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fandom.1000waystodie | # Teri-Yucky
"Teri-Yucky", Way to Die #358, is the third death featured in "Death Penalties", which aired on January 25, 2012.
Plot.
Iyoki is a busboy who works at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant called Buddha Ha Ha in Bremerton, where he admires the head chef, Ito and hopes to one day take over for him. Every night after the restaurant closes, Ito ties up his precious knives within a napkin, and locks them within a safe. One night, when Ito went home, Iyoki breaks into the safe and takes the knives, role-playing as a head chef. Iyoki then performs a knife throw, but throws the knife too high in the air, although he successfully catches it and gets lucky. However, while the knife was thrown into the air, it cuts through a support rope holding up a giant Buddha head behind it. The head falls forward, pinning Iyoki's face against the hot griddle. Iyoki dies from fatal burns.
| Teri-Yucky |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Terminate-Dead
| Terminate-Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Terminator is Terminated
| Terminator is Terminated |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Terror Tom
| Terror Tom |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Texas Fold 'Em
"Texas Fold 'Em", Way to Die #311, is the fifth death featured in "Waking Up Dead", which aired on February 3, 2010.
Plot.
Toby was a junkyard owner who got his rocks off playing high-stakes poker with a group of heavies. Always having the upper hand in every game, he makes sure that the odds are always in his favor. Eventually, on this day, one of the heavies caught Toby pulling an ace of diamonds out of his sleeve; proof that he had been cheating every time they played.
"Sorry guys, got to run!"
Toby flips the table and makes a run for it, hightailing it to his junkyard, and ducks into a soon-to-be-crushed Ford Windstar.
"Get this guy, Matt!"
He slipped the heavies, but that was the least of his worries. The giant claw jammed the door against his leg, pinning him to the seat of the van.
Nobody could hear his feeble cries for help over the roar of the noisy machinery. If Toby knew where the wrecked Windstar was about to wind up, he'd be screaming even louder. He went from the frying pan into the fryer...make that the juice into the juicer. The van is placed into a car crusher. He is fatally crushed, with blood pouring out from the rear fender of the crushed Windstar.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Text Dead
"Text Dead", Way To Die #78, is the third death featured in "", which has been originally aired March 29, 2009.
Plot.
Tricia and Chet were texters. Chet was driving while Tricia was walking, but now their death clock was ticking. The problem was that they didn't know when to stop. Tricia was walking around town, arguing with Chet about where to pick her up.
"Chet thought he could text away while driving. That was dangerous."
Most of those drivers enter an irreversible situation, thinking that once they start texting, they have to finish that text, before they continue driving. But it is highly advised that you shouldn't do this in the first place.
"Tricia thought she could walk and text, never looking up from the screen. That was stupid. We all know what happens when stupid meets dangerous..."
When Chet encounters Tricia walking down the road, he doesn't see Tricia until he hits her, crushing her organs and killing her instantly.
| Text Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Thanks A-Clot
| Thanks A-Clot |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Thanks A Clot
"Thanks A Clot", Way to Die #753, is the fourth death featured in "Grave Errors", which aired on March 2, 2011.
Plot.
Honesto is a Filipino scam artist posing as a "psychic" surgeon, claiming to heal people by pulling out disease-ridden organs from their bodies by sleight of hand (It was really just bloody animal parts in a bowl beside the table). A patient later comes in suffering from . Honesto accidentally comes into contact with the patient's mucus while waving his hands over his body. A month later, Honesto begins to develop skin lesions on his arms. His assistant leaves, knowing the man is suffering from leprosy. A few months later, Honesto is dying and clutches onto his now meaningless cash while crawling out of his hut. Then, a blood clot swims into his lungs and stops his heart, killing him. Sending this fake doctor straight to Hell, where he won't be making anymore illegal money.
"Honesto started circling the death drain soon after treating a local lepor. If he had actually gone to medical school, he would've proceeded with extreme caution. he would've known that the only way to contract leprosy was through contact with open sores and infected nasal mucus."
Transcript.
Narrator: On this remote island in the Philippines, if you were sick, you went to see... Honesto. He used to be a pickpocket until he met someone in jail who told a much more lucrative scam.
Narrator: Honesto was what is known as a psychic surgeon. He would welcome simply peasants into his hut. And pulled diseased organs directly out their bodies. Without making any kind of incision.
Narrator: What he was really pulling out were hidden bloody animal parts.
Narrator: But the superstitious locals were gullible and paid in cash.
Assistant: "Salamat po." (Thank you.)
D.J. Grothe: A psychic surgeon... uses slide of hand to appear to reach inside a sick person's body. To remove... uh ...tissue or organs. Uh, and then, he says "Tada", the patient's healed.
Narrator: Honesto started circling the death drain soon after treating a local lepor.
Narrator: If he had actually gone to medical school, he would've proceeded with extreme caution. he would've known that the only way to contract leprosy was through contact with open sores and infected nasal mucus.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: Historically, it was believed that leprosy was contracted with sexual contact. Be now known that is not the case. It's actually quite hard to get. Typically, it is caught through nasal droplets or open source in the skin. Once the leprosy bacteria enters the blood stream, it starts...multiplying very fast.
Narrator: A month after the bacteria worked its way into its system, Honesto developed the tattletale rotting skin nauseas of leprosy.
Honesto: "Ani korum?" ()
Assistant: "Alisnakum." ()
Narrator: His assistant took one look. And never looked back.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: You don't die from leprosy itself. You die from the side effects that leprosy causes. And this individual...
Narrator: the blood had become so thick, this individual was promtosatfoning blood clots.
Narrator: A few months later, the phony physician was done for.
Narrator: Clutching his now meaningless cash,
Narrator: a blood clot swam to his veins. Landed in his lung, and stopped his black part.
Narrator: What's up, Doc?
| Thanks A Clot |
fandom.1000waystodie | # That's "Mister Death" To You
That's "Mister Death" To You.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 47.
Originally aired July 11, 2011.
Title reference: Spoofs the title show "Mister Ed".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Any Given Gunday.
Way to Die #275
On November 25, 2004, in Los Angeles, CA. A "jersey chaser" (a groupie who likes to seduce professional athletes) sleeps with a pro football player. Due to a concussion he endured during one of his games, the player wakes up with no memory of sleeping with the jersey chaser and becomes paranoid over someone out to rob him of his money (which is the reason why he has guns hidden in his house). He calms down when he finds the jersey chaser making him breakfast in the kitchen, until she turns on the stove, which contains a gun hidden inside. The gun is heated up and fires into the woman's skull, killing her instantly.
Alt names - One in the Oven
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Descent Of A Woman.
Way to Die #592
On October 20, 2008, in Tucson, AZ. A germophobe with obsessive-compulsive disorder falls off a ladder while cleaning and lands on a mirror, breaking it. One shard enters her armpit, tearing open her axillary artery but also plugging the hole; when she later pulls the shard out, the hole reopens and she quickly bleeds to death.
Alt names - Mirror Mirror
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Scarf-Face.
Way to Die #646
On January 11, 2009, at the Pakistani Border. A terrorist attempting to escape from prison abstains from eating for weeks until he is thin enough to slip through the bars of his cell door. After escaping, he gorges at a feast, and dies from refeeding syndrome and a ruptured stomach caused by a too high food intake.
Alt names - Skinny Boned
Dog Dead Afternoon.
Way to Die #174
On February 10, 2006, in Little Rock, AK. A dog thief uses a tranquilizer dart on a pit bull. When a security guard shows up, the thief waits for him to leave, but the guard falls asleep. When the guard awakens, the thief tranquilizes him, and the guard falls in front of the gate. Simultaneously, the pitbull awakens and attacks the now trapped thief, crushing his trachea.
Alt names - Three Dog Night
Note: The death segment was based on a similar scene from "Suspiria".
Crappy Ending.
Way to Die #213
On July 18, 2007, in Bangkok, Thailand. An American tourist visits an erotic massage parlor. During the session, however, he is unable to remain aroused and blames this on a strange buzzing sound within the walls. His frustrated masseuse removes an electrical outlet to check it out and flees in terror when an Asian giant hornet flies out and stings her client. The man kills the hornet but its pheromones attract the rest of the swarm, which proceed to sting the tourist to death.
Alt names - Happily Never After
Chain Gang Banged.
Way to Die #439
On June 23, 2007, in Maricopa, AZ. Two prisoners on a chain gang attempt to escape by jumping into the bed of a passing pickup truck. When the chain of their leg irons gets wrapped around the truck's hitch, they are dragged along the ground and die from blood loss and multiple bone fractures.
Alt names - Towed Away
Withdrawn.
Way to Die #715
On March 4, 2003, in Chicago, IL. A robber with a C-4 bomb collar around his neck holds up a bank, pretending to be a victim who was forced by other criminals to do it. As the police confront the man and try to help him, a shaken teller flees for her car, unlocking it with her wireless key. Since the wireless key and the bomb's detonator were set to the same frequency, the robber's head explodes.
Alt names - Lock and Exp-Load
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| That's "Mister Death" To You |
fandom.1000waystodie | # That's A Morte!
"That's A Morte!", Way to Die #450, is the second death featured in "", which aired on August 1, 2011.
Plot.
An Italian statesman suspects his treasonous wife named Caterina, of being unfaithful and puts her in a chastity belt to keep other men away from her. Unbeknownst to the husband, his suspicions are proven right. One of Caterina's lovers comes up with a plan to slip off the chastity belt by soaking her in a tub of oil and water. The belt comes off and the two have sex. This process is repeated for several days, causing scratches on Caterina's skin from the rust, which causes her to develop Tetanus or "Rust Poisoning".
"But when her horny hubby came back, he discovered Caterina was a little... rusty."
Right when her husband returns from his business trip, Caterina's Tetanus reaches it's final stage and she expires right then and there.
Just another reason why lock picks were invented.
Transcript.
Narrator: In the 1500s, Italy was no different than it has been today.
Narrator: Men and women got married, swore eternal devotion, and then cheated on each other.
Man: "Che cos 'era questo?" (What was that?)
Narrator: Today's 2 timing "puttana" (Whore in Italian), Caterina.
Caterina: "È mio marito!" (It's my husband!)
Caterina: "Fretta!" (Hurry!)
Narrator: Her coccured husband knew something was going on.
Caterina's husband: Caterina! "Uste vicci!" (That stench!) (Gasps) "Du craiento sa riquesta!" (You make me a fool!)
Narrator: So when he had to go on the long business trip, he locked up her... "grilletto" (Vagina in Italian) in the chastity belt. Didn't wanna get VD (Venereal Disease)... again.
Caterina: "No, prego! No, prego!" (No, please! No, please!)
Jason Sarrow: The chastity belt would have been warned as a means by which to keep a male or female chased. And it pretty much active as a diaper all around the body, to project the genital area. Also they would designed for women that could urinate and they could err... have a menstrual cycle.
Narrator: With hubby away, the wife will play.
Caterina: No, no, no, no, no, no... "impossibile." (it's impossible.)
Narrator: But her lover found cat's kitty was under locked.
Cheater: "So come toglierlo." (I know how to get that off.)
Narrator: And he had a key.
Cheater: "Se firma." (Don't be afraid.)
Narrator: The knife almost killed her. Time for plan B.
Narrator: A combination of olive oil and water allowed the wensh to slide out of the chastity belt.
Narrator: And her lover to slide right in.
Narrator: The next few weeks, the cheaters went addict like "conigli" (Rabbit in Italian).
Caterina's husband: Caterina, "welda sono ritornato!" (my love, I'm back!)
Narrator: But when her horny hubby came back...
Caterina's husband: "Halovi, no sefiricheme?" (What is the matter?)
Narrator: He discovered... Caterina, was a little rusty.
Caterina's husband: "Che diavolo è quello?" (What the hell is that?)
Drew Badger: Water causes metal to rust. So, every time this woman soaked the chastity belt long enough...
Drew Badger: She made contact with the rusty edges.
Drew Badger: After contact with the rusty belt, the sea tetanize port revort to penetrate the skin,
Drew Badger: They produce the potent toxin, , which also mentally...
Drew Badger: led to loss of motornogue control. She experienced muscle spasms let the larynx contract and then ultimately turned out.
Narrator: There's a lesson here:
Caterina's husband: "Du craiento sa riquesta!" (You make me a fool!)
Narrator: whether it's the 14th century or the 21st...
Narrator: infidelity can get pretty messy.
Caterina's husband: Caterina, "welda sono ritornato!" (my love, I'm back!)
Narrator: Caterina couldn't keep her legs shut.
Caterina's husband: "Che diavolo è quello?" (What the hell is that?)
Narrator: And now her mouth is... forever.
| That's A Morte! |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Big Bad Wolf
| The Big Bad Wolf |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Chokes On You
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"The Chokes On You", Way to Die #322, is the second death featured in "Come On, Get Deathy", which aired on January 20, 2010.
Plot.
A dwarf named Ramone dates an abusive lover named Doris who wants him to make money. Ramone tries to practice for a musical stand-up comedy act, but he is not funny. After testing his hackneyed jokes numerous times in front of Doris, she finally gets fed up and hits him in the face with her purse, causing his harmonica to go down his throat and choke him to death while Doris laughs, thinking his choking is part of the act. Before she finally realizes he's actually choking, it's too late. Ramone fell to the floor and died. At least he got a one-way ticket straight to heaven, and now Doris will be tormented by the fact that she had accidentally caused someone's death.
Cast and Interviewees.
Note: Jason Acuna, better known as "Wee Man" of "Jackass" fame, appears in this segment as Ramone, the intended victim.
| The Chokes On You |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Day The Magic Died
| The Day The Magic Died |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Day the Magic Died
"The Day the Magic Died", Way to Die #336, is the fifth death featured in "A New App Called Death", which aired on April 2, 2012.
Plot.
Sergio is a failed magician who hopes he can find the one magic trick to make him go big. One night, he is robbed by two drug addicts named Rocky and Dashawn, who tie him up to a chair and gag him. They find money along with a vial of what appears to be cocaine. The two robbers snort it up their noses, but soon collapse to the floor foaming from the mouth. Unbeknownst to the two robbers, these jokers snorted up G4, AKA slush powder, a substance commonly used in magic tricks to solidify water. The slush powder absorbed water in their nose and expanded to their trachea, suffocating them and killing them within seconds. As the drug addicts lay dead, Sergio started freeing himself.
| The Day the Magic Died |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Depart-Dead
| The Depart-Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Depart-dead
"The Depart-Dead", Way to Die #255, is the third death featured in "Stupid Is As Death Does", which aired on March 29, 2011.
Plot.
A group of white, teenage wannabe-gangsters from South Boston play a drinking game called "Edward Fortyhands”, in which drinkers have beer bottles taped to their hands, and they cannot do anything (smoke, urinate, leave the room, etc.) until the beer bottles are empty. One of them spits a half-lit cigar under a couch, which starts burning the flammable synthetic stuffing, releasing hydrogen cyanide into the room.
"This was bad. Their starting point was stupid, and then they got really drunk, and wound up breathing in lungfuls of toxic smoke. They were on a slippery slope into the death pit."
Because they cannot open the door, they suffocate on the fumes. The only one who didn't participate in the game arrives too late, and discovers his dead friends, prompting him to ask someone else in the house to call an ambulance.
Transcript.
Narrator: This was bad. Their starting point was stupid, and then they got really drunk, and wound up breathing in lungfuls of toxic smoke. They were on a slippery slope into the death pit.
Narrator: When the smoke cleared, Boston had four less dummies...
Man #4: Somebody call 911!
Narrator: (Gangster language)...Hey! Why don't you Southies park your car into the parky parking lot? You're dead!
Alternative Description.
Alternative description as seen on Spike TV's website
Four white wannabe gangstas from South Boston are killed by smoke inhalation because their hands are taped to 40-ounce beers.
| The Depart-dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The End is Weird
The End is Weird.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 30.
Originally aired October 19, 2010.
Title reference: Play-on words to the saying "The End is Near".
A robot maker meets his maker; An exhibitionish goes down in public; Houdini's last escape; A vomit lover gets chunked; A prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; A Hollywood star gets drained.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Bot-ily Harm.
Way to Die #723
On July 25, 2002, in Austin, TX. A teenage boy obsessed with building robots and annoying his mom with them uses the microprocessor from his mother's Roomba to build a motion sensing robot with a sharp rotating edger blade. After dropping a screw and bending over to pick it up, the robot awakens and charges at the boy, severing two of his fingers, then slashing his foot, and after he falls to the ground, it lacerates deeply into his abdomen, killing him from excessive loss of blood.
Alt names - Mod Man
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Hertz So Good.
Way to Die #121
On May 17, 2008, in Tarzana, CA. An exhibitionist couple have public sex on top of an old, defective transformer. The man reveals a Prince Albert piercing to his girlfriend, and once it makes contact with the transformer during intercourse, he is electrocuted. The girlfriend is unharmed, as her feet were not on the ground and all she felt was a mild tingle from her boyfriend getting shocked.
Alt names - Oh My God
Note: This segment was otherwise known as "Transrformed Attraction"
Harry He-Done-Y.
Way to Die #14
On October 22, 1926 (Technically nine days later), Montreal, Canada. Famous escape artist and magician Harry Houdini claims himself invincible to blows to the torso. A fan sends several blows to the abdomen. He collapses onstage two days later, and dies in hospital a week later from septic shock from a burst appendix.
Alt names - Harry Hou-Dunnit
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "The Harry Houdini Story"
Vom-Ate-Dead.
Way to Die #323
On September 29, 2008, in Atlantic City, NJ. A female emetophiliac tries to get a boyfriend, but is dumped once they discover her fetish. She goes to a hot-dog-eating-competition, hoping to have sex with the winner. She ambushes him backstage and jams a finger down his throat, causing him to vomit on her face. She inhales a piece of undigested hot dog, causing her to choke to death.
Alt names - Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Die-Drant.
Way to Die #506
On November 21, 2009, in Brentwood, CA. A prankster uses a mirror to reflect sunlight into the eyes of passing drivers in the hopes of causing an accident. He succeeds when the driver collides with a fire hydrant, which flies into the air and crushes the prankster's skull.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Hang Dunked.
Way to Die #284
On June 3, 1986, in San Francisco, CA. An egotistical bully hogs a basketball court. He makes a slam dunk and, to celebrate, hangs from the rim and pulls himself up through it. When he lets go, his necklace gets caught in the net and he is hung to death.
Bad Max.
Way to Die #873
On July 23, 2010, in Malibu, CA. In this imaginary tale (based on a real death, with the victim changed for legal and ethical reasons), a notoriously racist and sexist movie star attempts to force his girlfriend into giving him oral sex, but she is too busy recording his abusive phone calls to sell to the press. The man sits in his Jacuzzi, and ends up eviscerated through his anus when he sits directly on the Jacuzzi's suction pump.
Alt names - Sucked Off
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| The End is Weird |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 8.
Originally aired March 8, 2009.
Title reference: A spoof of the 1966 movie title "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Face Offed.
Way to Die #770
On December 21, 2007, at The Excalibur, in Las Vegas, NV. A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria). The bacteria in her blood stream broke through a wart in her face and started eating away at her face, eventually killing her from sepsis.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Re-Coiled.
Way to Die #47
On May 28, 1994, at Jake's Domain, in Tres Piedras, NM. A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is shot in his chest when a snake coils itself around his gun when he was going to the bathroom. The snake is then startled, and pulls the trigger on his rifle as he picks it up.
Sucked Offed.
Way to Die #301
On February 3, 2000, at Buffalo Lake, in Amarillo, TX. An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F(13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak to move from hypothermia and blood loss and dies of exposure.
Alt names - Son of a Leech
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Happy Deathiversary".
Re-Formed.
Way to Die #312
On March 24, 1989, at Acme Shipping, in Pico, CA. A thief hides in a dumpster, and the dumpster is emptied into a garbage truck. More garbage is emptied on top of him, trapping him and the load of garbage is compacted, crushing him.
Fin-Ished.
Way to Die #963
On July 17, 2004, at Lake Havasu, in Lake Havasu City, AZ. A woman catches a fish for the first time and, as she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out and she chokes to death.
Butt Plugged.
Way to Die #553
On November 9, 2002, at Imperial Highway, in El Segundo, CA. A newly released con driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back to the officer, the can is activated, soaking the con's inner colon with the spray and eating the flesh away, killing him from a fatal irritation.
Alt names - Plugged Up
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Escape Death Segment 8.
See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
| The Good, The Bad, and the Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Lighter Side of Death
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The Lighter Side of Death.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 7.
Originally aired March 1, 2009.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Dung For.
Way to Die #314
On October 25, 1986, at Lucky Days Ranch, in Aberdeen, TX. A farmhand on the run from his boss for hitting on the farmer's daughter hides in a manure truck. A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand, suffocating and crushing him.
Alt names - Sh*t Happens
Brain Worms.
Way to Die #622
On December 21, 1978, at General Hospital, in San Francisco, CA. A couple eat live snails and ingest "Angiostrongylus cantonensis", parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies (with the man telling his girlfriend that he's a closet homosexual just before the two die).
Alt names - Es-Scar-Gooed
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Abracadaver.
Way to Die #401
On November 12, 1995, at Shyrock Theater, in Flint, MI. A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand, not noticing that a piece of it has broken off and fallen into the barrel. When his ex-girlfriend assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the piece is propelled into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death.
Alt names - Magic Bullet
Weed Whacked.
Way to Die #429
On February 8, 2002, at Diablo Desert, in Fort Wayne, IN. Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac and are killed from flash pulmonary edema caused by its irritating urushiol fumes.
Alt names - Whacked
Rebel Without A Pulse.
Way to Die #221
On July 4, 1867, at Stonetop Canyon, in Anniston, GA. Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter dies anyway. He was imagining the shots entering his chest, and it scares him to death.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Kill Basa.
Way to Die #510
On August 16, 1996, at The Brig Disco, in New Orleans, LA. A man who wants to impress women with a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. However, he makes it so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually killing him at a night club.
Wanted Instead.
Way to Die #364
On January 29, 2009, at Dougherty's Bar, in White Plains, NY. a drunk Guest tries to get in a fight with a girl's boyfriend, smashing a beer bottle to intimidate him but the man accidentally cut his hand instead causing a small Piece of Glass to get into his Blood Flow, It causes damage to the Heart and kills him.
Escape Death Segment 7.
See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| The Lighter Side of Death |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The List
WARNING:
The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted.
""YOU WILL DIE!"
"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
"Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face '1000 WAYS TO DIE"'.""
The "1000 Ways to Die" Segment List.
1. Ichiboned
14. Harry He-Done-Y(aka Harry Hou-Dunnit)
24. She-Manned (aka Wet & Dry)
47. Re-Coiled
47 (Repeat). Sumowed (aka Sumo You Didn't)
55. Cardiac A-Breast (aka Zapped Rack)
61. Furdered (aka Pitfall)
63. Falling Down on the Job (aka Destruction Worker)
64. Habeas Corpse
65. Somewhere Over the Railing (aka Bagged)
66. Guitar Zeros
68. Bubbled Out
72. Bowed Out
73. Vertigo, Going, Gone (aka Allergy Treason)
76. Crash-endo
77. Red, White & Blew
78. Text Dead
79. Shoots & Ladders (aka See You Ladder)
80. Caved In (aka Neander-Fall)
85. Doggie Style (aka Eat and Run)
86. (aka Fire Stuck)
87. Boys 2 Dead
88. Pussy Whipped (aka Cat-astrophie)
89. Greased is the Word
90. Piss Offed
91. De-Coffinated
92. Fang Banged
93. My Will be done-immediately!
94. Pop and Lox (aka Ache Dancer)
95. Frequent Dier (aka Mile Die Club)
96. Poi Vey
97. Oprah Winfried (aka Stalk Show)
98. Huffington Toast
99. Tunnel Vision (aka Door to Nowhere)
101. Weenie Roast (aka Toasted)
102. Dead Weight
103. Work Of Fart
105. French Fried
105 (Repeat). Backseat Die-er (aka Paddle Me)
106. Super Zero
107. Cop Out (aka High Authority)
108. Exaust-Dead
109. Heart Beatdown (aka Shocking Behavior)
110. Blades of Gory
111. Back Broke Mountain
112. Fur Burger
113. Tanks for Nothing
114. Vegged Out (aka Vegetable Strikes)
115. Lady & The Trampled (aka Lady 'n' The Trampled)
116. Shanks for the Memories
117. Gut Busted
118. Blown Job (aka Blown Away)
119. Tube Snaked (aka Pipe Snake)
120. Grateful Bed (aka Music Jammed)
121. Hertz So Good (aka Transformed Attraction)
122. Balloon-A-Tic (aka Clown-i-lingus)
123. Tali-Bombed (aka Time's Up!)
124. Bibli-killed (aka E-I-E-I-OUCH!)
125. Love Bugged
126. Game Stopped (aka Game Over)
127. Ji-Had It Coming (aka Terrorist Wedding)
128. TK Uh-O (aka Bantamweight Boxed-Out)
129. Lawn of the Dead (aka Death By '70s)
130. Deaf Jammed (aka Wind-Owned)
132. Cast Offed (aka Boned Redneck)
133. Broke-Back Cowboy
134. Ghost Busted (aka Haunted Hoax)
135. Waste-Dead (aka Plank Spanked)
140. Bitch Zapped (aka Wild Wife)
141. Fat Man In A Little Swing (aka Morbidly Obese)
142. Snake Du Jour
143. Bad Laps (aka Final Heat)
144. Cross Bown'd (aka Mega-Lo-Millionaire)
145. Mary-nated (aka The Mary Mallon Story)
146. Belly'd Up
147. Splat-Formed (aka Dead as Disco)
149. Dill D'oh! (aka Quite the Pickle)
150. Coffin Nailed
151. Crack Piped (aka Tube Much Pressure)
152. Photo-Dead-Ick (aka Painted Love)
153. Rife-Ill (aka Tali-Banned)
156. Hard Balled (aka Jock Shocked)
157. Hydro-Co-Done
158. Myth Busted (aka Tranq-Spanked)
159. Death of Sum Young Guy (aka All He Could Eat)
160. Tread Marked (aka Tire Straits)
161. Pain Saw (aka Unchained Malady)
162. Laced Up
163. Drivers Dead
168. Written Offed
169. Chess Pain (aka End Game)
171. Nite Capped (aka Gunfire from the Sky)
172. Dead-dy Dearest (aka Point Blank)
173. Leave it to Seizure (aka Great Seizure's Ghost)
174. Dog Dead Afternoon (aka Three Dog Night)
176. Tree Mugger
177. Jack 'n' Croaked (aka The Jack Daniel Story)
178. Dead Fella (aka Rico-Chet)
179. Pam Caked! (aka Jeer Bleeder)
180. Suck & Blown (aka Suck 'N' Blow Attack)
181. Pris-un-done (aka Prison Break)
182. Homie Invasion/Homie's Dead (aka Homie Invade-Dead)
183. Namas-Dead (aka Stench of Death)
184. WW1 And Done (aka D'oh Boy)
185. Info-Pain-Ment (aka Boo-Flex)
186. Die-Agra (aka Too Much Medication)
187. Eye So Horny (aka Manse-Meat)
188. Nun F***ed (aka Bum Chucks)
189. Poly-Ass-Turd (aka You're Fired)
190. Handi-Crapped (aka Getting the Shaft)
191. Rhymes With "Rich" (aka Evil Exercise)
192. Paintful Death
193. Art Attack (aka Scrap-Nel)
194. Poker Face
195. Die Laughing (aka The Last Laugh)
196. Radium Girls
197. Dead Eye
198. Samurai Death Squad
199. Me So Hornet (aka Hornet Venom Attack)
200. Last Strike
201. Blown Job (aka Coulrophobic Clown)
202. Reef Stew (aka Danger Island)
203. Hillary Snuffed (aka The Last Straw)
204. Cream-ated (aka Cow-Punked)
205. Flame Retard-Ant (aka Stop, Drop And Die)
206. Dip N' Die (aka Tongue in Cheek)
207. Glow Job (aka Glow Schmoe)
208. Semi-cide
209. Par for the Corpse (aka Skin Game)
210. Pissed Off (aka Not So Happy Lad)
211. Dead Mime ☺ (aka Never Mime About it)
212. Handi-Crapped (aka Hanicappable Surfin')
213. Crappy Ending (aka Happily Never After)
213 (Repeat). Ass-Hoppered (aka Bake Out)
214. Safecracked Pitch
215. Spit-Ill (aka Sloppy Seconds)
216. Out to Launch (aka Merry Go-Wrong)
217. Suck Her Punched
218. Samu-Fry
219. Chairway to Heaven (aka Ouch Potato)
220. Scratch n' Snuffed (aka Buggered)
221. Rebel Without a Pulse
222. Car Jacked
223. Offed the Hook (aka Meathead, Meet Hook)
224. Snakey Breaky Neck
225. Xmas-turbator (aka Wreck the Halls)
226. Gasketballed
227. Ruffed Up (aka Doggone Dangerous)
228. Die Jump (aka Track and Heel)
229. Succu Offed (aka Cursed Cacti)
230. Trailer Trashed
231. Asphyxi-Asian (aka Afrigat-D'oh)
232. Nine Inch Nailed (aka R & RIP)
233. Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow (aka Snake-Chug)
234. ReToaded (aka Poison Frog Attack)
235. Wrin-Killed (aka The Brave Old Granny)
236. Screwged (aka A Christmas KO'd)
237. Him-Paled (aka Rubbed Out)
238. Washed and Fried (aka Scar Wash)
239. Crib Your Enthusiasm (aka Baby Boom)
240. Miner Injuries
241. Hose Whipped (aka Hosed)
242. Slippery When Dead (aka Sleeper-y Hold)
243. Clay Achin'
244. Chain On You (aka Dirt-y Biker)
245. Rocky Roadkill (aka Ice Fiend Man)
246. Par-Gore (aka Assassin's Greed)
246 (Repeat). White Wetting (aka Flay-Ote)
247. Eye-Sick-Kill (aka Silent Night, Deadly Night)
248. F.U.V'd (aka Bicycle Berserker)
249. Kill Bill & Billie (aka Honeymoon Killers)
250. Mastur-Bitten (aka Black Light Scorpions)
252. Well Chung (aka Wang Bang)
253. War-Done (aka Wacky Warden)
254. Booby-Zapped (aka Booby Trapped)
255. The Depart-Dead (aka Gangsta Trapped)
256. Found D-eat
257. Pimp My Death (aka Curtain Call Girl)
258. Less Is Mormon (aka Whip Trap)
259. De-Throned (aka Bowel-ed Over)
260. Down With The Clown (aka Insane Clown Posse)
261. Gum's the Word
263. Killer Tan (aka Jersey Score)
264. Crate and Buried (aka Air Maul)
265. This Bird Has Flu (aka A Bird In The Pants)
267. Hummus Among Us (aka Gas Attack)
268. Orspasm (aka Cluster Victimized)
269. Window Pained
270. Contact Die (aka Blinded Me With Science)
271. Raider of the Lost Narc (aka Achin' Ambulance)
272. Velvet Dope (aka Dead Carpet)
273. As-Capped (aka Killjoy)
274. Squirrelled Away (aka When Animals At-taxidermy)
275. Any Given Gunday (aka One in the Oven)
276. Die-Arrhea (aka Die-fecta)
277. You're So Vein (aka Lethal Injecti-cide)
278. Gas Holed (aka Fireball Gas Blast)
279. Hole N' Done (aka Foreskins)
280. Dead-Necked (aka Scold Maid)
281. Who Ded? (aka Sore Looters)
282. Potty Mouth (aka Dirt Eater)
283. Deadliest Catch (aka Electrocuted Fisherman)
284. Hang Dunked
284 (Repeat). Mail Order Fried (aka Shock and Awww)
288. Chippin' Dale
290. De-Faced (aka Snow No)
292. Dumb Skull
293. Freeze Died
293 (Repeat). Frost-Dead (aka Frozen Attack)
294. You've got Dead Male (aka Face Plant)
295. Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood (aka Parking Fighters)
296. Tipping Point (aka Gratuity Violence)
297. A Turn for the Purse (aka Invasion of the Purse Snatcher)
298. Sign Offed (aka Spin Head)
299. Fansicle (aka Imbecile on Ice)
300. Bad Hair Day
301. Sucked Offed (aka Son of a Leech)
302. Funny Boned (aka Good to the Last Laugh)
303. Road Killed
304. Radioactivate-Dead (aka Red Scare)
305. Moving Violation (aka The Long Haul)
306. Big Boned (aka Crushed by the Competition)
307. Rocked Out (aka Between a Rock and a Dead Place)
308. Cleane-Dead Solution (aka Back Stabbed)
309. Jablowni (aka Rafted)
310. Cult Evaded
311. Texas Fold 'Em
312. Re-Formed
313. Rolled Death
314. Dung For (aka Sh*t Happens)
315. Little Chop Of Horrors (aka Chop Shop of Horrors)
316. Butt F***ed (aka Fire Man)
317. SP-Effed (aka Blistering Vice)
318. Dia De Los Morons (aka Night of the Living Deadbeat)
319. Domin-a-Dead (aka Rubbered Out)
320. OMG! SUV! R.I.P. (aka Squeeze Play)
321. Bad Assid (aka Belly Flip-flop)
322. The Chokes On You (aka Harmoni-Can't)
323. Vom-Ate-Dead (aka Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love)
324. Bats All Folks (aka Gone Batty!)
325. Who Fart-Dead? (aka Hot Boxed)
325 (Repeat). Kitchen Sunk (aka Bearded)
326. Smother-in-Law (aka Monster-in-Law Knows Worst)
327. i-Boned (aka Battery Dead)
328. Treadkill (aka Treadmill Accident)
329. Muffed Dive (aka High Die)
330. Fecal Attraction (aka Toilet Victimized)
330 (Repeat). Paper Or Spastic (aka Green Grosser)
331. Wet Dream (aka Bed-Wetting)
332. Little Person, Big Death
333. Booty Trapped (aka Quaking Money Victimized)
334. U.P.F'D (aka Anthrax Attack)
336. The Day The Magic Died (aka Death Spell)
337. Mine Over Splatter
342. Die-Brator (aka Pink Tingler)
343. Smoked (aka Up in Smoked)
345. Bush Whacked (aka Non-Survival of the Fittest)
346. Extinguished (aka Dodgeball Extinguished)
347. Re-Tired (aka Tire Blast)
348. My Big Fat Greek Death (aka Brass Bulls)
349. Electro-Cutie (aka X-Mess Carol)
350. Harmored Car (aka Heavily Armed)
351. Pulled Pork (aka Pigging Out)
354. Blood Bath & Beyond
355. Anger Damagement (aka TerrorVision)
355 (Repeat). Bowled Over (aka Exploding Bowling Ball)
358. Teri-Yucky (aka Burning Japanese)
360. Keester Sunday (aka Keester-Concealed)
364. Wanted Instead (aka Crappy Hour)
365. Kung Pao Pow!!! (aka Exploding Wang)
366. Strang-Girled (aka Necks Victim)
368. Cloudy With A Chance of Pain (aka Rock Bottom)
370. Drone Boned (aka Predator Drone Attack)
371. Hacked Off (aka Hack Attack)
372. Meat Your Maker (aka Hooked On A Feeling)
374. Dead Kacynski (aka Dead Battery)
378. Bird Brained (aka One Flew Over the Bachelorette)
385. Sh*t Faced (aka Alcohol Victimized)
389. Jelly Belly-ed (aka Swallow Wallows)
393. Deep Sleep (Walk) (aka Grim Sleeper)
396. Onesie & Donesie (aka In Fail Mercial)
397. Bucky Boned (aka Magnetic Mayhem)
398. Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead (aka Vuvuzelized)
399. Lac-Toasted (aka Bobby Slammed)
400. Fat-ality (aka Fatty Splatty)
401. Abracadaver (aka Magic Bullet)
402. Miss-ur Head (aka Off With His Head)
403. Heart On
404. Straight To DVDead (aka Duel Personalities)
405. Chemi-Killed (aka Down the Drain)
406. Weld Done (aka All's Hell That Ends Weld)
407. Grilled (aka Bring-Bring)
408. Ring-A-Ding Dead (aka One Ring To Kill Them All)
411. North by Northwasted (aka North By Northwaste)
412. Em-Bear-Assed (aka Un-BEAR-ably Attack)
412 (Repeat). ReTired (aka Old Man ReTired)
412 (Repeat). S**t Canned (aka Canned Trashed)
412 (Repeat). Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow (aka Rug Munched)
412 (Repeat). Lesboned (aka Lazy Laundromat)
412 (Repeat). Goon Interrupted (aka Chutes and Splatters)
412 (Repeat). Gang Banged (aka Dead Bang)
413. Just Plane Dead
414. Hydrau-licked (aka Hubcapped)
415. Bed Buggered (aka Jerked Off)
416. Trucked Up
417. DestRoid
418. Easy Slider
419. Skid Marked (aka Ghost Rider)
420. Die-Rect TV (aka Flashbite)
422. Constriction Accident
425. Ten-Ass Anyone? (aka US Wide Open)
427. Six Feet Plunder (aka Grave Danger)
428. Doggie Styled (aka Dynamite Dog)
429. Weed Whacked (aka Whacked)
431. Rubbed Out (aka Alcohol Bath)
432. Coming & Going (aka Good Vibrations)
435. Coffin to Death (aka Holy Diver)
438. Tongue Died (aka Metalhead)
439. Chain Gang Banged (aka Towed Away)
440. Tea Bagged (aka Speaker Trouble)
441. Snakenstein (aka One Deadly Bite)
442. Last Beer-Dead
443. Blogged Artery (aka Kiss Of Death)
444. Deadliest Munch
444 (Repeat). Jaw Boned (aka Chew Bomber)
445. Apocalypse Harley (aka Apocalypse Charlie)
446. Kara-Chokey (aka Inside Choke)
447. Water Logged
448. Homie-Cide (aka Drive-By Corpsing)
449. Another Up The Butt Story (aka Buzz-Ted)
450. That's A Morte! (aka Lust Poisoning)
451. Ass Phyxiated (aka Plumper Helper)
452. 'Dis Still Killed 'Em (aka Full Proof)
453. Cat Got Your Life (aka Too Fur Gone)
457. Blend-Dead (aka Ratted Out)
458. Lost In Transfusion (aka Cold Blooded)
459. Smoke Stalked
460. Blast Call (aka Halfs All Folks)
462. Tow F.U. (aka Tow Schmuck)
463. Smoke A Doped
465. Guns N' Noses (aka Blood Diamonds)
468. Died Zilla (aka One Wedding and a Funeral)
477. Mexi-Can't (aka Jailbroke)
478. Board Stiff (aka Tony Hack)
479. Fore Head
485. M-R-Ouch! (aka Nurse Case Scenario)
487. E-I-E-I-Oww! (aka In Farm's Way)
496. Recep-Shunned (aka Wedding Swinger)
497. Ball Sacked (aka Sports Nut)
498. Choke-A-Lot
499. Pained Gun
500. Ich Bin Ein Stoner (aka Witch Hunt)
501. Hats All Folks! (aka Mad Hatter)
502. Gas-Hole (aka Confusing Beverages)
503. Implo-dead (aka Smacked Down)
504. Wel-Dead
505. Vermin-ated (aka Mort's Bad Day
506. Die-Drant
507. Golden Die-Angle (aka Four By Gore)
508. Toe Jammed
509. Pebble Bitched (aka Pit-y Party)
510. Kill Basa
512. Chef Boy-R-Dead (aka Et Tu Fay)
513. Hot Shot Part D'uh! (aka Ultimate Energy Drink)
514. Heim-Licked (aka Boot Camp)
515. Vike-O-Done
517. Tongue Tied
518. Jake N' Baked
519. I Spy A Dead Guy (aka In-Sin-Erator)
520. Branched Out (aka Uzi-Daisy)
521. Toilet Rolled
522. Signed Out (aka Long Day's Gurney)
523. Jersey Gore (aka Clean Sweep)
528. D. U. Die
529. Hydrate-Dead (aka Chug A Lug)
534. Chucked Up
539. Micro-Whacked (aka Micro-Waxed)
540. Beer Bashed
548. Therm-Assed (aka The Big Swig)
553. Butt Plugged (aka Plugged Up)
554. Dead Fixe (aka Critical Condition)
555. Double-O-Severed (aka I Spy A Spy's Eye)
556. Her Own Damn Fault!!! (aka Game, Set, Splat!)
557. D-Parted (aka Blade Sunner)
559. Mile Die Club (aka Atmos-phyxiation)
568. Dead Me Stallion
571. Polly Want To Crack Your Spine? (aka House Pest)
578. Corset Killed Him (aka Of Corset Kills)
586. Stone Hard
590. UninTented
591. Trip to the Maul (aka Love Is Blind)
592. Descent Of A Woman (aka Mirror Mirror)
593. Cham-Pained (aka Champagne Toast)
594. Odds Are You're Dead (aka Morning Shift)
595. Wedding Crasher (aka Wacky Wedding)
596. Sky Scraped (aka High-Rising Sky)
597. Tapped Out (aka Rasslers) (OS)
599. Mercury in Uranus (aka Thermometers of Terror)
606. Wet Dream
608. Catch and Decease (aka No Candiru)
610. Deep Fried (aka Deep Fried Bastard)
611. Boris Bititoff (aka Raccoon Rage)
612. Gone Green (aka Pretty Poison Dress)
613. Vat's All Folks (aka Graveyard Shift)
614. Dead On Arrival (aka Acid Washed)
615. Macdeath (aka Peter Pan-Caked)
616. Cock-A-Doodle-Die (aka Razored Rooster)
617. USSR-Dead (aka Fools Russian)
618. (aka Mow-ing Violation)
619. Sudden Death (aka Last Call)
620. Mudder Sucked (aka Mudsport)
621. Spyanide
622. Brain Worms
623. Eye Swallow (aka Socket to Me)
625. Midnight Choker
629. Sex Ray (aka X-Ray Attack)
630. Ex'd Ex (aka Haunted Prey Ride)
631. Sun Burnt (aka Laser's Edge)
634. Shop 'Till You Drown (aka Drown And Out)
638. Oz Holed (aka Oz Gone Wild)
640. Tumble Die
642. Bull-Heavia (aka Bleader)
644. Teller She's Dead (aka Violent Alarm)
645. Amish-Tinguished (aka Jebe-Die-Ah)
646. Scarf-Face (aka Skinny Boned)
652. Botoxicated
655. Two Stoopid (aka Double Death)
656. Phlegm Phatale (aka Neti Say Goodbye)
657. Dead Heat (aka Asthmatic Spices)
661. No Fun-Gus (aka Mushroom Capped)
662. Phone Boned (aka Phone Possession)
671. Boobicide (aka Racked)
672. Erecto-Phobia (aka Peter Pork-Her)
673. R.I.P.-PED (aka Juiced)
674. Killdo (aka Cursed Carrot)
677. Boweled Out (aka Swing Away)
678. Ariva-Deadci (aka Crying Over Spilled Guts)
680. Pretty Fly For a Dead Guy (aka Lord of the Flies)
689. Wine And Die (aka Dyin' Wine)
692. Gone Fission (aka WWM'D)
700. This Just In... My Chest (aka Breaking News)
701. Steward-Death (aka Unfriendly Skies)
704. Cruci-Fried (aka Seeing The Light)
710. Tanked Girl
711. Spastic Surgery (aka Bor D'oh)
712. Rub-A-Dubbed Out
713. Dive Bombed
714. Forked-Up (aka Tightrope the Torso)
715. Withdrawn (aka Lock and Exp-Load)
723. Bot-ily Harm (aka Mod Man)
726. Dough!!! (aka Cinnamon And Spice)
730. Colon-Gross-Opy (aka Colon Gross)
734. Die It (aka Scam-tastic Voyage)
742. Hammer Head (aka Hammertime)
743. S*** Dead
744. Master E-Raced (aka Dishonorable Discharge)
745. Half-Offed (aka Taxi-Scab)
746. Pornicated (aka Hoard Knock Life)
753. Thanks A-Clot (aka Dr. Doctor)
754. Hi-Jack Offed (aka Balloon Blowout)
755. Mary Lou Rectum (aka Lady and the Trampoline)
756. Bank Ruptured
769. Bush Defeated (aka Wax On, Wax Off)
770. Face Offed
771. Caught In A Lye (aka Mud Fried)
779. Eel Effects
780. Critter In The S****er (aka Ferret In The Hole)
785. My Chemical Romance (aka Trashed)
786. Curl Up and Die (aka Hair Die)
794. African't
802. Gooed Riddance (aka Gag Reflex)
803. Bomb-Bino
804. Fire In The Hole
817. Ball 'N Pain
818. Frightmare (aka A Nightmare on SUNDS Street)
819. Sneeze Bag (aka 15 Minutes of Shame)
820. Suffer-Cated (aka Cheating Edge)
826. Gory Holed (aka Uploaded)
830. Ass-Plosion (aka Strongman's Sad Day)
832. Lesbocution
856. Shafted
869. Back Stabbed (aka Blood Eagle)
870. Fatally Gourd (aka Pumpkin Die)
873. Bad Max (aka Sucked Off)
874. Dyin' Maiden (aka Iron Maid)
877. Caulk Blocked (aka Ass Full Of Caulk)
881. Slayer Cake (aka Heart Baker)
888. Ex-Squeezed (aka Scavenger's Daughter)
889. Fiddle Licked (aka A Violin of Violence)
892. Gorgeous Gorge (aka Too Much Junk Food)
894. Scam Eye Am (Dead) (aka Killer Scam)
895. Pop Goes The Cholo (aka Sin-Tu bated)
897. American Died'Ol (aka Pariah Carey)
899. Batter Upped (aka Fried D'oh)
909. Law and OrDead
911. Penis de Milo (aka Sculpt-A-Death)
913. Dead Meat-Eorite (aka Meteorite Strikes)
914. Lazy Bumday (aka Dirty Rotting Scoundrel)
915. (aka Water-Waxed)
917. Chicken Boned (aka Chicken Brittle)
919. Inquisi-Torn
929. Turtle Waxed (aka Turtle Shelled)
930. Injecti-cide (aka Filler' Up)
937. Tone Death (aka Over-I-Dose)
944. Dead Light Green Light
948. Titty Titty Bang Bang (aka Bad Explosions)
950. No Guts... All Gory (aka Knife Surprise)
952. Dumbrella
957. Drunk Die-er (aka Early Harvest)
959. Tenta-killed (aka Eaten Alive)
963. Fin-ished
965. Bull-Shido (aka Urning Japanese)
983. Last Blast
985. A Chainus Runs Through It (aka Shredded Zeke)
992. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (aka Laid to Rest)
1000. Premature Endings (aka Long Goodbye)
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The One About Dumb People Dying.
A crossdresser "wets" the bed / a gymnast makes a killer move / a greedy crematorium worker explodes / a stewardess is way in over her head / a taxidermist gets squirrely / a pumpkin thief takes robbing to the heart / a man who drinks liquid cocaine gets a kick he never saw coming
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 39.
Originally aired February 8, 2011.
Title reference: Spoofs the episode titles of the TV series "Friends".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Wet Dream.
Way to Die #331
On January 1, 1986, in Manhattan, NY. A man, who spent New Year's Eve at a party, snorting cocaine, donning women's clothes, and seducing two women into having sex with him, wakes up the next day, half-naked, smeared in make-up, and strapped to his water bed. As he screams, he kicks his stiletto-heeled feet, puncturing his water bed, which then leaks. The man keeps struggling until all the water from the leaking mattress engulfs him and he drowns.
Alt names - Bed Wetting
Note: This is the second death to be given this name.
Mary Lou Rectum.
Way to Die #755
On February 12, 2010, in Colorado Springs, CO. A very bitter gymnast named Andrea who lost her chances at being an Olympic star and her beleaguered partner named Sally practice in the gym for a show. After belittling her colleague on her trampoline skills, she attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself. Unfortunately for Andrea, she accidentally lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales/stabs herself to death, leaving her friend Sally horrified.
Alt names - Lady and the Trampoline
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Kung Pao Pow!!!.
Way to Die #365
On May 10, 2003, in Tianjin, China. A corrupt Chinese crematorium worker named Chung Li steals the gold teeth from the body of a man named Mr. Wang who supposedly died from getting struck by lightning. In reality, the man named Mr. Wang was killed when a weather rocket launched in order to bring rain to drought-damaged land failed to detonate, fell back to Earth, and struck him in the chest. Once the cremation furnace is started, the rocket's explosive charge ignites and blows the hatch off with enough force to decapitated and killed the corrupt crematorium worker.
Alt names - Exploding Wang
Hot Shot Part D'uh.
Way to Die #513
On April 2, 2006, in Phoenix, AZ. A couple return to their hotel room after stealing luggage from an airport. The man finds what appears to be a bottle of expensive rum in one of the cases (which belonged to a drug smuggler) and takes a drink, unaware it is actually liquid cocaine (a mixture of cocaine and kerosene). After drinking the concoction, the man suffers spikes in adrenaline and blood pressure and dies from cardiac arrest.
Alt names - Ultimate Energy Drink
Steward-Death.
Way to Die #701
On April 9, 1998, in plane over the Pacific Ocean. An extremely irritable and apathetic flight attendant/stewardess named Valerie annoys the others with her rude and mean behavior. Suddenly, the top of the plane (which was weakened from years of metal fatigue) cracks and the mean flight attendant/stewardess is sucked out from explosive decompression. As she falls to her death, the mean stewardess/flight attendant is exposed to high-speed winds that shreds her skin, suffocates her to death from the atmospheres due to lack of oxygen, and eventually freezes to death from the extreme cold of being 30,000 feet in the air, and she dies before landing into the ocean.
Alt names - Unfriendly Skies
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Squirreled Away.
Way to Die #274
On May 3, 2003, in Cooper's Creek, GA. A taxidermist, who regularly eats the meat of the animals he kills, dines on squirrel meat (served rare) not realizing that the animal was infected with rabies. He contracts the virus, which invades his brain and causes him to die a slow, painful death of organ failure over the course of several days.
Alt names - When Animals A-Taxidermy
Fatally Gourd.
Way to Die #870
On October 12, 2007, in Moorpark, CA. A man and his buddies go pumpkin chunking using a homemade pumpkin cannon at his farm. Meanwhile, another man is attempting to steal pumpkins from the farm across the field where the pumpkins are supposed to land. One of the pumpkins from the cannon makes contact with the thief, and the stem of the pumpkin impales his heart, killing him instantly.
Alt names - Scumpkin Scumbat
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| The One About Dumb People Dying |
fandom.1000waystodie | # The Towering Inferno
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fandom.1000waystodie | # The Tropical Storm of Terror
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Therm-Assed
"Therm-Assed", Way to Die #548: is the seventh and last death featured in "", which aired October 31, 2011.
Plot.
A miserable teenage girl named Michelle forced into going to a religious retreat by her parents slips some crushed ecstasy into everyone's dinner. After the drugs take effect, one of the campers smashes a guitar near the campfire. Michelle chokes on the soot that is blown in her face. She grabs a nearby Thermos and gulps its contents, not knowing that it is filled with leftover hot water from the campfire that was boiled earlier in the night. Failing to spit the water out (due to the effect of ecstasy), she suffers severe burns to her epiglottis, which swells up and blocks her airway. She then loses consciousness and soon dies. The campers pray for her soul.
"Tonight, Michelle decided she was gonna share with her brothers and sisters by spiking dinner with several milligrams of ecstasy. It didn't take long for these happy campers to go from holy rollers...to horndogs. Michelle sat back to enjoy the show...but she suddenly a little choked up. After inhaling the soot from the fire, Michelle grabbed a Thermos to clear her throat. It didn't go down too well."
Transcript.
Campers: (Singing) Amaaaziiing grace...
Narrator: There's a lot of ways to try and see God.
-Campers: (Singing) I saaaved... all leeetch<br>
-Narrator: You can sit on campfire and sing as praises...
Campers: (Singing) like neeeeee...
Narrator: But that didn't cut it from Michelle.
Male Camper: Any request?
Michelle: Naughty Roana Manson?
Narrator: Forced by her parents to get good with God. At the religious camping trip.
Female Camper #2: Yeah!
Narrator: She found another way to get through the night:
Narrator: A little... chemical enhancement.
Oscar Rey: There are hundreds of Christian camps administered to thousands of youth every summer. Some of these youth have already accepted the truth, but some of the direction of their lives. By attending camp wicked giving that health, by reinducing them to the blessing the board.
Narrator: Tonight, Michelle decided she was gonna share with her brothers and sisters by spiking dinner with several milligrams of ecstasy.
Male Camper: Dear lord, thank you so much for this food, amen.
Female Campers: Amen.
Michelle: Amen.
Male Camper: I feel amazing!
Female Camper #1: I love you guys!
Male Camper: I love you too!
Michelle: (Laughs)
Narrator: It didn't take long for these happy campers to go from holy rollers...
Male Camper: Hah!
Narrator: to horndogs.
Male Camper: Yeaheheheh!
Female Campers: (Laugh)
-Female Camper #2: I'm rockstar!<br>
-Narrator: Michelle sat back to enjoy the show...
Female Camper #2: Rockstar!
Female Camper #2: Rockstar! I'm a rock...
Female Camper #2: star!
-Michelle: (Coughs)<br>
-Female Camper #1: Oh, god!
Narrator: but she suddenly a little choked up.
Michelle: (Coughs)
Female Camper #2: (Laughing) I'm sorry.
Narrator: After inhaling the soot from the fire, Michelle grabbed a Thermos to clear her throat.
Michelle: (Coughs)
Narrator: It didn't go down too well.
Michelle: (Chokes)
Narrator: What Michelle didn't know...
Narrator: was that boiling water had been poured into the thermos...
Narrator: earlier in the night.
Michelle: (Coughs and chokes)
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: When the girl was disinhibited on the drug she was on...
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: and she took the swig of the boiling water, her natural response to spit it out wasn't present, and she caused burns in the back of throat to . This epiglottis is growly covers up the hair wicker to swallowing, swelled up and block the airway. She would've passed out within 5 to 15 seconds. Death would have been certainly in minutes,
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: as there is no oxygen getting to the brain.
Narrator: Michelle thought she could play a little joke on her religious friends.
Michelle: Amen.
-Narrator: But, just as they were all about to see God,<br>
-Male Camper: Yeaheheheh!
Female Camper #2: I... am a rock...
Female Camper #2: star!
Michelle: (Coughs)
-Female Camper #1: Oh, god!<br>
-Narrator: Michelle went to meet Him...
Female Camper #1: Let's pray.
Narrator: ...personally.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Think Globally, Die Locally
Think Globally, Die Locally.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 68.
Originally aired March 19, 2012.
Title reference: A spoof to the saying "Think Globally Act Locally"
Note: This is the final episode to have Ron Perlman as narrator. From the final four episodes, Joe Irwin is credited as the narrator for death segments.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Grilled.
Way to Die #407
On February 26, 2006, in Shanghai, China. A Chinese jewelry sweatshop owner named Hung Lo who's obsessed with gangster rapping, bullies, teases, harasses, and provokes his workers into creating jewelry made with rosary peas (which contain a poisonous material called abrin). The workers get their revenge on him by making a gold grill lined with rosary peas, which poison and kill the owner when he begins wearing it.
Alt names - Bring-Bring
Hole 'n Done.
Way to Die #279
On October 1, 2002, in Flagstaff, AZ. An elderly professional wannabe golfer who now plays mini golf enters a tournament against a kindly old woman whom the crowd adores. In a rage after losing, the golfer hurls his putter at a scoreboard. The putter breaks and the sharp end impales the man in his heart, killing him.
Alt names - Foreskins
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Crazy Caddyshack"
Cross Bown'd.
Way to Die #144
On January 15, 2007, in Pittsburgh, PA. A man who just won $78 million from a lottery ticket becomes delusional and paranoid. Along with the butler and the $1000-a-day hookers, the man also buys a crossbow to use against his alleged enemies. In his paranoia, he shoots an arrow at a self-portrait on the wall. When he tries to yank it off the wall, the man is electrocuted by a power line that was located inside the wall where his picture hung.
Alt names - Mega-Lo-Millionaire
Namas-dead.
Way to Die #183
On June 16, 2010, in Taos, NM. A strict yoga instructor (played by Bria Roberts) bullies and grosses out her students with her constant flatulence. After a particularly disgusting session, the entire class decides to pack up and leave. In a frenzy, and still stuck with her leg behind her head from one of her yoga positions, she scuttles across the yoga studio, but falls down a flight of stairs and lands facedown in a meditation pool, knocking herself out. While unconscious, she inhales enough water to drown.
Alt names - Stench of Death
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Yoga Instruct-Dead"
Bowled Over.
Way to Die #355 (Note: This is the second death to have this number)
On January 23, 2008, in East L.A.. A group of drunk hipster filmmakers are out one day recording themselves on a high-speed camera in the hopes of creating popular viral videos, when one gets the idea to film things being dropped from 80 ft. above them. With the cameraman on the ground, they first drop a watermelon, then an old TV, but when they drop a bowling ball, it shatters, sending a large shard in through the eye of the cameraman. The shard severs his medulla oblongata, resulting in massive bleeding, and he dies of exsanguination and organ failure.
Alt names - Exploding Bowling Ball
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Hacked Off.
Way to Die #371
On November 23, 2011, in Mill Valley, CA. A computer hacker hacks into his own pacemaker to manually control his own heartbeat. His bratty gamer neighbor is using a wireless video game controller. With the pacemaker vulnerable to any and all wireless waves, the hacker ends up dead when his neighbor stops playing the game, sending the man into cardiac arrest.
Alt names - Hack Attack
War-Done.
Way to Die #253
On March 10, 2009, at Ohio Women's Prison. A heartless prison warden who just banned all forms of communication with the outside world to all the female convicts confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for one of the inmates. The warden eats one with blue frosting, which, unbeknownst to the warden, is laced with PCP. The drug takes effect and the warden flies into a delusional rage, acting like his German Shepherd guard dog, marching like a soldier, angrily attacking the other guards (who check up on him), and diving off his desk. One of the guards rolls in a flash grenade to distract the warden so they can capture him, but the flash grenade rolls too close to the warden's head and explodes, blowing the warden's skull open and frying his face.
Alt names - Headless Warden
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Wacky Warden"
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| Think Globally, Die Locally |
fandom.1000waystodie | # This Bird Has Flu
"This Bird Has Flu", Way to Die #265, is the second death featured in "Death Certificates", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Plot.
Juan and Maria are a Spanish-speaking couple who smuggle wildlife out of the country. One day, Juan smuggles a couple of exotic birds out of the country, all of which are drugged and strapped to the bottom of his leg. Juan takes a three hour nap, only to wake up feeling extremely sick and sweaty, He then begins to vomit everywhere on the passengers, and then himself before dying. As it turns out, Juan had contracted avian flu (commonly known as bird flu) from the smuggled birds and asphyxiated to death due to fluid accumulation in his lungs. The birds that were in his leg then fly into the plane, while Maria is left in tears with the other passengers looking on at Juan's dead corpse in shock.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # This Just In...My Chest
"This Just In...My Chest", Way to Die #700, is the sixth death to be featured in "", which aired on October 31, 2011.
Plot.
Joe (David Imani) was a wannabe news reporter who only cares about his looks. On camera, he seems the part, but as we know, the camera may not lie, but the guy in front of it sure as hell can. On camera, he seems to care about a report about someone abducting a seeing-eye dog, but really, all he cares about is his hair. When he hears about a hurricane, he sees it as a chance to advance his career, so he and his crew rush over. When he's there, he tries to act like he's Mr. Brave, but still, all he can care about is his hair, so he does not notice a mailbox snap off and fly, stake-first, into his chest, impaling his heart.
"Within hours of the initial reports, the hurricane made landfall, and Joe could just feel that national news anchor job blowing his way. Joe made it seem like he was brave for covering this massive storm. But in the end...he couldn't even stick it out."
Transcript.
Narrator: Within hours of the initial reports, the hurricane made landfall, and Joe could just feel that national news anchor job blowing his way. Joe made it seem like he was brave for covering this massive storm. But in the end...he couldn't even stick it out.
Narrator: Joe won't be delivering any more news. He's feeling a bit... under the weather.
| This Just In...My Chest |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Thom Beers
Thom Beers (born c. 1952 in Batavia, New York) is an American television producer and narrator/voice over artist. He created the show 1000 Ways to Die and served as the narrator. Beers is the narrator for the two pilot episodes, "Life Will Kill You" and "Hard Lives, Easy Deaths" before being replaced by actor Ron Perlman for the remainder of the season and series (until Perlman was replaced by Joe Irwin for the final six episodes of Season 4).
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tiffany Juterbock
Tiffany Juterbock is an American therapist. She also interviewed.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tiffany S. Walker
Tiffany S. Walker is an American actress. She portrayed Sarah in "Descent of a Woman" as she appeared in "1000 Ways to Die".
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Time for Death
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tipping Point
"Tipping Point", Way to Die #296, is the third death featured in "Die-abestic", which is set to air on February 1, 2012.
Plot.
Kerry and Sherry, two rival waitresses at Pink Peaks (a Hooters-style restaurant), haven't been making much money. When an all-male softball team comes in to get their orders, the two get in a catfight for the role of being their waitress. Kerry defeats Sherry after placing her head in a plate of spaghetti and plans to go in for the kill, but instead gets her left breast pierced when she lands on the spear of the receipt holder. When Kerry gets up, she gets the holder out of her breast and both silicone and her heart's blood leaks out, and she dies from blood loss.
Transcript.
Narrator: It was the dead zone at Pink Peaks. Then, business picked up. In the end, Kerry beat up Sherry on the table. I don't think that was the tip she was looking for. Check, please!
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Titty Titty Bang Bang
"Titty Titty Bang Bang", Way to Die #948, is the first death to be featured in "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009, and the tenth and final death to be featured in the episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
Connie was a young temp worker whose acting career fizzled out. She decided to become a stripper, thinking that things will change, but she didn't have breasts as big as a typical stripper, so she opened up her laptop, searched for the closest boob job in San Diego, and found a doctor that specialized in breast implants. The next day, she shows up at the doctor's office, pays for the expensive surgery, and goes to his operating room. Connie tells the surgeon that she wants "melons, gazongas, bonkers" and she doesn't want to see her own feet. In other words, she wants the biggest breast implants imaginable. The doctor promises to give her the biggest "tatas" in all of southern California. On the patient bed, Connie is put to sleep for the operation, and the surgeon starts working on her breasts.
Two weeks later, Connie boards a plane to Las Vegas, Nevada, dressed for her new stripper job. To go along with her big breasts, she had her hair and makeup done, and she even wore a mini-skirted blouse tight enough to expose her chest and show her nipples poking through. Every woman on the plane grew jealous of her massive lumps, and one woman snapped her father out of staring Connie down. Plus, one man sat behind Connie, put her arm holder down, and grazed her breast. She enjoyed all the attention she attracted and she felt confident in her newfound sexiness and the new life her boobs would give her.
When the plane took off, Connie's chest started to feel strange because it turns out that she got what she paid for. The plastic surgeon used substandard implants that are barely a step above water balloons. As the balloons get bigger and the compression gets higher, Connie starts screaming. A man accuses her of having a bomb in her chest, but she said that it's only her boobs. Then, after a little bit, everyone starts screaming and a woman points at Connie's chest. The bigger her chest grew, the more her blouse stretched and nipples grew. The stewardesses tried to help her out while calming the passengers down, but there was nothing they could do.
"When the plane hit 20,000 feet..."
Connie's breasts finally explode. Blood and breast matter spews onto the walls, seats, and people's faces and bodies, whether they tried to avoid the blast or not. Connie sits on her seat in an upright position, lifeless and covered in blood. The passengers are visibly traumatized by this experience as they stare at Connie's corpse.
Transcript.
Narrator: When the plane hit 20,000 feet...
Narrator: Connie thought bigger boobs would give her a lease on life. Too bad death stepped in...and popped her balloon.
| Titty Titty Bang Bang |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Toe Jammed
"Toe Jammed", Way to Die #508, is the sixth death featured in "Deadliest Kitsch", which aired October 24, 2011.
Plot.
A hospital janitor named Gunther with a fetish for feet and unconscious women sneaks around giving pedicures to sleeping or comatose female hospital patients while sucking on a foot-shaped lollipop. While finishing a pedicure on a coma patient named Gertrude, Gunther accidentally lets a hospital tray swing towards her kneecap, triggering the patellar reflex. She involuntarily kicks Gunther in the face, causing the lollipop to lodge in his throat and Gunther to choke to death.
Transcript.
Narrator: Tonight, Gunther's going to spend some quality time with his soulmate. Gertrude has been in a coma for weeks. This guy even makes his own foot-shaped lollipops. Gertrude didn't volunteer for this weirdness and lashes back...with an involuntary kick called the 'patellar reflex'.
Narrator: Gunther worked the night shift to satisfy his foot fetish, what finally stopped him was a sleeping beauty...who gave him a sucker punch.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Toilet Rolled
"Toilet Rolled", Way to Die #521, is the second death to be featured in "Waking Up Dead", which aired on February 3, 2010.
Plot.
Around the world, one in 25 deaths are cause by alcohol consumption. If you wanna know how or why, Norton is a good place to start. Of the 70 million alcoholics in the US, half are just like Norton, functioning and able to hold out steady jobs. Being a privately contracted steamroller operator meant Norton was his own boss, and the boss encouraged drinking on the job. He was yelling stuff like "Look out, coming through!", "Flat, Flat, Flat!", and "Makin' the world flat!" He already put the crusher to a couple of six-packs, and now nature is calling and proceeds to the port-a-potty.
Instead of hitting the head, he should have used his. Norton had forgot to set the hydraulic brake. With the toilet standing at the bottom of the slight hill, it didn't take long for the 44,000 pound roller to gain some speed and roll right over poor Norton, crushing his body in the process before squeezing all his organs out his mouth like a tube of toothpaste, and in the end, he ends up joining the two six-packs he had crushed earlier.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tone Death
"Tone Death", Way to Die #937, is the second death featured in "If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You", which aired on January 5, 2011.
Plot.
An i-Doser named Clyde sells his digital drugs to many people. He gets his hands on some military subsonic equipment and uses it to try to amplify the hallucinogenic effects of his music for a new i-Dose file called "Satan's Jackhammer" by bringing the audio frequency down to below 20 Hz. He ends up suffering from sonoporation caused by the sonic pressure from the low sound frequency that destroys the eardrums, and the lungs fasten intakes air until Clyde vomits blood and wets his own pants, otherwise known as SADS, also known as Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome, and dying from that combined with shock and total organ failure, alongside involuntary pant soiling, loss of balance and even heart attacks.
"Clyde was looking for the ultimate high, but he was in way over his head."
Transcript.
Narrator: Clyde was looking for the ultimate high, but he was in way over his head.
Narrator: Clyde learned a hard lesson: Hertz... hurts.
| Tone Death |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Tongue Died
"Tongue Died", Way To Die #438, is the second death featured in "", which aired on December 8, 2010.
Plot.
During the 2008 recession/housing crisis, foreclosure was skyrocketing, and a scavenger named Max is hard at work, stealing metal from foreclosed homes and selling them for scrap. Max would take whatever wasn’t nailed onto the ground, be it weather vanes, pipes, and even a manhole lid in the middle of a street. While attempting to cut off power to one of the abandoned houses, Max nearly gets electrocuted and is caught by a police officer. Max takes his loot and runs off, but he ends up losing them during the chase. He succeeds in escaping the obese police officer but ends up falling into an open manhole (the lid of which was stolen by Max earlier in the segment). Max hits his chin on the ground as he falls, accidentally biting off his tongue, and the impact of the fall causes Max to break his neck, cut off his spinal cord, and asphyxiate, while the police officer on the street above picks up the bloody tongue and is disgusted by it.
Transcript.
Narrator: It was a clean escape until...
Pavel Bindra: If you fall down and break your neck and snap critical areas of the neck especially between C3 and C5, that's dangerous, you cut off the spinal cord at this point, your lungs just sit there useless. And you're gonna asphyxiate within minutes.
Narrator: When people bottomed out, Max cashed in. Until he wound up in the hole. What's the matter, Max? Cop got your tongue?
Segment Description.
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
| Tongue Died |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Tongue Tied
"Tongue Tied", Way to Die #517, is the seventh death to be featured in "Stupid is as Stupid Dies", which aired on October 20, 2010.
Plot.
A huge group of rich 20 year-olds wasted their trust funds on fashion items and muscle cars. Mike and Jade were the most extreme of the bunch, who had piercings on almost every part of their body. Jade wanted to show off her new tongue piercing: a slave ring. Mike and Jade began kissing in opposite cars while the rest drove the cars and watched. They would stop kissing when they came close to a stationery object. Eventually, they would come across a forklift. When they were nearing it, Mike and Jade attempted to stop kissing, but their tongues were literally tied and they were stuck kissing due to Mike's standard ball piercing getting entangled in Jade's slave ring. The cars were going too fast to stop, and the two forks of the forklift cleanly decapitated Mike and Jade. Jade's friend soon stopped and got out of her car and started crying upon seeing Jade and Mike's headless bodies and decapitated heads.
"They thought they'd christen the new piercing with a stunt they called 'the kiss of death'. The two lovers remained lip locked until a last possible moment when the cars would pull away to avoid a stationary object, in this case, a slow moving forklift. The stunt would've worked, except Mike and Jade suddenly found themselves...tongue tied."
Transcript.
Narrator: They thought they'd christen the new piercing with a stunt they called 'the kiss of death'. The two lovers remained lip locked until a last possible moment when the cars would pull away to avoid a stationary object, in this case, a slow moving forklift. The stunt would've worked, except Mike and Jade suddenly found themselves...tongue tied.
Narrator: The two drivers should have slowed down their cars at the same time, but they didn't use their heads. So instead, Mike and Jade lost theirs. Kids these days do some pretty dumb things. These two could have used a simple... heads up.
| Tongue Tied |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Top 100 Deaths
Top 100 Deaths.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 100.
Note: As of the 100th episode, these numbers in parentheses are counting down from 100 to 1 about these best death segments.
Extinguished.
Taken from: Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral"
On December 12, 2006, in Asheville, NC. A bitter ex-jock, whose college prospects were ruined by failed drug tests, now plays dodgeball at a community center. After one aggressive victory against a group of nerds (all of which are heads of Internet companies that are making more money than the jock ever will), he yells at his teammates and tries to spray them with an old, improperly maintained fire extinguisher. The container explodes and the handle lodges in his chest, destroying his heart.
Alt names - Dodgeball Extinguished
Her Own Damn Fault!!!.
Taken from: Death Takes A Vacation
On July 27, 2004, in Chatsworth, CA. A lecherous wife invites her husband's boss and his boss's wife for a game of tennis. When the woman publicly tries to seduce the boss, his wife serves a ball that hits her in the head, stunning her. She stumbles against the hand crank used to tighten the net, releasing it so that it strikes her in the head. The blow leads to her death from a skull fracture and swelling of her brain.
Alt names - Game Set Splat
Lazy Bumday.
Taken from: Locked and Low Dead
On January 5, 2001, in Homestead, FL. A lazy, overweight scammer who has been confined to a wheelchair from his ankles breaking pretends to be a crippled Gulf War veteran for money. After coming home to his slovenly house from his latest con, the man begins itching violently and discovers several maggots feasting on his infected bedsores. As the man freaks out, he collapses and dies —- not from the maggots eating him alive, but from massive heart failure caused by years of poor dieting and no exercise.
Alt names - Dirty Rotting Scoundrel
Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood.
Taken from: Grave Decisions
On August 9, 2001, in Walla Walla, WA. An overly aggressive driver gets her parking spot stolen. When she gets in a fight with the other driver, she falls on top of the hood ornament of the car, lacerating her stomach.
Alt names - Parking Fighters
Colon-Gross-Opy.
Taken from: Dirt Nap
On August 18, 1995, in Denville, NJ. A girl with a very high competitive streak holds various contests with her two male roommates. To prepare for a farting contest, she decides to cheat by squirting a can of whipped cream up her rectum to produce gas. However, the nitrous oxide gas from the can causes quick freezing and immediate necrosis of her intestinal tissue, resulting in swelling. Before She bleed to death, she farts out her blood and dies of hemorrhage.
Alt names - Colon Gross
Dough!!!.
Taken from: Wild Wild Death
On November 9, 2004, in Rapid City, SD. A lecherous bakery supervisor who sexually harasses his female employees challenges one of them to swallow a spoonful of ground cinnamon in order to get out of going on a date with him. She chokes on the powder and coughs it into his face, and he falls over so that his tie gets caught in a running dough mixer. His head is pulled in and the machine's blades inflict lethal skull fractures.
Alt names - Cinnamon And Spice
Premature Endings.
Taken from: Sor-Dead Affair
On March 13, 2011, at Sharon Levy Memorial Hospital. At a hospital filled with patients who are dead or near death from injuries and illnesses caused by their own stupidity or ignorance of conditions they never knew they had, a woman walks by the chaos to visit her elderly father (described as beloved, hard-working, and faithful to his family and friends) in hospice care, who dies peacefully in his sleep of old age with his daughter at his side.
Alt names - Long Goodbye
Down With The Clown.
Taken from: Deadliest Kitsch
On July 23, 2008, in Los Angeles, CA. A birthday party clown stalks a horror-core hip-hop band called "Infernal Clown Posse" (played by real-life clown-music group Insane Clown Posse) with hate mail and plans to sabotage one of their concerts. The clown rushes to the front row, but is knocked unconscious when one of the group members hits him in the head with a soda pop bottle. After regaining consciousness a short time later, the clown becomes enraged, runs backstage and goes to unplug their speakers. The clown, still drenched in soda, which contains a high concentration of salt, is electrocuted to death. (NOTE: This death features the song "In Yo Face" performed by ICP.)
Alt names - Insane Clown Posse
Spit-Ill.
Taken from: Die-abestic
On July 4, 2007, in Marietta, GA. A southern belle working a kissing booth for charity at a carnival is stealing the money from the jar. When her high school crush walks up to the booth, she is more than willing to make out with him. However, he had been chewing sunflower seeds, and the belle had an allergic reaction to the sunflower seed oil and died of anaphylactic shock.
Alt names - Sloppy Seconds
Vat's All Folks.
Taken from: Enter the Ferret
On June 19, 2001, in Chicago, IL. A cemetery owner digs up his corpses and dissolves them in hydrofluoric acid to make room in the plots and coffins to put them up for resale. After his coworkers refuse to go along with his plan, the cemetery owner decides to do it himself and ends up falling into the acid tub, burning himself to death from the inside out.
Alt names - Graveyard Shift
Pain Saw.
Taken from: Death, The Final Frontier
On May 28, 2003, in Pratt, KS. A man tries to get the attention of his attractive neighbor by tying a rope to his chainsaw and swinging it over his head. The rope gets tangled and pulls the chainsaw into his neck, partially beheading him, but bleeding him out enough to die of shock.
Alt names - Unchained Malady
Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow.
Taken from: Crying Over Spilled Blood
On October 4, 2007, in Pyramid Lake Reservation, NV. At a Native American gift shop, an idiotic tourist helps himself to a basket of hot peppers, not realizing that they are intensely hot ghost chili peppers. He fumbles in the refrigerator for a drink, but gulps down a jar of snake venom (that the shopkeeper had saved for a university professor) by mistake. The venom enters his bloodstream through sores in his mouth, caused by eating the peppers, poisoning and eventually killing him.
Alt names - Snake-Chug
Killer Tan.
Taken from: It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
On August 15, 2009, in Ocean City, NJ. Two tanning-obsessed guidos use large amounts of DHA for an instant tan. After spraying themselves by hand, they climb into a stand-up spray tanning booth and light a cigarette. The spark from the lighter ignites the DHA fumes in the booth, causing an explosion that kills them.
Alt names - Jersey Score
Heim-Licked.
Taken from: Death Certificates
On June 16, 2010, in Orlando, FL. A fitness camp instructor partial to attractive women tries to intimidate an overweight client and make her quit. When she finally leaves in frustration, he mockingly eats some of the junk food she leaves behind but begins to choke. He tries to bounce on a yoga ball to perform a Heimlich maneuver, but then falls on a lawn sprinkler and impales himself through the mouth and breaks his neck.
Alt names - Boot Camp
Mastur-Bitten.
Taken from: A New App Called Death
On March 15, 2009, in Lamy, NM. A scam artist posing as a state health inspector targets a sleazy motel. Using his own semen from a furious masturbation session, the scam artist is able to extort some money as well as blackmail the motel owner into staying the night at the hotel for free by revealing the semen stains with an ultraviolet light. While sleeping on the bed he soiled, some Arizona Bark Scorpions crawl on the man's bed and sting him to death.
Alt names - Black Light Scorpions
Teri-Yucky.
Taken from: Death Penalties
On October 5, 2006, in Bremerton, WA. A master chef at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant owns a set of precious knives. One night, the busboy of the restaurant steals the knives to role-play as the chef. When he throws one of them high in the air, he manages to catch it, but it severs a support rope holding up a giant Buddha head decoration. The decoration slams into the busboy and causes him to face plant into the hot grill, which scorches his face and kills him from fatal burns.
Alt names - Burning Japanese
Nine Inch Nailed.
Taken from: Star Death: The Last Generation
On April 10, 1999, in Tacoma, WA. Three men hired to clean a local dump waste time by rolling in a tire down a hill with a wooden ramp. The first man passes the ramp, but when the second man rolls down, the ramp collapses and exposes two nine-inch framing nails from the ramp, which puncture through the tire and sever his spinal cord, causing neurogenic shock.
Alt names - R & RIP
Hi-Jack Offed.
Taken from: Tweets From the Dead
On June 16, 2010, in Orlando, FL. A hijacker looking to hijack a car hitchhikes on the road. When a truck driver and his boss, a former female boxer, stop to help him, he pulls out a gun. Threatening to shoot them, the hitchhiker forces them out of the truck. The unscared woman punches him and he falls backward into the air brake hose, which enters his rectum, pumping him up with air and causing him to explode.
Alt names - Balloon Blowout
Bowled Over.
Taken from: Think Globally, Die Locally
On January 23, 2008, in East L.A.. A group of drunk hipster filmmakers are out one day recording themselves on a high-speed camera in the hopes of creating popular viral videos, when one gets the idea to film things being dropped from 80 ft. above them. With the cameraman on the ground, they first drop a watermelon, then and old TV. But when they drop a bowling ball, it shatters, sending a large shard in through the eye of the cameraman. The shard severs his medulla oblongata, resulting in massive bleeding, and he dies of exsanguination and organ failure.
Alt names - Exploding Bowling Ball
Double-O-Severed.
Taken from: Getting A Rise From The Dead
On May 6, 2007, in New York, NY. A spy committing corporate espionage climbs down a hotel's air duct to install a listening device outside the room which an important meeting is to take place there. His assistant nephew accidentally turns on the duct's fan, which catches the spy's rope and winds it up. He bleeds to death when the fan blades sever his legs.
Alt names - I Spy A Spy's Eye
Dill D'oh!.
Taken from: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
On December 5, 2006, in Kansas City, MO. A retired chemistry teacher who was sent to a nursing home by his greedy children who had him declared incapable of caring for himself just so they could get his money does demonstrations for the other residents (despite being reprimanded by a mean-spirited nursing home aide), including one in which he uses a pickle to form a crude light. When the mean nursing home aide grabs the equipment to confiscate it, he completes a circuit that sends an electric shock through his heart and stops it.
Alt names - Quite the Pickle
i-Boned.
Taken from: Grave Errors
On June 12, 2009, in Cincinnati, OH. A cell phone addict annoying and infuriating others with her chatter at a movie theater dies when the defective battery in her phone short circuits and the phone explodes, sending shrapnel into her inner ear and brain.
Alt names - Battery Dead
Guns N' Noses.
Taken from: Killing Them Softly
On December 14, 1992, in Sierra Leone. After capturing and killing a diamond smuggler, a ruthless warlord celebrates by snorting "brown-brown" (cocaine laced with nitroglycerine-laced gunpowder). The tray holding the mixture is contaminated with diamond dust; when the warlord snorts the mixture, the particles lacerate his arteries and travel to his heart, causing him to bleed to death.
Alt names - Blood Diamonds
Handi-Crapped.
Taken from: Death: One Size Fits All
On July 24, 2001, in Flint, MI. A man in a mobility scooter and a neckbrace bullies other coworkers and regularly threatens to sue his company for causing his injury. One day, one of his coworkers walks in on the man taking off his neckbrace and discovers that he's been faking his injuries. The man chases after his coworker on his mobility scooter to keep her from ratting him out to his boss, but the co-worker loses him in a waiting elevator. The man plows through the elevator doors and ends up falling down the empty elevator shaft, dying of severe bodily trauma.
Alt names - Getting the Shaft
U.P.F'D.
Taken from: Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever
On December 1, 2003, in Olympia, WA. A former mailman who was forced into early retirement now steals packages in front of peoples' houses. After stealing a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge, he opens it and gets hit in the face with anthrax that was set up on a jack-in-the-box-style mechanism. The bacteria kills the man a week later.
Alt names - Anthrax Attack
Fire In The Hole.
Taken from: Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead
On July 16, 2002, at the Florida State Prison. A Neo-Nazi jail inmate attempts to escape by having his moronic friend get himself arrested while carrying a hand grenade in his rectum. Once in jail, the friend has trouble extracting the grenade, so the Neo-Nazi tries to get it out himself. In doing so, he pulls out the pin, setting off an explosion that kills them both. The explosion blows out the friend's guts and blows off the Neo-Nazi's face and skull.
Another Up The Butt Story.
Taken from: Eat, Pray Die
On August 17, 2009, in Las Vegas, NV. A drunk bachelor attempts to rape a stripper (who was used as a human sushi bar) at his bachelor party. The stripper pushes him onto the toilet and he leans on the flush mechanism. Abnormally high pressure in the tank causes the porcelain lid to fly onto the floor and shatter, and the bachelor slips onto a shard of porcelain, piercing his colon and intestinal tract, and causing him to bleed to death.
Alt names - Buzz-Ted
Smother-In-Law.
Taken from: Today's Special: Death
On March 5, 2007, in Muncie, OH. A meddlesome, shrewish, overweight mother-in-law angers her son's wife by nagging her about her son's food preferences. After getting slapped in the face, the wife leaves the kitchen. The mother-in-law tries to take a frozen pizza out of the freezer, but the box is wedged between other groceries, and the force of the mother-in-law's tugging sends the refrigerator crashing down on her. The sharp end of the freezer door pierces her throat while the rest of the refrigerator crushes her body.
Alt names - Monster-in-Law Knows Worst
Mary Lou Rectum.
Taken from: The One About Dumb People Dying
On February 12, 2010, in Colorado Springs, CO. A very bitter gymnast who lost her chances at being an Olympic star and her beleaguered partner practice in the gym for a Las Vegas show. After belittling her colleague on her trampoline skills, she attempts to dismount off the trampoline herself. Unfortunately, she lands on top of one of the supports for the parallel bars (which was left out by a worker trying to fix the bars) between her rectum and vaginal opening and fatally impales herself.
Alt names - Lady and the Trampoline
Smoke Stalked.
Taken from: Death Be a Lady Tonight
On March 8, 2004, in Holbrook, AZ. A psychotic ex-girlfriend stalks her newly-married boyfriend and his happy wife to the point that her invasions become threatening. Desperate to take their minds off the stalker, the couple go on vacation, during which the stalker tries to break in through the chimney and gets stuck. Trapped for a week, she slowly dies of a mix of starvation, dehydration, and suffocation (asphyxiation) until her body's finally freed by her returning boyfriend, noticing her corpse is preventing him from starting a fire in the flue.
Alt names - Look Who's Stalking
Ball Sacked.
Taken from: Death, The New Black
On October 3, 2007, in Coalville, WV. An angry football coach has been reduced to working at a small-town high school after being fired for cheating. As he tries to toughen up his players in an outlawed "Bull Ring" drill, the coach is hit by a player, stumbles from the hit and into the path of a kicker's kick, which hits him in the uprights. The kicker was given lead insets in his cleats just before practice and the force of the kick causes the coach's pelvis to shatter and a piece of bone to lodge into his kidneys and give him a fatal case of septic shock.
Alt names - Sports Nut
Lost In Transfusion.
Taken from: Dead Before They Know It
On May 16, 2002, in Chicago, IL. In order to beat a company drug test, a cocaine-addicted crane operator injects himself with blood that matches his type, stolen by his girlfriend who works as a hospital cook. However, he does not listen when she warns him to warm the blood before injecting it. He stores the blood in the refrigerator overnight before injecting it in the bathroom moments before his drug test. Once the cold blood enters his body, the man is killed instantly from fibrillation and tachycardia.
Alt names - Cold Blooded
Chairway to Heaven.
Taken from: Stupid Is As Death Does
On November 20, 2003, in Milwaukee, WI. A deadbeat dad who abandoned his family to "find himself" (an act so heinous even the narrator says he wants to kill the man) gets drunk with his friend while setting up his new house. He brings in a pilot seat from a Soviet fighter jet, unaware that it still works. He pulls the lever on the seat and is launched 10 feet into the air, crushing his skull against the roof.
Alt names - Ouch Potato
Straight To DVDead.
Taken from: Better Them Than Us
On December 6, 2005, in Hollywood, CA. Two men are reenacting a 1775 Revolutionary War duel for a low-budget film. One man, a former criminal-turned-wannabe actor who was passed up for the lead role, plots to kill the other, so he slips a lead ball into the gun chamber to make the death seem like an accident. However, when he fires the gun, it explodes due to an excessive amount of gunpowder, blowing his hand off and sending shrapnel into his femoral artery, and he is killed from blood loss. (based on the death of Brandon Lee but unlike this scenario Lee's attempt was successful were as the person in this scenario plan backfired).
Alt names - Duel Personalities
Any Given Gunday.
Taken from: That's "Mister Death" To You
On November 25, 2004, in Los Angeles, CA. A "jersey chaser" (a groupie who likes to seduce professional athletes) sleeps with a pro football player. Due to a concussion he endured during one of his games, the player wakes up with no memory of sleeping with the jersey chaser and becomes paranoid over someone out to rob him of his money (which is the reason why he has guns hidden in his house). He calms down when he finds the jersey chaser making him breakfast in the kitchen, until she turns on the stove, which contains a gun hidden inside. The gun is heated up and fires into the woman's skull, killing her instantly.
Alt names - One in the Oven
Descent Of A Woman.
Taken from: That's "Mister Death" To You
On October 20, 2008, in Tucson, AZ. A germophobe with obsessive-compulsive disorder falls off a ladder while cleaning and lands on a mirror, breaking it. One shard enters her armpit, tearing open her axillary artery but also plugging the hole; when she later pulls the shard out, the hole reopens and she quickly bleeds to death.
Alt names - Mirror Mirror
Dead-dy Dearest.
Taken from: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
On May 25, 1994, in Sandusky, OH. An extremely overprotective father and former Army soldier scares his daughter and her boyfriend by firing a gun at her boyfriend after suspecting that the two are having sex. The father then remorselessly explains to his enraged daughter that the whole thing was a prank and that the gun is loaded with blanks. The man demonstrates by aiming the gun at his head and firing. Ironically, the man dies from getting shot in the head by the force of the blank hitting him in his temple.
Alt names - Point Blank
Tone Death.
Taken from: If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
On October 17, 2009, in Brooklyn, NY. An I-Dose dealer uses military subsonic equipment to amplify the hallucinogenic effects of his music for a new I-Dose file called "Satan's Jackhammer" and ends up dying from sonic pressure.
Alt names - Over-I-Dose
Trucked Up.
Taken from: Dying to Tell the Story
On August 2, 2006, in Ithaca, NY. A teenager shows off his car to his girlfriend, but his obnoxious cousin also shows off his new pickup truck. While showing off eight ball on his gear shift, he left the car in gear. When he activated the remote starter, the truck lurched forward, popped out of gear, knocked him on the ground and then crushed his skull with the tires.
Little Chop Of Horrors.
Taken from: Dying to Tell the Story
On June 11, 2005, Detroit, MI. A chop shop owner cheats two criminals out of a car, attempting to profit from its engine. As he works under the car to loosen the mounts, the chain holding up the engine breaks, dropping it onto his chest and crushing him.
Alt names - Chop Shop of Horrors
Falling Down On The Job.
Taken from: Sudden Death
On June 7, 1998, in Boise, ID. A lazy construction worker uses a rope elevator designed for bringing tools to the upper floors of a building. On his way up, the rope snaps and he plummets to his death, when he hits the ground, he suffers multiple fractures and dies of hemorrhaging.
Alt names - Destruction Worker
Bed Buggered.
Taken from: Sudden Death
On October 14, 2004, in Columbus, OH. Two college roommates (a jock and a geek) share a dorm room, with the latter continually being made to leave whenever the former brings a date to the dorm. One night, the geek finally brings a date to the room, and has sex with her on top of the bunk beds while the jock harasses the two of them from below. The movements of the couple cause the top bunk to fall on the jock and fatally crush him. Based on a similar sense from Black Sheep (1996).
Alt names - Jerked Off
Die-Arrhea.
Taken from: Cure for the Common Death, Part II
On February 21, 2004, in Louisville, KY. An obnoxious, renowned jockey evicted from his hotel becomes desperate to win a horse race so he can retire for good, so he becomes anorexic and starts abusing illegal Chinese laxatives to lose enough weight to race. He surprisingly wins, but dies from massive dehydration, potassium deficiency, and renal failure from the laxatives he took and no fluids to replenish his electrolytes.
Alt names - Die-Fecta
R.I.P.-PED.
Taken from: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
On October 3, 2004, in Tarzana, CA. A 70-year-old man obsessed with body building relies on not only his exercise equipment, but his juicer to build and maintain his muscles. After years of overworking his juicer, the juicer stops, overheats, and explodes, sending the juicer's blade into his carotid artery.
Alt names - Juiced
De-Throned.
Taken from: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
On April 23, 2002, in Las Vegas, NV. A misogynistic biker forces a bar maid to be his personal housekeeper so she can pay off a gambling debt. During her time, he intentionally makes messes for her to clean up, one of which is cleaning motorcycle parts with gasoline in the living room. The maid cleans up the gasoline by sopping it up in a rag, wringing it out in a bucket, and pouring the gasoline in the toilet, but doesn't flush. The biker comes home, throws down his beer can, and goes to the bathroom. As the biker is on the toilet, he smokes a cigarette and tosses it between his legs into the bowl. The methane gas from his flatulence gets ignited by the cigarette and the toilet blows up, rupturing the biker's pelvic arteries and causing him to bleed to death, much to the relief and happiness of the maid.
Alt names - Bowel-ed Over
Cruci-Fried.
Taken from: Young, Dumb, and Full of Death
On July 19, 1978, in Chattanooga, TN. A phony miracle healer and minister removes the ground from a three-pronged electrical plug to a microphone amp in hopes of getting rid of an annoying hum emitting from the machine. During the service, he steps into a baptismal pool while holding the microphone and is electrocuted.
Alt names - Seeing The Light
Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead.
Taken from: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
On November 21, 2009, in Tucson, AZ. At a soccer match, a soccer-obsessed nuisance buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes a brain aneurysm.
Alt names - Feelin' Horny
Scratch n' Snuffed.
Taken from: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
On November 2, 2008, Hattiesburg, VA. A politician drops dead after being voted out of office, being humiliated by widespread news of a sex scandal involving visits to South America to see his Brazilian mistress, and going broke after his wife abandons him. When the politician was on one of these trips ten years earlier, he was bitten by a triatominae. After numerous visits and numerous bits, he to develop Chagas' disease, which in turn led to a fatal cardiac arrhythmia.
Alt names - Buggered
Lesboned.
Taken from: Hurry Up and Die
On June 9, 2008, in Parker Strip, AZ. A bisexual real estate agent notorious for having sex with her clients seduces a wealthy, lesbian prospective customer. After a tour of the house, pool, and eventually the laundry room, they strip and have sex on top of the dryer. Their movements cause its fuel line to come loose and the room fills with natural gas. When the water heater turns on automatically, it ignites the gas and sets off an explosion that kills both women.
Alt names - Burning Loins
Mail Order Fried.
Taken from: Hurry Up and Die
On August 14, 2002, in Olathe, KA. An obnoxious mailman who has a second job as the target at the local carnival's dunk tank insults the customers with embarrassing secrets he culls from their mail. Over time, balls that miss the target repeatedly hit the fuse box for the tank's water heater and damage the wiring until it makes contact with the water, electrifying it. When one customer (a former professional baseball player who spent two years playing the game in Japan) hits the target, the mailman falls into the tank and is electrocuted.
Alt names - Shock and Awww
Die-Drant.
Taken from: The End is Weird
On November 21, 2009, in Brentwood, CA. A prankster uses a mirror to reflect sunlight into the eyes of passing drivers in the hopes of causing an accident. He succeeds when the driver collides with a fire hydrant, which flies into the air and crushes the prankster's skull.
Die-Brator.
Taken from: Fatal Distractions
On May 1, 1998, in San Francisco, CA. After a seminar, a misandristic, sociopathic leader of a fringe feminist party (notorious for their sexually violent crimes against men) returns home to find a vibrator from her lesbian lover, unaware that it's really a 1000-kilovolt taser that resembles a vibrator. After inserting it into herself and activating it, the taser electrocutes the feminist, causing cardiac arrest and kills her.
Alt names - Pink Tingler
Pornicated.
Taken from: Dead Wrongs
On April 19, 2010, in Tucson, AZ. A porn addicted compulsive hoarder throws out everything in his wife's vanity to make room for his filthy, dirty movies, prompting his long-suffering wife of 35 years to leave him. Unfazed, the man continues to feed his addiction, but forgets to eat and drink. Disoriented, he begins to stagger his way out of the house, but because he has been hoarding so much X-rated (NC-17-rated) material over the years, he ends up getting trapped, collapses on the floor from severe dehydration, and dies.
Alt names - Hoard Knock Life
Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow.
Taken from: Stupid is as Stupid Dies
On May 1, 1968, San Francisco, CA. A female nudist painter lapses into a coma and dies after months of digestive problems caused by her trichophagia. At the morgue, the coroners discover a trichobezoar in her intestines, which was clogged with enough hair and undigested food to cause intestinal rupturing and internal bleeding.
Alt names - Rug Munched
Fansicle.
Taken from: Stupid is as Stupid Dies
On October 19, 2009, in Cool Rapids, MI. A football fanatic paints himself in his team's colors (blue and white) and goes to a game in freezing weather. Sitting drunk and half-naked in the stands, he begins to develop hypothermia; however, no one can tell due to his blue paint and he loses the ability to speak, quickly freezing to death.
Alt names - Imbecile on Ice
Catch and Decease.
Taken from: Putting A Smiley Face On Death
On June 17, 2008, in The Amazon. A man in the Amazon hires a group of natives to search for gold and abuses them while they are doing so. While swimming in a river nearby from the men, he relieves himself in the river, which attracts a candiru, which enters his penis and attaches itself to the side of his urethra. The man rips the fish out, along with much of the inside of his penis, and is soon eaten alive by piranhas attracted by the escaping blood, much to the amusement of the men he had hired.
Alt names - No Candiru
Mine Over Splatter.
Taken from: Death On A Stick
On May 8, 1985, in Da Nang, Vietnam. 10 years after the Vietnam War, three former Viet-Cong soldiers with PTSD are arguing about what is the best aphrodisiac and decide to settle the score once and for all by playing Russian roulette. The three all dodge the bullet in the gun they use for the game and feel so invincible that they stomp the ground, which sets off an underground land mine left over from the war that was buried underneath their shack. The explosion demolishes the shack and leaves nothing but a severed head from one of the men.
Deadliest Munch.
Taken from: Death On Arrival
On June 7, 2008, in Stockton, CA. A lesbian comes home to find that her lover burned their dinner for the evening. To lighten the mood, the woman's lover reveals that she is wearing a candy bra and G-string. The lesbian begins eating the G-string, but it snaps and then she chokes to death on it, which means asphyxiated.
Weenie Roast.
Taken from: Dead on Dead
On July 20, 2001, in Climax, KS. A group of men and women on a camping trip after spending the day at a Christian retreat play truth or dare. A man is dared by one of the women to urinate on an electric fence. The man declines, though another man follows through with the dare and is electrocuted when his urine makes contact with the fence.
Screwged.
Taken from: Dead to Rights
On December 24, 1988, in Lansing, MI. An elderly Scrooge attacks a group of carolers gathered outside his house during a hailstorm by throwing rotten fruit at them. As the carolers run off, a large hailstone hits the man on the head, fracturing his skull.
Alt names - A Christmas KO'd
Anger Damagement.
Taken from: Dead to Rights
On August 6, 2002, in Lawrence, KS. A group of friends gather at one's house to watch professional wrestling. The new guy, who met one of the friends at an anger management class, starts picking fights with the guys. He is killed when he runs headfirst into the widescreen television, embedding glass shards in his face, breaking his neck, and electrocuting himself.
Alt names - TerrorVision
Shafted.
Taken from: You're Dead! LOL!
On January 8, 1992, in Fort Worth, TX. A mean-spirited, claustrophobic office manager gets in an elevator with some employees. However, the elevator gets stuck. In a desperate attempt to get out, the other employees pry open the doors to let her out. As she is climbing out, the hydraulic brakes fail and the elevator proceeds to descend, crushing the woman's abdomen/bisecting her.
Exhaustdead.
Taken from: You're Dead! LOL!
On October 19, 1995, in Orlando, FL. A woman secretly dates another man to escape her abusive ex-boyfriend. When the ex finds out, he drives to the restaurant where the woman is meeting the other man and plans to pelt them with his paintball gun. He backs his car against a pile of trash, which blocks the exhaust pipe. The exhaust comes out through the air conditioning vents, and he eventually dies when high levels of carbon monoxide fill his car and poison him.
Lady & The Trampled.
Taken from: You're Dead! LOL!
On August 19, 2001, in Sturgis, SD. A drunken, misogynistic biker pulls off a female dancer's top at a bar during the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, and another dancer in the troupe defends her friend by knocking him to the ground. The biker is then trampled to death by a group of drunk men who rush to the stage to check out the woman who had just been stripped.
Alt names - Lady 'n' The Trampled
Written Offed.
Taken from: Waking Up Dead
On April 28, 2009, in Glendale, CA. An immigrant military-store owner who is facing foreclosure is confronted by a banker ready to repossess his business. After the owner signs a contract he throws the banker's pen in anger. The banker demands a new pen, pointing to one in the display case, which is actually a gun that looks like a pen. The owner tries to explain this to the banker, but is ignored. The banker inadvertently aims the gun at himself and shoots himself in the head.
Mile Die Club.
Taken from: Waking Up Dead
On October 2, 1997, in Clarkdale, AZ. An abusive man trying to stop his soon-to-be ex-wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane (which he was easily able to do, as airport security prior to the September 11 attacks was not as tight). The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and he eventually dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.
Alt names - Atmos-phyxiation
Blend-Dead.
Taken from: Death Watch
On September 19, 1998, in Austin, TX. A woman tries to achieve longevity by eating healthy foods grown in her own garden blended together in a smoothie. Unbeknownst to her, her landlord has been spraying rat poison in her garden when she is not home. Due to her ignorance of what the landlord has been doing, she consumes the poisoned produce, which thins her blood and makes her increasingly ill. Foolishly believing she needs more smoothies to regain her health, she continues to consume her poison-laced produce. Later, she sprawls across a medicine ball, causing all her blood to rush to her head until she eventually dies of a brain hemorrhage.
Alt names - Ratted Out
Back Broke Mountain.
Taken from: Come On, Get Deathy
On October 29, 2003, in Los Angeles, CA. An unhappily married couple preparing for divorce go for a walk near a cliff. The husband plans on killing his wife to collect her insurance by taking a picture of themselves with his phone and then shoving her over the edge. As they are about to take the photo and he tries to shove her, she tries to fight him off in self-defense. The ensuing tussle leads to the husband's plan backfiring on him as she accidentally tosses the husband off the cliff. He breaks many of his bones and dies.
Smoke A Doped.
Taken from: Gratefully Dead
On October 14, 1997, in Newark, DE. A man refuses to fall in love with his romantic addict girlfriend unless she quits smoking. The woman finds a box of nicotine patches in her bathroom and puts a month's worth of them all over her body, thinking they will make her break her addiction overnight. However, the excess of nicotine overloads her system and she dies of cardiac arrest.
A Turn For The Purse.
Taken from: Gratefully Dead
On October 9, 2003, in Dallas, TX. A stripper living in a suburban town has her purse stolen by a mugger on a bicycle, who threatens her with a screwdriver. A nearby man sees the mugger and goes after him. The mugger speeds away, but hits his bike on a rock and flies onto a lawn, where he impaled on his screwdriver through his heart. The stripper then takes her purse back and calmly walks away.
Alt names - Invasion of the Purse Snatcher
Jack 'n' Croak'd.
Taken from: Bringing In The Dead
On October 10, 1911, in Lynchburg, TN. Whiskey distiller Jack Daniel samples the taste of his family brew and keeps asking his workers to perfect it. He gets drunk in the process, but finally makes the perfect batch. He decides to update his family recipe, which is stored in a safe, but is so drunk that he cannot remember the combination. In a drunken rage, he kicks the safe, and damages his big toe. The cut soon becomes infected, and he dies of sepsis two weeks later.
Alt names - The Jack Daniel Story
Rub-A-Dubbed Out.
Taken from: Putting a Happy Face on Death
On August 27, 2004, in Tulsa, OK. A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a blind pregnant woman hides in a car wash to escape police. The car wash owner runs the daily maintenance check, and the thief becomes disoriented by the chaos inside the car wash. During his struggle to find the exit, his head becomes impaled by a 1,000 PSI spray nozzle, which fills his skull with water. The force of the water pressure inside his skull eventually causes his head to explode.
M-R-Ouch!.
Taken from: Up With Death
On May 4, 2005, in Peoria, IL. A night nurse is mugged by a gun-toting drug addict during her shift. She tries to knock him unconscious by giving him prescription drugs, but they are ineffective. The addict soon tries to rape the nurse, and she lures him to an MRI room by stripping. She then turns it on to disarm the addict, but he has a steel plate in his skull which the magnetic force of the MRI machine attracts. The man flies into the machine, hitting his head on its top, and dies of brain damage from the massive blow.
Alt names - Nurse Case Scenario
Vermin-ated.
Taken from: Death Bites!
On August 4, 2003, in Macon, GA. A convicted robber on the run hides in a drainage pipe and gets stuck. Later that night, rats appear and start eating him alive, eventually eating into his brain.
Alt names - Mort's Bad Day
Funny Boned.
Taken from: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
On January 19, 1997, in Mesa, AZ. An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke.
Alt names - Good to the Last Laugh
Ichiboned.
Taken from: Death be not Stupid
On November 21, 1987, in Tokyo, Japan. A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts are not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.
Alt names - Love at First Strike
Pissed Off.
Taken from: Death: A User's Manual
On July 3, 1992, in Monrovia, CA. An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pants leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.
Alt names - Not So Happy Lad
Gut Busted.
Taken from: Death: A User's Manual
On February 20, 1998, in Naperville, NV. An obese man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into his abdomen.
Alt names - Ab-dominated
Red, White & Blew.
Taken from: Cure for the Common Death, Part I
On July 4, 1983, in Lawrence, KS. A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher and the firework explodes in his face, shattering his skull into his brain.
Alt names - Death on the Fourth of July
Radium Girls.
Taken from: Cure for the Common Death, Part I
On January 5, 1920, in Orange, NJ. In the 1920s, a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing radium to create fluorescent watch faces notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin. They eventually expose themselves to huge amounts of radiation after repeated applications (mostly using the radioactive paint as glow-in-the-dark body paint for their lovers during sex). While most of them died from bone cancer, the survivors filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits against the company and won, leading to increased safety standards in American workplaces.
Tanked Girl.
Taken from: Cure for the Common Death, Part I
On December 21, 1978, in St. Augustine, FL. A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.
Face Offed.
Taken from: The Good, The Bad, and the Death
On December 21, 2007, in Las Vegas, NV. A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria). The bacteria in her blood stream breaks through a pimple on her face and starts eating away at her face. She eventually dies from sepsis.
Chippin Dale.
Taken from: Unforced Errors
While two men are shredding tree branches in a woodchipper, one of the branches jams the woodchipper. Anxious to go home, one of them foolishly tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot, but his foot gets stuck in the machine and his entire body is quickly shredded to pieces.
Alt names - Wood Shredder
Jake N' Baked.
Taken from: Death be not Stupid
On December 15, 1990, in Long Beach, CA. A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive.
Alt names - Lazy Bake Oven
Re-Tired.
Taken from: Death Gets Busy
On June 4, 2005, in Bakersfield, CA. A porn addict reads a dangerous magazine while inflating a truck tire. Distracted by the magazine, the man forgets to check on the tire. After a while, the tire explodes from over-inflation, lodging pieces of shrapnel from the metal tire rim into his brain and killing him.
Alt names - Tire Blast
Choke-A-Lot.
Taken from: Death Gets Busy
On March 27, 1975, in Peachtree City, GA. Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated.
Rebel Without A Pulse.
Taken from: The Lighter Side of Death
On July 4, 1867 in Anniston, GA. Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters miss, but the deserter still dies as he suffers a heart attack brought on by his intense fear of being shot.
Trailer Trashed.
Taken from: Dead and Deader
On May 1, 1979, in Aberdeen, SD. A newly married man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
Domin-a-Dead.
Taken from: Dead and Deader
On February 27, 2006, in Tonopah, NV. A 32-year-old virgin looking to have sex with a hooker is chosen by a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she is punishing him. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and ends up dying because his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain.
Alt names - Rubbered Out
Frightmare.
Taken from: Death Over Easy
On June 15, 1995, in Fargo, ND. A woman suffers from SUNDS, which stands for "Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome" (aka Nightmare Syndrome), and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare she could not wake up from.
Alt names - A Nightmare on SUNDS Street
Habeas Corpse.
Taken from: Unforced Errors
On May 1, 1998, in Los Angeles, CA. Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death.
Alt names - Drop Dead Attorney
Killdo.
Taken from: Unforced Errors
On January 31, 2004 in Roanoke, VA. While eyeing a handsome grocery store clerk, a woman gets the idea to use a peeled carrot as a dildo during her nightly masturbation session. While using the carrot during her session, a rough cut slices her vaginal wall, letting air into her circulatory system. An air bubble travels to her heart, blocking her blood flow, and the woman dies from an air embolism.
Alt names - Cursed Carrot
Oprah Winfried.
Taken from: Death Over Easy
On November 12, 1986, in Folsom, CA. An obnoxious former death row inmate whose sentence was commuted to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching "The Oprah Winfrey Show" (1986-2011) on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception.
Alt names - Stalk Show
Heart On.
Taken from: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
On October 19, 2005, in Tooele County, UT. A mentally unstable man attaches jumper cables to a cow heart he bought from a slaughterhouse and tries to use it as a sex toy. At first, he attaches the cow heart to a car battery, but when it does not work for him, he tries hooking it up to a 110-volt wall socket, and is electrocuted.
Butt Plugged.
Taken from: The Good, The Bad, and the Death
On November 9, 2002, in El Segundo, CA. A newly released convict driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against his truck for talking back, the can is activated, soaking the con's rectum with the spray and fatally eating it away.
Alt names - Plugged Up
Semi-cide.
Taken from: Life Will Kill You
A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals, making the medic crew lose some time. The man dies of pain and he bleeds out.
Freeze Died.
Taken from: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
A man working at a mafia-owned South Philadelphia meat packing company is deliberately locked in a walk-in freezer out of revenge for stealing cuts of meat and getting his employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant, and dies of hypothermia.
De-Coffinated.
Taken from: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers, having succumbed to suffocation. Shortly before the brother's death, he tried to claw his way out with his fingers, wearing them down to the bone.
Sex Ray.
Taken from: Death Gets Busy
On March 12, 2001, in Jackson, MI. A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin falling in love in the control room. They accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while falling in love, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation.
Alt names - X-Ray Attack
Bank Ruptured.
Taken from: Cure for the Common Death, Part I
On December 21, 1978, in Bordeaux, France. A man with the eating disorder pica manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. His stomach soon bursts and spills blood into his abdomen.
Alt names - Blood Money
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Totgeschissen
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tow F.U.
"Tow F.U.", Way to Die #462, is the second death featured in "Die-abestic", which aired on February 1, 2012.
Plot.
Dave was a tow truck driver, and also a scam artist. He would put fake 'No Parking' signs up and then overcharge customers when he illegally towed their car or does any other services. When a woman with a broken down car agrees to pay his high prices to get her car towed, Dave accidentally hooked onto the cars steering rod instead of the tow link due to him being too busy checking out the woman's legs. While the car is being towed, the tensed steering rod breaks and the towing hook flies into Dave's head, crushing his skull, killing him instantly.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Trailer Trashed
"Trailer Trashed", Way to Die #230, is the second death featured in "Dead and Deader", which aired on February 15, 2009.
Plot.
A newly married man named Chuck buys a 1952 Royal Spartenette trailer home for he and his wife, Roxanne. He cleans every inch of his new home, but has trouble unclogging the home's toilet. Chuck attempts to unclog the toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful.
"Chemical warfare was the only answer. Chuck poured a gallon of bleach down the trailer's poop chute, and waited. From the darkness below, came a response..."
The bleach reacts with the sewage, creating a cloud of chlorine gas, which suffocates him.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tread Marked
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"Tread Marked", Way to Die #160, is the third death featured in "It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Plot.
Ted, a junk scavenger, finds the tire and he attempts to pull it into his truck. Meanwhile, down the road, Jed, an outlaw, is drunk-driving, until he is stopped by a police officer. Jed acts impolite to the police officer and freely admits that he's been drunk-driving to the police officer, and when asked to get out of his car, Jed manages to subdue the officer by tasering him and stealing his gun in a standoff. Meanwhile, Ted slips up in the bed of his truck and loses the tire. Back at the scene where the officer is, Jed is about to shoot him when all of a sudden, the same tire that Ted attempted to pull it into his truck rolls down the hill and hits the Jed on the right side of his body, causing him to die from multiple injuries sustained from the tire, as well as his head hitting the street pavement, crushing his frontal lobes.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Treadkill
"Treadkill", Way to Die #328, is the fourth death featured in "Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead", which aired August 15, 2011 but first appeared on Spike's website July 26.
Plot.
A perverted outcast named Chuck spies on his hot neighbor and her boyfriend next door while exercising on his treadmill. Chuck is so busy ogling his neighbor that he started forgetting that he is still on the treadmill as he keeps on increasing the speed of the treadmill and falls, with his hoodie string catching on the cup holder. It tightens around his neck, cutting off blood and air from his brain so that he gets strangled to death, and eventually sent to Hell.
Transcript.
Narrator: A hot summer day calls for a hot car wash. And Stacey knew how to work on hose. While Stacey and her boyfriend, Jake, were getting things nice and wet,
Narrator: their neighbor Chuck was perving out while working out, trying to carve some fat off his pudgy frame.
Chuck: (Blows) You know you want it.
Narrator: Chuck was a social zero. Women would run not walk at the side of him.
Chuck: Work it for daddy. Hoo hoo hoo hooo.
Narrator: He was forced to get his kicks by spying.
Chuck: (Nose laughs) What a piece of mmmm!
Chris Mitchell: 75% of people work out at the gym while 25% of people work out at home. One reason, why a person would decide to train a home...rather than go to a personal training studio or a gym is simply because they are embarrassed of their current physique, they don't wanna be seen in public training.
Chuck: You can crack a nut with those thighs...!! Hoo...!
Narrator: Today, Chuck was so deep into his fantasy sex life...
Chuck: Squirt the hose! Squirt the hose! Hoo hoo hoo hoo...!!
Narrator: He didn't notice the speed increasing on his treadmill.
Chuck:
Narrator: Chuck was about to reach the finish line when...
-Chuck: (Howls) Yeah!<br>
-Narrator: His hoodie string got caught in the cup holder.
Narrator: If it had snapped, he'd still be alive. But it stretched out tight around his throat.
Dr. Boyd Flinders: With the string of his sweatsuit wrapped around his neck, acting like a garret. The weight of his body pulling it tight, cut off his air supply through his trachea and cut even deeper into his carotid arteries. Causing loss of air and blood, causing death.
Narrator: Chuck was a loser who took to spying to get off.
Chuck: Look at that butt...!
Narrator: But then, he couldn't get off his treadmill
Chuck: (Howls) Yeah!
Narrator: and got life's ultimate climax...death.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Tree Mugger
"Tree Mugger",Way to Die #176, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Dead on Dead", which aired on February 24, 2010.
Plot.
Construction sites deep in the wilderness were having a battle between man and nature, and so far, man is winning. But a nature enthusiast who calls himself "Root-Dog" chains himself to a tree in protest to it being cut down. He is able to get rid of the construction workers, and they just shrug and proceed to cut other trees. Then he ends up meeting another friend of Mother Nature, a grizzly bear. Okay, maybe not very friendly because this beast of the forest shows up and bites on his arm. As Root Dog screams, the bear bites down into the Root Dog's stomach and pulls out his intestines, as Root Dog screams, "GET OUT! I NEED THAT! I NEED THAT! GO! GO!" And Root Dog becomes lunch for the bear.
Quotes.
"Don't be scared. No- no tears. No. *Unintelligible dialogue.* I didn't say that. I'll protect you. Yes I will, I'll protect you." -Root Dog "communicating" with his oak tree he's chained himself to.
"Murderers! You greedy, meat-sucking blood vessels!" -Root Dog ranting at the loggers to get away from his precious tree.
""Get out! I need that! I need that! Get off, go, get off!!" -Root Dog's final words; a desperate plea for the Grizzly Bear to stop eating him. Really, the bear doesn't care, not even for nature-lovers.
| Tree Mugger |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Trip to the Maul
"Trip to the Maul", Way to Die #591, is the first death to be featured in "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
Plot.
Peter, who was unfaithful to his wife, went on a camping trip with his mistress named Julie. While they were having sex, something is wrong. Peter's eyes were acting up, and then, Peter lost his sight completely. He had developed vasoconstriction in his eyes which caused him to be blind. As Julie rushes out of the tent to get his mobile to call for help, Peter stumbles out of the tent in panic and blindly ran into a brown bear which mauls him to death, sending the cheating husband to hell, much to the horror of Julie. Peter is now lunch to the bear.
"Panicking, Peter runs blindly right into a 600-pound VERY hungry brown bear. It had been raiding the campsite cooler, but...found Peter's fresh meat much more to its liking."
Alternative Name.
Also known as "Love Is Blind" on the Spike TV website
Alternative Description.
Description as seen on Spike TV's website
"A cheating husband goes BLIND while having sex (a condition called Vascoconstriction) in a collapsible pup tent, panics, runs into a bear and gets mauled by it".
| Trip to the Maul |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Trucked Up
"Trucked Up", Way to Die #416, is the third death to be featured in Dying To Tell The Story, which aired on December 29, 2010.
Plot.
Leonard shows off his new red car to his girlfriend when his obnoxious cousin Todd comes by and shows off his new black Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck to them. Unlike Leonard, Todd did not have to work to get his ride considering his nature as a spoiled brat; his parents gave him what he wanted. He encourages Leonard to check out his truck, much to his dismay, as the obnoxious cousin shows the features he had in his truck. He then decides to show off his favorite feature on the truck: a remote starter (which he installed against the manufacturer's warning). Leonard and his girlfriend still have no idea what to say as the start button is pressed, only for the truck to suddenly lurch forward and run over Todd, crushing his head and pulverizing his brain tissue, much to the horror of Leonard and his girlfriend.
This was due to Todd accidentally shifting the truck into gear while showing off his 8-ball shifter; when he started up the truck, it lurched forward, popped out of gear, knocked him on the ground and then crushed his skull and pulverized his brain tissue with the tires.
| Trucked Up |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Tube Snaked
"Tube Snaked", Way to Die #119, is the third death featured in "", which aired on December 8, 2010.
Plot.
Tina (Melessia Hayden), an underwear-clad groupie, had just kicked out her rock star ex-boyfriend after his record deal budget falls through. She threw out his belongings. However, he didn't stay long enough to get his pet boa constrictor. The snake almost strangles Tina to death, but she throws the snake on the grass. As Tina went back inside, seeing is how this is the only home it knew, it went back inside through a pipe. However, it parked itself next to the air vent, getting stuck in the process. Carbon monoxide gets produced, killing both the snake and Tina instantly as she was drinking. The recipe for Tina's death included alcohol intoxication and carbon monoxide poisoning.
Transcript.
Narrator: The snake was no match for this Medusa. But this was the only home he knew. So he found a way back in. That night, Tina, who seemed to live in her underwear, cranked up the heat, and hit the bottle. Meanwhile, the boa had snaked his way into a warm exhaust vent on its way back into the house. As time passed, Tina began to feel dizzy and nauseous. She thought was getting a good buzz on. But not this time. This time, the low-rent skank staggered around her ghetto pad, toppled over...and died.
Narrator: Tina was a hard-bodied rock hoe with a nasty mean streak. If she haven't been so mean, she wouldn't be so dead. Rock on...bitch.
| Tube Snaked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Tumble Die
"Tumble Die", Way to Die #640, is the sixth death to be featured in "Life Will Kill You", which aired on May 14, 2008.
Plot.
Hector Madeira is here to repair an industrial-sized clothes dryer at one of the largest hospitals in the Los Angeles area. Following safety procedures, Hector had his partner, Brent kill the breaker before climbing inside the giant dryer. What he didn't realize was that Brent accidentally cut off the power to the wrong machine. The unit Hector was now inside of was still hot. The door closed tight and Hector was trapped. He knew he had only a few seconds before the dryer would start its cycle. Spinning wildly and hitting temperatures well over 200 degrees, poor Hector was being shaken and baked to death. Six long minutes later, Brent finally returned but it was too late. Hector had died from hyperthermia.
Transcript.
Narrator: Hector Madeira is here to repair an industrial-sized clothes dryer at one of the largest hospitals in the Los Angeles area.
Hector: I'm gonna get in there.
Narrator: Following safety procedures, Hector had his partner kill the breaker before climbing inside the giant dryer.
Narrator: What he didn't realize was his partner cut off the power to the wrong machine.
Narrator: The unit he was now inside of, was still hot.
Hector: Brent!
-Narrator: Hector was trapped. He knew he had only a few seconds before the dryer would start its cycle.<br>
-Hector: Brent! Hey, Brent!! Brent!! Hold on!
Hector: Hey! Brent!
Narrator: Spinning wildly and hitting temperatures well over 200 degrees, poor Hector was being shaken and baked to death.
Dr. Howard Oliver: A 200... degree environment, you would only survive merely just a few minutes.
Dr. Howard Oliver: I'm sure he could get laboridge he can get of this garage so he's tumbling around the areas. Core temperature is going up about a 105 in stainery. Therefore, he would distract to destroy his muscles, destroy your kidneys and destroy other orcas.
Brent: Whoa! Whoawhoawhoa! Hector! Hector!!
Brent: Hector!!
Narrator: Six long minutes later, Brent finally returned but... it was too late.
Brent: OH! (Screams x2)
Narrator: An unusual fate but not unheard of.
-Brent: Oh my god!! Somebody help!!<br>
-Narrator: Each year as many as 20 others perish in a similar manner.
Narrator: Oftentimes, teenagers looking for a thrill ride.
Narrator: But finding themselves trapped in a machine set on 'tumble die'.
| Tumble Die |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Tunnel Vision
"Tunnel Vision", Way to Die #99, is the sixth death to death featured in "Enter the Ferret", which has been originally aired on March 12, 2012.
Plot.
Dennis is a cheesesteak vendor at a Philadelphia Art Fair. When new rival Stan opens shop, Dennis starts a pricing war, which escalates with a food fight. When Stan wins the pricing war, Dennis snaps. He tries to set Stan's place on fire with a Molotov cocktail. However, Dennis detonates the Molotov too close to himself, setting himself on fire instead and runs, trying to escape, into what he thinks is a tunnel. Unaware that the "tunnel" he ran into was actually a wall decorated in 3D chalk art, he slams into it and dies from multiple skull fractures.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Turtle Waxed
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"Turtle Waxed", Way to Die #929, is a fifth death to be featured in "Fatal Distractions", which aired on October 5, 2010.
Plot.
Mr. and Mrs. Chow were out in the Mojave Park to look for animals. However, they weren't there to sketch wildlife. They were there to poach animals and sell them to illegal markets. When they spot a rare turtle, they think it would make a quick one-thousand dollars. Before Mr. Chow could grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down out of nowhere and picks the turtle up with its talons. The eagle tries to break the turtle's shell by dropping it at high altitude, but the turtle end up lands on Mr. Chow's head, breaking through his skull plates, and destroys the upper part of his cerebrum, taking out his ability to breathe, causing him to die of cardiac arrest twice. Meaning if one didn't kill him, the other did, thus sending him to hell for his crimes where he belongs. This ends up leaving his now-widowed wife, Mrs. Chow, screaming in horror. Miraculously, the turtle survives the fall and crawls away.
"It's the Chows' lucky day. They spot a rare mosaic back turtle. It's a black market jackpot. Between the shell and the meat, they could make a quick $1,000. Mr. Chow might know a good deal when he sees one, but he's no match for an eagle in the eyesight department. Before he can count his money, the raptor swoops down and flies off with his prize. To really make in the wildlife black market, you'd need some pretty thick skin. Chow could've used a thick skull as well."
Transcript.
Narrator: It's the Chows' lucky day. They spot a rare mosaic back turtle. It's a black market jackpot. Between the shell and the meat, they could make a quick $1,000. Mr. Chow might know a good deal when he sees one, but he's no match for an eagle in the eyesight department. Before he can count his money, the raptor swoops down and flies off with his prize. To really make in the wildlife black market, you'd need some pretty thick skin. Chow could've used a thick skull as well.
Narrator: Mr. Chow made a nice living by ripping off Mother Nature. She returned the favor, and made a nice death out of him.
| Turtle Waxed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Tweets From the Dead
Tweets From the Dead.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 69.
Originally aired March 26, 2012.
Title reference: Twitter messages.
Note: Joe Irwin begins narrating this original episode. Also, this is the seventh and final episode not to feature the death of a female.
An exterminator gets exterminated / A stockbroker got magnetic in the stomach / A wedding crasher crashes through the glass / A thief gets a meathook / A black marketeer got blown up / A hijacker exploded by a semi-truck / A ghost buster gets busted
-- This is the Original Episode --
Pretty Fly For a Dead Guy.
Way to Die #680
On March 5, 2010, in Old Lyme, CT. A nerdy man with an extreme hatred for bugs covers a wall of his home with homemade flypaper coated with cyanoacrylate. When swatting a mosquito, he falls onto the wall and gets stuck. After a few days, the man soils himself from loss of bladder and bowel control, dies from dehydration and starvation in another couple of days, and is turned into a buffet for all the bugs he collected for torture.
Alt names - Lord of the Flies
Bucky Boned.
Way to Die #397
On June 26, 2008, in New York, NY. A crooked stockbroker about to be searched by federal agents for running a Ponzi scheme nervously shreds all his papers, then falls dead from an extremely painful stomachache that leads to his death. Prior to his frantic shredding, the stockbroker squeezed his Bucky Ball office stress toy and slammed it on his desk during a phone call. The neodymium magnets from the office toy landed in his cup of boba tea] and the man drank the tea with the magnets inside of it. The "extremely painful stomachache" was actually the magnets tearing through his small intestine and attracting each other, causing fatal internal bleeding.
Alt names - Ponzi-Reamed
Wedding Crasher.
Way to Die #595
On May 12, 2002, in Ramsey, NJ. A jilted, bitter man humiliates his ex-girlfriend (who is marrying an older, richer man) at her wedding by objecting to the marriage and stripping naked. As he's being chased by the congregation, the man runs into a glass window (mistaking it for an open door) and dies from glass shards cutting through his exposed flesh.
Alt names - Wacky Wedding
Meat Your Maker.
Way to Die #372
On June 16, 2010, in Fort Wayne, IN. Two unrelated thieves attempt to loot a meat truck. The first gets in the back to loot the meat, but is locked in by the driver. The second hijacks the truck, unaware that another thief is in the back. When the hijacker is tipped off to the cops, he makes a getaway on the truck, swerving constantly. While swerving, the thief in the back is rattled around until he gets impaled in the throat by a meat hook.
Alt names - Hooked On A Feeling
Well Chung.
Way to Die #252
On February 3, 2011, in Los Angeles, CA. A black market owner in Chinatown is selling poached animal parts, pirated DVDs and illegal fireworks. He finds out that he is about to be busted by the FBI and hides in his trailer. An hour later, he lights a cigarette, but drops it on the wick of one of the fireworks, setting them all off and causing the fireworks to explode, killing him.
Alt names - Wang Bang
Hi-Jack Offed.
Way to Die #754
On June 16, 2010, in Orlando, FL. A hijacker looking to hijack a car hitchhikes on the road. When a truck driver and his boss, a former female boxer, stop to help him, he pulls out a gun. Threatening to shoot them, the hitchhiker forces them out of the truck. The unscared woman punches him and he falls backward into the air brake hose, which enters his rectum, pumping him up with air and causing him to explode.
Alt names - Balloon Blowout
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Ghost Busted.
Way to Die #134
On July 19, 2011, in Ann Arbor, MI. Two men sneak into a haunted former brothel in order to find the spirits of prostitutes and have sex with them. The owner of the building is annoyed by the numerous break-ins, and scares them off by chasing them while wearing a creepy costume. The men run away, with one descending to the ground off the ladder, and the other making a dash for the car. Once the first man descends the ladder, in a panic, he knocks a wrench off the roof and it hits him in the head. He is then run over by his friend escaping with the car.
Alt names - Haunted Hoax
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| Tweets From the Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Two Stoopid
"Two Stoopid", Way to Die #655, is the sixth death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.
Plot.
A pair of drunk guys in Portland, Maine decided to make something fun: bungee jump off a cherry-picker. One guy went first to try it out. He jumps off the picker and drops only to hit the ground hard, breaking his ribs, and he dies instantly. As it turns out, he was so drunk he measured the cord wrong.
Little do the guys know that at the same time, another pair of drunks in Reno, Nevada decided to create an extreme sport: Mattress Surfing (Riding on a mattress tied to a truck by a rope). One guy drives the truck while the other hangs onto the rope. But the rope holding the mattress became undone, and he fell off the truck at fast speed and hit the ground hard, breaking most of his bones in his body, and he dies within minutes from internal hemorrhaging.
"Drunk bungee man goes splat. He measured the cord wrong. Drunk mattress man discovers a little too late...the ground is hard. Both were nutless monkeys, both were too drunk to think, and both wound up breaking every bone... in their bodies."
| Two Stoopid |
fandom.1000waystodie | # U.P.F'D
| U.P.F'D |
fandom.1000waystodie | # U.P.F'D.
"U.P.F'D.", Way to Die #334, is the fourth death to be featured on "Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
Plot.
Larry used to be a postman, until his employers forced him to retire. Larry didn't react to it well. He would follow delivery trucks around neighborhoods and steal whatever packages that were delivered.
One rainy day, the embittered mail thief grabbed a box from the doorstep of a court judge. What he didn't know, was that the box was sent by a domestic terrorist who wanted to kill the judge for his views on immigration, by sending him a box with a booby-trapped mechanism that sprays the recipient with Anthrax bacterium. Larry opened the box and a cloud of Anthrax shot up in his face. He ignored the blast and continued his wrong-doings.
Four days later, it steadily became harder and harder for him to breathe, as the anthrax was destroying his lungs, or respiratory system. A week after opening the "'Thrax-in-the-Box", Larry was snatching a package as usual and was running on a sidewalk with it. But then, he started coughing due to his lungs now being completely filled with fluid from a pneumonia, and then he couldn't run...or stand. He started crawling on the sidewalk and suddenly collapsed. Larry became too weak to move or breathe, so he did the only thing he could... die. Thus, sending this embittered mail thief straight to hell for his mail and packages crimes.
"Larry's fate took a bad turn after swiped a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge. When he popped the top...he got a face full of one of the most toxic bacterias known to medical science...: anthrax."
Transcript.
Narrator: Getting old can be tough. Larry used to have her (The courier service in the raincoat) job. But he was forced to the early retirement. Now he follows delivery trucks around town and steals the packages.
Larry: Great.
Narrator: He gets some kicks, and some extra income.
Larry: Oh, yeah. Haha.
Narrator: Larry's fate took a bad turn after swiped a box from the doorstep of a prominent judge. When he popped the top...
Larry: Ah...!!
Narrator: he got a face full of one of the most toxic bacterias known to medical science...: anthrax.
Narrator: There are 89 different strengths of anthrax. Most are lethal without treatment.
Narrator: An unknown terrorist was attempting to assassinate the judge, for his views on immigration. He had rigged a jack-in-the-thrax contraption. Then dispersed the anthrax spores from maximum exposure. Larry didn't know it. But he was already dying.
Larry: (Coughs aggressively)
Narrator: Within 4 days, he was running a high fever.
Narrator: And his lungs were filling with fluid.
Larry: (Coughs)
Narrator: After 6 days, acute respiratory distress.
Larry: (Coughs)
Narrator: 7 days after breathing the anthrax spores, Larry was dead.
Drew Badger: When Larry inhaled... the anthrax, the spores germinate and activate the celi which replicated, and ultimately led to the release of toxic proteins. This resulted tissue destruction, bleeding, and ultimate death 3 days later.
Narrator: Larry thought his larceny was harmless,
Larry: (Laughs evilly)
Narrator: but then, he stole the wrong box,
Larry: Ah...!!
Larry: (Coughs aggressively)
Narrator: and wound up
Narrator: returned to sender.
| U.P.F'D. |
fandom.1000waystodie | # USSR-Dead
"USSR-Dead", Way to Die #617, is the fifth death to be featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010.
Plot.
Ivan, a Ukranian immigrant fresh off from the boat, seeks to join the Russian Mafia. At a meeting at the two mobsters' hideout, they arranged for him to murder some people for not paying their debts. Ivan's weapon of choice is a tire iron. He also seeks to collect on some debts.
After Ivan murdered them as ordered, he returned to the hideout and learned there was last task. It's a Russian Mafia equivalent of a manicure; burning the fingertips using sulfuric acid (H2SO4), as so not to leave behind any fingerprints. Once the mobsters burned off Ivan's fingertips, they decided to toast for Ivan joining the mafia, with some of their homemade vodka. Suddenly after taking a gulp, they collapsed to the ground and died. That wasn't the vodka they drank. It turns out that Boris, the mobsters' loyal, but senile bartender poured from the wrong bottle which contained the acid. Like vodka, sulfuric acid is a colorless liquid. And after Ivan and the mobsters drank it, it quickly dissolved and disintegrated their internal tissues, vital organs and esophagus, killing them all.
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Unforced Errors
Unforced Errors.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 3.
Originally aired February 8, 2009.
Note: This is the first episode to be narrated by Ron Perlman.
-- This is the Original Episode --
A lawyer who winds up taking a fall / a Texan's hot wife gives him the hives / the sword swallower bites off more than he can chew / a sexaholic goes organic / two crazy co-eds who thinks life's a gas / a woodchipper gets a manly appetite.
Habeas Corpse.
Way to Die #64
On May 1, 1998, at Law Office, in Los Angeles, CA. Trying to impress a new workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fortieth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. Unfortunately, the window gives way and he falls to his death.
Alt names - Drop Dead Attorney
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Chippin Dale.
Way to Die #288
On August 11, 2003, at Sonoran Desert, in Yuma, AZ. While two men are shredding tree branches in a woodchipper, one of the branches jams the woodchipper. Anxious to go home, one of them foolishly tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot, but his foot gets stuck in the machine and his entire body is shredded to pieces.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "" as "Death By Request - Runner Up B" and "Top 100 Deaths".
Gasketballed.
Way to Die #226
On November 21, 1993, at Ball State College, in Kenosha, WI. A young couple in college climbs into a giant helium-filled basketball. Although they enjoy it at first, they begin to find it difficult to breathe in it after a while. Realizing that they need to get out, they try to, but cannot because they are unable to find the zipper to open it. They eventually suffocate to death due to the lack of oxygen.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Me So Hornet.
Way to Die #199
On September 27, 1992, at Boone Residence, in Lubbock, TX. A man doing lawn work is confronted by his wife for sex and agrees, but she forces him to get rid of a hornet's nest first. After failing to get it down with a rake, he gets a paintball gun and shoots the hornet's nest, knocking it to the ground. The hornets attack him and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.
Alt names - Hornet Venom Attack
Dumbrella.
Way to Die #952
On January 13, 2007, at Wood's Carnival, in Barnegat, NJ. A sword swallower trying to perform despite dwindling audiences and an unstable economy takes a bet to swallow an umbrella. However, the release button is accidentally hit in the process and the umbrella is lodged in his esophagus. This closes off his trachea and causes internal bleeding and choking, killing him.
Killdo.
Way to Die #674
On January 31, 2004, at Jennifer's Pad, in Roanoke, VA. While eyeing a handsome grocery store clerk, a woman gets the idea to use a peeled carrot as a dildo during her nightly masturbation session. While using the carrot during her session, a rough cut slices her vaginal wall, letting air into her circulatory system. An air bubble travels to her heart, blocking her blood flow, and the woman dies from an air embolism.
Alt names - Cursed Carrot
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
S*** Dead.
Way to Die #743
On July 11, 1990 at Boone, California a man who hates all birds with a burning passion scares a sparrow hawk out of his lawn but when the bird flies over him it drops a load on the man's face which ends up entering his mouth, a week he's at the hospital dying of salmonella courtesy of the bird crap he accidentally ingested
Escape Death Segment 3.
See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
Trivia.
This is one of a few episodes that does not feature the death of a bad person/bastard/villain.
| Unforced Errors |
fandom.1000waystodie | # UninTented
"UninTented", Way to Die #590, is the third death to be featured in "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.
Plot.
Brad goes camping with his new girlfriend, Fiona. Fiona asks Brad if he wants to had sex on a first date. After they set up the tent, they have sex. Brad discovers quickly that Fiona is a nymphomaniac (sex addict). Fiona kicks Brad out because he isn't doing so well. She locks herself in the tent and decides to satisfy herself instead. Fiona then begins to achieve satisfaction, moaning vigorously. Suddenly, just before Fiona completes her task, a freak wind shows up and pulls the tent off the ground, taking the howling Fiona for a wild ride until the tent lands on a tin roof of a cabin. When the owner of the cabin looks over, he opens the tent and surprises a little upon the discovery of Fiona's bloody corpse. After Fiona hit the roof of the house, she crushed her skull and died.
"Fiona got off, took off, and never came back."
Transcript.
Narrator: Brad loved nature. That's why he took his new girlfriend, Fiona, camping on their first date.
Brad: I love this place. I came out here when I was a kid.
Fiona: Really?
Narrator: But Fiona wanted to explore a different aspect of nature:
Fiona: Do you believe in uh, sex on a first date?
Fiona: Yeah... Yeah, okay, now, harder, harder.
Narrator: Brad thought he was going to commune with nature...
-Brad: Ah... Ah...<br>
-Fiona: Harder!
Narrator: But wound up with one of nature's most voracious predators:
Fiona: Other hole. Other hole.
Narrator: A .
Fiona: HARDER! Harder! Is that your first time?
Brad: No, it's like my 5th.
Fiona: (Growling) Oh my god...!!
Narrator: Brad's inept performance led to premature ejection.
Fiona: Just...leave. Get out. Take your stuff, go. I'll do it myself.
Narrator: Frustrated, Fiona went back in the tent to finish herself off.
Fiona: (MOANS)<br>
Narrator: She was a rocket about to launch and she knew exactly which button to push. But just as she reached liftoff, a freak wind blew in and lifted off.
Fiona: (Happy Wheel scream)
Robert Fovell: The wind is blowing against the side of the tent and it's probably trying to push the side of the tent over. Then as soon as the wind gets underneath, and pushes the frame of the tent from below and then it's basically the same idea of airplane flight.
Narrator: A mile down the mountain, Fiona's magic carpet ride ended with a bang.
Fiona: (Happy Wheel scream)
Dr. Leslie Kobayashi: When your head is crushed it's not like... crushing a watermelon, it doesn't explode pieces of brain everywhere most of the time.
Dr. Leslie Kobayashi: Um, because it has a around it, So it's basically like a watermelon inside of a bowling ball case.
Fiona: (MOANS)
Narrator: Fiona got off,
Narrator: took off, and never came back.
Fiona: (Happy Wheel scream)
| UninTented |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Unlucky Charmed
| Unlucky Charmed |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Up With Death
Up With Death.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 15.
Originally aired December 16, 2009.
-- This is the Original Episode --
M-R-Ouch!.
Way to Die #485
On May 4, 2005, in Peoria, IL. A night nurse, who is an ex-Army medic, is mugged by a gun-toting drug addict during her shift. She tries to knock him unconscious by giving him prescription drugs, but they are ineffective. The addict soon tries to rape the nurse, and she lures him to an MRI room by stripping. She then turns it on to disarm the addict, but he has a steel plate in his skull which the magnetic force of the MRI machine attracts. The man flies into the machine, hitting his head on its top, and dies of brain damage from the massive blow.
Alt names - Nurse Case Scenario
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Succu Offed.
Way to Die #229
On July 19, 2008, in Tucson, AZ. Two stoners with a large collection of cacti return from the Arizona Desert with a stolen Saguaro cactus. They celebrate by drinking a brew of mezcal and peyote. In a shared hallucination, the Saguaro tells them they will be punished for stealing it, causing them to flee in panic. One falls on an Agave plant and gets impaled through the heart, while the other runs head-on into another Saguaro and its needles impale him through the eyes and into his brain.
Alt names - Cursed Cacti
Coming & Going.
Way to Die #432
On September 2, 1997, in Palmdale, CA. A movie make-up artist rides home with her boyfriend on the back of his motorcycle. The vibrations of the bike arouse the woman to the point of orgasm and for a moment she forgets she is on the motorcycle. She briefly lets go and ends up tumbling onto the road, breaking many bones and dying of internal organ damage.
Alt names - Good Vibrations
Coffin Nailed.
Way to Die #150
On January 13, 1989, in Cold Spring, KY. A necrophiliac working in a morgue has sex with a corpse, but forgets to secure the casket it is in before driving it to a funeral home. When a car comes out in front of him, the man makes a sudden stop, which flings the casket forward and hits the driver in the back of the head, severing his brainstem.
Greased Is The Word.
Way to Die #89
On May 17, 2001, in St. Louis, MO. A would-be robber plans to rob a jewelry store. He puts a pair of pantyhose on his face as a mask, which prevents him from seeing clearly. He wanders into a gun shop instead, where the customers and clerks – all legally armed and acting in self-defense – shoot him multiple times until he dies from a fatal shot to the heart.
Alt names - The Gunfire of Blindness
Blades of Gory.
Way to Die #110
On January 18, 2009, in Halifax, Canada. A one-time hockey prospect playing in a city league gets into a fight with an opponent during a game and pushes him on the ice. As the opponent falls, his ice skate slashes across his aggressor's throat, severing the carotid artery and killing him from excessive blood loss.
Boris Bititoff.
Way to Die #611
On June 9, 1991, in Chernobyl, Ukraine. A zoophilic soldier misses his chance to have sex with his female colleague, so he tries to have sex with a raccoon instead. While trying to get the raccoon to perform fellatio, the raccoon bites his penis off, and he bleeds to death.
Alt names - Raccoon Rage
Laced Up.
Way to Die #162
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| Up With Death |
fandom.1000waystodie | # VID Violence
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Vat's All Folks
"Vat's All Folks", Way to Die #613, is the fifth death to be featured in "Enter the Ferret", which aired on March 12, 2012.
Plot.
Demetrius is a crooked cemetery owner who hatches a plan to increase profit for his business: Demetrius will dig up the plots and dissolve the dead bodies in hydrofluoric acid, that way he can resell the plots as well as the caskets. Demetrius hires two ex-cons to help him do the dirty work, but they get freaked out and ditch Demetrius after he demands them to dump the body of a woman into the vat of hydrofluoric acid. Deciding to do it himself, Demetrius pulls the body out and drags it to the vat.
Suddenly, he trips and accidentally falls backwards into the vat. Even though Demetrius manages to hop out of the vat, the damage is already done as the acid enters inside of his body and burns him from the inside out.
| Vat's All Folks |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vegged Out
"Vegged Out", Way to Die #114, is the seventh death to be featured in "Putting a Happy Face on Death", which aired on December 30, 2009.
Plot.
A woman named Patty is tending to her garden when a cyclist pulls up next to her, needing help with his flat tire. Patty becomes enamored by how well-endowed he is and he agrees to go out on a date with her sometime. To prepare for her date, Patty practices fellatio on a zucchini, but she accidentally steps onto the blade of a hoe lying on the ground. The handle swings up, lodging the zucchini down Patty's throat and causing her to choke to death.
"Patty tried to prepare for her big date. She just bit off more than she could chew."
Transcript.
Narrator: Patty tried to prepare for her big date. She just bit off more than she could chew.
| Vegged Out |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vegta Eww
| Vegta Eww |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Velvet Dope
"Velvet Dope", Way to Die #272, is the first death featured in "Death Takes A Vacation", which aired on November 14, 2011.
Plot.
Benny, an ex-con working as a bouncer at a club, lets people in under two conditions: if they have the money, or if they have the looks. Two friends, Adam and Sam, attempt to get in, but Benny forces them to the end of the line. Two hours later, Adam and Sam are back at the front of the line, but are rejected once again by Benny. Adam, annoyed, nudges Benny, sending him into a violent rage. During the scuffle, Adam knocks down the support beams of a nearby awning, causing one of the beams to impale Benny's skull and crush his brain, with death becoming instantaneous.
Transcript.
Narrator: Club houbing can be a frustrating experience.
Benny: You two. Front the line now.
Adam: What?
Narrator: At this one to make a pass the velvet rope, you have to make it pass Benny the bouncer.
Adam: Hey. Wha- What the-
Benny: Hold on.
Narrator: For this intimidating ex-con, money, definitely talks.
Narrator: It also helped if you're a smoke and hot and flash a lot of skin.
Narrator: If you're Adam & Sam, just another couple of dudes looking for fun, good luck.
Adam: We've been a lot.
Benny: Hold on! Don't you understand? Go to the back of the line.
Adam: What??
Benny: Go to the end of the line!
Narrator: Benny's here trigger temper was a brick wall.
Brian Colding: There're here the two types of bouncers: You have the guy... who did not make the cut at the , and he's mad at the world, we have the guy that could not pass the police test. Anytime we had a upskill crowd, they will purposely pick who anybody the guy that files a college boy. One day, guy's tried to get in, so the bouncer reach across, as next to guy over the rail, it was about to pile 'em...!
Narrator: Finally, after a 2 hour wait, Adam & Sam are back in front.
Adam: Are we next?
Benny: Go to the end of the line.
Adam: (Nervously laughs)
Benny: Oh, I'm a joke now?
Adam: Really?
Benny: I'm a joke?
-Adam: I'm sorry if I mean... I suppose to meet somebody, man...<br>
-Benny: Are you touching me?!!?!
Benny: Are you touching-!!???!
Narrator: Once Benny goes off,
Adam: I'm sor-
Benny: DON'T EVER TOUCH ME, MAN!!!
Narrator: there's no stopping Mr. Anger Mis-Management. Until...
Benny: DON'T TOUCH ME, MAN!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
Benny: (Gasps)
People: (SCREAM OF HORROR)
Dr. Steven Burstein: Falling awning enters in the brain tissue. Driving fragments of bone into the tissue. Destroying its associated blood vessels. Leading occurs, as a consequence respiratory function ceases. And you basically left in the vegetated state, and ultimately the subject dies quickly.
Narrator: The club scene can be exasperating,
Benny: You two.
Narrator: unfair
Benny: Go to the end of the line!
-Adam: I suppose to meet somebody, man...<br>
-Benny: Are you touching me?!!?!
Narrator: and for an agro-bouncer like Benny...
People: (SCREAM OF HORROR)
Narrator: deadly.
| Velvet Dope |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vermin-ated
"Vermin-ated", Way To Die #505, is the fourth death featured in "Death Bites!", which aired on December 9, 2009.
Plot.
A convicted robber named Mort was on the run. His latest felony, armed robbery, would put him in jail for good, if he was captured. The cops take a break, but Mort hides in a drainage pipe, because what better place for a human rat to hide out in? The cops gave up, with each one refusing to go in the pipe. Mort was not going to take any chances so he continued his crawl and the pipe kept getting smaller and smaller until he predictably got stuck. In a short amount of time, he went from surrendering to apologizing to crying. Day turned to night, and for the first time in his life, Mort was scared; make that terrified. Mort heard a sound so he lit his lighter to find out what it was. Mort saw some rats appear causing him to scream. Needing a way past Mort, the rats attacked him, ate through his eye, and right through his brain. Unfortunately, Vyshali Rao says that this is one of the most gruesome deaths imaginable. The next morning, Mort's face had skin ripped away, his eyeball destroyed and brain matter eaten away by the rats, sending this robber to the hell he deserves.
"Day turned to night, and for the first time in his life, Mr. Big and Scary was scared... make that terrified."
Transcript.
Narrator: Mort was on the run. A 2-time offender, his latest felony, armed robbery, would put him away for good. If he was captured.
Police Officer #1: Take a break, man.
Police Officer #2: Yeah.
Police Officer #1: I'm getting too old for this now.
Narrator: With the cops catching a breath, Mort caught a break: a drainage pipe.
Narrator: What better place for a human rat, to hide out in.
Police Officer #2: I don't see anything. I ain't going in there.
Narrator: Mort wasn't going to take any chances. So, he kept on crawling. And the pipe kept getting smaller, and smaller, until...
Mort: Help!! Help!! Help me!! I'm stuck!!
Narrator: In the short amount of time, he went from surrendering...
Mort: I don't care if I have to go back in jail, I'll go back, I just wanna get out of here! I gotta get outta here now!
Narrator: to apologizing...
Mort: (Crying) I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Narrator: and finally crying.
Mort: (Cries)
Narrator: Day turned to night, and for the first time in his life, Mr. Big and Scary was scared...
Mort: (Cries)
Narrator: make that terrified.
Mort: What was that?! What was that?!!
Narrator: And then salvation. Worse so he thought.
Mort: Is anybody there?!!
Mort: (Screams)
Jules Sylvester: You're gonna see how the rat sees this: there's this... thing, there's blocking their escape.
-Jules Sylvester: The best thing you can do is shut the (Chuckling) hell up, what'd he want? Because he's afraid.<br>
-Mort: (Screams)
Jules Sylvester: So the rat, the massive in sizes and then the crawls, he can grab onto any part of your face, and he will bite you.
Mort: (SCREAMS)
Narrator: The rats weren't scared of Mort. In fact, they liked him. So, they ate their way right through him.
Dr. Vyshali Rao: The first possibly resistance they would come to the human skin, which is very fragile. Second, they came into the muscle, and finally they can edge the human eyes. And even in fact going through the eyeball to get into the brain, the person will be conscious, feeling every single little thing that's happening.
Dr. Vyshali Rao: Unfortunately, this is probably one of the most gruesome deaths, somebody could even imagine.
Narrator: They say crime doesn't pay. But it did make a nice meal for a pack... of dirty rats.
Goofs.
Crew or Equipment Visible: When the two police officers walk away from the drainage pipe, a crew member can be seen behind them on the left.
| Vermin-ated |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vertigo, Going, Gone
"Vertigo, Going, Gone", Way to Die #73, is the sixth death to be featured in "", which aired on August 1, 2011.
Plot.
Lee is a sociopath who worked for accounting. However, his nosiness, lack of sympathy, and incompetence cost him his job. After getting fired, Lee tells his female boss that she is going to regret firing him. As Lee leaves the building with his stuff while grumbling about getting fired, he decides to add his name to the list of workplace shootings in the US. He waits for his former boss atop an oak tree, preparing a single-shot bolt-action rifle. However, Lee starts sneezing.
This was caused by an allergic reaction to oak pollen, which he didn’t know about, but he ignored the problem. By the time his former boss exits the building, Lee starts suffering the effects of an allergy-induced vertigo and misses the shot. Lee starts feeling dizzy, and one last sneeze causes him to fall out of the tree and hit the ground, receiving paralysis from the fall, followed by death.
Transcript.
Lee: Call somebody who cares, sir! Have a nice day!
Narrator: Lee had much more than an itchy trigger finger. it was allergy season, and he was suffering from a full-blown bout of hay fever.
Narrator: Lee was an angry bird who didn't like what he heard. So he climbed a tree and squeezed, then sneezed. It doesn't take much analysis. He died from instant paralysis.
Alternative Description.
Description as seen on the Spike TV website
"A fired DMV worker decides to get revenge with a sniper rifle, but an allergic reaction to pollen causes severe vertigo and he falls to his death"
| Vertigo, Going, Gone |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Videogame Violence
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fandom.1000waystodie | # Vike-O-Done
"Vike-O-Done", Way to Die #515, is the fifth death to be featured in "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.
Plot.
In 1011 A.D., Sigurd, a medieval unbeatable Viking, has just defeated his rival by the name of Maelbrigt, beheaded him, and claimed victory. However, Maelbrigt's head bites on to Sigurd's leg after twirling the head in victory. The wound killed him. In other words, his rival was not done fighting. After ten days of walking back to this home village, Sigurd's leg wound got even more infected, and Sigurd was on his way to Valhalla. It would have taken centuries before medicines were made. When Sigurd finally reached his village, his fate was sealed and he was too weak to move. He removed his hat and said his final words, which were, "Slain by a dead man.", then, he passed away peacefully by the stairs to his home.
| Vike-O-Done |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vom-Ate-Dead
"Vom-Ate-Dead", Way to Die #323, is the fourth death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010, and the fifth death to be featured in the episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
A beautiful young girl named Suki goes to a hot dog eating competition. The reason for this is that she is an emetophiliac, a person who has a sexually overwhelming desire to be vomited on because a person (an ex-boyfriend) dumps Suki. Her plan is to make the winner vomit on her after the competition.
A competitor named Jiro Tanaka wins but is about to vomit. He then goes backstage to vomit, only to find Suki, now stripped down to her Victoria's Secret lingerie. Jiro tries to turn around, but an annoying Suki gets him to vomit on her. She jams her finger down his throat.
Jiro violently vomits chunks of undigested hot dogs all over her, but mostly down her throat. He finally finishes vomiting and flees in horror. Suki tries to call for help, but with chunks of hot dogs down her throat, she can't talk or breathe. Soon after, she falls to the floor and dies in a puddle of her beloved vomit, sending pukey Suki to hell, putting an end to her emetophilia, once and for all.
"Suki was in Pukey Heaven. But she bit off more than she could chew. Jiro started blowing chunks like there was no tomorrow, and for Suki...there wasn’t."
Transcript.
Narrator: Suki would stand out at any crowd. Not because of her good looks or winning personality...
Narrator: What sets this strange bird apart from the flock, is that... she's an .
Suki: Give it to me!
Ex-Boyfriend: What?
Suki: Give it to me.
Narrator: That means she has an overwhelming desire to be vomited on.
-Suki: Chokes on me.<br>
-Ex-Boyfriend: What?! No...!
Suki: Yes, come on!
Narrator: Pukey Suki was her nickname, and she can only get it on when someone got it on her.
Suki: Come on!
Suki: Ah, yes...!
Ex-Boyfriend: You're sick!!!!
Suki: Come back, I want more!
Ex-Boyfriend: You freak!!!
Dr. Henry Schlinger: Emetophilia is an example of . A paraphilia is...an abnormal sexual arousal to an object where person or to a situation. When someone happens to vomit while you're having sex with him, you're having tense sexual pleasure paired with...the vomit.
Narrator: If you can believe it, Suki's had a hard time finding dates. That's why she's here to hotdog eating competition. What better place to find her cool hand puke?
Referee: The winner!
Narrator: Suki had an eye on the winner: Hiro Tanaka. That giant wah and his... stomach was making her horny. She was hoping his purge could satisfy her urge.
Narrator: Now here's something you don't see everyday: an emephiliac ambush.
Suki: Come here, you wiener eater. Come on me.
Hiro: Uh... excuse me. Whoa...
Suki: You got something good enough for me?
Hiro: No... No- No, I don't. Nono-
Suki: Give it to me. Vomit on me!
-Narrator: With her hand down his throat, the her blissed hero became human vomit cunt.<br>
-Suki: Vomit on me. Give it!
Narrator: Suki was in Pukey Heaven. But she bit off more than she could chew. Jiro started blowing chunks like there was no tomorrow,
Narrator: and for Suki...there wasn’t.
Suki: (Coughs)
Narrator: Several undigested pieces of hotdog got lodged in her throat, choking barforilla to death.
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: Hotdogs are significant cause of choking deaths. Because hotdogs can... range in size anywhere from couple of inches up to 4 inches in diameter. The human trachea in the other hand, averages 2 to 2.5 centimeters in diameter and in this case, they have the hotdogs formed perfect as self as your plug.
Narrator: Which cause you lose consciousness in the minute or 2.
Suki: Come on!
Narrator: Suki was a Grade A...
Ex-Boyfriend: Freak!!!
Narrator: But of all the deaths we've covered on 1000 Ways to Die, this one... was the hardest to swallow.
| Vom-Ate-Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead
| Vuvu...Whatever, He's Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Vuvu...whatever, he's dead.
"Vuvu...whatever, he's dead.", Way to Die #398, is the fourth death featured in "Death Puts On a Dunce Cap", which aired on November 2, 2010.
Plot.
At a soccer match, an annoyingly rude soccer-obsessed nuisance named Jose buys a vuvuzela and vigorously blows it, straining to blow harder with each successful sound. The pressure caused by blowing the horn nonstop causes brain damage, killing him instantly.
Transcript.
Narrator: It's a well-known fact, soccer fans are crazy.
Narrator: And one of the craziest, most annoying of them all, is Jose.
Jose: "¡¡No es gol!!" (That's not a goal!!)
Skoti Collins: Soccer's something you form with. And something you live for it everyday in the day by day... basis and something that you very very passionate by...
Skoti Collins: willing to still work, and soccer does come before the finales. Clip no wife.
Narrator: Always looking for new ways to being an even bigger jerk, Jose got himself the most annoying noise making device known to mankind: a 120 decibel-trumpet called a vuvuzela.
Narrator: Which is louder than a chainsaw.
Narrator: Back in the stands, Jose got busy with his noise maker. As his team started winning, he turned up the volume.
Narrator: Every time this blowhard, blow hard, he was one short and winded breath, from hard.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: An is a tiny balloon, if you will, in the blood vessel. Think of it like a weakness in a balloon which will pop up when you blow air into it.
Dr. Pavel Bindra: Effectively, the pressure inside the blood vessels starts going up, if there's any weakness in the blood vessels that bled may open up and burst. The blood cells collecting in the skull, and it can squash your brain like a pumpkin.
Narrator: If you're ever unlucky enough to find yourself sitting down next to an idiot like Jose,
Jose: "¡¡No es gol!!" (That's not a goal!!)
Narrator: just tell him to blow it out his...vuvuzela. Goal!
| Vuvu...whatever, he's dead. |
fandom.1000waystodie | # WW1 and Done
WW1 and Done, Way to Die #184, is the second death featured in "A New App Called Death", which aired on April 2, 2012.
Plot.
Reinhardt was a greedy German deserter during World War I. After a battle, he would rummage through the bodies of dead soldiers for valuables, even gold teeth, and if he saw any weak soldiers that were still alive, he would kill them with his gun.
One night, he stopped to rob a British soldier's dead body, inadvertently activating a jam tin grenade rigged on the corpse, which he was unaware of. Upon realizing that he picked up the booby trap, he curses and gives one last horrified scream, and is decapitated in the ensuing explosion.
Transcript.
Reinhardt: Scheiße! (S***!)
| WW1 and Done |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead
Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 52.
Originally aired August 15, 2011 but first appeared on Spike's website July 26.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Fire In The Hole.
Way to Die #804
On July 16, 2002, in Florida State Prison. A Neo-Nazi jail inmate attempts to escape by having his moronic friend get himself arrested while carrying a hand grenade in his rectum. Once in jail, the friend has trouble extracting the grenade, so the Neo-Nazi tries to get it out himself. In doing so, he pulls out the pin, setting off an explosion that kills them both. The explosion blows out the friend's guts and blows off the Neo-Nazi's face and skull.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Somewhere Over The Railing.
Way to Die #65
On December 15, 2007, in Durham, NC. On a 24-hour-live web show, a prankster hides an airbag under a chair's seat and tries to get her friend to sit on it. The friend declines, having fallen victim to repeated pranks, and accidentally pushes the prankster onto the chair. The airbag deploys, throwing her over a stair railing; she hits the ground on her head, breaking her neck and severing her spinal cord so that she dies instantly much to the horror of the roommate.
Alt names - Bagged
Muffed Dive.
Way to Die #329
On May 13, 2003, in Dubuque, IA. A former Olympic diver, kicked off the national team for abusing drugs, now works as a manager at a municipal pool, where he's more interested in impressing MILFs, single cougars, and middle-aged divorcees than actually doing work. While out on a date with one of his targets, he dives into the pool but hits his head on a floating chlorine dispenser, causing death from head trauma and drowning.
Alt names - High Die
Treadkill.
Way to Die #328
On June 17, 2003, in Birmingham, AL. A voyeur spies on his hot next door neighbor and her boyfriend while exercising on his treadmill. He unknowingly increases the speed of the treadmill and falls, with his hoodie string catching on the cup holder. It tightens around his neck, cutting off blood and air from his brain so that he strangles to death.
Alt names - Hus-Banned
Way to Die #86
On July 29, 2007, in Juarez, Mexico. Two drug haulers who have stolen over $8 million worth of drugs from their drug lord attempt to hide from him in a nearby bush as he drives by. Unaware that the bush is actually Firestick, they become blind and inflamed from the acidic sap the bush secretes. The two men are forced out due to the fire stick, and without cover, the bosses's body guard shoots one bullet into both their heads. They both die instantly from bloodloss.
Alt names - Fire Stuck
Leave it to Seizure.
Way to Die #173
On October 12, 2004, in Boston, MA. A stripper who pickpockets her customers has a grand mal seizure while dancing in her cage under the strobe lights. She dies when she bites the tip of her tongue off, swallows, and chokes on it.
Alt names - Great Seizure's Ghost
Dia De Los Morons.
Way to Die #318
On October 31, 2009, in Kingsport, TN. Two trick-or-treaters decide to play pranks on people by vandalizing their property and shooting each other with silly string. After one lights a bag of dog feces on fire to leave on a neighbors' doorstep, he accidentally lights the silly string on his body, which in turn ignites his polyester costume. He is quickly burned to death.
Alt names - Night of the Living Deadbeat
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Waking Up Dead
Waking Up Dead.
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 21.
Originally aired February 3, 2010.
Title Derived from: The 2005 film of the same name] with Phil Varone.
-- This is the Original Episode --
Phone Boned.
Way to Die #662
On May 10, 2005, in Kaisertown, NY. A woman goes to an acupuncturist to cure her addiction to texting. While lying on her back during the treatment, the woman's cell phone begins to receive multiple texts. She tries to reach for it, but ends up falling to the floor face-down. An acupuncture needle that was on the woman's chest stabs her in the heart, killing her instantly.
Alt names - Phone Possession
Toilet Rolled.
Way to Die #521
On August 5, 2006, in Kingman, AZ. A functioning alcoholic steamroller operator drinks while driving his vehicle, then leaves to use a port-a-potty. He forgets to set the hydraulic brake on the steamroller, which rolls down the hill and crushes the port-a-potty with the man still inside it.
Mile Die Club.
Way to Die #559
On October 2, 1997, in Clarkdale, AZ. An abusive man trying to stop his soon-to-be ex-wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane (which he was easily able to do, as airport security prior to the September 11 attacks was not as tight). The atmospheric temperature drops as the plane rises, and he eventually dies of hypothermia and asphyxia.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Bitch Zapped.
Way to Die #140
On June 16, 2001, in Tampa, FL. An extremely drunk woman named Marcie harshly criticizes her long-suffering husband Ronald's lawn mowing and, after getting frustrated, decides to finish the job herself to show him how he should do it. The drunk woman runs over the cord of his ARC Welder and is ultimately electrocuted, much to the delight of Ronald.
Alt names - Lawnmower Zap!
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "".
Texas Fold 'Em.
Way to Die #311
On March 7, 1999, in Silver City, NM. A junkyard owner cheats in a Texas hold 'em poker game with mob/gang-connected players in his car junkyard. They notice and chase the man outside, where he hides in a wrecked minivan. The mechanical claw on one of the machines clamps onto the van, breaking his leg, and carries him to a car crusher, which crushes him to death.
Written Offed.
Way to Die #168
On April 28, 2009, in Glendale, CA. An immigrant military-store owner who is facing foreclosure is confronted by a banker ready to repossess his business. After the owner signs a contract he throws the banker's pen in anger. The banker demands a new pen, pointing to one in the display case, which is actually a gun that looks like a pen. The owner tries to explain this to the banker, but is ignored. The banker inadvertently aims the gun at himself and shoots himself in the head.
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Ball 'N Pain.
Way to Die #817
On May 1, 2002, in San Francisco, CA. Two men steal a zorb ball and play around in it, but are killed after rolling down a mountain at 45 mph/km, repeatedly hitting their skulls and breaking many of their bones.
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| Waking Up Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wanted Instead
"Wanted instead", Way to Die #364 is the seventh Segment of "The Lighter Side of Death". It aired on March 1, 2009.
Plot.
Jack, an alcoholic, wanted to talk to Jill in order to make out with her. He gets ready for a fight with her boyfriend Tim. Jack tried to intimidate him by smashing a bottle, but he cuts his hand open. He then turns into a laughing stock and runs away. After cleaning everything up, he goes back to start the fight again. Before he can attack, however, he falls to the ground and is dead. It turned out that a small piece of broken glass entered the blood flow and went to his heart, where it caused internal bleeding and heart failure, sending the failed bar fighter straight to Hell.
| Wanted Instead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wanted instead
| Wanted instead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wanted instead of Skillful
| Wanted instead of Skillful |
fandom.1000waystodie | # War-Done
| War-Done |
fandom.1000waystodie | # War-done
"War-done", Way to Die #253, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Think Globally, Die Locally", which aired on March 19, 2012.
Plot.
Behind the strict demeanor and aggressive leadership of no-nonsense Ohio Women's Prison warden Hadley, is a sadistic, heartless, and abusive personality. Feared by inmates, corrections officers, and other prison staff alike, Hadley is also known to belittle anyone for small mistakes. This was demonstrated one day when he severs all forms of outside communications from the convicts and bans other activities such as sports and yards, upsetting them.
On one occasion, Hadley confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for a convict, and eats one with blue frosting, not knowing it was laced with PCP. He begins to imitate the actions of his beloved German Shepherd, Bear. Soon, he begins to have a fit of rage where he smashes and throws objects, marches like a soldier, and even threatens to attack the other guards checking on him. Hadley dives off his desk, and one of the guards rolls a flash grenade into his office, hoping to calm the situation down. The guard accidentally rolls it too close to Hadley's face, and despite his attempts to blow it away from his direction, it goes off, blowing open his skull and frying his face, killing him instantly.
| War-done |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Warning Notes
The warning notes are displayed in each episode. But the US and the UK Version are different.
The US version has this note:
"WARNING: THE STORIES PORTRAYED IN THIS SHOW ARE BASED ON REAL DEATHS AND ARE EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE IDENTITIES OF THE DECEASED. DO NOT TRY ANY OF THE ACTIONS DEPICTED. YOU WILL DIE!"
The UK version has this note:
"WARNING: THE DEATHS PORTRAYED IN THIS SHOW ARE REAL AND EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE IDENTITIES OF THE DECEASED. SOME OF THE DEAD WERE UNLUCKY. MANY WERE BORED. MOST WERE INCREDIBLY STUPID. DO NOT TRY ANY OF THE ACTIONS DEPICTED. YOU WILL DIE!"
In addition, in Season 1, the US Version warning is similar to the UK Version, it reads:
"WARNING: THE DEATHS PORTRAYED IN THIS SHOW ARE REAL AND EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE IDENTITIES OF THE DECEASED. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRY ANY OF THE ACTIONS DEPICTED. YOU WILL DIE!"
| Warning Notes |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Washed And Fried
"Washed And Fried", Way to Die #238, is the first death featured in "Death Watch", which aired on January 27, 2010, and the first death in the episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.
Plot.
Five cheerleaders from Simi Valley University are promoting a car wash to raise some money. The fact is, Simi Valley University doesn't exist, and these so-called "cheerleaders" are actually strippers. They were desperate to earn more money and they accept whatever payment a customer has. One of their customers, a perverted elderly widower named Harold, cruised into the car wash, and said how dirty his car was. He was going into the car wash version of a happy ending when he saw how sexy the strippers were. One of them got a power buffer to polish Harold's car, but little did she know that the buffer's cord was exposed and is near a pool of water. The buffer gets wet by an igniting spark, electrocuting all five strippers in the process, who were dead before they could hit the pavement.
"Thank god my wife died!" - Harold, in the middle of the car wash
"Harold was about to reach the car wash version of a happy ending. To polish off the old geezer, they brought out an electric buffer. But these little misdemeanors had a bad connection..."
Transcript.
Narrator: The cheerleaders of Simi Valley U had a great idea to raise some cash:
Narrator: They have a car wash.
Cheerleaders: (Chanting) We're Simi. We're Simi. We're Simi Valley U. Give us all your money, and we'll take care of you.
Narrator: Thing is: there is "no" Simi Valley University, these girls were strippers. Out to make some quick daytime cash.
Driver: Hey, how much is it, ladies?
Blonde Stripper: Whatever you got in your wallet, big boy.
Other Strippers: (Giggle)
Driver: Let's do it.
Strippers: (Whooping)
Narrator: Not that the customers gave it much thought, they were far too mesmerized by their student bodies.
Stephanie Carrion: Women have... uh, definite easier way to pull a con than men do.
Pigtail Hair Stripper: (Giggles)
Narrator: A man would open his wallet to sexy woman. Faster than another woman will. Because men, pick with their heads between their legs. Not with a head on your shoulders.
Narrator: The wash-and-whack scam was really working.
-Narrator: And a scissoring lap dance move to shine up the hood, insure a big pay-off.<br>
-Driver: Alright...<br>
-Strippers: Thank you.
Black Driver: How about a group hug?
Strippers: Group hug! (Cheer)
-Strippers: Hey!<br>
-Harold: Hey.
Harold: Thrilly big endurity, get a meow.
Narrator: Harold was a lewder one. On his way to return some spanking videos, when he spotted the hot action.
Harold: Now you're gonna mind of our grind in my back, meanwhile you're gonna watch this van.
Strippers: (Cheer)
Narrator: The girls put on a 5-star show, and the old perv lapped it up.
Strippers: (Giggle)
Harold: (Laughs of joy)
Narrator: This was "way" better than any spanking video.
Harold: Oh, yeah, stretch way up! Thank god my wife died!
Narrator: Harold was about to reach the car wash version of a happy ending.
Narrator: To polish off the old geezer, they brought out an electric buffer. But these little misdemeanors had a bad connection...
Dr. Ramon Cestero: In this scenario where... the individuals are electrified and their... all contact, the electricity travel from one individual to the rest of them. Taking path of their existence.
Dr. Ramon Cestero: Make sure they... fall and then the heart will just fibrillating. Till the muscles are discontracting it in penalty, and not instantly unit, and the heart would just something back of lungs, waving around without any effect.
Narrator: The phony cheerleaders got a big charge out of bilking their horn dog customers.
-Cheerleaders: (Chanting) We're Simi. We're Simi. We're Simi Valley U. Give us all your money, and we'll take care of you. (Whooping)<br>
-Narrator: Give me a D, give me an E, give me an A, and another D. What do we got?
| Washed And Fried |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Waste Dead
"Waste Dead", Way to Die #135, is the fifth death featured in "It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World", which aired on July 15, 2012.
Plot.
Chris is a midget who is obsessed with the internet sensation known as planking (where a person lies face down in various places). Chris has his stripper girlfriend take photos of him planking in various places at a local playground. As well as a bench and annoy a homeless person sleeping (Only shown in the German version). His girlfriend is a camerawoman. Then, when a pissed off soccer mom with a kid tries to take back the playground, he tells her to go away in a form of abuse. He comes across a seesaw and attempts to plank on it. Little did they know, when an airplane passed over them, a piece of "blue-ice" (A solid mixture of sewage and disinfectant) dropped from the plane and landed on the other side of the seesaw, launching him high into the air with only the top of the swing set crossbar to break his fall. Landing on the crossbar breaks his ribs and punctures his heart and lungs, causing him to die from massive internal bleeding.
Transcript.
Narrator: Chris was a little guy who thought big. He wanted his planking photos to make him famous. His career did get launched, but it was the re-entry... that killed him.
| Waste Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Water Logged
"Water Logged", Way to Die #447, is the first death to be featured in "I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)", which aired on April 5, 2009.
Plot.
Last year in the USA, over 3,000 people died by drowning. But only one managed to do it like this.
It started the way a lot of accidental deaths do; a combination of alcohol, college kids and a prospect of wild, naked sex. The Reservoir was a legendary college hangout, famous for this cliff and only the bravest took the leap. The combination of beer and booty had Patrick staring down at the water 60 feet below and jumped from the cliff.
In what would later be reported as a freak accident, Patrick hit the surface at 30 MPH (48 km/h) at a perfect angle for a powerful jet of water to shoot up his rectum and blow out his large intestine. Massive internal bleeding caused him to pass out and drown away.
| Water Logged |
fandom.1000waystodie | # We Are Number Gun
| We Are Number Gun |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wedding Crasher
"Wedding Crasher", Way to Die #595, is the third death featured in "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.
Plot.
A young woman named Carla proceeds to marry a much older and richer man named James. Carla's drunken ex-boyfriend Perry is also in attendance at the wedding, bitter that Carla is marrying someone else and not him. Once the priest asks if anyone objects to the marriage, Perry gets up and pleads to her not to marry James and flashes everyone (by tearing off all of his clothes) to show Carla what she's gonna miss out on while the other attendees watch. One woman was even wowed by his "big wad".
What he thinks is an open doorway, was really a glass window, which cuts through his exposed flesh, slices his veins, severs his arteries, and pierces his heart. Thus causing near instantaneous exsanguination and death.
| Wedding Crasher |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Weed Whacked
"Weed Whacked", Way to Die #429, is the fourth death to be featured in "The Lighter Side of Death", which aired on March 1, 2009.
Plot.
On February 8, 2002, investigators found 2 young men lying dead, with a video camera close by. The confiscated tape reveals a very stupid and avoidable death. The 2 men were desperate stoners, who had run out of their precious marijuana. As the tape shows, they set out to sample anything they thought that provide "a buzz." The 2 potheads were so desperate, they actually tried smoking horse droppings. Finally, as the tape shows, the young dopers made a discovery: an unknown green would certainly get them high. Suddenly, the 2 men start vomiting. The misguided youths didn't realize they had smoked the leaves of Poison Sumac, the most toxic plant species in the United States. It caused the alveoli in their lungs to swell up and fill with fluid, a reaction known as pulmonary edema, and they both died within minutes from asphyxiation.
| Weed Whacked |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Weenie Roast
"Weenie Roast", Way to Die #101 is the first death to be featured in "Dead on Dead", which aired on February 24, 2010.
Plot.
Two women and three men walk out of a church. It was time for them to stop praying and start playing. They then play a classic game of Truth or Dare. The girls go first. The men dare the girls to take off their tops, which they do. Then the girls dare the men to urinate on a nearby electric fence. The men decline the dare until one of the men, Bubba, accepts it. Bubba walks up to the fence and begins to urinate on the fence. However, as soon as the urine stream makes contact to the fence, the electricity travels up through the urine stream into his body, all the way to his heart, killing him.
Transcript.
Narrator: The local church revival meeting was over, it was time to stop praying, and start playing.
Narrator: For a moment, it seemed like Bubba didn't have enough bladder until...a 10,000 volt crotch rocket barbecued his junk and fried his heart.
Pavel Bindra: The electricity, goes up this arc of urine, goes up the penis, and into the body
Narrator: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Bubba went... and then he was gone.
Quotes.
"I'll do it! Whoo! Ha ha!" -Bubba, as he accepted the dare (which also turned out to be his last words).
| Weenie Roast |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wel-Dead
| Wel-Dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wel-dead
"Wel-dead", Way to Die #504, is the first death to be featured in "Dead and Deader", which aired on February 15, 2009.
Plot.
A man named John Cook, who's an adrenaline junkie had an addiction to being electrocuted for a fix of adrenaline, such as being zapped by a taser by his girlfriend, Tess. Then, one day, John Cook connects his welder to his ear piercings to apply a higher electrocution and a bigger adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the max when Tess refuses to do it, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest (heart attack).
"Tess would only take it so far. If John was really going to push his envelope, he'd have to deliver it himself."
| Wel-dead |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Weld Done
"Weld Done", Way to Die #406, is the first death featured in "", which aired on August 1, 2011.
Plot.
Carly (Natalia Fedner) lies about her welding experience so she can get a job. When her boss Gus (Brian Graham) discovers she has lied, he fires Carly. To prove her welding ability, she welds Gus' car door shut and runs to her van. But she accidentally places her welding gear with the nozzle opened, filling the van with flammable gas. When she unlocks the van, the electric car battery causes a spark which ignites the gas inside the van and explodes on her.
Transcript.
Gus: Jesus, you're going to kill somebody!
Gus: You!!
Narrator: Gus, understandably, blew his top. Carly, inexplicably, blew hers as well.
Narrator: Sparks from the lock mechanism ignited the gas...
Narrator: And blew the world's worst welder, to kingdom come.
Narrator: Carly lied her way into a job. Spent all her time yapping instead of working and got canned. The only thing she was qualified for... dying.
Alternative Description.
Description as seen on Spike TV's website
"A female welder welds her boss’ car permanently shut after being fired, but her remote car door opener causes a fatal explosion"
| Weld Done |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Well Chung
"Well Chung", Way to Die #252, is the fifth death to be featured on "Tweets From the Dead", which aired on March 26, 2012.
Plot.
Wang-Chung was a street-side con artist/scammer who worked as a marketer, but not just any merchants... he was a black market merchant. Wang-Chung had a small street-side bazaar where you could buy anything from protected animal organs to illegal weapons. One day, while making a pirated DVD sale, he gets a tip that the FBI agent is coming after him... right now. Wang-Chung immediately closes his bazaar and hastily hides in his camp-trailer, where he hides illegal fireworks. sure enough, the FBI arrives and begins investigating his street-corner. An hour later, Wang-Chung takes a lit cigarette and then puts it on a 6-pack of canned beverages. It falls off and lands on the fuse of a firecracker. Wang-Chung soon notices the lit fuse and the trouble he's in and a moment later... all hell breaks loose inside the small trailer. Fireworks, firecrackers, bottle rockets, sparklers, popper-snappers and more all shoot everywhere in all directions, causing a catastrophic, forceful blast wave of blazing fire that no human could survive. When the explosions end, the FBI agent opens the door to find Wang-Chung's blackened corpse.
Transcript.
Narrator: Wang hides in his trailer to elude the agent. But an hour later, he has a hard time... avoiding his fate.
Wang-Chung: Oh no...
Narrator: You'd like to think someone as corrupt as Wang-Chung would wind up paying for his sins, and in this case, that's exactly what happened. The black marketeer wound up... blackened.
| Well Chung |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wet Dream (331)
"Wet Dream", Way to Die #331 is the first death to be featured in "The One About Dumb People Dying", which aired on February 8, 2011.
Plot.
Don, a man with a habit of crossdressing while high, finds himself handcuffed and tied to his waterbed after a New Year's Day party the night before New Year's Eve. He nailed two women on his waterbed in the party, and they handcuffed him on the bed's arms, leaving a note behind--one of them was named Kate. Don, who screams for help (though no one comes to his aide), struggles trying to escape, but the heel on one of his stilettos accidentally punctures the waterbed. As the water level rises, Don, unable to free himself, slowly sinks under 200 pounds of waterbed water and, unable to get his nose and mouth above the water, eventually drowns.
Transcript.
Narrator: But Don was not digging his start to the new year. He was under house arrest and his pant-ies were getting wet.
Don: SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!
Narrator: Don spent New Year's Eve 1986 partying like it was 1999. Too bad he never made it that far.
| Wet Dream (331) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wet Dream (606)
"Wet Dream", Way to Die #606, is the fourth death to be featured in "Hard Lives, Easy Deaths", which aired on May 21, 2008.
Plot.
Dalph Smith was a German librarian and he wanted to look at fish and swim with them. So Dalph took an old waterbed, cut it up, glued it with Latex, and made it into a suit he called the Merman. Meanwhile, Dalph put his suit on and headed down to the water. But it was slow going and started to overheat. When body temperature rises, sweat begins to form in these glands. As sweat evaporates, heat is dissipated. If the temperature outside was cool, that could've saved him. Unfortunately for Dalph, it was a scorching 97 Degrees. He began feeling the first symptoms of hyperthermia. To reach a point of heat stroke would normally take about 3 hours, but it was so hot and he exerted so much energy, that he got there in less than 15 minutes. His temperature red-lined at 108 degrees and he died of heatstroke just as he reached the water's edge.
Transcripts.
Narrator: The man flapping his arms like a bird is Dalph Smith. A German Librarian with a serious fetish. For a fish.
Dalph: "Der fisch." (The fish.)
Narrator: Dalph long to be as close to fish as possible. To swim like them.
Narrator: And to swim with them.
Narrator: To fulfill his dream, this amateur archaeologist went so far is to create his own fish suit. He took an old waterbed, cut it up and glued it into something he called... "The merman".
Narrator: Dalph couldn't wait to taking out its maiden voyage. An a nearby lake, he climb it to his fish suit...
Narrator: ...and headed down to the water. But it was slow going and he quickly started to overheat.
Bob Girandola: We produce heat eternally. And we...
Bob Girandola: ...dissipate that heat to the environment. All cells are metabolically active and as energy is produced, heat is dissipated.
Narrator: The human body possesses millions of sweat planes, located just beneath the skin.
Narrator: When body temperature rises, sweat begins to forming his glands.
Narrator: And it's acquired to the surface. As the sweat evaporates, heat is dissipated and cools off the body.
Bob Girandola: The example of that man who put that waterbed material on him, those water molecules could not penetrate, he put a microclimate next to his skin. He had a double whammy, he basically couldn't lose heat by sweating and he couldn't lose heat by radiation. So there's no way that he was gonna dissipating, if the temperature outside was cool, that could have saved him.
Narrator: Unfortunately for Dalph, it was a scorcher, 97 degrees. Not long after starting for the water, he began feeling the first symptom of hyperthermia.
Bob Girandola: Initially could be a heat cramps. When you gonna start see some pain. And then it goes to heat prostration,
Bob Girandola: ...you're not gonna have a tension, you've gonna be a little bit delirious, loss of a balance and then it goes to heatstroke. If you getting to the heatstroke, that's a critical area because if you don't get cool down rapidly, you'll never survive.
Narrator: To reach a point of heatstroke would normally take about 3 hours. It was so hot and Dalph exerted so much energy, he got there in less than 15 minutes. With a lake's edge tantalizingly close,
Narrator: Dalph's core temperature red-lined at a hundred and eight degrees. Right before he died, Dalph finally got his wish. He knew exactly what it felt like to be a fish... out of water.
| Wet Dream (606) |
fandom.1000waystodie | # White Wetting
"White Wetting", Way to Die #246, is the sixth death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on February 29, 2012.
Plot.
Elroy is a drug addict who gets high on PCP-laced cigarettes. Elroy soon wrecks havoc on a local supermarket, destroying several aisles in the process. The rent-a-cop guarding the supermarket doesn't notice Elroy since he is too busy talking to citizens. Elroy then goes behind the deli area and wears a mask of meat on his face, dubbing himself "The Meat Man". The rent-a-cop soon notices and chases Elroy around the store. Elroy successfully manages to evade the cop, but slips and slides into a pyramid of large beer kegs, which collapse on top of him and all of them crush his body and flatten his head, killing him instantly.
Transcript.
Narrator: Elroy destroyed his mind, and then a supermarket, and finally himself.
Security: Clean up on aisle 6.
| White Wetting |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Whitney Houston, We Have A Problem
| Whitney Houston, We Have A Problem |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Who Ded?
"Who Ded?", Way to Die #281, is the second death to be featured in "Grave Errors", which aired on March 2, 2011.
Plot.
Two female thieves, disguised as relief workers, named Eileen and Nicole, break into a church ruined by Hurricane Katrina and steal the supplies inside it, especially wine cups. After that, they decided to explore the basement. At first, Nicole have doubts, but then decides to follow Eileen down. With the basement turning out really dark, they turned on the light switch, and as soon as the former stepped into the water with the latter touching her and was dragged into it, they were instantly electrocuted.
"But a church in the French quarter has secrets that are best left undisturbed. Bad girls and wicked money are match made in... hell."
It's a punishment of God by the thieves in the church... no, unbeknownst to Eileen and Nicole, a severed power line had electrified the water to 440 volts inside the basement, that electrified deathtrap was enough to sending them to hell as they deserve, right where they belong.
Transcript.
Narrator:
Voxx:
Nicole: I don't know...
Narrator: But a church in the French quarter has secrets that are best left undisturbed. Bad girls and wicked money are match made in... hell.
Eileen & Nicole: (SCREAM)
Rachel Fishman:
Narrator: Eileen and Nicole were trying to capitalize on the misfortune of others. But as the saying goes, no good deed goes unpunished. As for the bad deeds, that punishment...
Eileen & Nicole: (SCREAM)
Narrator: is death.
| Who Ded? |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Who Fart-Dead?
| Who Fart-Dead? |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Who Fart-dead?
"Who Fart-dead?", Way to Die #325, is the second death featured in "Death, The New Black", which aired on July 18, 2011.
Plot.
A group of sorority pledges enter a sauna contest, in which the one who can stay in the longest gets to skip Hell Week. Liz (Leah Lipovics), short for Elizabeth and also known as "Eliza-bitch", is a rich woman who was eating beans and broccoli for a week and has been giving herself severe gas. Her continuous farting forces the other three female pledges (Sara Sometti Michaels, Khanesha 'KJ' Smith, Violet Pino) to flee the sauna in disgust. The competition was down to Liz and Maria (Stephanie Rodriguez), an exchange student from Ecuador. Liz's final farting forces a stunned Maria to flee the sauna. Ten minutes later, furiously returning to the sauna, Maria confronts Liz, but she is shocked that Liz dies from dehydration, high body core temperature, and second/third-degree burns all over her body.
Transcript.
Coach: Hello, girls.
-Pledges: Hi.<br>
-Coach: Hi.
Narrator: It might not be the biggest contest in Seattle, but, it's the hottest.
Coach: Whoever can say in the sauna, the longest is the winner, okay? Number 1.
Narrator: It's Simi Valley U's sorority hot box competition.
Coach: here's those fees...
Narrator: Any co-ed who wanted to get into a sorority, had to beg their booty in a sauna, until it blistered.
Narrator: The winner, got to skip Hell Week. Which, was worse than waterboarding. Liz (The purple bikini pledge) was a rich kid. But not even money could get her out of Hell Week. Winning the hot box could.
Vladimir Solkan: It's not a competition basically, it's just an endurance contest. Who can stand the heat the longest the most heat. The temperature starts set 200°F, while a 100°C, so I just walk into that, is like thinking of step up to the sign. Once you get into that temperature, your body starts sweating, a lot, which used to so, it's very very dangerous to get dehydrated.
Narrator: To prepare: she had nothing but beans and broccoli for a week.
Narrator: Her strategy:
Narrator: Turn the sauna into a gas chamber.
Pledges: (Cough)
Narrator: Liz's weapons of mass destruction (WMD) and the other girls scrambling for fresh air.
Security Guard: Are you okay?
2nd Pledge: (Coughs) No, I'm not okay!
Narrator: As the temperature hit 200 degrees, it was down to Liz and Maria, an Ecuadorian transfer student, who could take the heat.
Liz: (Sighs) It's starting really in at you, huh?
Narrator: Eliza-bitch had 0 sympathy for her sorority sister. She dug down deep and squeezed out the biggest eruption since .
Maria: How could you do 'hat?! I... can't believe you did that...
Narrator: Maria was powdered toast...
Narrator: but 10 minutes later,
-Maria: Oh my god! How could you do this to me?!!<br>
-Narrator: she ran back in to confront the human ass volcano...
Maria: I hate you!
Narrator: and Liz toppled over like a rotten pine.
Maria: I think she's dead!!
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: The 200-degree sauna combine with a high-water vapor density in the sauna itself, would've... conducted the heat... to the person's body quickly, causing second and third-degree burns on the skin.
Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan: And would be much more difficult for the sweat to actually evaporate. Record temperature would've rose above a 108 (°F) rather quickly, causing her death.
Narrator: Liz was an ungrateful,
Narrator: stuck-up,
Narrator: spoiled,
Maria: How could you do 'hat??
Narrator: rich kid.
Narrator: And now, she's dead. (farts) Excuse Me!
| Who Fart-dead? |
fandom.1000waystodie | # Wild Wild Death
Wild Wild Death.
A guy tries to go viral by posting videos of girls shooting guns / a pretend superhero falls after trying to stop criminals / a bank robber tries to make off with cash, but gravely fails / An art thief holds an auction, and gets glassed / a supervisor tries to date an employee, but gets ground up / a sex blogger tries to give herself a hickey, and suffers a stroke when she stands / a paramedic gets high, then stops his heartbeat with a defibrillator
"1000 Ways to Die" Episode 60.
Originally aired November 21, 2011.
Title reference: Spoofs the popular TV series "The Wild Wild West".
-- This is the Original Episode --
Teller She's Dead.
Way to Die #644
On December 9, 2005, in Atlanta, GA. A bank teller and her friend carry out an inside-job bank robbery, with the friend "forcing" the teller to open the vault and then locking her inside. When the friend sets off the fire alarm on her way out, it triggers a carbon dioxide extinguisher system in the vault, and the teller is suffocated to death.
Alt names - Violent Alarm
Super Zero.
Way to Die #106
On May 24, 2008, in Cleveland, OH. A nerd takes to dressing up as a superhero to fight minor crime in his town, but ends up harassing the so-called perpetrators. Finding some teenaged marijuana smokers on a rooftop, he shocks one with a cattle prod, but then retreats when the others advance toward him to defend their friend. He trips on his cape and falls over the edge, sustaining fatal skull and chest fractures when he hits the ground.
Branched Out.
Way to Die #520
On June 5, 2009, in Lancaster, PA. A man films videos of sexy girls firing weapons in hopes of having them go viral. Startled by an ejected shell casing that fell into her open cleavage (she was wearing a spaghetti-strap tanktop), one girl fires her Uzi at random and hits a tree branch overhead. The branch breaks and impales the man through the chest and into his heart, causing his death.
Alt names - Uzi-Daisy
Dough!!!.
Way to Die #726
On November 9, 2004, in Rapid City, SD. A lecherous bakery supervisor who sexually harasses his female employees challenges one of them to swallow a spoonful of ground cinnamon in order to get out of going on a date with him. She chokes on the powder and coughs it into his face, and he falls over so that his tie gets caught in a running dough mixer. His head is pulled in and the machine's blades inflict lethal skull fractures.
Alt names - Cinnamon And Spice
Trivia: This segment has also been used for "Top 100 Deaths".
Cham-Pained.
Way to Die #593
On July 8, 2006, in Montecito, CA. A stolen art auctioneer decides to open her evening with a champagne fountain. When she goes to open the bottle, the cork pops off in her eye and she falls backward into the pyramid of champagne glasses, a shard imbeds her in the brachial artery and the rest of her body, she bleeds out in seconds.
Alt names - Champagne Toast
Backseat Die-er.
Way to Die #105 (Note: This is the second death to have this number)
On March 1, 2003, in West Plains, MO. A paramedic who has been fired several times for gross incompetence and getting high on hospital drugs takes another job and gets high again by inhaling nitrous oxide. In his intoxicated state, he begins playing with the ambulance's defibrillator and electrocutes himself.
Alt names - Paddle Me
Note: This segment is otherwise known as "Paddle Attack".
Blogged Artery.
Way to Die #443
On January 16, 2006, in Zuni Pueblo, NM. A blogger who has sex with rock stars tries and fails at seducing a young rocker. Desperate for new material for her blog, she uses a vacuum cleaner on her neck to simulate a hickey. The suction causes a blood clot in her carotid artery, which ends up traveling to her brain and giving her a stroke when she stands.
Alt names - Kiss Of Death
Visit the 1000 Ways to Die website at: www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die.
| Wild Wild Death |
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