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fandom.1000waystodie | # Blades of Gory
"Blades of Gory", Way to Die #110, is the sixth death to be featured in "Up With Death", which aired on December 16, 2009.
Plot.
"I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."
Mario was an aggressive amateur hockey player who had dreams of making it into the pros, but is currently playing in a city ... | Blades of Gory |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Blast Call
"Blast Call", Way to Die #460, is the seventh and final death featured in "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
Plot.
A drunken man named Ned runs out of money one night at the bar. Ned invents a new way to get drunk by making himself a human dart board (by drawing a dart ... | Blast Call |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Blend-Dead
"Blend-Dead", Way to Die #457, is the fifth death featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010.
Plot.
Arlene was a very loving gardener, hoping to keep herself from aging. She thought that blending juices with wheat grass would do the trick. Little did she know that her wheat grass was toxic... | Blend-Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Blogged Artery
"Blogged Artery", way to die #443 is the last segment in the episode "Wild Wild Death" which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot.
On January 16 2006, in Zuni Pueblo, New Mexico, Bonnie is a total slut who has sex with rock star musician guys and owns her own web page, which was called "Under the Covers" ... | Blogged Artery |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Blood Bath & Beyond
"Blood Bath & Beyond", Way to Die #354, is the first death to be featured in "Death On A Stick", which aired on August 3, 2010.
Plot.
Dave was a building manager who kept an eye on things. The problem was...Dave kept too close in eye. Using a high-tech flexible snake camera, Dave spied on all... | Blood Bath & Beyond |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Blown Job
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Blown Job (118)
"Blown Job", Way to Die #118, is the first death featured in "Dead to Rights", which aired on February 17, 2010.
Plot.
Tammy was a workaholic. Her perverted boss, Mr. Eliot, knew that she had a lock in an upcoming promotion. Tammy was also addicted to energy drinks; she drinks Red Ram the most. Askin... | Blown Job (118) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Blown Job (201)
"Blown Job", Way to Die #201, is the sixth and the final death featured in "", which aired on March 29, 2009.
Plot.
Fred Garfield AKA Laughy the Clown, a drunken alcoholic clown, also a bad clown is on his way to his next birthday party, wishing, more than anything, that it would be his last. Ironica... | Blown Job (201) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Board Stiff
"Board Stiff", Way to Die #478, is the fifth death to be featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.
Plot.
Brandon was a washed-up skateboarder. He spent most of his time trying to do some tricks. On other occasions, he would use his skills in terrorizing pedestrians, a... | Board Stiff |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bomb-Bino
"Bomb-bino", Way To Die #803, is the sixth death to be featured on "Death Bites!" which aired on December 9th 2009.
Plot.
Mario Bolusi, who made a mistake borrowing money from the Mafia and being unable to pay them back, is forced to dig his own grave while two mobsters, ignoring Bolusi's pleas, have a pic... | Bomb-Bino |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Boobicide
"Boobicide", Way to Die #671, is the fourth death to be featured in "Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death", which aired on February 23, 2011.
Plot.
A vain stripper named Jewel suffering from back problems from her polypropylene breast implants takes oxycodone and alcohol to relieve her pain. She then climbs into... | Boobicide |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Booby-Zapped
Booby-Zapped, Way to Die #254, is the fifth death featured in "Putting a Happy Face on Death", which aired on December 30, 2009.
Plot.
A man named Warren, paranoid to the point of paralysis and insomnia over current events and subcribling to various conspiracy theories, places booby-traps around his hou... | Booby-Zapped |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Booty Trapped
"Booty Trapped", Way to Die #333, is the sixth death to be featured in "Come On, Get Deathy", which aired on January 20, 2010.
Plot.
Brandy had recently married an old geezer millionaire. Turns out she only loves him for his money. Brandy would often hide inside her high-security vanity room to spend t... | Booty Trapped |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Boris Bititoff
Boris Bititoff, Way to Die #611, is the seventh death featured in "Up With Death", which aired on December 16, 2009.
Plot.
Set five years after the Chernobyl disaster, three soldiers named Mikhail, Vladimir and Sonia roam into the wilderness of the nuclear holocaust, and suffer from abnormal condition... | Boris Bititoff |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bot-ily Harm
"Bot-ily Harm", Way to Die #723, is the first death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010.
Plot.
Alex spent his time at home creating robots and breaking things, when he could have gone to any top college in the country. He constantly tortured his parents by wrecking the ... | Bot-ily Harm |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Botoxicated
"Botoxicated", Way to Die #652, is the fourth death to be featured in "Death Gets Busy", which aired on February 22, 2009.
Plot.
Debbie, an ex-beauty queen, was desperate to get rid of her wrinkles, so she hired a doctor (a phony one) to inject her with Botox. Debbie didn't know it at first, but she just... | Botoxicated |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bowed Out
"Bowed Out", Way to Die #72, is the third death to be featured in "I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)", which aired on April 5, 2009.
Plot.
Yoshi Nakamura was a Japanese businessman. He has been practicing his bowing for a very important job interview with Saichi Tanaka. He walks around the tow... | Bowed Out |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Boweled Out
"Boweled Out", Way to Die #677, is the fifth death to be featured in "Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death", which aired on February 23, 2011.
Plot.
A softball player named Casey, who had dreams of becoming a part of the Big Leagues, now just played softball and tried to pretend as if he were a huge deal. Unbe... | Boweled Out |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bowled Over
"Bowled Over", Way To Die #355, is the fifth death to be featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.
Plot.
Jared and his three friends are hipsters and students in a film class, hoping to jumpstart their career with viral videos. They start by filming their friend, a girl, c... | Bowled Over |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Boys 2 Dead
"Boys 2 Dead", Way to Die #87, is the last death featured in the episode "Death on a Stick", which aired on August 3, 2010, and the eighth death to be featured in "", which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
Over-the-hill one-hit-wonder boy band "4EVER" was popular during the 1990's and early 2000's, perfo... | Boys 2 Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Brain Worms
"Brain Worms", Way to Die #622, is the second death featured in "The Lighter Side of Death", which aired on March 1, 2009.
Plot.
A couple Monica and Hans, eat live snails and ingest "Angiostrongylus cantonensis", parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their b... | Brain Worms |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Branched Out
"Branched Out", Way to Die #520, is the third death featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot.
A man named Deacon decides to make a series of viral videos featuring attractive women shooting guns under the name "Cecil B. Perverted". The first girl that's shown on the video is... | Branched Out |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bringing In The Dead
| Bringing In The Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bringing in the Dead
Bringing In The Dead.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 17.
Originally aired January 6, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs the popular hymn "Bringing In the Sheaves"
-- This is the Original Episode --
D. U. Die.
Way to Die #528
On August 4, 2000, in Akron, OH. Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon... | Bringing in the Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Broke-Back Cowboy
"Broke-Back Cowboy", Way to Die #133, is the seventh Segment in "Death Over Easy", which aired on February 8, 2009.
Plot.
A wanna-be cowboy named Wade wants to be big by becoming an actor. Being featured in a commercial for cigarettes and only riding in the background made him feel like the next Jo... | Broke-Back Cowboy |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bubbled Out
"Bubbled Out", Way to Die #68, is the eighth and final death to be featured in Death On Arrival, which aired on December 7, 2009.
Plot.
Billy and Dave were brothers who daily test their roleplaying skills. Today they go to a small market to continue their roleplaying. When one of them sees some Mentos he... | Bubbled Out |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Buck Bashed
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Bucky Boned
"Bucky Boned", Way to Die #397, is the second death to be featured in "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.
Plot.
A spoiled stockbroker named Lenny had been bilking millions of dollars from investors through an illicit Ponzi scheme. Everyone would say that he was a regular Bernard Madoff... | Bucky Boned |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bull-Heavia
"Bull-Heavia", Way to Die #642, is the first death to be featured on "Deadliest Kitsch” which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
Javez was a Middle Eastern dictator who used televised rants against the United States of America to make a point for his country, but in private, he loves America almost as much... | Bull-Heavia |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bull-Shido
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Bull-shido
"Bull-shido", Way to Die #965, is the second death to be featured in "Death Takes A Vacation", which aired on November 14, 2011.
Plot.
Kioshi (Basho) was a depressed musician. One of his bandmates, Tinaka, had died in a previous episode, and ever since then, he had been in a rut. One day, Kioshi had come ... | Bull-shido |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bush Defeated
"Bush Defeated", Way to Die #769, is the sixth death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on August 8, 2011.
Plot.
Bunny was a man's dream, but due to an excessive amount of pubic hair, her boyfriend Johnny refuses to have sex with her. Bunny employs the clippers and a razor before employing... | Bush Defeated |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Bush Whacked
"Bush Whacked", Way to Die #345, is the seventh and final death featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.
Plot.
Bobby was a couch potato who watched survival shows. He kept track of everything he heard from the TV. Being a unfathomably ignorant man, Bobby thinks he c... | Bush Whacked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Butt F***ed
"Butt Fucked", Way to Die #316, is the first death to be featured in "Death Over Easy", which aired on February 8, 2009.
Plot.
Myron Burns may not know it, but he was a very lucky man. He just barely survives burning his house down after falling asleep while smoking in bed three weeks prior. Instead of t... | Butt F***ed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Butt Plugged
"Butt Plugged", Way to Die #553, is the sixth death featured in "The Good, The Bad, and the Dead", which aired on March 8, 2009.
Plot.
A newly released convict, Levinson, driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat, shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer wh... | Butt Plugged |
fandom.1000waystodie | # C---py Ending
| C---py Ending |
fandom.1000waystodie | # CRESTVIEW'S CORPSE MOVIE (NOT ALLOWED TO DELETE)
| CRESTVIEW'S CORPSE MOVIE (NOT ALLOWED TO DELETE) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # California
There is no place to watch this show!
| California |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Car Jacked
"Car Jacked", Way to Die #222, is the fifth death to be featured in "", which aired on March 29, 2009.
Plot.
Tom Bordwell has just got back from his Sunday drive with his family, so he parks his classic 1965 Pontiac GTO Judge in the garage and leaves. Little did he know that a car thief known as "The Dang... | Car Jacked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cardiac-A-Breast
"Cardiac-A-Breast", Way to Die #55, is the sixth death featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010.
Plot.
Cindy was invited to a party. The problem was, she had nothing to wear. So, she made do, by buying a full-metal bra, and picked out the dress she wanted caref... | Cardiac-A-Breast |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cast Offed
"Cast Offed", Way to Die #132, is the third death featured in the episode "Hurry Up and Die", which aired on October 26, 2010.
Plot.
Cooter was an old redneck; he loved nothing more than booze, guns and welfare checks he regularly receives from the government. Before getting even more drunk, he had some w... | Cast Offed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood
"Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood", Way to Die #295, is the third death to be featured in "", which aired on October 31, 2011.
Plot.
Brenda, a driver with extreme road rage, is infuriated when there's not a single place to park. When the spot she wanted was taken by another driver, Amy, Brenda... | Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cat Got Your Life
"Cat Got Your Life", Way to Die #453, is the first death featured in "", which aired on February 8, 2012.
Plot.
Janice (Danae McKillop) is a divorcee who is a cat hoarder, having over 15 of them in her house. Her husband checked out after the 15th cat came in. Janice's obsession with her cats takes... | Cat Got Your Life |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Catch and Decease
"Catch and Decease", Way to Die #608, is the second death to be featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010.
Plot.
Jeffery Miller (nicknamed "Cuzo" which means jackass) has came to the Amazon basin searching for gold. But he's too lazy to do it himself, so he hir... | Catch and Decease |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Caught In A Lye
"Caught in a Lye", Way to Die #771, is the fourth death featured in "Death Takes A Vacation", which aired November 14, 2011.
Plot.
A chemical plant owner named Andris lies to safety inspectors about his waste disposal practices, which is very important since his plant was in charge of turning Bauxite... | Caught In A Lye |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Caulk Blocked
"Caulk Blocked", Way to Die #877, is the third death featured in "If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You", which aired on January 5, 2011.
Plot.
A wannabe hip-hop queen and aspiring songwriter named Tina gets buttock implants to get the attention of a male rapper named Little Ron wh... | Caulk Blocked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Caved In
"Caved In", Way to die #80, is the seventh death to be featured on "Crying Over Spilled Blood", which originally aired on July 15th 2012 A.D. as part of the series finale.
Plot.
Zogg was a Neanderthal, as in a "caveman". He did whatever he could to satisfy his mate, Ubba. But it was never enough, Ubba was b... | Caved In |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chain Gang Banged
"Chain Gang Banged", Way to Die #439, is the sixth death featured in "That's "Mister Death" To You", which aired on July 11, 2011.
Plot.
Two prisoners named Mack and Billy are on a chain gang attempt to escape by jumping into the bed of a passing pickup truck. The truck driver was playing some ear-... | Chain Gang Banged |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chain On You
"Chain On You", Way to Die #244, is the fifth death to be featured in "", which aired on October 31, 2011.
Plot.
Leslie challenges Amber in a motorbike race. Leslie lets Amber take the lead after miscalculating a turn. However, after Amber beats Leslie due to her miscalculation of a turn during the race... | Chain On You |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chairway to Heaven
"Chairway to Heaven", Way to Die #219, is the first death featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.
Plot.
A misanthropic and diabolical deadbeat dad named Mitch who abandoned his family to "find himself" (an act so heinous even the narrator says he wants to kill the man... | Chairway to Heaven |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cham-Pained
"Cham-Pained", Way to Die #593, is the fifth death to be featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.
Plot.
Heather, an obnoxious, ill-tempered stolen art auctioneer, is granted permission by her crooked-minded boss to run a stolen art auction, which will open with a champagne fountai... | Cham-Pained |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chef Boy-R-Dead
"Chef Boy-R-Dead" (a.k.a. "Et Tu Fay"), Way to Die #512, is the second death featured in "Getting A Rise From The Dead", which aired on February 16, 2011.
Plot.
Jacques, a four-star chef with a five-alarm temper, puts Faye, An envious female chef (portrayed by Jayme Lake) as his sous chef. However, F... | Chef Boy-R-Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chemi-Killed
"Chemi-killed", Way to Die #405, is the sixth death featured in "Grave Errors", which aired on March 2, 2011.
Plot.
A lab assistant named Deedra learns the rejection from her married co-worker Dr. William Stelgis who had sex with her and regretted it. Suddenly, Dr. Stelgis goes back to his life and his ... | Chemi-Killed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chess Pain
"Chess Pain", Way to Die #169, is the fifth death to be featured in "Dying to Tell the Story", which aired on December 29, 2010.
Plot.
In the 1970s, the ages-old board game of chess was considered a big deal in the Soviet Union, and being a grandmaster at the game makes one a bit of a celebrity. Nikolai w... | Chess Pain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chicken Boned
"Chicken Boned", Way To Die #917, is the fifth death to be featured on "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
3 youthful teenagers are killing time, standing next to a pickup-truck, behind a building, bored. When one of them, Seth, finds something for them to do, Chicken, which is w... | Chicken Boned |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow
"Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow", Way to Die #233, is the fourth death showcased in the season 6 episode "Crying Over Spilled Blood", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Plot.
Mary and Larry are on a two-week bus tour through the desert Southwest, and they had stopped by the trading post of a Na... | Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chippin Dale
"Chippin' Dale", Way to Die #288, is the second death to be featured in "Unforced Errors", which aired on February 8, 2009.
Plot.
Tiny and Dale are two tree removal workers clearing brush in the 110-degree heat of the Sonoran Desert. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it; they just wish it wasn't... | Chippin Dale |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Choke-A-Lot
"Choke-A-Lot", Way to Die #498, is the fifth death featured in "Death Gets Busy", which aired on February 22, 2009.
Plot.
Two happy-go-lucky minimum-wage cafeteria workers, Carl and Lenny, are playing around nearby the sink and around the kitchen. One day, at around 2:20 A.M., Carl and Lenny carry two sa... | Choke-A-Lot |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Chucked Up
Chucked Up, Way to Die #534, is the third death featured in "Putting a Happy Face on Death", which aired on December 30, 2009.
Plot.
Cynthia (Alexandra Stocks) is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband Kenny through a live webcam when a burglar breaks into the house and begins stealing things. Cynt... | Chucked Up |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Clay Achin'
"Clay Achin'", Way to Die #243, is the second death to be featured in "Fatal Distractions", which aired on October 5, 2010.
Plot.
A couple of stoners, Joe and Charlie, created a bong out of clay, the Claymaker 420. Along with using weed and smoke, they used flavor disks to flavor the weed; chopped bacon,... | Clay Achin' |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Clean-Dead Solution
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Cleane-Dead Solution
"Cleane-Dead Solution", Way to Die #308, is the eight and Extra to be featured in "Bringing in the Dead", which aired on January 6, 2010.
Plot.
Mary's husband Carl uses her in an abusive relationship as a form of cleaning the house from day to day. She eventually has had enough of Carl and tells... | Cleane-Dead Solution |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain
"Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain", Way To Die #368, is the second death featured in "Better Them Than Us", which aired on March 16, 2011.
Plot.
A Russian pimp named Dmitri is preparing to leave with one of his prostitutes, Tina and Sasha. Sasha gets in the car, but locks herself inside when... | Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cloudy With A Chance of Pain
| Cloudy With A Chance of Pain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cloudy with a Chance of Pain
| Cloudy with a Chance of Pain |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cock-A-Doodle-Die
"Cock-A-Doodle Die", Way to Die #616, is the second death to be featured in "Putting a Happy Face on Death", which aired on December 30, 2009.
Plot.
Fernando matches up with a man nicknamed "Maldito" ("The Wicked One" in Spanish) in an illegal cock fight, hoping to put some food on the table for hi... | Cock-A-Doodle-Die |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Coffin Nailed
"Coffin Nailed", Way to Die #150, is the fourth death to be featured in "Up With Death", which aired on December 16, 2009.
Plot.
Mason never had a steady job until he got one with the county morgue. He loved his job knowing that he has a fetish to have sex with dead women. In other words, he is a necro... | Coffin Nailed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Coffin to Death
"Coffin to Death", Way to Die #435, is the first death to be featured in "Sudden Death", which aired on December 22, 2010.
Plot.
The Nips were a popular Japanese rock band whose members had friendly relations and healthy competitiveness. Combinations of musicianship and theatrics granted the band hig... | Coffin to Death |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Colon-Gross-Opy
"Colon-gross-opy", Way to Die #730, is the seventh and last death featured in "Dirt Nap", which aired on November 7, 2011.
Plot.
Roommates Sandra (Anne McDaniels), Mike and Jeff have passed time away with contests, from beer-bonging and burping to nitrous-sucking. Sandra, who grew up with her three o... | Colon-Gross-Opy |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Come On, Get Deathy
Come On, Get Deathy.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 19.
Originally aired January 20, 2010.
Title reference: Spoofs "The Partridge Family" theme song "C'mon, Get Happy".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Tanks For Nothing.
Way to Die #113
On December 7, 2006, in St. Augustine, FL. While a devout Budd... | Come On, Get Deathy |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Coming & Going
"Coming & Going", Way to Die #432, is the third death featured in Up With Death which aired on December 16, 2009.
Plot.
Terri, a movie make-up artist rides home with her boyfriend Jesse on the back of his motorcycle. Unfortunately, the vibrations of the bike arouse her to the point of oral sex and... | Coming & Going |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Constriction Accident
"Constriction Accident", Way to Die #422, is the second death to be featured in "Life Will Kill You", which aired on May 14, 2008.
Plot.
Meet Milos Dudak, a Czechslovakian immigrant, felt like a very lucky man. Brand new to this country with a wife and baby to support, his construction job was ... | Constriction Accident |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Contact Die
"Contact Die", Way to Die #270, is the second death featured in the episode "Killing Them Softly", which aired on March 9, 2011.
Plot.
A college student named Katie attempts to seduce her nerdy science classmate, Marshall, in order to get good grades. Katie distracts Marshall while he is mixing ammonia a... | Contact Die |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cop Out
"Cop Out", Way to Die #107, is the fourth death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on February 29, 2012, along with "Sor-Dead Affair".
Plot.
A less-bitter, arrogant and corrupt police officer named Dan is forced to watch over a group of juvenile delinquents who are being forced to remove an... | Cop Out |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Corset Killed Him
"Corset Killed Him", Way to Die #578, is the fourth death featured in "Sudden Death", which aired on December 22, 2010.
Plot.
An arrogant, ill-tempered, overweight, doughnut-addicted ballroom dancer named Esteban uses a corset to make himself look skinny, but he, unbeknownst to him, laces it too ti... | Corset Killed Him |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crack Piped
"Crack Piped" Way to Die #151 is the third death to be featured in Grave Errors, which aired on March 2, 2011.
Plot.
Two tunnel-working scam artists named Henry and Orson are attempting to exploit the pneumatic tubing systems of the early banks by cutting one of the tubes and inserting a block of wood to... | Crack Piped |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crappy Ending
"Crappy Ending", Way to Die #213, is the fifth death featured in "That's "Mister Death" To You", which aired on July 11, 2011.
Plot.
On July 18, 2007, in Bangkok, Thailand. An American tourist named Dave visits an erotic massage parlor. During the session, however, he is unable to remain aroused and bl... | Crappy Ending |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crash-endo
"Crash-endo", Way to Die #76, is the third death to be featured in "Death Bites!", which aired on December 9, 2009.
Plot.
May was a talented violinist. In her mind, her greatest anatomical treasures were her hands. But May did have one major flaw, one sour note in her symphony of beauty and talent, she wa... | Crash-endo |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crate and Buried
"Crate and Buried", Way to Die #264, is the third death to be featured in "Dead Before They Know It", which has been originally aired on March 23, 2011.
Plot.
Ahmed and Ali are two members of a rouge militia group in Sudan that would often steal supply crates needed for refugees. They are both known... | Crate and Buried |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cream-ated
"Cream-ated", Way to Die #204, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.
Plot.
A man named Bernard who suffered mental and sexual abuse from his sadistic uncle Tim in a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders. O... | Cream-ated |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Create your own deathcards!!!
Finally i got all the links so you can create your own custom Deathcards.
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Deathcard link: https://www.4shared.com/file/IpfpkAgGea/1000_Ways_To_Die_Create_your_o.html
Check ... | Create your own deathcards!!! |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Creative Deaths
Death Trials.
Way To Die #62 - Bed-Dead
Date: March 21, 2003 Location: Orlando, FL
A thief named Lazlo known for a string of murders robs a grocery store cashier blind but gets caught. He tries to find a place to hide. He tried to hide behind a tree, but he was too big. He tried hiding behind a rock ... | Creative Deaths |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crestview's corpse movie transcript
(Logo splats)
Background voice:nobody's wrong when they say crestview florida has more deaths than every other place*the victims are shown in 7 different rectangles*the following are not born there;there's the stomach ache who bit into an accidental veggie let's see the duggee fa... | Crestview's corpse movie transcript |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crib Your Enthusiasm
"Crib Your Enthusiasm", Way to Die #239, is the fourth death to be featured in "Fatal Distractions", which aired on October 5, 2010.
Plot.
Is there anything sweeter than welcoming a new life into this world? No, there isn't. And you won't find it on this show. The episode begins where Barnaby is... | Crib Your Enthusiasm |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Critter In The S****er
| Critter In The S****er |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Critter in the S****er
"Critter in the Shitter", Way to Die #780, is the first death featured in "Enter the Ferret", which aired on March 12, 2012.
Plot.
A Scottish man named Reggie enters a "ferret legging" contest at a ferret festival (Ferret Legging involves having live ferrets inserted into one's pants, which ar... | Critter in the S****er |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cross Bown'd
"Cross Bown'd", Way to Die #144, is the third death to be featured in, "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.
Plot.
Mr. Logan Granfield had recently won $78,000,000 in a Mega Lottery and started by buying an extremely large mansion, a butler, and a $1,000 dollar a day hooker. He d... | Cross Bown'd |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crowd-Out Crisis
| Crowd-Out Crisis |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cruci-Fried
"Cruci-Fried", Way to Die #704, is the third death featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.
Plot.
A phony miracle healing minister named Perry removes the ground from a three-pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp in hopes of getting rid of an annoying hum emitt... | Cruci-Fried |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Crying Over Spilled Blood
Crying Over Spilled Blood.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 72.
Originally aired July 15, 2012.
Title reference: A play-on of the phrase "Crying Over Spilled Milk".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Ten-Ass Anyone?.
Way to Die #425
On May 16, 2003, in San Diego, CA. Two inept tennis players who ... | Crying Over Spilled Blood |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cult Evaded
"Cult Evaded", Way to Die #310, is the fourth death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.
Plot.
Teenager Stacy lived in foster homes for most of her life, until she is taken in by Roman and Minnie, an excessively devout and extremist Christian couple. Unfortunately, they a... | Cult Evaded |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cure for the Common Death, Part I
Cure for the Common Death, Part I.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 10.
Originally aired March 22, 2009.
Title reference: Play-on words to the saying "Cure for the Common Cold".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Red, White and Blew.
Way to Die #77
On July 4, 1983, at Happy's Trailer Park... | Cure for the Common Death, Part I |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Cure for the Common Death, Part II
Cure for the Common Death, Part II.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 35.
Originally aired December 15, 2010.
Title reference: A first sequel to Cure for the Common Death.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Hydrau-licked.
Way to Die #414
On May 2, 2009, in El Paso, TX. An overly-protectiv... | Cure for the Common Death, Part II |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Curl Up And Die
"Curl Up And Die", Way to Die #786, is the first death to be featured in "Grave Errors", which aired on March 2, 2011.
Plot.
Barry was a hairstylist. Barry liked seducing women with Quaalude. After giving rounds of Quaaludes to two female clienteles and a third one escapes when he burns her hair. Bar... | Curl Up And Die |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Custom Deathcards
| Custom Deathcards |
fandom.1000waystodie | # D-Parted
D-Parted (a.k.a. "Blade Sunner"), Way to Die #557, is the fifth death featured in "Dead Wrongs" which aired on September 28, 2010.
Plot.
Jolene, who was divorced, attempts to seduce a construction crew, while the foreman unsuccessfully tries to get his colleagues back to work. While Jolene removes her tank ... | D-Parted |
fandom.1000waystodie | # D. U. Die
"D. U. Die", Way to Die #528, is the first death featured in "Bringing in the Dead", which aired on January 6, 2010.
Plot.
Amos and Larry were a couple of mental anorexics driving a station wagon, drunk, and not even wearing seat belts. While driving 60 MPH(96 km/h) after drinking two six packs of alcoholi... | D. U. Die |
fandom.1000waystodie | # DEADLY GAMES
(LOGO SPLATS)
BACKGROUND VOICE:SO WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME;LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT OF THE NAME WITH ITS FOLLOWING CONTESTANTS;WE HAVE THE DAIRY LOVER WHO BIT INTO YOLKY KILLER OR THE AFRICAN WHO SHARED DISTURBING CONTENT THERE'S THE GUY WHO NEVER REMEMBERS A THING FROM HIS CURRENT FATE HOW BOUT THE SPY WHO... | DEADLY GAMES |
fandom.1000waystodie | # DEADLY GAMES (DON'T DELETE THIS PAGE CAUSE IT'S NONFICTION)
(LOGO SPLATS)
BACKGROUND VOICE:LET'S PLAY A GAME;HERE'S THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS ON OUR DEATH TEAM;
| DEADLY GAMES (DON'T DELETE THIS PAGE CAUSE IT'S NONFICTION) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # DEADLY GAMES (THIS PAGE IS NOT TO BE DELETED ESPECIALLY SINCE THE REBOOT IS REAL & IT WILL BE MADE))
| DEADLY GAMES (THIS PAGE IS NOT TO BE DELETED ESPECIALLY SINCE THE REBOOT IS REAL & IT WILL BE MADE)) |
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