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### Comment: Still 0.09 better than me lol got a few at 1.14 and averaged down to 1.10. It'll jump 6% in under a month..right? ### REPLY: Idk man I closed out all of my positions except for QQQ 177 6/29 puts. Down 5000 dollars in a week. Fuck Trump. ### END.
### Comment: Greatly depressed ### REPLY: Bigly depressed ### END.
### Comment: Not sure if there are small enough pixels but can try ### REPLY: ENHANCE ### END.
### Comment: I can’t even afford that. Account be negative. I can’t get a margin call if my phone is off right? ### REPLY: Easy fix. Walk to the worst part of your town, preferably around 1 PM when people are just waking up there, and then yell the N word at the top of your lungs. ### END.
### Comment: Probably the best use of this meme I've ever seen ### REPLY: I am bleeding, making me the victor. ### END.
### Comment: Don't let your memes be dreams Chosen One. ### REPLY: WeeeeooooWeeeeoooo ### END.
### Comment: It would've gone up then ### REPLY: wish he had taken one for the team. RIP 7/20 $45 call ### END.
### Comment: Why did they chew you out? ### REPLY: cuz theyre usually scams ### END.
### Comment: It already hit -5% today ### REPLY: I just don’t see it hitting previous quarter low but who knows. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, they overdubbed a movie called, 'Savage Killers' and added some new scenes with Oedenkirk. I was disappointed they never did a sequel. ### REPLY: I thought they dubbed tiger and crane fist? ### END.
### Comment: Trade war doesn’t change the fundamentals or growth of IQ. Hold ### REPLY: It does though, trade war slows down Chinese’s economy and affectseverything. ### END.
### Comment: Snap is going straight in the trash with Vine ### REPLY: Disagree. Comments just like yours were made about Twitter a year ago. Snap has positioned itself alongside Apple in terms of being the ultimate winner in AR. Financials don’t show it yet, and they usually don’t (re: Twitter). ### END.
### Comment: 2 SHOP calls killing me. Hold until they expire worthless. ### REPLY: I'm thinking of buying more shares today once it bottoms out. ### END.
### Comment: Start chugging with your asshole and you'll never have to worry about that again. ### REPLY: New solutions beget new problems. Where are my clean pants? ### END.
### Comment: :) ### REPLY: : ) ### END.
### Comment: What the fuck is broadcast.com ### REPLY: Exactly. Cuban sold it to Yahoo for 6 B in the late 90s. Now that is salesmanship!!! It was supposed to be internet radio... ### END.
### Comment: > beaver was eating a tree For starters, you're horny. ### REPLY: if you still think of trees after you masturbate congrats you have the big gay ### END.
### Comment: At least you have 52% left ### REPLY: i got $1000 on no ### END.
### Comment: Now we’re talking :) ### REPLY: /r/frugal_jerk ### END.
### Comment: These days whenever I remember that first tweet, I get irrationally angry ### REPLY: Is that your secret? Are you always angry? ### END.
### Comment: We keep finding new bottoms every five minutes ### REPLY: grindr profile or ban ### END.
### Comment: Seriously. You cannot make this shit up. These fucking idiots will probably still find a way blame Hillary or Obama for this. ### REPLY: Whataboutism is pretty much all Trump supporters are capable of ### END.
### Comment: I added the /s(arcasm) sign. I honestly can’t believe Netflix isn’t dropping with their high PE. It stays fairly steady despite being overpriced. ### REPLY: > It stays fairly steady despite being overpriced. FOMO bagholders. Wait 2 weeks, buy IQ, hold for at least a year. ### END.
### Comment: No, the American MAGA voters get laid off and get replaced by EU socialist fags. MEUGA! ### REPLY: Make Germany Great Again. ### END.
### Comment: Could be, but I'm holding shares and not really worried. Just bought my calls back at $54. Sell-off is overblown. ### REPLY: Edit: Plz send lube. ### END.
### Comment: Link? ### REPLY: Time in the market is better than timing the market? ### END.
### Comment: New Netflix hasn't hit $100 yet you're thinking of Netflix Classic. ### REPLY: I love Nintendo classic ### END.
### Comment: AMD ### REPLY: AMD can go fuck itself ### END.
### Comment: US stocks are down too. Or is this some subtle way to showcase your autism? ### REPLY: No I’m confused what motivated all these people to take such long positions in Chinese stocks when there’s no positive end in sight for China at this point. Shit nevermind. I just realized what sub this is. Carry on, homos. ### END.
### Comment: What's dates for V? I'm hoping this is a temporary overreaction. ### REPLY: $140 7/20 ### END.
### Comment: My guess is most of WSB is under 35, which is the minimum age for a pres. ### REPLY: I'd vote for any of the gay retards here before I vote for Trump. ### END.
### Comment: Jeez man. Sad to hear. Hopefully this recovers soon ### REPLY: I've got a little time (Aug expiry) but still, feels bad ### END.
### Comment: You are psychoanalyzing a joke. How does that make you feel? ### REPLY: Retarded as usual ### END.
### Comment: LOL, I still got 2k shares in my IRA. I'm considering selling and locking in my loss. (avg share price 3.20) ### REPLY: 8k shares, avg. share price@3.26 and I feel the same temptation...$10k loss sure beats a $15k loss... ### END.
### Comment: Yup. Should have gotten out last week ### REPLY: So fucking glad I got out then. Selling some of my other calls that are in red now. Cleaning house time. ### END.
### Comment: What strategy is 'buy a shitload of calls?' ### REPLY: The only one ### END.
### Comment: Sure, but you also need them to maintain your prices cheap. You're not going to be better off not buying from China. ### REPLY: Manufacturing has been shifting to other places with lower labor costs. The trend probably jusy got expedited because of tariff talks. ### END.
### Comment: This is such a nice online autism support group. ### REPLY: Some people pay way more for treatment, therapy, and buying fake friends. This might just be +ev sub. ### END.
### Comment: You’ve been waiting for the day to be right. 👏👏 ### REPLY: I bought my puts at 17. Im up 230% and was never negative. Been right the whole time bud ### END.
### Comment: My $45 7/6 JD calls are going to go back up, surely. ### REPLY: 😂 ### END.
### Comment: I wouldn't go into Tech right now, if anything I would go into the Dow or SPY ### REPLY: Nah time to put all the chips in chips. ### END.
### Comment: I've got a lot of different calls out for 7/20 and I'm just holding onto them because they're all down like 90% anyway. All that's left to lose is my pride. ### REPLY: Honestly was considering asking about this, both my MU 7/20s (65 and 70 lololol) are down 90%. There is no reason to sell them, right? I mean just hold at least for a few more weeks to see what happens? ### END.
### Comment: New solutions beget new problems. Where are my clean pants? ### REPLY: In the drawer where mummy put them ### END.
### Comment: Minimum wage in my state is 8 dollars so I made about double that. And 1,000 is about 10% of my total wealth , so today I increased my total wealth by 1% while you fags lost 10% of yours. ### REPLY: It would take us all losing 90% to get on your level, well be okay. ### END.
### Comment: Not everyone has a Sugar Daddy. They come in handy... ### REPLY: Can I be your sugar daddy? I'll have you know I have $1000 in my Robinhood account! ### END.
### Comment: I feel like that's the opposite of how it should be but then again I don't know jack shit. ### REPLY: No they’re afraid you’re gonna lose all their money and not pay. US laws dont have juridistion overseas. So Its just them looking out for themselves. ### END.
### Comment: The trick here was to start out poor. I've only lost $200. ### REPLY: Like the trick to affording university is to be old. I paid $444 per semester for SDSU back in the day (late 80s/early 90s). ### END.
### Comment: What got us through the 90s? ### REPLY: rugrats with timmy tommy and chuckie ### END.
### Comment: 140s aren't going to work out. V moves very slow. Like it gains $2/week on a good week. $135s are a better bet. ### REPLY: 170 for september biznatch ### END.
### Comment: the economy is greater than it's ever been before, 4% GDP boi ### REPLY: Wut ### END.
### Comment: Dunno bro! 40? Get puts before FOMO takes hold. Scored a quick buck https://imgur.com/a/TGyeQQC update: https://imgur.com/a/XBbSEk7 guess i'ma sell end of day? or not? hold til thurs? bets? aaannd SOLD turns out i dont have the balls for holding anything with MU. ### REPLY: haha don't feel bad, I just did the same dance this morning -- I managed to make a little too ### END.
### Comment: Yes , do you think this is the end of red days ? ### REPLY: I'm not sure you know how the greeks, specifically Theta works. ### END.
### Comment: It does though, trade war slows down Chinese’s economy and affectseverything. ### REPLY: That’s like saying Chinese tariffs affect the number of active users on Netflix. People are canceling their subscriptions because of tech sell offs ### END.
### Comment: For puts??? ### REPLY: Yeah couple week out. Pull the trigger ### END.
### Comment: I will try this tomorrow. Sold them for 70% gain! ### REPLY: I mean, I do feel like eventually this wonr work and I will lose money, but for now, I do not complain. ### END.
### Comment: The week has just begun. ### REPLY: Fuck don’t say that I’m down $4k should I sell or dig deeper into the crevasse ### END.
### Comment: Does that matter tho tbh ### REPLY: Yes. Check out what the hell Nassim Taleb said about 'lucky idiots'. ### END.
### Comment: Here you go: [proof](http://imgur.com/7zFMu3I) Fuck you I’m a college student I’m broke... I invest what I can ### REPLY: *gamble ### END.
### Comment: Whataboutism is pretty much all Trump supporters are capable of ### REPLY: The coolest thing to do with them is agree that the Clinton foundation was a scheme for pay to play politics and then ask them why they give Trump a pass on that same bullshit. I have yet to get a coherent answer. ### END.
### Comment: People think that millenials cant afford houses today. Wait until their meager portfolios crash and burn. ### REPLY: >$2000 ### END.
### Comment: Dude.... ### REPLY: Would have been nice to have the same person to comment this. ### END.
### Comment: SPORIN ### REPLY: Da na na na na na na ### END.
### Comment: Now I have to go google it ... looks like the movie had two names! No idea why I remember it as Savage Killers. ### REPLY: Now I have to wonder why I remembered it as 'tiger and crane fist.' Take my upvote. ### END.
### Comment: : ) ### REPLY: 8==================D ### END.
### Comment: That's the only thing you're gonna be able to afford to eat if you keep holding. ### REPLY: >actually believing this ### END.
### Comment: To $1400 we go. I’ll pick up a couple more shares for that. ### REPLY: Hahahah not a chance. ### END.
### Comment: T hasn't dipped? ### REPLY: Yeah literally the only green in my portfolio today. Even tho it hasnt dipped today it is pretty beat down and still a great price to get in, imo ### END.
### Comment: Right after the CEO stepped down. Seemed like it was really oversold so i was like ok sure lets buy some ### REPLY: Ughhh I've been watching this one too and didn't pull the trigger. Well done sir. ### END.
### Comment: What blows my mind is that even AFTER microns shitty month, it still falls more than anyone else. funds must be scrambling to get the fuck out. Volume today is insane. ### REPLY: Good riddance ### END.
### Comment: Why would you have Intel calls wtf ### REPLY: everyone said do the opposite of wsb so he bought intel calls instead of mu ### END.
### Comment: Pure technical analysis? ### REPLY: I would say super basic TA, not the tea leaves bullshit lmao. Basically 90% math and layers of 'if else' and then some basic support, resistance, squeeze and wedge. Anything more I find just makes it worse. Theoretically there's probably someone that has mastered using the sum of all variables but for now that just hasn't worked for me. ### END.
### Comment: Comcast profits while the world burns, that sounds about right. ### REPLY: Well even the poor have some kind of digital access ### END.
### Comment: Up to what? ### REPLY: What’s up dog? ### END.
### Comment: I bought calls at the 'bottom' when SPY was down a percent and now am down over 30 percent. Don't be me. Just sit this shitshow out until it becomes slightly less fucking retarded. ### REPLY: I did the same thing.. rip ### END.
### Comment: Some people didn't get vaccinated like the rest of us, so they had cash in their account ### REPLY: Damn their savvy anti-vax parents! ### END.
### Comment: Well you know how people always talk about digging holes to china ### REPLY: Are you saying IQ is going to pop out somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean in the near future? ### END.
### Comment: wish he had taken one for the team. RIP 7/20 $45 call ### REPLY: If you're Ripping your 45, then I'm absolutely fucked with my 55c ### END.
### Comment: Don't you understand? We will send our apples, flour, cinnamon and sugar to China. They'll mix the ingredients with gutter oil and rat juice to thin it out a bit, then throw it together in a freezer and send em back. We bake it, slap a Made in America sticker on, then ride into the sunset (well, walk, cause ain't nobody want to deal with anal leakage on a horse). ### REPLY: Mmmmmm, anal leakage ### END.
### Comment: I hope they have Icees! ### REPLY: THATS A LOT OF NUTS ### END.
### Comment: That reminds me, someone needs to take on the Dow 25,000 no fap torch. ### REPLY: I could, but only because I got an anal fissure and doctor said no poping the cork for 6 weeks. Doctor's orders isn't quite the same as doing it myself. ### END.
### Comment: Cambell soup vs TVIX, which would win? ### REPLY: TVIX all day ### END.
### Comment: Jacking off is the only thing I have left. ### REPLY: There's a reason I didn't volunteer ### END.
### Comment: Right? They set it up so well ### REPLY: Those were actually all deleted scenes from the movie, the trailer was a joke. ### END.
### Comment: Jesus Fucking Christ ### REPLY: [My current investment strategy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc-IswG3w) Edit: Campbells up 10% lol ### END.
### Comment: Yes ### REPLY: I mean, largest single day point drop in history, multiple corrections in a 6 month time span, economic tariffs, oil prices skyrocketing. May as well be headed there. ### END.
### Comment: Eenie meenie minie mo...I wonder where my glove will go? ### REPLY: This one got me lmao ### END.
### Comment: I fed my dog RIP IQ ### REPLY: You can order the physical paper of the stock or contract and eat those? ### END.
### Comment: 13.50 ### REPLY: If it gets that low I'll throw $30k in it. ### END.
### Comment: Make Germany Great Again. ### REPLY: Nigh Is Great Germany Again ### END.
### Comment: Penis Butter and Jizz ### REPLY: Fag ### END.
### Comment: Why 1988? He had already turned his 40 million inheritance to several times that amount by then. Edit: This just in, if /r/investinglaw liquidated his assets and invested everything in April, 2009, he would have more money than he does now. ### REPLY: Literally anyone doing hat would have more money than now. No one has a magic crystal ball that predicts crashes tho ### END.
### Comment: That's not how FOMO works. Buying AMD over 17 is not FOMO, you had already missed out. It's like showing up to Taco Tuesday on a Friday because you wished you had got you some cheap tacos 3 days prior. Your best option right now is to cut your losses and throw all your money into puts so the stock will go back up. ### REPLY: Stahp, I'm still so raw ### END.
### Comment: Right... but it is def luck. Or is your argument that HD knew back when they started planning a year ago to offshore that they would be hit with 30% EU tarrifs? Maybe i misunderstood. IMO its very lucky they had this plan already in motion and now get to use tariffs as an excuse ### REPLY: You're not getting it. They started building the plant because they were moving production offshore because it's cheaper anyway. Trump doing the tariffs is merely an excuse other than 'we want more money.' ### END.
### Comment: yeah, good call. I'm trying and failing in that regard. I've been panic buying puts all day in hopes of recuperating all my losses... probably not the smartest move. I could see the market going green tomorrow b/c the entire market is conspiring against me. That's definitely it. ### REPLY: In that case can you buy more puts? I panic bought some calls today and I'm about $100 loss away from a margin call.. Edit: Thanks fam ### END.
### Comment: Why are my eyes blue? ### REPLY: Because you know the trade war will cool down Else, I'll see you in Fallout : Earth or in the Army ### END.
### Comment: Calls that expire soon, doubling in value by 2020 🤔 ### REPLY: zero = zero * 2 ### END.
### Comment: Prepare yourself for the apocalypse ### REPLY: I can't even prepare myself for work in the morning. ### END.
### Comment: Hey yo’ wazzup!! ### REPLY: Shit, chillin. What's good? ### END.
### Comment: You mean Pilbo Baggins? ### REPLY: UGUUUUU ### END.
### Comment: He’s not wrong. She’s one of the worst legislators we have. Complete idiot. ### REPLY: She's a testament to the difficulty of ousting an incumbent. Watch any video where she's being interviewed or giving a speech then check out how long she has been in office and you'll know what I mean. ### END.