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### Comment: That makes sense but how did he know? Was it like a supernatural thing? ### REPLY: They have a telepathic connection? Haven't seen it in a while. The whole movie is trippy. ### END.
### Comment: Wait until you're in the red tho ### REPLY: it's not a meme until you sell ### END.
### Comment: No u ### REPLY: no mu ### END.
### Comment: Thanks, glad it'll go up 15% on Monday. ### REPLY: YUUUUUUUURP ### END.
### Comment: Profit is profit ### REPLY: he needs someone to talk to instead of a bank account ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: No I'm a fggt and pre 2005 was the golden years for Honda dependency ### REPLY: 2002 Honda Civic reporting in ### END.
### Comment: Nigga you know there is a some Morgan Stanley fags monitoring and laughing at the wsb meltdown over MU. ### REPLY: Lol. Can confirm. ### END.
### Comment: He rebought at the top, sold the bottom, are you blind? ### REPLY: If there was any 'selling' you can't be broke. ### END.
### Comment: Marty has an all-in play in MU and if I found a high conviction play I’d do the same thing. I respect Marty for going in on what he believes in. I’m cash cause I’m a little gun-shy since Feb. Will be all in margin on a market correction, or AAPL sub 172.5. ### REPLY: I feel that another correction incoming but I agree with you. I still remember Feb and March pain. Have to trade conservatively from now. Else I am not only losing my profit, it will be my real dough. ### END.
### Comment: Or 3 figures ### REPLY: This is also true ☝ ### END.
### Comment: I hear ya and agreed , it’s a POS. As for liquidity and options chains are crap it’s why I’ve only put on a few ratio diag put spread so far... otherwise I’ll be selling calls and buying puts in dozens... As for exit maybe cut some of it in stack of 1000 with limit order assuming commissions is low? Edit: looking at market depth it really is a piece of crap ### REPLY: I'm on IB so commission on shares is .001 per share and .5 per contract. Im being very reluctant to cover when im 18% off my cost basis lol ### END.
### Comment: It's a pretty tasty fruit. They make good smoothies. ### REPLY: I drink that shit every single morning. Yogurt Milk Banana Blackberries 🤤 ### END.
### Comment: Man I really think this shit gonna soar netflix style tbh. Im debating on yoloing like 5k on august calls. Might just yolo on margin. ### REPLY: Do it. This is the last dip before lift off. ### END.
### Comment: Japan has a real problem with overworking their employees. This is well known. So the problem probably isn't lazy workers so much as insane Japanese work/life expectations. ### REPLY: That too, but the difference is significant, not a measly percent or two. I've worked in and seen enough production/fabrication shops/plants to know that the average American worker isn't some brimming example of efficiency and hard work. ### END.
### Comment: AMD and TWTR calls I got on sale and stayed greedy. And then after the tariff announcement, I couldn't sell em for shit. ### REPLY: Well there is your problem. Twitter absolutely SUCKS ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, tried not to think about messing with FDs. ### REPLY: Post results at closing ### END.
### Comment: I was still under the impression that it was still all Polish work over there. ### REPLY: The big car manufacturers are one of the best paying employers in germany, you wont get a job there unless you have very good grades. ### END.
### Comment: I wonder what broker did it. ### REPLY: Col Mustard with the candlestick in the library. ### END.
### Comment: Wsb shitposting during a meeting. Incredible ### REPLY: Is there any other way? ### END.
### Comment: guess i've been leveled ### REPLY: I have triple autism ### END.
### Comment: At that point, is it possible the government could prop up Tesla? I do think their contribution to transforming the energy grid are quite important. ### REPLY: Government could, but that’s worst case scenario. In a bailout situation, shareholders probably get nothing, government and creditors own everything. ### END.
### Comment: Speak for yourself ### REPLY: I am ALL one of those kids on this glorious day ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: It's Friday, so you kinda have to. ### REPLY: i-i'm clearly an autist. ### END.
### Comment: Hard ### REPLY: actually soft. if you ask how big something is from 1-10. 10 would be the biggest obv ### END.
### Comment: AMD was penny stock 2 years ago ### REPLY: But AMD has Sue Bae your argument is invalid ### END.
### Comment: >He's on to us! Run boys! You get over here. Me, my crowbar, & a few of mine buddies want to have a word with you. ### REPLY: Is *crowbar* a euphemism for cock? If so I want in too ... ### END.
### Comment: IV vs. HV and covering your options with equity stakes for when shit dont play out. ### REPLY: i'm hiv negative, so buy IQ calls then? ### END.
### Comment: I'm pretty sure I heard about $IQ from this sub and my entry average was like $23 ### REPLY: You are among the minority. Take profit while you still can ### END.
### Comment: Wouldn't be suprised if tsla started making more money on tours than selling cars ### REPLY: Even if tours are free they will make more money out of them. ### END.
### Comment: Cause everyone is a #entrepreneur #investor #financialindependence ### REPLY: “I don’t know how y’all do that 9-5 shit” 1 ITM AMD contract ### END.
### Comment: Chevy is known for their reliability, right? ### REPLY: Compared to a foreign made vehicle, or a Ford Coffin? These are two very different things. ### END.
### Comment: Just put 3000 in on 250 7/27 calls ### REPLY: I said 2-3 months, bitch ### END.
### Comment: near expiration, out of the money ### REPLY: What if it's ATM? ### END.
### Comment: I got nothing on the timeline. I'm still holding my original position. ### REPLY: Cool cool, same here. But let's say you have some spare cash burning a hole in your pocket..... Say 10 - 20k. More FREJP? Hmmmm? ### END.
### Comment: I’d wait a little bit to see what happens with this trade war bullshit first...maybe walk it in in small batches, but I wouldn’t straight dump 50K at once. ### REPLY: But then it won't be $50 ### END.
### Comment: -10% on Monday confirmed It's the MU way ### REPLY: Well it’s down another $0.30 AH, sounds right. ### END.
### Comment: [/u/haupt91 IRL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCIh8QPaha0) ### REPLY: yeaaaaa! ### END.
### Comment: Can u explain this to a noob, if you own 100 shares you write a call, the premium goes to you? ### REPLY: Yes. ### END.
### Comment: some people like to gamble. Better than putting it on the baccarat table. ### REPLY: This is very, very true. Unfortunately, statistically speaking his odds are better on that table. But! I'm with you. Feels better when you do it yourself. ### END.
### Comment: [bidu](https://i.imgur.com/4mWGid2.jpg) [adbe](https://i.imgur.com/Y2qmw6d.jpg) ### REPLY: Christ dude ### END.
### Comment: Classic gamblers' fallacy. I like it. ### REPLY: Make it back like by working at a job. ### END.
### Comment: NOW ### REPLY: you don't gotta yell man he just wants to know the ticker ### END.
### Comment: ETrade was down at 9:30 and cucked me hardcore. Had my finger on the button to sell MU FDs and I lost 3G because of them. ### REPLY: Sue ### END.
### Comment: I mean it had a massive Doji at peak. Then a hanging man candle where you could literally watch it run out of steam and than it dumped the next day. Today was obvious if you’ve ever see. A candle stick chart. Its risky to bet against momentum but this is a classic running outta steam chart on such a quick runup. ### REPLY: Lol, “but technical analysis is bullshit” - every fundamentals investor ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I started looking at salaries and it doesn't seem like I'd necessarily make more that route. I live in a low COL area so 90k isnt bad ### REPLY: Are you planning on transitioning to trading to make a living to get away from engineering? ### END.
### Comment: Are you? ### REPLY: You're the one who thinks 'market makers' are stealing your tendies ### END.
### Comment: were you in a coma for the last 10 years? why would you put any money near blackberry ### REPLY: They essentially switched industries a couple years ago and are b2b ### END.
### Comment: do it for daddy ### REPLY: it's one of wizdaddy's plays? lol ok. ### END.
### Comment: Lolollollllllllloloollllll sure ### REPLY: he was being sarcastic ### END.
### Comment: At the analyst day the cfo basically said the share price was too low so they were going to do buybacks now instead of divs ### REPLY: Well it doesn't have to be all one or the other, and i agree a buyback is more potent to true shareholder value at the current valuation. I mean to say a dividend would force it to be valued by the div yield. I would think whatever div they give the price would move so yield is 3-5% ### END.
### Comment: Dave & Busters really figured this thing out! ### REPLY: The money keeps moving... ### END.
### Comment: I saw this on TSLA today, the 342.5 call was cheaper than 340 but the 345 was more expensive. Somehow 342 was cheaper than the below and above both ### REPLY: That could have been people liquidating and running over the market makers if that was a popular contract. ### END.
### Comment: You know what that means, right? Elon browses WSB ### REPLY: Elon is probably the one that gilded him for his brilliance. ### END.
### Comment: the tariffs are a populist move to help the republicans retain the senate in nov elections. There are far more MURICAns than soybean farmers. ### REPLY: The thing is that these dow companies all heavily lobby congress, congress will pressure him before too long or he will lose Republican support. ### END.
### Comment: #metoo ### REPLY: this still gets me everytime. especially whenever the letters are really big ### END.
### Comment: To laugh at retards nuking their accounts but then you gaze too long into the abyss... ### REPLY: The abyss then gazed back into you... ### END.
### Comment: China bears are irrationally exuberant. “Hehe china going to zero hehe” China aint going nowhere. ### REPLY: You mean exu*bear*ant? ### END.
### Comment: Holy fuck.....youre crazy. Good luck but that is very close exp ### REPLY: How is that crazy? It was literally at $60 yesterday. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks for your informative comment. It has been logged and will be reviewed. Bleep bloop I’m a bot or some shit. ### REPLY: This guy is going to live in a VAN BY DOWN THE RIVER!!!! ### END.
### Comment: Probably thinks it's another mistress. Miss Managing ### REPLY: that would be Miss Maganizsky ### END.
### Comment: Youre a cuck, bro. ### REPLY: You're a jackass for using the word 'cuck'. ### END.
### Comment: How does one blabber out of their asshole? Asking for a friend ### REPLY: i think it's kind of like a shart, but with more butt-cheek slapping ### END.
### Comment: Good luck on getting that divorce ASAP. Also the fact that she has the kids on the weekend I’m assuming will start to make your kids feel like she’s the “fun parent” (depending on how your kids perceive both of you) ### REPLY: She gets one weekend day. I made clear if I didn’t get a weekend day, I’d hire every lawyer I needed to make it happen or ruin us both. Anyhow, I’m the fun parent that lets them play with robots, tools and buy FDs on their own trading accounts. Something for everyone at my house. ### END.
### Comment: [uhh](https://i.imgur.com/HjDZIcX.jpg) ### REPLY: i think he has a butter fetish ### END.
### Comment: Damn you win, so sorry man - hope you make it back and more. ### REPLY: All good. The market gives, the market takes. ### END.
### Comment: Nothing more intense than betting the line on a Kent State vs. C. Michigan game... ### REPLY: Ahh man, that Antonio Brown game against Ball State in 2009. What a classic! I get a dopamine rush just thinking about it how much I made that night! Unfortunately, after that I realized had a gambling problem so I switched to OTM options trading, and I've never felt better! Thanks WSB! ### END.
### Comment: Don’t double down that’s a horrible idea. Why would you give that advice? Find another call option, or even a put. Fuck double down. ### REPLY: Sure. buy puts while they’re expensive and get fucked both ways. Good advice. ### END.
### Comment: [Pascal's Wager.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager) ### REPLY: That was a nice review. Phil. of Reg. 215 was a long time ago. Thanks. ### END.
### Comment: Is this DiCaprio? ### REPLY: It's Alex Jones dumbass ### END.
### Comment: This is what we've become ### REPLY: Wednesday my dudes. ### END.
### Comment: Not just the childmen, but the childwomen and childchildren, too! ### REPLY: I hate them! ### END.
### Comment: Wow what a heterosexual non fag good job mods. ### REPLY: You have it all wrong. If he's doing a good job he's a fag. ### END.
### Comment: You can't tell me I'm not a people. ### REPLY: There are but only two genders. Left, and right handed people. ### END.
### Comment: Don't you get a tax deduction for buying a 100% electric car? ### REPLY: [You used to get a $7500 incentive, but that goes away after Tesla has sold 200,000 units, which they project to do before the end of 2018.](https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-federal-tax-credit-model-3/) So if you want that incentive you better pull the trigger literally right now. ### END.
### Comment: Sixteen thousand upvotes, eighty comments. 🤔 ### REPLY: M A R K E T M A N I P U L A T I O N ### END.
### Comment: POS questrade won't let me trade faggy Ds. What gives?! ### REPLY: You need Robinhood pro-weekend version ### END.
### Comment: #FIRST OF ALL, HIS NAME IS GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NICKNAME, BIG POPPA PUMP TRUMP. REMEMBER, HE'S PRETTY MUCH RESPONSIBLE FOR US GETTING HERETO THIS AWESOME ECONOMY. OTHERWISE WE WOULD HAVE HAD 'IQ HAS INFORMATION LEADING TO HILLARY'S ARREST' HILLARY CLINTON ### REPLY: Fuck you and this terrible 'joke' Can mods pls ban? ### END.
### Comment: Unload the toad ### REPLY: One lily pad at a time ### END.
### Comment: So it's the Chinese Youtube? Fuck it, I'm buying more. ### REPLY: The Chinese YouTube is called Tudou. ### END.
### Comment: 0.39/quarter ### REPLY: Apple pays more, heck even Australian share companies like bhp pay more ### END.
### Comment: Both. I switch positions about 3-4 times a day covering gains and playing pullbacks. ### REPLY: What leverage and stocks do you usually trade? ### END.
### Comment: Weak hand insurance ### REPLY: 😂 ### END.
### Comment: I was hoping you were trying to be cheeky and use the negative sign to subtract the cost to show wins. ### REPLY: I havent sold yet so maybe this week will be different. Like 50 cent always says, get rich or die cryin' ### END.
### Comment: Where the big boy money is made ### REPLY: This is a strictly big boy operation ### END.
### Comment: He needs to start spending some time on this sub, get some perspective on where his priorities really **should be.** ### REPLY: MU ### END.
### Comment: It's in the shop again ### REPLY: Never left the shop. ### END.
### Comment: When I read AMD and NVDA I almost fell down laughing. May he YOLO trade forever in heaven and/or hell. ### REPLY: Don’t forget rad ### END.
### Comment: Or did he say it with an -er sound? ### REPLY: Yes. The funny part was that the first time he said it, two black HR folks scheduled a meeting to tell him not to say it. And during that meeting he said it again, and then got fired lol. What an idiot ### END.
### Comment: Risky. Talc litigation is killing them. For every dollar they pay to a plaintiff they pay 2 to their lawyers. ### REPLY: Downfall of many company was a powdered vagina ### END.
### Comment: implying coworker failed at his job or what? ### REPLY: Either he let the principal get hurt or he let the man overdose and took to long to get help. Or maybe the guy got homesick. ### END.
### Comment: What if trump tweets and therefore tech decides to sell off? ### REPLY: Hmmmm more IQ otm calls ### END.
### Comment: But she covered Micron FOREVER, she must actually know what she's talking about /s ### REPLY: Just like Cramer has been a MU bull forever ### END.
### Comment: It stays irrational for a long time ### REPLY: Get a hot one now. Time is never a woman's friend. ### END.
### Comment: > super-safe 10-20% yield This is how you spot someone who started investing in 2016 or later. ### REPLY: lol, it's true Before this year I just watched my 401k grow exponentially for the last 6 years I think I got here just in time to lose everything on one bad trade in the next few weeks, wish me luck! ### END.
### Comment: What Bob said. But also show us your puts or STFU ### REPLY: Im not buyin jack shit on a stonk with 100% volitility u dumpster fuck ### END.
### Comment: no take backsies ### REPLY: But rh told me I had 30 days ### END.
### Comment: It can when the global market is artificially restricted by the government. ### REPLY: After all platforms get cloned, content will reign supreme. Too difficult to lock down the infrastructure. Well NK did, but at great cost. I like the short term outlook though. ### END.
### Comment: WSB has autism but CNBC has Down's syndrome. ### REPLY: This times a million. ### END.