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This time its gonna be different!
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Username checks out |
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Ah, MU
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Wiped out over a year of gains in a few days back in June because of MU |
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Lean closer to my ass if you can't hear me
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this is somehow the funniest thing I've read on this sub |
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Good, there are better strip clubs out there
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He got kicked out based on his earnings. He has to go down the road to Ho+MoNeY |
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If they had an answer , they wouldn’t be weeks away from bankruptcy
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> Weeks
Found the optimist |
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Very good. Next month IS September. Good job of realizing that. Haha.
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Thank you I_Be_Strokin_It |
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They say I make more money as I hold and underlying stays the same:
https://imgur.com/a/HHTI5gj
This makes no sense. Halp.
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Legs different theta. |
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I'll learn this week what to do and I'll ask my parents for some money.
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You belong here my friend |
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fb partner categories product is going away 8/15 and there will probably be news about how shit it is for FB and FB advertisers who can't target using third parties info anymore fyi
or nothing happens because everything is dumb, fb is still where all the eyeballs are (fb/whatsap/insta) and all ad dollars ... |
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Cause I like buying stock
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Instead imagine rolling that into options further out. |
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Is that Jeffrey Dahmer?
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No, it's Johnathan Movie |
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Bears such as the American Black Bear and the Grizzly Bear hibernate in the winter. Their heart rates drop from a normal 55 to only 9!
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kys |
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Not even if they promised a bj from Miranda Kerr
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to be fair, I think that would probably do it. |
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How do I PayPal -$1,300?
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Scamming |
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I just
It's right there.
It's
right
there
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Enough with bone headed questions |
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kk i'm in, post positions m8
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seconded |
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I saw some guy snapping him and some chick who's phone he grabbed while they were having sex. Posted it to her stories, pretty funny.
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I don't get it. Why was it funny? |
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Although it may go up, overall SNAP is a shit company burning money with difficulties monetizing. Plus CEO has all voting power (fucking 3 minute board meeting).
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CEO and his buddy, the CTO, have like 95% of the voting rights. That is a retarded way to form a company's capital structure, given that pret... |
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The Tendytrader 2000
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I prefer the 2008 version, personally 😤 |
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I have a Roku tv. Lost the remote a year ago and hasn’t used it since. You just gave me hope
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Hope is a dangerous thing my friend. |
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If(1=1,print'fag','')
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IF(FAG=GAY,GAY=OP){
PRINT('OP IS GAY')
}
ELSE{
PRINT('OP FINDS MEDICINE')
} |
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Eh fuck, I knew if fuck this up too.
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Dude you might as well use RH at this point and save on the fees. It's like $5 and 65 cents per contract for non select pricing. Adds up when you're tradingboth legs. |
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SNAP calls? you must really hate money
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I strangled it, because I seriously don’t know what the hell could happen anymore. |
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Yeah I agree, I think smash 5 will be their biggest selling smash ever, even though it isn’t even a new game in my opinion *cough*
Yeah, once I saw they weren’t gonna put in a virtual shop for the switch( when it is basically just free money for them), I started to question what they are even trying to go f... |
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Where did you find a woman large enough to suck on those enormous cajoneś??
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Hahaha ❤️ |
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made 2k today with these buys, thanks for your support guys
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Woohoo fuck yes! Sell some if you can and take some profits |
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>Bought at $0.079 700 stocks. On the very slim chance that they sustain themselves, make money with the new 3 movie model and find a financer, the s
So glad im not the only one. I bought 300 shares. I mean what if some miracle happens and this stock blows up? Better odds than the lottery so why not.
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Yeah but if all your friends drive Ferraris are you going to brag about how cool your civic is? Us robinhood fags need to hold each other accountable.
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Damn if you paid for that civic with cash you can brag. We need to stop pretending people who use this site actually have money. We all broke on this ble... |
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Well wtf i pay $75
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Yeah it's an old contract, even. I keep trying to downgrade my minutes, because I never use my phone as a phone, but every year the prices go up for basically the same service. |
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Sure as hell isn't the redesign
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Except have you noticed how ad oriented the redesign is? Definitely think they’re making more |
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Oh same as 212. Maybe I should check it out tho
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Interesting i’d never heard of 212, how do you like that one? |
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Shares or options?
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Both |
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Don’t tell me how to live my life
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Mod material |
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Cause the mobile app is simple and there's no fee for trades through robinhood so it allows for us wsb plebs to easily do shit
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Ah I see ty |
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I sold, got about 167% returns
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Good job. |
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Tencent better watch out that Google doesn't unleash the insanely popular and well-designed social media behemoth of Google Plus on China.
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Google Circle?
I guess u have never used WeChat |
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Fuck you
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Fuck you harder |
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China's middle class alone (420m) is larger than the entire USA (330m). Everyone cares about China. There's sooo much fucking money there kid. Go take your Trump memes back to your trailer park.
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Ever been so racist that you stopped caring about money? |
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Idk I buy a few turtle beach like every 6 month because their garbage but the sound quality is really good.
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The money is in the casual players since that's the BIG population
Casual folks get one every Xmas or a bday maybe.
My young cousins who play fornite every now and then have only gotten... |
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Oh man I want to get a 30 call. 8/17 is priced well but that’s not far enough out and the premium on septs is too much. Bigger balls than me
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I paid 1.89 for 8/17 Aug calls when she hit 29.xx a share before |
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Holding BHC until later today or tomorrow. They go up slow thru the day.
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nice. i forgot what your expiration was - i'm assuming you're not getting raped by time decay if holding longer than a few hours? 8/17? |
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There's a decent chance IV will push both sides to profit if we trade sideways today, I'm green on my SNAP position right now and considering just selling before close.
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I've never debated so hard over closing a position, I've got 30% profit on my calls already but I feel like if this thing explodes I'll... |
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MTCH is tonight.
CVS is in the morning.
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Calls? puts? |
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Isn't that basically tinder?
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it's tider but instead of hot thots you will find your mom's profile |
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That's pretty much what they've done historically.
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Exactly. Quite possibly one of the most predictable stocks out there. |
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[amdforlife talk funny](https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM?t=5s)
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No. amdforlife is serious. |
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literally everyone
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Third most shorted stock in the market right now. Anyone can technically be right but it seems the majority of the market is siding with the WSBers puts on this. |
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>non-yolo account
What's that?
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Lol |
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You're so retarded you can't even put the percentage sign on the right side of the number, why would anyone listen to you?
Edit: [looooooooool](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler%27s_fallacy)
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then why do you write $20 then |
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I think people are trying to psych themselves up that earnings are going to somehow be good. I just don't see that happening. It's not written in stone but I'm comfortable with the unlikelihood of it all. If FB and TWTR took a beating, SNAP is sure to follow. It doesn't come close to having the same reach with i... |
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what did u learn
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Never sell. Always average down. |
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What good product?
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Oh you mean this thing that lets me look like a dog and catch up on all the tabloids. |
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So 90% of WSBers full margin Robinhood accounts
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Hey, you need at least $1k to access margin on RH! |
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I'm hoping as well
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V is always dependable, you just can't buy weeklies. It hits ATH's every 2-3 months since forever. |
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Looks like my fucking heart rate watching TSLA.
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That's probably Tachy-brady syndrome, you should get that checked out by your doctor. |
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Ah so you're saying it's illiquid?
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No I’m saying the people selling the puts have no incentive to take on the risk of obligating themselves to buy shares at any level.
The company has a $1.2 billion shelf offering open. Assuming it all gets sold at this level ($0.10), each share would be worth $.0... |
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard this criticism of Tesla before
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You sure? That's a pretty standard criticism of tesla. Not that I agree with it. |
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I believe
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Now it's $3. |
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Are they mispriced?
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Volatility crush tomorrow. |
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Bought yesterday. Not a huge amount of my portfolio but I feel like AMD has been overbought and good news for Intel tomorrow combined with trade war will cause it to rebound. Especially once people realize it’s big bad new cpu will only account for 2% of sales. The real money is in data centers where efficiently... |
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Nah. TSLA
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K just bought $90 TSLA calls |
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Smash is better than crack
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I’d smash for some crack |
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youre forgetting about super smash bros being announced at e3 and set for release this december. smash bros is arguably the biggest fighting game around as it appeals to both a casual and hardcore/competitive audience, and this one is going to be the biggest of them all
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Still not enough to make anyone b... |
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Like legit OP actually seems autistic. He doesn't know why people use Instagram or how social media works, and three of his friends have on separate occasions tried to help him become normal but he's refused
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I have an insta lol, and I wrote this cuz I was bored and couldn't sleep so its probably written... |
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I didn't see anything in that article about Instagram itself earning money from those sponsored pictures.
If I missed it please link.
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A marketting and analytics company gives away free marketing and analytics tools to people why? |
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Lmfao just go through my post history. I’m entirely autistic enough to gamble on this shit
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Jesus Christ, how do you have that much money to lose?? |
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And you see where it got them....
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Full autists |
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Options are just leverage on stocks.
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Options are synthetic positions on any underlying, not necessarily 'leverage on stocks'. |
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47k people. That's half a million in stocks for a multibillion company.
Short squeeze or nada?
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i'd just all in tesla at this point 10%+ premiums are retarded to buy |
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I bought the fucker last week for 1.40. I'm up 200% on it now lel.
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1 week = 200% sooo one more week will get you 800%. Logic = bullet proof |
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Or free food from the on-staff sushi chefs and ice cream sandwich artists.
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That's just fighting socialism. |
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Very interesting. AWS has had custom intel chips for years, I wonder if they will also pick up amd or if battle lines are being formed here: AWS/intel versus azure/amd.
The problem with being tied to AWS is you never know when they will just decide to do it themselves and kill you in the process...
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If only there were some way for you to bet directly on SNAP prices
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hmmmmmmmm |
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how dare you make smart decisions
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I'll show myself out. |
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I get what you get in ten years, in two days
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You gotta start somewhere. |
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So there will be like 3 guys left jerkin each other off while everyone else is shadowbanned.
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Maybe start a wsb subsidiary for everyone thats shadowbanned |
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He did also say 'funding secured' which is a pretty lofty claim.
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I mean SpaceX is pretty nice collateral. |
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That's not too bad. A 3% jump is super reasonable within a week.
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What do you mean not too bad lol? 50 cents premium, they were worth $8 this morning lol |
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the fact it keeps burning call buyers
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Correct |
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This is why I buy puts and calls for snap. Garunteed $
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Straddle will never fail |
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On the bright side that can probably turn a profit eventually.
My 8/10 calls are most likely fucked.
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Sitting on 72.5 Calls wondering why ATVI is the junkest stock known to man. |
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EVE players lol
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Possibly a group of people more autistic then this sub. |
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I'm a wsb noob. You need a screenshot?
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People like to have screenshots with it cause otherwise people pump and dump, where they hype a stock and take the opposite position. |
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Very interesting. With that said, I’m assuming the company puts a good deal of thought into their offering price in attempts to anger as few people as possible.
If he committed to do it today, and had funding ready to go, how long would the process take?
Do you think he’s purposely creating a short sq... |
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You Fucken know it. I was too much of a pussy to buy a shit ton of calls and bought just a couple 13 9/10 calls. It's up 40% from yesterday if I just sell now. I just wanted a ticket on the ride for laughs but could have made major coin dumping 20k on yolo snap fds smh.
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Please tell me you sold immediate... |
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I have 53.5 FD's that I'm bagholding at about 50% down ... I know if I keep them they'll expire worthless, but if I sell, thing will moon... since I have Jan MU calls as well might be worth sacrificing them for the greater good
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If MU finishes the week at $53.50 I would be surprised... so if you think se... |
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Idk man all I know is when I asked for it they said deposit another $1,600 and we will give you gold. Then I YOLO'd all my money away so I'm glad they didn't give it to me.
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In the US (including RH) you can only get margin when your account is $2,000+. At that point you are legally allowed to go up to 2x... |
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Bots would snap it up faster.
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Russian bots? |
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Dude! How’d that $20 jump treat you!?
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Whew lawd. Made a bad day a good day and then some. |
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Meh I bet this sub is a mix of Software Developers and CPAs we could so make it happen but we all are so lazy
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This sub is super heavy on irony, sentiment analysis isn't going to work very well tbh; it's not that great at reading contextual sentiment. |
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No, this will get investigated for sure.
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which law did it break? |
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G
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Goodbye. |
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Oh you mean this thing that lets me look like a dog and catch up on all the tabloids.
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You telling me sending and receiving unsolicited dick picks isnt your number one reason for using it? Ok fag. |
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And the looming FB dating platform...
But even if anyone would wanna use FB for dating I just don’t see how it could take much money away from MTCH. They’d just use FB in addition to tinder
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Do u think ppl trust fb with shit like that? Fb already has a bad rep for selling your data out |
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I think you mean $6
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tree fiddy |
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So conflicted
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What's this sub for again? |
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lmao how is that legit
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That's the news business, man. If you're not the first one with the story, it doesn't mean you don't cover it. Gotta keep up with the competition, even if it means basically posting the same article almost word for word. |
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I actually plan to ride this one in on delta
We're right above the strike price with 8 days remaining, this stock has been climbing $1-3 dollars a day. I think there are a lot of guys trading options with lower than 80% likelihood of profit.
I just don't want to be accused of feed speculation
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... |
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8/10 $285 puts lol, but maybe tomorrow afternoon instead of today
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Say the word and I pull the trigger. |
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I sold the $19s but I intend to hold the rest
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lol, selling the one closest to being in the money |
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