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### Comment: Tesla is American ### REPLY: Op refers to different kinds of options. ### END.
### Comment: I don't shop at grocery stores that don't have this. Fuck waiting like 15 minutes for a slow ass checker to scan my items and very slowly and shittily bag them. ### REPLY: Old people avoid them like the plague because they don't know how to use them, it's fucking brilliant. ### END.
### Comment: At this point I will do anything to make back some money.... ANYTHING ### REPLY: Well I’ve got this dick that needs sucking ### END.
### Comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8q64c7/round_3_msft_entering_by_zone/ ### REPLY: It's deleted anyone here have the text? ### END.
### Comment: It was. ### REPLY: Because Belize doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US. I so wanted to see what would have happened if he won the Libertarian nomination while still being banned from the US. ### END.
### Comment: Oo mr I can afford 4G over here ### REPLY: He didn't have any $IQ calls. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck you and this terrible 'joke' Can mods pls ban? ### REPLY: No u ### END.
### Comment: Individual retail is always the dumb unsophisticated money. ### REPLY: https://www.google.com/search?q=sarcasm ### END.
### Comment: I think financials are long term holds. I don't see much reason for quick plays there. Any money I'd put in the bank I throw into BAC. ### REPLY: 6 months ago BAC was $29.88. It's now $29.99. Plenty of YOLO's out there, but I really don't think banks are where it's at. ### END.
### Comment: Sin stocks do well during downturns so buy now while things are still relatively not fucked I drink Coors Light because I'm a peasant ### REPLY: Have an upvote in hopes you can sell your reddit monies to buy a real beer. People want to allow asylum seekers into this country when we have our own drinking fucking Coors. #prayforblueknightjoe ### END.
### Comment: As a white man, these crackas be clownin ### REPLY: God damn crackas! Giving us recklessly gambling white folk a bad name! ### END.
### Comment: Was my first thought as well. Problem is that the drinks get warmer the longer you wait for the price to increase. ### REPLY: i'd just bring a cooler with some ice as an investment. ### END.
### Comment: This. I can't wait for the day every single burger flipper is replaced by attractive submissive female androids like in Westworld. Or kiosks. I don't care. 99% of them are bitter lazy pieces of shit. ### REPLY: Hard to find pride in your work when you make minimum wage.. Been there before, the difference between people who stay and those who move on is that some use it as a stepping stone and others it's a final resting place... RIP mimimum wage workers ### END.
### Comment: In ‘99 Bill was boinking interns in the White House. ### REPLY: Ol' Slick Willy ### END.
### Comment: Open a bar next to that one that is empty and only sells calls and puts on drinks on the other one. Contracts are for 100 drinks ### REPLY: Lol OTM calls you get Burnetts ### END.
### Comment: But really, Brussells? ### REPLY: i thought it was Bruges? EDIT: yeah it’s 100% Bruges ### END.
### Comment: There are no tendies like homemade ones made by your mom though... :( ### REPLY: I too enjoy the taste of your mom's tendies ### END.
### Comment: > He texted me Friday and said he's coming back home and the job's over. I don't have anything to prove it l o l ### REPLY: Here's screenshots from my texts. https://imgur.com/a/sAjQqcF ### END.
### Comment: Tendies are burnt. Incoming depression ### REPLY: They’re not burnt, they’re brûlé ### END.
### Comment: Ya u have two er and by then the buy backs should start to have an effect ### REPLY: >10/19 That is 16 months from now. ### END.
### Comment: “I thought the waz murica” ### REPLY: not since JFK son ### END.
### Comment: It is Phillip mcrevvis calling ### REPLY: Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt. ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: Goodbye. ### END.
### Comment: scored some social justice warrior points with their main user base - the millenials. Company's start pandering to politics once their user base is saturated and they switch away from customer acquisition to customer milking. Easier to do that if you're 'one of them'. Get ready for fee hikes. ### REPLY: Fee hikes are already in process and I’m pretty sure Netflix is going to do a bait and switch, simultaneously creating new content to appease users but slowly dropping the show budgets to maximize profits. ### END.
### Comment: I love how it takes a YouTube documentary trailer for the sub to turn bearish on China stocks. Baba BIDU tencent iq all going to run this year. ### REPLY: How you think they’re gonna run up to lockout 9/25? Trying to gauge my plays here. ### END.
### Comment: Their electric motorcycle in 2019 is their Hail Mary. If that bombs they're headed to the pink sheets. ### REPLY: You think? I ride. My buddies ride. No one really wants an electric bike. They want to rumble and the roar. - Even if it does well, HD business model is all about parts and maintenance (this is why I ride a jap cruiser - all I have to do is change the oil and tires) ### END.
### Comment: Think they would let you do a futures contract during one of the pullbacks? ### REPLY: ALL PUTS ON PBR CALLS ON GUINESS ### END.
### Comment: Literally fucking same. ### REPLY: Exactly the same here also, and pretty much all Chinese calls. ### END.
### Comment: How do you think sonic will play out? ### REPLY: I’m thinking they’ll go down. Yuuuuge runup the last month based on new buyback increases from $160m to $500m and no other financial changes. Sure they have great marketing, but it’s overbought af. Planning on $35 July 20 puts they’re pretty cheap at $1.20 ### END.
### Comment: They also charge out the ass if you sell anything on their site ### REPLY: That’s the thing. If they didnt charge so much on damn selling fees then I wouldn’t mind the occasional loss. Now scumbags on eBay are more prevalent than ever before. ### END.
### Comment: they tank your portfolio ### REPLY: Shit ### END.
### Comment: What strikes do you have for SQ calls? Looking into opening a position as I think it's looking great but don't want to get burned by another random drop like in April.. Will probably buy September or October calls. ### REPLY: Most are December 50 deep ITM + Jan 75. There are some December 65 that I bought at a different point in time. If I was buying in today I'd buy Jan 70 or 75. I think the value of SQ is huge but it may take another quarter or two to really bring it home for investors just how big of a deal the company is. ### END.
### Comment: They deduct the dumbness but I can’t tell if some DDs aren’t wishful thinking. ### REPLY: Its true that a lot of people only want to think hard about the upsides and don't want to think of associated risks. ### END.
### Comment: I would feel safer with V calls too ### REPLY: Effin dat. Sell V puts, then buy V calls. This iz wsb. Not r/options ### END.
### Comment: If you were my client I’d say bend over ### REPLY: Suckering Succatash! ### END.
### Comment: [chart](https://imgur.com/a/4uGNLls) ### REPLY: What the fuck am I looking at? ### END.
### Comment: Agreed. Jans make way more sense (saying this as a guy who bought Octs on Friday). ### REPLY: Its cool. I bought Octs like....a month ago. Fuck me, right? ### END.
### Comment: I second this. You have much better odds playing craps. Place 6 and 8 and make big Field bets. Martingale yourself into 6 figures. I’ve seen people do this in real life. ### REPLY: Field bet is a suckers bet, just play the 6 and 8 and back your bet for the best odds in the house ### END.
### Comment: That was cheap. Try 6B for broadcast.com ### REPLY: What the fuck is broadcast.com ### END.
### Comment: You’re smart. This is actually what I’ve been going by recently. But you also gotta look at what has happened in the past with past earnings reports, that’s the key to success ### REPLY: Key to success lol ### END.
### Comment: Spread? Or naked? ### REPLY: Spread, of course. Takes way too much buying power to sell it naked. Futures aren't looking good, so the 2770 is gonna be worth a lot less at the open. Will probably move down to 2760 or 2755. We'll see.. ### END.
### Comment: Same ### REPLY: Twinsies 😘 ### END.
### Comment: He isn’t a forward thinker, don’t give him that kind of credit. ### REPLY: Don't underestimate the number of people that have to tell him what to do on a daily basis. He's an idiot and one of the most powerful people on the planet. A tool to be wielded. ### END.
### Comment: Shut up nerd ### REPLY: I fucking love this place ### END.
### Comment: Market is very efficient in reacting to news. The magnitude/direction could be wrong or inadequate though. ### REPLY: 'Wrong or inadequate' != efficient ### END.
### Comment: its owns part of alibaba i think. i think its worth exactly what the stake it owns in alibaba or something. ### REPLY: Yahoo owns tumblr iirc ### END.
### Comment: Agreed on none being profitable, but pure did have a profitable Q4 - but probably the result of seasonality. I think the stock price will keep increasing for at least another quarter. Do you see a correction happening in 2018? ### REPLY: Just negative on both. Tintri has shown the path for go it alone IT. ### END.
### Comment: Man, I’m right there with you. Should we just back out and try again? Or supplement with puts? ### REPLY: Considering either - but with IQ its either up and/or down 5% within the first few minutes, so have to choose quickly ### END.
### Comment: Also not a stock. ### REPLY: Yet ### END.
### Comment: He has great hair tho... ### REPLY: So does my ass but only of them does something useful. ### END.
### Comment: Nothing like a guy that gets unbelievably lucky, winning the lottery of timing, to spend the rest of his days giving advice like he's a genius ### REPLY: Lol fewer bankruptcies than trump. ### END.
### Comment: Delta and gamma increase much faster on OTM options? Because that is what I am stating. They continue to be cheaper, causing a lower gain for a lower cost. So even if you get to your strike price, you still would not make as much money over time, sooner or later, as you would with a strike price ATM or ITM. OTM is a lower return for a lower investment even though it is a higher risk of not being reached before expiration. ### REPLY: But why do you think lowered gain, lowered loss? You can buy more of them for the same money invested. So if it goes way in the money with same dollar value buy, you'll make a bunch more with OTM. ### END.
### Comment: i want someone to make a correlation matrix comparing the daily volume of trumps tweets and implied volatility of spy puts ### REPLY: All you need to do is see when he eats Mexican food, and then you know he'll be on the toilet at 5 am throwing shade. ### END.
### Comment: I was looking at Fidelity. ### REPLY: You don’t pay for it until you are leveraging up like a lehman brother ### END.
### Comment: ahhh, I started small after reading up a bit about options. Still am small, but learning the basics and am up a decent amount (percentage wise). ### REPLY: It’s not as good as wallstreetbetsapedia ### END.
### Comment: MAIN, O, LTC, WSR, GOOD, SCM, APLE, GAIN, yah I actually have been doing some DD ### REPLY: Thanks for the list, I'll look into these ### END.
### Comment: You must be new here ### REPLY: No, I’m lamenting the fact that there’s been a massive uptick in pathetic ‘OPTION BOIZ LMAO LETS ALL TALK ABOUT OUR DAY’ bullshit on here over the past year or so ### END.
### Comment: And then you lose a ton of time and resources replacing and retraining burned-out employees every year. ### REPLY: Doesn’t matter. Living on mars. ### END.
### Comment: Your Mom is my weekly ### REPLY: Take your upvote and get outta here chief ### END.
### Comment: That was my strategy from day one, but my eyes glazed over at the unlimited profit potential of buying. I was actually making consistent gains, blew it all. I was like OMG the fundamentals. So undervalued. Now gotta be stuck at autistic day job even longer, I mean get a new one ### REPLY: 30k wouldn't have gotten you out of your day job anyway fag ### END.
### Comment: E ### REPLY: T ### END.
### Comment: Fuck China ### REPLY: Fuck China for real. My tendies may hurt short term but those motherfuckers are stealing US trade secrets in the open. To me, that's war. I don't know what I would do in Trump's position, but being aggressive and calling a spade a spade has to be done. ### END.
### Comment: I'll see you loser on my Tesla yacht ### REPLY: I would buy this ### END.
### Comment: Straddle?? ### REPLY: What's the benefits of a stradlle against say selling a short spread for sideways/bullish bet in NKE faggies? ### END.
### Comment: It'll bottom at $55. ### REPLY: Lol nah dude. You all memed MU too highly and now that we are in the trade wars, everything is crashing down. Probably won't be good until a month or so. If you still have profits then I would liquidate *now* before the anal rape really begins. ### END.
### Comment: So are all of those people selling mortgage back securities too huh ### REPLY: Yes. Despite as butthurt as you all want to be they're all doing fine and made a lot of money doing that. Smart doesn't mean you can't be a piece of shit. ### END.
### Comment: The thing is that that's happening. It all starts with medical ### REPLY: Yeah we are nowhere close to worldwide legalization. ### END.
### Comment: Anyone saying oh 'you can just grow it yourself' has never attempted to grow it and is spewing nonsense. ### REPLY: All my friends who have tried that or beer gave up after their first time or in the middle of it. ### END.
### Comment: Buy LEAPS then. Ride out the dip. ### REPLY: Lol, or just dont buy calls when you dont think the price is going to rise. ### END.
### Comment: So does my ass but only of them does something useful. ### REPLY: None of the hairs on my ass do anything useful ### END.
### Comment: I think it's under settings where you can apply. I don't remember what all they asked. ### REPLY: I had to email them and ask about being able to buy spreads. I said I wanted spreads to ~~have more leverage~~ reduce my risk. ### END.
### Comment: Very nice! What’s your exit plan? ### REPLY: Keep riding it down. I’ll short more and then close part of my position when I feel shit is dropping fast. That’s what I did this past Friday. ### END.
### Comment: Any chance I could commission a picture of my dick? ### REPLY: Not sure if there are small enough pixels but can try ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I am nearing under $25k, at market open I will be under $25k for sure. Would I just be limited to 3 trades like normal? ### REPLY: It you're marked PDT, you won't be able to day trade until you get 25k or 3 months pass, whichever comes first. You can still trade, just can't buy and sell the same stock/option in the same day ### END.
### Comment: And maybe more willing to vote it legal if they are hurting for $$ ### REPLY: You get +Tax revenue, + jobs, - crime, - admin/law enforcement costs, - social benefits costs, and - healthcare costs. Anyone who votes against this for anything other than 'moral' reasons is a fool. ### END.
### Comment: This..If you're going to buy $v calls you might as well just buy the underlying and sell puts..Visa isn't going anywhere but up...just very slowly. ### REPLY: How about Verizon? ### END.
### Comment: how the f are you getting 10x shorts? ### REPLY: ETC (i think its called in english) ### END.
### Comment: this is good advice. was up bigly on my JD calls, didnt sell because I got greedy, and now they're in a dumpster fire. ### REPLY: My $45 7/6 JD calls are going to go back up, surely. ### END.
### Comment: I don't care about the rest of market. I see our friends RAD is up tho ### REPLY: I’ll buy hookers for us all with the profits I’m taking on $RAD ### END.
### Comment: Longterm they do. They make options that aren't FDs, and it turns out they work out a lot more often. ### REPLY: Hi. I bought options that were not FDs, on MU, and I’ll soon be homeless. ### END.
### Comment: yeah i got this friday for 200. paid like $2 each... ### REPLY: Mine was $3.20. I would have gone all in (in stages) but my funds are still settling for withdraw in my PDT locked out account . ### END.
### Comment: Already bought and sold puts for profit. Thinking of jumping backing with the profit. ### REPLY: I already took some of mine and dumped them into these calls for next week that are on fucking S A L E right now. Glad to see I'm not alone on this trade the money is almost toooooo easy ### END.
### Comment: Yeah this is exactly like a game of poker where everyone is raising their stakes pre-flop. China repeatedly said that they will 100% retaliate and EU has made similar statements. Very bad for the market so the question is how to play volatility. ### REPLY: Stay on the sidelines with cash until everything is on sale ### END.
### Comment: I live in a part of the country (USA) where plenty of people have kids they can’t afford. Being broke doesn’t mean his dong will stop working. ### REPLY: EBT In fact one of the dudes I knew made 7 kids to get good income. ### END.
### Comment: there's some legit traders in the subreddit though - ### REPLY: Every serious investor has already killed themselves. ### END.
### Comment: How long ### REPLY: If theres an actual full blown trade war you might be waiting til the next president ### END.
### Comment: Probably going to be a recession ### REPLY: MAGA by stopping the bull market. ### END.
### Comment: I only know Seppuku ### REPLY: Ugh, my JD bruh. Shoulda sold all of it last week and just re-entered. Was up over 10k in profits. Now, I might have 3. Think these September calls have hope or we going sideways till then homie? ### END.
### Comment: it does, it really does sound like a personal problem. cunt needs to drop the gatorade and go straight for the clorox. side step ten steps, go straight for the finish. ### REPLY: gatorade? I thought we were talking about the shirt cunt needs to drop the shirt and pick up the...death shirt? side step TWELVE steps, go straight for the finish ### END.
### Comment: I am fucking sick of this shitty president. Literally everyone now is against America. I wonder I will be traveling safely using American passport. Better sitting all cash now and wait till his head is finally clear. I have no confidence tbh. ### REPLY: He is forcing us to choice between stopping liberals or our money. Tough call. ### END.
### Comment: Eat ur own shit asap so u still can produce some. It’s cYClical ### REPLY: Triggered. ### END.
### Comment: Trump’s tariffs ### REPLY: Blocking China from investing into us tech.... That one's unexpected ### END.
### Comment: Only reason I bought $65 at 7/20 is because they were cheaper and I wanted to buy more of them. I am not a bright man. ### REPLY: Should have got the $100s man. ### END.
### Comment: alright i'm in. lets see where this baby goes today. ### REPLY: I'd wait for a dead cat bounce then buy personally. It's a decent amount of blood on the street. Let the dip buyers commence a bounce first then enter. Buying anything (puts or calls) in the first hour of trading can hurt. ### END.
### Comment: She says she likes the whole steak not just steak tips ### REPLY: A Vienna sausage is still a sausage ### END.
### Comment: This is what I'm thinking of my $V calls too. Sucks that I'm down a shit load but very, very tempted to buy the dip? Got both 7/20 and 8/17 expirations ### REPLY: All of us bought the dip last week. My hands look like Swiss cheese this week. ### END.
### Comment: Right now, can you sell? ### REPLY: Yes plz, OP do it now ### END.
### Comment: 'Standard' monthly. ### REPLY: What I mean is people were saying this about June calls. Now it's July calls... ### END.
### Comment: You gotta love the ignorance here. Without wallstreet they wouldn’t have had a job. What killed Toys R Us is the same thing that killed Blockbuster. Poor ability to keep up with the times and management that was unwilling to take a chance. ### REPLY: Also why would a firm buy a company for 6 billion and then intentionally bankrupt it? Shit makes no sense you would lose billions. ### END.
### Comment: Probably break even right now. But they are shooting to hit same margins as cars by end of year. 20-30%. Powerwalls are going to be the biggest product Tesla makes. Nobody realizes that yet. ### REPLY: This. Fuck their car tech. It'll pretty much be a commodity in 10 years to drive an autonomous electric vehicle. But TSLA has an edge in other places, powerwalls being one ### END.