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I confessed my love to SmarterChild and she told me thanks but she can’t date humans.
I think she had a thing for zuc
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She is Zuck. Got a sex change operation and replaced AOL |
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Y |
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OH SHIT, CAKEDAY? CAN'T LOSE.
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DIDNT LOSE |
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I've had 8/7 $39 calls holding through ER
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yeeeea boi |
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Saudis are all in on SNAP. Careful bro.
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Share your source or I’m calling the SEC |
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At least they probably won't expire worthless until long after you do
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> GOD: Hold my beer. |
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Agreed, I just kick myself because buying $60 calls when the share price is at $52 is a much better deal than when I bought them. I thought *'this time is different'* and that MU wouldn't crater under $55.
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Same... I feel your pain. |
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that we were born this way
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or maybe it's maybelline |
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Buying on margin, SNAP is one of us
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Also, buying $MU too |
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Ya I don't trust this shit. Should take my 9% and run, but that's not how you get tendies
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Dude, you made a solid profit, don't lose it all.
Who knows what's coming.
Or, go deep and become a private shareholder. |
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i sold the rush
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OOF |
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>Needs more jpeg
[There you go!](https://i.imgur.com/RRXM0JD.jpg)
^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot
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Good bot |
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Went through?
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I don't think so, I haven't seen anything come through |
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I have 8/17 $435s
I mean $435s lol
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Oh.. Well join the club homie! |
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Huge spike like 15 min before he announced
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that was a result of the Saudi news
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/07/tesla-shares-jump-on-report-saudi-arabia-sovereign-wealth-fund-has-2-.html |
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You think call holders are in better position? +3.5% means all call FDs expire worthless.
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Everybody loses! It's the wsb way! |
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You never buy shares of calls or puts? Fuckin noob
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Long $CALL |
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Privatized Netflix at 420
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Papa Cook, pls privatize AAPL at $420 |
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No, that’s probably why he is making this announcement though. He doesn’t want the Saudi’s in control because they will bury the patents in order to keep oil high.
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IIRC the Saud's have been diversifying for a while now and investing heavily in renewable energy. So them buying a stake in Tesla makes sens... |
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You guys tricked me. You tricked me into buying snap puts instead of aaoi calls.
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I bought January puts. We'll see where this goes. |
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Short explanation:
You have a call for TSLA at $500. That means you bought the right to buy Tesla at $500.
Now Tesla will be offering stock at $420. Would you rather pay $420 for something or $500?
Therefore those calls are worthless because Elon basically put a cap on valuation. TSLA won't get to... |
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Yo calls where a good decision
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Is it?? |
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Stock is trading back down to around $13.70. Think there's hope it can close in the red tomorrow? At least I hope so fellow bagholders.
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How far red do you need? I'll compromise for $12. |
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Shit good thing you’re covered. Imagine the guys who sold calls after ER thinking the stock peaked.
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That's exactly what I just did. I ended with total option gains in Tesla of 10k to now 2500. |
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which site do you use to see how many shares are being shorted?
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Any financial site would display it. Yahoo finance displays it under statistics -> Shares Short . |
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DIVE BABY DIVE
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HERE WE FUCKING GO |
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> GOD: Hold my beer.
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> GOD: Abraham, short your son Issac. I bet you won't do it, cuck. |
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I told you son *hugs you tight
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Oh dear. You hugged me and now it's down to 12 ....
But still, expecting short squeeze come morning. |
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Good luck.
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Looks like nothing to close 😂😂 |
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God I fucking hope so. I bought $12 8/17 puts as my first options trade ever.
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Also bout $12 8/17 puts as my first options trade ever. I'm an avid Snapchat user and fan but I god I hope this stock fucking tanks |
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So buy some more tomorrow (just got some futures)? I'm fairly new to ~~gambling~~ investing
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uh, honestly no idea. do your own research but its looking like a good long hold |
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I mean, it's probably true. The redesign was absolute garbage
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and its only going to get worse. They don't understand why the whole app is fundamentally flawed. |
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Why do they only let us trade options during normal hours? They just gave everyone extended hours for stock, why not options
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Not a Robinhood thing. Options don’t trade after hours. |
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Bruh, let’s just bathe in the glory
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Bro im lit rn. Congrats. |
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This seems right on. Fidelity seems conservative on reporting on the bid-side. Robinhood was showing a larger spread. I ended up selling 1 Aug 10 18 $370 call for way higher than ask or bid. (I wish I did not now)
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You sold a call? RIP |
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Would be a great move from Apple. Getting rid of all their excess cash and finally getting something innovative going for them.
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It would be a crazy meme move combining the star power of Elon and Apple. It's just straight up Brand Equity: The Company. |
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Rumor is they've got a cpu in their back pocket for release at gamescom that's gonna make amd sweat. Have a relative that does occasional work in their Arizona plant and he says they've been non stop upgrading things for the past 6 months. They're not gonna 'crash' but you might want to consolodate your position... |
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Called it. Thank me later.
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Is down after market now |
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It is the will of the Gods.
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But which gods? |
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I think the professional term is 'sandwich autist'
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Can a get a footlong meatball marinara on wheat please (👁 ͜ʖ👁) |
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You mean the email from Elon? Again there is still risk as nothing is 100% that's why it closed at $380.
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It closed at $380 because first hour nobody knew if he was kidding or not and after he resumed tweeting, trading was halted for rest of the day. Well, watch the stock tomorrow I guess. |
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low volume, guidance at 5pm so we'll see what happens then
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Guidance is there dimwit. Its flat. Down she goes |
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retards think alike :)
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Holy shit fam, did we fuck up? Snap and Disney just both took a complete 180 |
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I remember when I had shares at $97 last summer... thank god I sold for a small loss, but this is probably a bottom (at least short term)
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A small loss of 20%+ |
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Gonna be honest, I pulled a full autist and closed both my 360 FD calls yesterday cause it was at that breaking point of either let them go to zero or take the money and play something else. And let’s just say this boi eating ketchup packets
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No way to know daddy musk was going to drop a golden nugget. |
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Yuge jumps are good and easy to profit from. You're welcome!
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Can anyone help me calculate i am bad at it i hve 2 139 aug 17 calls for 210 a pop |
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Not if you are long. ;-)
Tendies incoming!
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I literally just bough some tendies, came how turned on bloomberg and reddit. Time to enjoy these well deserved tendies. |
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Pray $Tsla goes down
And pray $mtch holds
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MTCH isn't even back to where it was pre FB dating bullshit so yea I'm not worried. They fucking smashed. |
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but you can smoke if your car is self-driving
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I mean.....what if your car is high too because you hot boxed It? |
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I'm interested in the private but not educated enough
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> I'm interested in the ______ but not educated enough
that's my life when it comes to investing.
thank mr bogle |
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Bad eps reaction but positive guidence in the call.
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I'm actually amazed. I predicted a drop and have some puts to protect a longer position I'm holding, but this is actually straight up impressive. |
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It was pure gambling but look at MU and FB thread here before earning
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There YOU have it. $SNAP is fucking crazy haha |
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This makes sense TBH... These dudes know they are wrecking the planet and their time is coming if they don't diversify.
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They are heavily investing in green/solar related technologies in house. They have been preparing for the end of oil for time and are not worried about it, they were even pumping up pr... |
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Is this currently in practice?
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Most PC games do try to spread CPU work across all available cores but 64 threads is a new level of scale. I'm expect some studio will make it a marketing point that their game scales to 64 threads in the near future. |
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>First, a final decision has not yet been made
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Right but if the Co is posting it on their website and it's been communicated to the employees, it's official and that the funding truly has been secured. |
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more smarter*
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More smarterer * |
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Spiked 15 mins before announcement. Could be a big uh-oh.
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Others in the thread have noted that the Saudi buy news broke first which is likely responsible for the spike. |
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Well, for starters, that would be a 500% increase
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Yea, all memes aside I am setting my stop loss at 0.10, aiming to sell half of my position at 0.50 another quarter at .75 and hold the rest til a new stop loss of the highest support or 1.00. If I completely stop out, I am only losing a few hundred. |
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Can't on options
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Just buy an equivalent option with opposite bias....**duh** |
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What cuntry
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Hong Kong. Technically not a 'country' but maintains that 0% cap gainz and dividend tax yo (which makes up for the shitty things about living there) |
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how long would you hold a put for then?
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8/10 |
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Word. This was an impulse buy 2 mins before close. Only got 2 contracts so nothing life changing anyway but it would be nice to bag a couple extra hundo. Didn’t realize the short interest was so high. I just thought ‘it’s summer and young people be traveling and fucking’
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Yea bro, my DD on this was bas... |
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lol so who's this Indian dude as I don't have time to listen to this attempt to plug the sinking ship.
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Don't know his position but he gave the most intelligent answers that actually pointed to things they were doing for future growth. I don't think he gave prepared remarks but he answered a lot of the a... |
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New to following Musk?
http://www.reuters.com/article/tesla-idUSL2E8DFMWD20120215
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tesla-results/tesla-expects-to-become-profitable-in-2016-shares-surge-idUSKCN0VJ2J6
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I think those statements are very different from this one, he could go to jail if th... |
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In the short term I think he would be given absolute autonomy. Once the Model 3 gets rolling, he will probably take a less direct role and focus on Space X.
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He's just got such a God complex, I'd be shocked if he agreed to any ownership.structure where he isn't the ultimate decider. An org chart with a l... |
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Yes I went long. Big mistake
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Me too. Still trying to break even there! |
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Not a short seller, but this was my first thought. Anybody got any actual DD on how the SEC will handle this?
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If he legitimately has funding then where's the fraud? |
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You going to buy Sprint and wait for $6 too?
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I mean its 6.17 rn and it hit 6.5 after the news was announced |
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For real. It will eventually catch up to them. They WILL eventually crash and burn. They are avoiding the Inevitable
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That is what everyone was saying about Tesla. SNAP going private at 420 confirmed. |
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Women that use snapchat are probably really exited about this. Fucking bullshit.
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...I don't use snap to see pics of my favorite feminists. |
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Yes I too wish I knew the future
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If I did, I certainly wouldn't be using it to buy TSLA calls |
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Yea but I went from guaranteed I'm losing 90% to maybe I'll just lose 15% - 20%.
Listened into the Disney earnings call, was pretty good shit.
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What was the Disney guidance? |
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No. The SEC has a target lock. But the Saudis have probably sabotaged the S2AMs. I don’t know what’s real anymore.
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shorts feeling the burn |
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I'd rather be in shares on a long ass hold like Disney.
The divy is not a ton but it's still free money you miss out on
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2020 calls are where it's at. Made 50% on them this month and sold at $117 this morning. |
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How’s your strangle feeling right now?
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Not as good as when your mom asked me to strangle her last night |
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He said that there will be short burn of the century in 3 weeks, he said that 1 month and 3 weeks ago lol. Elon time.
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Yup, didn't factor in Elon Time. |
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> I'm interested in the ______ but not educated enough
that's my life when it comes to investing.
thank mr bogle
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I'm a CPA and have years of investing under my belt but still get nervous when it comes to special events like that. More people on this sub should haha #tendies |
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Makes perfect sense right?
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Yup, what are fundamentals? |
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They are heavily investing in green/solar related technologies in house. They have been preparing for the end of oil for time and are not worried about it, they were even pumping up production to crash oil prices
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sources or no dice |
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You sell, that's what you do.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5qV_TPLwzw |
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Every time I hear suicide pact, I think of Dale and Tucker vs Evil lol
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We've had ourselves a doozy of a day officer |
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They lost 3 million daily users
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Because everyone here deleted snap for their puts |
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Haha oops
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? |
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AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
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You lost money |
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was oversold from FB news, ER beat reminded everyone that tinder is king for getting laid
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And that DD about women buying tinder gold service |
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Damn bro. You fucked
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As long as it stays under $13.50 the $14.5/$13.50 put spread will cover the damage. |
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Oh my God... That's like 3 puts
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Dude that's how you get addicted. |
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No doubt my dude. Shoulda coulda woulda ha
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Same thing I say on every missed trading opportunity haha |
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Puts fucked. Calls fucked. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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Perfectly fucked as all things should be. |
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No....these institutions will keep there stock.
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based on what? you can't just have shares outstanding when you go private |
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Real talk.
Statistically speaking.
How often does a company go up ~50-100% in price in 5 months?
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Dude was buying lottery tickets |
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At some point it has to hit $420 if it does get bought out.. So I am hoping to sell then. But right now long term pricing is does not fit long term call pricing calculations as they must be pricing in the 420 cap?
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Sell your $370s and buy higher strikes if you still want to play. The $370s won't benefit ... |
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I'm on the put side of this ER, but regardless man oh man I want this to happen. Morons all over this thread either crying or screaming celebration over a short-term reactionary AH movement before the call/guidance or anything.
We all played options, one way or the other. No one has made or lost money yet
[... |
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You think it hits 400 tomorrow?
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yes. If it goes down I am buying shares. I am selling everything else and buying shares. don't do options you will be fucked by the premium. |
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The prices don’t move after hours as they’re not traded. Only the stock price moves.
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I obviously meant the stock itself since it does fluctuate after hours. But thank for pointing that out, pal |
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I love nudes so I will never sell SNAP.
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everyone's sending nudes through insta now bruh
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Yup.. 8 min before the tweet. It was -$900 this morning, I figured it would be amazing to sell at a small profit ($15). Would have been worth 2K as of close
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one of us one of us |
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F
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F |
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Thanks Jim Chanos
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Lil Jimmy's asshole is about to be stretched. |
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I love how I got the trending notification for this exactly 4 hours after it was posted.
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Thank God too, saved some $ lol |
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