped me a lot Which has been good. You get this jaw working a little...
You know, we take it for granted, - Because it's just something that's given. - Right. And... and for me it's, um, It's not a given right now. It comes and goes. It's hard for me to talk about to be honest with you. Um... i try to... i try really hard to be optimistic about it, Um, but i'm faced with it every day. Um, ...
- 14. - Ooh! Lou pulled every resource he could with this And pulled as many strings as he could To get us to be as big as we could be. Hehadallthesethings Thata richbillionaire entrepreneur should have. We'rea bunchof youngguys that's like, Going into a frickin', like disney world. I mean, every time we all would hang...
Hi. Louwasbigpapa. He was like another father to a lot of us, Like kevin, especially. You know, because kevin was the only one, at that time, That didn't have a father. He allowed me to quit my two jobs and pursue my dream, And i'm very appreciative of that. Weallclaimtoknow everything about each other, Butthere'sstil...
And the grass is like-- Yea-Ea-Ea-Ea-H, ooh! I lived here until I left for florida in 1990. We lived in this house right over here. This is like where my dad, you know, Kind of spent his final days. When i was living in florida, My father had had a-- Was diagnosed with cancer, But they didn't tell me and they said He j...
And do what i was doing. He didn't want me to stay up here to watch him die. Uh... so anyway, i spent some time with him Went back home, got my stuff, moved back up here And shortly after he passed away, But my father's all over this place. Uh, great memories living here. Come on down this way. I used to come in here a...
Andjohnnywright was a road manager Forthenewkidsontheblock. Sohere'ssomebody that has experience. Andsaid, "i got this thing Thati wantyouguys to go out on-- Esmhighschooltours." High schools and middle schools all across america. Wehoppedon awinnebago With nobody knowing who the eff we were. I don't know if it makes ...
Shut up, shut up! And let us just do what we came to do, That's sing for you." I turned around, look at the guys, And they were giving me that look like deer in headlights. Like, holy- - Boop! We did every a cappela rendition of every song that we knew. Those guys shut up. The girls were kind of going crazy, Which was ...
I ate a muffin and i got heartburn. It was an unspoken bond that was created Because of lou. Youknow,nickand brian, Backintheday were inseparable. Imean,theywerelike the bopsy twins Whenitcameto, like, harmony and just being clowns Andpranksters. Ifeltlikenick was the little brother That,youknow, i never had. We'dalwa...
We'll catch up. Let's go. Welcome to tate's creek! - Keep it down, howie. - Okay, sorry. Welcome to kentucky. When i was doing wrestling, we'd have practice right here. My teammate he was on my back, We had to run these hills here, and it sucked, man. You'dgetsick and you'd vomit. You'dbelike... how do you run down the...
Goldsuit,purplesuit. Andi hadahorrible caesar haircut. Yep,youdid. - Brian: and curls. - You did. - It was bad, dude. We had a lot of good memories here. It was fun. Isay, that's really nice. Oh,okay. Goodshirt. How much are they? - $7 $7. All right. How you doing, sir? - I'm good. - It's good to see you. - You doin' ...
- Alto section. - Alto section. So i was-- Me, me, me, me. And he says, "okay, ladies, i want you all to be quiet." And then he said, "you, sir, you know, go!" And i sang it, and i was a nervous wreck, And he looks up at me and he said, "You can make a lot of money with that gift that you have." Like embrace it, you kn...
Why not? Yeah, you can. - Oh, dear god. - Oh, that's for-- Yougottago ,dude! Here you go, ready? Repeat. Well, that was fun. Ow. Itisveryimportant you guys work the stage, Connectingwith the audience, Because i think it's important For your 20th anniversary tour right? I'mjustsaying, commend yourselves 'Cause we're wor...
Listen to this, hold up a second, do it again. Nick, don't, don't, you're not helping. You're making it worse. Themusicwe weremaking in orlando was sub-Par. Itwasnotgood. So1995we finallygot a record deal Withjiverecords. The very first producers they set us up to work with Weredennizpop and max martin. They had a lot...
Because max and denniz had this sound Where it was like, a eh eh sound. Just this like eh... eh eh. His drums and his baseline, i mean, That shit was funky. Almost old school like parliament funk type sound. I dug it. I was excited. It had edge. It had balls, you know. I was like, "just put me on a song. I just want to...
So there was no room for boys like us. Johnnywrightsaid, "Ithinkyouguys should go to europe. There's this boy band kind of movement That's going over there." We show up in usa hockey jerseys like, "We're from america. We can save you." And it's like this huge arena. That's... packed. Ourtakewasthesebands are all lip sy...
Thatmeans "it's so good to see you." Howie b. That's me, that's me. If we wanted to communicate The international language of love, We had to learn some words really fast. That's "will you give me a blow-Job?" Wecouldnotgoanywhere, Couldnotgo out by yourself. Policeescortseverywhere, Evenifyoujust want to go out to din...
This has been a lifelong dream, and here i am Stillmakingmusic with the backstreet boys. You know, everything starts somewhere. I would say everything for me started right here. - Hey! - Oh, how are ya? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. My very first acting job when i was still going here Was at little palm. I did snow ...
With the accent? Okay. "Many moons ago in a far off place, Lived a handsome prince with a gloomy face, We did not have a bride. Oh, he sighed, alas, And he pined, alas, But alas, the prince couldn't find a lass Who would suit his mother's pride. For a princess is a delicate thing, Delicate and dainty as a dragon fly's...
The dainty thing. I totally remembered that now. It's never gonna go anywhere. He still says it to this day. How do you think i got my wife? By' 97, "we got it going on," "Quitplayinggames" Allbecamehugelysuccessful in canada. And then all of a sudden, It just kind of rained backstreet boys on the u.S. Fans call in, "p...
Someofus changedcars from honda civics to mercedes. You became a rock star. You were living that rock star lifestyle, you know. I'm still a teenager 18, 19, like living the dream, dude. I'm having a fucking blast! Don'tblockthedoor, please. I was gonna make me a cup of coffee. Whatifyou- -Whatifyou did that as a tag, L...
Buti mean,we 'renaive to think we could come here Inthreeweeks and cut an album. Yeah,i know. I felt like we we were going in circles. We were optimistic-- - I don't think we were naive. I never in a million years thought that was-- - You're optimistic. - Don't get me wrong, Guys, we're one week in and how many songs...
And bless this record, hallelujah. In christ's name we pray. Amen. - Amen. - Amen. Let's toast. Here's to another 20. Yep. And this is ours. - Howard. Whenthegroup first started, Iwasdoingalotmore of the leads. And little by little, when we got with max martin, Our sound changed, so throughout the years I really had a ...
That'showyoudo. That's howie d. At least my toes look somewhat presentable today. Normally, they're too long. I could fucking climb a tree. It's very embarrassing. Crap! Sorry. A.J.? ! I'm howie. I'm singing all the leads on everything for this record. It's gonna be a great record, don't worry. It's the best ever. He...
- Did you write that? - I did. Me and my dad. - Hoken howard-- - Hoke d. Howard. Hoke d- - I think i got a little crazy. I decided i wanted to do my autograph on everything. Well, that's crazy, i lived my whole life in this house. It's been a part of my life for 39 years. And to actually stay here with you. I know y...
So i got my first true experience Of having to kill a rabbit. Oh. I went after the one that was the meanest one, The one that i hated the most. He had like a snaggle tooth And i hated that black rabbit so much, I'm like, if i've got to kill one of these things, You're the one that's going, so i'm like trying to hit him...
And him growing up, that's what you did. You know, the animals-- What are you saying? I live in georgia. I ain't skinned a rabbit... yet. That'scrazy, though, man. Inthebeginning, Iwashanging out a lot with howie. I would come over and stay at his house here. - Which is kind of ironic-- - 'Cause you liked my niece. Tha...
I knew at that point, that's when i realized How powerful lou was. In the area, yeah. He doesn't have those connections anymore now. Uh, no. That's for sure. Around1995, i came off the road And lou said, "come here i want to show you something." He showed me a vhs tape of this group. Theydidn'thave a name at the time, ...
For allowing me and the fellas to remain at number one. By 1998, we'd sold millions of albums. We'd been touring nonstop. We'd been playing in stadiums, Yet, our bank accounts didn't... make sense. Lou'sexcuseswere, "i spent a million dollars To break you guys. I have to recoup that." Okay. "I am your manager. I get a ...
Wewerebeingtaken advantage of, And, you know, nobody was looking out for us. Nothingwasthesame after that meeting. Foranyof us . Wefiledthelawsuit and that was the beginning Oftheendofourrelationship with lou. In2007, lou was arrested Forrunningabig investment scheme, Oneofthebiggestponzi schemes in american history. ...
No,theydidn'tget him from here. They found him in freakin' indonesia somewhere. I don't really want to go in. Hi, kitty, kitty, kitty. Howie, get out of here. Come on, brian, come on. Want to go upstairs? - Want to? - Yeah. Which way, this way? Hey, lou, are you here? We're here, lou. Where's our money? Wow. I hate it...
Weeventuallyboughthim out . Itwassomethinglike 27 million dollars Thatwehadtopayhim, but to be rid of him Andtobe abletohave what we have now And that freedom and to not have potentially lost everything, Was it worth it? Yes, it was worth it. Backstreetboysreleased Theirsecondalbum "millennium" today. And,my,oh my , t...
"Thisisdope. This is great." Icangetany girliwant. That's all i care about. Icangetany girliwant. Iwasjustenjoying this momentum. Iwasenjoying this euphoria. Imean,it was- -Itwasunlike anything we had ever felt. Everything was going so fast. Itwaskindoflike a blur. Thewinneris-- - The backstreet boys! - The backstr...
Gotsomeperspective, got some inspiration, Andthengone into the studio. Inourrisetofame Ihadopenheartsurgery at 23 years old, Youknow,in 1998. We- - We didn't even, like, cancel tours. Itwasn'taboutme as a person in my health. Itdidn'tmatter what i did. Itdidn'tmatter which verse i sang. I like you already. My name's ...
So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off, you and me, we go cruisin', check out the local scene... - Dad-gum! - How'd that be, Tuhmater? - Cool! - Mater! What did I tell you about talkin' to the accused? To not to. Well, quit your yappin' and tow this delinquent road hazard to traffic court. Well, we'll t...
The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding. Show-off. - May Doc have mercy on your soul. - [Door banging] - [Gasping] - All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking' my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots! No, check that. I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on...
Ow! Oh! - Ka-chow! - Please! - I know. I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand. - [Rewing] - Agh! Ow! Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you? A little bit, but I'll be all right. OK. I'm gonna go talk to the judge. Do what you gotta do, baby. But listen. Be careful. F...
She just likes me for my body. You look great. You do something different with your side view mirrors? What do you want, Sally? [Sighing] Come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this. No. I know his type. Racecar. That's the last thing this town needs. OK, I didn't want to have to do this, Doc, but you ...
I'll go outta business and... we'll have to leave town. What's gonna happen if Flo leaves town and closes her station? - [All] Without gas, we're done for! - What? Don't you think the car responsible should fix our road? The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al! Lizzie, Big Al left like, 15 years ago. Then...
I'm hereby sentencing you to community service. You're gonna fix the road under my supervision. What? This place is crazy! I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees. What? We're gonna hitch you up to Bessie, and you're gonna pull her nice. You gotta be kidding me. You start there wh...
[Sputtering] No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Outta gas? How can I be outta gas? [Chuckling] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are. [Stuttering] But how did, how did... you? We siphoned your gas while you were passed out. - Ka-chow. - Ow, ow, ow, ow. - Gentlemen. - Sheriff. Hey, Sheriff. - Why here? - [Italian...
- Hey, what's wrong? My lucky sticker's all dirty. Ah, that ain't nothin'. I'll clean it for ya. - [Snorting, hacking] - No, no, no! That won't be necessary. Hey! Hey, big fella! Yeah, you in the red! I could use a little hose down. Help me wash this off. Where's he goin'? Oh, he's a little bit shy, and he hates you ...
I must scream it to the world! My excitement from the top of someplace very high! - Do you know many Ferraris? - No, no, no, no, no. They race on the European circuit. I'm in the Piston Cup! - [Lightning] What? - Luigi follow only the Ferraris. Is that what I think it is? [Sally] Customers. Customers! Customers, everyo...
- Ask for directions to the Interstate. There's no need to ask for directions. I know where we're going. He did the same thing on our trip to Shakopee. We were headed over there for the Crazy Days, and we... - OK. Really. We're just peachy, OK? - What you really need is the sweet taste of my homemade, organic fuel. N...
- You know, like a flame job. - No thanks... Maybe ghost flames! You like old school pinstripin'? Von Dutch style? - [Both gasp] - Oh, honey, look. Von Dutch. [Chuckling] OK, no. We're gonna be going now, OK? Ow! [Laughs] A little somethin' to remember us by, OK? - OK! - Come back soon, OK? I mean, you know where we ...
But listen. I'm Lightning McQueen, famous racecar. I'm being held against my will. I need you to call my team, so they can come rescue me and get me to California in time for me to win the Piston Cup. Understand? - [locks beeping] - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's the truth! I'm telling you! You gotta help me! ...
Ha-ha! Yeah! [Crowd shouting and cheering] [Girls chattering and giggling] Hey, McQueen... Eat your heart out. [Gasping] Oh! Let me get this straight. I can go when this road is done. That's the deal, right? - That's what they done did said. - OK. Outta my way. I got a road to finish. [Grunting and rewing] - He's done...
- Oh! - [Blubbering] Red. Who do you think you are? Look, Doc said when I finish, I could go. That was the deal. The deal was you fix the road, not make it worse. Now, scrape it off! Start over again. Hey, look, grandpa, I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a racecar. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Is that right? Then why don't we just have a li...
and no lollygaggin'. Speed. I'm speed. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer. [Luigi laughs] My friend Guido, he dream to give a real racecar a pit stop. - Peet stop! - Uh... [chuckles] The race is only one lap, guys. Uno lappo! Don't need any help. - I work solo mio. - Fine. Race your way. - No pit stoppo. Co...
Go! [Giggling] [Cheering] Huh? Doc... the flag means go. Remember the fl... Here we go. Go. Doc, what are you doing, man? Oh, dear. It would seem I'm off to a poor start. Well, better late than never. Come on, Mater. - Might need a little help. - Uh... OK. You got your tow cable? Well, yeah, I always got my tow cabl...
Was that floating' like a Cadillac or was that stinging' like a Beemer? - I'm confused. - [Chuckling] [Doc] You drive like you fix roads. Lousy! Have fun fishing', Mater. [Gasps] Ah! I'm startin' to think he knowed you was gonna crash! Thank you, Mater. Thank you. I can make a little turn on dirt. You think? No. And...
- [Tar splattering] - Oh, great! I hate it! - Hate, hate, hate, hate it! - [Chuckles] Music. Sweet music. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. [Lightning] Radiator Springs, a happy place! OK, Bessie, you think that's funny? Great! I'm talking to Bessie now! I'm talking to Bessie! Wow. [Mater] Mornin', Sally! Hey, lo...
Doc, look at this! Shoulda tossed him into the cactus a lot sooner, huh? Well, he ain't finished yet. Still got a long way to go. Guido, look at Luigi! This is fantastico! That looks like fun! Mater, I got dibs, next turn! Hey, Luigi, this new road makes your place look like a dump. That crazy old devil woman. [Sighs] ...
[Screaming] [Spitting] This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt. Oh, great. What do you want? You here to gloat? You don't have three-wheel brakes, so you got to pitch it hard, break it loose and then just drive it with the throttle. Give it too much, you'll be outta the dirt and into the tulips. So you're a judge, a do...
- [cactus crashing] [Screaming] Ow! Turn right to go left. Guess what. I tried it. You know what? This crazy thing happened... I went right! You keep talkin' to yourself, people'll think you're crazy. - Thanks for the tip. - What? I wasn't talkin' to you! - Oh, Guido, e bellissimo! - Che cosa? - It looks great! Th...
Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco. My Dinoco. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who's touching me? You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix. You make-a such a nice new road. You come to my shop. Luigi take-a good care of you. Even though you not a Ferrari. You buy four tires, I give you a full-a size spare - absolutely free! - Look...
Done. You interested, you call me. You know where I am. [Exhales deeply] Ah! Stop! Let me... Oh, Red, you missed a spot. See it right there? - No! No! - On the hood right there. Stop, stop! That's cold! Help! Please! Stop! - [Coughing, sputtering] - Thanks, Red. What was that for? - Do you want to stay at the Co...
Not with me there, but there in your own cozy cone. - And I'd be in my cone, and it's... - Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me. If you want to stay at the dirty impound, fine. - I understand you criminal types. - No, no, no, no. That's OK. - Yeah, the Cozy Cone. - [Sally] It's newly refurbished. [Lightning chuckles] ...
You know, I used to crash into her, just so I could spoke to her. - What are you talking about? - I don't know. Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight, 'cause I'm in charge of watching' you! No, Mater, I gotta finish this road, and I have to get out of here. Well, that's all right, Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt. You probab...
- [Honking loudly] - Oh! Oh... Oh! Oh... [mooing] [Gas sloshing, backfiring] [Laughing loudly] I swear, tractors is so dumb! I tell you what, buddy, it don't get much better than this. Yep, you're livin' the dream, Mater boy. - [Honking] - Oh! Oh! Oh... [mooing] [Gas sloshing, backfiring] [Laughing] I don't care w...
[All exclaiming and mooing] [All gurgling] [All backfiring] [Angry mooing] [Mooing] That's Frank. - [Bellowing angrily] - [Shouting] - [Mooing] - [Engine rewing] [Mater laughing] Run! - Here he comes, look out! - [Bellowing] [Laughing] Whoa! [Screaming] Run! He's gonna get ya! [Mater laughing] Oh! Customers! Oh! Ah, ...
Oh... - Gettin' cozy at the Cone, is we? - Oh, come... No. No, are you kidding? Besides, she can't stand me. And I don't like her, to be honest. Yeah, you probably right. Hey, look, there's Miss Sally! - Where, where? - [Laughing] - You're in love with Miss Sally. - No, I'm not. - [Mater] Yes, you do. - [Lightning] N...
- Will you stop that? - Stop what? Driving backwards. It's creeping me out. You're gonna wreck. Wreck? Shoot! I'm the world's best backwards driver! You just watch this right here, lover boy. Wee-hee! [Lightning] What are you doing? Watch out! Look out! Mater? Mater! - Mater! - [Laughing] Hey, take it easy, Mater!...
It's not just a race. We're talking about the Piston Cup! I've been dreaming about it my whole life! I'll be the first rookie in history ever to win it. And when I do, we're talkin' big new sponsor, with private helicopters. No more medicated bumper ointment. No more rusty old cars. What's wrong with rusty old cars? We...
Number one. Number one... Ah, number one! - Ah, this is nice. - Hey, Stickers. [Both scream] - I'm sorry. - You scared me. You gotta be careful. I scared myself scaring you scaring me. - I mean, I wasn't like scared scared. - No, of course not. No. - I was more... - I overheard you talkin' to Mater. When? Just now?...
Yeah, OK. - Did you mean that? - What? Was it just a "Yeah, OK", or "Yeah... OK" or "Yeah, o-OK"? Look, I'm exhausted. It's kinda been a long day. Yeah, OK. G'night. [Groans] Oh... Hey, thank you. What did you just say? You know, thanks for lettin' me stay here. It's nice to be out of the impound, and this is... It'...
Ah! - [Mooing loudly] - [Screaming] No! [Yelling loudly] [Mooing] - No! [gasping] - [Alarm beeping] I gotta get outta here! Hey, have you seen the Sheriff? Oh! Oh, my gosh. - Hey, what are you doin'? - Get a good peek, city boy? [Stuttering] I just need my daily gas ration from the Sheriff. Wait for him at Flo's. Get...
I didn't know you couldn't read. - You're the Hudson Hornet! - Wait at Flo's, like I told ya! Of course. I can't believe I didn't see it before. You're The Fabulous Hudson Hornet! You used to hold the record for most wins in a season. Oh, we gotta talk. - You gotta show me your tricks. Please. - I tried that. You wo...
- Not Doc Hudson. No, no, no, no, it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's The Fabulous Hudson Hornet! Fabulous? I never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean, have you ever seen him race? No, but I wish I could have. They say he was amazing! - He won three Piston Cups! - He did what in his cup? I think ...
Don't you big city racecars ever just take a drive? Ah... No. No, we don't. [Gas pump stops] Hey, Stickers! You comin' or what? [Flo] Mm-hm! - And you thought he was gonna run. - Hey, can you believe it, man? He actually thought Doc was a famous racecar! That's so too much! OK, you got me out here. Where are we goin...
Used to be the most popular stop on the mother road. This place? [Horns beeping] [Sally sighing] Yeah, imagine. Oh, imagine what it must have been like to stay here. You know, I don't get you. How does a Porsche wind up in a place like this? Well, it's really pretty simple. I was an attorney in LA livin' life in the fa...
- Oh. - Yep. - Corvette? - No. I fell in love with this. Whoa. Look at that. Look, they're drivin' right by. They don't even know what they're missing! [Sally] Well, it didn't used to be that way. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Forty years ago, that Interstate down there didn't exist. Really? [Sally] Yeah. Back then, cars came acr...
But one of these days we'll find a way to get it back on the map. Yeah. Hey, listen, thanks for the drive. I had a great time. It's kinda nice to slow down every once in a while. You're welcome. Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you, we was out smashing' mailboxes, OK? [Chuckling] Wha... what? [Rumbling] [Mooing] O...
You're not supposed to go wandering off all alone. What are you doin' with those old racing' tires? [Sighing heavily] Come on, Doc, drive. [Revs engine] Ah... Yeah. - Wow. - Huh? You're amazing! [Coughing] What are you doin'? Doc, wait! [Trucks mooing] Giddup right in there! Come on, Rusty. Doc, hold it! Seriously, yo...
Your big wreck in '54. They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. You know what they said? "You're history." Moved right on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just nev...
[Grunting] [Smacking] Ah... [Mater] He's done. He must've finished it while we was all sleeping'. Good riddance. He's gone? Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his. [Sniffing] - Oh, dude, are you crying? - No! I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second of the day anymore! I'm glad he's gone! [Blubbe...
[Laughing] I can't-a believe it! Four new tires! [Laughing] I can't-a believe it! Four new tires! Grazie, Mr. Lightning. Grazie! - Would you look at that! - [Luigi] Our first customer in years! I am filled with tears of ecstasy, for this is the most glorious day of my life! All right, Luigi, give me the best set of bl...
Better than a Ferrari, huh? Eh... No. Wow! This organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before? It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man. OK, I'll take a case. Ow! Eh! [Lightning yelps] - [Chuckles] - [Breathes in deeply] [Ramone] Ah....
[Purring] Ka-chow. You're gonna fit right in in California. My goodness. It looks like you've helped everybody in town. Yeah, everybody except one. - Hey, is it getting dark out? - What? What'd he say? Let me say that again. Is it getting dark out? Now, what was I supposed to do after that? [# The Chords: Sh-Boom] [...
- Of course, Mater. - Uh-uh-uh! [Mooing] ...and again and I said, "No." He asked me again, and I said, "No." But, oh, he was a persistent little bugger for a two-cylinder. Finally I said, "All right, one little drive." - Oh! - [Mater chuckling] - Hey! - Thanks, Mater. Good evenin', you two. Oh, Stanley, I wish you coul...
- Is it true you've been in rehab? - Did you have a nervous breakdown? - What? - McQueen's wearing whitewalls! - Your tires balding? [Sally] Stickers! - Was McQueen your prisoner? - Shoot, no! We're best buds! I ain't braggin' or nothin', but I was in charge of hunting' him down if he tried to escape. Sally! Sally! Wi...