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### Comment: what's the drop in the middle ? ### REPLY: The value of his stocks or options lost value ### END.
### Comment: The bitch I ask to hold the wheel for me while I take a quick doze ### REPLY: Excuse me can you hold the wheel for a sec, I gotta scratch two spots at once. ### END.
### Comment: You probably just didn’t understand how you have to have a certain amount of your own money in the trade as well depending on the perceived risk ### REPLY: You’re probably right since I was definitely trying to buy some high V faggy D’s ### END.
### Comment: Duh. Why do you think I posted this? ### REPLY: ... Just a TLDR for the plebs ### END.
### Comment: Autofelatio ### REPLY: That is 'throating' yourself, necking is where you push your own head down on someone else's dick. ### END.
### Comment: Better to have 4 people looking for jobs than 1 looking with 3 living off social programs ### REPLY: People seem to forget that as soon as you quit looking for a job you are no longer considered unemployed. ### END.
### Comment: I woke up late this morning to my AMD calls up 100% ### REPLY: woot woot! Same here homie. i got a 17$ call about a month ago that expires next friday. feeling good now ### END.
### Comment: You mean premium ### REPLY: RobinHood Black. I'd spend money on that. Just the name. Black app. icon...mmm ### END.
### Comment: You got it! ### REPLY: or TIFU, over and over and over again. ### END.
### Comment: I saw a robinhood wage garnishment letter for like $300 +$1200 in legal fees a few months back. It all depends on your local laws of wage garnisment. ### REPLY: No wage to garnish if I dont have a job. ### END.
### Comment: Decent point sir, if the IV is high enough and you manage your position it’s probably worth it. If you do this and keep some notes on your profits I’d love to get an idea of the strategy you’re using. I’ve thought about it but it just seemed like he risk to reward was silly, but I probably was looking at stuff with very low IV ### REPLY: Sure. I'll let you know. I'm currently selling weekly Covered call with 100 shares as collateral on SPY. I also bought Dec 31 call on SPY and selling FDs for comparison. Also have the apple call I mentioned. I'll see where it goes for a month. I tried doing the same with V and MSFT, but somehow I feel it doesn't work for them. ### END.
### Comment: So you're saying we can count on your vote? [https://votebluth.com/trail/](https://votebluth.com/trail/) Sadly we heard about this too late and missed the nevernude meet up in Venice Beach and the Stair Car in Burbank >\_< ### REPLY: This site is beautiful thank you where is the visitor counter and my bluth webring? ### END.
### Comment: Definitely today, could see some further resistance every morning but I see downtrend for next few market days eventually leveling off maybe next Wednesday. ### REPLY: Is the Alzheimer’s drug a novel drug? That is, are they the first to do trials in this type of drug? Is it promising? If it’s promising, that’s a huge bullish signal, as no one has been successful on this front. I still am not buying, just playing devil’s advocate. Also I get it was Phase II, still other trials and tests incoming. ### END.
### Comment: >I think that's where Musk is actually incredible, he's selling the 'aura of genius' and people are buying it Right and that's my point. Tesla share price has tripled in 5 years and the company is more popular than ever. If Ford spent 5 years missing its production goals, taking 3 years to deliver vehicles, and selling almost every car at a loss Ford would be a penny stock. ### REPLY: Because ford is ford ### END.
### Comment: But you could have bought fewer calls at a more reasonable strike.. The problem is that so otm and short expiry means your call value decays like hell with time. And then instead of selling the same day you held... ### REPLY: Shhh. OP is how I make so much damn money selling calls. ### END.
### Comment: you walk to the other hemisphere anytime your down and you go back up again ### REPLY: You're never gonna keep me down ### END.
### Comment: Don't read too much into it. It's just saying between selling too late and too early, it's better to sell too early. ### REPLY: Ohhh, understood. As in 'all those guys who you made fun of for supposedly selling early are now at the country club kicking it'. Thanks. ### END.
### Comment: thanks for putting this on my radar, I dont think Im going to invest at the moment but if it dips down after this spike I think Im going to buy in. Reallllly wish I got this news last week after approval. ### REPLY: Hope you never find your entry lol Up another 5% since ### END.
### Comment: do tell him ### REPLY: Nobody tell this guy either ### END.
### Comment: Get your shit together Christopher ### REPLY: Topher should just delete himself. Problem solved ### END.
### Comment: Ford doesn’t dig holes. ### REPLY: I dunno. Have you looked at their stock over the past 5 years? Shit is slowly going to the core of the earth. ### END.
### Comment: Except Chinese firms have partial ownership of many iconic American products so this is not what China wants. Plus USA exports to China is what, 1% of our GDP? Not nothing but pales compared with Chinese exports to USA. The real punch is a) if prices go up and stay up for American consumers and b) Chinese offload American debt in a firesale and of course c) tariff for tariff tit for tat. ### REPLY: I think C. would lead into A., and if A. happened, I think it would hurt China a lot more in the long term. China’s niche is manufacturing cheap crap, if their crap isn’t cheap, we’ll find someone else to do it. ### END.
### Comment: So simple, even an idiot can lose money! ### REPLY: Yea, by buying a Bloomberg terminal. ### END.
### Comment: If there was a resolution we would be up 10% across the board, not 0.50% ### REPLY: Nahh, with a resolution we would be down 2% because this market makes no fucking sense. ### END.
### Comment: Oh you're that guy. They should really just give you a car at this point for your support. I in 63 @ $8.45, so even at my stop loss I'm only out the cost of a midrange dinner. It's taking a lot to not average down rn, but I'm done throwing money at this thing. Still holding onto hope that it has a small bounce back up - is $9 really too much to ask for? ### REPLY: Who knows. I ate a loss on it and closed my positon to enter a new one. I’ll buy back if uxin is still this low and my other trade goes my way. ### END.
### Comment: Or a matter of time until Intel releases something better ### REPLY: Literally what? They can't produce 10nm at scale at all for the foreseeable future (delays after delays after delays). Nobody makes a 12nm for processors. They're at 14nm now, and the 9000 series is going to be a 14nm refresh. Source: Jun 29 2018 Linus Tech Tips WAN Show ### END.
### Comment: Your USO calls don’t care about Brent trading prices. WTI did take a hit but it’s recovering ### REPLY: Yep this. The Brent-WTI spread has been narrowing a bit the last few weeks. Could be nice for lots of North American oil companies if it continues or stays tight. ### END.
### Comment: If you’re working 20 hours a week you’d be considered employed. If you were working 60 hours with lyft, uber, and doordash you’d still be considered 1 employed person In technicality, uber drivers are self employed, but self-employees people are still considered employed ### REPLY: Thanks for the answer. Do the numbers reveal what percentage is self employed? ### END.
### Comment: OP somewhat has his shit together? ### REPLY: He just charged it at a local gas station after they turned his power off. ### END.
### Comment: Any person with no knowledge of markets is a shoe shine boy ### REPLY: you honestly think most doctors just stick all those earnings in an ally savings account and have no less knowledge of the market than you? ### END.
### Comment: The real LPT is always in the comments ### REPLY: Dammit guys atleast upvote to help him out a little. This shit is getting rough ### END.
### Comment: Hope so I'm holding onto 7/20 127Cs ### REPLY: Bruh I got some weekly 132 calls let’s go 🤪🤪 ### END.
### Comment: I look at the top losers for the day and check their 3m and 1y charts and see what the reason for the drop was. Then I try to get a call a month out near the pre drop price if they make sense to buy. ### REPLY: Good. I will occasionally do this ### END.
### Comment: I tend to motivate people by calling them a fucking retard ### REPLY: Thanks Mom... ### END.
### Comment: Fag ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: Probably sold his MU calls Tuesday for puts and then got spy puts on margin. Basically buy high sell low and then short low and rebuy high ### REPLY: the infamous wsb strategy. ### END.
### Comment: Dow? Too boring. ### REPLY: Boring money is best money. Grow at 15% monthly compounding and laugh from your space island. ### END.
### Comment: Have fun papercutting ur anus. ### REPLY: My asshole has never been the same since a the fissures ### END.
### Comment: Don't believe him, he just spits on each sheet before he wipes. ### REPLY: LOL ### END.
### Comment: 0% interest rate is still a interest rate, and where does it says its non-refundable? ### REPLY: In the tweet? Also huge story about it last week? Also that’s not how math works. ### END.
### Comment: \> SOLD \[many many\] SQ Jan18'19 80 CALL @ 3.95 I'm converting over to shares today and got rid of half my calls. I still have December 50's that need to go. All proceeds are going in to SQ stock. (Sorry I won't give amounts, use my real name on this site, etc.) ### REPLY: No worries. Thanks for sharing though! ### END.
### Comment: Reversion! Yield curves! **THE 10 YEAR BOND IS OVER 3%** ### REPLY: BLUE APRON IS CRASHING-- DOWN 3% ### END.
### Comment: >Go leave a buy order out in front of the bid. You mean an open buy above the ask and hope someone fat-fingers? In this case like $2 or something. ### REPLY: What do you think happens if you bid above the 1.60 offer? And no, that isn't what he means. Lazy bid a little over the current best bid. Always work lazy fly bids and offers GFD cos they may not be lazy prices tomorrow and you won't want that fill. ### END.
### Comment: Bruh I got some weekly 132 calls let’s go 🤪🤪 ### REPLY: My man ### END.
### Comment: Mate get to a hospital you're having a stroke ### REPLY: That was earlier with mu lol ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I think he's been doing it. Or at least thats what he said last time. Or was it another high IQ boy? Hmm. ### REPLY: Another IQ boy bought 20K share, not share that worth 20K. See, he is in big trouble. ### END.
### Comment: Honestly if its anonymous I doubt anyone would lie as they have nothing to gain ### REPLY: If you’re not lying to yourself then you’re not lying hard enough. ### END.
### Comment: Dammit guys atleast upvote to help him out a little. This shit is getting rough ### REPLY: done. he should now see it as the top helpful comment. ### END.
### Comment: > More like after years of college-level poli sci, econ, accounting, and world civ classes. I too was once unemployed. ### REPLY: Sadly, I've had to work throughout nearly all of my years in higher education. ### END.
### Comment: I am Japan right now, peasant. ### REPLY: So he is in you? ### END.
### Comment: lol why do you care about someone's post history Your OP sounds like a slapchop commercial ' Today might be your last chance to buy Service Now (NOW) below $185. ' Seriously? ### REPLY: Check out these nutz ### END.
### Comment: I’m impatient ### REPLY: Learn to play the long game ### END.
### Comment: The point is buying red days and selling green days is worthless advice. In a sideways market frequent traders lose on average. ### REPLY: It's funny. I'm rolling in tendies in sideways markets. But I get annhilated when things go on too long. Stock going up too much = fuck, sell before it crashesStock going down lately = sweet, load up for the big rebound If anything keeps going in one direction too long I get rekt. But sideways? sideways is free money. ### END.
### Comment: There are no girls on the internet. ### REPLY: This. Dick, Tits, or gtfo ### END.
### Comment: Yes, they let you use margin for options ### REPLY: For long options?!? Like, you have $500 in your account, you can buy $1000 worth of options? You're kidding ### END.
### Comment: Bout threefiddy ### REPLY: *tree ### END.
### Comment: I like to visit my sisters work, they have beer on tap at a software company, lets me drink as much as I want. ### REPLY: This fucking guy ### END.
### Comment: Not enough for two MU shares, good for 1 MU and 3 AyyyMD though. ### REPLY: Wait till Monday, then it is good for two MU shares. ### END.
### Comment: That's literally luck seeing how it's a weekly expiring today. Good job bro, too bad you didn't buy like $1500 worth or some shit. ### REPLY: But you know damn well if they had then they would've been fucked royally. ### END.
### Comment: Problem is these are already a hedge against $NVDA. I guess I should have closed some but it’s already past 4. Got tied up with the Brazil Belgium match. Happy to see Neymar rolling on the ground for a different reason. ### REPLY: Brazil out and market is green. Today is a good day. ### END.
### Comment: LMAO i thought you were referring DNR to do not resuscitate and trolling this sub ### REPLY: There r no DDs in here just words ### END.
### Comment: That news wasn't available when I bought, my avg. was at .11 so I guess I chalk it up to a ~ $100 haircut and remember the lesson. That being said, I saw an opportunity to get a piece of a company that looked to be part of oil's 'rebound', also this was before the tariff garbage too. ### REPLY: Damn unlucky. I just (wrongly) assumed it was a very uneducated bet, you can see people pumping the stock all over the SA articles they completely ignore the fact that their equity stake is about to be wiped out. But if you did it before the restructuring announcement then it was just a bet on the outcome which isn’t bad. ### END.
### Comment: Last night, Cramer said that it looks like we could be headed toward a recession to start the show. ### REPLY: Not until oct-nov, buy all the dips, market wants to go higher, look at us treasury bonds and all the crazy buybacks, last few months of bull run. ntflx, amd and amazon are your friends, don't touch anything else ### END.
### Comment: Shhh. OP is how I make so much damn money selling calls. ### REPLY: This is what wsb is for TBH. Pick a stock you hold too much, hype it on wsb, sell calls. ### END.
### Comment: Set an auto-reply message saying that you're out of the country until further notice. ### REPLY: Or say you’re the prince with locked funds in Nigeria and if they send you money first you’ll send them a million back ### END.
### Comment: I'd believe that. I mean shit, outside of style, she's pretty much ripped off everyone. Lol. ### REPLY: my diiiick ### END.
### Comment: I think C. would lead into A., and if A. happened, I think it would hurt China a lot more in the long term. China’s niche is manufacturing cheap crap, if their crap isn’t cheap, we’ll find someone else to do it. ### REPLY: Friendship ended with China, india new best friend. ### END.
### Comment: Remake the car? Why not just give to the next person on the waitlist? ### REPLY: Tesla may need someone like you. ### END.
### Comment: You paid for theta and for being too realistic. Next time buy 4500 for next week. That's literally the type of bet that Munger is suggesting ### REPLY: >Trying to understand it, so effectively the idea would be bet which is mispriced, like you mention in the other comments, but specifically related to this one, it would you want to buy some absurd OTM calls ### END.
### Comment: Except selling requires exorbitant amount of money or intelligent use of margin (this is wsb). If people were selling options during the last month they would have been butt fucked enough to lose all profits and then some ### REPLY: Absolutely fair play on the capital necessary to make real money on short puts. I'm used to 30-90 day expirations that bring in a few grand but the exposure is real money. Disagree on selling options getting butt fucked. Every one of these WSBers gettingvhosed on their long calls made the person that wrote them some money. ### END.
### Comment: People seem to forget that as soon as you quit looking for a job you are no longer considered unemployed. ### REPLY: Yeah cause you found a job. ### END.
### Comment: Except the fact that the last few weeks would have been shit if you were a seller. Point being is buying isn't a bad strategy as long as you don't go reeee too hard. ### REPLY: *looks at pile of money just printed selling weeklies last week* Huh? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, as I recall Trump found himself on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner. The fucking President of the United States of America. And let's not forget he appointed Linda McMahon to run the Small Business Administration, so she's considered a cabinet-level official. Now that I think about it, why haven't I cashed out my 401k to buy WWE calls yet? ### REPLY: And the front runner for the mayor of Knoxville. ### END.
### Comment: Because it would be better to be surrounded by allies when tackling China than becoming isolated and waging war on multiple fronts. This isn’t about steel as much as it is about slowing China down in the long term. If you believe there is a win for the US here and Trump is making the country great again you’re the one drinking the Meme flavored kool-aid. ### REPLY: Show your short loser ### END.
### Comment: Prepared. Will do well. ### REPLY: Wanna gimme a glimpse of those positions my dude? ### END.
### Comment: Brazil does have great bottoms ### REPLY: Lord have mercy they do ### END.
### Comment: No wage to garnish if I dont have a job. ### REPLY: checkmate employers ### END.
### Comment: ThinkorSwim ### REPLY: So, autists can swim? ### END.
### Comment: It’s 2 weeks from now. He also already said which direction he’s going to go, and China has also responded saying which direction they will go. The market just doesn’t believe it’s a surety. ### REPLY: True. The next round would take time to implement and the market is going to have to guess before then. So by this fall (when they would officially be implemented) the market would have loooong ago made up its mind. This time I don't think they will give Trump the benefit of the doubt about this being a negotiating tactic. The next round will hurt worse if it goes through. ### END.
### Comment: Lol this guy is 100% a neck beard ### REPLY: Don‘t be a dick just cos you are divorced. ### END.
### Comment: You're a perma bull that calls miniature dips recessions. At least you have a sense of humor ### REPLY: This sub has called mini dips recessions since the great TQQQ dip of Jan 2018. Cheers. ### END.
### Comment: Don't get me wrong... I am happy its moving upwards and all but we need to be at least 2x as high as the indexes or we come out net negative on red days with a beta of 1.6. The market is 'forward looking' stock buy backs kick off in September ~10 billion/ $53 = ~189 million shares purchased = ~ 16.3% of all out standing shares. ~ 16.3 x $53 = ~$62 share price if there is zero growth/ zero price movement on company that has beat on the last 11 of 11 earnings and raised guidance once again. ### REPLY: There's no guarantee they're buying back shares in September. ### END.
### Comment: Yep, Linux based operating systems for specific industries is where everything is going. The personal computer is dying for the standard consumer and being replaced by phones and tablets, Apple and Google pretty much have that market covered. Microsoft’s value lies in its cloud not its operating system. ### REPLY: MSFT knows that the future value in the cloud though, they are pivoting in that direction. They haven't missed the boat this time, they are right there with Amazon as the best in cloud providers. ### END.
### Comment: Soybeans shot up 38 cents, what did you buy? ### REPLY: Copper :( ### END.
### Comment: When I say I was 'surprised' at the beginning of May, that surprise took me from deep in the green to deep in the red for the year. I had a BIG put position and held it too long thinking it was just volatility and I'd at least get a down day to get out. Still haven't dug my way out. ### REPLY: Thank you for the warning ### END.
### Comment: I'd be happy to break even. Just gotta find some suckers to buy $10 calls. ### REPLY: If you think it will tank just sell and buy puts? ### END.
### Comment: Bulb tech probably too easy to duplicate and compete on margin. Who buys bulbs for brand? Complex machinery though- that shit is only for the big guys. ### REPLY: Right but they went from an engineering and appliance company to this broad corporate monster. They have no specialities they just kind of do everything half-ass. They will suffer in the long term if they don’t get back to their roots or find a niche that works. ### END.
### Comment: I own a few 100 shares in both AAPL and MSFT, I regularly trade options on MSFT for pretty consistent gains. Pretty much the safest tech stock in my opinion, it's not meme status like MU when it comes to volatility and gains but MSFT is a steady gainer with great internal diversity and now that they're pushing towards the cloud I'm extremely bullish, like 30% of my account is MSFT shares lol ### REPLY: Are you me? ### END.
### Comment: On a side note, why does anyone care about volume by shares? It only means something when you know the stock really well, but can't use it to compare it to anything ### REPLY: You compare that to its average volume. Increases and decreases in volume can signal momentum changes and price swings ### END.
### Comment: Well you see there is supply and demand. ### REPLY: I don't know enough about AMD so I was just wondering. You guys follow these companies way more than I do. ### END.
### Comment: This is what debt is for. ### REPLY: Man I don't wanna get margin called by Reddit, that's a new low. ### END.
### Comment: Honestly, it doesn't seem quite violent enough. ### REPLY: 'well, I can gain so much and I can't lose more than I put in so might as well try... Aaand it's all gone. ' ### END.
### Comment: Has anyone played this game? ### REPLY: You can play it here: https://emulatoronline.com/nes-games/wall-street-kid/ ### END.
### Comment: Those all sound like employment to me. ### REPLY: That's what it sounded like to the Obama admin too. ### END.
### Comment: U ### REPLY: N? ### END.
### Comment: But the order of cause and effect is unknown. ### REPLY: It is us. ### END.
### Comment: Crash confirmed thank you ### REPLY: well i was almost right my BAC ended the day -5% and UVXY crashed selling for an 80% loss dicking my folio ### END.
### Comment: E ### REPLY: B ### END.
### Comment: This is what wsb is for TBH. Pick a stock you hold too much, hype it on wsb, sell calls. ### REPLY: You do know that there are companies whose sole purpose is to come on forums like this and create fake hype for a stock to make it go “viral”. There is no such thing as viral. It’s all about exposure and the illusion of originality. ### END.
### Comment: Jesus Crust ### REPLY: You can throw NVDA in there to make it a more family-friendly FANGMAN ### END.