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[INST] How u do dis [/INST] Try to buy stocks that are down in this case Facebook, then buy option contracts that are 1-3 months. Options have to be slightly in the money or out not higher than 2-3% out the money.
[INST] Something, something, IV Crush?? [/INST] Iv CRUSH? Clearly this guy knows his shit
[INST] Shit if we wanna talk crazy, Caitlyn Jenner cut of her own dick to become a women. WANNA GET CRAZIER? LONG $SNAP [/INST] This turned out better than expected. Also Kaitlyn Jenner had her dick fashioned into a vagina. How crazy is that!?
[INST] Volatility crush tomorrow. [/INST] They might go ITM though.
[INST] ads are communication services now??? [/INST] Advertisement is literally paid communication.
[INST] Yeah i got most of my portfolio on 210Cs, cause 2% in 10 days is fucking doable for apple. [/INST] just bought 3 210c 8/17 because you convinced me enough with that 2% line
[INST] There's a VR app for that. [/INST] There is! We have apps for everything! Ironically Facebook owns that one too (Oculus).
[INST] Exactly. So the strategy from my idea is to wait for the stocks to dip a large bit as backlash for this, then once they're high again because of its incredible popularity, sell and break away with a tidy profit [/INST] I think it's popularity is what's really in question. I'm not sure all the cool kids even use...
[INST] like half this sub [/INST] which kind of scares me. I opened my DIS position a while ago, but it seems to follow the consensus of the sub, which means I'm probably on the wrong end of the ER movement.
[INST] 60/40 AAPL amzn weighted. Ticker is $🍆. I’d buy it [/INST] Petition to introduce emoji tickers to NYSE
[INST] Not really but it's a clinical stage biotech so I'm not going to yolo that shit. If they end up curing downs tho. It just started tanking as soon as I got into it so I didn't buy more and held. Should've just dropped it immediately like the hot shit it is. [/INST] 2 shares of Berkshire Hathaway or Amazon I can ...
[INST] alex jones was right [/INST] Something something gay frogs
[INST] Cool [/INST] Sweet
[INST] Really? As in no trading for the day will count? [/INST] This will probably have a negative affect. It just seems awfully convenient given that he is able to pay off a $900 million bond obligation in shares at 360. I think people will see through his ploy
[INST] You're living in a era when the President of these here United States could potentially be meeting with Russians to figure out how to win the US election and you think what the MuskMan does is a concern? Lolz. [/INST] To be fair, the president literally can pardon himself. CaptainSpaceCar can't do that.
[INST] Do u think ppl trust fb with shit like that? Fb already has a bad rep for selling your data out [/INST] Yeah, idk what FB dating could do that Tinder doesn't. Tinder already provides seeing mutual FB friends, and I'm sure as hell I don't want girls that I just met to see all my shitty photos I'm tagged in on Fa...
[INST] Nah. Saudis already tried buying in and he made them go the public way. It might be China. Wasn't there like a 750k buy yesterday in AH? Might've just been a short getting squeezed too but who knows. [/INST] Also they just finished with a distribution center in shanghai.
[INST] you and all holdouts create a spinoff company and get that % of assets you guys own. so you get some spaceship parts, tshirts, boring drill [/INST] lol
[INST] They usually do it after hours and not randomly on twitter. A formal press release or planned interview. [/INST] Definitely get that, just wondering more of the illegality, considering most stocks trade after hours anyhow through alternate markets. Either way Einhorn will be shitting bricks.
[INST] Petition to introduce emoji tickers to NYSE [/INST] Will never happen. Most IB backends probably run on 40 year old FORTRAN code.
[INST] Edit: fuck [/INST] Good knowledge of the English language and sense of superiority, get fucked https://www.grammarbook.com/newsletters/060413.htm
[INST] Nah I’m half cash now, sold my fb calls, abbv calls, and some of my mtch calls. [/INST] I've been thinking about some MTCH leaps. How much are you up overall on MTCH?
[INST] LOL [/INST] I want to see who wins
[INST] You still have an elo score that is based on your own attractiveness and you'll be matched with people around your score. The only way to get around this is boost lmao [/INST] Everyone I've matched with has been via boost :(
[INST] Why it was halted interests me...any news yet? [/INST] Huge spike like 15 min before he announced
[INST] Yeah I'd consider that in the money [/INST] For now
[INST] It's what I can afford when my contracts are in the money [/INST] *Judge overseeing custody battle nods sensibly*
[INST] See my post history 👌🏿👌🏿 [/INST] ?
[INST] They won't be worthless when it opens back up again, just volatile as hell. I assume you've got at least 75% of your account tied up in FD? [/INST] Lol this isn’t FD, it expires 8/31
[INST] Nothing is 100% in life. Not even physical laws guarantee certainty, that's why we have uncertainty principle and all those things. But beyond that the CEO and biggest shareholder tweeting a specific price and saying that the funding is secured makes me believe that it will be the case. He also has made a few mo...
[INST] You could skip this step and just get therapy now while you still have money. [/INST] Is Therapy Now a stock? Can I short it?
[INST] To be fair China’s housing market is a better indicator for economy. [/INST] https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-06-24/why-china-can-t-fix-its-housing-bubble All I know about housing markets is that Christian Bale likes heavy metal and has an Asian waifu but according to this guy things aren't loo...
[INST] Because I'm not willing to risk $8730. I think it will go up but I'm not willing to bet it will moon [/INST] fair, your position is bigger than mine
[INST] Well it's listed on Nasdaq, so Nasdaq. [/INST] omg I wish I could upvote this more lmao
[INST] $SNAP is worth 1/4 of TSLA on this day. [/INST] Buying on margin, SNAP is one of us
[INST] Don’t really understand the CSCO put. They’re extremely bullish right now and just announced merges with a few companies. [/INST] There are calls too
[INST] That should buy you plenty of time for movement. [/INST] That's the plan. Sure it's boring, but it gives me time to capture Q3 Threadripper movement and if it continues it's run throughout this second half of the year, it'll be a solid play.
[INST] I hate to tell you smart people don't have a bunch of idiot friends. [/INST] but u r m fren u retar
[INST] Source? Seems like this is normal for when news of this magnitude breaks during trading. But I could be wrong. [/INST] Spiked 15 mins before announcement. Could be a big uh-oh.
[INST] Ya I have $400 calls expiring Friday... [/INST] Well if he's actually doing the buy out your ass just got saved.
[INST] Yes it did [/INST] [yes I did](https://i.imgur.com/Qn2fZlO.gifv)
[INST] Absolutely will not happen. This might be the worst advice I have ever seen and Bernie madoff used to be my financial advisor. [/INST] lol earnings not even out and they are being dumped. Foreshadow?
[INST] Buy short term OTM calls/puts. You’ll be sure to lose it all! [/INST] Fake News. My first options buy was an OTM $MU FD call which ended up expiring, and I've learned nothing.
[INST] just bought 3 210c 8/17 because you convinced me enough with that 2% line [/INST] I got 8/24 205's. I'm up 18% on the year since I stopped doing hardcore FD's so I am going to stick to my guns.
[INST] Hey [/INST] Oh boy if you and the rest of WSB are in on this I better close out on my tiny profit before ER is released.
[INST] Mind explaining why you chose a bunch of deep OTM puts instead of 1 or 2 ATM/ITM puts? [/INST] As long as “money” is part of the acronym, I can’t lose.
[INST] Word. I don’t even invest (yet), i’m just subbed for the shitposts. As soon as the news alert popped up on my phone, I had to come here and check out the reactions. I knew people would be losing their shit. Not that this isn’t pretty crazy, though. From an outsider’s perspective, seems like Musk’s been ro...
[INST] it's just as hard to be wrong all the time as it is to be right all the time [/INST] This is fucking brilliant.
[INST] yea. its up huge. how are you at only a 1 bagger? [/INST] I'm in and out of them all the time. This one a bought a little high but it's working
[INST] You telling me sending and receiving unsolicited dick picks isnt your number one reason for using it? Ok fag. [/INST] Yo add me real quick dawg ^^^^no ^^^^^homo
[INST] Wow pandora looks mad dece [/INST] What's your thesis for Pandora?
[INST] It would mean they need to pay $420 per share to whoever they borrowed the stock from. Since that would be an ATH it would mean a big loss for all shorts before any hedges are taken into account (you can short and also hold far OTM calls or whatever in case something nuts like this happens). [/INST] Wow, so it ...
[INST] is it insider trading if I tweet at him $TSLA is secretly run by Clinton until Trump does something that dumps their stock [/INST] Damn that's a good idea
[INST] Nice work [/INST] Kinda bummed I didn't hold onto all 100 contracts but it worked out pretty well anyway.
[INST] I know a step dad who did this because he wanted to fuck his step daughters. [/INST] I knew this was getting too wholesome for WSB
[INST] $TSLA to $2 by EOY [/INST] Thanks Jim Chanos
[INST] WTF is a share? [/INST] You never buy shares of calls or puts? Fuckin noob
[INST] I won't kill myself. But I won't not think about it. [/INST] me_irl
[INST] lol daddy Elon is about to get Shkreli'd [/INST] you fucks are retarded. he gave you one last chance to cover and now you're fucked.
[INST] As if Elon fucks with the east coast [/INST] Yeah seriously lmao Tesla is based in Cali, no? That's not even weird.
[INST] it's the UK. watching a former colony become the largest economy in the world not once, but twice (US, now china) has got to be triggering af [/INST] The UK never should’ve sold. They’re basically that dumbass who sold 10% of apple when it was worth nothing.
[INST] Moonshot. 400 incoming [/INST] Straight to Mars as Elon launches on a SpaceX rocket to go outside SEC jurisdiction
[INST] How do you setup stoploss on robinhood? [/INST] Can't on options
[INST] Why do this? Peer reviews exist for exactly this reason so what's the upside? Can you weasel more grant money out of people in the short amount of time before people start calling BS? [/INST] You get recognition in the short term and you just kinda fade away in the long term.
[INST] Interesting, I would think the whole peer review process would make this rather useless. You're going to get called out on your BS. [/INST] Eventually. Key word is eventually. You'll still make some waves regardless.
[INST] You can say that again [/INST] His other $3 is in penny stocks.
[INST] 'What's reddit' is the only appropriate response when asked about Reddit. [/INST] You've been on WSB? 'No, haha, what's even reddit'
[INST] People love mass produced shit that's claimed to be handmade. [/INST] Crazy
[INST] Trading halted just now. :) [/INST] this aged well!
[INST] It already was announced [/INST] Where?? I'm literally on their conference call and no one has even talked!
[INST] Just deposit more? [/INST] Might have to deposit more tomorrow.
[INST] You think it will see that big an increase? Lol [/INST] Why not?
[INST] I've got January calls so it's still not that bad but yea what a bummer. [/INST] I had Jan $120s, had them for months, sold for breakeven a bit ago, going to be rocky until next year
[INST] Fuck it, bought a contract at 10 for $.71. I don't think I've actually made any money on a single option play yet, so sorry if I jinxed your gainz. [/INST] I got in at 0.74
[INST] What about the guy with 100k puts :/ [/INST] more like 0k USD Now :(
[INST] Right? I'd agree if it were like, FB, TWTR, and SNAP, But GOOG is not a communication company. Unless youre counting Google+ which noone has used in like 10 years. [/INST] Its an autistically screeching company at best.
[INST] Yeah seriously lmao Tesla is based in Cali, no? That's not even weird. [/INST] This just in, CNBC is fucking retarded. More at 11.
[INST] Fake News. My first options buy was an OTM $MU FD call which ended up expiring, and I've learned nothing. [/INST] You learned what loss is didn’t you?
[INST] i wanna be the first person to tell you that you are wrong #to the moon [/INST] Ah, I only had a small position. I still hurts though, brings back FB memories. I shouldn’t play tech earning, I’m too old to understand that stuff.
[INST] As in they have a dedicated team of people that u can chat to at any time that provide technical assistance eg w the interface or not understanding why certain things have gone wrong [/INST] RH definitely doesn’t have that. Sounds very useful
[INST] I’m poor man :( [/INST] Me too.
[INST] SNAP MISSED EARNINGS HOW DID THE PRICE GO UP??? [/INST] They didn‘t miss, they beat estimates lol. DAU declined though.
[INST] Yeh their business model is still ass and they’re still hemorrhaging cash so it’s reasonable to think they’ll retest $13 at some point [/INST] Looks like call holders wet dream tomorrow. but won't know till tomorrow's opening. edit: shit might trade red in AH lol...
[INST] I want to see who wins [/INST] rip puts
[INST] Natural selection relates to biological fitness, so long as you had/have potential to breed you passed. [/INST] .... No
[INST] the hype is dying now [/INST] yeah i sold for +13000
[INST] I may be retarded, but the idea of Tesla going private tops any retardedness I may lay claim to. [/INST] Its an idea worthy of this subreddit. That is to say, it is extremely retarded.
[INST] If $DIS drops to 100 I'm liquidating everything and selling my wife to go all in [/INST] Does she make decent tendies?
[INST] Ya rip [/INST] When 450k WMT guy went in on 100k puts I knew this was going green because it was written in the stars. Joking aside it'll be interesting to see how it opens and holds through out the day tomorrow.
[INST] -.14 vs -.17 my puts hurt [/INST] But... how?
[INST] I mean, the company confirmed that the tweet was legitimate. He might get sued but that doesn't mean anything honestly. [/INST] I mean he is the CEO and the Chairman of the board of the company. His tweets are just as legitimate as anything coming officially from the company.
[INST] Bahaha what a strategy. Announce your preference on Twitter, get the entire stock halted on the exchange, and then publish your letter where you announce your hopes that the board will go along with you when it comes time to vote??? Like actually what the fuck. [/INST] Considering the board voted for the ...
[INST] my instinct was to buy puts, i am an idiot, so i bought calls instead. will check in tomorrow with results. [/INST] congrats, guess it pays to be a self aware idiot
[INST] Comparing GM and Ford to Toyota... not quite shit to chocolate comparison, but Toyota is on a different level. Toyota made more money than GM and Ford last year. Combined. [/INST] Yeah, and Tesla made none. So for it to be on any of their level is a reminder that strict valuations don't really enter into ...
[INST] Oh, right. That was mine. No worries, pal. You'll be good. Lots of panic selling when it comes back and the price will be all over the place. [/INST] Ayyyyyy
[INST] My dd on AVGO is that I am long. So you should be long too. 4 Oct 19th calls for $230 and adding each time it dips. AVGO undervalued AF. [/INST] Yeah, avg price Target is like $250+ Got 10 $220 Jan calls at cost basis around $17.85 Down over $1k currently Had other calls I sold for profit of...
[INST] > turn the company around KEK the 3 employees are looting the printer right now for ink cartridges [/INST] If they take the black ink it's probably worth more than their salary
[INST] nice [/INST] nice
[INST] ~~He sent a company-wide email about it before tweeting.~~ The email came afterward. [/INST] Wait are you serious?? If that’s true then that’s actually an SEC violation
[INST] plus Saudi, Tencent, and Fidelity will all be onboard. So another 15% or so in the bag. [/INST] missed prince trowe