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No, I do. When mom died... you were the strong one. You held us together. You're a hard-working and good man. An honest and Godly man. So please... don't change for anyone. Let me know if you need anything, all right? - I love you, too. - Okay. Do you think it would be okay if I stop by the office and tell Jarvis bye? ...
Yeah. Um... have a seat. Gladly. Can I, um, get you something to drink? No, that's okay. Oh, I saw your sister leaving out. I tried to duck behind the bushes and ended up twisting my ankle and ruining my shoes. Oh, wow, you okay? Yeah, I'm all right. It's nothing Randall won't fix. Listen, um... about yesterday, I... A...
I think about you all day, too. I know how you feel. I just feel so guilty. - But at the same time... - It's kind of exciting. Trace, Trace and Trace. Well, sure. I'll transfer you right now. And God bless you. Excuse me, hi. I'm here for a meeting with Darion Jackson. Oh, well, why do you want to see Darion? Just bein...
See a ring on my finger? Get you something. - Here's my card. - Oh. Oh, okay. Oh... Oh, yes, yes. He'll see you now. Last door on the left. - Nice meeting you, Sheila. - Likewise. Jarvis: I'm so glad I got her out of my mind. That's too much. Oh. - Are you busy? - Am I busy? No, I thought you left already. Have a seat...
- Okay, you know... So... So when you coming back? Ah, I'm not sure. You know me, always chasing that story. Yeah, I'm chasing you and you chasing your career. Yeah. Yeah. Well, um... I guess this is goodbye then. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - It's goodbye. - It's goodbye again. Yeah. Well, take care of yourself. Oh, you kno...
That's... that's another one of the qualities that I love about you. You serve it straight up. It's just a double-edged sword sometimes. Take care. Hey, Raven, yeah, hi, yeah, it's me. Okay, all right, look, look, look, I need to talk... I need to talk... let me, can I speak? Can I speak, though? I need to talk to you ...
Sounds like a war hero to me. Okay, I'll take that. So how was your meeting? You guys drive a hard bargain around here but honestly, you have made it all worth it. Those words just flow out of your mouth so smoothly. Keep talking. What time's your lunch break? Now. Ohh, and, um... I know the perfect place. It's on me s...
You'll see me soon. Well, I hope so. Oh, speaking of soon, I talked to Randall about approving your promotion. - You did. - Mm-hmm. That's wonderful. Look, don't thank me yet but I convinced him to give you a bonus when the deal goes through. We need to make a little side deal. Of course, what is it? Well, when the dea...
# I was so lonely # # I can't deny # # You're a married woman # # I was taught # # Better than that # # I am so ashamed # # You're my boss's wife # # Lord what shall I do? # # You are you # # I am me # # We are differently # # Different styles # # Different taste # # I'm not like you # # I'm not like # # You ## Let's ...
Peterson, Lewis and Kramer is expanding into the Midwest and we are aggressively seeking new lawyers and talent so just wanna put that bug in your ear. Well, this bug is buzzing. But, you know... my boss has been real good to me and not a lot of bosses would give you a two-hour lunch break. Um, so, um... Will I see you...
- Sir... It's not going to work. You understand me? I'm the boss here. When I make decisions, they're final. You understand? So go back to your office and get to work. That's the last thing I'm gonna say. Out of all the days I choose to leave my wallet in my gym shorts I choose today to do it. It's okay. Gosh, they sai...
Elston, what's wrong? I came right over as soon as I got the message. Thank you for coming. You look upset, what's wrong? I should've never started this with you. Come on, don't tell me... - Listen. - You getting cold feet. We're just getting started. Vanessa, I've been putting my job on the line. I've been lying and d...
You heard the man, you heard him. Get out. Boy, man, I thought I was devious, but you? You take the cake, honey, and all that money you gave me, I'm giving it back. - This... - I'm no longer into that. My life is a parade. - Parade? - Long story. You know what? This isn't over. You know we gotta tell him, right? - Are ...
I'm gonna miss you too. All right, let's go. - Hey. - Hey, uh... I'm busy right now doing some reading. Can this wait? No, sir, it cannot. What's the problem? Okay, um... I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, um... I've been having an affair with your wife. Is that what you came here to tell me? Is this... is this some.....
Is this true? Of course it's not true, for goodness sakes. I treated you like a queen, is this true? Oh, come on, man. Yo, tell me this is a lie, E. You was about to get a promotion. I have here on my phone all the pictures and text messages that she sent... - Give me that! - No, no, no... Jezebel! I'm sorry, sir. Why ...
Everybody get out. Get out! Get out of my office! Get out! Let's go. Get out of my office. I am not your toy or your trophy. You just give me chump change. Do you know, all you did... Randall, was work, work, work, work. That's all you did. I needed some attention. I felt so worthless. All that money you make, you don'...
You only have to ask Him once. I love you no matter what and so does He, big bro. You always know what to say, huh, sis? Yeah, ain't she the best? Ooh, sorry, that's my man. - Gotta go. - Wait, wait, whoa, your man? Let him in, I want to see his wedding ring. Let him in, come on. I told you, I'm done with all that. I d...
Okay, um... - Give me your card and... - Yeah. ...we'll go over some details on Monday. - Sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Monday. Monday, Monday morning. As in 7:55 early Monday morning, bright and early, you know, and make sure your junior attorney - sends over the documents ASAP. - Jarvis. - Jarvis. - ASAP. Come on, Andrew...
You know, and, uh, I'll be damned if I let this good thing get away from me again. Amen, brother. So we gonna go. All right. I'll call you when we land. - Love you. - I love you too. I know where you live, Jarvis. - Hey, I know, I know. - Get it right. I don't want any trouble. I'm not here for any trouble. Just wanted...
We didn't have a lot in common. You know, she likes that... just that booty-shaking rap music. That stuff they play on the young people channel. You know, I am... I'm more of a... a Luther Vandross man myself. I understand. We didn't have anything to talk about. It was all a facade. I mean, she made me feel young again...
Sir, this is, uh... this is very generous, sir, but I can't take this. No, I want you to take it. Remember... Do I owe you something? Remember that? Yup. Well, I want you to know you did a great job in helping me build my firm. So I'm not giving you that. You earned it. I'll let myself out. Sir... Thank you. I know tha...
I saw you looking at Lavon and Ruby. I've been keeping you from him. Go fight for your man. Before you make any decisions, I'm throwing my hat in the ring, too. Yours is the only hat in the ring, AnnaBeth. Ruby left. I told her I have feelings for someone else. GEORGE: Part of me couldn't stand Jonah being with you. ...
They do? Uh, yeah. Oh, I guess people are more forthcoming with you. But, for now, the important thing is we give our customers and staff the confidence that nothing is going to change for the worse. Exactly. (sighs) All right. Well... here we are. Uh, that's the wrong key. I assure you, it's not. Yeah, that one's bras...
Thank you. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. As much as I am devastated, inwardly, by the loss of your puzzle, I can't do it. You two are the only people in this town that even purchase that liberal gossip rag, but the distributor makes me order eight issues. I end up throwing out six papers every week. Okay, Frank, how about thi...
Tansy, I would have bought all eight papers to continue getting them delivered for myself. This had nothing to do with Zoe Hart. And, yes, I did not want her to have sex with Jonah Breeland because she is my friend and he is a giant ass with a stethoscope. But that's all. Baby, you're-you're my girl. Okay? I only have ...
I've been giving you relationship advice forever. Now that I'm in need, "suck it up and do it" is the best you can offer? Well, boo, Zoe Hart, boo. Oh, you want better advice, ask Brick. It's shrink week, and suddenly, he is our town Freud. You know, when your father Harley started Mental Health Week, I, too, was skept...
Are people usually this late? Well, I am. Hmm. (door opens) Whoo. Hey. Hey. I apologize for my tardiness. I stopped to get a coffee at the Butter Stick. It was a madhouse. Well, where is everyone? Oh, well, to answer your question, in the restaurant industry, there's a lot of turnover and changes in management. And whe...
(knock on door) George? It's so late. What are you doing here? Brought you the Times. What? Yeah. The Times? Where did you get it? Drove to Birmingham. Really? That's, like, six hours. Why on earth would you do that? Zoe, don't you know? I would do anything for you. You are everything to me. You always have been. (gasp...
If I had this incredible dream about a certain gentleman that I used to have feelings for but really, really didn't think that I still did, even though there was this hug and he smelled so... that doesn't definitely, hypothetically mean that those feelings have reemerged, right? No, it doesn't. Especially if you're tal...
(voice getting deeper): sub, subconscious. Well, how about, until you have some perspective on your feelings, you just lay off? Avoid intimate situations where you might... Hug? Right, or do or say something crazy. Great idea. Because, when it comes to George, not smart-- kind of my M.O. So I am going to stay in the of...
But if I'm gonna work here, I have some demands. I can only accept this job if this one can avoid hitting on me. Too skinny. That'll be tough. And you have to install a TV in the kitchen, preferably with Oprah Winfrey Network. And I take every religious holiday off in every religion. You have to let me-- it's the law. ...
Lots of paperwork. GEORGE: Tansy, baby, you got to see a doctor. I'll see Dr. Breeland. GEORGE: Dr. Breeland's only doing therapy this week, okay? You're gonna have to see Dr. Hart. Actually, coffee sounds great. (coughing) Yes, it's true. Moi was the silver medalist in the Southern Alabama Roadkill Cooking Contest. I...
Would you like to see it? Obviously, yeah. Mm-hmm. Veto, veto, veto. I could be a great waitress. Better than you were. Mags, you have to be 19 years old to serve alcohol. Well, you also said I have to be 21 to get into bars, so you don't know everything. (gasps) Who's next? She was the last person. Sh... So, we open ...
Poison, I see..." Something, something. "Hath been his timeless end. O churl! Drunk all, and left no friendly drop." Why, Dr. Zoe Hart, you know the line. My mother made me go to theater camp one summer. I was being punished. Oh, my Lord. I have found my Juliet. Who? Me? She'd love to. As a wise woman once told me, s...
I hired Fanny to be our waitress. FRANK (monotonously): Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil men do lives after them... Frank, Frank, that's fine, but could you do it with a little bit more enthusiasm? Uh, I don't do enthusiasm. W-Well, pretend that you're ...
I am lonely and hurting. If I kiss him, I'm gonna go right back down that rabbit hole again. So how do I get out of it? Lie. Right. You are good at this. WOMAN: Ooh, the Rammer Jammer is open again. I am just so happy. Hear, hear. (chuckling): Ooh. Eggs! Thank you. Bacon. Grits! Grits! Enjoy. (Lemon whoops, chuckle...
Of course we're here. Thanks. I'm glad you are. Hey, guys. How is everything? The eggs are fluffy. And the bacon's sublime. (quietly): But these grits... Revolting. Uh, look, I'll take care of this, all right? Breakfast is on the house. Hey there, Romeo. Hey. How's Tansy? Uh, she's doing much better. Poor thing still...
Well, thank you for being so understanding. And now we just have to... think of a plan to present to Dash. LAVON: Okay, so, about this Shakespeare show... Oh, I wanted to thank you again for doing it with me. Jake's idea of theater was watching the cars go through the big spinny brushes at the car wash. Honestly, it's...
I mean, I'm a football player-slash-mayor. I'm not a football player- slash-mayor-slash-actor. I can't humiliate myself in front of this town, in front of her. Lavon, I've seen you make eloquent speeches, debate with gusto. What makes you think you're gonna humiliate yourself? Do you recall a certain middle school prod...
(quietly): He is having a crisis of confidence. He's... falling apart. Hello. I'm right here. Of course. I'll be praying for you. (chuckles) Who is avoiding what here? Hey. Who is the doctor here? Now, I have oodles of community theater experience. I was the Modern Major-General, so I will clear the books, and I wil...
Tom and Wanda was obviously my first choice, but they claimed to be consumed by their new business endeavors. You leave it to us! Yeah! Go! Yeah. Two angels on horseback, BLT-- burn one-- and a large cow feed. Okay, enough with the diner lingo. You know that I don't understand you. (frustrated sigh) Hey, okay, from now...
It is my legal obligation to call this in. And they're gonna be taking your liquor license. (exhales) (buzzing) And that's Bertha, Claudia, Dolores, uh... Esther, Fae and, uh, Georgina. We named her after you, George Tucker. Aw. Thanks, guys. They are very cute. And I cannot believe that they all have names. (chuckle...
Yeah. Just give me one second. All right. Okay. Hey, Zoe. Hey, uh, thanks for doing this. It's really touching to see how driven you are to help me and Tansy. Oh, you, my friend, are welcome. (chuckles) Okay, well... have fun. Okay, bees... here's your lunch. Yum! Mmm, yummy yum yum! Okay... who's in my pants? (grunt...
What can we do? Now, now. Wally, what are you doing here? Are you a ghost? Is this some kind of Obi-Wan thing? No, I was just down there in the basement getting my popcorn maker when I overheard you two. We lost our staff. And our liquor license. Well, can't say that's not disappointing news. We ruined your legacy, Wal...
No... (ringtone playing) I'm-I'm sorry. I should've shut this thing off. Shelby again? (ringtone stops) Brick... what's going on with you two? It-it's complicated, you know. There's just something I have to tell her, and, uh, I don't know how she's gonna take it. But... we are here to work on your issues, so... so let'...
Wanda? Mm-hmm? I am so, so sorry, but I couldn't feed your bees. What? I'm-I'm so sorry. Th-They'll be so hungry. Uh, you know what? You go, and I will do the scene with Tom. Don't worry, we will make you proud. Oh. You're gonna kiss my husband. Just know, if there's any tongue, I'll remove yours. Noted. Hmm. And... ...
"Why the 'H' not?" Uh... because I knew how uncomfortable it'd make you... babe. Um... (panting) So... when he comes out, I'll do the talking. What? No, I'll do the talking. Besides, it could be a woman, sexist. Good point. Those abs you must spend, what, 40 hours a week cultivating might actually prove useful. Didn't...
Brick. Hey there, honey pie. I just want to wish you good luck tonight. Flowers? Really? The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar... (whispering): You have been blowing me off all week. I've barely seen you since the hospital, and we live together. I know, and-and I'm sorry, but it's the therapy-- it's a big time commit...
Well, well, well. The tables have turned. Ms. Curran, please, help us. We had no way of knowing our new employee was a minor. Didn't you ask to see her driver's license? Well, she presented the only two forms of identification my partner checks. The point is, we're... we're a new business. We make mistakes. Surely, the...
At first, the infant, mewling and puking in his nurse's arms. And then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel and shining morning face, creeping like a snail unwillingly to school. AnnaBeth. Oh. Hey, there. I got your message. I'm sorry about your migraines. No, I'm sorry for leaving you in the lurch. You okay? Well, ...
Susie? Where are you? Wanda! Wanda, I got your message. Is everything all right? No, Tom, nothing is all right. Our bees... gone. Okay, don't worry, we will find them. We... we have to put on something more colorful. We have to look like flowers. (Wanda squeals) Go to. I'm no more on it. It hath made me mad! I say we ...
Whoa! No need for kisses, because I'm totally fine. What? No, you're not. Close call, Romeo. Oh! It must be a vision. Thou who is obviously dead appeareth awake. Oh, foul ghost, leave me. Allow me to kiss my very dead Juliet. No! Not a ghost at all. I liveth! I super-duper liveth. No kiss necessary. But I feel death...
Table four is good to go. So, uh... the new cook's only here on a temporary basis. So I'm sorry if there's any, uh... Well, now, you know, it really is quite good. It is? Mm-hmm. Well, all right. (chuckles) Yo, congrats. Excuse me? - Put her fucking down! Her name's Rose! - Put her fucking down! - She's fuckin' crazy. ...
Shoot him! Just fuckin' shoot him! Vicky, please. - Just fucking shoot him! - Vic! Just fucking shoot him! Fuck, yeah, bitches! Go. No! No, no, no! No! No! - No! - Dad... - Fuck! - My skin's hot. Come on. Drink. Drink. ♪ .. Tiger land ♪ In any weather, we will see us with a grin... ♪ Hold tight, Rose. Hold tight. ...
Fuckin'... Eh! Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate! Fuck's sake! Get back here! Hold on. Hold on, Rose. Mum! It's Jimmy, Mum! It's OK, Rose. Mum, it's Jimmy! Mum! I've got a little girl! She needs help! Mum, she's burning up! Please! Mum, come on! Don't kick the fuckin' door! OK, Rose. OK. Here. Thanks. You little prick....
I don't feel sad, happy. Just numb inside. I was gonna swing by, Mum. What do you want me to say, huh? Do you think I planned for this? Huh? - Can I bum a demon? - Knock yourself out. You seen your sister, by any chance? No. Well, I went round there yesterday. Had some chocolates for the girls. I knocked, waited, no an...
Packed up and left. Gone? Gone where? Didn't say, alright? Just said they'd gone. Explains why no-one went to the fuckin' front door. I mean, at least they're all together, right? Oh...who'd want to live in a world where you can't even say goodbye to your grandkids? Sometimes, I swear, the end can't come soon enough. ...
He went bush, like a lot of those nut jobs. Like that's gonna make a bloody difference. How about you, Mum? What are you gonna do? When it happens. You got anything planned? Got a few puzzles I'll try and get finished. Puzzles? Yeah. Good girl. Yeah. There you go. Good? Yeah? OK? We're gonna see Dad. You know what ...
Steve-O. I'm glad we got to have that chat before the phones went down. Hope you were somewhere beautiful, bro. Over. Sorry, James. What for? That woman said she'd take me to Aunty Janice's. I shouldn't have listened to her. I keep getting you into trouble. No, no, no. Don't be silly. Alright? It's over now. Don't be ...
- Yeah. She was weird. Thought you'd have had a much nicer girlfriend than that. Come on, James. Everyone's here! Dad! Dad, I'm here! Dad, it's me! Dad! I'm here! Come on, guys, it's me! Aunty Janice! It's me! I'm here! Dad! Where are you, Dad? Dad! Dad! Dad, it's me! Dad! Dad? Dad! Dad? - Hello? - Dad! Maybe th...
- Aunty Janice! - Hello! Dad! James? - Rose! - James. - They're not here. - You OK? - They're not anywhere. - Stop. Did you find anyone? Um... - Rose, you can't go over there. - Let me get past! Rose, please. Please. Come on. Why not? Why not? You can't go down there 'cause they're dead. - Dad! Dad! - Hey! Hey! Rose...
Stop! Put me down! Put me down, please! - Put me down! - Hey, sit. - Sit down. - Please! I'm sorry. Rose. Rose! I need to see him. I need to make sure. OK. I'm sorry, Dad. I love you. - Rose? Rose. - No! - Now, come on. - No. I don't want to go. - Rose, he's dead. - I'm not leaving him. - Come on. - No! Come on, Ro...
Let's go. Arggh! What? Dad wanted us to be together when it happened. This is where I need to be, James. With Dad. I'm sorry. I wish you could have met my dad. It was in your dad's pocket. I remember this day. It was her birthday. Dad got the waiters to sing 'Happy Birthday' to her. She looked really embarrassed, but I...
James. I'm gonna watch you until I can't see you anymore. Can you watch me too? Until you can't see me? Sure. Ladies and gents, I'm sure you can all hear that rumble in the air. We've got just under an hour. I just just don't know what to say. I'm trying to think of something poetic. It's coming. It's coming. No! No! ...
- I'm here. - Don't you fucking touch me! - Zoe! - I'm sorry. Zoe! - You left me alone! I'm sorry. Zoe. I'm sorry. - You left me! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm here! I love you so much. I'm sorry. I'm here. I love you so much. I love you. - I love you. - I love you. It's beautiful. Ripped by Freaky. Sync. By A Yeah...
Let's get this camp fire going! Dude, it's gonna burn. Dude seriously, it's gonna burn. You're gonna burn it. STOP IT! You're burning it right now here. Aw man! Dude, I told you. Dude, where do you see yourself in 10 years? Easy, I'm gonna be a stuntman. Dude, that's so lame. You're probably still be working at the par...
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! Anybody who can shot that much cheese is cool in my book. Who is that? He's a new friend. Dancing Caveman. Caveman? No, no, no way. I'm not having a caveman at the park. We are insured for it. What? ! That's not fair. Yeah! We can't just get rid of him. A caveman can not fit into thi...
Nice! Thanks, Benson. But if he is not up to park's standards in a week. I'm calling a pound! We are gonna need some help. That is the most civilized caveman I have ever seen Please call me Greg Good luck with the benson test! My good man! Dude that is perfect Benson will totally let you stay Yeah! And probably offer...
Wow! How'd we find her? It will be easy She only cavewoman here Her beauty shine like star There she is My Dian Are you sure you wanna do this? Her forehead looks pretty big. Dian! How i have missed you! Eh? My love thousands of years and today begins a new Mordecai and Rigby give us an hour to catch up What do you w...
We we going through some stuff now Benson's waiting Me not ready But you'll go to the pond if you don't There only two things that happen there And you don't want them you will do fine Okay Dian! Call them off! What do you mean? Tell me why you do this? We going through some stuff right now I need a new job Caveman to...
let's go! Come on! Come on! What are you doing? Me sorry. Dian. What must be done. I'm sorry.Dian You alomst did But you were right It's wrong to give up self. Greg! Dude! Unlock the door! Get out of there! Thanks for helping me But me not belong in modern world You could be happy here No no need TV No need pants Ne...
Clean up this mess Do it do it or you'll fired. Greg was pretty cool Do you think we should find another new friend? Two is good enough. And, er... how do you feel in yourself? Sorry? How do you feel in yourself? Does that mean the same as, "How do you feel"? Yes. Fine. Although, actually, I am feeling a bit... unhum...
No-one likes a big chat. Still, maybe it won't. That for the first month I was going out with Josie, I was also going out with Heather as well? Well, maybe it won't, so long as they don't talk about any of the following - men, relationships, emotions, life, what either of them have been doing, or how they've been feeli...
The man who checks his nuts once a day and won't drink unfiltered tap water? I'll sign up for dangerous medical testing. Hi. Just wondering if you'd read my play yet. No worries if not. Yep, here you go. So, what did you think? Obviously, since it's a 24-hour play season, I only had 24 hours to write it, so... No, I t...
OK, well, maybe not Josh, then. Mm. It's ideal, three days of loading up on free drugs, and, get this, THEY pay YOU 600 boys. Who's with me? 600 quid to get off your nut? They're not recreational. They're drugs for the medical market. Ones that make your nuts swell up and all your hairs fuse to make a horn. Who gives a...
I just think you're all out of your mind. Hey, Oregon, Candice! Come with us on a three-day medical trial. Yeah, no, we can't. Oh, no. Why? Well, we need to rehearse... Study. We need to study. She said rehearse. Yeah, she... she meant study. That's why I need to help her, because she doesn't even know the right word...
Morning, Howard. It's actually a snood. Fair play. Do you know if Principles Of Petrology In Ultramafic And Gabbroic Rock In The Brady Glacier, by GR Himmelberg, arrived by any chance? It certainly has. At last. Someone's already taken it out, though. What fresh hell is this? What do you think you're doing? I'm afraid ...
A few potentially harmful compounds. Yeah, it's hard to know what to pack for a medical trial. Cos I thought there might be a party at the end. For the survivors? Hey. Sam. What are you doing here? Mind-fuck or what? I told you I'd be here three weeks ago, JP. I forgot. Anyway, I'm only really here cos my crew basic...
OK, I'm off. Cheers, then. Er... Right, um... any other questions? Hi. Yes, what does primary testing phase mean, please? I'll field this one, Doc. I'm a pharmacology student. Um... the primary testing phase means that it hasn't been tested on humans yet. Yeah, but someone will have tried it, surely? Like, one or tw...
You can run, but you can't hide! It's no biggie. It's made you realise how much you love her. When you're done, meet me by the pool. There isn't a pool. The... pool table. Or a pool table. The table? There is a table, yes. Meet me by the table. So, Doc, what drugs are we using? What are they? Antibios? Antipyros? An...
Past this door. Beyond this... road? Street. But road is fine. Rose! Ainsley's happy here! As was Alfonso until you turned him against me. Actually... Ogs, I really don't get the whole Alfonso thing. Cos, like, Hilda marries him, but also hates him. So, I'm like, "Why do that?" Because she's cruel. OK, moving on....
It doesn't count. Now, can you please leave, because we need to rehearse? Leave my own house? Well, no, just the living room. Oh, just the living room. So, where exactly am I supposed to do my living? In any room apart from this one. OK. Cool, guys. Who's up for a board game? I've got five. Wanna start with Risk? Co...
I'm sorry. We weren't allowed tomatoes. They're part of the deadly nightshade family, actually. Plus it's quite a clunky line. Well, you know what they say. There are no such things as bad lines, just bad actors. Mm, don't think they do say that. Look, I know you're pissed off because I cast Danny instead of fat Toby. ...
The toff and the guy he rides like a horse? Lord Hugo and MacTartan clearly represent the coalition government. You know there's a bit at the end where Delphine's name changes to "Oregon"? Um... I... No, there isn't. It's probably the bit where you... ooh, sorry, Delphine, tell me... ooh, sorry, Hilda, that I drain t...
I just need a comparison, a control. All right! Fucking hell. Have a feel. Brisk, though. Like you're checking a peach. Nothing that could be described as a fondle. Aah! Are you OK? That was right in the zip. This fabric is very abrasive. Why are you punching a beanbag attached to the ceiling? I'm training. I'm going ...
So, he tried to get rid of it by sitting on a ferrule that we'd covered in salt. What's a ferrule? It's the pointy end of an umbrella. Didn't know there was a word for that. Well, there is. It's a ferrule. Anyway, he accidentally pressed the button, which opened the umbrella whilst it was in his arsehole! Did that re...
I didn't mean to, but... I... I... Oh, my God! I'm hyperventilating! No, you're not. You're just breathing a lot. I think I'm having a heart attack! Can testicular cancer give you a heart attack? ! OK. OK, OK, Kingsley, calm down. It's going to be OK. I'm going to fix this. So, we're on Max's dad's boat off the coa...
He didn't actually die. Yeah, but he could have, and he was your partner. You're focusing on the wrong bits here. I was muchos masheoed. He was really fat. It's very funny. I'm sorry. I don't care what you say. Deep down, I know that that is a cracking anecdote. There are several boys at Stowe that refer to that stor...
Don't say it like that, though. Can you just shut up, please? How should I be saying it? Ignore her. Well, when you say, "I don't give a fuck what you think," it should be like you genuinely don't give a fuck, not like you're saying it to piss people off. Hang on. If Hilda doesn't care, then she's not manipulative. ...
All she does is come in, judge people, then leave. Yeah, she does, doesn't she? Because... Delphine is a good person. Like fuck she is. She is! That's why she says, on page 12... .. "I'm a deeply good person." And on page 32 she says, "I wish I wasn't such a good person." And then Gwen says, on page 39, "You are so ki...
What are you on? I'm also on the placebo. What about me? No, JP, I can't. Oh, come on. Play fair. Fine. You are... on the drug. Shit. I wish I hadn't asked now. What am I on? No! No, I can't do any more. That's really naughty. Go on, just one more. Adam Colinson. One L. Kadan, Nina! You are... also on the drug. Wha...
Well, that's political correctness gone mad. He thought his head was swelling up. I was just trying to help. You have ruined this trial. Well done! Vod? What? Oregon's a bit of a state. Probably not getting enough attention. Rose has dropped out of the play. Looks like she might have to cancel. Look, don't say anythi...
I haven't got anyone to play Hilda. Got a script knocking about? Why? Well, I'd better learn at least some of the lines, otherwise the director'll go fucking mental. You... want to be in the play? Not really. But I want to help out my mate, so... ..guess that's what I gotta do, innit? Mate, you should do it here. Bus...
Sam... Sam. Sam, hey. Now that we've busted out of there, any plans for later? Case of me and you on the mega-lash? I think probably not, actually. Er... why? Well, because, firstly, we've signed a form promising not to drink for the next 72 hours and, secondly, because you left a fat boy to die in the sea. Is that th...
Is that how we're doing this? Ah! Yes! Are you all right? But I want to be a tooth doctor. You can't be a dentist if you can't read, Gwen. Those are the rules. Do you understand me? Now, take off that sack. I'm going to do that thing you like to you. Oh, my God. Is that me? Is that thing in the sack meant to be me? ...
OK, well, one night in Portsmouth, when Ainsley was away, I made sex with Bill, the big sailor who was staying in my boarding house. Oh, Gwen. You're so easy. I know, Delphine. I wish Gwen was more like you. But it's not really cheating if you're drunk, though. How is it? It's not great. Yeah, it's confusing, cos you'...
And, if anything, it's made me really value what we have. Oh, my God. I got off with Baz. In Southampton. Before or after us? Once before. Um, then... after. Also, as a sort of follow-up mistake when I finished it with him. I'm so sorry, Kingsley. I... I feel terrible. And this is definitely not how I wanted you to f...
Yeah, I'm really sorry. Which one was Baz? Baz was just a... cock in a sock. It didn't mean anything. No, sure, fine. Not like Heather. But if it didn't mean anything, why did you do it? Shall we just drop it? Yeah, sure, OK. I fucked up. We both did. I had a little fling. You... betrayed me with my friend. Equal. W...
Look, let's.... let's try and focus on the positive, shall we? We're both bad people and we've done bad things, and we'll carry with us for ever the unbearable burden of shame. I was pissed! I'm young! And we can just say sorry, forgive each other and move on. Yes, yeah. You're... you're right. Um... I'm sorry. It's ...
No! Go home. What? This is nuts. I really like you. What's going wrong here? Oh, I'm sorry, JP. I thought you'd get the message. I'm just... OK. That's actually great. Um, because I've been thinking about it and I think that we should have an open relationship. I'm not in a relationship with you, JP. Open, closed. Ajar...