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fandom.1000points | # Whose Line
Whose Line is a game that revolves around two performers, often Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles on the US Whose Line, who improvise a scene and add in lines suggested by the studio audience, for better or for worse.
The premise of the game was that both performers were given two lines of dialogue which they had to insert into the scene they were given. They had no idea what the lines were before they were used. In most cases, the dialogue was wildly inappropriate for the scenario and resulted in the scene moving in very different directions to those intended. Examples of this include Ryan's performance as Obi-Wan Kenobi announcing "From now on I wish to be known as Helen" and the second line of America The Beautiful being sung as "Never sit on barbed wire when you're naked".
Appearances.
UK Appearances.
Series 4: 7, 9, 10, and 12<br>
Series 5: 5, 6, 8, and 9 <br>
Series 6: 6 and 11<br>
Series 7: 1, 11, and 12<br>
Series 8: 7 and 13 <br>
Series 10: 1<br>
US Appearances.
Season 2: 5, 13, 17, 19, 34, and 36<br>
Season 3: 10, 15, and 22<br>
Season 4: 11 and 30<br>
Season 5: 27<br>
Season 7: 4, 6, and 9<br>
Season 8: 17 and 18<br>
Season 10: 24<br>
Season 11: 14, 18<br>
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fandom.1000points | # Whose Line - Time Slot History
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fandom.1000points | # Whose Line Australia Games
| Whose Line Australia Games |
fandom.1000points | # Whose Line Cast - ABC
This is a list of of the Castmembers of The ABC Version
Navigation.
Back to Cast | Back to Whoserville
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fandom.1000points | # Whose Line Cast - TheCW
This is a list of of the Castmembers of TheCW Version
Navigation.
Back to Cast | Back to Whoserville
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fandom.1000points | # Whose Line DVDs
| Whose Line DVDs |
fandom.1000points | # Whose Line Games
| Whose Line Games |
fandom.1000points | # Whose Taping Report Corner is it Anyway?
Here you will find all the Whose Line taping reports you can handle and reports for other related shows. Community submissions are welcome!
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fandom.1000points | # Whoserpedia Wiki
Welcome to Whoserpedia!
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fandom.1000points | # Wil Wheaton
Richard William "Wil" Wheaton III (born 29 July 1972) is an American actor. He is best known for his roles as Wesley Crusher on "Star Trek: The Next Generation", Gordie Lachance in the film "Stand by Me", and a fictionalized version of himself on "The Big Bang Theory". He also appeared in "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted" and was a guest on "Harmontown".
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fandom.1000points | # Willie Robertson
Willie Robertson is a reality-show personality known for television's "Duck Dynasty"
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fandom.1000points | # Wilson Bethel
Wilson Bethel (born 24 February 1984) is an American actor. He is best known for his role as Wade on the CW series "Hart of Dixie" (with Mircea Monroe). He previously had roles on the CBS daytime soap "The Young and the Restless" and the HBO mini-series "Generation Kill".
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fandom.1000points | # Win Meyerson
Win Meyerson has made one appearance on the British Version. He provided the music for Hoedown on the last British episode.
Win's appearances (UK)<br>
Series 10: Episode 11
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fandom.1000points | # World's Worst
World's Worst is a simple game featuring all four players standing on what became known as the "World's Worst Step". The players would then have to give examples of the world's worst something, often quite a humorous category. There was no pre-ordained order, and on some early British episodes, performers such as Ryan Stiles and Tony Slattery gave more than double the number of examples given by weaker performers.
By the time Whose Line appeared in the American format, World's Worst was generally relegated to a final game, often featuring Drew Carey getting in on the action. In fact, it had only appeared without Drew on one occasion - An episode where Greg Proops and Denny Siegel appeared together.
When the show was revived on the CW, the traditional step was no longer being used. Instead, the area used during Scenes From a Hat is used, with the camera shots being the same as the game Hats and Dating Profiles.
Appearances.
UK Appearances<br>
US Appearances<br>
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fandom.1000points | # Worlds Worst
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fandom.1000points | # Wrong Theme Tune
Wrong Theme Tune is a game played on the radio version of Whose Line, as well as once on television. Two contestants narrated a documentary about a subject to some music that didn't match up with the theme, hence a "Wrong Theme Tune".
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fandom.1000points | # Yvette Nicole Brown
Yvette Nicole Brown (born 12 August 1971) is an American actress and comedian. She is perhaps best known for her roles as Shirley Bennett on "Community" and as Helen Dubois on "Drake & Josh".
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fandom.1000waystodie | # 'Dis Still Killed 'Em
'Dis Still Killed 'Em, Way to Die #452, is the seventh and last death featured in "Dying to Tell the Story", which aired on December 29, 2010.
Plot.
At the height of both the Prohibition Era and the Great Depression, a poor, Appalachian couple named Jeb and Mabel decide to make money by selling moonshine. They begin sampling the first liquid produced by their still, not realizing that it was the Foreshot. This substance is pure methanol (CH3OH), which metabolizes into Formaldehyde (CH2O), and eventually into Formic Acid (CH2O2). By the time they got to the "Heart", the most desired part of the batch, the formic acid in Jeb and Mabel's bodies began to destroy their retinas, causing blindness. Soon after, they began to suffer from Metabolic Acidosis, which caused their bodily fluid's pH level to drop to a dangerously low point, and they died of multiple organ failure.
"I've gone blind. Mabel! I'm blind!" -Jeb, before his demise
| 'Dis Still Killed 'Em |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 WAYS TO DIE REBOOT (THE LIST)
THE LIST
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All deaths don't skip numbers but there's more than 1,000 in the reboot
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fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 WAYS TO DIE REBOOT SEASON 1
PUTTING A SAD FACE ON DEATH
CReSTVIEW'S CORPSE MOVIE
Death wins!
Deadly games
Putting a mad face on death
DEAD IN YOUR SLEEP (uk name:go see a doctor)
Exit the ferret
PUTTING A CONFUSED FACE ON DEATH
OH GOD SAVE US FROM DEATH
HARD DEATHS EASY LIVES
| 1000 WAYS TO DIE REBOOT SEASON 1 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 WAYS TO DIE REBOOT SEASON 2
DEATH WILL VISIT YOU
PUTTING A FUNNY FACE ON DEATH
POROUS GRAVES
3 WISHES FROM DEATH'S GENIE
PUTTING A STERN FACE ON DEATH
PUTTING A CONCERNED FACE ON DEATH
DEAD IN THE CHORUS
THE CLUB FOR THE DEAD
| 1000 WAYS TO DIE REBOOT SEASON 2 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 WTD Episode Eras
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
Original Episodes.
6-8: Death, The Final Frontier.
Visit the "1000 Ways to Die" website at www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways To Die - All Intros (2008-2012)
1000 Ways To Die - All Intro (2008-2012) Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0bo0HbLLuQ
CLICK THE LINK ABOVE, if its not available in your country, use VPN, and go on Country Germany, IT WILL WORK
These are all the Intros from the TV Series "1000 Ways To Die" which first aired back in 2008, and ended in 2012, still one of my favourite shows to watch. There is three Narrators, most favourite being "Ron Perlman" from 1-4 seasons, mostly the entire season. the others are Alisdair Simpson for the UK Version, (they said there was a 2nd season for him, but i couldn't find anything) and John Moore the first two episodes in Season one.
U.S. version of Warning Season 1: Ep 3-12 / Season 2-6 WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted...YOU WILL DIE!"
UK version of Warning Season 1 Ep 3-12: WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are based on real events; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. Some of the dead were unlucky; many were bored; most were incredibly stupid. "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted...YOU WILL DIE!
First version (only used in the first two episodes): "The human body is remarkably resilient; everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, catastrophe and calamity. The fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live...we face 1000 Ways to Die."
| 1000 Ways To Die - All Intros (2008-2012) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways To Die Full Official Theme Song
The Full official theme song for 1000 Ways To Die
heres the youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5dXhRVUFxU
UPLOADED ON YOUTUBE BY: Rookie
| 1000 Ways To Die Full Official Theme Song |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways To Die Wiki
Welcome to the 1000 Ways To Die Wiki! If you would like to learn more about this show, please visit here!
WARNING: THE STORIES PORTRAYED IN THIS SHOW ARE BASED ON REAL DEATHS AND ARE EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE IDENTITIES OF THE DECEASED. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRY ANY OF THE ACTIONS DEPICTED.
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE. There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle. Because, every day we live, we face... 1000 WAYS TO DIE.
Important Notice.
1000 Ways To Die does not have an animated series, the animated series is fake and non-offcial as Spike never made an animated series. Posting ANY SORT of fictional death that was never in the series will be removed and you will be issued a ban.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die
1000 Ways to Die is a docufiction anthology television series that premiered on May 14, 2008 on Spike and ended on July 15, 2012. The program recreates unusual supposed deaths and debunked urban legends and includes interviews with experts who describe the science behind each death.
Ron Perlman served as the narrator since Season One's third episode, Unforced Errors, but was replaced with Joe Irwin starting with Season Six's third episode, Tweets From the Dead, and who narrated for the rest of the series.
Up until the end of Season One, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that "almost" ended in death, along with interviews with people involved in the situations. A portion of these deaths have been nominated for or have received a Darwin Award.
Stylization.
"1000 Ways to Die" takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to death through its presentation of stories derived from myths and science, and the show makes liberal use of artistic license to significantly embellish or change the circumstances of real-life incidents that resulted in death for greater entertainment value. A frequently recurring motif is that of unsympathetic individuals' choices backfiring on them, resulting in death. The deaths are usually fake, but some are based on true stories. The show is filled with black humor (particularly in the narration) which tempers the otherwise somber theme of death. It portrays the deaths using live-action recreations of the events along with expert and sometimes witness testimony, also using graphic CGI animations, similar to those used in the popular TV show "CSI", to illustrate the ways people have died. A narration provides background information within each death story, which all end with titles that are puns on popular figures of speech. "1000 Ways To Die" is often rated TV-14 for overtly, graphic, often gory violence, as well as strong language, use of strong sex related dialogue and unusual portrayals in a comical way.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die (Comic)
The 1000 Ways to Die comic, originally called Spike TV's 1000 Ways to Die, is a comic made by David Seidman, Neo Edmund, Chuck Brown, Ralph Tedesco, and Patrick Sand. It was published by Zenescope Entertainment on Febuary 21, 2012.
Deaths included.
It states that it includes never seen before deaths as well as already seen deaths with some differences. The deaths included are the following:
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fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Extra Segments
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Repeated Segments.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Extra Segments |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 1
Season 1.
The first two episodes of Season One served as the series two-episode pilot. They were executive produced and narrated by series creator Thom Beers, and directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. Both episodes begin with the following disclaimer:
"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"WARNING:The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):
"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
"(Note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City"/"comic" font; the rest are only heard)"
"Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc.). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in black and red "True Crimes/Sin City" font.
Episode 1: Life Will Kill You.
Originally aired May 14, 2008.
Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths.
Originally aired May 21, 2008. Note: This is the first episode not to feature the death of a female.
Shot months after the pilot, the remaining episodes of the first season were executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon. The third episode also debuted a new narrator, actor Ron Perlman, instead of Beers, who previously narrated the pilot episodes.
The episodes in the rest of Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to the pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted.""YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads "(Note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated)":
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in the "Pilot Season", but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in black, yellow and red "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font.
Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.
Episode 3: Unforced Errors.
Originally aired February 8, 2009.
Episode 4: Death Over Easy.
Originally aired February 8, 2009.
Title reference: A spoof to the saying "Eggs over Easy".
Episode 5: Dead and Deader.
Originally aired February 15, 2009. Note: This is the second episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title reference: Spoofs the 1994 movie title "Dumb and Dumber"
Episode 6: Death Gets Busy.
Originally aired February 22, 2009.
Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death.
Originally aired March 1, 2009.
Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead.
Originally aired March 8, 2009.
Title reference: A spoof of the 1966 movie title "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"
Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid.
Originally aired March 15, 2009.
Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death, Part I.
Originally aired March 22, 2009.
Title reference: Play-on words to the saying "Cure for the Common Cold".
Episode 11:.
Originally aired March 29, 2009.
Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up).
Originally aired April 5, 2009. Note: This is the third episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title reference: Popular quote from the 1999 movie "The Sixth Sense".
Escaped Deaths.
This season featured a list of segments in which the survivors tell the tale of how they evaded death.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 1 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 2
Season 2.
Season 2 was set to premiere on December 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on December 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The pattern in which the segments were shown remained the same, but the real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown at the ending were dropped to make room for more death segments. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" (in the same font as the "Way to Die #" and nicknames descriptions are) were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. Another change is that under "Location", only the city is told, not the city and the specific location as it was in Season 1. Also, the female models that were featured in the opening and coming up bumpers were removed as well. The death theme for the deathcards have also been changed to the theme we know today. The wording of the opening disclaimer was changed slightly from Season 1:
"WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted.""YOU WILL DIE!" (this time, the emphasis is on the word "WILL").
Episode 13: Death On Arrival.
Originally aired December 7, 2009.
Title reference: A slight reworking of the term "Dead on Arrival" (not to be confused with #614) or D.O.A.
Episode 14: Death Bites!.
Originally aired December 9, 2009.
Episode 15: Up With Death.
Originally aired December 16, 2009.
Episode 16: Putting a Happy Face on Death.
Originally aired December 30, 2009.
Episode 17: Bringing In The Dead.
Originally aired January 6, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs the popular hymn "Bringing In the Sheaves"
Episode 18: Gratefully Dead.
Originally aired January 13, 2010.
Title reference: A pun on the folk-rock band Grateful Dead.
Episode 19: Come On, Get Deathy.
Originally aired January 20, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs "The Partridge Family" theme song "C'mon, Get Happy".
Episode 20: Death Watch.
Originally aired January 27, 2010.
Title Derived from: The 1980 film of the same name with Romy Schneider.
Episode 21: Waking Up Dead.
Originally aired February 3, 2010.
Title Derived from: The 2005 film of the same name with Phil Varone.
Episode 22: You're Dead! LOL!.
Originally aired February 10, 2010.
Title reference: Online chat terminology.
Episode 23: Dead to Rights.
Originally aired February 17, 2010.
Title derived from: A popular video game series of the same name.
Episode 24: Dead on Dead.
Originally aired February 24, 2010.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 2 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 3
Season 3.
NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
Unlike Season 1 and 2, there are no alternate introcard and deathcard theme and the theme remains the same until Season 6.
Episode 25: Death On A Stick.
Originally aired August 3, 2010.
Title reference: A spoof to the saying "Food on a Stick".
Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death.
Originally aired September 14, 2010.
Title reference: This is somewhat a sequel to Putting a Happy Face on Death, featuring some interviewees that was from that episode.
Episode 27: Stupid is as Stupid Dies.
Originally aired September 21, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs the saying "Stupid Is as Stupid Does".
Episode 28: Dead Wrongs.
Originally aired September 28, 2010
Episode 29: Fatal Distractions.
Originally aired October 5, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs the TV series "".
Episode 30: The End is Weird.
Originally aired October 19, 2010.
Title reference: Play-on words to the saying "The End is Near".
Episode 31: Hurry Up and Die.
Originally aired October 26, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs the ' song "".
Episode 32: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap.
Originally aired November 2, 2010.
Episode 33: Young, Dumb, and Full of Death.
Originally aired November 9, 2010
Episode 34:.
Originally aired December 8, 2010.
Title reference: Half the deaths featured on this episode are food-related.
Episode 35: Cure for the Common Death, Part II.
Originally aired December 15, 2010.
Title reference: A first sequel to "Cure for the Common Death".
Episode 36: Sudden Death.
Originally aired December 22, 2010. Note: This is the fourth episode not to feature the death of a female and is not related to Sudden Death (619)
Title Derived from: The 1995 Film of the Same Name with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Episode 37: Dying to Tell the Story.
Originally aired December 29, 2010.
Episode 38: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You.
Originally aired January 5, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the answering machine greetings.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 3 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 4
Season 4.
Note: starting with this episode, the death stories go through 2-3-2 mode per episode rather than 2-2-2-1 mode. Also, the trivia segments were added between commercial breaks.
P.S.: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
Episode 39: The One About Dumb People Dying.
Originally aired February 8, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the episode titles of the TV series "Friends".
Episode 40: Getting A Rise From The Dead.
Originally aired February 16, 2011
Title reference: A zombie-related event in this episode (See "Way to Die #209").
Episode 41: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death.
Originally aired February 23, 2011
Title reference: Play-on words for the phrase used in the popular hide-and-seek game.
Episode 42: Grave Errors.
Originally aired March 2, 2011
Title reference: This must be the second episode to do so; which was saying "Unforced Errors".
Episode 43: Killing Them Softly.
Originally aired March 9, 2011
Title references: Spoofs the popular song "" (or the comedy special "Killing 'Em Softly").
Episode 44: Better Them Than Us.
Originally aired March 16, 2011 Note: This is the fifth episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title References: The phrase "Better them than us"
Episode 45: Dead Before They Know It.
Originally aired March 23, 2011
Episode 46: Stupid Is As Death Does.
Originally aired March 29, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the saying "Stupid Is as Stupid Does". (Second episode to do so; first was "Stupid is as Stupid Dies".)
Episode 47: That's "Mister Death" To You.
Originally aired July 11, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the title show "".
Episode 48: Death, The New Black.
Aired July 18, 2011
Episode 49: Death Be a Lady Tonight.
Aired July 25, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the popular song "". In addition to this, three of the casualties are females.
Episode 50:.
Aired August 1, 2011
Title reference: Possibly a reference to "."
Episode 51: Eat Pray Die.
Aired August 8, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the popular movie "".
Episode 52: Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead.
Aired August 15, 2011 but first appeared on Spike's website July 26.
Episode 53: Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever.
Aired August 22, 2011
Episode 54:.
Aired August 29, 2011
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 4 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 5
Season 5.
NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
Episode 55:.
Aired October 24, 2011 Note: This is the special episode about the best deaths have been requested by the Deathies (a.k.a. Dead People).
Episode 56: Deadliest Kitsch.
Aired October 24, 2011 Note: This is the sixth episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title reference: Spoofs the TV series "".
Episode 57:.
Aired October 31, 2011
Episode 58: Dirt Nap.
Aired November 7, 2011
Episode 59: Death Takes A Vacation.
Aired November 14, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the movie from 1962 with James Stewart; Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation.
Episode 60: Wild Wild Death.
Aired November 21, 2011
Title reference: Spoofs the popular TV series "The Wild Wild West".
Episode 61: Death Penalties.
Aired January 25, 2012
This episode only had six deaths, as opposed to the normal seven, with the final segment being twice as long as the others.
Episode 62: Die-abestic.
Aired February 1, 2012
Episode 63:.
Aired February 8, 2012
Title reference: Spoofs the popular TV series "".
Episode 64: Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral".
Aired February 22, 2012
Episode 65: Sor-Dead Affair.
Aired February 29, 2012
Episode 66: Locked and Low Dead.
Aired February 29, 2012
Title reference: Play-on words for the phrase "Locked and Loaded".
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 5 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 6
Season 6.
From this episode on, deaths are redisplayed in the 2-2-2-1 format with commercial breaks, and the informational segments during commercials were removed. Also, this is the final season until the new era about homemade (animated) episodes.
NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
Episode 67: Enter the Ferret.
Aired March 12, 2012
Title reference: A ferret-related event in this episode (See "Way to Die #780").
Episode 68: Think Globally, Die Locally.
Aired March 19, 2012. This is the final episode to have Ron Perlman as narrator. From the next episode to the finale and the new seasons, Joe Irwin is credited as the narrator for death segments.
Title reference: A spoof to the saying "Think Globally Act Locally"
Episode 69: Tweets From the Dead.
Aired March 26, 2012. Joe Irwin begins narrating this original episode. Note: This is the seventh and final episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title references: Twitter messages.
Episode 70: A New App Called Death.
Aired April 2, 2012
Title reference: Smartphone mobile applications (known as "apps" for short).
Episode 71: Death Certificates.
Aired July 15, 2012 (Four remaining episodes were aired on the same day after series cancellation in 2012)
Episode 72: Crying Over Spilled Blood.
Aired July 15, 2012
Title reference: A play-on of the phrase "Crying Over Spilled Milk".
Episode 73: It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World.
Aired July 15, 2012<
Title reference: Spoofs the title of the 1963 comedy film "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World".
Episode 74: Death, The Final Frontier.
Aired July 15, 2012
Title reference: A spoof of the "Star Trek" quote "Space, The Final Frontier." Note: This is the series finale.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Season 6 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 101 - 200
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 101 - 200.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 101 - 200 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 1 - 100
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 1 - 100.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 1 - 100 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 201 - 300
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 201 - 300.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 201 - 300 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 301 - 400
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 301 - 400.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 301 - 400 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 401 - 500
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 401 - 500.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 401 - 500 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 501 - 600
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 501 - 600.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 501 - 600 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 601 - 700
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 601 - 700.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spke.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 601 - 700 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 701 - 800
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 701 - 800.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 701 - 800 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 801 - 900
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 801 - 900.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 801 - 900 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 901 - 1000
"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted.""OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 901 - 1000.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| 1000 Ways to Die -- Segments 901 - 1000 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die - Season 3
| 1000 Ways to Die - Season 3 |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Die - Season C
| 1000 Ways to Die - Season C |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Ways to Lie
1000 Ways to Lie was a television special that was to have planned a spin-off series to "1000 Ways to Die". Like its "predecesor", the special was created by Thom Beers. The special itself would have been the first episode of the planned series, but it got negative reviews that the special was the only episode. It aired on March 3, 2010, one week after the Season 2 finale, "Dead on Dead", aired.
Plot.
Like "1000 Ways to Die", the special had an intro. However, instead of real deaths, the stories in the special were based on real crimes. The warning for the special was:
"WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real scams and depict illegal activities."
"Names have been changed to protect the guilty...and the gullible."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU CAN BE ARRESTED AND/OR PROSECUTED!"
The warning cut off to an animation while the voice-over read (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated) "Everybody lies, and everybody gets lied to...We lie to get ahead, we lie to get the girl, and to keep our secrets. Whether motivated by greed, ego, or criminal intent, just when you think you've heard it all, there are 1000 WAYS TO LIE."
The first episode of the planned spin-off was originally called "Natural Born Liars", but because of the negative reviews, the spin-off became a special, and "Natural Born Liars" is no longer an episode title.
| 1000 Ways to Lie |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Wege ins Gras zu Beissen
1000 Wege ins Gras zu Beissen (1000WIGZB) is the German version of 1000 Ways to Die. It aired on the DMAX channel. Unlike the US, 1000WIGZB contained deaths not seen in the US, a different layout in dates, locations, way to die numbers, and the puns. They also include a different name and occupation for an interviewer, in which they do more speaking or appears that isn't in the US version.
1000WIBGZB has never done Season 4. It is unknown if they stopped doing it, it cost too much money, they didn't know there was another season (it was renewed another season in the last second) or for some other reason.
| 1000 Wege ins Gras zu Beissen |
fandom.1000waystodie | # 1000 Wege ins Gras zu Beissen names
The following are the German names for the deaths in "1000 Ways to Die".
Life Will Kill You.
Semi-cide - Vom Sattelschlepper gerädert (Whacked by a semi-trailer)
Constriction Accident - Tod im Bauloch (Death in sand)
Fang Banged - Die Schlange zieht schneller (The snake pulls faster)
Lesbocution - Barfuß in den Tod (Barefoot to death)
Love Bugged - Tierliebe bis in den Tod (Love of animals until death)
Tumble Die - Schranktrocken in den Sarg (Dry into the coffin)
Hard Lives, Easy Deaths.
Freeze Died - Eiskalter Mord (Ice-cold murder)
Dive Bombed - Tauchertod im Flieger (Diver death on a plane)
De-Coffinated - Vergiftet, vergraben, verzweifelt (Poisoned, buried, desperate)
Wet Dream - Dem Tod an die Angel gegangen (caught up with Death)
Fur Burger - Wenn der Geier zweimal hackt (when the Vulture picks twice)
Death Over Easy.
Butt F***ed - Mit Feuer und Flamme ins Jenseits (with fire and flame into the beyond)
Frightmare - Tödlicher Traum (Deadly dream)
Oprah Winfried - Tod auf dem Thron (Death on the throne)
Em-Bear-Assed - Bärenfutter (Bear food)
Midnight Choker - Schluckbeschwerden (Difficulties swallowing)
Window Pained - Finaler Nackenschlag (Final blow on the neck)
Broke Back Cowboy - stays Broke Back Cowboy
Dead and Deader.
Wel-Dead - Totgeschweißt (Welded to death)
Trailer Trashed - Der letzte Hausputz (The last house cleaning)
Nite-Capped - Tod aus heiterem Himmel (Death out of the blue)
Sh*t Faced - Falsch getankt (Incorrectly fueled)
Dead Eye - Sportlicher Abgang (Sporty finish)
Domin-a-Dead - Züchtiges Ende (Chaste end)
My Will be done-immediately ! - Mein Wille geschehe - sofort ! (My Will be done-immediately!)
Unforced Errors.
Habeas Corpse - Tief gefallen (Fallen deep)
Chippin Dale - Restlos kleingekriegt (Completely broken)
Gasketball - Exitus mit Edelgas (Exit with noble gas)
Me so Hornet - Sein letzter Stich (His last sting)
Dumbrella - Finale Schluckbeschwerden (Final difficulties swallowing)
Killdo - Volle Möhre ins Jenseits (Full throttle into the beyond)
S*** Dead - Totgeschissen (Shit Dead)
Death Gets Busy.
Deep Fried - Sauer eingelegt (pickled sour)
Gorgeous Gorge - Henkersmahlzeit eines Supermodels (Executioner's meal of a supermodel)
Re-Tired - Lüstern bis zum Schluss (Lustful until the end)
Botoxicated - Zum Sterben Schön (Drop-dead gorgeous)
Choke-a-lot - Das Leben lustig verpulvert (life wasted funny)
Sex Ray - Doktorspiele mit Todesfolge (Doctor games with Death)
Last Strike - Ein Letzter Angriff (one last attack)
The Lighter Side of Death.
Dung For - So'n Mist (What crap)
Brain Worm - Rabiate Rohkost (rabid raw food)
Abracadaver - Zauberhaftes Ende (magical finale)
Weed Whacked - Böses Biokraut (Bad organic herb)
Rebel Without A Pulse - Schuss und Schluss (shot and that's it)
Kill Basa - Letale Latte (Lethal boner)
Wanted Instead - Gewollt statt gekonnt (wanted instead of skillful)
| 1000 Wege ins Gras zu Beissen names |
fandom.1000waystodie | # A**-Hoppered
| A**-Hoppered |
fandom.1000waystodie | # A Chainus Runs Through It
"A Chainus Runs Through It", Way to Die #985, is the seventh death to be featured in "Enter the Ferret", which aired on March 12, 2012.
Plot.
Zeke was a tattoo/piercing fetishist who was jealous of Verona, who was the most popular tattooist in his tattoo parlor, due to the reason she had a split tongue. It caught everyone's attention, but Zeke didn't like that. A man requests Zeke to tattoo "Warrior" in Chinese on his arm and Zeke does it. Well, not really. He actually tattooed "Douchebag". Even worse, the man was in a biker gang. But Zeke thought he would never figure out. The next week Zeke showed up with a chain in his mouth, through his digestive system and out his butt. He called it the "Chainus". The girls were disgusted. Right after that...
The burly biker returns and is furious because he found someone who knew Chinese. He chases Zeke down the street, but then Zeke hides somewhere and loses the biker. He let out a huge sigh of relief, but he then was faced with a bigger problem. Zeke was unknowingly hiding in between the two prongs of a forklift (whose driver didn't see or hear Zeke), which pulled him up by his Chainus which caused the chain to become taut, which caused it to slice through his intestines and esophagus and caused his body cavity to fill with blood, killing him.
Transcript.
Narrator:
Narrator:
Zeke: Chainus... gonna make me famous!
Girl: You've completely lost it, Zeke.
Biker: YOU!!!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!
Narrator: Zeke managed to avoid the biker... but not the forklift.
Zeke: (Screams)
Narrator: Zeke thought the Chainus would raise his career to new heights. It gave him a lift, but left him... hanging.
| A Chainus Runs Through It |
fandom.1000waystodie | # A New App Called Death
A New App Called Death.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 70.
Originally aired April 2, 2012.
Title reference: Smartphone mobile applications (known as "apps" for short).
-- This is the Original Episode --
Electro-Cutie.
Way to Die #349
On December 21, 2005, in Madison, WI. A female intern gets drunk at an office Christmas party and does strip teases for her male co-workers, much to the disgust of her female coworkers. In a plan to land a full-time position, she decides to photocopy her rear end for the boss. Once she sits on the glass of the copy machine, the glass breaks and she is fatally electrocuted from the exposed wires, which cause ventricular fibrillation and stop her heart.
Alt names - X-Mess Carol
WW1 and Done.
Way to Die #184
On June 2, 1916, at the Western Front. A German deserter during World War I prowls through battlefields to steal valuables from dead soldiers. When he gets to the body of a British soldier, he pushes it aside and finds a Jam Tin Grenade, which explodes in his hands and decapitates him.
Alt names - D'oh Boy
F.U.V'd.
Way to Die #248
On April 20, 2007, in Santa Cruz, CA. A steroid-abusing, SUV-driving doctor enjoys harassing bicycle riders on the road. With his wife in the passenger seat yelling at him, he gets distracted, loses control of the vehicle, and rear-ends a flatbed truck carrying several rods of rebars. The rods go through the windshield and impale the doctor's skull.
Alt names - FUV
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Bicycle Berserker"
Pulled Pork.
Way to Die #351
On October 26, 2010, in Shepherdsville, KY. A crooked farmer breaks into his neighbor's pigpen and masturbates the neighbor's pig in the hopes of selling its sperm on the black market. When he hears the neighbor wake up from the squeals of the pig, the farmer runs, but he trips on the bucket and knocks himself unconscious on a metal fence. While unconscious, the pig bites into the farmer's stomach. The farmer wakes up as the pig continues eating him.
Alt names - Pigging Out
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Razorback's Revenge"
The Day The Magic Died.
Way to Die #336
On June 16, 2007, in W. Springfield, MA. Two drug addicts rob an elderly former-magician-turned-magic store owner for drugs. The two tie up the old magician, find a vial of cocaine, and begin to snort it. What the two didn't realize is that what they thought was cocaine is actually G4, also known as slush powder, which is used in magic tricks to make water disappear. The powder absorbs water in their noses and expands in their tracheas, suffocating them.
Alt names - Death Spell
American Died'Ol.
Way to Die #897
On October 7, 2010, in Montclair, NJ. A brash African American woman named Chantal cuts in line during an talent search for the next big pop music star. A freak windstorm blows her umbrella out of her hands and sends it crashing down, wedging into her spinal cord and causing her death from neurogenic shock.
Alt names - Pariah Carey
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Terrified Talent"
Mastur-Bitten.
Way to Die #250
On March 15, 2009, in Lamy, NM. A scam artist posing as a state health inspector targets a sleazy motel. Using his own semen from a furious masturbation session, the scam artist is able to extort some money as well as blackmail the motel owner into staying the night at the hotel for free by revealing the semen stains with an ultraviolet light. While sleeping on the bed he soiled, some Arizona Bark Scorpions crawl on the man's bed and sting him to death.
Alt names - Black Light Scorpions
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Scary Scorpions"
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| A New App Called Death |
fandom.1000waystodie | # A Rebel With A Cause
| A Rebel With A Cause |
fandom.1000waystodie | # A Turn For The Purse
"A Turn For The Purse", Way to Die #297, is the second death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.
Plot.
Sylvia, an ex-stripper living in a suburban town has her purse stolen by an arrogant mugger named Mikey on a bicycle, who threatens her with a screwdriver.
"SON OF A--!!!" -Sylvia after Mikey stole her purse.
Meanwhile, a well dressed neighbor named Doug witnesses the robbery and chases after Mikey.
"HEY!!! HEY!!!" -Doug after witnessing the mugging and while he is chasing Mikey.
Mikey speeds away from the aggravated Doug, but hits his bike on a rock and flies onto a lawn, where he pierces his own heart with the screwdriver he was holding. Sylvia then catches up to the thief, goes past Doug and takes her purse back and calmly walks away, as Mikey takes his last breath and dies from cardiopulmonary tamponade, putting an end to his mugging, once and for all.
"Seeing what happened, a neighbor ran after the thief. Mikey tried to avoid him, but his front wheel caught a flagstone at the end of a driveway. His bike stopped...but Mikey kept going."
Transcript.
Narrator: You can take a stripper off the pole, but they still dress like sluts.
Narrator: One of the neighborhood locals was Mikey.
George Turner: Most street thugs... that take a woman's purse and get away with it, if there's no one around to see him...
-Sylvia: NO!!! NO! Throw back!<br>
-Mikey: Gimme the thing!
Sylvia: (GROWLS) SON OF A--!!!
-Narrator: Seeing what happened, a neighbor ran after the thief.<br>
-Doug: HEY!!! HEY!!!
Doug: Hey you, stop!!
Narrator: Mikey tried to avoid him,
Narrator: but his front wheel caught a flagstone at the end of a driveway.
Narrator: His bike stopped...but Mikey kept going.
Narrator: The screwdriver Mikey used to threaten Sylvia, suddenly turned on him. And punctured his heart.
Dr. Steven Burstein: Whether...the
Dr. Steven Burstein: And bleed around the heart into
Narrator: Mikey learned the hard way. Snatching a purse from an ex-stripper is risky business.
Narrator: You just might get... screwed.
| A Turn For The Purse |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Abracadaver
"Abracadaver", Way to Die #401, is the third death to be featured in "The Lighter Side of Death", which aired on March 1, 2009.
Plot.
Second-rate magician Dolph Scott, under the stage name "The Great Dolphino" (Alexander Cukor), who does magic shows for less-than-enthusiastic audiences, is ready to perform the final magic trick of the show: the bullet catch, a deadly and dangerous stunt.
Mandalite, his ex-girlfriend assistant who grows tired of him, has a blank-filled gun in her hand. Dolph, with a real bullet already secretly hidden in his mouth, says some magic words which are actually gibberish and waves his wand on the gun, tapping it. When the trick is performed, a death actually does happen.
Dolph's jugular vein is severed by the chunked-tip of his wand, which was dropped into the gun barrel when he tapped it, and he falls down, as dead as his act, with neck in hand, and the bullet falls out of his mouth.
Mandalite doesn't get away with murder--just wishful thinking, and with Dolph dead, she can finally do solo shows in Vegas if the police don't charge her with accidental homicide. The now-awakened audience is amazed, applauding the late Great Dolphino.
Transcript.
Narrator: It all went horribly wrong, but his final trick produced some real magic. The entire audience was awake, and applauding the late... great... Dolphino!
| Abracadaver |
fandom.1000waystodie | # African't
"African't", Way to Die #794, is the first death to be featured in "Dying to Tell the Story", which aired on December 29, 2010.
Plot.
Herb and Miranda are spoiled trust funders on an African safari. They haven't seen any animals. And the more their tour guide couldn't find any, the more frustrated and impatient the siblings get (Herb was the most arrogant). Having had enough, they decided to abandon their tour guide and find the animals themselves. Three and a half hours later, the siblings were predictably and dangerously lost. The 118℉ (equivalent to 47.7778℃) heat was taking its toll on them. The siblings were feeling the fatigue of accelerated dehydration. When they found a shade under a tree, they passed out.
Hours later, Miranda woke up to discover that a colony of driver ants (also known as siafu) had eaten Herb alive from the inside-out. Miranda was spared because the perfume she was wearing has tricyclodecenyl allyl ether in it, one of the most common chemicals used in insect repellent. Horrified of her brother's grisly fate, she ran off screaming into the wild.
| African't |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Air-Crapped
| Air-Crapped |
fandom.1000waystodie | # American Died'Ol
| American Died'Ol |
fandom.1000waystodie | # American Died'ol
"American Died'ol", Way to Die #897, is the sixth death featured in "A New App Called Death", which aired April 2, 2012.
Plot.
A rather arrogant African American woman named Chantal deliberately cuts in line during a talent search for the next big pop music star in the musical reality show called Star Machine.
All of a sudden, a freak windstorm blows her umbrella out of her hands and sends it crashing down, wedging into her spinal cord like a spear and causing her to die from neurogenic shock.
Transcript.
Narrator: If you want to be a star, you need equal parts ambition and talent. In her quest for immortality, Chantal learned one final lesson: You also need to be... alive.
| American Died'ol |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Amish-Tinguished
| Amish-Tinguished |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Amish-tinguished
"Amish-tinguished", Way to Die #645, is the second death to be featured in "Dying to Tell the Story", which aired on December 29, 2010.
Plot.
An Amish boy named Jebediah (who was sent to the city as part of Rumspringa) is dragged into a Halloween party by some girls who thought that he was dressed up in a costume.
Jebediah is made to drink alcoholic beverages and becomes the life of the party, until he collapses and dies, sending him to heaven. Little did everyone, even Jebediah know, is that he was born without the enzyme needed to break down alcohol, ALDH2. Without this enzyme, the alcohol became a toxin and went into his system unbroken down, killing him.
Transcript.
Narrator: The Amish try and isolate themselves to lead pure and simple lives. Jebediah came to the big city and learned a hard lesson. The Amish are no different than anyone else... Everybody dies!
| Amish-tinguished |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Anger Damagement
"Anger Damagement", Way to Die #355, is the second death featured in "Dead to Rights", which aired on February 17, 2010.
Plot.
Every week, Fernando gathers his friends at his house for a night of watching professional wrestling. Today, Fernando invited a new friend, Chip, over. Fernando met him at an anger management class, and Chip still had some anger issues left over due to his failed ambitions at becoming a TV sportscaster, which were so severe he should have wore a straitjacket. Soon after, Fernando realizes he made a mistake when the combination of anger and alcohol has Chip picking fights with the rest of the guys. Before Chip could wail on one of the guys, he runs headfirst into the widescreen television and accidentally kills himself; it was a triple-whammy: glass shards were embedded in his face, he broke his neck on impact, and was electrocuted by the severed wires.
Transcript.
Narrator: Finally, Chip brought the party...and himself...to a dead stop.
Narrator: Chip was unable to control his hair-triggered temper. But in the end, he finally wound up... in television.
| Anger Damagement |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Another Up The Butt Story
"Another Up the Butt Story", Way to Die #449, is the second death to be featured in the episode "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on August 8, 2011.
Plot.
Jason has a bachelor party the day before he is to be married. The bachelor party contains an exotic dancer who is being used as a human sushi bar. Mid-way through, the exotic dancer goes into the bathroom for a break, but Jason still wants to have sex with the stripper, so he follows her in. The stripper angrily shoves Jason onto the toilet, and Jason accidentally flushes it. Because the toilet was having repair work done, the flush causes the porcelain lid to fly off the toilet and shatter. In an attempt to run out, Jason slips, and impales himself through the rectum on a shard of the lid, killing him from exsanguination, much to the horror of the stripper.
Transcript.
Narrator: Mealtime was long over, but Jason was still hungry for more. Having sex in a bathroom with a drunk bachelor was not part of this party's girl's job description. She did her best hold off the horndog, until fate stepped in...and flushed this loser down the drain...forever.
Narrator: Jason was a pig disguised as a human being. He did his fiance a huge favor: he turned 'I do' into... 'I dead'
| Another Up The Butt Story |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Antonio Drenuch
| Antonio Drenuch |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Any Given Gunday
"Any Given Gunday", Way to Die #275, is the first death featured in "That's "Mister Death" To You", which aired on July 11, 2011.
Plot.
Jerome, a pro footballer, gets seduced by a jersey chaser named Cindy. One night, Cindy sleeps with Jerome, hoping to relieve him of his money. Over the time, Jerome had no recollection of his rendezvous with Cindy due to a concussion from one of his games. The following morning, Jerome thinks someone broke into his home; during the paranoia, Jerome had hidden pistols in his pillow, in his bathroom, and in his kitchen, without Cindy knowing. As Cindy is cooking breakfast for Jerome, she is about to put some cinnamon buns in the oven, but Jerome warns her not to open it, as one of his guns is hiding inside. The heat in the oven had heated the pistol, causing it to fire a bullet right into Cindy's head and through her skull, killing her instantly.
Transcript.
Narrator: One question lingers after watching this tragic tale of modern romance: Jerome, why the hell did you hide a gun in an oven?
| Any Given Gunday |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Apocalypse Harley
Apocalypse Harley, Way to Die #445, is the sixth and last death to be featured in "Death Penalties", which aired on January 25, 2012.
Plot.
Harley, a celebrity cocaine and sexuality addict, is pursued by the "Hollywood Hitman" so he can be told that he's "fired". However, Harley, strung out, goes into the kitchen to snort more cocaine plus a shot of tiger blood and grab a machete. Harley then circles the hitman with the machete, but accidentally trips and impales himself, severing his pulmonary artery and with his final word "Winning!", he finally dies from excessive blood loss, and while his muses look on in confusion at Harley's corpse, the hitman is relieved that his mission is now complete.
Transcript.
Narrator: Success in Hollywood is fleeting. But when it happens, people often become ego-tistical monsters. Let Harley's fictional demise be a lesson to all wannabe stars - If you make it to the top, it's a long fall to the bottom. And the landing hurts like a bitch.
Hitman: Goddesses... that's a wrap.
| Apocalypse Harley |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ariva-Deadci
| Ariva-Deadci |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Arriva-Deadci
| Arriva-Deadci |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Arriva-deadci
"Arriva-deadci", Way To Die #678, is the fifth death to be featured in "Dead Before They Know It", which aired on March 23, 2011.
Plot.
A mobster named Carmine on parole is granted permission to be on a work release program, but slacks off and orders his co-workers to do his work for him. When his parole officer visits him, Carmine tricks her into thinking that he is doing as he's told and moves a dumpster. However, he gets distracted when he sees his co-worker talking to his parole officer about his job performance and forgets to lock the wheels on the dumpster, which ends up rolling down the hill and pinning him against a second dumpster. Carmine is killed when the sharp end of the first dumpster punctures his abdomen.
Transcript.
Narrator: Get a load of this ugly mug: His name is Carmine. He's a wise guy who took a fall for the dawn. So, he's been serving a 2-year sentence for assault and battery.
Parole Officer: We find that you were sufficiently rehabilitated to go out on a work release program.
Narrator: Carmine had convinced everyone he was ready to clean up his act.
Narrator: So the Don called in a favor and got Carmine a job: cleaning up the streets.
Narrator: But Carmine had no intention of getting his hands dirty.
Carmine: Hey, this is how it's gonna be: you're gonna drive the truck, you're gonna take out trash, and me, I'm gonna supervise.
Co-Worker: Yeah, right...
Parrish Jordon: When a probation officer go out to uh... check on defendant and if the defendant is not doing his job, then he can get violated and be returned back to court. They can get themselves right back into square one, which means... prison.
Co-Worker: Are you gonna help me with this, fool?
Carmine: Nope.
Narrator: Carmine did a lot of... "supervised".
Narrator: But he was quick to sing a different tune around his probation officer.
Carmine: Things been great for last 2 weeks. Let me show you how I've been doing.
Narrator: As he was showing off how hard he worked, Carmine's co-worker was talking.
Carmine: (Sighs of tiredness)
Narrator: Carmine might've been a wise guy, but he wasn't too smart. Perhaps if he had actually done some of the hard labor,
Narrator: Carmine would've known how to lock the dumpster's wheels in place.
Carmine: (Moans of pain)
Narrator: Ay, badda bing, badda boom.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: This dumpster weighed 500 pounds, it had 300 pounds of garbage inside it, it was traveling at over 15 miles per hour. This, is more than...
Dr. Pavel Bindra: ...12,000 units of force. When the sharp section of the dumpster at this man's mid-rib, it caused the gut to rupture. And all the conscience he just gets extruded out, and he effectively exploded to death.
Narrator: Carmine made parole,
Narrator: and went back to his bad behavior. He had no intention of taking out the trash,
Narrator: so the trash...
Carmine: (Moans of pain)
Narrator: took him out!
Alternative Description.
Description as seen on Spike TV's website
"An ex-con in a sanitation work release program finally agrees to do some work when he loses control of a dumpster and it rolls out of control and pins him to a wall, which causes his guts to spill when it is removed."
| Arriva-deadci |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Art Attack
Art Attack, Way to Die #193, is the seventh and last death featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.
Plot.
A pervert posing as a French artist named "Mr. Amnesia" tried everything he could to get some hoo-ha with women. In many times, he actually succeeded, managing to get more action than a pornstar. After that, the women left, and everything would be normal for him, unless if he does it another few more times. But things were a little bit different this time. One night, he tries to seduce a woman. But due to his strange and a little unorthodox seduction methods, such as touching the sides a little too much and talking like he turned into a creep, the woman rejects him and leaves. In a fit of rage, he punches something he found at a junkyard, and tried to seduce the woman with, that something being called a butterfly bomb, a floating explosive device that releases shards within a mile when triggered, and called it a "sculpture". But when he punches it, the bomb explodes and metal shrapnels get lodged in his face, killing him. Sending this so-called French Artist and pervert straight to hell as he deserves.
"Mr. Amnesia thought he could sweet-talk any woman into bed, and he did not like to be turned down. In a rage, he lashed out at his worthless sculpture."
Transcript.
Art Student #3: "Non mais ça va pas ? Non mais !" (Are you insane or what?!)
Narrator:
Mr. Amnesia: (In fake accent) "Oh, tu m'fais chier, oh !!" (Oh, you piss me off!!)
Narrator: Mr. Amnesia thought he could sweet-talk any woman into bed, and he did not like to be turned down. In a rage, he lashed out at his worthless sculpture.
Narrator: It's the age-old battle of the sexes. Men will do whatever it takes to bed down the babe-a-licious beauties of the world. Mr. Amnesia just used the wrong weapon and wound up...killed in action.
Alternative Description.
This was the description for this death as seen on Spike TV's website. "An egotistical French sculptor is showing off his bizarre works to a female art student when he chisels his signature into a scrap-metal sculpture and triggers a vintage Butterfly bomb."
| Art Attack |
fandom.1000waystodie | # As-Capped
"As-Capped", Way to Die #273, is the second death to be featured in "", which aired on October 31, 2011.
Plot.
Old Man Arthur is a man modeled after Phil Spector. Donning a wig, he was a one-time legendary producer who ripped off every musician he worked with including a band known as "Jerry and the Antrix", who now reside in the nursing home with him. After saying the songs stink worse than his diapers, he's shown to also be rude and ungrateful to his nurse. After one of the band members claims that Arthur owed him money for 30 years, he prepares to shoot the gang, saying that they are the scum of the earth. His fed-up nurse tells him to put the gun down, but unfortunately, he suffers a fit of palsy while yelling to them "I'm a genius! I made you!"... right before shooting his own oxygen tank, and then... he dies from explosion injuries. Sending the one time legendary producing, bad wig wearing, rude, ungrateful, incompetent, scamming, gun wielding, old man straight to Hell. While the nurse cries, the band celebrates his death with a new song.
"Arthur was famous for two things: bad wigs and carrying a gun. He raised his palsied hand and took aim."
Transcript.
Narrator:
Narrator: Arthur was famous for two things: bad wigs and carrying a gun. He raised his palsied hand and took aim.
Nurse: ARTHUR, PUT THAT GUN DOWN, NOW!!!
Arthur: I'm a genius! I made you...
Jerry and the Antrix: (Scream)
Narrator: Arthur screwed everyone he ever worked with. But in the end, he gave Jerry and the Antrix an ending to their song.
Jerry and the Antrix: (Singing) HE'S DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD.
| As-Capped |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Asphyxi-Asian
"Asphyxi-Asian", Way to Die #231, is the first death featured in "Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death", which aired on February 23, 2011.
Plot.
The narrator relaxes at home in front of the television, and finds an episode of a Japanese game show. Two female contestants put on scuba gear to play a game. One of them has a mean and nasty attitude, that contestant makes the presenter ask how to say "mean and nasty bitch" in Japanese. The game involves the contestants to swim through hoops while carrying cantaloupes. The nasty-tempered contestant taunts the nicer one, who later gives up and rises up to the surface to want to breathe air. However, the nasty-tempered contestant dies, the unexpected death cause interest in the presenter how she died.
Before to the recording, A Truck exhaust fumes get sucked into her air tank while being filled, so much that the dirty tank filter fails to remove the exhaust, she uses the contaminated air tank, who makes her die from carbon monoxide poisoning, leaving the host, the other contestant, the audience, and the narrator horrified, who says that will be a good 1000 Ways to Die story and will talk to the producers about it before falling asleep.
Transcript.
Narrator: (surprised) Wow! If you ask me, that looks like one dead Japanese game show contestant! I wonder what could've caused her to die!
Narrator: (trying to remember what he saw) Hmmm... so let me get this straight: I was channel surfing. I came upon a weird Japanese game show. One of the contestants was a real bitch. Then she wound up dying. Well, that will make a good 1000 Ways to Die story. Maybe I'll mention it to the knucklehead producers. But right now, it's (yawns) naptime. (snoring)
| Asphyxi-Asian |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ass-Hoppered
"Ass-Hoppered", Way to Die #213, is the fifth death featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 11, 2011.
Plot.
Two men named Darryl and Eugene in rural California attempt to grow marijuana for money, but end up smoking their stash. The two get "the munchies," but having no food, Eugene decides to eat a grasshopper. Unknowingly allergic to a protein in the bug's exoskeleton, he goes into an anaphylactic shock, his throat swells shut, and he suffocates to death.
Transcript.
Narrator: Darryl and Eugene tried to get in on the green revolution by growing some killer weed. But then Eugene got the munchies, ate some crunchies, and wound up in the compost heap called... death.
| Ass-Hoppered |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ass-Plosion
"Ass-Plosion", Way to Die #830, is the fifth death featured in "Death, The Final Frontier", which aired on July 15, 2012, as part of the series finale.
Plot.
A Scottish bodybuilder named Angus plays dirty against his opponents in a "Strongest Man" competition, by greasing the handles of one guy's weights, and throwing insults at the other guy, making them both drop what they were lifting. When he lifts up a large rock, the pressure caused by his body expels his weak anal sphincter and intestines out through his rectum. Angus screams in horror, and as a result, he dies from a massive heart attack caused by the shock of seeing his own organs.
Transcript.
Narrator: There's an expression in sports: no guts, no glory. Angus dropped his guts, missed out on the glory, and finished the competition...dead last!
Segment Description.
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
| Ass-Plosion |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ass Phyxiated
"Ass Phyxiated", Way to Die #451, is the first death to be featured in "Death Bites!", which aired on December 9, 2009, and the third death to be featured in the episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
Ray Roberts was a chubby chaser who was helping women to lose weight. Until he found a woman who the narrator called "Big Bess". She was 400 pounds and Ray knew he had hit the "mother-load". They have a couple of drinks and then go upstairs to the bed. They start off with oral stimulation. They eat donuts, and they start having sex afterwards. Big Bess' heart couldn't take the stress and she was knocked unconscious, landing on top on Ray. Her ass crushes his chest and her breasts cover his face and he is unable to breathe. He finally asphyxiates to death. When she comes through, she sees his dead body and is saddened by it. Well, at least he died doing what he loved.
Transcript.
Narrator: When it came to chubby chasing, Ray was a big game hunter. This time, the hunter became the prey. Game over, Ray.
| Ass Phyxiated |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Babaye-whacked
| Babaye-whacked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Back Broke Mountain
"Back Broke Mountain", Way to Die #111, is the third death to be featured in "Come On, Get Deathy", which aired on January 20, 2010.
Plot.
Wanda and her husband, Marco, were out taking a hike near a cliff. He had originally planned to divorce her, but he later had planned to murder her to collect her insurance.
"Your ass is getting bigger." -Wanda saying something that CANNOT be left out!
During the hike, Marco excuses himself from Wanda to secretly call his lover. Thinking Marco was peeing in the bushes, Wanda informs him to come on. When they view the scenery, Marco begins the plan, making it look like he's taking a picture of him and Wanda with his camera phone. However, Wanda shoves Marco off the edge of the cliff by accident after trying to fight him off in self-defense. This results in a treacherous tumble, strait to the base of the mountain. During the fall, the rocky mountainside breaks many of his bones. The mountainside broke his back, crushed his spine, shattered his skull, snapped his neck, broke his arms and legs, destroyed his internal organs, caused irreversible brain damage, unfathomable agony, and total annihilation, sending the attempted-killing husband to the hell as he deserves.
"It was time for divorce, Marco-style."
Transcript.
Narrator: Sometimes things aren't as they seem. Take these 2 hikers for example. Marco and Wanda seem to be just another married couple out for a hike. They don't appear to be the happiest of couples, but if Wanda knew just how truly unhappy her husband was, she would've skip the hike,
Marco: Go!
Narrator: and call the police.
Wanda: What a douche...
Jessica Leroy, MA, MFT: When you lose respect in a relationship, this is what can happen: it can erode that trust, it can erode the good feelings, within the relationship...
Marco: We just ran...
Narrator: After 5 years their marriage was on the rocks.
Wanda: Your ass is getting bigger.
Narrator: They already discuss divorce. But Marco had a much simpler plan:
Marco: Hey, I gotta take a leak.
Wanda: Make sure you jiggle it when it's done.
Narrator: He was going to kill her. Make it look like an accident and spend all the insurance money with his mistress.
Marco: Yeah. I'm gonna do it, baby, yeah. I gotta- I gotta go!
Marco: Let's go. You ready?
Wanda: Yeah.
Marco: Look at this view. This is like a 280-degree view here.
Narrator: Marco thought he'd be able to turn on the charm one last time before he did the dirty deed. But Wanda wasn't buying it.
Wanda: You know what this view reminds me of? Why I can't stand looking at you anymore.
Narrator: That was the last straw.
Marco: Come on, baby. Let's get a picture together.
Narrator: It was time for divorce, Marco-style.
Wanda: Get off.
-Wanda: (SCREAMS)<br>
-Marco: Whoa!
Dr. DJ Green: Someone that falls... from 2 to 3 stories and lands on their face...
Dr. DJ Green: can result in facial fractures, skull fractures, bleeding from the brain as it collides with the inside of skull, and likely trauma to the spinal column...
Narrator: As much as Wanda wanted to get rid of Marco,
Wanda: (Gasps) Oh my god!
Narrator: this was not how she imagined it.
Marco: Smile for the picture.
Wanda: Get off.
Narrator: Marco's plan didn't just backfire...
Wanda: (SCREAMS)
Narrator: it broke his back.
| Back Broke Mountain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Back Stabbed
"Back Stabbed", Way to Die #869, is the fourth death to be featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010, and the second death to be featured in the episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
Viking king Nygard decided to go on a marauding campaign to leave his brother Mort in charge. With Nygard away, Mort made a party celebration by having sex with women. When the queen tried to shut it down, Mort told the other women to get out of here and he threw her down and raped her, thinking that he was the king she knew. Over the next few months, Mort was having his way with her until Nygard returned and caught him in the act, unleashing his berserker rage. He then orders his men to seize him and order an execution. Nygard took Mort's life by performing a blood eagle (Which is something the former calls the worst way of teaching the latter life). He slices Mort's back and pulls out his lungs (resembling wings, hence the name), which shriveled up due to the exposed air, causing Mort to suffocate to death.
| Back Stabbed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Backseat Die-er
"Backseat Die-er", Way to Die #105, is the sixth death featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot.
Omar is a very incompetent paramedic who had been fired in three other cities around Missouri due to getting high off their supplies, and is now working at a fourth. He is joined by his new female coworker Lauren. When Lauren tells Omar to go into the back, he gets high on nitrogenous oxide, dreams that he's having sex with Lauren (for he has a crush on her) and starts to play with the defibrillator. The defibrillator electrocutes him to death, much to the shock of Lauren as she tries to perform CPR on him but he is already dead.
Transcript.
Narrator: It's Omar's first day as a paramedic...
Omar: Hey there!
Narrator: In this town... He had been fired for incompetence in three other cities around Missouri, but somehow got rehired in a fourth.
Lauren: (In Omar's dream) Hey Omar, how about a little mouth to mouth.
Narrator: This time, Omar got so high, he started playing with the defibrillator.
Lauren: (IRL) Omar what are you doing back there?
Lauren: DON'T DO THAT!!!
Narrator: Omar was an incompetent doofus. Thank god before he could do harm to a patient, he pulled his own plug.
| Backseat Die-er |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bad Assid
Way to Die #321: Bad Assid, is the sixth death featured in "Dead on Dead", which aired on February 24, 2010.
Plot.
On September 21, 2005, in Downers Grove, Ilinois. Four friends named Joe, Tricia, Lina and Alice are bored on a rainy day, until a fifth friend named Tommy shows up with some LSD. Alice has recently broken up with Joe, who takes two hits. The quintet begin to swim around in an empty pool, thinking it is filled with water. Alice who took two hits dives in, and dies when she bellyflops against the bottom of the pool, crushing her spinal column and her skull, cutting off her nerves, causing massive hemorrhaging.
Transcript.
Narrator: It was just another rainy afternoon. Joe, Tricia, Lina and Alice were bored beyond relief. Drinking beer, that was for the frathouse crowd. They had to be a better way to kill the time.
Tommy: Hey, guys! Look what I've got!
Narrator: And then Tommy came to the rescue. He had some acid, LSD.
Narrator: They might lose their mind, but least they won't be bored.
Tommy: Yeah!
Dr. Shetal Desai: LSD is lysergic acid. It is actually one of the most common and most potent tolycigene. But speculated to work on , and . These 2 areas began to cross. So it gives that... the user of the feeling that they actually hearing colors or they can actually feel sounds.
Narrator: Tommy gave each of his friends a hid of the acid salted paper.
Alice: Wait. Can I one more?
Narrator: Alice wanted a second dose. She just been dumped by her boyfriend was looking to wipe her sleep clean. To his oblerer acid, would take care of that.
Narrator: Soon enough, the acid started coming on. And the gang got giggly. Outside it was cold and rainy, and inside their heads, it was warm and fuzzy.
Narrator: The pool's empty. But... that didn't keep these from taking a dip. In their minds, they were swimming.
Jason Romero: The use of potent is a... really common it's a... it's a big problem because you have people that er... are not in the regular reality. So they-they would... you know, see things that aren't there, they will start to do act in "real" world and correspond in these... fantasies.
Alice: Hey, guys.
-Tricia: Alice!<br>
-Joe: Aliice! Come here.
Narrator: Two-hit Alice had gone off the deep end... and then she jumped off it.
Narrator: A perfect bellyflop into a waterless pool would pop anyone's life bulb.
Narrator: The impact shattered her spinal colon, cutting off her phrenic nerve, which power the diaphragm. Her lungs stop functioning, and she dies in less than minute.
Narrator: If you ever get the notion that taking two hits of acid is a good idea, go ask Alice.
| Bad Assid |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bad Hair Day
"Bad Hair Day", Way to Die #300, is the second death to be featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010.
Plot.
A woman named Betty on a double date with Suzy refuses to let her boyfriend, Joe make out with her, fearing her beehive hairstyle will be ruined. Finally, he gets frustrated with her and the two step outside to smoke cigarettes, with Joe lighting hers for her cigarette. Only one problem: back in the 1950's, hairspray contained alcohol and other flammable substances, causing Betty's hair to burn hotter as pizza oven and longer. The flame from his lighter sets fire to her hair, saturated with hairspray. Betty dies when the fire spreads to her scalp, burning her brain and cooking her skull.
"In an instant, Betty's hair became a towering inferno."
Transcript.
Narrator: In an instant, Betty's hair became a towering inferno.
Narrator: Betty wouldn't give it up and then she lit it up. All because of her killer hair.
Quotes.
"Come on, baby, I'm about to blow!" -Joe beginning to get tired of not getting any action from Betty.
"You got another one of those?" -Betty asking Joe for a cigarette, right before her hair is set ablaze.
| Bad Hair Day |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bad Laps
"Bad Laps", Way to Die #143, is the second death to be featured in "Sor-Dead Affair", which aired on February 29, 2012.
Plot.
Sergeant Stu is a former drill sergeant turned swimming instructor for a women's swimming class. One of Stu's methods of torture was to double the temperature on the pool's heater, making the water incredibly hot. After his class complains, Stu challenges them to an endurance race, where if the women win, the class would be dismissed. Stu starts off at an early lead, but soon after, the women win after 20 laps. The women did not notice it, but Stu was floating dead in the water due to hyperthermia caused by his wetsuit trapping the pool's heat, leading to heart failure.
Transcript.
-Narrator: Nowadays if you want to get in shape, you don't go jogging...<br>
-Stu: Give me 50 (seconds). Set...
Stu: (Whistles)
-Narrator: You sign up for an extreme fitness bootcamp.<br>
-Stu: ****!
Stu: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!!
Narrator: Sergeant Stu's water torture class, was one of the most abusive.
Stu: YOU GUYS STINK!!!
Christopher Mitchell: The only time I think it will be dangerous for a client, to be trained by a personal trainer, is when the personal trainer does not know what is he doing, however next room like myself, meet pushing them beyond their physical capabilities, that isn't dangerous at all. He asks my clients puke. However that's just their body adapting to change something they're not used to.
Narrator: One of sergeant Stu's favorite torture techniques: he jack up the thermostat on the pool's heater to double the suffer index.
Student: It is freaking hotter in here!
Stu: It is not, the water's fine! It's just an attitude problem!
Narrator: Sergeant Sages decided this girl's class was giving too whiny. So he decided to show them how it's done.
Stu: We're gonna have endurance race. If anyone of you win, we're done for today!
Stu: Ready? Set. Go.
Narrator: Stu got out to a quick start. But after a few laps, the girls left him in their wake.
Narrator: 20 laps later, the exhausted booty campers crawl out of the pool. But where is Stu?
Narrator: He was doing a good impression of a goldfish. The kind you wind up flushing down the toilet.
David Svoboda: During exercise, 70% of energy goes towards cling down the muscles as sweats. In a pool that is 80 degrees or higher, the skin doesn't have ability to cool itself down. He experienced hyperthermia or commonly known as heatstroke.
Narrator: Stu's decision to wear a full body swimsuit. Caused him to retain heat, and going to hyperthermia even quicker. His brain overheated, and through his heart into overdrive.
Narrator: His students didn't notice, he was dying. Until he was dead.
Stu: Give me 50 (secs).
-Narrator: Let this be a lesson to all you fitness freaks:<br>
-Stu: Set... GO!!!
Narrator: Take it slow...
Stu: You guys are terrible!!!
Narrator: and easy...
Stu: Go.
Narrator: or you might wind up like Stu:...
Narrator: dead in the water.
| Bad Laps |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bad Max
"Bad Max", Way to Die #873, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010, and the ninth death to be featured in the episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
When you boil it down, this show is about cosmic justice. People get what's coming to them. For this next story, we asked the cosmos if there was anyone who might have slipped through the cracks. Someone who deserves a cosmic ass-kicking "1000 Ways" style. Here's how the cosmos responded. "Bad" Max (John A. Graham), a big-time movie star (a parody of ), had fame, money, and a bit of a poisonous attitude. Even when he was younger, his attitude was lethal, and he wasn't above using racism on some people. One day, after getting a new girlfriend (Diane Jay Gonzalez), the latter was fond of recording his abusive tirades (since nobody would believe her). Max demanded her to give him oral sex in the jacuzzi in ten minutes. Ten minutes have passed, and after Max angrily protested, the girlfriend blows him off. After Max got into the jacuzzi anyway, he accidentally sits on the suction pump. The pump sucks out his liver, kidneys, spleen, small and large intestines, pancreas, stomach, esophagus, gallbladder, heart and lungs, turning the entire pool blood red as Max dies from massive exsanguination, much to the horror of his girlfriend as the inconsiderate, racist, bad-tempered, selfish and annoyingly evil movie star is sent to Hell as he deserves.
"Max's new girlfriend was fond of recording his rants. Nobody would believe her. Max thought he was going to get his wish, but the girlfriend blew him off instead. Max wanted a good suck...but this was more than he bargained for."
Transcript.
Narrator: When you boil it down, this show is about cosmic justice.
-Narrator: People get what's coming to them.<br>
-Johnny: Oh!
Dave: John, you idiot!!
Narrator: For this next story,
Narrator: we asked the cosmos if there was anyone who might have slipped through the cracks.
Narrator: Someone who deserves a karmic ass kicking, thousand ways style.
Female dancer: (Screams)
Narrator: Here's how the cosmos responded.
Narrator: Say hello to Max.
Max: HUH?!
Narrator: He's a big-time movie star.
Max: You fell asleep while I was waiting for a ******* job!!!
-Narrator: He had fame, money, but he was still a nasty son of a bitch.<br>
-Max: Do you hear me?!! Do you understand what I'm saying to you?!!
Max: You make me just wanna vomit!!
Narrator: Even earlier in his career, his temper was... lethal.
Photographer: Hey, can I just take my picture with you?
Max: What are you, a ******* paparazzi?!
Jaclynn Robinson: Someone who has everything, in this case a celebrity, feels a sense of power and entitlement, their mentality is: "I can do whatever I want and say whatever I want." And it's dangerous because eventually they're going to spin out of control.
Narrator: Another one of Max's endearing qualities:
Female Police Officer: Good afternoon, sir. Your license and registration, please.
Narrator: He was a flat out racist.
Max: You a Jew?
Max's GF: Hello.
Max: (GROWLS) You whore!!!
Narrator: Max's new girlfriend was fond of recording his rants. Nobody would believe her.
Max: (On GF's phone) You're such a whore! I except... (Normal voice) a ******* job... IN 10... (Echo) MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTES!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Max thought he was going to get his wish...
Max: There's the jacuzzi! Here is my penis! Get naked, now!
Narrator: But the girlfriend blew him off instead.
Max: Let's go!!!
Max's GF: No! I'm not going in there with you.
Narrator: Max wanted a good suck.
Narrator: I do not like the way you- ah!
Narrator: But this was more than he bargained for.
Max: (Moans of pain)
Narrator: He sat on the hot tub's water intake in a way that formed a perfect seal with his rectum.
Max: (MOANS OF PAIN)
Max's GF: (GASPS)
Max's GF: (Screams) Somebody! Help! (Screams)
Dr. Pavel Bindra: When the pool drainage sucked out his intestines, it started ripping out organs which attached to the intestines. In succession, it ripped out the large intestines, small intestine, liver, kidneys, spleen, and he bled to death because of massive exsanguination.
Narrator: This story is based on a real death,
Narrator: it just didn't happen to this guy we called Max.
Max: What are you, a ******* paparazzi?!
-Max: (GROWLS)<br>
-Narrator: If he was real and ready to learn from his mistakes, here's what we tell him:
Max: You make me just wanna vomit!!
Narrator: There's no rule that says Hollywood stars have to become jerks,
Max: Here is my penis!
Max: You a Jew?
Max: You whore!!!
Narrator: but if they do, be forewarned.
Max: Ah!
Narrator: We love to watch your careers go down the drain.
Max's GF: (Screams)
| Bad Max |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ball 'N Pain
| Ball 'N Pain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ball 'n Pain
"Ball 'N Pain", Way to Die #817, is the seventh death to be featured in "Waking Up Dead", which aired on February 3, 2010.
Plot.
Terry and Cedric steal a globe riding/zorb ball and play around in it, in a plain road in the mountains.
"Compare those two with hamsters, would be an insult to the entire rodent community."
-The narrator after the zorb ball expert opinion.
However, when take the wrong path, they roll down a mountain at 45 mph (72 km/h), repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones on each other to which the narrator compares to being in a multiple car crash without wearing a seatbelt. And by the time the ball stops by a branch, Terry and Cedric are dead by multiple trauma.
Transcript.
Narrator: Compare those two with hamsters, would be an insult to the entire rodent community.
Narrator: Their party ball popped, and what was left inside looked like an outtake from Humpty Dumpty. Multiple fractures, broken skulls, and severe brain injuries meant one thing-- all the kings medics would never put these two morons together again.
| Ball 'n Pain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Ball Sacked
"Ball Sacked", Way to Die #497 is the sixth death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot.
Coach Schafer was an angry football coach who has been reduced to working at a small-town high school after being fired for cheating. As he tries to toughen up his players in an outlawed "Bull Ring" drill, the coach is hit by a player, stumbles from the hit and into the path of a kicker's kick, which hits him in the uprights. Normally, a crotch kick will hurt. However, that one was fatal because the kicker was given lead inserts in his cleats just before practice and the force of the kick causes the coach's pelvis to shatter and a piece of bone to lodge into his kidneys and give him a fatal case of septic shock.
| Ball Sacked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Balloon-A-Tic
| Balloon-A-Tic |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Balloon-a-tic
"Balloon-a-tic", Way to Die #122, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Cure for the Common Death, Part II", which aired on December 15, 2010.
Plot.
A girl and her friends are having a bachelorette party, and they hired a male stripper named Boinky. He performs tricks on the bachelorette, a striptease, and then he does the grand finale; Boinky then swallows a purple balloon, but his stomach acid pops the balloon, choking him to death. The women however, are too confused to help thinking that this is all a part of his act.
Segment Description.
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
| Balloon-a-tic |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bank Ruptured
"Bank Ruptured", Way to Die #756, is the second death to be featured in "Cure for the Common Death, Part I", which aired on March 22, 2009.
Plot.
A man named Pierre has an eating disorder known as Pica Syndrome (a condition in which people crave things that are not edible). Pierre had a craving for metal coins, and even ate the tag from his pet dog's collar. Several weeks later, pain begins to build in Pierre's stomach as the weight of the metal objects was forcing Pierre's stomach against his pelvis. The hospital does an emergency surgery on Pierre's stomach, but it is too late because the metal objects in his stomach had lacerated large veins and arteries and eventually, his stomach ruptured and his entire blood supply (including the objects) leaked into his abdomen. Pierre died before a stomach transplant could be performed. Thus sending him to Heaven.
"Of all the stories that have passed through the 1000 Ways to Die research department, this one wins the medal of weirdness."
| Bank Ruptured |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bats All Folks
"Bats All Folks", Way to Die #324, is the fifth death to be featured in "Death Be a Lady Tonight", which aired on July 25, 2011.
Plot.
An unscrupulous antiquities trader and Tomb Raider named Dutch sneaks into a cave along with his sidekick, Kim, and steals a 1,000-year-old warrior statue not listening to Kim's warnings, only to awaken a colony of bats. One of the bats bites Dutch in the neck, infecting him with the SARS virus, although him and Kim managed to escape. Two weeks later, Dutch, while the statue is in his possession, succumbs to the SARS virus.
| Bats All Folks |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Batter Upped
"Batter Upped", Way to Die #899, is the third death featured in "Death Takes A Vacation", which aired November 14, 2011.
Plot.
A food vendor named Julian at a carnival tries to seduce his co-worker named Dixie in the booth by erotically feeding her with porn food... especially deep-fried snacks. Dixie enjoys it, until Julian tries to make out with her. Dixie resists and Julian goes into rage mode and tries to rape her, but Dixie dumps a bucket of batter over his head and runs off to her car. Julian goes after her, but ends up running into a pole and face-planting into a deep-fryer, which gives him fatal burns, and cooks his brain alive. Dixie forgets her keys so she goes back, and screams in horror at the sight of Julian's fried corpse.
Transcript.
Dixie: No, no no no!
WARNING!!!
Narrator: Guys, how many times do we have to tell you, NO means NO!
Dixie: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Julian: GET BACK HERE!!!
Narrator: When Dixie fled, she forgot her keys, and discovers Julian's got as much life as a day-old funnel cake.
Dixie: JULIAN!!! Oh my god!
Dixie: (screams)
Narrator: Okay, guys. Here are some dating advice: Deep fried foods are a no-no... and not every girl wants you... and most importantly, No does mean No. Got it?
| Batter Upped |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bed Buggered
"Bed Buggered", Way to Die #415, is the third death featured in "Sudden Death", which aired on December 22, 2010.
Plot.
Two college roommates named Tyler and Ravi (a jock and a geek respectively) share a dorm room, with Ravi continually being made to leave whenever Tyler brings a date to the dorm. One night, Ravi finally brings a date to the room, and has sex with her on top of the bunk beds while Tyler harasses the two of them from below, saying that he got a nice big piece of chalk at where he is whenever they are done. However, the movements of the couple cause the top bunk to fall on Tyler and fatally crushed him to death like a pancake, much to the shock of Ravi and his date.
"Ravi wasn't about to fail this test. He went on pounding her... books, until..."
"Hey, babe! I got a nice big piece of chalk down there whenever you're done." - Tyler harassing the couple from the bottom bunk and his final words before his death.
Transcript.
Narrator: Ravi wasn't about to fail this test. He went on pounding her... books, until...
Tyler: Hey, babe! I got a nice big piece of chalk down there whenever you're done.
Narrator: Tyler was a sock-blocker who banned his roomie to the hallway, but then Ravi got some funk in his bunk and Tyler wound up... bottomed out.
| Bed Buggered |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bed Caught Off
| Bed Caught Off |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Beer Bashed
"Beer Bashed", Way to Die #540, is the fifth death featured in "Dead on Dead", which aired on February 24, 2010.
Plot.
A rugby team throws a beach party after losing another game. One of the players who goes by the name of John gets drunk. After finding out the beer is cold, he warms it up by throwing a keg of beer into a bonfire. The team parts the bonfire but John stays. Shortly after they leave John stands and waits. The keg explodes and the metal scraps from the keg cut through his body, killing him.
| Beer Bashed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Belly'd Up
"Belly'd Up", Way to Die #146, is the second death to be featured in "Bringing in the Dead", which aired on January 6, 2010.
Plot.
On June 18, 2001 in Ann Arbor, Michigan, Natasha was a belly dancer determined to win the Belly Dancer of the Universe competition. She dances around in her house, trying to perfect her dance style. She practices every day and treated this competition as her Super Bowl. She wants to "reach for the stars." Unfortunately for Natasha, her scarf gets tangled in the ceiling fan due to her constantly throwing her scarf up in the air. As a result, the fan lifts Natasha off her feet and up into the air where she simultaneously tries desperately to breathe and get her scarf unstuck. Tragically, the belly dancing beauty's struggles prove unsuccessful as Natasha asphyxiates, which ends both her life and her dream to become the Belly Dancer of the Universe.
"Natasha had already put herself through veterinarian school, by dancing at local middle eastern restaurant in nightclub. For Natasha, the 5000-year-old dance form, was the ultimate expression of sensuality. The Belly Dancer of the Universe Competition was her Super Bowl. Dancers from all over the world would be competing. To win it, she would have to take her skills to the highest level imaginable. She implemented a rigorous training schedule, the equal of any pro athlete. Every night, she would come home for work and practice, shaking, spinning, swing and splitting, until exhausted. But sometimes, when you shoot for the stars...you wind up... lost in space."
Transcript.
Narrator: Some people shoot for the stars. Others never get off their fat dust.
Narrator: Natasha, was a mover and a shaker. She had her eyes fixed on one goal: To win the Belly Dancer of the Universe Competition.
Shay Lynn: Belly dancing's, away from expression. Very erotic, very hot and it's gotta lot of culture behind it. Absolutely sexy. It's almost it's like... making love to... the air. (Laughs)
Narrator: Natasha had already put herself through Varon Arient school, by dancing at local middle eastern restaurant in nightclub. For Natasha, the 5000-year-old dance form, was the ultimate expression of sensuality.
Narrator: The Belly Dancer of the Universe Competition was her Super Bowl. Dancers from all over the world would be competing. To win it, she would have to take her skills to the highest level imaginable.
Narrator: She implemented a rigorous training schedule, the equal of any pro athlete. Every night, she would come home for work and practice, shaking, spinning, swing and splitting, until exhausted. But sometimes, when you shoot for the stars...
Narrator: You wind up... lost in space.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: The larynx, is a very introcut well developed tissue.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: This is crushed all the sudden you've choked off, your oxygen supply to the lungs. And as a result, you can asphyxiate to death.
Narrator: Natasha never made it to the competition.
Narrator: Instead of becoming the number one dancer,
Narrator: she became one numb dangler.
| Belly'd Up |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Better Them Than Us
Better Them Than Us.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 44.
Originally aired March 16, 2011.
Title references: The phrase "Better them than us"
Note: This is the fifth episode not to feature the death of a female.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Macdeath.
Way to Die #615
On March 16, 1999, in Boise, ID. A retired dot com company millionaire and current narcissistic owner of a theater assigns himself as the lead role in a play he's producing. While doing a flying scene the holster holding him up is unable to hold his weight, causing it to break. The frayed edge of the cord then unwinds and races through the system of pulleys at over 700 miles per hour, passing through the air and slashing the man's jugular vein.
Alt names - Peter Pan-Caked
Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain.
Way to Die #368
On June 22, 2009, in Moscow, Russia. A Russian pimp is preparing to leave with one of his prostitutes. She gets in the car, but locks herself inside when the car is pelted with cement bricks from a failed cloud seeding operation. As the pimp struggles to get in the car, he is hit in the head by a chunk of cement and killed.
Pop Goes The Cholo.
Way to Die #895
On August 25, 2008, in Albuquerque, NM. Two street gang members take a third member to a back alley doctor to treat a bullet wound to the chest. The gang leader ends up pistol whipping the doctor into unconsciousness after losing patience with him. With the doctor out cold, the gang members decide to do the operation themselves, but fail after inserting the tracheal tube down the injured member's esophagus, rather than the trachea, and end up hemorrhaging the injured member's stomach by filling it with air and causing it to explode.
Alt names - Sin-Tu bated
Note: This death features the third instance of an interviewee being shown in shadow for criminal protection and the first time voice alteration is used, in the case of a gang doctor named Bennie Wilson.
Flame Retard-Ant.
Way to Die #205
On July 6, 2005, in Burnside, KY. A pyromaniac attempts to set a tree ablaze after dousing it with gasoline. Unfortunately, he gets gasoline on his pants and ends up in flames. However, he is quick to jump into the adjacent river, but the melting of his muscles and cartilage cause shock and paralysis. The man collapses into the lake and drowns.
Alt names - Stop, Drop And Die
Rocky Roadkill.
Way to Die #245
On September 2, 2007, in Riverside, CA. A drug dealer doing business out of an ice cream truck is mugged by a meth addict. The driver manages to get away, but upon encountering a sharp turn, the freezer topples over and leaks chlorofluorocarbon into the truck. The dealer blacks out from inhaling the refrigerant and slams into a tree, the impact of which ruptures his aortic valve and causes death by exsanguination.
Alt names - Ice Fiend Man
Straight To DVDead.
Way to Die #404
On December 6, 2005, in Hollywood, CA. Two men are reenacting a 1775 Revolutionary War duel for a low-budget film. One man, a former criminal-turned-wannabe actor who was passed up for the lead role, plots to kill the other, so he slips a lead ball into the gun chamber to make the death seem like an accident. However, when he fires the gun, it explodes due to an excessive amount of gunpowder, blowing his hand off and sending shrapnel into his femoral artery, and he is killed from blood loss.
Alt names - Duel Personalities
Note: This segment was based on the death of Brandon Lee but unlike this scenario Lee's attempt was successful were as the person in this scenario plan backfired.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
My Big Fat Greek Death.
Way to Die #348
In 560 BC, in Athens, Greece. Perillos of Athens, a metalworker, is attempting to impress King Phalaris with the unveiling of a new torture device: the brazen bull, which is meant to roast enemies that are placed inside. To test the device, Phalaris locks Perillos in the device and cooks him to death.
Alt names - Brass Bulls
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| Better Them Than Us |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bibli-killed
"Bibli-killed", Way to Die #124, is the second death featured in "Dead Wrongs" which aired on September 28, 2010.
Plot.
Two scammers named Caleb and Jacob pose as preachers who travel by car with a box of unread giveaway bibles in order to disguise their true intentions; having sex with females they meet.
One day, the duo stop at a farm to "save another soul" and meet Emmy Lou, the farmer's granddaughter. While the two take turns in having sex with her, the farmer's wife overhears the noise and chases the two scammers with a shotgun. Caleb and Jacob escape and find shelter inside a grain silo, planning to flee as the farmer's wife leaves. However, they are barely able to see anything in the darkness, causing Caleb to use his lighter for light.
However, as he activates it, the flame ignites all the grain particles in the air around them, causing the silo around them to explode with much power as three sticks of dynamite, killing them both, which results in severed and blackened bodies.
As Emmy Lou is devastated by their deaths, the farmer's wife gloats at their death saying, "A waste of good corn."
Transcript.
Narrator: Caleb and Jacob are phonies.
Manuel Schuster:
Farmer's Wife: Where is that snake in the grass!?
Narrator: There comes a time for every lost soul's lives, when what need most, it's a light to shine in the darkness.
Caleb: Okay...
Narrator: This wasn't one of them.
Farmer's wife: A waste of good corn...
Narrator: Here's one for all you bible students out there: All come from dust, and to dust all return. Caleb and Jacob lied...
Narrator: and got burned.
| Bibli-killed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Big Boned
"Big Boned", Way to Die #306, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot.
Steve and Paul are two drunken insurance salesmen who crash a beauty pageant, in which they will later "play" with the contestants after its finished. However, this pageant celebrated inner-beauty, and all the contestants were plus-sized models. While Steve has arrived to have fun, Paul arrived to make fun of the contestants, who show disgust at his unfunny jokes. After another unfunny joke from Paul, the three finalists, Alegria, Beth, and Devon step out on the end of the runway (which was not meant to hold their weight) to yell at him. The runway support snaps, and all three women (who, when combined, weigh 997 pounds) fall on Paul and crush him to death. The cause of death is when the weight of the three women intentionally crush his ribcage and punctured his lungs.
Transcript.
Host:
Paul: EATING!
Narrator: Did you hear the one about the drunk insurance salesman? His jokes about fat... fell flat.
| Big Boned |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bird Brained
"Bird Brained", Way to Die #378, is the fifth death to be featured on "Death On A Stick", which aired on August 3, 2010.
Plot.
Three hot girls get into a limousine for a bachelorette party. Denise, the bachelorette was a young teetotaler. She thought a couple sips of champagne was as drunk as she was going to get. She was extremely wrong, her best friend surprised her when she pulls out a bottle of absinthe (notoriously highly alcoholic booze). The three get very drunk, and start doing crazy things (like taking their panties off). In the height of her stupor, Denise (who was a lot more drunk than her two friends) puts her head and arms through the moon-roof and does drunk stuff. Suddenly, a low flying pigeon directly (who had been startled by a car) flew into her mouth! The impact of the collision, knocked her head back, in a way that broke her neck and shutting down all brain function. Denise then fell down back into the limo and died.
| Bird Brained |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bitch Zapped
"Bitch Zapped", Way to Die #140, is the fourth death featured in "Waking Up Dead", which aired on February 3, 2010.
Plot.
Ron was a slave to Marcie, his shrewish, ill-tempered, evil, hateful, ball-busting harpy-witch wife of ten years of the century. Their relationship wasn't husband and wife anymore, but more like prisoner and guard. She wants her husband Ron to mow their lawn rather than work on his car, but after getting fed up with Ron's shoddy workmanship of mowing the lawn, Marcie shows him the right way of mowing the lawn. Little does she know that she was heading towards the cord of Ron's arc welder. After running the mower over the cord, Marcie gets electrocuted to death, as she falls on the lawn and gets sent to Hell where she belongs and as she deserves. While delighted that he is now free of her henpecking and hellish antics after Marcie dies, Ron gloats at his now-deceased wife and proclaims "There is a God."
| Bitch Zapped |
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