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Eleven. Right. I'm married. I have a kid. That's great. —Congratulations. -Than ks. You? No. I've missed you. Yeah. That's a weird thing to say. I know. I'm sorry. Well, it doesn't matter. It's all water under the fucking bridge. The fucking bridge. Yeah. Well, I am sorry. I do think about you a lot. Yeah. I guess the...
Well, I understand. I mean, I could, I guess. I don't know. Jesus, Michael, it's been so fucking long. And you just call? Out of nowhere? I'm sorry. It was stupid. Everything's just screwed—up. I'm not thinking straight. There's something wrong with me. Well, where are you staying? The Fregoli. La-di-da, you're doin...
But I don't think you can tell. They matched it pretty well. Okay. I look forward to seeing you. Bye, Michael. Bye, Bella. Soak a towel, and place it in the space.. What is the meaning of this, may I ask? Mother, Godfrey loves me. He put me in the shower. What ever are you talking about? Godfrey loves me. Godfrey love...
Bella! You look great. Thank you. You, too. Have a seat. Please. It's really lovely to see you. Thanks. Let me get the waitress' attention. Excuse me. Excuse me. It's busier here than I would've thought. Hi. Do you know what you want? I... What are you having, Michael? A Belvedere martini with a twist. Same old Mic...
I see. Well, that sounds interesting. It's okay. My boss is a dick. I guess that fits right in with the teen pregnancy and the STDs. Do I look bad? I look bad, don't I? No, you look good. Why did you go, Michael? I don't know. I can't explain. Here we are. Two Belvedere martinis straight-up with twists. Thank you. T...
It's hard to explain. I've been running for a long time now. Running? We were special together. That's what I thought. Yeah. I agree. But things kind of shifted. But just like completely suddenly? I was so pissed at you. I was so fucking hurt. I didn't get out of bed for a year. Do you realise that? Jesus. I'm sorry. ...
Michael, you're freaking me out. I can't take being more freaked out right now. I'm sorry. I'm a mess. I'm just.. Do you want to maybe go up to my room for another drink? We could talk more privately. What? We're not going to fuck, Michael. I wasn't... I just.. I'm just really bloody lonely, and we had something. An...
Have a good fucking life, Michael. Love, Bella. Hello. May I help you? Hello there. I am looking for a toy for my son, Henry. Perhaps you've heard of him, he's a pirate. Oh, dear, this is not quite the store I expected. No, I suppose not those kind of toys. It's not my night. What's that behind you? That? That's an a...
No, it's super-fancy. Oh, my God. Is he cute? Jesus. Someone else. Where are my fucking pants? Fuck! Hello, miss? Shit. Shit! Yes? I'm sorry to bother you. I was just looking for my friend's room. —Not here. -I'm sorry. It's okay. Hi! Hello. Can I help you? I thought you were someone else. No, sorry. I thought you w...
Hi! Oh, my God! It's you. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you.. No. Not at all! Do you want to come in? I was just looking for someone. I think I've got the wrong... Who's there, Em? It's Mr Stone! Michael Stone! Really? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hello! Do I look awful? I was just taking my makeup off. Oh, my God. Don't loo...
I mean... I don't mean that in a weird way. Although... No, I'm kidding! I'm just.. Oh, my God. I was.. I was trying to find my friend. I thought this was his room. And.. Nope. Nope. Unless he's hiding under the bed! We think you're super-brilliant. We both read your book. Yay for your book! Thank you. Are you ladi...
Yick. No way. No way. Lisa, you're being nuts. Say, would you ladies like to get a drink at the bar, maybe? We could chat. Talk about phone system innovations. Yeah! I think we could manage that. Right, Lisa? Do you need to find your friend, though? No. Two beautiful ladies trumps my friend. Oh, my goodness. Thank ...
-Tessman? -Tessman Foods. We make packaged bakery items shipped all over the Midwest. Nibble-0's, Choco—bricks, Apple-Flats, Strawberry Trifles, Knick—Knacks, Scroochies? Yes. Yes. Splendid. I'm familiar. Brownie Balls, don't forget. Brownie Balls. Yeah, they're new. Hello again. What can I get you? Do you ladies k...
-Emily, stop! God! -Hey! Well, I like to drink. I do, too! But we do lots of other things. -We hike and bike ride. —Yeah. I love to read. Go to the movies. I'm pretty good at Scrabble. -Strip poker. -Emily! Have you two been friends long? Since junior high. I play the Jew's harp a little. I don't like to say "Jew's ...
Thanks. To us. Hurry, hurry. We're gonna miss the elevator. Go. Go, go, go! Emily, stop it. What floor are we, anyway? Ten. Are you sure? I think.. No, I want to press it! Darn it. Sorry. My hand just jumped. I love pressing the buttons. I'm sorry. You always get to press it, Lisa. Don't be greedy. I know. 'Cause I...
See, Em? It was nice getting to meet you ladies. It was an honour spending time with you. Thank you for all those mojitos! My pleasure. Yes, thank you kindly. Mojitos. Mojitos. What a funny word. You're welcome. Mojitos. Well, I go this way, so I'll say good night. Pooh. Yeah, pooh on you. Pooh,pooh,pooh. Good night,...
This is awkward. I'm going to the room, Lisa. I'll see you later maybe. Have fun. Em, I came here with you. I'm not going to just abandon you. Don't be an idiot, Lisa. He's gorgeous. Yeah, it's okay? Have fun. Good night. So, I'm over this way. Okay. -Have fun. -Good night. Jesus! Are you okay? I'm okay, I'm okay. It ...
—No, you're not. Would you like a drink? Yes, please. I would really like a drink. I don't think I can make an apple mojito. I can order one. No, that's okay. I'll just have a glass of wine, please. I'm glad to get you alone for a while. —Yeah? —Yeah. You don't like Emily? Everybody likes Emily. Emily's a prince. Ess. ...
May I kiss you there? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No. Oh, God. Sorry. You're not like a pervert or something? Like some weird version of a chubby chaser? No. I just don't understand why you would want to kiss me there. Because" Because I like you. Why? I mean, I'm not smart like Emily. And I'm ugly. You're a really smart ...
I don't know yet. It's just obvious to me that you are. I never went to college. I've never even made it past team leader in my department. Your voice is like magic. Really? Wow. Well, you know, I have been doing phone work for a really long time now, so I pride myself on sounding pleasant and professional, and having ...
It'd make me so happy to hear you sing. -You're being weird. -Please. It'll make me happy. I don't know. Okay, crazy man. Just a little. Okay, here goes. Don't laugh at me! I come home in the morning light My mother says when you gonna live your life right Oh, mother, dear we're not the fortunate ones And girls, they w...
Oh, girls just wanna Just wanna have fun Okay. That's it. Happy? That was so beautiful. No, it was.. Oh, my God, are those tears? It was beautiful. It's such a great song. "I want to be the one who walks in the sun." That describes so perfectly who I want to be. You're so sensitive, Michael. It's incredibly sweet. It'...
Sometime. I haven't been with anybody in eight years. Let's just lie together and you can tell me about your day. Yes. Okay. Well, Em picked me up at, like, 7:00 this morning so we could drive down here. We stopped at Starbucks and I got a Grande Mocha Frappuccino. Emily got a Grande Chai. I looked at the road atlas a...
They sing in Portuguese in Brazil, a little—known fact. It's kind of weird because it's the only country in South America where they sing in Portuguese. It's an anomaly, right? I learned that word in your book. I like that word. Anomaly. I like the way it sounds and I like what it means. I feel like an anomaly. Before...
-Sorry. It's okay. Just right there I'm a little ticklish. Okay. I won't touch you there. -No, you can. It's okay. -No. —lt's okay. —No, it's okay. Do you talk during sex? God! I don't know! It's been a long time. Do you want me to? Or not? I could do either. If you could. Or just, you know, make some noises. Noise...
-My hair. -Sorry. I'm sorry. -It's okay. I'm sorry. -It's okay. Maybe if we can just turn a little bit like this? Sure. -ls that better? -Much. Good. You feel so good. You do, too. What? You don't want that? No, I'm just.. I'm kind of shy about that, too. Don't be shy. It'll be good. I really want to. Ok3Y- Okay, g...
Better? Yes. Could you come up here, please? That was really nice. I don't want to lose you. I lose everyone. What do you mean? I don't know. It doesn't matter. Hello? Hello, Mr Stone? -Yes. -It's early. Who is it? Good morning, sir. My name is Lawrence Gill and I'm the General Manager of the hotel. Yes? I have a matt...
Lawrence Gill's office. May I help you? At 2:30 today. No, I'm sorry.. Hello, I'm here to see Mr Gill. Yes, of course, one moment. Mr Gill, a Mr. -Stone. —A Mr Stone is here to see you. Yes, sir. You can go right in. Thank you for coming, Mr Stone. It's over here. It's big, I know. They offered me 300 square on the fi...
Is there some problem? -No, sir. It's nothing like that. -What then? Nothing. Excuse me? It's just.. What? well.. Please, I have a conference to attend. Yes, of course. "Customer Service." And I've read your book myself. Hotel productivity up 90%. You and I are in the same business, really, when you come down to it. S...
I guess. I don't know what the hell you're getting at. Well, I.. I love you. Right, I'm leaving. No, no. Look. I've never talked to you like this before. It has not been appropriate. Perhaps it's not still, but I've been unable to contain myself this morning. I love you. And I want what's best for you. And if you nee...
Lisa. Lisa! Here's your breakfast, Mr Stone. Lisa! Lisa! Lisa! Yes? Oh, hello, Michael. Where.. Where is she, Emily? —She's not here. -Michael? -Lisa, let's go! -What? -Lisa, don't go with him. He's insane. -What's going on? I don't have the time to tell you. Just come! Where are you taking me? Em, what's going on? ...
I'm sorry. I had to get you away. You weren't safe. Safe from what? What are you talking about? They don't want us to be together. I think they'll kill you if they need to. -Michael? —They explained it to me. The hotel manager, he explained it to me. They're all one person and they love me. Everyone is one person, but...
My stuff. -We'll get new. Your wife and son. They don't exist. They're just them. -Michael? Michael? -Michael? Michael? -Michael? Michael? -Michael? Michael? Michael! You're having a nightmare or something. Oh, man. You were thrashing. You hit me in the face with your elbow. I'm sorry. It's okay. I kind of liked i...
Are you hungry? We could order breakfast. I have to get ready for this speech. Can I have scrambled eggs? Sure. I love eggs. Scrambled is my favourite egg style. What about yours? These eggs are delicious. They're scrambled perfectly. Do you want to try some? -No. Now here's what I'm thinking. -Yes? I want to be with ...
I don't want to. I love you. Okay. I don't know. It seems so big and.. Gosh, okay. Yeah, let's do it. Great! This is so great! Anomalisa. So, I'll call Donna and tell her. No, maybe I should go and see her, right? Yeah, that sounds right. I think that's such an important.. Could you not.. You're clicking your fork ...
You're being a little controlling, don't you think? -I don't mean to. I'm sorry. -No, that's okay. Good. I'm glad.. Please don't talk with food hanging out of your mouth. —Sorry. I'm a pig. 50W- -No. No, no, no. It's okay. So, will you live in Los Angeles, or do you need to stay in Ohio? I'm sorry. Hold on. I ca...
Nothing. The zoo sounds good. My stomach hurts. It feels empty. It's clenched. Well, eat some more waffle maybe? Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry. Darling. It's okay. I'm anxious about my speech, I suppose. Of course. Well, we'll have fun after. We don't have to go to the zoo. We can just hang out here. I have th...
I feel anxious, Michael. I feel something. Like you're different—acting. Me? No, no, no. Everything's fine. I'm just.. I know. I'm not great to look at in bright sunlight. No, you're very pretty. Ok3Y- So, we could maybe go out for a walk -and talk or something. -Yes. So I'll see you after? Of course. And.. Always re...
What is it to be alive? I don't know. Yes. "How do I talk to a customer?" How do I talk to a customer? These are the important questions for a customer service representative. What do I say? Do I smile while I'm on the phone? Well, they can tell if you're smiling even if they can't see you. Did you know that? Try it a...
It's like not being able to come. I need tears to tear me in two and let this nightmare escape, but.. Anyway, yes, don't forget to smile. It makes a person's day. And what does it cost you? A smile is free. This is not working. This is not working. This is not working. The world is falling apart. The president is a wa...
So, remember to smile. Remember there is someone out there for everyone. Someone to love. Remember every person you speak to needs love. Remember to... Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Slugger! What'd you bring me? -In the bag. —Let me look! Let me look! —He gets right to the point. —Yeah. Hi, honey. —Is this it? -Yup. -What ...
Nah, I don't get it. I don't get it. What are these words here? I don't know. It's in Japanese. Press some buttons. It moves. —What else did you get me? —Well, I didn't get you anything else.. Surprise! Jesus! That scared me! Welcome home, honey. It's a surprise party. I don't... Who are all these people? Michael,...
I don't know. What's semen, Mommy? It's just a liquid, Henry. lt's just a liquid. Michael, do you realise that we love you? Henry. Me. All of us here. Who are you, Donna? Who are you, really? For fuck's sake! I'm sorry, Henry. Mommy said a bad word. But for fuck's sake, Michael. I don't know who I am. I mean, who are y...
I'll stay here and listen to it till it's over. September 16th, 2005. Dear Michael, I 'm sorry to see you go, but I understand. Well, I don't understand, but I accept it. I 'm so glad we had this time together. I don 't think I ever felt love like this was. Maybe someday we'll meet again under better circumstances. Lov...
- What? - I've been keeping a secret about me and Chester. (LAUGHING) Girl... Whoo! I know what it is! You're breaking up with him! Thank God. Because honey, if he's gonna be cheating on you like that... Wait, wait, wait. What? You didn't know? How the fuck would I know? Girl, because everything that you've been hea...
I don't know, girl! - Give me your fucking phone! It was shut off. I had to cover your rent last month. I've been told you this was gonna happen. All men cheat. That's why they're called trade. Do them just as dirty as they do us. Out here it's all about our hustle, and that's it. What are you plotting? (HIP-HOP PLAYIN...
You know I'm an upper ho. - Sin-Dee. - Oh, hey, Alexandra. Girl, give me a hug. See you later, God bless. OK, I got you. Girl, calm the fuck down, it's not that serious. Not that serious my fucking ass, girl. I already told you, it's just a rumor. You don't know just yet if it's true. Bitch, I've been hearing shit in j...
Don't disappoint me. I will. I will be there. You want me to walk all the way to Vermont? - Mary's at 7:00. - OK. - Mary's at 7:00. Mary's at 7:00. - OK. (LAUGHING) I will be there, I promise. Now, I've got to deal with this bitch over here. She's getting on my fucking nerves. - You got any T on you? - No, I don't. A...
You must promise to me that there's not gonna be any drama. Because as soon as there's some drama, I'm out of there! I promise. I promise. Look at me in my eyes and promise! I promise no drama, Alexandra! Come on! SIN-DEE: What the fuck you two looking at? (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) Bitch, like I am clockable! You can't...
I mean when I walk into the room, it shouldn't always smell like homeless. And those socks, why are those socks so fucking black! That's not a pimp. What do you see in him? Why are you looking for him? Girl, you right! You right! It ain't his ass I should be worried about. It should be that bitch. She's the one tryin...
So how was it, bitch? Tell me the T! Did you get a lot of trade up in there or what? I want you guys to come to my show tonight. I am so excited about that! T was the night before Alexandra. Stunning goddess... 7:00pm sharp! Has any of you motherfuckers seen Chester? - No, not me. - Here we go again. Girl, she saw hiss...
- Why don't you just stop? - I don't know what else to say. - The only thing I can say is this. Get that motherfucker! SIN-DEE: Oh, girl. Another black boy on a board. They all think they are goddamn Lil Wayne. ALEXANDRA: I remember one Christmas, I was like six or seven, my family bought me the cutest little Barney ...
Shit. I'm from Oklahoma, and I am a Cherokee Indian. I got... I got a girl's name, Mia. But, it's a feminine name in English, but it's not in Cherokee. I was named like all Indian Cherokee babies are named. First thing the mother sees when the baby is born she names that fucking baby. So when I was born, my mama looke...
I don't give a shit. You do what you want to do. You're the driver. Remember, Sin-Dee. No drama! Yeah, no drama. (SPEAKING SPANISH) Hello. Hey, Mila, did you see Nash? That little negro. In the back. Girl. Nash! Hi, Nash! Girl, girl, it's Nash, girl! What's up, Sin-Dee. How are you doing? - I haven't seen you forev...
Her name is Dani. Something Dominique... Desiree... No, I ain't seen her, sorry. Well. Listen, Sin-Dee. It's good seeing you, but... No, no, no, no. You know where the fuck she is. So stop lying to me Nash. And tell me where the fuck she is... Sin-Dee, just calm down. I ain't seen nobody. This is a place for business...
I told you, I already told you! Bye! Girl! Alexandra, girl! Hold on! Just one more minute... Would you just go with your homeboy and get the fuck out of here? Oh, now you want to talk shit? I'm not going nowhere! - I don't know who... - Where are they? I don't support that pimping shit. I stay on my side of the busin...
Anybody have a fucking light? Do you have a light? Excuse me. Hey! Excuse me, hello! Do you have a light? Thank you. Fuck it! (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) (MUMBLING) There are girls at the Christmas party. On Olympic... So fucking, just fucking go there. Just go to... Take us to Olympic. Mexican, he is a Mexican. You ...
I'm burning. Who is gonna clean this? Who is gonna clean this? Just relax! It's Christmas Eve! Where is your Christmas spirit? It's Christmas... It's Christmas Eve! (VOMITING) Move! You fucking animals! (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) (STATION ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) - I wanna ride it! - He is gonna pay for it! Like a trick nig...
What do you need? You don't have a baby daddy though. - Bitch... - You better go get fight, honey. I was fucking your piece the other night. Tell him to run me those diapers, bitch. (ARGUING CONTINUES) Don't forget my performance at seven. - Oh, yeah. - That bitch looks two months pregnant. How she going to come out he...
- What kind of fun? I was thinking maybe BBBJ? I can suck your dick with a condom for 80. (SIGHS) I can give you everything I have. - Forty fucking dollars? - Oh, come on. - Are you serious? - Come on, come on. My family is driving me fucking crazy, I just gotta get off. - That's not any of my concern. - Okay, okay. Li...
Even when I see Chester, - I don't want to see Chester. - Oh, you don't do dope no more? So this is the fucking silver living line now? It's not the fucking food line. - You should ask Bob. - Who the fuck is Bob? The old man from the line. He is a regular with Chester's girls. Looks like Santa without a beard. I've bee...
- I'm Bob. - Come on. - Shut the fuck up. You're not even hard yet. I'm fucking hard. Shut up. Is that it? That's hard? Fuck off, fuck this. It's not fucking working. Okay but give me... Run me my shit. Just get the fuck out. Just get the fuck out. It's not working, okay. There is no deal. I'm not going anywhere unt...
Get the fuck... Give me my fucking keys. - Nope. - Not fucking funny goddamn it. Give me my fucking keys. Not fucking funny. You're not getting your fucking keys. - Give me... - You're not getting these... Get off, get... Get the fuck off me. - Give me them fucking keys. - No. What... You forget I got a dick, too. Co...
- Sure. She comes back, takes a piece of broccoli, eats it and was like... "Oh, I don't think I like this." And I'm like, "You haven't even eaten any food yet." So that was the beginning of it. - After lunch... - You stay with her, okay. I stay with her, we go outside. Next door, to the coffee shop. I get Thai iced tea...
Help me, Officer. Alexandra, Alexandra. It's enough, let him go. - What's going on? - This lady just attacked me. - He owes me fucking money. - Is it true? No, I don't even know her. I got out of my car and she attacked me. So a random woman just grabs you and attacks you. - Yes. - Yes. OFFICER: (OVER MEGAPHONE) Check ...
- So you didn't just park it - and come down - I just... I... Like ten minutes ago I was driving around. - I was on the phone. I realized... - I've seen it. You know what, sir? I shouldn't be talking and driving the car. That's it. That's it. Why does he owe you money? We made a business transaction. (LAUGHING) A ...
OK. Thank you girls. I'll see you there. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) No, no, no. (EXHALES) (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING) - Can I help you? - You working? - Are you a cop? - No, no. Get in. Make a right, right here on Las Palmas. I like right here. No. It's really busy on the streets today, so... Are you from around here...
What's your name? It's whatever you want it to be. - Yeah? - What... What can I help you with? You girls usually have some exotic names. Selena. - Yeah? - Yeah. Where you from? Does it really matter where I'm from? You new? New in town? I'm from Santa Clarita. Can we do some French, please? Here. Cool? Are these rea...
- Is it tucked? - What the fuck? - What the fuck is this? It's a pussy. Get the fuck out of my car. Give me my money. Where did you put my money? What the fuck is your problem, dude? Get the fuck out of my car. - That block you were hanging on? - What a waste of my time. That's not for pussies. Alright? You shouldn't ...
Hold on. Yeah? Chester has any girls here? Maybe. And who are you? Does Chester have any girls here? - Who the fuck are you? - Dana? - I'm not Dana - No, no, no. I'm looking for Dana. There ain't no Dana here. Dinah? Oh, shit! What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out! - Where's fucking Dinah? - Who cares? - Get...
- Where's she at? - Get the fuck out. She's in the bathroom! I'm sorry, guys! Dinah? Dinah? Fucking Dinah! Right here! In there! What? Hey! Hey! (ALL SCREAMING, YELLING) (YELLING) Who are you? What do you want? (SCREAMING) (PANTING) Oh, my God. Guys, shut the fuck up! Shut up! We have neighbors, alright? - I'm no...
Go! I better get a freebie next time! No! You're not getting a freebie, alright? Did you want me to call the cops? Yeah, genius. Let's get the whole precinct down here, you motherfucker! (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) You have the wrong person! What's your name? Dinah! Dinah, Dinah, Dinah, Dinah! (SCREAMING) ALEXANDRA: Raz...
ALEXANDRA: This is like the second time this month that this happened to me. I'm tired of being fucking nice to people. I've got some money for you. Don't worry, man. I think this is becoming our favorite spot. Yeah. - WOMAN: Hi. - Just the wash. (CAR WASH NOISE CONTINUES) (FAINT SCREAMING) DINAH: I don't know what'...
All of my favorite people are going to be there. Miss Sin-Dee. And Miss Dani.... Wait. Wait. Sin-Dee? Which Sin-Dee? Sin-Dee Rella. Looks like someone has a crush. Sin-Dee's back on the block? Oh, yeah. She's back. She's back and she's going hard. (DINAH SHRIEKS) - Come here! - Fuck you! See you later on tonight. ...
- (LAUGHTER) I don't gain or lose. You always weigh the same. Mom, I'm sorry. I spilled a little bit. Where are the fruits? Fruits. Coming right up. She loves that dog. (DOG WHIMPERING PLAYFULLY) She loves that dog very much. I don't like dogs. Maybe I'll get used to it. Everything requires getting used to. You'll ge...
Well, I came here to help with the child so they can work. That's the right thing to do. That's what grandmothers are for. So they can help take care of my sweetie pie. Ashken, she looks like you. No, she looks more like Razmik. Especially her smile. Come here, sweetie. Come and sit with Daddy. SIN-DEE: Come on! (HORN...
Yes, I know Chester! Why me? What did I do? You gotta get her the fuck out of here! Shut the fuck up! Where's Chester? I'm not leaving unless you tell me where he is... Calm down! He's at Donut Time! At Donut Time! Great! Hold on, hold on, hold on! Alright. When you see him, could you kinda not tell him that I'm t...
Chester's got a lot of motherfucking girlfriends and you are definitely not one of them! What the fuck do I look like? Like y'all niggas are going to Red Lobster and shit! Oh, this my boyfriend! You are so mad pathetic right now! You're like home like waiting for him to call and shit. That's sad. That's fucking sad. I...
- They'll be here. - Your fans are not here. Alright, Miss Crawford? You're going with me. You've got no fucking choice, OK? Is it a double date with Chester? 'Cause I would really fucking love that. Come on, we're buddies now. We're buddies. We suck the same cock. How much you cost? How much can I buy you for, huh? H...
I'm thinking I'm five minutes late, right? What did you do to her? Don't worry about her. You gotta go on stage. Come on! OK. Look. My friends are here. Come on. Just come on. How you doing? This one has one shoe! She's from the hills. She hillbilly. Come on, girl! (SPEAKING ARMENIAN) Merry Christmas. Good to see y...
Is that how you like it? Yeah. Sometimes. But not all the time. It don't have to always be like that. Let me do this. Yeah. Fix your face. Fix that mug. That's what everybody is looking at. - I need to get these eyebrows done. - Yes, you do. You know... Why did you bring her here? Fuck her. We ain't worried about...
And let me do what I need to do. SIN-DEE: Do you want my help or not? Your highlight's all fucked off, girl. You need to learn how to blend. Your chestnuts are roasting on the bottom of your chinny-chin-chin. ALEXANDRA: What exactly are you doing to my face? SIN-DEE: Trying to make you look better than what you looke...
Come on! Yo. That's my shit. It's my pipe. (SIZZLING) SIN-DEE: I can feel it. Oh, girl, hit her. Hit her. She's smoking' up. You gonna bring this bitch here, and now you smoking this shit! (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ALEXANDRA: Where the fuck is the red lip gloss? Girl, you seen it. I know you did. That's for real....
♪ Toyland ♪ ♪ Toyland ♪ ♪ Little girl ♪ ♪ and boy land ♪ ♪ While you dwell within it ♪ ♪ You are ever happy there ♪ ♪ Childhood's joyland ♪ ♪ Mystic, merry ♪ ♪ Toyland ♪ ♪ Once you pass its borders ♪ - Can I get you ladies something to drink? - Yes. (ALEXANDRA SINGING) ♪ You can ne'er return ♪ No, she broke. She ain't...
- Go Alexandra, girl! - Thank you, everyone. - Everybody clap! Clap! Clap for her! ALEXANDRA: Thank you. SIN-DEE: Girl, that's right. She did that. Yes! She did that. This next one is one of my favorites. I hope it's one of yours. Shit. I need some more of that shit, girl. Yeah, let's go. (SPEAKING ARMENIAN) I'm ...
I haven't made a penny today. I'm going to work for a few hours. It's Christmas and I have guests. It's okay, Mom. It's okay. You don't have to make money today. It's Christmas. What do you mean? If I don't make money, how do we live? - It's okay, Mom. - It's Christmas Eve. Christmas is for Americans. For us, it's ano...
Hey! It's that guy! - Bye! - Thank you so much. Okay. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) You did good, girl. You sound good tonight, girl. She sound good, right? She sound good, girl. Tell her she sound good. I mean... you did sing and you sang... Alright, I'm going to keep it real with you right now. This is not critical, this...
She's done. She left. She was with a friend and her name is Sin-Dee. Oh, the train wreck and the hot mess. Yeah. They left? What do you mean they left? Yeah, they're gone. The cool thing is though, I mean, look, you played in a club... you got people paying you to play in a club. I mean, that's pretty cool. What? You ...
If I don't talk about it, who will? Mother, stop. I'm not cleaning up. I'm going to bed. Come on. Come on, girl. We're here. Hey, look who's back. Hi, baby. - I don't have time for this shit. - Don't be a bitch about it. Yeah, you're cute. I love your sweater, your fake purse. What is wrong with you? Are you on som...
You know, you could have at least had the decency to come pick me up. Who the fuck am I gonna get to come pick you up? You know, I got Nash working on Vermont. I got Ty on the West Side, right? I mean I be running around taking care of business and shit, doing what I do all day. You know, running this shit. And then, f...
Hold on... Where the fuck are you going? Oh, what the fuck is this shit? - Fuck her! Fuck her now! Fuck her! - Come on, man. You wanna fuck her in front of everybody, right? (INDISTINCT ARGUMENT) Fuck her, come on! Fuck her! This is what you want? Alright, alright, alright! Twenty eight motherfucking days and you're...
- What's your name, son? - Karo. Karo, do you know Razmik? Which Razmik? Razmik Simonian. He is one of your drivers. Yes. Of course. I know him very well. I need you to take me to him right away. Please. Where do you think he might be? I am his mother-in-law. Oh. He should be around the West Hollywood area. I will ...
This thing busts in and drags me out by my hair, tries to beat my ass, then she took me to some boring-ass drag queen show. I ain't no motherfucking drag queen! I'm losing sympathy for you by the minute. Hold up. This motherfucking commotion, this is all that shit at The Grand was about? - This bullshit right here? - ...
You know, you piss me the fuck off sometimes, Chester! Hey, what's this say? This motherfucker don't say Dana, does it? It's Dinah! Alright, I don't give a fuck what her motherfucking name is, alright, but Boo... you have got to get ahold of yourself, okay? You be tripping. Alright? Hey look at me, look... Who's your ...
Before I got myself arrested? Actually you got me arrested when you asked me to hold your teener in my weave. You're like, 'Oh, Sin-Dee, the cops are coming, - why don't you hold my teener..." - Are you fucking serious? "I'll propose to you, we'll get married. It'll be a pretty thing!" Listen, listen, listen. I can't...
(SCOFFS) I'm learning English. - Mamasan, I like your hair. - Alright. What do you want? Hurry up. - Do you have watermelon flavor? - No. Don't you think we should be getting the Christmas donuts? I mean it's motherfucking Christmas Eve. Like, let's celebrate. Mamasan, does your husband ever cheat on you? - Who's gonn...
And? And I know I need a cheeseburger. Jesus fucking Christ. Here, this is your cheeseburger. And some French fries. Where is she? Give me that money back. Here, I'm gonna give you this. Where is she? She's at Donut Time. - Big spender. - Go fuck yourself. At the Long Beach Barbeque Festival, you said I was the only gi...
Not another word from you. You shut your fucking mouth. Twenty eight days and you mean to tell me nobody was taking care of you? Nobody? - Nobody. - Nobody? Nope. (SPEAKING ARMENIAN) Auntie, are you sure you want to keep looking? What was your name again? Karo. Karo, please don't waste my time. Take me to Razmik. Ches...
I'm her motherfucking fiancé. Bounce, motherfucker! You retired? I didn't know you retired. - Yes, she fucking retired. - Why didn't you tell me you retired? Maybe I am available. Maybe it'll be a freebie. - My cheating fiancé shouldn't mind. - Wait, wait, wait. Have you ever been to Santa Monica and Highland? Oh, I d...
SIN-DEE: I don't think she gots what you want, Ra-Ra. Nigga, come here. Let me talk to you. (SPEAKING ARMENIAN) There's his cab. Should I stop here? Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop right here. CHESTER: Cause I'm feeling fucking generous, I have motherfucking holiday spirit alright, nigga, I'm gonna get you Pinkberry. You e...