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How Trinity could really use a good cappuccino bar?
About death, actually.
Poor old Will had a good heart.
Too bad it crapped out on him.
Is that going to be your finding?
Heart attack?
Well, you examined the man, Dr. Crower.
You tell me.
Well, I'd say accidental drowning... possibly precipitated by a heart attack.
Y... |
Well, you would, too, if you were getting squeezed on all sides.
I mean, if it's not the government and the welfare cheats... it's the charity racket.
Well, I am genuinely baffled, Cec.
But if someone is soliciting under false pretences... we most definitely can't have that.
Right, Benji?
Well, okay.
I think it is a b... |
I told you people, I'm not interested in your cause, whatever it is.
Now, Mr. Perkins, we understand.
Everyone's trying to put the touch on you, I'm sure.
I mean, if it's not crippled children... it's cirrhosis of the liver or, what, save the Eskimos?
So I tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got you down as a Gold Shie... |
You stupid hick.
Look, relax, fellow.
I said I was sorry.
You certainly are.
You're the sorriest cracker I've ever seen.
Somebody call the Sheriff!
What, is that too much to ask?
Sheriff?
You don't want no Sheriff.
Would somebody please call the Sheriff?
Eddie.
Get out of here.
Sir.
Give you a hand?
It's okay, I'm h... |
I want you to wait here a minute.
Cecil, you look terrible.
Took a spill, that's all.
I'm fine.
Was this the same outfit that had a run-in with my deputy?
Run-in?
Your deputy got run over, more like it.
I'll put them in a lineup, you point the finger.
End of story, Cecil.
And I would expect nothing less.
I mean, that ... |
You know, you can't have it both ways, Ben.
When I do something, I get your conscience in my face... and when I don't, everybody's complaining.
So I think I'll just take a little vacation.
See how the trains run then.
If you're doing this to make a point, you've made it.
Good.
Then if you don't mind, I think I'll go t... |
Yeah?
So what's your point?
But what was with that phony bathtub drowning?
You testing the waters with old Will Hawkins?
Your message was good, but your technique's a little heavy-handed.
How would have handled it there, Sheriff?
Well, maybe what I'm saying is... you boys did me a favor.
And you covered yourselves pre... |
No, I better not do that.
Who'd look after Dr. Matt?
He's a big boy.
Anyhow, they'll go away soon enough.
What'd you do, you bribe them?
What makes you say that?
You didn't arrest them, so I figure they's okay with you.
Son, they are not okay with me, but I don't want to get into it with you.
Now, you stay out of these... |
You a curious kid?
Get out of my room.
You know what curiosity did, kid.
Killed the cat.
I'm going to yell for Dr. Matt.
Then you are going to have a dead Dr. Matt.
You took our money, didn't you, boy?
Didn't you?
No.
Stealing is a crime, boy.
We're going to have to call Sheriff Buck.
Merly.
What's that?
Okay, you're... |
There's a lot more where this came from.
Come on.
Have a seat back there.
Watch your head, now.
Hey...
Open up the door.
I can't be cooped up.
I'm claustrophobic.
I'm sure those were old Will Hawkins thoughts... as he was held under in his tub.
Who said I did it?
Well, you just did, dummy.
I did not.
Did, too.
I did no... |
It's dark.
Cold metal touches your skin.
You're trying to scare me.
And you can hardly breathe.
You can't move.
Then they pull a black hood down over your face... blocking out all the light.
And then... you just wait, and wait... and wait.
That's right.
You settle down for a nice long nap.
We got a big day tomorrow.
Fr... |
"Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
"Give us this day our daily bread.
"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
"Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. "
How long are we supposed to wait around for him?
He's a partner, Lowell.
We don't run out on partners, oka... |
Did I give you a good story?
Yeah, you did real good, Caleb.
Thanks.
Now, will you do something for me?
Sure.
I want you to go to my house, and I want you to wait for me right there, okay?
Why?
Just do as I say.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
Now, run.
Hurry.
Need a room?
Not that I run this place... but I'm sure ... |
You and your friends are the talk of the town.
We're all real impressed with your work.
Is that so?
Well, Will Hawkins he never really did fit in.
He was too independent.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, come on, Earl.
You know, one man can't run a whole county all by himself.
You know, the Sheriff needs ... |
This is where they scream for me.
Are you going to scream for me?
No.
But you are.
These things have a thousand uses.
Hate to interrupt, but that man was about to break the law.
I didn't need your help.
I don't want to tell you how to do your job.
You being a big city reporter, and all.
The next time you need dirt on ... |
But...
But what?
They're not here.
Now, look, I paid you the money.
Now, let them go.
And I told you, we ain't got them.
They escaped.
You're lying.
They completely fooled us country folk.
We thought we had them dead to rights... but they tunneled out of here just like Steve McQueen.
They're probably in Switzerland ... |
And there's nothing you can do about it.
You want to know why?
Because your big brother ain't here to protect you.
Oh-oh.
Okay.
Assaulting an officer's a felony in South Carolina.
Better close up that tunnel, Ben.
I'm way ahead of you, Sheriff.
Right this way, Mr. Dipwad.
I will.
I'd love to.
Thank you, ma'am.
No, to... |
Okay, get his shirt off.
Start CPR.
Our boy going to make it?
No thanks to you.
I got him here as soon as I could.
I'll bet you did.
One milligram M.P.I.V.
Come on.
Don't you die on me.
Tell me, Harvard, would you qualify asphyxiation... as a painful death?
You could do worse.
That's good.
Keep that regular.
That's go... |
And you call us heavy-handed.
That's unfair, Barrett.
I was a regular old, one-man suicide hotline.
What are you doing, man?
Offering you a second chance.
Little piece of the American dream.
Now, your presence here has damn near soiled my reputation... and I do believe that you owe me.
Okay.
What do you want?
Well, w... |
That's why we should've gone north.
Just drive, Lowell.
Where we going?
Up ahead.
Not too far.
This'll do.
Park across both lanes.
We'll be in the middle of the road.
That's why they call it a "roadblock", Ben.
Something bothering you?
What are we doing out here, Lucas?
Perfecting justice.
Barrett.
Mmm-hmm.
Barrett, m... |
Where's your brother?
Come on.
Why don't you give me a hand?
You let me think on that.
Now, where do you think you're going?
Don't be in such a rush, Barrett.
There's a fellow over there, could use a little brotherly love.
Barrett, meet Lowell.
Lowell, meet Barrett.
Highway safety is half the job, fellows.
I don't thin... |
What hurts more, your conscience or your ribcage?
And we're giving them a wrist for a rib.
It's almost biblical.
Look, it's a skinhead.
A skinhead reject, you mean.
They probably threw him out 'cause of his daddy.
Shut up, Stevie Ray.
It's not his fault... it's his gene pool.
Yeah, the dead pool.
Ever see Curse of the... |
We'll get you, Ray!
Someone's at the door.
Someone's at the door.
No!
In my town, the American dream is still a reality.
'Course, you have to know who's boss.
That's Sheriff Lucas Buck, that's Buck with a "b."
For those who follow my lead, life can be a paradise.
It's impressive to see you doing your job, Lucas.
But fo... |
Care to place your bets?
God, have I missed you, Christie.
Our offices were next to each other in Charleston.
We used to go over each other's stories...
I know, we used to keep the jock scribblers in line.
We did.
You miss the city?
All that excitement?
No.
- Why not?
I would.
- All right, so maybe a little.
She just ... |
- Caleb, it's time to get ready for school.
- Yes, ma'am, in a minute.
- Hey.
- It's not fair.
What's not fair?
How only some people get to be happy.
'Cause that's just the way it is.
Well, it shouldn't be.
We ought to have had our share of joy.
We should be able to sit on the porch... and eat fruit on a nice summer da... |
- My interpretation of a flower, ma'am.
Well, I didn't ask for an interpretation, Caleb.
I asked for you to paint what you see.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
I love your flower, Caleb.
Is that you, Merly?
Give me that.
It's me!
I know how to do it.
How?
Do what?
What do you know how to do?
I'm coming back, Caleb.
Who... |
Anything you say, boss.
Pathetic, right?
- What are you doing here?
- Just catching the rays... trying to get rid of my anemic looks, contemplating my next move.
Where you moving, Ray?
Skid row?
You wish.
No, I'm headed right on down that road.
Right on out of here.
Soon as...
Soon as what?
You rob another convenience... |
This has just been one big mistake."
You're gonna work it out.
It's gonna be fine.
Oh, God.
And you know what else I decided?
I am not doing any of that huffing and puffing stuff.
I'm gonna get the biggest shot of dope in all of Charleston, when the time comes.
You trust me.
- I have never seen you so happy.
- I am.
I... |
Christie?
Okay.
Easy.
Something happened, Gail.
Something is wrong.
It's me, Caleb.
Go ahead.
I did it, Caleb.
I told you I would.
Merly.
Taking a trip is never easy.
They said they were sure they were gonna find my stuff.
They don't think it was stolen, just put on the wrong bus, is all.
And your money was in the lugg... |
Nothing wrong with eating, man.
Where is your mama?
Back home.
Is that back home, South Carolina?
It's back home, Georgia, if you must know.
Caleb, you're real quiet this morning.
- Just enjoying myself.
- That's the idea, man.
Yeah, and why not?
Today's gonna be a wonderful day.
Come on, Caleb, let's go have some fun.... |
'Cause we never got to do it before.
You know, grass stains and shouting.
The good kind, you know.
Not yelling.
You won't get very far without these.
I guess that is why they call it a rowboat.
Now what?
Now you row.
No.
You row.
Okay.
Hey!
- You're the boy from the trestle.
- I am?
Yes, you are.
I'm Ray.
Like a ray of... |
I'm getting some ominous signs in the baby's heart rate.
What are you talking about?
The results from the ultrasound are pretty conclusive.
I don't care.
That's just a piece of hardware.
My baby girl, her heart is beating inside me.
- There's also the fetal heart monitor.
- She's alive.
So, what else are we talking abo... |
- What's his problem?
- Well, he's just a bit jealous.
Why, has he got a crush on you, too?
He just wants me to spend all my time here with him.
- How much time you got here?
- Well, that depends.
- On what?
- Tonight.
All right.
So, say tonight's the last night we have.
Your only night on earth.
What would you do?
- E... |
I love this!
Go for it!
Damn!
Pull it over.
And what's your name, darling?
- Halle Monroe.
- Monroe?
Monroe of the Goat Town Monroes?
Pervis' little girl?
No.
Good answer, Pervis don't have a girl.
- I'm from Atlanta.
- Atlanta.
Man, I've always wanted to go to Atlanta.
Walk down that big old main street.
What's that c... |
No harm in that, Miss Monroe.
What are you in her face for, Sheriff.
She didn't do...
- You wait in the car.
- Halle...
Don't you worry about her.
She's with me now.
Long as you're telling the truth, you got nothing to fear, miss.
Unless you're lying to me.
About what?
About who you really are.
Don't you worry about R... |
- I'm not a criminal!
- I'm not a criminal!
I'm a human being!
- I'm not a criminal!
- You're a criminal, if I say you are, Ray.
I can plant any of this on you at any time... and then you will be leaving Trinity.
But it won't be for the life of the open road, no, sir.
It'll be for 25 to life with some really unpleasan... |
That means you could go into seizure anytime.
- God, what?
- Start a mag drip.
Wait a second, wait.
What are you gonna do?
It's your call.
Either an emergency cesarean, or we can try it naturally.
- Which one's more dangerous?
- Everything's dangerous.
You think I'm carrying a corpse in me...
But I'm not.
I swear to yo... |
Seems to me it wasn't too loyal of her to ditch you like that... down by the rowboats.
- How'd you know about all that?
- I know everything.
That's my job.
And I tell you what, I think that girl's pulling your string.
I don't know what that means.
You will.
- You're an honest man, aren't you, Caleb?
- Yes, sir, most of... |
What's the matter with you, Caleb?
Open your eyes.
Can't you see?
- You should stay away from me.
- This isn't about you.
Please.
He's trying to poison you against me.
That's what he does.
His power comes from spoiling things.
No!
No!
No!
This is my first real date.
Can you believe that?
Well, better late than never... |
Trust me.
You're so amazing.
Why?
Everything pleases you.
Everything astonishes you.
Yeah, everything should.
I love my rose.
- Thank you.
- It's just a rose.
- Tell me something about yourself.
- Like what?
I don't know.
Tell me some facts.
What's your family like?
You want to go to college?
- Are you in college?
- Fa... |
But you like it, don't you?
I like you.
My, my.
What's wrong?
Sometimes I just don't understand the ways of this universe.
You wanna believe all is right and balanced and then...
Poor woman.
Who?
Gail's friend Christie.
She's not doing well tonight.
- What happened?
- Her baby might be dead.
- She already had her baby?... |
- I need to put behind me, Halle.
- Me, too.
- Then meet me later.
- Come on, we'll blow out of here together.
Blaze of glory, right?
Come on.
Okay.
Okay, where?
Johnson's Bridge.
At midnight, okay?
Okay.
You're doing fine.
Just keep focusing.
Keep breathing deeply.
Keep breathing.
Christie, you okay?
- Caleb, what are... |
Then just give me the short strokes, lover-boy.
Look, I told you nothing happened.
What's all this, then?
It's nothing.
I just thought, maybe tomorrow I'll make some headway.
Maybe?
- I didn't pay you for maybe, Ray.
- I know, but...
No buts, either.
- So, what's the plan?
- Pick her up at the boarding house...
- ride ... |
Nothing but crickets, tree frogs...
Good.
Now, clean it off.
Give me that shovel.
Blessed Father, please, forgive me for everything I have ever done.
I'm sorry.
Cut it out, will you?
You're such a drama queen.
Break those hinges.
- Why?
- You'll see.
Oh, my God.
Now open it up.
Imagine waking up next to that every mor... |
Please, Merly.
- What's wrong with you?
- I'm in love, Caleb.
Save your breath for the next contraction.
Save your breath.
Just keep panting, keep panting.
Breathe.
Pitocin drip to help you push the baby out, okay?
Is there a heartbeat?
Is her heart still beating?
Check her pressure, have the C-section team standing b... |
Please be alive.
Please be alive.
There you go, Christie.
You're doing good.
Please.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
- No, wait.
I can't, I have to go.
- No, you can't go!
I have to go, let me go.
- No, you can't go!
- I have to.
Let me go!
- No!
- I have to, it ain't right.
No!
So, here we are.
Stay with me, Christie.
Stay with... |
Murder me again, Lucas.
Someone's at the door.
Yes, darling.
We won't have to worry about that no more.
Such tenderness.
Mercy killing?
Isn't that what you told your deputy?
- You'd had a miserable life.
- I know I did.
But now I'm not gonna let you ruin that for me again.
You don't understand me, Merly Ann.
I'm not g... |
Okay, I see the head, I see the head.
Come on, here we go.
Is she gonna live?
Is she gonna live?
Please, God.
- Come on.
- Oh, yes!
Here we go.
Okay, I see the head.
Merlyn!
- Is she alive?
- Suction.
Is she?
You can't.
Yes, I can.
Come on!
Come on, baby, breathe.
Come on, come on.
Is she alive?
Is she alive?
Tell me.... |
Has loved me-e-e
Ooo-oh
Loving you is some kind of wonderful
Because you �ve shown me just how much you care
You �ve given me the thrill of a lifetime
And made me believe you �ve got more thrills to spare, oh
This will be You and me
Yessiree Eternally
Huggin � and squeezing � and kissin � and pleasing �
Together foreve... |
Milwaukee.
It �s amazing how exotic Wisconsin... isn �t.
But my favorite memories were the stories... that he would tell me about my mom.
He would take me to the church where they got married... and I �d beg him to tell me more about the ceremony... and about my crazy Uncle Irwin... who fell asleep in the macaroni and ... |
Nature of claim:
Christmas tree through window.
H-How am I gonna put that on my insurance?
They �re still pissed... about the fire we had when Joe Jr. barbecued in the stairwell.
- l missed that one.
- Oh, great sausage.
- Look, l-l �ll pay for this.
- That �s okay, Lucy.
My brother Julie �s in the glass business.
Oh.... |
- What �s that?
- Mustard.
Coke.
- Lucy!
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.
- Hi, Jerry.
- l �m glad to find you here.
- l was hoping you �d find me in Bermuda.
Bermuda?
Oh, that �s good.
I am recommending you for Employee of the Month.
The usual.
- Really?
I didn �t know there was an employee of the month.
- Oh, yeah.
"Supervisor J... |
- lt stinks, Jerry.
- l know it isn �t fair, and I can �t make you do it.
But, Lucy, you �re the only one--
Without family.
Merry Merry Christmas
Christmas everywhere
Merry Merry Christmas
Christmas in the air
Christmas in Chicago
New York too
Way down in New Orleans
And right here with you
Merry Merry Christmas
- Sant... |
- Look, I don �t want any trouble.
Oh!
- Shit!
Let �s go!
Let �s go!
Let �s go!
Somebody help me, please!
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Are you okay?
Can, can you get up?
God, sir, this is not good.
Oh, god, mister, um, can you--
Are you breathing?
Oh, god, you smell good!
Please wake up.
Please.
Please.
Oh, god.
Can you wake ... |
Oh, god!
Hi.
-All right, bring him down here.
-Bring him through here.
-l need a doctor here.
Dr. Stevens.
Dr. Jessica Stevens.
Hi, um, excuse me.
About two seconds ago, a guy--
- A man was brought in.
l-l, I don �t know it.
- All right.
What �s his name?
- l need to know his name.
You don �t know his name?
- He �s r... |
- Dr. Memrack, l.C.U. West.
- Come on, come with me.
Over here.
- Let him hear your voice, hon.
- Okay.
Hi.
Um--
Everything is gonna be okay.
I know it.
- lt �s gonna be fine.
- Excuse me. ls that the woman that saved his life?
- Yeah.
- Whoa.
It gets even better than that.
She �s his fiancee.
Excuse me, ma �am. I �m ... |
How is he?
- How depressing!
- You can �t come bursting into this unit!
- He �ll be all right, right?
-Right?
-What happened?
What �s going on?
-He �s in a coma.
- On Christmas day.
- Jesus!
- His vital signs are strong.
His brain waves are good.
- Brain waves.
- l think he �s gonna get through this.
- Are you a speci... |
Please.
- He should �ve told us.
- Maybe he was busy.
- Too busy to tell his own mother he �s getting married?
- No, no, no, don �t yell at him.
- l �m not yelling at him.
If only Jack were here.
- Grandma?
- ls she okay?
She �s got a little heart problem.
She �s had three attacks already.
- They weren �t attacks.
They... |
We haven �t... seen him for a long time, so we didn �t know.
I always wanted him to find a nice girl.
I �m so glad he found you.
Oh, Peter.
- What-
- Why did you say that?
I �m not his fiancee.
- Say what?
- Why did you tell me that you were?
- l �m not engaged. I �ve never even spoken to the guy.
What?
Well, down-- d... |
Why don �t you come with me.
I �ll take you down there.
So, tell us how you met Peter?
Ma, she doesn �t wanna talk about that now, okay?
Why not?
We could all use a nice story.
- How do you know it was nice?
- Of course it was nice.
Why shouldn �t it be nice?
What about that other girl?
What �s her name?
The one he ... |
We saw each other, and, um... he, uh, smiled.
And--
And I knew that...
my life would never be the same.
So--
Tomorrow night, 8:00.
What?
I got ice Capades.
I know a guy.
Huh.
Hi.
Um-- Bet you �re wondering... what I �m doing here in the middle of the night, huh?
Well, l-l thought I should introduce myself.
My name �s L... |
�Cause, you know, I have, I have, I have a cat.
I have an apartment, um--
Sole possession of the remote control.
That �s very important.
It �s just... I never met anybody that I could laugh with, you know?
D--
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah, I bet you don �t.
You �re probably too sensible for that.
Or ha... |
- Yeah.
Well, I, I have to go, so it was great to see you guys again.
- Tell her.
Go on, tell her.
- Yeah.
We didn �t get to, uh, celebrate Christmas, so, uh, it would be nice if you could join us.
Oh, um-
- Oh, l-l-l would love to, but I, I can �t.
- Jack �s gonna be there.
- That �s right.
You haven �t met Jack yet.... |
- Ma �am?
Excuse me, ma �am.
- What?
What is this?
I �m sorry, Mrs. Callaghan.
These are your husband �s things.
- He �s not my husband!
- l �m sorry.
Your fiancee.
Uh, you �re Peter �s fiancee?
- Okay.
- Dalton Clark.
Colleague of Peter �s at Lubel, Parker, Jacobs and Fink.
- l have to go now.
- Oh, he �s a great g... |
And if I tell her the truth, she �s gonna have a heart attack, and she �s gonna die, and it �s gonna be on my head.
Well, then, go along with it.
And when Peter comes out of the coma, the family �ll be so happy they won �t care that you lied to them.
They �ll probably even thank you for it.
Just mustard!
- Okay.
What ... |
- Listen-
- You want one?
That �s good.
Here, sit down.
-They don �t bother you, do they?
-Uh, no, no, I �m fine.
Did you know that I was Peter �s godfather?
Really?
l-l thought you had to be Catholic for that.
- Ox fudged it over.
- Oh.
He donated 50 folding chairs to Father Shea �s bingo night.
You know, being a god... |
- You �re good friends?
- The best!
Lucy, the Callaghans, well, they took me in as part of their family.
I �d never let anyone hurt them.
Neither would I.
I believe you wouldn �t.
Lucy?
You came?
Hi, Saul.
Oh, this is great!
Hey, come on in, you two. lt �s freezing � out here.
Elsie made her eggnog.
- Word to the wi... |
- Oh, yeah, the squirrels.
- Eggnog everyone.
Ma, where are you?
I �m serving your eggnog.
I �m getting my camera.
- Come on, everybody.
Get close to the tree.
- Oh, Christmas pictures.
- Lucy, come on.
- Come on, Lucy.
- Come on, let �s go.
Let �s go.
l-l don �t want-- l-l--
Watch the birdie.
- Oh, Ma, take it again.... |
- Open it.
- What is that?
- Turn �em over.
- Pierced?
Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my god!
Thank you.
Thank you.
- We �ll go to Walmart on Monday.
Don �t thank me. lf it was up to me, I would �ve gotten you a Barbie.
- Oh, did you like that?
- More presents.
Oh, boy.
- lsn �t that wonderful?
- We hit the jackpot.
- Ma... |
- Happy golden days of yore
- Seven bow ties, I bet.
- Aw, you shouldn �t have.
- She made these.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more
- Oh, the gold watch!
I love it!
- Someday soon we all be together
- Oh, sweetheart, it �s so expensive.
- Hey, from Louie.
I got another bow tie.
- lf the... |
This is Callaghan.
Leave a message... and I �ll get back to you.
Ciao.
Hi, it �s Ashley.
Ah, Lisbon is absolutely gorgeous.
But I �m cutting my trip short because I have been doing a lot of thinking, and--
What the hey?
I will marry you.
- Jack!
Hey, buddy!
Whoa!
- Hey.
Shh.
Jack.
Don �t wake Lucy.
Who-
- Who �s Lu... |
Oh, you scared me.
- Sorry.
- Um, good morning, Jack.
Um, I guess I don �t remember meeting you.
Well, it �s probably because we �ve never met.
That might have something to do with it.
Ooh.
Cab.
I have to go.
I �m really-- l �m really late �cause I have to go.
But, um, l-- lt was nice to meet you, Jack.
So, good-bye... |
You �d think if Peter were getting married,
- We ask this through Christ our Lord.
- he would have announced it in the Tribune.
- We read the Sun Times.
Amen.
- Amen.
- So why did she sneak out this morning?
- She has a job.
I like Mass better in Latin.
It �s nicer when you don �t know what they �re saying.
- Did you ... |
- Who made you the Pope?
- Ox!
- How did Joe Kelly get to be a lector?
- He takes marijuana.
- Amen.
- Hi, Luce.
- Hi, Lucy.
Hi, Lucy.
Come on, you stupid wing nut!
Oh, your mother �s--
Excuse me?
Do you live here?
Live here?
I own this place.
Oh, great.
Um--
Well, then you would know the woman that lives in 201.
Know... |
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, honey.
Where are you--
Oh, I �m so sorry.
- Nice shot.
- Oh, um-- l �ll get you some ice.
I �m sorry. I wasn �t expecting anybody.
- Hey, how �d you get in here?
- Um-
- Oh.
Uh... key?
Key?
Oh, you stay here a lot, huh?
Oh, you know, feed the cat.
Peter doesn ... |
Bye-bye.
Um, that was the hospital.
They say it �s customary... for friends and family to come down and give blood.
Let �s go together.
You know what?
I think maybe we should take your truck.
Oh, no.
We oughta take Peter �s car.
- Okay.
- You know where it �s parked, don �t you?
Oh, yeah, I, uh-- Yeah.
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
... |
- Oh, I got it. I got it.
I got it.
Ooh.
What the hell he �s got a TV for?
He �s in a coma, for Christ �s sake!
Ox, shh.
He might hear you, you know.
Then get him a radio.
- Maybe he �d like us to sing to him.
- Maybe Lucy knows his favorite song.
- "Puff, the Magic Dragon." - "Dragon."
- Oh.
- "Dragon."
- Huh?
- Whi... |
- He �s--
Joe Fusco.
Joe-
- Joe Jr.
Mm-hmm, that �s right.
Mr. Joe Fusco, Jr.
He said that you were intimate.
Yeah, well, he also said he invented aluminum foil.
He �s delusional.
He was very lucid when I talked to him.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
- Ma, you okay?
- You see what you did?
- What did I do?
- Now, if she wanted ... |
Eww!
Well, look at the bright side.
He �s got more room in his Jockey shorts.
Ma!
- Who is it?
- What gives?
- You stood me up.
- For what?
- Our date.
- What date?
To the ice Capades.
I had to eat your ticket.
I never said I would go on a date with you.
- Yes you did.
Yes you did!
- No, I didn �t.
No, I didn �t!
- D... |
- Hey, get in the closet.
- Not a word.
- Nice panties.
Hey.
I like boxer shorts, but, uh, I �ll try these, eh--
- Sorry.
- Have you got company?
- No.
TV. lt �s on... next door.
- Oh.
Um... you, uh, want some coffee or tea or something?
No, no.
Not a-
- Not a thing.
- Lucy, there �s something you should know.
- What... |
- Yeah.
Yes, you will.
Oh-Oh, oh, by the way, how did you know about the--
Peter with the one, uh--
Ahh--
You know something?
I don �t wanna know.
- Bye.
- Ooh!
- Oh, god!
What �re you-
- What--
- Aah!
- What are you doing?
- l slipped.
You �re trying on my shoes?
No!
When I fell, my foot went like that, right into... |
Oh.
It �s furniture.
You want me to bring it up?
Hey, was that Saul I saw leaving?
What �s that?
- Cat.
- Big cat.
Um, I th-- l think y-- l think you should, um, bring it to, uh, t-- bring it to Peter �s apartment.
- You don �t know what it is.
- Well, you know, anything would look nicer in Peter �s apartment.
You know... |
- Can I sit in it?
- Rock out.
My god, this is perfect.
You should go into business or something.
Well, then it gets tricky.
Oh, yeah, working with your dad and everything, right?
The business used to be called Callaghan and Sons, and then when Peter went off to law school it became Callaghan and Son.
If I were to lea... |
- Ooh!
- Be careful.
Uh, maybe we should, uh, angle it a little bit.
Um...
I think it �s wedged.
Why don �t you step back for a little bit?
I �m gonna try an old trick.
What �s-What �s the trick?
- Push it really hard.
- �Kay.
- Okay, okay, push.
- l did.
Do you want me to help you now?
- All right, a little help wo... |
All night, huh?
Um, good night.
You just gonna leave me here with the truck?
Basically, yeah.
Well, maybe I oughta walk you back.
What for?
For protection.
Oh, no, I �m fine.
I �m okay.
For me. I don �t want to be here by myself.
This is Chicago.
- You look cold.
- Hmm?
- You look cold.
- Wha--
Probably because I am co... |
He was a lot like me.
Dark hair, flat chest.
What do you remember most about him?
Oh-ho, that.
Okay.
Um, well--
He liked maps.
Yeah, I live by maps.
My truck �s filled with them.
He used to hear of a place on the TV, we would pull out the atlas, we �d find where it was.
We �d route out this, like, little way to get th... |
Just joking.
There aren �t any stamps in that.
Yeah, well, I haven �t gone anywhere yet.
But, you now, I �m planning a trip to Florence really soon, so, you know, I �ll go.
That �ll make your dad very proud.
Yeah.
You know, in a very small way, you kind of remind me of him a little bit.
I see.
So, he was a classy guy,... |
- Do not take me with you!
- No, it �s all right.
It �s not too bad, yeah.
- You got it?
- You got it?
Okay.
- Yeah.
Wow.
Get this-- This is t-
- This is big.
This-
- There we go.
- Okay!
- All right.
Are ya all right?
This is-
- Oh-
- Mm.
Mm.
- All right?
- Yeah.
- l think we �re all right now.
- Okay?
- Yeah. lt �... |
- What was that?
Was that my pants or my muscles?
Oh!
Give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
- Whoa-ho!
- Okay.
Come on!
- Hmm.
- Oh, man!
You have an extra pair of pants in your apartment?
If you fit into my pants, I will kill myself.
- You don �t have to follow me.
- No, you block the wind.
I �ll wait �til ya get i... |
Lucy, I really don �t have time for this.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You have to tell me what to do.
- Tell the truth.
- lf l tell Jack that I lied to his family, he will never speak to me again.
And-And-And Ox and Midge and Mary and-and-and Saul--
Saul?
Who �s Saul?
He �s a next-door neighbor.
But you know what?
Actuall... |
"How come you can �t be more like your brother Peter?"
Well, you know what?
I was all right with that.
I had no problems with that because I was proud of you.
And I was never envious of anything that you had.
Until now.
I �ll cut the deck.
High card gets Lucy.
All right, we �ll go best out of three.
So, Lucy, have you ... |
John Wayne was tall.
Dustin Hoffman was five-six.
Would you want to see Dustin Hoffman save the Alamo?
- These mashed potatoes are so creamy.
- Spain has good beef.
- Mary mashed them.
- Cesar Romero was tall.
Cesar Romero was not Spanish.
I didn �t say Cesar Romero was Spanish.
- Well, what did you say?
- l said Cesar... |
- Yeah.
- lt �s mistletoe.
- lt �s tradition.
- lt �s Christmas.
Come on, idiot.
Kiss her.
- There ya go.
- Oh, yeah.
- Bye.
- Good night.
Bye.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Come on, Mary.
We �re both on dish detail tonight.
Regular fare.
- One token, please.
- Oh, my god!
Mary!
What are you doing her... |
- Hi.
Um, Mary �s-
- Mary �s my, um--
Lucy �s going to marry my brother Peter.
What?
Lucy, you �re gettin � married?
Well, it hasn �t really been announced.
So it �s a little awkward for me to say anything, and, um--
- The train.
Your-
- Okay.
- The train.
Okay.
Uh, I �ll see you later.
Thank you for coming.
It �s ... |
Look, I �m back in Chicago and, uh, I �m kind of shocked that you haven �t called me back.
Look, I really would, uh, like to hear from you, and I �d like to see my cat.
Call me.
New Year �s Eve hasn �t been the same... since Guy Lombardo died.
I love a clarinet.
You know, nobody plays a clarinet anymore.
Guy Lombardo d... |
- Who is it?
- Joe Jr.
I �m not here.
I know that trick.
Hey, my old man �s got a set of keys.
That is illegal, and you know it, Joey.
- Ta-da!
- l told �em to give me... the same ones they use in the winner �s circle at Arlington.
They �re beautiful.
But I can �t accept them.
I could move in here. I bet you Pop would... |
Hey, I �ll drive you.
Oh, you know what?
It �s really not that far. lt �s-- lt �s fine.
No, no, no.
No.
Come on, come on.
Okay, but it �s, it �s really not that far.
I move a lot of things with this truck.
- So, is, um, everything okay?
- Why?
Why wouldn �t it be okay?
- You �re just acting really weird.
- No, no, I... |
Hi.
Take his coat, Cindy.
- Peter?
- l gotta talk to you.
Geez, he looks good.
That �s not Peter.
That �s Jack.
- Uh, who �s Jack again?
- Peter �s brother.
- Peter �s the guy that �s in a coma.
- Yeah.
-So then why did you bring Jack?
-l didn �t bring Jack.
He followed me here.
- So Jack �s the fiance?
- No, Peter.
- ... |
- Wait a minute, will ya?
- lt �s freezing �!
Watch out.
Uh, this whole evening did not work out well at all, and, uh--
Oh, and I �m supposed to share some responsibility in that?
No.
Now-
- Would you slow down a little bit?
Look. it was just a misunderstanding,
- and on top of the Joe Jr. thing--
- Excuse me?
- lt ... |
- lt was a lot different than hugging.
Hugging �s very different.
Hugging, that involves arms and hands, and leaning is whole bodies moving in, like this.
Leaning involves wanting... and accepting.
Leaning--
Hey, Luce.
is this guy bothering you?
No, no.
Are you sure?
�Cause it looks like he �s leaning.
Thank you.
Se... |
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